England edition
Turning my head around 360 degrees like the exorcist to make sure noones looking before i pick my nose and eat it
>>222745752not quite as embarrassing as france but imagine being english and supporting a load of africans pretending to be english lol
>>222745775It's okDon't worry about it
Mad how I don't know any of these guys names...what happened to me
punching and kicking and headbutting ally mccoist
>>222745752what happens to those little banners kane is holding after this.
Wait which team is Ghana?
(Serious post)Why do americans, the men especially, talk and dress like children? You'll see adults at in a restaurant wearing shorts and a backwards baseball cap, talking with a vocabulary that hasn't evolved since their school days
>>222745730 #*smacks lips, eyes you up* hmm you sure bout dat lil timmy you lookin reeI tight an fuckableDr. Congo's jungle dong gonna swing your world all night long....
>not quite as embarrassing as france but imagine being english and supporting a load of africans pretending to be english lol
>>222745806Who cares (serious reply)
got the asmr on, night ladsx
no designated dog poo binsno a/c no gas pumps with semi-automatic levers no big gardensmen named ashleytruly a reprehensible place
>>222745806why do all the scummy runts here wear tracksuits and joggers from age 4-60
>>222745831its true thoughbarely even a national team and more a club side at this point
Last night I Splatoon'd your sister
>>222745836Thats him done>>222745831Thats him done as well
>>222745752When are people finally going to admit that you lot are better at sports?
>>222745831this is your selfie reading this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0ISNTcXk84
the official match thread on /sp/ is slagging you lot off, saying you couldn't take over the culture of it and that
>>222745803
France are the team with the token white Rabiot
in my 20s but probably have the spinal health of an 80 year old its so over
>>222745767fpbp
Bames arriving
>>222745891donkbert
>>222745888follow the white Rabiot
>>222745888france and england are both embarrassing, good thing the dutch gimps got put out too
Hmm dass right Timmie shake it shake it
they linked up! Let me just check the tranny times to see their measured and proportionate response
>>222745891you can do it , Zesty Donkey !!
>>222745888leftypol wants diversity equity and inclusion just not when it benefits whites
Need to get good at art lads.
>>222745905why do black english cunts always wear those stupid fucking dorags lol
>>222745894Get the hyperextender roman chair bought, get the bar hanging on
Watching the world cup in my newly purchased first home on a busy main road
>>222745926As a representative of the trans community I want them both executed on live TV via firing squad
>>222745856Where do you live, Rotherham?
>>222745905who is that??
Mad how I'm a leftypol but I still get loads of (You)s and banter with the lads because I've been here since 2007
Fucking sex as I wait for my kizza
>>222745905Yea id shag that 'mass lass
>>222745926wtf
>>222745970fatass yank niggas drinking 5000 colas
>>222745926>>22274599560 years old.Still would.
>>222745995Thats what a 60 year old woman's hands look like
>>222745987>I've been here since 2007Damn cody
Remember how Coca Cola stopped selling to the Nazis because of WW2 but then invented Fanta so they could still sell a drink to them on the dl
you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 2 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 56 rolls a week. Over 224 a month. TP rolls are worth their weight in gold because everyone needs it.
>>222745973^ GCHQ, incitement to regicide here ^
what is a kizza
before I enjoy a piece of media or laugh at a joke I always go online and check to see what men with aspergers who dress like girls think about it first
my cat? yeah hes cute and good
>>222745990you're gonna get caught you drunk paedo
>>222746007>>222746008Idk man, my mom is 55 and he hands don't look like that
oooooo weve got this notion that wed quite like to sail the oceanso were building a big boat to leave here for good
>>222746032Kebab pizza, pizza with kebab on it, it lush x
>>222746032A pizza from a Pakistani establishment The poor and Northern eat them
>>222745990Reeking smelly clarted cronem trapped chicken shop farts wafting from the fat sweaty greasy carbon black cronem clappers of thugs and killers
Which way rorke?
>>222746029>2 rolls per dayWhat the fuck are you wanging on about patrick. Do you only have 1ply on the emerald isle??
