Prev >>223077071Veni edition
Life aint going the way I hoped
Found a girl I went to high school with fully nude spread eagle on fetlife The fapping gods have blessed me tonight
>>223078367Gen x'ers had it better. That shit is impossible today, wouldn't even cross my mind.
>>223078361I christen thee to be called Shart-in-the-mart syndrome henceforth
>>223078377
>>223078361Been seeing a lot of thirdies reposting that specific statue for some reason, they don't even know it's from the 1500s
Shut the fuck up with the gock jokes, I don't ever want to see that word again in /cum/
>>223078397>coors lightmy guy is NOT envibing the 7fold path
>>223078375i hate women so much
>>223078407Its alright for a beginner
>>223078397>AI sloppifying Bobby Hill
Anyone try penis enlargement stretches or devices and get positive results?
>>223078399gockminster abbey
Pretty cool how the British Isles have all these ferry routes to Continental Europe. If you want to go to Spain, you can just hop on the ferry with your car instead of having to take the channel tunnel and then drive all the way through France. North America should consider stuff like this; NY to Miami ferry o algo
>>223078443Think I'm good. My shaft reaches near the end of my kfc fleshlight even without a cock ring. Crispy texture feels heavenly on the bare cock head so I have to not shove it in so far. HU AH
>want to go to bed>kind of have to piss but not really
If Zoom Zoom were here we would be having good conversations instead of a bunch of crappy shitposts.
>>223078456>over 20 hours>potentially over 30 hours due to weather>$1500 CADGrim
Where does /cum/ stand on the Betty/veronica debate?me, I'm a bettychad
>>223078456>800 euros>20 hoursyeah no
The war is over. It ended on the Cross.
>>223078471true svffering
>>223078496Fantasizing about cartoons invented by men is pretty gay.
crazy how it's so fucking over it's unrealwho woulda thought
>>223078496I like the latina from Riverdale
Don't like that zoom zoom dick rider guy very much.
>>223078471just piss nigga
>>223078496>Rich slut bitch brunette>Poor loyal hardworking blondeSilent Generation had it even easier than boomers
In Canada we call $5 bills "fivers" & $10 bills "tenners."
>>223078516i know right
>>223078514>finding cartoon women with hourglass figures in bathing suits hot is gayok retard
Any sub-8 males in the chat?WW@?
>>223078550its a mog or get mogged world out there
in /hoc/, we call poos and turds 'marners'
>>223078566sorrounded for miles on all sides by blacks and there is no drinking or bathing water
>>223078566Easily $750k in Toronto. If it is a teardown in a nice neighborhood, over $1m just for the lot.
>>223078566Lovely Gary, Indiana
>>2230784834chan was made for shitposts desu
>>223078597wew
>>223078602I've heard its a very dangerous town, you shouldn't even stop at red lights at night
>>223078583That poll recently where 88% of homeowners said houses are overpriced but of the exact same people 86% said their houses are underpriced or fairly priced really showed the boomer mentality lol
They should rename it Gay, Indiana in honour of zesty broken bucks
Joe Buck
>>223078627
Winnipeg is Canada's most dangerous city
>>223078641High risk of getting pegged if you stop at a red light at night
>>223078641Wrong, chuddie.
>>223078639Boomerocracy and it's consequences
Homer let the barts out
but I wanted to visit Kamloops...
>>223078639>just build your own houseand put it where?
>>223078658>BC decriminalizes drugs and lets all repeat criminals out on bail>hmm why is our crime going up???After a certain point you have to hope they are evil and not simply this retarded
>>223078674>>223078639
>>223078375>julius caesar quote>posts a picture of germanicusfucking dumbass OP
What's the edgiest opinion currently?
>>223078674Kamloops is fine, just lots of drunken revelry
>>223078673Marge let her jugs out
>>223078689meant for >>223078361 in case OP is a dumbass who cant tell the difference
what's the point in suing people if they can just not pay and the courts do nothing about forcing payment?
>>223078694ever since the pewdiepie bridge incident and loss of filthy frank there hasn't been a consensus
>>223078694Normie edgy or real edgy?
>>223078566we build kind of stuff like this, they pop up everywhere
>>223078694abortion is a necessary evil
>>223078694Probably unwise to put that in writing
>>223078713I would assume ideally for wage garnishment.
>>223078713Landlords don't want you knowing this one simple trick
>>223078689>>223078709Next you’ll be telling me that Julius Caesar didn’t even really say 6 7 either!
