Bagpuss edition
fucking a poo up the arseBRUH
if they could just inject the internet into my brain then i'd never be bored or alone
Sup mulatto
>>223713502fckin pulling my teeth out with pliers and vomiting
jumping down a sewer screeching
>>223713509my dad setting up my wii
shit hooting
fecal yelling
mario long jump into a septic tank vibrato belting
bagpuss backshots cor yeah
>>223713594summersaulting off a cliff edge kicking and hollering
right see the thread is dogshit, will pop back in a bit later
belching and bellowing
finally did the washing
genuinely considering a move to Namibia or possibly Zimbabwe
>>223713648strange and potentially hurtful lie
>>223713656longberg
>>223713642thought walter was making meth not steroids lol
>>223713656*unzips trousers*ooo you gettin it now catberg mmm you don been a bad catberg now sho us mm dem hole mm
>>223713648no you're not, be quiet
>>223713645opted out of washing me by getting a maid in once a week
guys!!! How do you bypass the face age check thing when you show your face to access something 18+
>>223713679Oh do grow up you sad little freak
>>223713648Maybe take a job in Rwanda or Nairobi for a year or so. Two most familiar places for a Brit in Sub-Saharan Africa
the new>>>/g/109485839
getting raped by a blue whale
>>223713704that's not the newthat's not even the old
>>223713656ACberg
>>223713723squealing
bruhhh
adding big bunda asian gf to my vision board
the techno union army eeeeeowwweewuuriooo is at your disposal count
having my bum ravaged by a housefly
THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE
im a pathetic little chud and i deserve to be punished
>>223713728how's she managed to get ice cream on her face bloody idiot
Strange thread
>>223713728son
>>223713817https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Sinners_in_the_Hands_of_an_Angry_God
yooo wagwan my slime im just outside fulham poo wu@
finally time to relax hop on 4chan same old threads from 3 days agongl this shit getting depressingthis shit used to mean somethingWe used to make shit in this website, build shit. Now all we do is put our hand in twitter and tiktok's pocket
shagging my own arse up the arse
>>223713728Throw up in the sink Lulu, not over your face honey x
yo my slime
gonna order some stuff from the Chinese store
shit thread
going is a funny word
these people calling eachother slimes
holding my arse's hand and whispering sweet nothings into mine arse's ear
>>223713896Got any OC for us?
where do you go where you ever see a man that is short and ugly and he has a girlfriend you guys are either lying or delusionalshort and ugly man with a gf never happens the only way its possible is like danny devito and rhea perlman
i don't think i was ever meant to be happy.
hi im slime
>>223713945Girlies coded post
>>223713979it's not even about getting a girlfriend per seit's the fact that as a short ugly man you have to be utterly exceptional in every other department charisma work energy etc to even bag a 3/10 who is otherwise worthless and been drunkly shagged rotten by desperate 5/10s
>>223713979it happens all the time everywhere where do you think ugly short men come from
>>223713979see it every day, maybe not very ugly but not like handsome
>>223714017we have to stop with the bradeewe have to
https://x.com/daisybabybell/status/2085734923143430479Reminder Michael Jackson won, bitter MeToo era SJWs lost
>>223713979maybe not ugly but 'mid' if you want to use that word - pretty much every guy i know, including popular people i went to school with, aren't that good looking yet always have attractive girlfriendswhat do they have? friends, are outgoing, do popular stuff, typically some gym, decent dressed
the slimedem
One of the prettiest girls I know broke up with a very tall guy and now she is married to bald chubby guy that's not very tall and has a normal job, he is a funny guy and a good hang. I kind of regret not shooting my shot with her since someone once told me she asked about me but whatever, I'm happy for them.
>>223713896You should move to China
what even created the kaitlan collins gimmick
HATE dirty fucking chavs letting their dogs walk off the lead. Was out for a walk earlier and some mong let his fucking Pitbull off the lead. It came up to me and I was terrified it was going to rape me
>>223714092how much is this a result of you being straight tho vs actual objective markersobviously as a straight person a 3/10 girl is more attractive than an 8/10 guy despite the 3/10 girl being objectively uglier
poo goes hard
>>223714089begging to be graped
gymcels are so pathetic
man who never leaves the house: well i dont see it outside, so it doesnt exist
>>223714141big lad walked past you on the street did he?