>>222745990corrrr imagine grabbing a handful of that arse
>>222746060how have you not killed yourself by this point mate
>>222746060what the fuck are you talking about you strange little man
Centrist neoliberals will look at both literal fascist white supremacists and progressive democratic socialists and say "hmm yes, both these sides are equally extreme, dangerous, and evil".
>>222746048must be one of those rotund steroid baby slav women
i do my poos during working hours so i get paid for them
As a 35 year old man am I allowed to be attracted to Olivia Rodrigo
>>222745987What was the chon like back then?
>>222746029>The average person uses 2 roll per dayLOL
>>222746027no i wasn't born then
>>222746086you sickkkk fuckkkkk!!!!!
In my evil factory at Evil Corp. Inc, evilly inventing new 1/4th ply and 1/8th ply toilet paper
>>222746055oh fuck yeah, in that case I love kizza. These days I trust bossman to make a better pizza than any wops
I use 2 rolls per minute
>>222746090didnt have (you)s back in the day but it was still as fucking shite as it was today. Even back in 2007 people were talking about the good old days of 4chan (they never existed)
>>222746102It's ok they're doing thatWell done to them.
>>222746075My mom is Greek >>222746086yeah why not?
>>222746105>These days I trust bossman to make a better pizza than any wopswhy are english cunts like this
Mental how I started posting on 4chan in 2013 as a newfag and that's closer to its start date than it is to today
Don't buy carbonates drinks from fast food places a worker could spit in it any you'd never know x
they should hurry up and invent a new website
>>222746139Ok I won't
I started posting on imageboard at 15 and now I'm 29. Yes I am trans, yes I've tried to leave multiple times, no I've not succeeded.
Good night to my fellow National SocialistsHHWPWWo/
>>222746139coke cans are sealed shut mate
>>222746138the start of 4chan is closer to the building of the pyramids than it is to today
>>222746027fanta is also easier to make if you broke ass niggas like the nazisliterally made from industrial waste
the porn dude
>>222746107I do wonder how many people in the last ~10 years would've gotten filtered by noko
i am feeli am very feel
>>222746176I think that isn't true
What was 4chan like in the old days lads? >>222746173lel
*smears a shitty finger all over the top of the can*
Mbrappe was easily inside wtf
>>222746176why do you write like that you utter gimp>>222746195less shitskins, whole site was naturally a lot more intelligent as a result
>>222746164Literally me
i saw the offside "nigga" he scores like 5x a world cup
>>222746184mygaysites for me
>Half of government should be female, Labour women tell BurnhamFuck yes!
i started posting just before the yank election in 2016, you may call me a newfag but that was 10 years ago which is mental to think
>>222746169rats droppings on them
Kemi Badenoch's real name is Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch.She's a literal anchor baby. Her parents, heavily pregnant, flew to the UK specifically to give birth to her here so they could claim British citizenship.Afterwards they flew straight home and Kemi was raised in Nigeria most of her youth.Birthright citizenship was banned in the UK not long afterwards.Now she thinks she can tell actual British people what to do based on her foreign Nigerian values.It's not right...
>>222746184For me, it's plumbers and electricians putting the same little fellers on their vans
Will the age verification shit eventually be on every website or just the big ones?I don't care if it's just normie sites, I'd happily go back to the era of forums and chat rooms.
>>222746243nobody gives a fuck about the tories especially not with some monkey at the helm
>>222746243She doesn't have to agree with her parents decisions you know
>>222746243Nigerians didn't come to Britain. Britain came to Nigeria.
>>222746213>whole site was naturally a lot more intelligent as a resultA lot of funny screenshots from those days
>>222746261Don't be so bloody racist
>>222746176Amy source that Fanta is made from "industrial waste" or did that lie come straight out your arse?
It's nice you can see PS2 memory card icons https://ps2iodb.com/
ad time
>>222746255you posted this yesterday and had a conversation with yourself about it for an hourbreak the cycledon't do it again.
giving the new elvis record a spin
Remember to hydrate
>>222746293Mate that's 2016mong. He's been having the same conversation with himself about this for like 5 years.
