rorke's diary edish
>>223896470dick twitched
>ayy, carumba!
she was fit in peep show s1e3
i am having a "melty"
going to the barbers
i am really superlatively, completely bored (1st time)
we're all in here:>>223875377 >>223875377 >>223875377
Rorke SPEECHLESS
>>223896489sc
looking for a supercut of jen in IT crowd for the next wank
drake the kinda n to bark when a girlt ells him to
just saw bart
>>223896505buy an ad badphroggy
Heh, nothing personal, moid
richard can be a ma'am
>>223896505sir bad phroggy
Can I just remind everyone. My friend Ann Widdecombe was FUCKING MURDERED. Stop pretending everything is ok ffs
Morning ladies and gentlemen and folx of all ages
>>223896505Don't think nonce hunters are nonces so much as they're psychos who want an excuse to beat someone upBit like when you see stories of some nonce getting beaten to death
>>223896529
i'm an evil type guy
>>223896538please refrain from posting vantablack brimstone niggercoal
>>223896525Pinkchyu of all egirls, this is her ex she took to court for relationship abuse. You have no excuse diegs
Anne Widdecombe James O'Brien
>>223896538Now I am chief white feather.
until there're not!
Dem office baddies
>please refrain from posting vantablack brimstone niggercoal
>>223896597Homer let the Barts out
>>223896614wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
feel like earplugs barely block any sound now
imagine if peter hitchens smoked a fat spliff haaa
mad how fit they are
>>223896592Based chief
>>223896614Get her plapped
remember that you will diethe ground you're buried in will crack and blow awayevery who loved or hated you, or never knew you, will die toothe sun will consume the earthand there will be nothing, and it will be as if therr was never a thing at all
got the phimo lads
I'm not gay but I do appreciate a nice Willie and if my gf had one I would probably suck it sometimes. I wouldn't have it done in the arse however as that's gross.
Sir Gerry Adams
>>223896614not acceptable attire for a workplace environment. HR will hear of this
>Liverpool midfielder Sofie Lundgaard has completed a permanent transfer to Eintracht Frankfurt for an undisclosed fee.we at /brit/ wish sofie good luck in the next chapter of her football journey
>>223896653tell us how you really feel!
>>223896653Sun* with a capital S
>>223896659>nice Willie
>>223896635
>>223896662lovely british guiness, good lads
>>223896597have always felt a deep kinship with south americans over our shared love of the simpsons
>>223896668Love her brows
>>223896653mad innitanyway*wanks furiously*
>>223896686Guinness is an Irish creation, Sanjay
I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE PROIM MINISTAH
>>223896684Willie's willy has red pubes
new small brained american get in
i'm getting cremated actually
>>223896653all rubbish and anyway the universe ends with me
>>223896718Tell me more Willie facts
The flood videos from Japan are sure bad but the water is so clean it's beautiful yes I'm fully thing Japan :O
>>223896727It ends at the tip of my penis actually
Lovely Brythonic man
em im outside
don't even know what that flag is
>>223896743Feels like the apocalypse. Fires floods the eclipse. The Aztecs were onto something. We need to make sacrifices to the Gods.
Listening to robbie williams
>>223896707thank you for supporting the british stout industry
>>223896752Love me some penderyn single malt
>>223896752mad how most boomers couldn't tell this is AI
>>223896743Luscious okinawa brown water sugoooii~
do think your average 'dditor idolises japan but would go home crying if they had to live here for a year
>>223896769Shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off
>>223896774Good.
this water would be completely brown flowing through the tube stations
>>223896752That's him fed, now where's the house and wankage?
>>223896802get the swimming trunks out that looks like a fun day out *splashes about* yahooooooo
>>223896802corr would love to drink that
>>223896798*scurries away into my little hole in the wall* bastard…
rorke saying “pon de replay” when his mum asks if he wants seconds
>>223896793Mate did 2 years in Kyoto and came back. Work culture he just couldn't deal with it. Still goes back every year he can for holidays though.
>>223896809ktim
>>223896777I've heard this song and dance before rather often, my Indian friend. 26+6=1, simple as. I'll drink my Irish guinness to that.
>>223896802Free refills for everyone!
rihanna tummy sex
>>223896841thanks again
i love
>>223896809ktim :'(
Wetting my whistle
how get yookay gf
>>223896841t. thanasis popadopalous, 1/32nd irish ancestry
>>223896793why?
he looks and acts like my uncle
Should have gooned to Kylie Minogue instead of those onlyfans moles
>>223896876done im
>>223896835didn't fuckin ask though did i
>>223896859Any time. I love being an educator.