>>223078730windows too big, too exposing
>>223078566idk where that is but if it's in the city your neighbors are non-white and you'll get a few lead insects going through your walls from time to time
drinking milk
>>223078755I'll drink your milkshake
>>223078763but I'm drinking plain milk
>>223078740that falls under court order, and not everybody can get that.
>>223078689>>223078709That's not Germanicus albeit, it's a renaissance sculpture of Julius Caesar
rubbing my gock
>>223078768dude is really nervous about tomorrow's game
>>223078788which game?
SHE SAYS BRIEF THINGSHER LOVE'S A PONYMY LOVE'S SUBLIMINAL
>>223078795the big game tomorrow
>>223078800with pipi and bumpupu on the team, we literally can't lose the big soccerball match
>>223078807CAM ON W’GUGU
free my nigga Nicholas Prosper
Pink pony club ass niggas
>>223078807coooooore, bumpupu, now there was a lad who could bang it in
Tonight's vocab (so far):Animus:>In law, animus is a Latin term for "mind," "intention," or "disposition". It defines the specific state of mind or purpose behind an action.Recreant:>A recreant is someone who is cowardly, unfaithful, or disloyal to a cause, duty, or allegiance.Irascible:>Irascible describes someone who is easily angered or prone to hot-tempered outbursts. Foolscap:>Foolscap is a traditional paper size, commonly measuring 8.5-13.5 inches.
gock shock
>>223078859have you been to gockinghamshire?
>>223078694I like jews i stand with israel
We're being raided again
>Tiberius forcibly conscripted all Jewish males of age, then banished the rest of Rome's Jewish population, on pain of enslavement for life. Josephus credits the banishment to a quartet of Jewish con artists – one of whom had fled prosecution in Judea for financial crimes – who successfully conspired to scam a Roman Matron out of a large quantity of money, silk, and gold, ostensibly to be sent for dedication in the Second Temple in Jerusalem.Jews have never changed
Time to soyrun
>>223078883yeah it's about time for our semi-annual "stupid faggot" purge
surf rock is post punk
>>223078831Another day in this clown world
Is the war over or not
>>223078890It's a wonder they didn't just flatten that shithole
Gonna ask Momberg if she'll get us a pizza after work.
AI is useless dogshit
>>223078367But gaming would give the girls the ick
>>223078948They didn't have bombs back then retard
>>223078940PM Corney thanked Orangeman for bombing Eye-ran again
>>223078964they could still burn it and destroy and kill everyone
>>223078952You should watch the new spiderman and play gta it's all AI = American Intelligence
>>223078948They kinda did when they destroyed the Temple, razed the city, renamed it, and banished all Jews from living in Jerusalem for centuries.
Conscription notices being sent out to Americans soon.
>>223078974I want a ground invasion
>>223078985Yes we are going to invade canada like we did with germany
Canada possesses weapons of mass destruction
E-ran must be destroyed
Lorde is a one-hit wonder
>wash bedsheets and shower>get to room>dogberg has already been lying down on the bed
>>223078997Yeah, the jeet bio-weapon
>>223079010Let's invade canada I guess
>>223079009Doesn't she have 2 hits?
>>223079011Jeets constitute a quarter of the national canadian economy
>>223079009But every song's likeGold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroomBloodstains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel roomWe don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreamsBut everybody's likeCristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepieceJet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leashWe don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair
>>223079022they constitute the WHOLE of the canadian economy
>>223078367this is once again possible with streaming. have a channel that is even slightly popular and then just have some e-girl next to you engaging with the chat every five minutes. congratulations, you are now a millionaire.
Just nuke Tehran and get this farce over with
>>223079009She only got big because she was hot
>>223079028>Just nuke OTTAWA and get this farce over with
Canada doesn't have any Indians, why do people keep parroting this?
>>223079036BASED!
>>223079036The capital is Toronto you fucking dumbass
>>223079027business idea: hire a prostitute to sit and act as arm candy and talk to chat while I play runescape
>>223079041American education
America has barely any Indians also, I don't get why people lose their minds over H1Bs
>>223079043if you're kidding, actually do this. it could work. if your partnership makes even a quarter more than what you pay her week over week, you have the income equivalent of free energy.
>>223079041No it's Canberra
>>223079056Yeah we need more Indians like a boatload
Someone please help me I'm Indian
Fapping to kpop again. Why are clothed women so much hotter, porn doesn't give me an erection anymore
Making Alfredo fettuccine.
>>223079034You're hotter
>>223079022Explains why our economy is in recession
>>223079062I'm also Indian but I have a white girlfriend and I fuck her in her white pussy and cum in her mouth every day
why should i give a fuck about canada?
