FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME edition
nearly forgot for a moment that it was coming home aha
we're all supporting canada, right?
>>222687811When I went in 2017 I saw more brown people in the airport alone than I'd ever seen in my life up to that point. And it only got worse from there. Africans standing on the bridges over the canals in broad daylight asking random people if they want cocaine. And not even like, groups of The Lads, but like random mothers and young teens and everything.That said, I was enamoured by Dutch women because they're so tall and their English is good enough that you can actually sit and talk to them instead of trying to sign language your way to a shag.
Egypts the best poster this general has ever seen and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>222687832why is saka fading away
Business idea: make the country more welcoming to refugees and decrease sexual crime rates by lowering the age of consent
you lads ever get pimples on your nob? just squeezed creamy goopy pus out of one for about five minutes there. sweet relief.
new fares merch just dropped
I wish the boris wave lasted another couple of years. I think the country could've handled but the people would be raging.
>>222687868Don't lie, the best /brit/poster is Canslad
Perfect day for my tasty lemon drink
>>222687811Also had one of the best croissants there. >Africans standing on the bridges over the canals in broad daylight asking random people if they want cocaineYeah lol same, I also saw short latino guys doing the same. It's a shame cause it's probably my favorite country that I've been after Greece.>That said, I was enamoured by Dutch women because they're so tall and their English is good enough that you can actually sit and talk to them instead of trying to sign language your way to a shag.Dutch girls are wonderful, I love their charming English accent. I don't mind that they are as tall or taller than me lol. I lived there for one year and my landlords daughter was such a sweet angel.
>>222687864I took some truffles and ask my bird to get us back to the train station because I wasn't able to operate a phone seeing as I was tripping balls, and we ended up lost at 2/3am with random groups of Africans walking directly at us and trying to stare me down. Luckily I'm not a pussy so I just held eye contact as they approached and probably don't appear like I have much to steal anyway so they didn't bother us, It was still sketchy as fuck though.
there are lots of black people
what time do you usually shag your wife or gf
Doing shots of bovril out of my gran's tracheostomy hole
used to be a shaggers general this. don't know how it became just mentally ill phimosis incels with poor personal hygiene and an obsession with black willies
>>222687961tried to book an 8 oclock reservation but she said she was booked out for the night
Why does it seem like no one gives a fuck about the world cup this time around? Is it all the darkies on the squad or something else?
Is there literally any logic to "tax the rich" and have you literally ever heard someone explain what this meansThe top 1% pay roughly 20% of all taxes in the United States. That's the number.Nonspecific rich people tend to have good accountants that are good at finding ways to pay less tax than the tax form immediately says they should. This is my first and only theory.
dont like when brown girls wish they were white, all women are beautiful ok
>>222687985in the last thread someone just posted their hinge matches from Korea and they were all fitties so not sure about that one
>>222687985>mentally ill phimosis with poor personal hygienektim but im still a shagger>>222687994it's matches being on at retarded times + the expanded team pool making a lot of nothing games
>>222687985That's not a nice thing to say about leftypol
>>222687995>>>/int/cum off you pop
LOL have you lads seen thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3oDvz4YauE
I have phimosis and I'm working to cure it with my gf (who I shag)
>>222687995this is ragebait fyi
oops>>222687954 forgot to tag>>222687864>>222687955Based, truffels were so fun. First time we took them we had no idea and took the whole 15g packet. One of the first time I went I got a bit lost going back home and ended up in the Aghani neighborhood (which I was told not go in), I was kind of high and saw a big mirror standing near a bin, I thought damn that would be useful in my cousins flat so I took it and carried it for 3-4 km probably, there were shady guys looking at me but nobody said anything.
Scranning a candy floss
must be great going to seoul and shagging
Personally I hold footyfans just as responsible for the state of this country as I do leftypol and every politician from the last 3 decades.
>>222687994there's a whole extra elimination round now so it's gonna start getting good from today onwards
just felt my first pang of "I'm sick of summer now, when can it be cold again"
>>222688034Shagging actually helps fix it (if it's not extremely severe), I had that when I was young.
Aunt Mel loves riding her bike
>>222687995>Is there literally any logic to "tax the rich" and have you literally ever heard someone explain what this meansIt means steal money off rich people because I'm mad that they're rich and I'm poor and therefore I MUST be a victim.
