Teutonic thrash metal editionprevious >>222517615
Well i don't like it that a canadian made it but i'm not posting in a mexican thread so i guess this is it
>>222519196That is very kind of you fren
>>222519206This Zoomfag lost all fucking credibility. He’s so high up on his horse, standing on a soapbox lecturing everyone about how the world is supposed to work, yet he can’t even answer a simple driving test question. Who the fuck do you think you are, motherfucker? Lower the tone!!! FUCK A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted it again award
>>222519206This is how you fix a fucking pool.Step number one: You hire shitty-ass contractors who have never even built a fucking pool in the first place to do your shitty-ass job, then blow 14 million bucks straight out the fucking window.Step number two: You paint the pool with the shittiest paint available just to cut costs.Step number three: Your pool gets swamped with algae in a matter of fucking days.Step number four: You dump algaecide in the pool to kill the algae.Step number five: The algaecide ruins the shitty paint, and the paint starts peeling off because it’s complete garbage.Step number six: You arrest a bunch of people who just dipped their toes in the water and claim they vandalized the pool as your sales pitch to renovate it yet again.Step number seven: You have to drain the pool and waste another six or seven million bucks doing what you already fucking did.Step number eight: You hire another fucking contractor to oversee the pool’s maintenance with vacuum pumps and strainers, and have a nano-bubble system installed to kill the algae.
Goon session with the kfc fleshlight and the new cock ring went fantastic
Gay boys asleep
odds i goon and go to bed afterevens i fap and then take an 8 hour napdubs i stay up all night jerking off until i pass out
Europeans are seething because other Europeans said nice things about America. What is their problem? Why can't they just be happy?
>general complains about lack of Mexicans>refuse to use Mexican news when they post themFunny how that works
The underside of my toilet seat is splattered w/ diarrhea lol
why won't canadians stop photobombing me and my bitch? seriously
>>222519337This is what zoomzoom voted for this is what /cum/ voted for you can all fuck a duck in the ass for all I fucking care you duck fucking dumbasses
>>222519399Nasty bit-
>Zoom Zoom seething about people not using the new he wantedSome things never change
>>222519337maybe you should get an indoor pool, mister
Umm
>>222519451>Hey! You know John Travolta has a huge forehead and wants to throw your soul into a volcano?
Whats so interesting about our butts why are ayys so obsessed with them
>>222519451Hello Tom>>222519446I just don't get why you guys are so obsessed with jerking off your own even when somebody bakes before you. I don't get why you're hellbent on splitting every general.I also don't get why you hate Mexican posters given they're the /m/ in /cum/
>>222519528I will live just to spite you and go full Cotton Hill.
>>222519394Listen, you dumb fucking dumbass. You complain about the Brazilification of the United States, but let me tell you something: I was stranded at Chicago O’Hare Airport for literally 12 fucking hours because of a flight delay due to a mechanical problem. I honestly thought I wasn’t even going to be able to board the flight.The biggest problem was that they kept changing the departure time literally every hour on the hour because they couldn’t give a single reasonable estimate for when they’d have the issue sorted out. I was literally standing there waiting for my fucking food in the airport restaurant, which I had already paid for, when they announced the flight was finally departing. So I didn’t get to eat, and instead had to sprint across terminal after terminal just to find out they were still working on the problem and the boarding call was complete bullshit.When I finally boarded the fucking flight at literally 9 o’clock at night (mind you, I had gotten there at 9 in the morning sharp), the pilot said he wouldn’t do overtime and quit on the fucking spot, I kid you the fuck not. American Airlines had to scramble and call in another pilot. By that point, I’d had enough. I said I wasn’t boarding because I wasn’t about to sit on that shitty-ass cramped plane for another three fucking hours and then wait two more fucking hours for a domestic flight.The flight attendant or whatever the fuck she was called, some Hispanic woman overseeing the whole mess, treated me like utter crap and handed me a literal slip of paper so I could go bitch at American Airlines. Then I had to waste two hundred fucking bucks on a cab to get to Chicago’s downtown Loop, plus even more money on a hotel.My dad called the company the next day demanding a full refund, and they only refunded the flight.We’re already living in Brazil, motherfucker and this has never happened to me in actual Brazil. So honestly, fuck you!!!
rebel wilson got me again
How about Gay Fieri
last post, what do you call an Italian-American wizarding school? STUGOTTS!
>>222519236>posted it again award
>>222519236>>posted it again award
>>222519236>>>posted it again award
>>222519504Hello there Zoom
Been raining two weeks straightCrazy weather this year
>>222519236>>>>>>>>>posted it again award
Just tossed and turned in bed for 5 hours without sleeping for a second. My Monday is already fucked. Great way to start my week. I hate my life so much I could puke.
who's going to Stuttgart trapcon 26??