>>223896888so what
Me ting me got colon cancer dey blood in me poo poo
>>223896876*Dennis Chang, 1/32 Irish ancestry, in fact.
yo the dichotomy is brrrazy
Was on the incelwalk before it gets too hot and a group of social workers with their uh "regal" client were walking around, honestly made me think euthanasia would be better rather than living like that as cruel as it sounds
>>223896888*dislocates my jaw and swallows you whole*
https://voca.ro/1k5mm6I4OJbz
>>223896835you're talking to an english pedophile on a vpn
>>223896917alri dennis
>>223896881>can't get their HRT>will never recognise gay marriage>stay-at-home mothers/wives still a thing>can't have their mental health support squirrel at workjust that kinda thing, it's a brutal, traditionalist country and you're average 'ddior couldn't handle it I reckon>>223896898*smacks you*>>223896926*reaches out your arsehole and smacks you*
>>223896941Could've just said English, being a paedo is a given for them
Can someone tell me what time it is?
really i just want a maid that i can have sex with whenever i want
japan's a holiday resort for white men nothing else actually living there as a white man means you failed in a white country
>>223896944Howyagarn
>>223896963hurtful lie
no difference between day and nightno thoughts no dreamsexactly the same as death
>>223896963grrrrr this post has made me (an englishman) hopping mad!
>>223896957also women use FPS and fighting games as tinder over there don't they
>>223896963
Listening to anime music
billy no mates needing attention
>>223896979willing to bet you don't even believe this yourself you insidious inflammatory incel
>>223896979whats a white country? belarus?
Got excited about something I made on the ableton but I could only make about 30 seconds until I completely ran out of ideasI will never be good at this
I will tell you. It's time to kick it!
>>223897021let's hear it then
Would love to live in the Japanese countryside as a rice farmer or chestnut gatherer
>>223896979japan is cool as novelty but actually is horrible long termthe rules are so autistic it hurts. people freak out if you cross your legs on public transport. not kiddingthen there's the whole nonce thing which seems to be socially acceptable since they sell a mild version of it in shops
>>223897033you'll hear nothing
>>223897020Turkey
Would love to live in the Japanese countryside as a goat farmer or banana gatherer
rorke on suicide watch
>>223897050just cartoons though isn't it
>>223897050>whole nonce thingThat's why it's so popular with nerdy men
right so how do i unfuck up my pathetic incel fucking life thenim 43 btw
Would love to live in the Jamaican countryside as a thief or rapist
>>223897080Not dead yet.
>>223897076no they sell magazines of literal kids in tiny bikinis
>>223897080Keep posting on 4chan I reckon
>>223897050>then there's the whole nonce thing which seems to be socially acceptable since they sell a mild version of it in shopsReally? What sorts of jobs are in demand in Japan?
>>223897080punch a century old man in a pub
>>223897081I want to be a highwayman
>>223897080>im 43 btwjust a kid
>>223897101blow jobs
>>223897007Me this morning
>>223897091well it's not hurting anyone
19% of Britain is currently on fire
>>223897101>LOL im acting like a nonce isn't that SOO hilariousfuck up. no it wont be funny if you double down on it either
>>223897101jav stuntcocks
I wonder how Employed Woman is doing at work. She was supposed to be working this morning. An early 5:00 am start.
Capitalism innit? Play Arcanum to learn more about it.
>>223897137the vanishingly rare excellent yank post
>>223896977lovely chocolate bum
feel like gooning erases my memory
>>223897149you don't have a job tilde and nobody likes you
https://youtu.be/5QtxOr4iSBYSong that plays whenever I post here
>>223896977yeah that's called a gf mate
i've never done anything ever
Genuinely insane the output of this cuntMore insane the viewsWho's watching this trite derivative rubbish?
i destroyed my memory with alcoholused to be a whizz kid even got on the university challenge team back in 2006 (didn't get on the actual show) and now i can't even remember basic shit like the capital of austria gave myself early onset alzheimers
>>223897161me when eating the yearly Lindt bunny
>>223897197well i think a gf you're meant to do stuff for and with
>>223897209obviously indians
>>223897209his videos are to teach immigrants about how to behave in the west
>>223897211>university in 2006 not even early onset nigga you just old
>>223897217always crazy to me that people get furious over this like nigga where do you think your lil sausage roll and corned beef comes from
>>223897209Thought he was killed by his son for inheritance.
>>223897217mmm diseased rabbit yummy!!
>>223897217wholesome
>>223897250s
>>223897256Probably not a rabbit
we're the kids in americawoah
>>223897250i'm not even 40 mate38 is still younga fucking kid i am
>>223897070my dad would believe this
sir queer starmer
>>223897217Hmm okay this bloke might be a bit more psycho than even that post suggests
smegs benedict for tea
>>223897218aren’t they supposed to just cook and clean?