Might learn Korean and going to Seoul and shagging
>>222687994it hasn't really started yet there's usually 32 teams which is where we start from at 8pm tonight. everything til now has been wc qualifiers basically. also kick off times are shit.
>>222688076any more stories of you and your uncle?
>>222688066I was out nonstop during the hot days and literally felt cold today now it's back to 20c.
>>222688039Which part of this statistical mean average is ragebait.Defeated by per-capita again.
:/
>>222687995>Is there literally any logic to "tax the rich"Yeah, the logic is that nobody needs billions of dollars/pounds/euros, especially when so many people in the world are struggling to get life's basic necessities (water, food, accommodation)
do birds like those birds in Seoul really go for average men or do you still have to be a tall chad
i put it to you that sausages improve every dinner
>>222688096
>>222688102has he lost the flat?
>>222688102>>222688132put him down already, sick fucking joke it is keep the poor man alive
>>222688157cunts lost the flat and his marbles
>>222688145I can't imagine Asian qts in Seoul are eager to slobber on some fat spergs cock just because he's White, lad.
>>222688102disgusting blob is our tim these days. bet he shits himself on purpose and makes his carers clean it up
>>222687994like everyone else said too many games also yanks hosting is bringing some weird vibes i can’t lie
>>222688144>billions of dollars/pounds/euros,But they don't have that, they have wealth (stocks) worth billions
he's got tan lines on his legs so the bames have been putting him in the sun again
>>222688132The edema is really concerning, that means he has a heart problem.
>>222688145hear they only like above average jackdaws im afraid
>>222688145definitely still have to be a chadthose girls all had western names, they're basically white women that just look asian
Niggers tongue my anus
>>222688204a daring post
>>222688102>Corona Cero: THIS IS LIVING
>>222688204The hero we need
>>222688163it would be the kindest thing
most average lads can't get a single like on hinge, they swipe on 100 fat ugly women and barely get a matchif that lad was genuine, 6 all very attractive women in a day definitely means he's chad or chad-adjacent
Don't know about Seoul but when I was in Shanghai and Chinese woman was flirting with me or trying to sell me something but doing it in a really saucy way in which she was rubbing my arms and laughing at the language barrier
mental how in the 1960s and onwards people in the West collectively decided "yeah fuck all this religion and family bollocks lets just do drugs and have lots of sex"and now all these decades later we still live in that society and it's completely normalised
>>222688233I used to work with a devilishly handsome chap and shown me his tinder and it was 99+ on message, likes and matches. Kek. If you're not a Chad it's really not worth it.
Golf trick - me bouncing golf ball a la Tiger
>>222688182Maybe we can tax dividends or large properties or whatever. Where there's a will, there's a way.
>>222688243Did you shag any? Chinese are the least attractive women to me, at least the ones I see posted.
We all make mistakes
quite sleepy lads, didn't sleep very well last night x
Tim being forced to lick a fat BAME’s anus before they replace his piss soaked nappy
>>222688247Yeah the boomers deserve to burn in hell with all their free love, brotherhood of man bullshit, look where that got us - leftypol still believes it too.
>>222688286all of us at /brit/ are asking... what was she wearing to provoke him?
>>222688287just had a deep 1 hour afternoon nap whilst i was scrolling tiktok boshhhh
*bounces into the thread on a pogo stick and straight back out again*
>>222688304Leftypol would unironically say this
used to work with a bloke who was 6 foot 5 with perfect jaw, high cheekbones, bright blonde hair and he had heterochromia. his natural eye was this icey blue turquoise and the other eye was bright yellowy amber. he had the combination of being attractive with being unique and it devastated me that some people have it all
Rorke getting his anus tongued by niggers Leftypol getting mugged by them
>>222688321Wouldn’t though would he.
don't fancy my trannies asian to be real with ya, i prefer em white
>>222688286rape verde if you will
wish i were rich so i could be one of those eccentric rich guys that have tigers as pets and shit and a fountain statue of myself pissing
Malaponte in?I've decided to join Patriotic Alternative.
>>222688330WouldHe'll shift the blame from browns to anyone else, even the victim.