>>222519784>the nigga in white in the middle dying of cringe
>>222519784Third from left in brown jacket is doable.
>>222519831if you have zero standards, but I suppose that's the case for most fags
>>222519784They all look so similar I can't tell who is zoomfag here so who is it
>>222519784Only one that looks good is the asian.>that big ass one standing away from the resti wonder if he even talked to the others
>>222519831
>>222519775Just tossed your mom’s salad
bedbugs and pinworms making sure I dont go to sleep alone :3
>>222519960can't they go away?
>>222519979no they rely on me
why are zoomers so scared of pissin lolol
I know you cumtards bein ethical incels, right?
>>222520420This is just truecel when you think about it
I don’t fell good
Ultimately I’ll never make it as a career man. The stress and anxiety of it is too much for me. The time is just obscene. 40 hours a week. 50 hours a week. Fuuuuuuckk. I admire people who can make it go. But I’m gonna burn out and crash eventually, I can feel it. There’s just no relief. I can’t sleep at night.
oh no 8 hour shiftsI'm going craaAaAaZyy
>>222520722I know, I know. Everyone else does it. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
Sir Keir Resigner
I wish I could have sex with my farts
>>222520900nothing is stopping you
Sir Andy Bummer
Amogus sus
think I'm gonna be cheeky and pop my adderall pre-workout instead of after like usual
>>222521090that'll make mustard gas you retart
>>222519175Germ thrash is goat
If you owned slaves would you buck break?
On the inside I’m still just a scared little boy lol
adderall has been poppedthink I will once again try benching with no rack against my better judgement
anyone here live in an apartment without a toilet?I'm looking for layouts
How mad would you be if you farted so hard your dick exploded?
Kino picture
breakfast
>>222519566Brazil isn't even that bad of a country. One of the better developing countries.
Grok, is this true?
saw three raccoons, out and about, in the cloudy morningnever seen such a thing
This is the only CD I could find to play in the car and it's getting old after 20 listensA man can only handle so much polka even if it is dedicated to farts
>>222521597Doctors do it
So many dumb ways to die
That's pretty based ngl
The race wich rules today will have its children put into slavery tomorrow, as that other race was itself put in chains by a dead one yesterday. The fates of men is to swim from one pleasure to another untill death, wich devours him all the same. What is there, but to be content?Why attach your hopes to all these things that will crumble and fail? The laurels are not on your head, or maybe they are, or maybe they'll be removed from it, or maybe removed will be your head. Triumph and failure will ultimately depend not on your efforts and strength, but on an unjust world you cannot ultimately control. Why build your morals upon it, then?In the kingdom of heaven the billionaire will not enter, and the rich man will be a servant to the slave
You know there is some benefits to being ugly/socially awkward/socially ungraceful. I remember for years I used to go to bars, night clubs, etc with a group of my brothers and their friends, but the thing is the bartender and everyone else there preferred to ignore my existence. As a result, a solid 75% of the time they never even remembered to have me pay my tab. Seriously I would keep trying to get their attention to hand me my bill and they'd keep ignoring me I guess because they didn't want to acknowledge me, they'd keep talking to other people and avoid looking my way or would walk away instead. Eventually I said fuck it, I'm just not gonna say anything else, and majority of the I'd end up leaving without ever paying. Over the years I probably had over a thousand dollars of free drinks.
Don’t end up broke. Don’t end up alone
>>222525524i saw that tweet too
The ancient iringa believed that the way you died and not the way you lived determined your afterlife. Hence why their society revolved around the taking of captives for human sacrifice. If you were marked and killed at the apotheion, your soul was sent to serve the hosts of king irran on his war against the Eskydra gods. Hence this eternal slave revolt the iringa fought first against the Eskydra and later huipala was seen as the physical manifestation of the war of the Gods. To crown another king whilst irra was still king in the afterlife, was treason against their god. Hence, also, they were governed by oligarchic city-states
>>222525408Maybe they enjoy your company and like you for who you are, and you're reading into this all the worst way possible.Maybe they're like "Anon is a cool guy, we just wish other people could see it too - let's take him out and see if we can get him laid".