>five horsefly bites today
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomace
>>222746210he made the call
>labour>all white male leaders>tory>leaders have been white, black, brown, male, femaleWhy are they more progressive
>>222746322poo romance
>>222746327is that pokimane?
do a little cronem postingyou know you want to
Last time I went to a prostitute I got up too early in the morning and I drank too much because of nerves. when I got to hers I was rock hard (I had taken viagra on the bus) she brought me upstairs told me to lie down on her bed and put a sleeping mask over my eyes while she got ready (I was early and I expected it to be like the doctors with a waiting room). By the time she came back I was fell asleep with a big hard erection, she left me sleep in her bed for around 2 hours I think (she only charge me for 2)
Paedophilic neo-nazis from the new sharty keep raiding leftypol (the commie imageboard) with child porn to own the left The drama on other chans is nuts...
>>222745529you can tell her ass is grim because she has to lift it up
Crazy how PewDiePie moved his family to live in Japan to escape the fact he cheated on Marzia with Belle Delphine
>>222746282
>>222746333they imported loads of nogs and pakis mate they were never right wing
>>222746340Is this Algeria?
>>222746347I would have called the police on her.
>>222746362It’s probably leto
>heatwave>canada day>portugal vs croatia shan't be leaving the house for the next 60 hours or so god willing
>>222746377Belle Delphine is an unironic pedophile btw
>>222746377I thought he moved to escape the nons
>>222746378That's a good one my favourite might be the Rez one though
you're telling me canada made this day?
wish i was a young boy who got raped by belle delphine
>>222746282Ludo
>>222745775as opposed to being irish and supporting a team of englishmen, or scotch and supporting a team full of irishmen and englishmen, or welsh and supporting a team made up of africans and englishmen?
>>222746419>pedophileFOY
>>222746438not this day, the tomorrow one
>>222746419how come
>>222746438you made it for us :)
watched a psa from the 70s where a little girl drinks something poisonous and later she screams for her mum as she dies and a little boy drowns in mud and now im a bit scared
all my bloody streams are dead
Sweetie Darling Happiness Smile Beauty Sparkle Rainbow Stuffed Animal Cutie Princess 1000 in?
>>222746419how do you figure?
>>222746467stop this nonsense ok
>>222746445mate the "english" team is like 80% black, imagine supporting that lmao
>>222746467That's Me ! :-)
>>222746467just dm him on discord
NatSocLad in?
England is a land of history, art, architecture, music and good eating.Scotland is a land of gruel and rain.
>>222746297he still got it!
>>222746462i like the ones about nuclear war preparedness https://youtu.be/m6U9T3R3EQg
this is me
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>>222746501>England is a land of history, art, architecture, music and good eating.used to be but now it's the land of muslims and africans
>>222746486see >>222746445
>>222746455>>222746471She did pornos where she dressed like a fucking toddler more or less
>>222746501some cool places though yeah
>>222746513
>>222746495This. The extraflags freaks are genuinely parasites and a plague on this general
>>222746522reckon she's probably into zoo too but what puts me off is her sucking that negro lad's fungal toes
>>222746521see>>222746486
heard the woke mob are making islamic halal pork pies that have beef in them
>>222746544why he look like that
>>222746545boo hoo nigga
>>222746553Are they stealing my idea for pork BBQ in Bradford?
melt on nigga
>>222746546is she catholic by chance
>>222746545I don't think they're that bad
>>222746501What about david hume and Adam smith
>>222746558isnt gyokeres a turkish name why is he white
We at /brit/ idolise Wayne Lineker
>>222746558why post with your little fingers pal
>>222746566
>>222746585>isnt gyokeres a turkish nameNo https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gyokeres+name+origin
>>222746501that's why scots did so well in canada they were tough as nails and thrived on misery
>>222746598more retarded than i thought
>>222746569>>222746572Die>>222746580They’re responsible for like 90% of the celebrity worship, tranny spam and awful gimmicks
>>222746542trim is well fresh
feeding the cat his food smells vile but he goes mental for it bizarre creature!
