zaz edition
the resurgent new
giga storm rolling inthe thunder is making the windows rattleis the heat finally over
wellhere we are
blows my mind that there are men who fall for thisthe 4chan designthe nazi larphow are niggas giving money to these women
woke upquite a fun dream where myself and two companions were racing to a boat to escape some sort of malevolent force
Fuck I'm so hungry but don't have anything prepared and I'm tired. If I start cooking something grandiose I'll get sleepy in the middle of it, eat and then fall asleep with dishes everywhere
Just bombed Iran me
>>222647426I dreamed about holding hands with the toilfu
>>222647433bizarre lie
just made some pasta
>>222647434were they sweaty
>>222647439That's not your FUCKING gif!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yz952dm74ooh thank goodness for that
>>222647448yh
>>222647450yeah it is
>>222647439haven't made pasta in a year probably, I make a good ragu
>>222647459Ah go on then you little scamp.Keep it, it's yours.
activating my shrink ray and aiming it at my own penis
>>222647489*disappears*
open the fuckin strait you crazy basterds....
have to go to the asds in a little over an hourbefore then i need to go in the shower and dress myself and brush my teeth
>>222647501
just open the fuckin strait you crazy fuckin bastards
Love being a protestant.Makes shagging my mackeral snapper more lewd.
the proto messages me a lot of cat images and gifs, do you reckon it's a freudian slip that she want to show me her pussy?
can't believe rodri won the ballon d'ormiserable player
>>222647550send her a cock pic
mental how these crazy bastards wont open the fuckin strait
>>222647550Unironically >>222647567 is onto something.Get on /an/ and get a cute webm of a cockerel and send it, stat.
>>222647550probably
I would enjoy folding her up so that her toes are stuck in her own mouth.
>>222647166I legitimately hate God if he exists because why would he make much such a worthless piece of shit
watcing the stealers (1997)oh i'm sorry i mean the borrowers (1997)
people who upload film torrents should be shot in the gut and left to bleed out and/or go into septic shock
>>222647644I do that :)What are you going to do about it?
>>222647650hope someone shoots you in the gut
>>222647644calm down moshe
I really wish a car would hit me because it would be a improvement I do not want to live I am 23 and don't want to live
>>222647669what if instead of dying you were horribly mangled?
>>222647644>>222647650>>222647662oh wow sorry i completely forgot i meant to say torrents without subtitles. love subtitles me. dunno how i managed to omit that key detail but i am a bit of a heroin head haha x
>>222647439Vile bait, pasta belongs with a tomato and ground beef and onion sauce only
>>222647669i want you to live
Hello it's me """ Saturday morning toilet nigga """
if i haven't already seen every film with john goodman in it then so help me god i will
>>222647679runt moment
>>222647677Put a bullet in me then >>222647689Honestly I don't care my life is already gonna suck I fail at everything and I haven't done anything good
omg im 23 im so old and a loser just end it end it!!
>>222647704many say that and I don't get it>>222647688I make a great pasta with meat sauce, might make this ttoday after I wake up, it's been a hhhwhile
>>222647704Will do honestly I have a bucket list of what I wanna do >See mankind get to the moon or low moon earth orbit >See southern new Zealand >See china Then end it
3D printing my poo and using it as a dildo
>>222647699you don't need to always put yourself downhaving a pessimistic mindset makes you think you're doing worse than you actually are
iguana bbq for dinner tomorrownot happy about it
>>222647697normally this comment might sting but you're a yank so i know for a fact that your opinion is objectively wrong
>>222647754im a brit on holiday mate*smirks as the sting comes back full force*
>>222647744I mean no one would morn my loss I have no mom or dad plus most of my family doesn't talk to me
>>222647759psc
bielsa meltyfeel bad for him because he's clearly an autistic man and he's stressed out but it is a bit funny
a willya willarda wilbura wilberta wilberforcea willberson
>>222647747is that allowed?