>>223897342I can tell you've never worked on a farm
Any Mogwai man in?
>>223897342>least psychopathic carnist
>>223897342vegans hate him
>>223897342So aggressive what a cunt
The UK's rancid far-right media spend a lot of time whipping up rage and blame storms against non- threats - small boats, immigrants, muslims, political protestors - to distract from the corporate thieves and non-dom grifters who are by far the most dangerous criminals.
using my prehensile knob like an elephants trunk to paint masterpieces
>>223897211It can come back. It's Vienna btw
>>223897354No shit we're not in Texas are we
>>223897372i like the one about spaceships over glasgow
mr worldwide
>>223897217Umbunny? More like Yumbunny!
i don't like anything
How much do you lads weigh? healthy 17stone me
>>223897393Feminine anger
>>223897442you like abo cock
On holiday to Austria next week. Pic related obviously, going to the capital.
>>223897442not even tasty food? tasty food is nice
get them shagged
>>223897342Btw this is what Robert Bakewell did in the 1700s and revolutionised British agriculture
>>223897444I'm almost 16 stone at 6'2
>>223897449why you thinking about abo cock mate
>>223897474im a chinese spy whos mission is to demoralise australians via interracial abo cuckposting to make our inevitable occupation of your land easier
>>223897468Very grim
>>223897438Heh
niggas b like>farmers KILL their animals!?!? that's heckin inhumanerinoooooo!!
>>223897487an honourable mission
Nooo not the heckin cute rabbit
giving rorke's biography a read
>>223897217>>223897342Eating rabbit after 1 bad litter
>>223897488too old??
Meat eaters are vile scum, should have you purged into food for animals
and the latest from sir jason arday?
we're not in kansas anymore totonot anymore
white people be like my goldfish is on xanax
>>223897529And then feed those animals to humans for being vile meat eaters?
Ed Sheeran be like she's on the a team she pity the fool
>>223897487No way, I'm doing the same
>>223897550Only humans can do wrong
>>223897529The vegan gimmick is very tired already. You need to move on from it
>>223897509silly rorke
>>223897550Yes that's only fair
>>223897562My sister was raped and killed by a badger, are you saying that was all fine??
>>223896752shoot this cunt in the head and shoot his kids too
She had two black eyes ok so I told her twice about it
leftypol grooming children as per usual
>>223897586skill issue
need a vegan australian gf pronto
>I think kids are generally much more accepting than adults. impressive levels of delusionwhere these morons home schooled?
>>223897563that only makes him do it morehe thinks he's making you upset with his little posts here
Thanks for posting reddit screencaps as I am mentally disabled and unable to type reddit.com into the search bar of my web browser
>>223897586Yh.
>>223897607>>223897638riveting stuff thanks for sharing
mad how much stuff happened before i was born. loads of things going on and i didn't even exist.
>>223897610fuck sake she looks like the one that got away from me
>>223897668sent that sad cunt flying
>>223897468Wonder what she looks like now, this is an old pic
>>223897607>should i letBizarre form of bait. I mean they dress their child. They bought the dress. Put them in it and photographed them. Do they want people to clap or they want to argue with people who say no?
Tesco whoosh order 1.5hr late so far. Too many people use it now. It was better months ago.
>>223897674Lots going on right now as we speak
>>223897342sick fucking cunt, keeping them in wire-bottom cages too.genuinely would murder him and leave his children orphans if i had the chance
>>223897607reminds me of based hamiltonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6K7L3vd-I
>>223897671would you let your boy wear a dress to school hypothetically?
>>223897674Proof?
>>223897468i've seen a picture like this with a different age
>>223897678you dun goofed
got a job, now i can finally afford to shag someone on adultwork. 23 and havent spoken to a woman since sixth form, cant be fucked to learn how so the only way im losing my virginity is through prostitutes. grim existence
>>223897712ill be raising my kids transgender so yes
posting a wotanic reddit screenshot
>>223897638why don't you ask himyou aren't busy
>>223897610Bet this fat bitch is a retard that describes herself as "bubbly"
>>223897736think new accounts are shadow banned from all subs these days and my post would get removed in 10 seconds either way
>>223897744Ffs just look at her tits rorke you freak
>>223897736ooo he won't like this!!
