stay hydrated edition
not happy
>>222523484why do all british have this face?
Sir Brad Leigh
and it seems to meyou lived your lifelike a candle in the wind
nth for the baddiedem
>>222523503it doesn't get more dysgenic
>>222523503
Did you lads know that Napoleon III is buried in Farnborough? Proper mad that is.
>>222523503Sir goldfish face
hihi
half the posts in this thread I've seen numerous times in previous threads. get some new material lads
>>222523530rape her
>>222523539we've run out of new material you'll have to settle for a new PM
>>222523512Damn he had a 29yo wife???
Andy Bumham
>>222523549Nope!
>>222523539ritualposting is quite possibly the saddest human activity possiblereckon even being a raging alcoholic wouldn't fry your brain as much
>>222523550I don't want a new PM I've already had loads of those
>>222523530Juno is my wife
>>222523591No, she's mine
>>222523530Hiii~
Sir Quit Stepdowner
>Charli XCX reveals she's 'in the worst place mentally I've been in my life' and says her emotions are 'very volatile'what a thing to say on your one year anniversary
>>222523606Too fucking soon mate
sir andrew burn ham
>>222523606Terrible post that could only have been shit out from the brown hands of a yank
>>222523539You should be thankful that I circulate between ~1,000 different posts at a rate of 25 to 50 a day
*enters the thread*
>>222523614he's bald
>>222523606Brick
Why did I have to be born in this insanely gay and degenerate time lads?Why couldn't I have been born in the timeline where the nazis won? Why couldn't I have been an Einsatzgruppen commando hunting down jews?
any autistic freak man in
>>222523636
been lots of wedding this face always means unhappy marriage she married thinking it'll make her happy it was all done for herself
>>222523636would do anything to be her human toilet
>>222523636Pathetic, ugly bitch. She seriously needs to grow the fuck up and act her age.Nice soles though, I'd spunk all over...
>>222523614>could have any of the young handsome men lining up to date you>decide to marry this insteadDon't get female pop stars. They all do this as well. Look at Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey
>Later, on 18 March 2001, then Taliban ambassador-at-large Sayed Rahmatullah Hashemi said that the destruction of the statues was carried out by the Head Council of Scholars after a Swedish monuments expert proposed to restore the statues' heads. Rahmatullah Hashemi is reported as saying: "When the Afghan head council asked them to provide the money to feed the children instead of fixing the statues, they refused and said, 'No, the money is just for the statues, not for the children'. Herein, they made the decision to destroy the statues">In 2004, following the American invasion of Afghanistan and his exile, Omar explained in an interview:>I did not want to destroy the Bamiyan Buddha. In fact, some foreigners came to me and said they would like to conduct the repair work of the Bamiyan Buddha that had been slightly damaged due to rains. This shocked me. I thought, these callous people have no regard for thousands of living human beings—the Afghans who are dying of hunger, but they are so concerned about non-living objects like the Buddha. This was extremely deplorable. That is why I ordered its destruction. Had they come for humanitarian work, I would have never ordered the Buddha's destruction.[58]I gotta admit, this is pretty based. Despicable but I can see the logic. When a man thinks he’s defending his nation and does objectively shitty stuff is humanity at its most raw. I think the Germans felt this way too.
new heatherpaedo special interest has been unlocked!
>>222523686destroy all culture in afghanistanthey deserve nothing
>Britain faces hottest day ever as Met Office issues rare red 'extreme heat' warning
rorke status?
>>222523654Dont you remember JRR Tolkien's words?> “I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. > “So do I,” said Gandalf. “And so do all who live to see such times. > But that is not for them to decide. > All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
On my lunch breakOne quarter of the way through my working week as I'm on leave Wednesday through Friday so that's good
rorke and the sweltering summer of 2026
>>222523667
>>222523686>asked them to provide the money to feed the children instead of fixing the statuesNons are just absolute biomass.No higher thought, just pure unthinking sheep driven by the lowest human impulses.One Greek statue is worth more than 7 billion nons.TOTAL BIOMASS EXTERMINATION
>(1)why did he save that dogshit twice
>>222523685Well that one made sense
>>222523736he waited it out in his incel bedroom.
The global population should be limited to 500 million Nordic Whites.
Was thinking that it’s hot but not unbearably barely liveable hot, then I saw the weather and realised its tomorrow that’s meant to be truly unbearable haha
sex with american girls
what happened to that kid that got thrown into the crocodile zoo
need stripping down and spraying with a hose
slept well yesterday
>>222523526Also that his son got killed by Zulus
Look at all this foliage Probably some creatures living in there
>>222523800that kid is albert eistein
>>222523800: "The boy is no longer critical and is in a stable condition in hospital."
