>>224337163>>224337163>>224337163
That person is not mousenonce, there is no mousenonce discord nor has he ever streamed. Gullibles
I'm going to nick a bunch of money, and afterwards i will spend it on only fans and Gregs sausage rolls
>>224338272>he has Celtic down to win the SPFLmoustrodamus
Mousey was surprisingly chill and affable during his stream comes off a lot more normal over video than text
>>224338269just waiting for a congolese man with a junglewood mahogany tribal pole to pump her until she forgets how to skate
say hi to milo for us
So glad to have all these foreign flags with a strange fixation on black mens willies here with us today
>>224338280he had the thread open on stream its 100% him
Mousefreaks when's /ourguy/ streaming next?
>>224338340bro's posting from the 8th of trigintember
>>224338340KWABOTY contender
>>224338324Kek he was clearly mentally ill, even if less energetic than on here
What are you gonna do when the under 16s social media ban comes in and you can no longer watch them dancing on tiktok?
woke up with a scotoma in my eye and it won't go away
Mousey's Monday Melty
>>224338364hes a fun schizo who doesnt take himself too seriously, not a spasticated one like heathermong
>>224338391migraine imminent
>>224338404Going overboard hereHe absolutely takes himself very seriously
Tummy hurts :(
surely he doesn'g actually want to have sex with horses
What are mouseys gimmicks
month goes before day everybody knows thiswe just have the year in the wrong spot (it should be first)
is brit #beerstreet or #ginlane
there's suddenly a load of flies in the incelflat so they're obviously breeding somewhere but I can't figure out where they're coming from
>>224338485Mousey's defence lawyer in court be like
>>224338503based and 8601pilled
*enters /brit/*
>>224338503y-m-d is the trvke
going to plays some horizon zero dawn
>>224338530No louisposting
>>224338530Mousey saying 'the stream isn't real, I don't even exist'
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ojNIzmwIIW0
>Brief downtime for maintenance shortly. Maybe 10 minutes. Idk.
started using my docking station again
>>224338559[cittion needed]
MOVE
might pop to the shop, you want anything?
>>224338530just two autistic lads hanging out
>>224338269I think only really young anons are obsessed with her because of her exuberance and her fame for being an athlete.
>>224338603self-actualisation
>>224338603some rigatoni please
>>224338630rigga please!
quit methin' around you guys!
ISO 8601 niggas starting to get ony my nerves will no longer be part of this cult I'm going back to dmy
>>224338590The fuck is that?
Need to trim my moustache cause it's annoying me
>>224338645yeah well enjoy having your files all over the fucking place I guess
just got nipped in the bud?
My entire life is cringe. Can't think of a single period that isn't tainted with memories of embarrassing shit I did.
>>224338603the BIG packet of quavers, you know the one
>>224338503feet and inches are good for estimating anything human or small object size and DMY is good for writing dates because the year only changes once a year so you can omit itwhatever brits are doing using a mix of both and using stones and shit is insane tho
>>224338697yeah but no one else thinks about the embarrassing things you’ve done, they think about the embarrassing things they’ve done
couple rennies down the gullet and it good for me
>>224338677ktim but I am an actual human who murders, slaughters and eats homeless men
>>224338697not healthy to constantly think about random little fuck-ups from the past, better to focus on taking steps to avoid them in the future
Called in sick so I could stay home and drink today
>>224338677love sleeping in a sleeping bagmy quilt is objectively better for camping/hiking but i always miss my sleeping bag when i dont have it
what pie should i go and get
>>224338723Most people have a few cringe moments they regret but they are so rare they don't think about them often. I have nothing but cringe built up over the years, every memory makes me shudder.
>>224338723this is cope i still remember embarrassing shit other people have done years later
seaweed
>>224338746eating a pasty to confuse the clankers
do you think it feels better when it’s going in or coming out?
scuby snax
the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil said she contemplated sitting on my lap earlier but changed her mind because someone else came in the roomit was fun just flirting with her but I'm not sure I can handle actual physical contact fucking hell
>>224338777Same but only if it's really bad, like in high school this girl cried infront of our whole English class because she was too scared to do a presentation
>>224338746whats cornwall doing up there
rorkes fat retarded nose piercing council estate sister posting a picture of a baby deer on her instagram story captioned with "this is me if u even care" or some shit
>>224338798There is no way a woman would flirt that aggressively at work
>>224338798its a bank holiday mate
>>224338801That's not cringe.
