Weet ik editie
On Thursday the fate of this country will be decided...
think of the children rorke
petrolberg gone down in price
Can someone explain how the boy died?
>>222378207If you've never cooked anything in your life, why should anybody take your opinions about cooking seriously?
im on that good fentanyl
>>222378164You can tell this got him all rattled in his incel bedroom lol he's going to bang on about it all day long now trying to get the last word
>>222378251what happens on thursday
>>222378246vile trollop
>having children is something so bizarre and alien to this insell freak he thinks it's comparable in difficulty to becoming a professional chef.Massive self own there mate
Whats the next step for Big Starmer on his quest of punishing chuds for killing children and making middled aged women cry?
>>222378207thats a shit analogythe policy will affect me so i get a say in it. just because they say its about kids doesn't mean it doesn't affect me.
>>222378303fucking poo screaming
>>222378303How many times can one person be done in a single day?
>>222378273I do think children should be banned from social media but I don't think digital ID is a good ideaI just don't know how you can ban kids from social media without digital IDI guess that's the way society is going we're going to be living under a Chinese-style government one way or another whether for better or worse.
>>222378307didn't need to see that
I see the superdads with a football team's worth of kids have decided to weigh in on the matter
lmfao
i dont need to have my own kids to talk about them. I should know more about them than you after all i'm the one who is in love with them
>>222378307This looks like it's from 2009 lol
>>222378335would give this thing a good rapo as you lot say
>>222378314cum on her face
just got to clean the bathroom floor actually then thats merentberg can stick his tongue up my sweaty poo encrusted bumhole if he thinks i'm going any more
mad how we're not even half way through the working week yet
would you say queer people are your people y/n?
>>222378221i know he's a british actor, so why does he look like a slav guy like serb?
>>222378343get the fucking porno banned for the kiddiesand get 4chan banned toono more of this, butchie
>>222378332>I just don't know how you can ban kids from social media without digital IDyou can'tthis is actually a situation where educating parents on the harms of childhood social media use in a sort of public health campaign is the best choice
>>222378332digital ID is not inherently bad or anti privacy
>>222378379thats a satire in the style of a phd thesis not the convention for guardian articles. poor effort
One incel got sent flying in the last thread so now we'll have to endure him trying to get even for the next few threadsEnjoy the dogshit zingers lads
Ban under 16s from using the internet so they can go outside and socialiseThen call the police when kids are playing outside because they're being too loud
>>222378343Sounds like a larp. If you interact at all with trannies in real life you're under no delusions about them being women and all that nonsense
>>222378343this is why it is more respectable to embrace being a faggot
>>222378406More bizarre made up scenarios is it?
>>222378343good album that
>>222378406Kek
>>222378403literally have no idea what you're on about and I have spent all day on /brit/
Bizarre made up scenario power hour
Teenagers should be toiling so they can pay for boomer's fuel allowance
>>222378251match is tomorrow mate
I am the sun and the hair
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1781627716306547.gif
Bizarre made up gay porn scenario
>>222378440embarrassing mate
>>222378469raor
it pie night
rorke winning a battle of wits against a mum with a deceased child
>>222378402
careful lads he's been on /brit/ all day! no funny business!
Scrolling through /brit/ while count dankula is talking in the background
>>222378469Zesty ahh dog
anyone know what to search to find more photos like this that got posted in the other threadkind of 90s to 2000s slick urban style
>>222378469whats it like in south africa then lad?
business idea: NEET five-a-side football league scouting bedroom incels who are kicked off the internet after refusing to provide digital ID
Where's the lad who donated like 5 grand to count dankulas legal case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjP01kjTfNUscreaming at this
A dictatorship of the bereaved mothers if you will
>>222378501make them with an AI
>>222378512Jobcentre FC
searching for promising south american 16 year olds and patiently waiting for them to turn 18 (on my fm 24 save)
i think a single government digital ID would be a natural progression from the several departments who already maintain their own digital ID systems (dvla, passport, job seekers, ministry of gay porn)
sucking the half-time orange
>>222378488>All you can Yam Batty Restaurant
Can't accuse the world's richest man of controlling the press as long as he's constantly being slandered by every large media outlet.