>>223078890In hindsight that was pretty stupid thing for Tiberius to do
soooooo i'm careerless and gfless and poor and ugly and retarded and old*gulp* that's not how this was supposed to go
>>223079075Not really, they were already cancerous at that time but mostly lived in Judea. If anything Hadrian completely nuking the entire region then banishing all of them to distant corners of the empire spread the cancer more.
>>223079073You shouldn't, none of the people in charge here care either.
>>223079072Same i love covering her blonde hair with my brown semen
>>223079073they had the world's first gay pregnancy and the first homoengineered transnewborn
wish that brazilian was here
Reckon this Leaf just learned how we got scammed on that bridge deal under PM Elbozo and is lashing out. Don't mind him.
>>223079065The only porn I get off to these days is blacked porn
Care? I cared once. They put me in America. Post WWII America. Post WWII America with immigrants. The immigrants? They made me care.
>>223079127
>>223079123What's the deal with that confounded bridge anyway?
nuke american samoa
>>223079149Paying for the entire bridge, then giving 50% of the toll profits to America who didn't pay for anything is winning or something, elbows up!
Would this work?>>223079171Did we really need another bridge?
what's the point of joining the Canadian military if you do nothing all day?
There are NO jannies or mods on /int/ rn
>>223079185Well, you get to watch the African recruits fight each other and refuse to take orders from women, that seems funny (none of them are citizens btw)
>>223079187How do you know?>>223079185Getting paid to do nothing
>>223079196Take a peek at outer /int/
quick reminder that this is what the average canadian poster looks like
Fuck Americans this is our thread now
>>223079203Unc ahh nigga thinks it's still 2015
>>223079198>/pol/ and race baitNothing out of the ordinary
>>223079203interesting, can we see the average canadian naked?
Visited Texas the other day its insane how many Indians were there
>>223079254That was Brampton you silly jeet
i think its over
I don't remember the last time I saw a jeet
>>223079287have you looked in a mirror recently?
Still can't sleep
blud he is 80 years old and obese.... wtf are these answers......?
>>223079297Not everyone is an indian like you
There are virtually no Indians in Canada realistically. You could increase immigration ten fold and it would barely change anything.
>>223079314This is stupid. I could beat up both Trump and Biden. I could probably even beat up Justin Trudeau.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SXMwjM2c3s
>>223079344trudeau was actually a boxer you know
>>223079344No you can't you fat fuck
>>223079354not a real boxer though
Is this general bussin or mid?
>>223079360I'll kick your ass
>>223079360he was well known for his retarded fitness regimens and boxing, you cant tell me he cant throw a punch, hes not in old age yet like trump or biden
>>223079343nobody asked, dikshit
>>223079386Projecting jeet
>>223079394that's true he is. lmao imagine being a jeet and named dikshit lol
Personally I've never had a good time smoking weed unless I was drunk first
goodnight
>>223079434shitty asshole dog. would kick
Sorry guys I have asthma and I am 5'5" and obese I might not be able to beat up Trudeau. I'm really sorry but it just can't be done.
>>223079463don't worry I'll beat him up for you
>>223079254I'm so fucking sick of immigrants
>>223079472Um you are not a leaf though. Shouldn't we at least get a leaf to do the honours?
>>223079464LMAO
>>223079464faggot dog
>>223079475same here. FUCK THEM ALL. White people ONLY
>>223079511LMAOOO
>>223079511what if it wasn't the little shitty brown dog and they're all conspiring against him...can dogs conspire
I want to have passionate sex with my wife at harrison hot springs
>>223079505This. Country would go back to being normal, everything would be paradise without the browns
>>223079535i want to watch while horridly drunk and spooge off my balcony when she moans loud enough.
I'm scared of a White Nationalist revolution, what if it succeeds and we're stuck with only horrible American White women?!Whats going to happen to all the cute Asian women?
>>223079544I have a strategy. It's called, not making friends with indians or browns. My Hierarchy is:Whites FIRSTAsians (fuck the chinks though)NativesBlack (ONLY American, and ONLY right wing)LatinosindiansJ E W S
>>223079548... I don't actually have a wife
>>223079571and i don't actually have a balcony. but there is a harrison hot springs, and i am drunk.
Real burger hours... I'm out
i'm actually a big fan of takis
orale chum, whatchu doin ese? I'm just here eating some chino food, simon foo. Let me tell you about this crazy carne esada I had.
>>223079578Harrisons hot springs is a hot spring resort in BC, canada...