Was on /gif/ in the gay thread the other day and I saw a video of a white bloke who was clearly on meth getting bummed by a black bloke in the hotel hallway and the black bloke cums in his arse and tells him he’s poz as he does itcock did a twitch tbqh
>>222688247What I think is mad is how in todays age you can freely indulge in your carnal desiresYou can see it every Friday and Saturday night. All the people going out to eat, party, drink, do drugs, have casual sex, and there's no personal drawbacks. Our societies are so advanced that people can just do this all their lives.
>>222688327I sometimes think about that but then I realize it could have been much worse and I'm thankful for what I have. >>222688366Ok I can work with that definitely
>>222688391>>222688366the state of you
>>222688410yeah no one used to do that before
>>222688391
Wasn't lying about all of them being this weekend lol, timestamp in these screenshots is the match timeI do receive a bunch of roses (super likes) anywhere I go so I'd say I am pretty attractive based on that, just typical tall blue eyed bloke with medium length hair
that nigga wearing a diaper
kicked out of an illegal rave for supposedly harrassing a girl i dont think i was cant even remember it
>>222688321No leftypol would just be like "not all men, but always a man" and dismissing any racial component as "nazi"
>>222688425nope they didn't
>>222688391they had this story on Big Poz Load the other week
>>222688391hope you listen to the suicidal thoughts next time
>>222688431>tall blue eyed blokeyeah but do you have a handsome face.
>>222688431do you get women approaching you irl?
>>222688431I believe you lad, tell us if you shag one
>>222688451mental
>>222688431Jiyoon soundin like the text box that show up when u click a legendary pokemon
Beyond tired already and it's only 6:30, wtf?
>>222688465You’re closeted and would love a poz load brewing in your gut
>>222688361In your made up fantasy, yes
The Asian Fanny
i wonder if korean women have nice feet and pink pussy
eating cheese
>>222688503no
>>222688501only got up at 4pm myself
>omg a bloke gets matches on hinge!!you lads really are phimo incels aren't you
>>222688536legend
>>222688431Once again. What do you want praise? Or are you just trying to brag
>>222688501early night for me, lights out at 6.50
Hate my runt parents desuLike why did they even birth me when I'm an average height average looking bloke and average intelligence gremlin? It's actually child abuse
reinstalled windows 11 and it doesn't even come with bread and butter stuff like paint, notepad and snipping toolyou have to download them from the microsoft storewhats that all about?
>>222688522hear their pussy smells like cabbage
>>222688447Kek. I had something similar once. I was at a rave in Liverpool and this black bird was all over me, but her weedy little worm of a fella kept coming over and splitting us up. I was high as a kite and horny and she kept coming over and rubbing her arse on me, I was talking about going somewhere for a fuck and asking if her fella likes to watch etc and she was laughing and that, eventually the bouncers come over and take me to the front and said I was being handsy with the ladies, being high as a kite I was all confused then it clocked that it was that black birds fella, I asked if it was a guy who complained they said, I explained what had happened and they let me back in. I went straight back in and put it on him and the black bird was like we're leaving! Grabbed him and fucked off. Had a good laugh with the bouncers over it.
>>222688602haha ace lad nice one
>>222688602ok
got bouncers at illegal raves do they yeah
Sipping on a delicious coffee
when you get robbed in china and the police ask what he looked like
>>222688602>and put it on himyou started whining your batty on a man?
>>222688602Hate when girls do that, go with someone to a party that is clearly into them and they start flirting with another guy. Fuck this bitch.
what makes a rave illegal then?
rorke give it a rest mate
once told a guy talking shit in a pub acting like a big bollocks that if he's gonna act like that he's gonna have to prove it he eventually whipped it out and I cockmogged the living daylights out of that faggot lol. that shut him up quickly
>>222688668the working class in this country are such embarrassing mongs
>>222688642Imagine how good the face recognition AI software has to be...think about it
> I was at a rave in Liverpool and this black bird was all over me, but her weedy little worm of a fella kept coming over and splitting us up. I was high as a kite and horny and she kept coming over and rubbing her arse on me, I was talking about going somewhere for a fuck and asking if her fella likes to watch etc and she was laughing and that, eventually the bouncers come over and take me to the front and said I was being handsy with the ladies, being high as a kite I was all confused then it clocked that it was that black birds fella, I asked if it was a guy who complained they said, I explained what had happened and they let me back in. I went straight back in and put it on him and the black bird was like we're leaving! Grabbed him and fucked off. Had a good laugh with the bouncers over it.