>>224338746>bakewell tartin what fucking world is that a pie
>>224338816imagine telling on yourself like this omds
>>224338746Don’t fucking piss me off
>>224338798just think 5 years from now you'll have two kids together and you won't remember what the fuss was about
>>224338798>but I'm not sure I can handle actual physical contact fucking hellwhy, just let it happen lad
>>224338777you know, there’s a difference between remembering that someone did something and you doing something
>>224338830I mean everyone just felt bad for her, but you're telling me you wouldn't be super embarrassed for crying infront of your peers because you were too scared to present?
>>224338816I've mentioned before that my work environment is very informal and 'unfiltered'>>224338823not for me :(
>just let her take your essence bro
mr faustin
was it ever explained why Boko Haram abducted 14 year old girls?the age of consent is 18, that's when women become attractive, so why would they abduct 14 year olds? I don't get it.
>>224338853I would likely go bright red and start getting a boner or something, make a complete tit of myself
im 28 and i dont know how to use a knife and fork
>>224338837>>224338831>>224338804you don't love sitting by the beach in leicestershire cutting into a steaming hot melton mowbray pork by and watching the juicy filling spill out?
> Terence Crawford meets President Zelenskyy in Kyiv and gifts him a Pit Bull puppyLmao
>>224338881is this the face that launched a thousand shits
>>224338889you're supposed to hold the fork like a pen. didn't know that until a few years ago
>>224338906bone girth status?
bored already, might do shrooms
wait. is it bank holiday today? wtf
>>224338917you're going to trigger a fungal emergency
blart what the devil are you doing on that confounded computer tablet device
>>224338932say what you want about him, but you have to respect that on this day there was no "toilfreaks be toiling" post.
>>224338888>start getting a boner or somethingChecked and that's a compliment to a woman
>>224338888Nah you got this, just let it happen. This is a good opportunity.
The Greggs haul
genuinely what is wrong with them
lidl mogs aldi if we’re being honest
>>224338964I'm trans now Homereat my skorts
>>224338981their sandwiches and cakes are bang average at best, the only decent items are the sosij roles and breakfast stuff
realy hope we find aliens in our lifetimeimagine nasa finds a planet that's still in the equivalent of the jurassic period with alein dinosaurs and shit that'd be mental. way cooler than them just being gay and civilised
>>224338989tbf rome's not that far off
nice little berg on the back of the salted caramel cheese
Ate mussels for the first time yesterday. Then had a steak and chips. Had lager and wine. Then I went to a different restaurant for chicken and chips and a milkshake. Then I drank lots of water with an unmeasured large amount of 99% psyllium powder.
>>224339011bigger selection, only thing aldi has these days is they do weird stuff like off-brand swedish meatballs, hash browns, or trader joes stuff.
>>224338989why does every developing nation look like a shopping centre why must browns be so aesthetically illiterate
just woke upwagies have been toiling for HOURS lmao
>>224339017Rousseau wrote of this
getting publicly flogged later because i didn’t maximise shareholder value
lav it
>>224339072dont know what that foreign muck is
>>224339011nopeLidl Plus buries it.Aldi is the only honest supermarket remaining that competes on actual low prices instead of loyalty card trickery
>>224339069if we had to build our cities from scratch now in 2026 they would probably be just as ugly unfortunately
>>224339069they love their shopping centres. gulf arabs visit here to go to the one with the primark in it so much, they put arabic on the menus at the airport.
>>224339069its just mentel isnt itholiest place in their religion and they dwarf it with a giant hotel complex. if i was in charge the area 1km squared around it would be gardens plazas and religious buildings and nothing would be taller than mecca itself
my apothecary takes bank holidays off
>>224339055shat yourself did you
game grumps N word compilation (3:43:56)
got the frasier on
Poorfags arguing over with poorcunt slopshop is better
>>224339138...yh
>>224339120This! I loved Lidl, but the moment they started running ads on tv, just like the other supermaket chains, and later launched the gamified app, i was done. They are just like the other supermakets now.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GrNKArzTfns
good morning
once in lidl i scanned my receipt to get out the barrier and when it opened it plapped the worker on her arse forcefullydon't get that in aldi
>>224339136if i was in charge id bulldoze the lot of it and build a roller coaster park
>>224339154>arguing over with
>>224339176fair
i don't assign meaning to anything, things just are what they are, you should only be concerned with the pleasure or pain it causes you
had to rescue the runts again
>>224339199So be like an animal?