>>222746551sorry lad you been doneenjoy worshipping our ANGLO lads at hampden x
>>222746598sharty is too mentally ill even for me
>>222746620I don't know who this guy is but you post him a lot here so I thought lets save this
Free again to do as I please
>>222746624they are africans though, they aren't anglos, who are europeandont get why you are playing pretend, you should be more annoyed by this than i am
Everyone outside of Eastern Europe confuses Bulgaria and Hungary There is very little difference between the countries both have the same exact culture
>>222746629yea agreed but their wiki is one of the funniest websites on the internet
>>222746598that whole soyjak thing became so fucking weird didnt it, cant even comprehend what sort of person was actually involved in that freak shite>>222746607fair enough, thought it could potentially be hungarian as well but opted for for turkish
>>222746608This sounds like the same nonsense we hear about NZ, where 80% of settlers were English
Ever thought about how Heath Ledger sounds like health/leisure. Reckon he probably needed some health and leisure
>>222746660yes definitely i spent hours and hours reading it and cry laughing when i first found it
>>222746671
>>222746660Is it better than the Cwcki
>>222746658DELETthey only confuse our flags
>they are africans though, they aren't anglos, who are european>dont get why you are playing pretend, you should be more annoyed by this than i am
closing this thread until someone makes a decent new or sweden scores
>>222746698yeah really anglo mate
>>222746698>Jock McCoon celebrating another Englishman's goal at Hampden.jpgerm... screaming I guess? is that funny?not sure
>>222746671nolan killed him for marketing purposes
Learning chippie things
>>222746671I reckon it was his leisurely activities that killed him.
>>222746717love those guys
ho ho 2 more bites from scotch who just dinnae care aboot england och aye
>Sweden
A goal for africa
apparently this guy is an anglo too (born in ivory coast)
>>222746727I made one of their fry recipes and they turned out great. But it's a lot of work. What I'll do next is make some alot and freeze me so they are ready for a final fry.But yes good channel, lots of good techniques I've picked up.
Surely someone named Mbappe would represent one of the bongo congo countries.
>>222746755Looks Welsh
Was backpacking through europe cheap in the 2000s?I checked out r/millenials because i wanted to see what clueless uncs were talking about (it was a mistake), and they made this post that ragebaited me a bit, they said zoomers are pussies that cant handle risks, and as an example of how tuff one of them was he said he went in a 6 month backpacking trip through europe like 20 years ago.Thats thousands of fucking dollars right now isnt it? Were things really that cheap back then or did he just have rich parents?
coop meal deal bacon mbappe
full moon tonight
Rorke's hero
>>222746755>apparently this guy is an anglo toodon't tell the SFA or they'll be begging him to replace a sc*tchman in their national team
lads please can i get a link to a stream for this match my usual site isnt working
>>222746755>>222746767looks french, italian, german, spanish, english, scottish, irish, american, dutch, honestly could be from anywhere really
>>222746761yes they always go over the top to flex their skillswould love to visit their restaurants one dayi also like w2 kitchen even though he's a huge chinese soy nerd his videos and recipes are great and geared toward cooking at home, he is an amateur too which is endearing
>>222746780>Was backpacking through europe cheap in the 2000s?Probably, it was cheap 10 years ago if you stayed at hostels and knew what you were doing. I can't imagine how cheap it wold have been in the 2000s.
My trailblazies got Ja Morant but im not happy with it
>>222746780Sorry why are you here?
>>222746762Kylian is a French name
>>222746798you're raging but im not even trying to aggravate you lol, just find it bizarre how you can cheer on a load of africans
>>222746530Scotland has about five castles worth seeing and one church, after that it's all derivative
>>222746780Hostels are cheap and interrail passes were a lot cheaper back then its completely plausible that someone in their 20s could save up enough to do that
>>222746755How do sportsball fans actually watch this shit?
>>222746814is that a strain of nigga weed
>you're raging but im not even trying to aggravate you lol, just find it bizarre how you can cheer on a load of africans
>>222746780you could still do it cheap today but you would have to try couch surfing as much as possible just like back then
>>222746843She does actual porn too yknow, if you want to see. Only solo stuff though.
I can’t understand Swedish. Sounds like a bunch of YAHERGENDY SHMERGENDY talk to me. Runic heathen gibberish.
