caught covid in 2026 edition
Never had COVID-19 me
Got a week off, what do I do
Am genuinely, unironically starting to believe it all comes down to JFs not being able to banter
>>223136539Do what I do. I currently have 20 days off work
>>223136539rape your own arse
At least americans and japanese like us
>>223136504It's Brits they hate, you stupid jock. That means you too despite how wonderfully likeable you lot are lol
was near someone who smokes heavily and i can still smell it on my clothes now i think
Might go out tomorrowMight notEndless possibilities really
>>223136556they can never quite get it right
what do you reckon employed woman smells like after a shift at aldi in this heat
>>223136497There was a study from germany or denmark that showed 80% of those tests were false positives, depending on the cycle they can literally find anything.>>223136533Same
>>223136616cockpong
me and my imaginary best mate>monday snooker>tuesday pub quiz>wednesday cinema>thursday bowling>friday pub>saturday gig>sunday badmingtonwe'd be a right pair
>>223136587>burning a UK flag after an England gamethey obviously see the two as interchangeable, but I guess they didn't teach you logic and context at your autism classes did they
>>223136633third worlders are so unfunny and unoriginal
>>223136617dr google ai also seemed convinced it's covid
covid felt quite similar to eating too many weed gummies
>>223136668>dvvvde it like when i do drvgsgrow up stoner
Small boobs are more aristocracticbig boobs are crass and uncouth
>>223136668no it didnt, it was just a head cold where the body felt cold and the head had a temperature, thats all covid was
How did we cope before the internet allowed us to know every weirdo's stupid opinions about everything
>>223136648Did you see Norway burning out flags? Mexico? Hmmm maybe it wasn't just about football, this flag burning thing. If only I could read Spanish there might be a clue in this pic.
I miss cod game chat on Xbox 360It will never be the same
Scotland declaring independence and immediately giving the Western Isles to Argentina
died from covid
>>223136698They had letter pages in newspapers and other public forums ok
>>223136698television used to be actually good back when it was all we had
any rorkes in? want to ask a questionif third worlders are in fact stupid how did they come up with good foodsurely you need some brain to figure out a great recipe yeah?
>>223136683i 'm not a stoner i just tried it once>>223136688it felt similar ok
>>223136688don't forget the complete absence of all sense of smell
>>223136734>if third worlders are in fact stupid how did they come up with good foodLike what? Vindaloo came from Portuguese
>>223136702They wouldn't be doing this if they were playing Scotland or Wales
the poorer and shitter the country the more they act like chimps when they win
Did weed gummies twice and didn't really feel anythingTurns out I have the ADHD haha
tonight's kino
Anyone enlisting for the upcoming war against Arg*ntina
Grant Mitchell picking up Messi by his legs and swinging him against a rock
>>223136783count me in
nth for the holodem
>>223136650that's a scot
>>223136750any mexican foodmost indian food just some examples
dull cunts talking about food again
shagging mum
>>223136751Only because they wouldn't know or care who you are.
larping as a pilot in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>223136819also middle eastern dishes with hummus
>>223136807Do Germans not like them too?
Vast supercomputers running advanced AI models around the clock to come up with new ways to pair chicken and rice
>>223136686Foid coded post
>>223136838they insulted tuchel by not losing
>>223136765Me after watching Dr. K https://youtu.be/zCKxgx0T_s4
>>223136847How would you know about women? You spend your entire life just seething about them on 4chan
>>223136783I'll 1 v 1 the VAR computer
>>223136858That's a good point. I will fight alongside you, we can share the loot and women
>>223136833what game is that? and are these pilot games realistic like can you fly a plane if you get get good?
>>223136887You've got the wrong anon, I don't hate women. I hate that I love women
>>223136887Why are foids like you so sensitive to any criticism? Grow up freak
vargentinabrowngertinapessipissiriggiriggatoni
£36,000 a year isnt a very good wage is it? Its hard to tell because theres a lot of american adolescents on here who lie and pretend anything under 100k a month is povvo tier
>>223136902deal!