>>222523804I don't sleepI just dream
mad to think the UK is going to somehow get worse
>>222523804not me, had to down half a sleepy pill and today i am paying the price for it
>>222523818corrr yeah nettles and hogweed proper lush
>>222523825Bit embarrassing for the crocs that they weren't able to kill a child
>>222523530made for Madruga
having a headache again
ngl it would at least have been interesting if the kid had an arm bitten off no cap lowkey etc
rorke incel bedroom rorke incel bedroom rorke incel bedroom
>>222523832mad is it yeah? mental is it?
>>222523832is it? I think it's going to get better :)
thanks i know
>>222523842They have to live with the shame too the zoo said none of them are going to be killed. Even the zookeepers know those crocs are bitchmade.
>Sir Robert Walpole (1721–1742) – Generally regarded as the first Prime Minister.>Sir Robert Peel (1834–1835, 1841–1846) – A baronet and founder of the Conservative Party.>Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman (1905–1908) – A baronet who officially became the first to be referred to as "Prime Minister".>Sir Winston Churchill (1940–1945, 1951–1955) – Knight of the Garter.>Sir Anthony Eden (1955–1957) – Knight of the Garter.>Sir Alec Douglas-Home (1963–1964) – Already a Knight of the Thistle before becoming PM.>Sir Harold Wilson (1964–1970, 1974–1976) – Knight of the Garter.>Sir Edward Heath (1970–1974) – Knight of the Garter.>Sir John Major (1990–1997) – Knight of the Garter.>Sir Tony Blair (1997–2007) – Knight of the Garter.>Sir Keir Starmer (2024–present) – Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath, received before becoming PM.
Wanked my wilburt to an alternative tattooed lass vibing her fanny in panties then in her next video she has clear and obvious self harm scars on her thighs.
village chief: for saving us from those emerald miners, i'd like to offer you my daughters' hand in marriage90's rorke: DYNOMITE!
maybe it's just me but I feel incredibly melancholy whenever I see a girl doing porn when she has nice painted nails and toenails, like I just imagine her sat there before her shoot thinking ooh yeah this is a nice shade it'll look lovely and then she drives to some shithole suburb of LA to get her bumhole destroyed by a 58 year old jewish man with haemorrhoids for $300
the left still has no response to this btw
once I get a job, I’ll get a gf, I’m sure, that’s probably how it works
>>222523890and sir poo wank? what did he do?
>>222523892hot imagine kissing them while going down on her
Mr. Mosley
>>222523907He wanked a poo
>>222523901looks like gregg wallace
once I lose weight, learn to drive, get a job, I’ll get a gf, I’m sure, that’s probably how it works
apparently the tasmanian devil that went loose on the gold coast literally got heemed by the local wildlifeQueenslander!
>>222523900they do it for normal dates too though. nice knowing a girl has shaved from head to toe and done her nails and hair and that all so you can shag her for 2 minutes
>>222523890Queenie spent a decade refuding to knight Tonibler because she hated his guts, but the Andrew fiasco forced her hand
>>222523926yep
>>222523892i know the feeling x
>>222523913don't you even think about walking down there THAT IS PRIVATE LAND
>>222523935I like unpainted nails and hairy fannies
>>222523944timmers
>>222523951Irishman
Dame Eva Peron
What’re British culture and British values?
>>222523965Mr Blobby
>>222523818what's the tall plant
Wish I could turn off my need to poo at times when it's inconvenient
sir dame edna
might pull my willy
>>222523962you call me this all the time, and I am still not irishanyway black women always have dark red varnish and their fannards have that nasty peppercorn hair rather than a fluffy light brown coating such as white girls have
I despise Israel and sympathise with the Palestinian struggle but some of these free Palestine supporters we have in this country are fucking bonkers I don’t think it helps the cause.
>>222523970giant hogweed
>>222523965accepting immigrants and rapid demographic change
He's gone
shagging my own arse homo style
>>222523842>>222523885These crocs are getting violated
>>222523985makes you wonder how many of them are literal glowie agitators trying to give the movement a bad name
>>222524002Did you just wake up lad?
>>222523988looks more like regular hogweed
>>222523985walked past them once and it was a bunch of trannies shouting "from the river to the sea". nigga
>>222523988i'm not sure it isi seen that and it's like proper massive
https://vocaroo.com/1fQeiltICqK7
where my niggas at?