>this post doesn't exist anymore
>>223714124this just reminded me that when I was younger there was a man who I'd see on my way to school with 2 dogs, I think retrievers, and they used to walk off the lead and they were very smart and well behavedthey're dead now though of course
my wife's boyfriend raped me
hit the cart too hard and now I have stomach crampsAlas
Any tiny clit like penis man in?
Relapsed for a laugh. AMA.
used to orgasm when i finished writing essays for unii just came to the conclusion
>>223714164
>>223714124Always have mines off lead what u gonna do about it
getting nigga weed off gay bloke from work later
>>223714213i hope you overdose, cretin
>>223714164oh you know hes waddling down to the router to flip it on and off as we speak
>>223714205aye was seeing a girl for a while who had a large clit and it was nearly as big as my flaccid willard
commited a racism
This site is so cheap, gonna order a bunch of stuff
>>223714226rape it blind
>>223714233he's going to expect you to suck him off
>>223714179The world wasn't ready yet for well behaved retrievers. RIP doggos, you tried.
>>223714164which post
>>223714213on what
>>223714247Yeah it’s called slop
>>223714266The Baddiedem retard
drug dealer was loudly talking on the phone and kept mentioning how he had some "blue cheese" to sell and that it was a special order he got his hands on. no idea what blue cheese is supposed to be
>>223714241all trvkes>>223714272yeah but even slop is expensive nowadays
utterly despise civil servants
>>223714256nah I've smoked with him before and he just spends it talking about himself and everyone he's ever known and argued withliterally know every detail of his life because he doesn't shut up big fat tall gay stoner
>>223714282bluecheeseeeseextascy
>>223714282weedit's always weed
>actually having dogs in your houseDisgusting animals
>>223714297Hate cunts like thatLiterally spiritual rape
they wont be able to control their replies to the dog post
>>223714282blue cheese is the most popular type of weed in the UK, when I was there i got tired of it cause that's what everyone was offering
>Disgusting animals
>>223714120Rorke believes she's too conventionally attractive and also stern to be a leftyShe began her career at FOX News
>>223714297rather smoke alone at tahtpoint lol>>223714313frfr on coke they are the WORST actual WORST
>>223714294Why
>>223714092they may have "girlfriends" but they are treated like shit by themactually good looking guys have side pieces who they fuck on the side but aren't officially together
he really do be do like dat poo peng gay porn
>>223714297lol i knew a bloke exactly like that
>>223714301stick to religion, Diego
wish i had a gay bloke to suck off for weed
see
Yeah of course your pea brain would class me as a Muslim for thinking dogs are disgusting.Little did you know I actually grew up on a farm, we had dogs, they belong outside.Nevermind the people who take "kisses" of an animal that's eats poo and licks it's own arsehole
>>223714313it's fine he's usually quite entertaining because he's such a messhe thinks i'm the weird one though
diego sniffing a fat line of gear then looking up at his portrait of jesus on the wall and whispering "i'm sorry..."
>>223714349if you just wish for weed you can cut out the middleman
clarky cat
>>223714320WhatA CUTIE
>>223714374lmao it do be like that sometimes
once you get your first girlfriend you realise it's not that big a deal and all of a sudden you stop caring about virginity and being an incel and sex and you stop getting angry at people who have gf and women/the world in generalbest part about not being a virgin isn't the sex it's simply not having an incel brain
>>223714241got excited when i saw 'On Hitler' but was ultimately disappointed
>>223714327Must have missed the part in the bible where jesus did a line
>>223714366Well.... Is he entirely wrong?