>>223136811
>>223136927Argensimians genuinely gets a guffaw from me every time
Are Argies just pretending to be white, but deep inside they have the heart of a monkey?
>>223136927i dont get riggitoni
Get Chris Rigg on the plane next time
>>223136939not far below the average (£40k) so depends where you live I reckon. wouldn't be much in london but probably alri up north
>>223136939it's not bad
>>223136939Depends where you live. I lived in Liverpool and was on £30k, easily lived and even saved a fair few quid
Didn't make over £20k a year until I was in my 30s me
>>223136911msfs2020 and yes you can indeed fly planes in it rather realistically. depends on the plane though, some aren't very well put together and are basically broken kek. the built in a320 is decent
>>223136698>>223136729
>>223136961this nigga a satyr
>>223136641wud get a bit bored ofhim no?
Posting the pure satyr
want to forfeit everything in my incel life and go all in on making money but i also dont want to get a job
>>223136659Interesting, its usually hard to catch on summer especially in the high temps, maybe you were unlucky. I couldnt catch it for 2 weeks while taking care of my parents when they had it.
>we hate england because they're racist, arrogant, and a colonial powerargentina>hold my beerthe same 0 iq morons r like VAMOS ARGENTINA lol
Why can't I make a decisionJust choose one thing or the other you fucking spastic
>>223137064mr. fungnus
>>223137010what job did you do? was on £30k by 25 me back in 2014
Can't believe how lucky we are. We have 3 weeks of non-stop Tilde because he's off work.
>>223137084Yes it really exposed the Scotch for what they are, rabid lefties who hate England more than racism and other such issues
>>223137078don't you have loads of mines in aus where you can go and grind for a few months and make bank and then spend the rest of the year evilly convalescing
>>223137083I went to a&e on June 30th so someone must have given it to me there. I hope they died of it
>>223137126im too incel for that the tradies will bully me
>>223137120honestly supporting argentina over england in that football game means you're either evil, argentine, or unfathomably stupid like i dont particularly care for us it's another wednesday, it's a shame and would have been much funnier if we won but by this time next week almost no one in the country will even remember what happenedbut the vile people supporting argentina because england are "bad people" are utterly insane
i thought tilde was the name for that squiggly line symbol nobody ever uses
>>223136946Deso~>>223136991Gyarudemmies~
>>223137101you should meet up with him and suck his knob
>>223136533it's covid-26 now
theyd probably rape me too
>>223137158I would except I'm too busy shagging your mum up the arse hole right now
>>223137101adding that name to the filter because you mongs cant help yourselves
9/11 2: the squeakquel
If someone wants to hate you they'll find a way
I supported Argentina because 50% of the England squad isBlack and every manager and assistant coach decision for the past few years has prioritised the racial composition of the team for media optics and brownie points than anything to do with skill or talentFor example, Saka was selected in the final penalty shootout in 2021 despite being an inexperienced child who clearly couldnt handle the pressure, but Southgate insisted that black n brown ppl win it for england. Its a disease
>>223137187Yep. Tildre has 3 weeks off work!
>>223137058yeah probably but 25 years of nobody calling you gets a bit boring too
>>223137212kinda wild that you want english whites to lose because there's some black people involvedinstead of non white but not black argentinesbut at least not supporting england because they're not racist enough is coherent not "oh i dont support england cos they're racist"
people say 1066 was the last time Britain was invaded but it was actually 1797https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fishguard
>>223137212posts like these make me thankful no one gives a shite about soccer here
England should have a vote on whether Scotland get that independence they voted against
>>223137247It's being invaded right now mate
>>223137190that's not on mate, people are in that building working
>>223136497Boy or girl or britisher
Funniest thing about Argentina winning is that the referee wasn't even biased towards Argentina and there wasn't anything that could be considered rigging. England lost because they played poorly and had terrible tactics. It was a clean win with no controversy.