Had a squiz at the greggs menu, christ that food is dire, I know british food being bad is a meme but c'mon lads
think it’s too late for meI’m 26 and never even kissed a girlI think it’s over
>>224339226wrong
>>224339226Go do something about it then. Nobody likes a sook
>>224339217double greggs all the way
>>224339226i hereby sentence you to another decade sat in your room*bangs gavel on your computer desk*
>>224339217isn't it mostly just meat and pastry i thought that would be right up a bruce's street
>>224339214you'll be an animal no matter what, better be a conscious and sane animal
>>224339217how far away is your nearest banjos
saw a nuke or something>>224338650a cat
>>224339226Justo go to London and seduce a nigerin discent woman
>>224339217cor luv nobles amusements me
i think once people get past a certain age they should be cut off by the government. say if you are 90 you shouldnt get your pension anymore you shouldn’t be able to use the NHS you shouldn’t be able to drive and other things.
>>224339245Yeah but bad quality meat and pastry>>224339247The fuck is a banjo's
>>224339245it is indeed he's just being a mong
>>224339245aussies can't imagine an unsauced sausage roll
>>224339255Even if I did it’s still over for me. Every other woman my age knows how to kiss, knows how to have sex and be intimate. I don’t have a clue. It’s over ok
>>224339276Love saucing me sosig roll to some sheila's tits
there are only 10,000,000 people on earth
I bet Emma Watson does very smelly girl poots.
>>224339294get your snag in her bunnings
telling myself 'it doesn't matter nothing matters' hope this helps
what do you know much about bug bunny? eh what up doc
this arse was made for rapingand that's just what they'll doone of these days this arse will make a rapist out of you
Can someone tell me why the British lad who broke an egg earlier is working in Poland for 5 years but can't speak a word of polish?
>>224339245Their national dish is a meat pie and no-one has the heart to tell them that this exact pie had existed for centuries prior (they insist it's a different pie - it isn't)
>>224339314everyone speaks english init
>>224338246thought this was alex malcom macdowel in the clockwork orange at first
>>224339314they don't teach you "i dropped an egg by accident can you wipe it for me" in my classes.
>>224339298how long are you going to keep doing this for
If a girl is telling you she wants to sit on your lap and you haven't shoved your cock up her arse you are just hopless
>>22433933210 more years10 more years
Mousenonce has weird sunken in eyes and Norwood 1.5 hair
>>224339300Aye aye captain
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788087773583379.webm
>>224339268this but all jobless people between 21 and retirement ageyou should be spending your productive years contributing to society not collecting bennies
>>224339331Sorry .. *point* ... egg .. mistake ... Clean?
>>224339349oooo cat fight!! He slagged you off in his stream an' all
>>224339314Typical Brit mentality they bitch and whine about foreigners not integrating and then move abroad and try to turn it into little england. Look at the parts of Spain they live in
Sorry .. *point to her arse .. sex?
Wait brits are migrating to poland now ahahahaha
accidentally closed the tab with mousey's vod in it can you remember me his screen name please?
>>224339357>przepraszam, mialem blad z jajkiemi'd sound like a right mong and if she presses further it's game over
>>224339376That'd be like Australians migrating to Singapore or something else unheard of
>>224339362Not really much to fight about. He's ugly as fuck, drinks mouldy milk and fantasises about shagging animals.
might move to poland, can I take the biomass with me?
>>224339376No
>>224339367That why brits are called whinging poms here, they move here and then complain that it's not like "back 'ome"
>>224339395ctrl+shift+t
>>224339376Yeah nobody wants to move to australia anymore because it's trite, poland is the new land down under sorry mate
すまん卵が落ちますた!!!!!!
>>224339367They move to Spain for the nice weather and the food, not sure where the hypocrisy is supposed to be in that
>>224339409Yet you come to brit to whinge about brits. just goes to show you're the exact same people lol
>>224339376Taxes here are insanely high and they're going to immigrants, people pretending to be disabled, and pensioners. Companies are leaving. Skilled workers are leaving. Rich people are leaving. The only businesses left are Turkish barbers and vape shops. Why would anyone stay?
>>224339412Good, you're all sooks anyway
why is water racist?