I used to buy drugs from this stripper who was crazy and didn't sleep for days, was always scared of meeting her cause she was so sloppy and was afraid we would get caught
>>223714120unironically mei started posting this image of her with the "older woman having a preference for younger men" then i got bored but now other anons do my bidding for me>>223714325she is genuinely right wing she only works for cnn for the money a jew offered hershe began at the daily caller with tucker carlsonyou can see plenty of older videos where she's clearly having right wing views
i love animals
>>223714377don't like weed though
>>223714387ye mate jus gona go to the magic girlfriend tree out in the garden and plcuk onenot like i've been trying for nearly 30 years at this opintand even if i smoehow got one tomorrow the disparity in our experiences would be like she is dating a fucking childit's OVER>>223714394cos it didnt happen BLUD
>>223714387no I think it's the sex
Very interesting just how much time incels spend gauging the physical attractiveness and purported sex lives of other men.
Fulham Poo
eating some naan breadit's like eating the bread part of pizza in complete isolation. has no nutritional value. overrated food
>>223714386dont believe you've done a fat line of anything in your larping life
bizarre post
Currently top the reddit50 THOUSAND upvotes1000+ "You go girl it gorgeous!!" type commentsIt's a shitty painting but a black woman drew it
>>223714399it's only because im secretivecan't exactly explain i spend my entire life on 4chan when he's a proper anti-racist leftypol type
>>223714387nah it's the sex and intimacy and ordering food after a nice shag and laughing while watching Trailer Park Boys
>>223714316amnesia haze too (or ammy haze).the selection nowadays is a lot better
>>223714387mental how incels genuinely feel anger at other people being in relationships
>>223714433u right i dont do lines it's too grimi cut teh drugs out of my life just the alchol left haha
>>223714440Just say you spend loads of time online. In a sort of Discord
>>223714438why are you browsing reddit its shite
diego's bible, with the pages that say wanking and being a landlord is bad suspiciously ripped out
>>223714448is this surprising? the "left wing" is all about poor people being angry at other people not being poor lola lot of racist shit is around this dynamic tooalmost all the problems in the world are people actually being envious and angry at other people
>>223714402This is her ex
>>223714447that's a good strain, very easy to grow and hard to fuck up, but yeah last time I was there was in 2018
>>223714454no don't say this
might do chicken vagitas tonight
>>223714467to see what the rest of the internet is talking about and feeling smug about how i am better than everyone
>>223714438i like the painting
>>223714454yeah that'll make him think he's not a weirdo jfc what absolutely terrible awful advice
couple of snitch niggas in this threadgot my eye on you
>>223714479damn she got filled up real good x
Would love to see all landlords blasted into the sun
fucking love pasta
>>223714497yeah mate it was a joke
>>223714479right well that explains why he is obsessed with her then
>>223714430Never seen the appeal of naan bread really, not when poppadoms are available.
kill bill type shot
>>223713512ranch me brotendo
>>223714508Good idea though unironicallyGay people will feel a sense of camaraderie if they find out you use Discord because it means there's a good chance you're both groomers
Can fake Diego fuck off, he doesn't even understand the character
>>223714507samelove it on delivery too>>223714537?
Biomass
weirdest thing is he's about 6'3 20 stone and exclusively a bottom
>>223714553arent almost all gay men bottoms
that's fucking vilefucking hell
>>223714442I kind of want to go back to the old missus.But a common friend (woman) when I told her the new woman doesn't want me, she said "you don't have to be with somebody"
We will always remember today as Alley Cats Day
imbibing a vanilla mr. pibb
>>223714576ktim
>>223714544Going out to gay clubs, saying you're a "chud incel" and sniffing lines of coke is NOT Diego
>>223714570
rorke arrested on RICO charges
if you sit on the toilet long enough, a poo will come out
>>223714596i never said those thingsand i have always gone out to any club that is vibes
>>223714438Let a girlie go off
turn that offthat rorkie shit makes me nervous
>>223714607
another heatwave ok
>>223714608WRONGFuck off fake deegsy
>>223714630how can i be wrong it's literally me you utterw eirdo
i said my wife's boyfriend raped me
Gary Eats caught sucking a sausage in a shady toilet
I feel nervous when the bulgarbro isn't responding
you niggas really believe the gay dealer story in which a big gay guy apparently just goes round telling people "am exclusively bottom"you niggas really think people in the real world talk like /brit/ characters
>>223714600BWC to her left in that shot clearly
*licks a lolipop*
>>223714607heard about this but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called
>>223714607not if you're constipatedthen you have to drink milk of magnesia and then scream as the brick shit rips your anus apart when coming out
https://youtu.be/2SVEUg7L3yA
>>223714639Would jesus have subbed to Mary magdalenes only fans?