>>223137017>>223137190is this that new microsoft flight sim with mental graphicscan you fly every plane ever in it
>>223137212you want the people who hate you to win because of black peoplethe rorkeian mind is incredible
i'm trans racial
>>223137258pretty sure most of england who care enough to vote would be happy to vote for an independent scotlandmaybe then the whiny cunts will finally grow up when reality bites
>>223137267not anymore they're not x
>>223136497My foreman told me to go to college because I am too smart for this bullshit and I said that I am too dumb for college. He said he wished he could smack me
seen a lot of planes with wings like this lately wonder what thats aboutthey look cool
>>223137238There were times in this world cup where only Harry Kane and Pickford were the white ones on the pitch. Its not really that wild to wish for their destruction, you should see how french white people feel about their team
>>223137296pretty sure that's not true even if it were tho2 whites > 11 non white argentines
Mad how nationalistic most people areLike countries in Africa and South America that only exist because us or the Spanish drew a line on a map but their people go mental for it allEveryone says nationalism is bad but everyone does it
>>223137127Is it bad?
>>223137292called winglets, they're supposed to reduce drag or whatever at the cost of making the plane look a bit gayer. like a posh fella sipping tea with his pinky up
The highly female interest in football tactics
>>223137328theyre tuff bro looks like sci fi plane
>>223137296>Harry Kane and PickfordBy far the two worst players last night by the way, carry on though
>>223137308The ethnic composition of Argentines are distinctly different from the rest of South America. They have British, German, Italian and Spanish ancestry and they didn't really mix with the natives at all. Theres even a Welsh community in Patagonia
>>223137343SCREAMING U CANT POSSIBLY BE CALLING ARGENTINES WHITE U DELUSIONAL TARD
Argentina winning stops affecting me the moment I turn off the TVA 75% black England team winning the World Cup would be used against my interests for the rest of time
>PickfordLooks like HelperLad
>>223137313yawn
>>223137342>PickfordCoping brownoid making shit up again when clearly the worst players of the night by far were the blacks in defence (as usual)
>>223137342are you seriousPickford has reflexes like a cat and he saved a few goals that seemed certain to go in. Shame that the rest of the team invited pressure for 30 minutes though
>>223137356>A 75% black England team winning the World Cup would be used against my interestsyour interests being:posting on 4chanliving on 4chanmaking 4chan your entire life
>>223137343
>>223137352Not my fault you get your information from 4chan memetics as opposed to actually researching real information about their history.
>>223137377lmao
>>223137377lil bro doesnt know what interests are
>>223137377done him
>>223137382mad how i have this thing called eyes that you dont havealso strong claim calling germans and italians whitei'm starting to think you're not so white yourself lmaomaybe even an asian, they hate black people too
>>223137377You mean the website they're trying to ban because people use it to criticise black peopleYeah
the 'england' squad was an absolute joke. glad they're kicked out. try using actual english people next time
So Italian and Spanish European migration and settlement in Buenos Aires for 150 years with little to no contact with natives, means Argentina isnt white now. Right
>>223137342How was Pickford bad? The only player that did more for the team was Gordon with his goal
>italian>spanish>whiteOH NO NO NO NO
Going for a walk arnt ah, ah am arnt ah
I was rooting for Argentina sorry British Bros but I like latinas more than British women
>>223137212Fuck off, all Black players are talented simply by the fact they made it onto the England team in an institutionally racist society
just getting better looking as i age its mental
Pickford played as well as a 5'6" goalkeeper possibly could have
>>223137415not white europeansand they absolutely did mix with the nativesand if you had eyes you'd look at white people like harry kane and pickford and at the argentine squad and you'd realise they're not fucking whtie lmaolil asian boi>>223137434sorry bro supposedly argentines are white now so this odoesnt makes any sense
>>223137441whats your secret
might order $29 worth of maccas
>>223137441I thought I was a ugly autist turns out I am a handsome autist which means women find it weird
>>223137439I know you're joking but there are people who will actually say this with a straight face
>>223137464Fucking hell mate one regular meal are you insane
>>223137415they're all from the worst parts of spain and italy like andalusia and sicily, they're essentially arabs with spanish admixture
>>223137439The most talented player in the England squad by a country mile is Anthony Gordon. But because he looks like an aryan Roman Emperor, the media do not want him to be the poster boy for the new, progressive, BAME England. Every substitution it was whites off, blacks in. If a Black came off, a Black had to come on, it was practically law. You people are actually demented, this is how you think about things.