>>222378390Problem is a lot parents are stupid and irresponsibleThere are many prole mong parents in this country who let their infant children on iPads and smoke weed in front of their kids, do you think they're able to be educated on anything?This country has failed morally, you won't fix poor parenting with public campaigns. Legislation can get things done but it'll be at the cost of privacy and civil liberties.
rorke cyberbullying a child to suicide and then lecturing the mother about online safety
rorke writing a comment for chris gay
>>222378391Digital ID can make things safer, more reliable, and reduce bureaucracy but it will invariably be used to squash dissenters at some point
Incels discussing parenting again. Next up: blind men discussing photography.
your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you don't
>>222378575he has so much money but doesnt seem to know he can influence the world outside making x posts bros a retard
whats the hottest place you lads have ever been?
stuck behind some bald bastard on a 60mph country road doing 20 with his phone out the window recording the scenery I wanted to run him off the road
>>222378501i found that picture in a photography thread on wizchan like 3 years ago, no idea where you can find more pictures with that aesthetic, sorry.
>>222378575he's the judas goat
>>222378620what if the dissenters were the brown homo muslim biomass?
>>222378622Your mums crease
>online safety
>>222378637benidorm
'In order to discover who rules over you, simply find out who you're not allowed to criticise.' - VoltaireIt's the dead kids who rule over us
was thinking of getting into ice hockey
>>222378577well if its a choice between everybody (including me) having their privacy and liberty restricted, or some mong parents failing their mong children and letting them be ruined by social media (among other things which would still ruin them regardless), i choose liberty
>>222378637Khartoum/Kuwait City
Haha loving the dogshit zingers incelbro keep them coming lad
>>222378650NTA, but then I would support it exclusively for them and cheer when their rights were taken away because they're not me, and they're not my rights. Same as anyone who tries their hardest not to be a "snowflake." I don't object to snowflakes, I don't think its bad to be offended as long as its me or someone who agrees with me that is offended. But if you're offended and you're a wokester or a non then I will make fun of you and call you a snowflake. People only really care about themselves, their family, their tribe, their beliefs, anyone who says different is lying.
>>222378620i mean, on a technical level, there is no need for it to be tied to your online activityif a website wants to know if you're 16+ or 18+ or whatever it just redirects to the digital ID provider which gives a simple result of yes/no and that's all that's neededeither the government doesn't want this, or they're too ignorant to understand it
you are supporting japan in the world cup, right?
>>222378698You don't even leave your smelly childhood bedroom lol banging about liberty like you George Washington omds
>>222378697you can hardly ever see the puck desu
>>222378728roaring
>>222378698I was going to reply to this telling you to prepare for the dogshit incel zinger but he beat me to it
>>222378637when i was in tenerife it was 42C one of the dayswasnt nearly as uncomfortable as 30 degree days are here though
>>222378575>chris GAY
>>222378753
Modern day Thomas Jefferson over here, practising his order in his head before he goes up to order at McDonald's.
>>222378637Sicily
what if parents monitored their kid's internet usage instead of the government
>>222378728>>222378780i accept your concession
>>222378780nigger sc
Ban drinking, smoking, gambling, casual sex, unhealthy food, video games, television, sitting down for more than an hour and enforce mandatory exercise.Because that'd all make everyone healthier and happier and liberty isn't important.
>>222378792They won't do it so the government has toSimple as that I'm afraid
>>222378723の
>>222378795Alexander hamIlton over here, getting heart palpitations when the phone rings
>>222378780cant you just use the screens and wait for them to call your order?
>>222378723I would DIE for Japan
>>222378575Hawaii or maybe Hong Kong. Temp wise i think Hawaii wins but Hong Kong is a proper sweaty place
SCAH SAM FACKEN GOOOOOOOOALS!
leftypol googling "USA founding fathers list"
AY MISTER TALLY MAN TALLY ME BANANA
so many divas
on the dodgy vapes
The incel revolution is nigh
FOY the lot of you
>>222378855he's so terminally online and americanised his only perception of freedom is via america. what a sad act
>>222378879i dont think he said this
>>222378879Don't think David Mitchell has ever claimed to be a conservative.
>>222378909he said that
My right to speak to children online SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>222378890Nah. Women's power is actively coalescing.
>>222378913I listened to his autiobiography on Audible and he refers to himself as a "small c conservative"
>>222378879i look like that and i say that
>>222378850Can just imagine him banging the marching drums on the field at Hastings 1066.He is lost on the modern world.