Imagine if this thread had an IP counter
>>223714652well it's about 2 weeks worth of lived experience summed up for brevity and humour
>>223714680no
been offered a blowjob tonight the only catch is it’s from a blokeFucking old man too not even a cute femboy. Haven’t said no yet tho
>>223714625And then another after that. This weekend, then Wednesday and Thursday (and probably Friday onwards). Grim.
>>223714680bet she had a nice 'rsehole
any of you ever had a wank that you deeply regretted
>>223714014do you dont pal i meet ugly bastards with no personality with gfs all the time
>>223714689does he sell any other drugs?
>>223714681Why did they remove this?
>>223714652?
mad that people still play runescape in 2026same old school graphics and all just with a bunch of reddit updates slapped on top of it
>>223714695You on Grindr gay boy?
>>223714736not sure why you choose to associaet with ugly bastards with no personality but i dont
thread took a turn towards homosexuality quite quickly
>>223714726all I have are wanks I deeply regret
>>223714726ye most times because i have internet-induced fetishes since i started wanking :/
>>223714757Think he was talking about you
>>223714740he doesn't sell drugsjust has a severe weed addiction and thus always has weed
>>223714726Wanked to a pornstar I found out died in the comments
>>223714726yeah the hangover ssbbw anal videos
>>223714765So did your dad
>>223714776i dont have a gf
>>223714695
>>223714744>Get on my knees?
>>223714742because it was becoming painfully clear that most boards had like 100 people there and generals had like 30 or so of the same people every single time. it's embarrassing
>>223714790Yeah but you're an ugly bastard with no personality
>>223714787whats this
>>22371480633% right
>>223714790Mental you will die a virgin deegsy
>>223714744>Be cool to have your cock in my ass!!!Screaming
>>223714825Can you count
>>223714772go on...
>A Brighton-based retired Sunday Times journalist and former Labour member shared a screenshot in June 2024 of Caplin's online activities, asking why Caplin was not questioned by the party about it. Following a complaint by a pro-Israel campaigner, the journalist was visited by police in September 2024, declined a police caution, and was subsequently charged under Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003.[20][19] He was acquitted in November 2025, with the judge stating the journalist was "whistleblowing" and that "context was missing from the prosecution exhibit" as it was "not actually the full tweet and does not disclose the full image, or the thread of the message".[21][20]Mental
>>223714828ye it's mentaldie without the touch of a woman in that way...FUCK>>223714834yh can u
We at /brit/ say RIP to William Orbithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNcdVuPVXR0
>>223714854Is there no leng tings at church
>>223714854Yeah you're an ugly bastard with no personality but have no gf that's 2/3 which makes it 66% you thicko
what are good socks to buy
>>223714817hangover = effects of alcohol binges next dayssbbw = super size big beautiful womananal = sex in the arseso i meant 25+ stone whores taking it up the arse
>>223714862honestly, no. lol>>223714864not a bastard with no personality am i, brainlet.
>>223714879Why not hire a prostitute
>>223714899i want love and raomanc enot merely a willy wanki can do that myself
>>223714919rorke's wank folder sorted
any good ways to get rid of houseflies? they've pooed the fields and there's so many about can't use fly spray because I've got pets
raomanc enotyhe binble
>>223714935just open window and see them out
>>223714910What about children?