>>223137453I do not care they count as latinas and I will admit I fucked a torta
black people mindbroke rorke
Cole Palmer would've gone if Tuchel had known he's black
>>223137488blimey is the british economy really that fucked
Went out to tesco ten minutes after the match started yesterday and was quite interesting.apart from obviously being dead quiet the only people you saw out were BAME's and people who were visibly "alternative" in style.
>>223137212
>>223137499>The most talented player in the England squad by a country mile is Anthony Gordon
>>223137510
How do goths cope with the heat
>>223137518genuinely mental australia doesn't give like 5% of it's revenue every year to the UK, we literally made you, built you from our own blood and money. especially since you're so wealthy with your mineral gimmick economy
Rorke supporting the Hiberno-African teamLeftypol supporting the rabid nationalists that hid the Nazis
>feels like 31it not right it just not right
Madueke is another example of what happens when the woke mindvirus infects your brain and compromises your ability to make sound decisions. Absolute bag of shit every single game, can't cross for shit, can't defend, never marked anybody, has zero talent. He still got to start for England for most games and only got subbed out once. Curious...
>>223137499
>>223137544youre nothing
large double quarter pounder meal is 20.95 australian dollarsthe west has fallen
>>223137544not our fault maggie thatcher closed your coal pits x
Im half irish and half italian
>>223137532Its true, he made the most aggressive plays on the flanks and supported Kane in most goals. He wasn't carded, he didn't kick off or chimp out, and lets not forget he is the one that nearly brought England to the final last night.
>>223137565kill yourself ungrateful cunt
Ok well it's actually a normal summer temperature but it subjectively FEELS too hot and that's the science
Are Brits also getting the explosive diarrhea parasite too? Its in the US and Canada now.
>>223137580Shouldn't be eating that yank muck anyway it's not good for you. Make your own burgers with quality local beef
>>223137591why are you so upset at me eating mcdonalds
>>223137602had diarrhea yesterday randomly so maybe
>>223137589
>>223137591when you remove london from the calculation the average brit earns as much as someone from eswatini
>>223137624thats you done
>>223137627dont think thats true
nasty thread you're all horrible
meltdown
>>223137602I had diarrhea a few days ago. Can't imagine it's come all the way from the USA to little old me
>>223137627Used to be called Swaziland before the woke
need to start a bradley folder
Alternate universe where James Callaghan never lost and I'm halfway through my 14 hour shift down the coal mine
time to get on the tins and bokkles then
HAHA BRADLEY WALSH LOL
>>223137627bet you had to get permission from the traditional custodians of your house to make this post
>>223137627typing this into snopes.com as we speak you better not be lying
>>223137678excellent gimmick potential this
>>223137669Callaghan and Wilson had plans to close the mines too
Morning /brit/ is comfyAfternoon /brit/ is pointlessly confrontational
>turned 40 today>life is shit>it's all downhill from here
>>223137706shut up the fuck up
>>223137670Not me I'm swearing off it for the foreseeable future (again). Felt very grim last night as a result of the festivities.