>>222525607This ancient religion did not see foreign gods as false as the Kabardanic ones would later do. Deities from other religions, particularly those associated with prosperity, harvest, and virility were seen as "allied" to irin
>>222525662*Irran Irran not irin. Or maybe yeah, irran is the proper name
>>222525538Ok
>>222525699thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDdnC0C2rn0
>>222525662The Eskydra believed that witnessing, touching or eating things related to violence and death would pollute your soul in such a way you needed to carry out purification rituals. The iringa fought carrying a banner depicting irra in the way he was executed, tied to two poles, his skin being ripped from the scalp upwards by two oxen pulling at hooks. The iringa city-states might occasionally war and squabble over hegemony, but whenever their armies were united under a hegemon, this banner would be the one to lead them, and loss of it was a humiliation further wars would be waged over the five centuries of war with the huipala empire
>>222526076>from the scalp upwardsFrom the scalp downwards*
>>222525607>>222525662>>222525691>>222526076>>222526107
>>222523879I'd like to snack on those when I worked at wally world, basically the adult version of lunchables.
I need a Mexican baddie pronto
>>222526159Imagine that woman was the one who wrote a story about slaves carrying the flayed face of their founder on an eternal war instead of a 4chan incelThat would be such a reddit quirk chungus kind of bullshit
so much weird cuckold posting around this world cup i knew this fairy ball shit was for cornoots
>>222526506Amercopium
What would you do if a sponge came out of my body for you?
Anyone here got that image of the head where he says society is collapsing or smth similar and in his head it says something along the lines of mylife sucks
if I were a less moral person I could be doing credit card fraud and living lavishly right nowinstead I wagecvck while negroes and wiggers steal millions and get a slap on the wristI svffer for my honesty
elote-flavored pringles
internet has died
Remember that it’s OK to take a mental health day! :D
hello
>>222527004Jump scare when you see it
>>222527034I shit brix
>>222527011hello my baby hello my ragtime gal
>>222527100That's my favourite tom and jerry song
>>222527100hows it going?
I accidentally asked the mayor if I could tittyfuck his balls :/
>>222527145alright. just chilling on the computer
Hello my baby hello my darling hello my fagtime paaaaaaal
saw this on /sp/, very good OP image potential
big day for the world cup
>>222527306why? whats going on?
Dogberg
dealing with our healthcare system makes me want to kill myself
>>222527565kill a healthcare ceo insteadyou'll have fangirls mailing you panties in prison and e-fucking you on a hooped cellphone
>>222526479>picAre you doing some worldbuilding/writing?
>>222527385i dont think i can ever adopt dogbergstein because im incapable of caring for myself
Can I sniff your armpits?
Long story short, it's over
been getting into communism lately.
Been getting into lolcow documentaries lately
it never even began for me
Norwegian citizen, born in Norway, living in India
>>222527604Did you think i was just schizo rambling for no reason
>>222527929is he/she ethnically indian?
So on the 4th are we all torching bong flags?
>>222528058We're better than that
Morning /cum/ is such low effort garbage posting it's unreal.
>>222528130Well FK is usually here at that time so it's not surprising
Girl did text me back and now we're planning a date so all I gotta say is thank god I vent my frustrations on an anonymous internet forum and not outside of it
>>222528251good luck
There was a group of cats patrolling around my home. My pet cat he got outside and they jumped him in a 3v1. Every time he tried returning home they'd run and attack him to push him away. They are very territorial creatures so it's a huge issue whenever he gets outside, they see him as an invader.
>>222528271Damn your cat sounds like a pussy
>>222526753your reward is in heaven or sumthin
Finished my covfefe My breakfast was the usual overnight oats with chia seeds, flax seeds, wheat germ and milk
Say whatever you want about our flag but that leaf is iconic
>>222528471
>>222528471cringe corporate flag design made up by some gay bureaucrat boomers. perfect representation of the modern dystopia in which we suffer.
>>222528303It's not his fault. He was just roaming da streets and a group of h*mans snatched him up, injected him with a bunch of Jewish vaccines, and snibbed his benis because amerigolems are pathologically obsessed with using surgical tools on testicles. He can't generate testosterone anymore probably because of that. Really some fucked up shit when you think about it
i’m a seriously ugly individual. at least i have my grotesque off putting personality to make up for it
>>222528130Do the sneedful
Call me irresponsible
anyone else just fantasizing? i feel pathetic
I just watch a pregnant woman get tazed
>>222528685i feel shame of what i fantasize about
I'm not so much "ugly" as I am "disgustingly repulsive to man and beast "
so you think you can tell heaven from hell...
>>222528728i fantasize about the imaginary gf
>>222519337step minus 2: let various brown poops play in the pool, damaging things and making it filthystep minus 1: pay some libshit to destroy public proptertystep zero: start and astroturf campaign about how this pool is the most important story in the world.
>>222528728At least you can still feel shame unlike rags and troons
I like animals, but not niggers. why is that?
>>222528640if you were a villain what would be your main objectives and beliefs?
>>222528611damn. it's crazy how uninteresting you are.