>>223714919what is ssbbbw?
sir pooed fields
>>223714910Why do you type like you're having a stroke sometimes
>>223714853>a complaint by a pro-Israel campaignerthey certainly look after each other
how strong is a man, to be kind all the time towards people who can give him nothing
>yhe binble
>>223714965jsut typing too quick initand it's 4chan so dont matter and still udnerstandable so who cares
>>223714858rip ladhttps://youtu.be/k0V-gLlm5ww
>>223714919british genes legacy
>>223714975i care
>>223714959he already answered your question you muppet
how do you get the courage to put your face on the internet (dating apps, social media etc) don’t say don’t be ugly bc loads of ugly people do it
>>223715033don't be ugly
almost time to get the winegay porn poo wine dance
>>223715033years of posting yourself online on social media
>>223714919oh my days
>>223714975you have such low standards in terms of what you put out into this worldwould absolutely hate to see the state of the slum dwellings you rent out
This one's for the dreamers, the poo screamers, the end of the week weekers
>>223714973https://voca.ro/17aQLgUFoZOU
>>223715033not be a pathetic drip. might be too difficult for a worthless incel freak like you though
>>223713529Lololol
Chuddy M chudding in
>>223715079the HEEMers
One weekend without alcohol toil in tremendous doubt
Literally doxxed myself on here before and nobody cares now
based chuddy m
>>223714853>the journalist was visited by police in September 2024, declined a police cautionimagine if he was just some guy who didn't have the money or time to go to courthe would have had a criminal record because he reposted something a jew tweeted
>>223715107alri mallard how have you been lad
>>223715107i remembersleep well x
Chuddy Malone: I need a nose piercing gf they are into the weird shit Also Chuddy Malone: ggggg.. GIRL!?
>>223715083
>>223715107Ever thought about sucking cock?
>>223714968My boy Miq wasn't the strongest, his brother was. That's why he wanted to rely on him. Miq went all against his self preservation instincts for his gentle age, that's strong in his own right. He's the kindest and strong#NoHomo
>>223713529why did you click the school
>>223715127>>Want to meet me and fuck?>I have a girlfriend I love her >YesWhat did he mean by this
>>223715133AhaCan you meet sex?
>>223715155You're not safe around children
>>223715069lol proejct on
>>223715155he's been caught out
>>223715133dunno whether this is peng or grim
Chuddy Malone: I have a girlfriend Chuddy Malone: that's a lie
>>223714757most literate incel freakout
>>223715133nelly is some elite slampig material
>>223715155busted
Chuddy Malone Chuddy Malone
>>223715107did that like 12 years ago
diego has to be a gimmick no way someone can be this pathetic and lack self awareness
>>223715133She's like a bird she only chases aussie farmers
>>223715133fair play she refused to hop on the zemp
>>223715260hs?
>>223715230I'm a chud I'm a chud
Charlize Theron is 51 today
>>223715274>>223715281Two chud freaks replying to an Australian
>>223715297old bag
>>223715297i'd eat her lotus if you catch my drift
might go pubcaptchas increasingly har dto do
someone at work asked if i have kids. only took them 4 years to ask. obviously i don't have them but still
>>223715297that mouthmy cock*does a hip thrust*
>>223715325Vagina
>greta thunburg spotted wearing keffiyeh and balaclava at kneecap gig
keep thinking about stoneshart, even though its a bad roguelike and game
c25k kicking my ass
https://voca.ro/17RzjahURfXL
>>223715364Did they really call it stone shart?
Forgot name field, someone else make the new
Running a female detector itt
>>223715349>greta thunburgMentally retarded female>>223715297HBD MR F
>>223715394no its stoneshard but its an obvious goto-joke name
Huzzah! It's The Weekend!
>>223715403have you fucked it?you've fucked it, haven't you?
I can't wait to eat some more of that jewish bread
>>223715424That's hot Because not a single black in sight
>>223715424how does the one in the leopard print have such big milkers for such a skinny body?
>>223715376>>223715376>>223715376
>>223715408I love show
>>223715364stone shart?
>>223715459mug
>>223715459one piece edition of what exactly?
right well I'm not using that garbage
>>223715459Never try making a thread ever again lad. What a disgrace.
>>223715652>>223715652>>223715652real edition
>>223715424could overpower both of them easily and suck their tits freely