>>223137678australians love to talk shit about Europe but they'll never reveal anywhere above the gold coast is literally a no go zone for white people past 8PM, entire states of roaming aboriginal attacking whites at night and forcing them to consult some sub 50IQ abo elder if he wants to paint his house a different shade
>>223137706truewhy is that
tilde is such a sexy name though
This post was made from the unceded traditional homeland of the English people
They found him! They found Rorke! Jolly good!
Thinking about people that spenr £1000 on tickets. Another £1000+ on hotels flights and food just to watch England meekly crumble to one of our biggest rivals
>>223137712happy birthday mate, don’t let the negativity spoil things :) xxoxoxoxo
>>223137712Life begins at 40. Just think, all that time that's behind you, you've got the same amount of time ahead of you, but this time with all the knowledge and wisdom and resources you've accumulated so far.
imagine being a Rorke in Bristolor a Leftypol in Dover
leftypol doing a land acknowledgment before sitting down to eat with his aboriginal hinge date (shes actually sri lankan and too polite to correct him)
brits have tescos meal deals but aussies have woolies roast chickens so whos really winning here
>>223137765Don't worry they were all middle-class wankers
>>223137765and surrounded by gloating argentine fanshonestly would be traumaticand i dont even like football that much
decided i'm not going to take china seriously until they successfully invade taiwan
>>223137712The new 30 pal x
>"AYERS ROCK??">"RECKAN U MEAN OOOLOOROO YOU FAKIN POM CANT
>>223137776scream
>>223137712Time is a cruel mistress. All the joy, the excitement, the ambitions and hopes and dreams of youth all lost to time. Like grains of sand in the wind, gone forever.
>>223137712just keep posting frogs and it'll all work out x
>>223137791https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warning
>>223137802You gay pal?
>>223137765Damn I could've gone to the USA and seen England get to the semi finals for a few grand? Bargain. I'd have thought it was £10,000+ at least
>>223137796Crikey that's them done up like a galah
don't enjoy anything got no hobbies got no mates :/
>>223137796Aussies are just inherently cooler than Brits, try as you might but they are seen as more masculine and cool than Brits. Just the way it is. Also their accents are cooler.
>>223137777Not the chickens
>>223137796i look like this and say this
>>223137830true
>>223137818I'm talking of the metaThe cursed ennui of spiritual listlessness
>>223137828this but cos i've never had a gf nor sex so im just so touch and romnace starved i cant do function without thinking about how i've never experienced so many bare minimums35 years old btw
Aussies be like:>Oy noy
>>223137829we're not gonna shag you mate
>>223137829Hasn't been true for years thoughbeit. Might have been true in the 1990s but people are starting to wake up to how cringe australia is in the big 26
>>223137791theyll do it one day and no one will really be able to stop it just going off the distance between the 2 countries and to every western power
>>223137819Final tickets are
>>223137712Listen to some Lana Del Rey and pick your self up. > Jones points to the 12th-Century writing of Bernard of Clairvaux - one of the co-founders of the Knights Templar. "He compared living a good life to running over a rough terrain, and says that anyone who runs for a long enough distance is going to fall down or stumble," explains Jones. "We will all have our moments of complete directionlessness."
>>223137829All you've got to base this on is crocodile dundee and mad max, because that's all they've done, unless you're old enough to remember neighbours and home and away.
>>223137865I'm not trying to fuck Aussies, just he 2nd and 3rd gen Asian girls with Aussie accents.
>>223137872*glances at the dusty globe in the corner of my room*looks like it's your responsibility mate
>>223137883we also did mr inbetween who is literally me btw
Would be terrible if we stopped trading with China and had to make our own stuffJust awful
Sir Ray Shoesmith
>>223137867a handful of blue check grifter yanks and brits ai generating gay wojaks of us on twitter isn't "people starting to wake up" mate be serious
>Indigenous cuisine here is fucking incredible
>>223137897uh ill be busy that day
>>223137883Lots of Aussie tourists and transplants in the West Coast actually. Had an Aussie teacher in middle school even.
>>223137910Love that show.