>>222688668he's gonna get 2 years in prison for that isn't he
>>222688690
>>222688631yeah lmaothat's london for you
>>222688668what’s a bint
>>222688660Having no permit or security or any of the requirements. We did that during Covid in the mountains, we found a place that nobody could ever find.
>>222688720happened in liverpool
> I went straight back in and put it on him
>>222688743how do you find those raves is it word of mouth
>>222688692They're honestly a mix bagged. You get some fucker on ever estate who's soldering circuit boards and repairing GPUs to make a bit of extra money on top of his dole (usually owns a reptile or two for some reason. And then you've single mums who are living in a literal shit tip, constantly pissed, with total disregard for everyone but themselves.
>>222688752google maps
>The EU's temporary €3 customs duty is a flat-rate fee applied to individual items in low-value e-commerce consignments (valued at €150 or less) entering the EU from outside the bloc.Holy based EU taxing consumerist goyslopGoycattle absolutely FUMING they have to pay more for their cheap chinese impulse buy dogshit from temu or shein
>>222688575love my parents me. quite close with them these days.
>>222688773>They're honestly a mix bagged
>>222688752put i in the uber to drive me there
>>222688800its called a typo lil bro
>>222688703You can't even fathom the life that I've lived being real, lad, that's honestly pretty sad.
I like fat women but I don’t even have a big dick
Business idea: be tolerant of other races and cultures
>>222688796yh funny they become your mates once you become an adult
>>222688731Derogatory term for a woman
things are gonna change I can feel it
>>222688830europe and japan, sure
>>222688822>lil broFOY
>>222688827Calm down shagger
>>222688631No mention of it being an illegal rave by the way. I went to an illegal one in Wales though and it was fucking ace, everyone so friendly presumably because there was no security.
>>222688602love this fantasy you've made up where you're about to have sex and then a bunch of stronger men stong-arm you into leaving and only after begging are you allowed back in and then the weedy little worm boyfriend goes home and shags his black missus and you spend the rest of the night alone kekthat's the thing about incels. they can't write chad fantasies because they no frame of reference, so they think a story like this is chad and not cuck. it's like when you're with a group and start chatting about things you've done in the past and when one particular lad tells everyone about one of his past encounters you can just tell he's a virgin and making it up.
Restore?
shagging is evil and wrong
hate my parents dont speak to them at all anymore
>>222688828I like slightly chubby chicks, no flab, just tick tight and meat.
>>222688892Calm down Rorke
Had a bloke start on me in a pub once, tipped his drink over my shoes and shoved me into the pool table. Don't really know what I did wrong or how to respond so I just kind of chuckled awkwardly and walked off. Waited for him outside and showed him why they call me King of Iron Fist Kazuma Mishima and I minced that cunt to bits a well placed tsunami kick to his gourd
>>222688871obviously wasn't talking about your made up liverpool rave I was referring to the lad who was thrown out of his made up london rave
it was always the fat punjabi girls at uni who were getting shagged by the skinny white lads who were rejected by the white girls
>>222688830What is black/brown culture? I honestly don't know. It just appears to be centered solely around consumerism and crime, which isn't actually culture at all.
doo doo doo
>>222688903scream
dodadodadodadoda
>>222688077...because she removed the saddle
>>222688872See>>222688827Your prognosis says a lot more about you than me, lad.
NEET five a side league giant pitch illegal rave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz5cKCIM-3A
>>222688903me in Runescape taking my items out of the trade window at the last second
>>222688915
funny how unworldly most lefties actually are
Read a completely made up post on /brit/ once, I was sat at home (it was a little warm) on my computer reading the /brit/ posts as they come in, and one of these posts is just completely made up. Going on for a while too, but that's not important. Don't really know how to respond to this complete fabrication of a tale, so I just basically lampooned their posts (a simple lampoon) with a little post of my own. It turned out they got the hint after that.
>>222688247I knew this was David Bowie before I opened the thumbnail
>>222688945your story was about you getting cucked mate. it's a positive thing to not be able to fathom that lmao
>>222688872You just can't even fathom the life that hes lived being real, lad, that's honestly pretty sad.