>>222647759/brit/ would morn you
did a fart and it smelled like sewage
>>222647759you are a selfish bastard wallowing in self-pityyour goal in life should be to do as much good as possible. do something that benefits someone else instead of thinking about yourself 24/7
>>222647747Do you live in New Vegas? Blud's eating iguana on a stick
>>222647804unkind post
>>222647804true post
>>222647789florida in-laws
>>222647804Honestly it's not selfish my death would be good for everyone my birth has been a disaster for everyone involved mu death will correct that I am sure my sister wouldn't mind she doesn't really like me and we don't even have the same dad
>>222647405>>222647595>>222647724Korrrrrr
Come on NZ bros
>23>life is overYouth is a blessing and a curse.
>>222647843What youth? Also nice vpn
>>222647792Alri Emma Watson
>>222647862Not a VPN. Also network just switched to 5g. Feels first world, mang
>>222647836stop hating yourself for no reason
what color would the white man choose
anyone interested in my new right wing populist party Refurbish Britannia?
>>222647821I thought you were joking...have you had it before? How does it taste.
>>222647885If you knew me you would encourage it
>>222647888band kid shoes lmao
>>222647888either depending on ageleft for a middle aged hikerright for anybody else
>>222647901no i wouldn't dickheadthere's literally no reason to hate yourself for things out of your control
A Renew Albion government would unrape the Rape Gang victims
Need direct anus-to-nose contact as Emma Watson unleashes a disgusting fart right in my face.
Wish I had some weed to smoke and fall asleep
>>222647895what are your policies
>>222647895You will have to compete with my party, Rejig Britainnia.
>>222647945ok this got me good for some reason, i am sleep deprived
>>222647871bitch needs to do some housework
if i bwitish? i vote woopert woe. he kiw wapists. kew stawmuh gay twanny.
scotland are outit's over
>>222647981sacked twanny sacked twanny
we are the /brit/ team
>>222647996kek I remember that vocaroo
Rorke pretending to be drunk when his mum gives him a steak and ale pie for his dindinsLeftypol refusing it because it’s haram
>>222647949Thoughts on the Ukraine war?
>>222648028lol
>>222648046no comment
>>222648059How "close to home" is it half way through 2026 in Bulgaria? Does your family have strong opinions, how often do they talk about it if at all, do strangers/friends bring it up? In the states nobody cares at all anymore but theres still ukie flags on some peoples houses/yards.
might become woke
Quit smoking and I feel better than I have in literally yearsMad how it can do that for you
>>222648050Wasn't actually funny was it
>>222647888Right unless you're a homo
>>222648095Not really, I haven't discussed it with anyone from my family in recent years. I don't care about it much to the degree that I just want it to be over.
Where will it end?
>>222648139Today around 5pm
>>222648125found the leftypol bit funny but not enough for a scream
Really enjoyed how shite Scotland were in the World Cup. Treated like the little joke they are.
egypt were topping the group 10 minutes ago and now they're thirdmad
Now that the dust has settled, was climate change actually real?
Mare pussy changed rorke
>>222648181yeah, at first it was cold and then it became a little warmerthis is strange because since forever the climate has always been a constant and the same and we have that data, we have the numbers...
>>222648162Yes Scotland may have been knocked out at the group stages for their once in a lifetime world cup, but their fans bond with the people of Boston will live on for eternity
>>222648202love this freak
right
first time proper hungover in a while
Mercury's in retrograde from Monday onwards so keep safe out there
might stick me finger up me arse
>>222648320Fucks sake you joking?
it's coming home lads
No matter what time you come here there’ll be someone trying to start a conversation and like 10 different posts about how someone’s fingering their bum, playing with their poo, wanking or raping their own arse at some ridiculously slow/fast speed Weird place
>>222648351yeah?
>>222648351Talk to me lad, what's on your mind?
£29.09 spent at the AsdaBought some nice olive oil and some raspberry lemonade so that meant it was a bit more expensive than normal
rimming an arsehole at 180 full rotations a minute. That's 3 per second.
Consider the collared dove
knick-knack paddywhack,Give a Rorke a bone.
>>222648389
>>222648381how nice can olive oil from asda possibly be
>>222648335not sure about that
>>222648351nothing normal about the freaks here
think i'm more emotionally attached to my laptop than i am to most people
>>222648312What did you drink?
fuck im so cooked
>>222648436how so
>>222648451don't ask a yank anything thanks
why couldn't we just score more against haiti
Agreed to watch the footy tonight but fucks sake 10pm kick off I should be asleep by then
>>222648474have a nap earlier xx
>>222648469sorry x
>>222648501np it's ok xx love you
Why does beer go down like water with people but is chewey and bloating alone
>>222647914I am good at being a dick head maybe I am not totally talentless
The mormonreich is expandingIm scared
>>222648518not found that
>>222648510xxxx
Massive beef curtains on a blown out vag.