>>222524013It’s called gorilla marketing
Detest people who walk slower than me
>>222524002WOW THIS IS HUGE NEWS THAT LITERALLY NONE OF US KNEW
>>222523904nh i've had a job for as long as i can remember but i'm still khhv
>>222524014good post
>>222524022What you think I woke up at 1pm on a Monday? Is that really what you think? Is it really? That someone that posts on /brit/ would do that?
>>222524023Better be sure because one of them is poisonous
>>222524034like cadbury's an that yeah
>>222524023>>222524028right well it's still growing innit
/brit/ gimmick idea: post a news story that everyone has been talking about for hours as if I'm the first person to post it
>>222524014Yep they all are. The only ones who weren’t were Palestine Action and that’s why they were quickly categorised as a terrorist organisation and all members locked up
>>222523804>12th datedo normans really
Got my new exercise bike coming tomorrowSummer 2026 is going to be flat tummies and muscular legs
>>222524056well get it bloody burnt down before its too late
>cat video >look inside>there are dogs in itso fucking sick of this bullshit
Sir Resignation Hander
>>222524060If they didn't want to get arrested for terrorism, they shouldn't have broken into a secure military base and damaged RAF planes
>>222524042I dont mean it in a offensive way but its different over here. If I lived in Malaysia I would be a shagger
BREAKING: Keir Starmer has resigned as Prime Minister
>>222524038what if im a midget
sir resigned barmer
>>222523503>this man has (had) a girlfriend but I don'tFUCK women
>>222524038one time I was stuck behind a lady with a little dog taking her sweet time walking across the pavement. there was practically a conga line of us behind her before someone had the balls to tell her to move out of the way
>>222524086Shouldn't you be holding the line in Crimea?
how many dates do you go on before getting engaged? Is 5 enough? What is going on more really going to accomplish?
>>222524096Then you die.
just looked up andy burnham and he's dan andrews' fucking doppelganger lmao
loving this Russian-who-hates-dogs-for-some-reason gimmick
Love a lady with a full or indeed half sleeve tattooEspecially if she has quite thick delectable arms
m&s baggyit bobbing about
>>222524088>£150 million pound plane>disabled by a little bit of paintRight ok
>>222524096
>>222524115Proportionate to age, older you are the fewer dates
you lads heard that Keir has resigned? wow!
>>22252408897iq post
>>222523614Look at how she turns away. Do not marry a woman who reacts like this to you.
>>222524126black men’s willies are mint aren’t they would love to suckle one with you
>>222524014all undercover cops having children with multiple unsuspecting hippies and blowing up mink farms
>>222524121I fucking hate tattoos. All the zoomers at toil have them as well, they've been infected by the mind rays.
did you hear about that woman who signed up to a swinger website then regretted it
Corrr imagine bludgeoning Warwick Davis to death with a hammer.
>>222524121Rorke talking about women as if they are meat at a butchers shop
>>222524024>from the _ to the _You get jailed for saying that here kek. The UK is less of a nanny state than aus.
>>222524157bleaktastic that
>>222524165crushing him in a nutcracker
>>222524146nigga
no sympathy for leftoids getting arrested when they don't believe in free speech for rorke
>>222524161holy shit, well this definitely needs posting over and over again
>>222524128Needs to be completely dismantled, inspected for sabotage and rebuilt, plus the paint needs to be washed off
starmer set for life.100k a year for the rest of his life just because he was PMProbably get some nice little consulting gig in Israel 300-400k per yearLovely
>>222524150end of the day right, they HAVE to have unprotected sex with all those hippie ladies it's part of their job. They take no joy in cooming in that musky Greta poon over and over while their frumpy wives sit at home none the wiser.
sick of wallowing in nostalgia spent my whole dogshit life wanting to be a child playing pokemon in my comfy bedroom again
need to wee wee but im holding it in
germans be like zis is not permitted
>>222524157>I fucking hate tattoosWhy? That's like saying you hate paintings or you hate books.
>>222523950its not private land if you can see it from a public right of way
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782113336758414.webm
>>222524157Fuck... ruined a perfect body with trash.
>>222524182Rorke gets wheeled out to embarrass himself daily. Aus police only ever battered leftists in the past decade.
>>222524119if russians hate dogs why are russian women always the stars of knotcontent? checkmate, russophobe
>>222524207kaytim
>>222524157Why is her arse so bruised?
wtfd turns out this kid i supposedly bullied in the year below at school 15 years ago is now the leader singer for a semi famous punk rock band lmao
right well that's a /gif/ link that doesn't immediately give the impression of being pornography
>>222524218is that a retard or just a cowardly wog?