Digital id will be the spark that lights the fire which burns this femocracy to ashes
>>222378837
guys 4chan's TLS certificate runs out in a couple of months. someone remind what's his name to make sure it's renewed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0BEnEorWqE>'I Thought I Was a Paedophile.. But It Was OCD' | This Morninglet's be honest if this were a bloke going around saying this he'd still be seen as a creep and wouldn't be getting daytime tv interview slots
no digital identification without representation
>>222378715You're right there is the technology (zero-knowledge proofs or whatever) for that, but I wouldn't be surprised if governments deliberately opt for digital ID infrastructure that can provide any and all information on demand, or it has backdoors, or is unsecure and ends up exposing everyone's data in a massive breach one day.
>>222378925at one point she does a funny british accent and reads a weird incestous story about Hansel and Gretel, made me lol.
Billions must verify
peeling a /brit/ posters skin off and munching bits of it whilst he shouts SCREaaam bradley walsh save me
but how will leftypol groom children after the social media ban?
>>222378961so fucking tired of brown people
>>222378967can think of a few other OCD paedos
Total Bereaved Mother Death
>I'm not a nonce, it just slipped! (Watch Live)
>>222378995he'll go back to hiding in the bushes at the playground like the good old days
poo shitting in a toilet's mouth
>>222378961japan has fallen
Yeah you're not a conservative in any sense of the word if mass deportations and ethno-cultural revival isn't at the top of your priority list
>>222378890The incels already had their revolution in 2020, and they won.Now everyone is a miserable internet addict shut-in NEET on bennies.
just got in bed still wearing my clothes
>>222378575Devilish strategy by are Elon there
>>222378961why do they just stand around grinning fecklessly wherever they go
I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I gonna bring the whole fucking diseased corrupt foidcracy down on your heads. It's gonna be biblical.
>>222378961Japanese food is bland, glad they're getting more culture this way.
>>222379004We may never learn who is responsible for creating the idea in our minds that thriving prosperous countries need diversity from brown countries.
>>222379043trvke
>>22237907195%? come on mate, no way thats true.
Lmfao
>>222379071Wasn't just her thoughAndrew Neather also infamously boasted about wanting to "rub the right's nose in diversity" by importing non-white immigrants
watch rorke post africa vs africa tonight on /sp/
>>222379098
>>222379120I heard Bowden speak of this.
>>222379119>Right-Wing Outrageprobably a dozen people on facebook mocked it for being weird and retarded
>>222379062Japanese food is mostly borrowed from Chinese cooks that invented everything.
*uses ai to generate humourous images of rorke looking arrogant and muscular and leftypol looking skinny fat with his mouth open*
>>222379098why would you find that unbelieveable
>>222378637EgyptBut I do remember some childhood British summers being the most uncomfortable heat I've experienced
>>222379129Battle of the Bulge
Think I may be developing parkinsons.
just finished the resident evil 4 dlc, really liked it desu.
>>222379221screaming
>>222379120Ursula von der Leyen, 2022:>The values of the EU are the values of the Talmud Pretty damning statement imo, but without complicit non jews like her, Blair, Boris Johnson, and Tommy Robinstein, the effort to brown Europe and the UK wouldn't succeed.
>>222379221Screaming and shaking
>>222378637Home, 40 degrees celcius last summer.>>222379199i thought diversity has always been in Europe.
>>222379219meant for>>222378343
>>222379236None of these are funny mate, fuck off back to britpol
might rewatch doccy who
>>222379236bizarre that some people were actually fighting to let her come back here and live among us again
>>222379219me seeing a webm of a fit tranny but pretending not to like it cos im not gay
>>222379257first one was better
>>222379265I have never been on britpol in my life, I am born and bred here.
keir starmima begum
>>222379265>among usSUS
Sir Childless Incel
>>222379260i KNOw she shouldnt be le tin
it's that simple
Bukkake.
>>222379290howl whenever I think of Shamima. Has she been invited back?
>>222379265lord herman is a jewsh zionist
If you my nigga, then say that, my nigga Like, "What's up, my crodie? Come hug me right now"
Viking love.