>>222688949lol
>>222688973you want a medal
>>222688342EXHALING
>>222688937alri Sting
scotland has been gaped
about to promenade a woman
off to do this
Nana's in the kitchen
need to stop meeting up with my crush from highschool (now happily married with kids) because the sad thoughts are hitting harder each time
>>222689041up to no good
>>222688921Blacks and browns in this country have more culture than Whites tbqhThey have their neoliberal consumerism such as going to shopping centres, eating out, vape stores, drinking, watching TV, football, all that good goyim stuffBut then they've actually got a community to do things like going to the Mosque, Ramadan, Diwali, cheeky gang rape with the lads, all thatWhat do we Whites have? Nothing, we've just got the goyslop and the pub, and that's it.
Fuckinf police harassing me yet again
>>222689052you’re her gay bff lol
>>222689041Nana's on a mad one!
>>222688978It was the closest I've ever come to fucking a black bird, so I guess I did in a way, but I personally kicked the grass out, so looking at the larger picture I came out laughing with a funny story to tell. Do you have any stories to tell or have you just lived such a boring life that you can't even fathom that people actually go to raves and get up to shenanigans, lad.
>>222689061>Stay out of Fuckinf, Lebowski! Stay out of Fuckinf, deadbeat! german police to you
>>222689071>but I personally kicked the grass out>the black bird was like we're leaving! Grabbed him and fucked offThat's the thing about lies made. They're hard to keep track of. But losing the thread after only three posts must be a record lmao
remember six years ago when everyone when mental then pretended that never happened
>>222689077Fuck the monarchy fuck the “union” Abolish both
>>222689077angus hates this with a passion
>>222689059None of that is culture beyond being religious. British culture is ubiquitous because we're all living in it, it's like a fish not knowing it lives in the sea. Eating curry and shopping at JD isn't culture it's consumerism made possible by British culture which is functioning, orderly societies.
>>222689104most of history
>>222689104norms get very angry when you remind them of this
>>222689052yeah dont do that
>>222689101>I put it on himYou'd know what this meant if you hadn't spent your younger years playing WoW and wanking, lad.
eating a cinnamon iced bun
>we are now closer to 2030 than 2021Grim grim grim grim grim
How to get women of any race1. be attractive2. be tall3. don't be weird (this is optional) it's honestly really simple
right wank then bed I reckon
>>222689114same picture
>>222689104lost faith in humanity
The world is literally burning and you need to ask women why they aren’t having kids?
>>222689161>the black bird was like we're leaving! Grabbed him and fucked offYour words, not mine. Now if you're going to write any more cuck fantasies about yourself, drop them onto your blog or something. That's a good boy.
>>222689077whos arm is that in the middle. someone has an extra arm
Anything to help argentina
>>222689168already had a wank earlier me
got a date with terraria bf x
fares on a mad one
well I'm having a poo
>>222689209there was something lost in translation perhaps
>>222689167JustBeWHITE
comma lad.
when the R1b kicks in
>>222689209read that as transgender at firstnot as bad as I thought then
gonna eat like idk 2 pizzas
not shitposting because i want to but because it’s the right thing to do
>>222689201Yes. Are you a literal faggot who's never left the house. 'putting it on someone' is the slang term for calling someone out for being a (insert derogatory term) in this case a grass. Have you ever left your house, lad?
my "chad story" is actually my first ever sexual experiencewas at a house party with some mates in a different city and this cute Colombian girl was proper flirting with me the whole night and very interested in me (a virgin freak) for some reasonthere were these guys who were her friends and clearly jealous of this though, and also she had a fat ugly mate who was trying to cockblock her because "shes too drunk!!"so after leaving the house party and going to the city centre it was a mission the whole night where I was trying to get home with the bird, first away from the fat monster who kept on taking her away from me when I was trying to leave, and then get past this group of lads who were trying to sink my plans because they thought I couldn't be trusted to take her home or somethingi'd almost got her into a taxi to get home but they pulled me out of the taxianyway don't remember how but somehow i miraculously found her again later in the night, we were away from the eyes of the cockblocks, and we went home together and had sex :)
gf coming over in 30 minutes Going to be playing baldurs gate 3 together and doing some swimming in my pool and also will be shagging as well
>>222689230hilarious picture of you ngl fares
>>222688950based
>>222689217FONT
just ice cream for tea
I've never heard anyone say "put it on him"
Did you know Albania has a tradition of accepting butch lesbians since medieval times?Masc, butch, lesbian, ftm individuals could declare themselves to be a "sworn virgin" - never having sex with a man, for the sake for Jesus / Allah o algoIn return, they were free to dress and live like men, had the same rights as any man, were seen as equals to men, could have relationships with other women - and it was considered holy and church/mosque approved.