>>222746798Why are you bringing Gruff Rhys and the lads into this
will all the indian migration, funny how there are no indian players anywhere
>>222746808>yes they always go over the top to flex their skillsyeah that's kind of annoying sometimes cause I don't have the ingredients or cookware but they have a whole restaurant so obviously they'll flex...>would love to visit their restaurants one daysame>i also like w2 kitchen even though he's a huge chinese soy nerd his videos and recipes are great and geared toward cooking at home, he is an amateur too which is endearingWho is this? I watch this Wang Gang guy from China, he is a wok pro. Another one is Hao To Cook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vm6pxz07ucsimple Chinese recipes I can do at home
>>222746848>Noel Fielding and Paul Hollywood on the set of Great British Bake Off (colourised)
>>222746780They'd stay in hostels and the like, would've been cheaper but you would've needed some family money to even consider it
>>222746874they play cricket
right that Tesco advert is fucking weird
>>222746860I can’t understand French either. Sounds like they’re either choking on a meatball or trying to hock up a loogie. Disgusting phlegmy language.
your all well clever like chatgpt
>>222746874thank god for that, imagine how annoying indians would be if they were good at sport (i dont dislike indians btw dont mind them)
>>222746860If you manage to tune out to English and hear it as a foreign language, it sounds like Dutch being spoken with a Scandi accent
>>222746821Because France would make people only use names from the big book of French names, that's no longer the so it'll be an explosion of Mamadous showing up
>>222746889>would've needed some family money to even consider ityeah maybe like ÂŁ150 of your dad plus what you saved up working at a garden centre
>>222746889I've stayed in hostels for 10-15 euro a night but sometimes you have to share a room with people
Hey! Listen!
We should get them out of europe, kill em if we gotta
THERE'S A HOLEIN MY SOUUUUL
>>222746935Qui?
>>222746905thanks mate
the lunch
>>222746874It's global division of labour
>>222746666it's not nonsense scottish names are very common here. i thought nz had a lot too although i guess the primary skill there would be fighting off cannibals
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would deffo go to church for herhttps://x.com/itsmestellax/status/2071639842837213521
>>222746959Yeah and I bet English names are a million times more common
-2 vexbash now
>>222746897yeah I suppose it's more suited to their genetics
>>222746875he is some chinese guy living in britain somewhere i just find his recipes reliable and diverse, he doesn't only do chinese food thanks for the recommendations
Just so weird
noshing on a german sausage
>>222747026Ftms are more mentally ill than mtfs by nature of their being women
>>222747021np, I'm checking this w2 guy out, food looks very good.
Unskinny brapJust blows me away, yeah
>>222747026what does he sound likeyes i said he, rorke. try and stop me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDIqf2C3ZdQGreat livestream
Too right
>>222746501It's literally just a wog colony, lad, stop living in the past.
>>222747104cope
Well I'm away to shag my wife's fanny
bored of overwatch now
>>222747137Good man, feel free to use my cum as lube
>>222746987no, maybe about equal. names like macdonald and dundas have been stripped from lots of places though sadly
could’ve had a girlfriend from Newfoundland but I fucked that up just like everything else in my life
>>222747137tell him hi for us
>>222747104>Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious James Bond says that in The Rock
>>222747156Just looked at the top 20 most common surnames, literally 1 Scottish name there. Fuck up dickhead
why is so hard to find a sex freak gf who will go weird shit to me without me having to do anything
>>222747186get one of those new gfs they have nowadays that have willies
>>222747186it's 2026 it's never been easier to find one, they all watch porn
18 british players played at wimbledon. 3 won. 15 lost.
>>222747214but i have penis that will never fill her
>>>/sp/156010177
>>222747233>britishcopeandy murray isn't yours
>>222747237you just have to be creative
it's over
>>222747179well i just looked it up and there's 2. and only 3 english names
>>222747273andy murray doesnt play any more pal
Just shut the fuck up and make the new. All these forrens and they never bother making a new.
test
>>222747304i'm not allowed, also i dont know about your editions and such
going to a death party
Got poo on my willy from shagging Emma Watson up the bum.
>>222747361>>222747361>>222747361
>>222747335>Bulgarian benniemong edish>Fat smoking gypsy.jpgMake it happen, lad