Right, well
follower cleanse!!1!1i am; -anti (generative) AI-pro LGBT-Punk-anti capitalist -non conformist -pan & demi af -pro equality of all kinds -anti nazi (gasp)and the most daunting of all-British
>Every decision I have taken has been about putting the country I love firstBut which country Kier??
>>222524157It's funniest when they spend hours every day at the gym getting the perfect body then just fuck it up with ugly tattoos anyway lmao
>>222524238BF is pornbrained and needs to whip her in order to cum
>>222524119>Russian-who-hates-dogs-for-some-reason
>>222524242knob like a cuttlefish
No idea what I am doing but it looks fancy.
>>222524268The country that he loves
I'll update the list:Sir Kid StarverSir Queer HarmerSir Poo BarmerSir Beer FarmerSir Ranjeet SharmaSir Tool FatherSir Beer KormaTwo-Tier KeirFree Gear KeirSir Farm TaxerSir Farm WreckerSir Tractor TraitorSir Sausage ReleaserSir Granny FreezerSir Euthan AsiaSir Vape BannerSir 4chan BannerSir Woke BenderSir U TurnerSir Rorke PrisonerSir Form FillerSir Gag OrderSir Online SaferSir Post RemoverSir Jew HarmerSir Tiktok Banner Sir Youtube Banner Sir Snapchat Banner Sir Instagram Banner Sir X Banner Sir Livestream Banner Sir Job QuitterSir Job Resigner
>>222524289is you black
Would be a crime if you accurately drew this blokes face >>222518196
>>222524294
>>222524224Rorkes get tossed in jail all the time here now
>>222524157
still can’t believe he cried. it was expected with the female PMs but jeez
>>222524324First male PM to weep upon resigning, Cameron strolled off with a smile on his face and a song in his heart
>>222524294When's he off then?
>>222524257its brain damage after getting smacked about. he was giving drugs to the guys little sister so dont feel bad for him.
Corr love a good Ghibli tattoo me. Having a shag and have Totoro staring up at you
It's still mad to me the Jew Harmer cards happened in real life lol
>>222524323My ex was type A and she was fucking evil. The worst kind of foid
>>222524323B are always the hottest but cuntish, A always look the best naturally but guaranteed mentally illC are hit and miss but probably whinge about white privilege
>>222524161holy boner alert
>>222524323I need a type C, around 25, to plap every night
>>222524359All because a fucking disused ambulance got set on fire Jesus Christ give a me a break these people so emotional
>>22252434631 August will be his last day
can’t stop having diarrhea and having these fucking zyklon b farts
>>222524401>diarrheaFOY
Starmer out of wat niow?
>>222524383can't be that's a bank holiday
clarkson won
>>222524359Might have actually given him a vote if this were remotely true
>>222524401>Zyklon B, which is a commercial form of hydrogen cyanide, has a faint scent of bitter almonds and marzipanJealous, love marzipan
>>222524409how do you guys spell it? probably some gay shit like diæorhheoia
where my gay homosexual niggas at?
>>222524359Jew Harmer is so bizarre, absolute jew lover he is, it's like the Trump/jew complaints when he's a massive bootlicker
>>222524412Parliament returns from summer recess 1st September, Burnham won't want any overlap on the first day back, but nor will he want to be blamed for anything that happens over the summer, so Kier will have to stick around and take the flak
Need Emma Watson to have diarrhea and do zyklon b farts whilst sitting on my face.
STARMER GOT SACKED FOR BEING WHITE
>>222524428Diarrhoea I may have had to google this
/brit/ is basically just an internet nuthouse these daysDon’t see many coherent posts here anymore
I write to you as a goy - a mere goy
>>222524446not good timing. neither will get the praise for england winning the world cup
Can't think of anything good. Andy Bumcum? Nah, it's not hitting the sameI'm gonna miss the name Sir Keir Starmer it was so poetic
>>222524454Better white than orange
Dadberg said he quite liked starmer. Boomers are mental
>>222524461>these days
>>222524446Corrr just enough time for a summer rorke-out
>>222524449we need this jew to come back and produce more kino
>>222524380I don't care about the emotionalism, it's the whiny and entitled cunt behaviour that grinds my gears.
scooter nessaja outtakes
Reckon Wes Streeting has the bollocks to actually run for leader?