>>222379352
>>222379352fuck roar
What's up my Cody
where's helperlad the uk chairman
COCK: OUTWILLY STATUS: FLACIDAIR: LUKE-WARMBALLS: INFLATED AND HIDDENMENTAL WANK STATUS: LOADING...
>>222379352pee scream
crodesworth the butler
carberg has lost his damn mind
you can never understand how i feel.
>>222379352SCREM
>>222379352Right that's him done then
>>222379352howlen
Cooked
>>222379393fuck off sean
rorke nigga gaming
>>222379006scr
man money is awesome guyslike i didn't really get it
got erectile dysfunction at 28
If the government wanted to reverse the Shamima Begum case, they should do so on the grounds that if citizenship is not a safe status for her; it’s not a safe status for anyone, he said. Would you like it if Nigel Farage revoked your citizenship because Israel grants your citizenship, or because you have Irish grandparents?
>>222379436leftypols da
Enough time wasted on this hellhole, see you all another day.
>>222379455yeah except voluntarily joining isis is a bit different from having irish grandparents isnt it
>>222379455>If the government wanted to reverse the Shamima Begum case,but they don't end ofend of mateend ofit's end of
How do you lads stop from getting cuts on your hands when doing DIY or similar stuff I have soft hands
Dane, the lord.
Rorkeypops Rocks
>>222379436still cant get over that tranny nonce who was (routinely) smearing his own shite over door handles and bottles at nurseries he broke into.judge let him off without a jail sentence too if i remember.
>>222379488gloves
>>222379453always had it me I couldn't get hard when I had the chance for a shag at 16. was on the 'rno from about 12 it's no good that muck
>>222379488The first thing you have to do is to stop doing the job like a dick head
If you my nigga, then say that, my nigga Like, "What's up, my crodie? Come hug me right now".
Coloues.
that's the veg steamed for the rest of the week
>>222379436looks like a bloke in a wig desu
>>222379509get on the nofapit saves lifes
Pen.
will the marketing bubble ever collapse? surely there comes a point where the price these companies charge doesn't provide enough value to justify it
>>222379508Then I just get scratched by the inside of the glove>>222379514Wasn't asking yanks
what kinda man are you? A middle one
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer has knighted Dame Shamina Begum QCE and is having her flown to rorkes house in the King's personal helicopter.
pinkpantheress found dead in rorke’s childhood bedroom
>tfw stupid
>>222379562try not being a pathetic waste of skin you fucking drip
Oak Tree.
>>222379453>>222379509is it physiological (cant get hard under any circumstances) or psychological (cant get hard with somebody else)?
>>222379572shagged to death, they say
>>222379561yeah but when it does it's ww3
Italy mafia.
>>222379586Thanks for your helpNOT!
>>222379562Maybe if you weren't so shit at being a man I wouldn't have to tell you anything
>>222379625i hope you fucking DIE nigga
latina women are so fertile fuck me
Red card.
>>222379561its not been about value for money for ages doe, name one successful company that achieved success and maintained it without a massive marketing budget simply doesn't exist, you have to pay the fees to even play at the table otherwise you might as well just not bother
>>222378379
>>222379452just get a job
I so ronery haha
>>222379595psychological I'm just an autistic avoidant freak and whenever I get into a sexual situation I just get anxious and can't stop overthinking it. never been "in the moment" in my life
sun landings is an underutilized concept in scifi, for some reason it's always presented as a deadly no go zone while it's really just like an ocean of plasma and you can build a base there if you really want to (in your scifi universe not in real life)
>>222379658
>>222379647they suck you in mate. vaccum pressurized cervix with extra sauce
AGE
>>222379648Salah FAILED in his opening match
>>222379662*slides you a fat zoot*av a choke on thhat son
>>222379670ok
part of me thinks if my parents ever just supported one singular thing i ever had so much as a fleeting passion for i would've turned out different.
>>222379647ok and how would you know that
Water no ground.
Leftypol having his name legally changed to Semen Hitler His bf having his name legally changed to Eva Brawn
Wondering about whether being rich is worth it if it means that you are doomed to having no real mates or life at all since everyone wants some of your wealth
>>222379662yeah me too
Only see my brother every 6 months or so because he's a big fat stinky incel loser and now I'm going to spend a week with him. Hard bloody work I tell you what.
>>222379688Mountains under water.