>>223897638I think they just take whatever ideology they have and impose it on young people as if to argue look this is the standard train of thought anyone who thinks otherwise has been lead astray
>>223897730Why not become a migrant and go to a state funded brothel. You know to stop all the raping
>>223897607in her op she said it was fancy dress and he had to choose to dress as either a prince or a princess. but that other kid in the back is in t-shirt and shorts. i'm sure the mother feels extremely virtuous though especially with posting her child's photo on reddit and everything
>>223897744hateful little amoeba of a man
>>223897728That doesn't seem safe. And why is that placed there nobody reaching that ffs Fat cow going to break that
>>223897744be quiet incel
>>223897772why are tories so evil
wisdom is the recovery of innocence at the end of experience
fyi one of the Australian flags itt is an abo dog. a filthy black bastard cunt of a thing. just get the cunt killed already ffs
>>223897766I'm distracted by the soy face>>223897785Sorry for wanting women to be healthy!
>>223897772this is so funny to meits like in citybuilding games where you have to place down a building for a reason you didnt plan for
>>223897786>Edwina Currie nee CohenHmm
> It’s almost like we’re trained by society as we grow up! mongs actually thinks kids are "trained" lmao your son is not listening to your opinions theresa they have their own brains thankfully
>>223897772the job i got is in civil service so i am technically participating in state funded sex
>>223897810Random events they are called
>>223897772leftypol campaigning to staff it with the local primary school children
>>223897772edwina currie (née cohen) getting the albanian pimps enriched with subsidised somali shags. that’s real britain
>>223897820or just being shit at the game (me)
forgot to post on the botnet for my last post so nobody will know it was my post because it didnt have my avatarflag on it FOR FUCK SAKE
>>223897806You stole his land so how about you show some fucking respect bro
leftypol putting oestrogen in the nursery water supply
oh my fucking days does the misery ever endfuck off
Bring back the Winchester Geese
>>223897817Its the same as when people say things like "we didnt learn that at school" like they think all knowledge comes from school and our narrow curriculum
>wow she is fit- oh wait she's vegan what an ugly bitch with a soy facemental illness
>>223897817reckon you should probably occupy your time with something that isnt looking at reddit and making yourself upset for no reason
how is it that every omds rorke post is funny but the anti leftypol posts are never funny
>>223897877The right can't meme
people become extremely reddit when they find out someone is vegan>ummm I love fuggin eatin bacon and burgers for the win u mad veganscringe
>>223897744
Bosh
leftypol at his prostate exam pushing back
>>223897874i just went on that thread because it was posted here and admittedly i regret it because reddit is full of the same dumb childish naive takes not that this place is any better for the soul (outside of australian posters who are based and intelligent)
>>223897899its so trueits like theyre so angry they stumble over themselves with seethe and its never funnybut i always laugh at every single rorke what are you like post
>>223897529Leftists about black people:...
>>223897877rorke posts are supposed to be jokes, lighthearted banterleftypol posts are made by people who are actually seething so there is no humour in them just rage
>>223897877it wasn't always like this either, a decade ago rightoids were infinitely more funny than the leftwonder what changed. or maybe it's just that the rorkeosphere hasn't changed in the decade since
where's chuddy malone
>>223897877leftypol posts are real things leftypol mongs do which just is sad and disturbing, not funny
>>223897941dunno i have all namefags filtered
>>223897867literally nobody called her vegan
leftypol noticing he bought morrocon hummus instead of lebanese jummus
>>223897408I've seen it
>muh left>muh rightshut the fuck up direction brained subhumans
>>223896565ray mears on a mad one
average rorke post: black pussy changed rorkeaverage leftypol post: leftypol wants immigrants to rape british girls and wants to imprison all white men so the bbc can impregnate our white women!!! :angry:
>>223897912ponce
>>223897973this, im trans but based myself
rorke and leftypol racing each other up the stairs on all fours
i find both leftypol and rorke posts hilarious tbf, probably one of the best parts of /brit/ culturegiven the ingeniuity of the name "rorke" though, i'm sad "leftypol" was the best we could do for his opposite
>>223897973>le enlightened centrismgrown man with a naive teenager's mind
>>223897973Correct this is a subhuman general. Wish we were more like you Bruce.
i'm such a horrible useless wretched evil slugman i deserve to suffer and die
leftypol getting butterflies in his stomach waiting for rorke to get home so he can give him his gift
hate sleeping but hate not having any sleep
>>223898006well i thought originally the rivalry was between Rorke and Rasheed? I don't like that it's now Rorke vs Leftypol
>>223897971corr wouldn't mind a vienetta nowkfc always did them and i wondered how cool it would be to have parents would would get a vienetta but i was poor so we never did
SEETHING HAHAHA
>>223898021love sleeping melove it
let's come up with a name for leftypol that is more like "rorke" and not just "leftist politics"
NEW>>223898041>>223898041>>223898041
>>223897956reckon it's more just rorke's asocial incel shutin lifestyle making him unable to make funny/relatable posts tbqhwyl
>>223898038child rapists?
>>223898036actually yes, sleeping itself is lovely. it's just the getting to sleep that's tortuous
Gonna shave