what about andy bum man
>>222524461They're there but I have /brit/ heavily heavily filtered of course that may make me a nutcase too
sir x y-er is outsir x y-am is in
>>222524502this is it this is the one
Sir Andy Burnham
>>222524502hooting
Andy BumbagNo need to be homophobic
never met a good person named “andy”
Require a wank and a wash and a shave before return to toil tomorrow. It's all rather a lot of work in this heat.
why can't the nordic countries put the vertical part of the cross in the middle of the flag
>andy bumcum
>>222524539Name 3 bad ones
ahem black niggers blackest of black gorilla niggers
mad how you've fallen for the rightoid fake news edit of starmer's resignation because it conveniently aligns with your beliefs. in the actual uncut footage he is smiling like roger moore in a bond poster and then he walks away whistling hearts of oak loud enough to pierce through the barrage of camera shutters
>>222524551They can, they choose not to
>>222524498Big batty kemi humiliated him he'll take chancellor could never be leader
>>222524557andy from my high schoolandy dickandy warhol
>>222524557Prince andy mountbatten windsorAndy from toy story Andy hamilton
>>222524551Ask the Danes, they came up with it. Guess it creates a sense of movement somewhere instead of being the centre of everything like the British flags.
>>222524569this is the kind of ebony bedwench you want as a fuckdoll in university but absolutely NOT as a first afr*can leader of the british nation
>>222524593Why has he got a "move" cursor tattooed on his shoulder?
Michael Gove and Nicolar Sturgeon are going to larp as PM and Deputy PM in a reality tv version of a wargame on telly.We are not a real country
>>222524593Why is she such a slut for Big ANGLO Cock?
>>222524603curvaceous black woman pm could fix your entire country but yall aint ready for that conversation
is it a compliment if a girl at toil says you're cute but a bit weird
her name's nicola sturgeon coz she's nicked all da sturgeons hahafrom the pond and that
>>222524539my mate andy stole a bunch of shit from my house, the cheeky cunt
>>222523484
>>222524630she'd fix me but never england, sorry
Fat paki women dressed head to toe in their ethnic garb in 30c weather wrapped up like a turgid piece of dogshit
you ever see an alcoholics heart. apparently ripping a normal heart apart is quite tough but an alchie's heart falls apart like pulled pork
>>222524630Her husband's a paddy
>>222524637the cute is a way to call you a bit weird without sounding rude
rorke making an online petition for a permanent baddynoch arse cam during PMQs
>>222524551Because they like the flags to be looooong
my uncle is called andy
niggas in primary school LOVED showing you urban dictionary
will burnham first move as PM be to ban gays from adopting after the recent news?
>>222524609Gove was the first politician i ever had an opinion on because i heard he wanted to shorten school holidays. The cunt
>>222524648i believe its meant to be more effective at cooling you down than what we do
don't think women are fit to lead countries and especially women who are black
>>222524646ktim
>>222524670His name's Andy, not Will
>>222524663touched you did he?
>>222524569She's good at banter which is important for a UK PM
Saw this buffoon blocking the road
how do you get a job where women work there who talk to you or know who you are
Sir Androgynous Burnham
>>222524676Clearly doesn’t help by the looks of the utter specimens that were walking round tesco earlier
Sir Job Seeker
>>222524697be a chad
>>222524689not that i remember, but those memories are sometimes suppressed, so you never know
i can scare /brit/ with one name:Micharl Collins
>>222524696somone ai him being squashed by a steamroller @grok @chatgbt
Have to go to London on Wednesday. There is a red extreme heat (potential loss of life) warning in London on Wednesday.Wish bossman had just fired me, this seems a bit convoluted and uncalled for
Sir Cat Abandoner
sir p45 holder
>>222524696excuse me mate! I need to get past. late for werk!
Sir Universal Credit
>>222524697get hired by the centre for men who want women to talk to them and know who they are
Rishi could have fixed you bongs. You fags voted him out because he was brown but every other retard you voted in resigned in disgrace
cooking?
>>222524728RIP Hazza's knighthood
>>222524735Sir Jake Release Moggy
>>222524756Rishi was better than Boris unironically. Can't think of a worse PM than Boris in my lifetime. What an absolute cunt.
Hopefully Sir Arsey Bumman puts UC up and removes the triple lock so that the true parasite class will die off
>>222524728patriot
>>222524785>>222524785>>222524785
>>222524728Maybe instead of being negative all day long he could perhaps bless Ghana's players? Why cheat? Fucking asshole.
>>222524728Working on a counter curse dont worry about it
>>222523636Gwarn Rubes :)