>>223079584coward
>>223079584and don't you forget it, redditjeet
Odio los bichos
Let me get my scent all over you
>>223079464phwoarunannily close to my poopinghamshiresnot even joking
>>223079599you know Indians in Canada don't ever post here?
>>223079511these dogs all on drugs?propa mental dat wun>>223079073logh
bouta go SICKO MODE
>>223079659prove it, dikshit
Majority of leafs here are unironically ChineseI'm white though
>>223079073light 5/10never been a fan of deez kittinghamshires
>>223079672>dikshitoh, i gotta rewatch that now lol
>>223078730would frel uncomfortable living in a place wiv so many ground floor windows.maybe if was heavily enforced or summat. bullet proof etc. good blinds
>>223079677how can i become ironically chinese
>>223078597why is it going mental like datfuggin ashsolr
>>223079659I have spoken to one confirmed jeet leaf
might move back to China and run for CCP leadership
Whatever
>>223079717how are your feelings on their philosophy on video game development?
>>223079732none of your business
>>223079739seems to me a man who enjoyed big boobies would be upfront about it. what are you hiding in all that sesame-scented maple syrup you dirty rat?
>>223079732I thought Wukong was good
/pol/ schitzos are the best posters on 4chan
>>223079732pretty shit. China will never make a THPS game
>>223079725this is a jupiter general
Man diet Pepsi sucks. It tastes like toilet cleaning liquid
>>223078361how can we make seattle more of an attraction for tourists? Besides the space needle and pier wheel there's jack shit to do
>>223079732They should rig it up so their mayors compete to make vidya the way they do public buildings
>>223079822like fun it is!
>You must be at least eighteen years old to view this content. Are you over eighteen and willing to see adult content?
>>223079829why do you know what toilet cleaner tastes like
>>223079858he ran out of vodka
now spinning
Should I make some tea and drink it?
>>222906599Resident jeet is a circle lover
Just slept 8 hoursIt's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_CTDoXI6LM
>>223080035I can't into jazz
>>223080041not enough drops and high hats for you?
>>223080050No I listen to rock musicIt's not structured enough for meI like some repetition Also I'm not a huge fan of brass instruments
/cum/niggas be like:this brass section too spicy"
this is hell
As soon as I get my hands on the Death Note it's game over for you niggas
>>223080131But don't you need to know our names?
>>223080131you don't know my name though
>>223080131You don't know my real name thougever
Obsession is a good movie
>>223080162Shut up Warski
>>223080162It's a great movie
fink the herbie hancock album man-child is about /cum/
>>223080162incels love it because it's a fantasy to them to wish a girl loved them
>>223080203That's a good record
>>223080192>>223080162about a certain breed of /cum/ white male
>>223080206The guy in the movie takes an L at the end though
>>223080206guys only want one thing and its fucking DISGUSTING
>>223080219Did you not like Obsession?
>>223080206Not a fantasy of any sane person
>>223080059as a compromise?try on the corneror tribute to jack johnsonboth my miles davis.the former record if you are into funk or electronic music eventhe latter if you want a true-blooded boomer blues rock feel aping the likes of mike bloomfield hendrix clapton
>>223080162NOOOO THIS ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IS INTO ME HOW DARE THEY
>>223080231so? men don't care about happy endings. You just want sex and thats it.
>>223080238
also live-evil good wunbut much more spasmodic thoughbeit not quite bitches brew level. still full blown funk rocksilent way?more ambient relly but wiv a urgent yet hush rock backing beatfink early king crimson's more dream like stuff
>>223080256notice how people only care about the actress and not the actor
>>223080241not seen it
>>223080273
>have the big bed>have the cool lgb lights>have the cool car>dont have the mateI guess I really am retarded
look if you relly wna seethe home of avante garde jazz rock?only wuncaptain beefheartthe GOAT>>223080256fuck diss whore
>>223080301me?shaggin' birds arsesleft right centeri'm knee deep in broadsballs deep in clunge grip
>>223080256Ong her nails are so cute
>>223080301
>>223080289wt the fuck are you talking abouthow is that even like a factita at a toral duh situation palwhy would they care bout dat dudehella ugla nd shiddd
>>223080314diss nibba gay af
i keep it real, the homes hereover and out
>>223080322Its for my future child
fat people scare me
>>223080365KCHOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tXh_MfrMe0
The mets suck
>>223080383alri calm down bad lieutenant
>>223080396lol
>>223080383https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ioeHXWZ7Zkg?feature=share
Dreams in the Dentist's Chair by HP Smoothcraft
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EpzIO5Z_WRc
>>223080464kek this guy's channel randomly popped in my feed a few months ago and it's nothing but gold.