>>223137932get the witchetty grubs and honey ants scranned
im sad for England
Want to do a Mr. Inbetweeners joke but haven't seen either programme
>>223137897cant wait to die in a naval battle in the south china sea all 19th century like
dark fruits weather this
>>223137918just not convinced china is a threat to anyone really. i mean look at them, fucks lil chang gonna? oh no not the chinese women's army please don't tie me up and wrap your legs around my neck noooo haha let go!!
>>223137910Never heard of it but I will say Kath and Kim is very funny.
>>223137932ah yes the famous aboriginal leavened bread
>>223137959he loves dim sims and asian fannois. a true blue man of the people
>>223137959I could tell you a little about it but I don't answer questions.
ballsack vinegar stews in this heat, seeping into the computer chair, dripping on to the carpet
>>223137985Just swarm with numbers won't theyLike those videos of two footballers vs. 100 kids
>>223137932right well that's some berries and leaves
>>223137932right thats some rabbit food then
>>223138002You guys think girls do the scratch and sniff thing too?
>>223137986little baby choooizes
abbos sleep on the side of the road and have no infrastructure or housing of any sort. They can't agree amongst themselves and their tribal elders whether to just accept western civilsation or not, so they roam around towns and harass people on public transport off their tits on drugs and drinking in the park
>>223137932Arent these red things tomatoes?
>>223137980
>>223138045fuck off cockwomble
Rorke liking the normal thingLeftypol liking the weird thing
>>223138049
oi strewth xDD shitcunt!!
welcome to poongar country
Gone all quiet just before 3 o'clock has it
dont like the australophobia going on here
had a dream where some very cute girl came to my room and she was talking and talking about stuff and I was embarrased by my home and didn't say a word and after she finished she started muttering "what a worthless boy" under her breath
all woke and no gay makes rorke a dull boy
are you ready for 2026: fourth place
>>223137829a lot of them sound like gimps and they're ruled by a bunch of fat lesbian feminists
po
nooo we're based crocodile dundee le big chungus whole 100 steve irwin friendly aussie strewth!!! please dont take away my epic internet persona from 40 years ago
>>223138122Fourth is better than third because it shows you don't take it seriously
>>223137985The CCP control tiktok which shows western kids 3 second brain rot buds on how to transition and play with labubus, and shows Chinese kids how to teleport and use plasma phase rifles
>>223138045it's spelt abo not abbo
nothing was even said to mouldie this time
>>223138151scream
>>223138151screaming
>>223138165meds
>>223138148christ mate is everything ok at home
Little Chinese fella just appeared out of nowhere
aussiemong melty
turns out they can 3D print chinamen nowadays
mum still treats me like a 12 year old. annoys me but im not gonna say anything
>>223138122i don't even remember who knocked us out in the last few. 2010 was brazil i think
chinese people seem pretty chill and propagandaberg really does them in since they're opposed to the us >yeah but tiktok and covid and i knew this chinese fella at my uni who was odd and this tourist who was grossjust the government and exceptions to the rule i think
same tantrum for the third day in a row is it
doing nothing and will continue to do nothing
chinaman wearing men in black getup just teleported into my room and handed me a big spherical cartoon bomb with a lit fuse before disappearing
>>223138285you need to see a doctor
>>2231382711998 was argentina2002 was brazil2006 was italy? I dont remember 2010 Germany 2014 was italy costa rica and Uruguay i think2018 was croatia2022 was france
>>223138315>>223138315>>223138315
>>2231382712018 croatia, 2022 france
>>223138291how do you know he was chinese?
>>223138343sometimes you can just tell
>>223138282There are so many of them over such a massive landmass that there's probably different kinds of Chinese. Your mandarin and your cantonese for example. Shame they got done over by communism and lost all their culture and heritage and that really. Probably a good job for us though. Imagine if all of China had been as successful as Taiwan.
>>223137712Happy birthday mate x