>>222648469cunt
not really been outside in a couple of days and i just realised how much hotter it is in my flat than outsidewhens burnham stepping in?
>>222648557me nibbling on them
>>222648249fares gets raped on friday god willing
>>222648531Will they shut down the casinos when they take over Nevada?
>>222648607Maybe locally but like 90% of the population is Vegas and Reno still heavily cath/prod Idaho is the only other state theyre truly taking over any time soon
>Scotland has a 0.05% chance to qualify for the last 32there's still hope
might become mormon
>>222648557I've seen it
SEX 109: GOOD MORNINGseriously good morning saars
bashing rorkes head against a big gong
Ruby Granger JOI
>>222648705don't think she knows what sex is
jerk off?no thanks, i'll do it kindly.
how about jerk on
the sausages are officially ON
>>222648414cans and hard lemonades mainly
>>222648692s
The biggest threat the sweats have to going through is Congo. I reckon the others could lose.But would Croatia lose by more than 2 to such a defensive side? I'm not sure but they gave England a real game
good morning /brit/ niggas
>>222647166Would lick her arsehole to the core
indians eat pussy with they hands
>>222648959What if she farts or has diarrhea?
test
>>222648970corrr
>>222648809post em>>222648939morning brother man
>>222648970>What if 3 7s line up on the slot machine
>>222648974doing this on my bed right now
>>222648974Scruffy little twat, get it electrified
can someone reply to this post pleasemy (You)s are behaving strangely
>>222648994i sometimes feel lucky im a footfag and not a poopfag
>>222649016no
>>222649027ok thank you it's back to normal now
ᐳᐳ222649016 does it work?
laptop battery is very hot but i'm not going to do anything about itwill probably be fine x
neighbourbergs 17-21 y.o son is having some sort of screaming meltienice to have reminders that at least I don't have the sort of autism that makes life hell for everyone else, just for myself
back to life back to reality
>>222649072mad how the screaming autism and the 4chan autism are both part of the same disorder
>>222649072have an even bigger louder melty and show him who the real spazmo is
screaming and shrieking and throwing up
>>222649066the macbook neo is only 699. you have no excuse
>>222649141could you keep it down, have a a bit of an headache
Arthur was born just a plain simple man in a plain simple working class position Though the world was hard and its ways were setHe was young and he had so much ambition
thoughts on his victory and his NTR service?
might go to a pool hall but I know i'll get made fun of for being incellish and on my own so might stay in instead
saw a massive adult autist the other day with his carerquite scary that he could go lenny small mode and kill someone if he felt like it
>>222649189one of them threw a kid to the lions the other week
>>222649219reckon that shouldn't be allowed honestly
>>222649219out of order
hitler was right about everything. there was nothing wrong with the holocaust. western government just saw an opportunity to use sentimentality to claw power away for their own use
>>222648993sorry for the slow reply I was pooing
>>222649234not a fan of them but still don't think he needed to kill all of them :/
>>222649245grow up leftypol. death isn't even bad just a fact of life
>>222649241you been wiping bogies all over the frying pan?
rorke marching his legions through the arse de triomphe
>>222649241fuck yeah those look nice
>>222649260um no those are the remains of chopped onions from the last thing I cooked in there x
>>222649293clean it ffs gross little gremlin
I'm alive, but can you call this living? much to ponder
there needs to be an upper age of consent as wellthose freaks have had their fun
>>222649311I never clean my cast iron pan, I use it every day and everything gets cooked in the remains of the previous meal like a perpetual stew
>>222649311don't tell him what to do>>222649293sounds good mate x
well thats me done with the world cup. can't watch it any more since my country was humiliated. shall queue up some kinos for the evenings instead
>>222649332thats not a cast ironcast iron has a rough texture, YOU LITTLE IDIOTyou have a 99p frying pan from home bargains and you're calling it cast iron. get a clue