>>222379707He's had hair plugs hasn't he
>>222379670haha
>>222379733get his arse shagged
>>222379691i was pretty good at piano but then just enjoyed getting completely steaming and turned into a spastic and stopped playing it and dropped out of uni and been a slug since
>>222378501that's just a level from mirror's edge
>>222379753are you a slugman
gave catberg a smack on the bonce for meowing at me for food even though he's already had 2 dinners plus a churu
Wish I could go back and see Ancient Egypt
>>222379753screaming this is me but with guitar instead
>>222378501try /wg/
SeneGOAL! It's in the name. I know where my money is going
>>222379739nah he cured baldness but kept it to himself
>>>/diy/2993991
>>222379733maybe you should try and motivate him to be a better version of himself, that's what i'd do personally but i'm not a shit brother so not sure abour your sitch (situation)
>>222379764alri mate found your catberge on brit: >>222379765
katy putting on a france shirt and going with the cronem to watch the game at the pub
>>222379691For me I blame society in general, having autism means that people just dislike you immediately so I never got any encouragement in anything
>>222379761the missing link between human and slug mehowever much more slimy
>>222379790esoteric post
>>222379797fungus
>>222379790scromie
>>222378501architecture and design books from that period the style is called Gen X Soft Club fyi https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Gen_X_Soft_Club
>>222379785there's a DIY board?
>>222379778its france isnt it?
>>222379766business idea: redirect those things they have that connect incoming flights to the terminal into a gigantic blender like they had in that treehouse of horror episode
>>222379820this is not real and you are gay
i call upon sir rodney to outlaw all porn apart from gay porn
>>222379788Too autistic and spackified, all tried but he's 40 and there's no hope
>>222379790very good
>>222379824no
>>222379829poo farting to this
>>222379824No
serious question why don't government just ban all porn
have you ever had sex lads? i have but only with prostitutes, never had a gf nor the charisma to pick up birds at the club you see
>>222379869grow up slugman
>>222379824no mate
Sometimes I want to kill a Dane.
dog diarrhead everywhere can’t be bothered
just started wanking and keir popped up on the screen and said "stop that, now"
Was driving to Hastings earlier with a mate, stuck behind a mong in a Volvo doing 10-15mph below through a variety of speed limits and perfectly normal roads yet the moment we finally got to a decent straight and attempted to overtake the guy sped right up, even going over the limit, to stop us doing so before dropping back under. He then turned off a few minutes later. What's the logic of these people? It made both of us genuinely seethe so well done to you, you absolute knob
>>222379839it is real but yes i am gay.I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life
>>222379874damn, it really is that simple. let's get you elected.
Goodbye.
>>222379857year in the gym and a hobby would provide him with a social circle, that alone gives him half a chance
prince george is going to be such a shagger
might make the nu
what jobs do people get hired in these days
sir wayne roonie
>>222379879it's world cup just buy australia shirt and shout australia over and over at a bar you will get laid
>>222378875i see this dumb bitch every day
and of course the price of petrol starts dropping back down to normal after i crashed my car and it will be in insurance limbo for the next few weeks at least
>>222379917he's done you mate
>>222379926weird post
>>222379935Freelance scromiter
>>222379941no one cares about soccer here (yes we call it soccer, sue me)
rorke be like 'this letus too spicy'
>>222379966>>222379966>>222379966
>>222379917guardian angel that prevented you from a fatal crash
>>222379958don't matter this is world cup
nigga said letus
>>222379917shame you did get shot in the eye wiwth an arroww adn then just pure crash andburn you and your mate eviscerataed and just done just done just completely done youre not seething now because youre dead in a wreck and engulfed in flame and youre done and hes done and its once of the wrost they police have seen
I wish they'd stay. Imagine how comfy they could make LA if we had Japanese people instead of black and fatino
>>222379958*starts filing court papers*
fucking mental theres an island off australia the size of england with less than half a million people with basically the exact same climate but even nicer.state of it, should have moved the entire nation there
Deus, yah.
>>222379595thinks its unironically ocd/performance anxiety and porn addiction for me
Dark members.
Gunson.
Deus, Dane.
Ekson
Smell.
The horror
Bersirker.
Say me name, dane.
Britania, yah.
>>222380061>>222380087>>222380109>>222380141>>222380173>>222380211>>222380247>>222380282>>222380473bro this is the old this is the new >>222379966