nary a letter
>>222689316not a single syllable of this is true
got a date with the terraria bf later too x
whats with these world cups taking place in several different countries nowback in my day a country hosted a world cup
>>222689337Have you ever left Cheltnam?
>>222689316he shagshe scores
Rorke's the world cuck
>>222689313>I personally kicked the grass out>I called him out for being a grassYou're aware these are different statements, aren't you mate? His missus made him leave. Not you. Even in your wildest fantasies you're a completely impotent, powerless cuck lmao
>>222689317sounds mega boring
>>222689362this was done to clear a path for the saudi bid in 2034, fifa are hilariously corrupt
>>222689365I'm from Cambridgeshire
Hate being alive but unable to kill myself
>>222689173mayoko(ma_45) draws the cutest cygames
>>222689313Not him but be quiet fucking neek bored of hearing your larp
>>222689362The 2002 world cup was shared by two countries. I remember watching that world cup.
mad how nobody care about my Frankie Boyle impression
>>222689332could be a threesome...?
>>222689392hilarious is it? laughing your little arse off?
>>222689357it was definitely the most bizarre night out of my lifecan scarcely believe it happened that way when I think back to it myself
>>222689423fuck no
hold me back i'm about to put it on him
Rorke wishes he could suck Peter Thiels knob and ride Trumps cock and blames the fact he can't on Palestinians and transgenders
nth for the holodem
>>222689426grim little incel trying to fit in with unfunny replies
>>222687832true say
Enter... the Goonzone!
>>222689451*yawns loudly in your face*
>>222689438um ok
>>222689451stop pulling yourself off leftypol
home alone for the next 9 days
>>222689492they're rude to me all the time sorry but even if they did want to (which they wouldn't) i still wouldn't want to spend time with them
>>222689455you’re a pussy
>>222689488*Violently and repeatedly stabs you to death and then sexually violates your corpse*
>>222689501Might pay you a little visit some night this week while you're sleeping x
mad how josh from drake and josh ended up becoming a chad where do i get that motivation
>>222689137>normsonly incels still get angry over itnormies laugh and go "yeah that was all a load of bollocks werent it ahahah"
Heard Usein Bolt made a movie and it got banned in Germany
you started it nigga deal with the consequences of your actions for once in your life
could just keep to separate biomes
>>222689452
>>222689525yeah that’s their cope
>>222689512rattled
omae no jinsei wa JI ENDO sayonara bye bye
>>222689488Funny how you try to portray yourself as not bothered by posts like that. The amount of times you post the exact same thing shows you're seething.
rasclart
>>222689509That's out of order>>222689488This is out of order tooStop being out of order
>>222689560why does it have 3 flags?
>>222689583Dunno
>>222689451The amount of times you post the exact same thing shows you're seething.
utterly obsessed
>>222688368fake doctor pencilneck spotted
>Starmer calls Islam "The one true religion"Oooh rorke won't be happy
cornish flag looks evil imo
Russia and belarus are the only white countries i like*queue the mossad bots replying to this post saying they arent**queue the mossad bots saying russia is run by jews*
>>222689630how is he wrong
you know I love you really
>>222689562gigi a baddie
>>222689382>>222689415The absolute state. Of /brit/, it's gone from being a shagger general to seething incel general who can't fathom having a testosterone level higher than an 85yr old cancer patient - they collectively lash out at the very mention of real life antics.
cue
>>222689672>>222689672>>222689672>>222689672
>>222689677>>222689677>>222689677
>>222689580you sound a lot more bothered than me
>>222689668remember when you wrote a wee fantasy about getting cucked? kek good times