>>224339309https://youtu.be/I7n4VTG9Fzk?t=31
>>224339314I've watched some English YouTubers who DO make an effort to learn and speak the language and it sounds just bloody awful.https://youtu.be/4DkcCQWWnHQ
>>224339429Not remotely the same is it
In the park drinking alcohol and browsing 4chan on my phone
>>224339428logical decision
>The mystery of why so many black Britons still can't swim
>>22433943825 metres i couldn't do that. maybe 5 metres
>>224339431Just funny
>>224339445Brits go to Australia and complain (allegedly)Australians go to /brit/ and complain (proven)Yeah only one is real
one more cup of tea and a frasier and then it's time to Get Things Done
Black people have more muscle which is heavier than fat so they don't float like white people
>>224339428I just told you what the fucking hypocrisy isThey bitch and moan about foreigners moving to the UK and not integrating but fail to see a problem with what brits have done to places like Benidorm
>>224339442lad thinks he's speaking hungarian
>>224339438major sub-Saharan empires did not build large ocean fleets. They fear the water god Varuṇa.
>>224339248rossiya have nuked cheadle
>>224339467Keep making shit up in your head to get rattled by
learning to swim involves a significant investment of parents' time and efforts (or money)
>>224339467>(allegedly)not him but it's completely true and you know it mate you people are the most miserable cunts on the planet
Aussies whinge constantly, mostly about the superior ANGLO
>>224338721>DMY is good for writing dates because the year only changes once a year so you can omit itbut the day and month is still in the wrong spot...also you can drop the year (and the month for that matter) in any of the systems
>>224339490I'm talking about you and your posts
>>224339501>you people are the most miserable cunts on the planetYou literally have an oasis island far from anything and you STILL come to /brit/ to whinge about Brits. You can't help yourselves
>>224339512lolI got cucked while playing it platonically
>>224339442it's a difficult language and unusual circumstances are even harder to get used to. i try to use english only at work or at home as much as possible unless it's going to the doctor or something like that.
morning lads. gymtoil soon
charli d’amelio looks much better now she’s chubby
>>224339438>learned to swim as a little kid>got ran over by a car aged 5>spent ages 6 to 8 in a wheelchair>had to relearn how to walk>never relearned how to swim (v. embarrassing since all my friends and anyone else at the pool already knew how to do it)at least I'm not a darkie
>>224339512fairly certain my dad has had sex with 2 women: my mum and my step-mum2 more than me tbf
Vgh, the verdant proddie fields of benidormhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fo9D-u-b6cE
Just looked up taxes in Australia and where the money is going. When you have a system that prioritises its citizens and isn't piss easy to abuse you end with a country like Australia with high HDI and QOL.
>>224339526Are you Indian or vpn
If Mousey got a decent haircut and gained a few kg's he'd actually look pretty good desu
>>224339557100% Bharatiye sir
>>224339508Why can't brits handle facts thoughbeit?
we've got 2 polish women at work
>>224339512he's not entirely wrong thoughI let my mum fill my head with notions of chivalry and go out of my way to be the good nice boy in front of women, and they could smell the desperationthen I stopped caring, started speaking to them with the same indifference as I do men and they suddenly became curious why I wasn't desperate to shag them. you do genuinely have to look arrogant
>>224339526Good morning sir
>>224339477That's not hypocrisy. Moaning about foreigners integrating isn't a universal value, it's a valid complaint about one's own native country being fucke dup by wogs. They quite rightly don't give a fuck about fitting in with Spaniards, that's not their problem.
>>224339535I disagreehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788168663529877.webm
>>224339574What do they polish all day
>>224339567Like a sir
>>224339538>>got ran over by a car aged 5screaming
>>224339574bet you polish your knob whilst thinking about their tuppences don't you.right dirty bertie aren't you lad.
>>224339525this may shock you but /brit/ isnt actually reflective of how people act in real life
>>224339587this is how she made millions of dollars? idgi
>>224339526please come to the UK
oh nonononoNO PLEASE don't bully me stop it stop it STOP anything but that don't treat me like a dog NOOOOOO
any megatherium men in?
>>224339583Leftypol simply cannot fathom this
Has the UK tried having minerals they can mine? That will help their economy
>>224339594unfortunately not my knob
>>224339605please come to the UK but don't integrate
>>224339611too many pakis for my taste if I'm being honest
>>224339594giggled
>>224339616deinotherium for me lad
>>224339634screaming
>>224339548philip ii spinning i his grave fast enough to power all of europe
>18 USD (13 squid) for a fucking paperbackthis shit is ridiculous
>>224339623does coal count because we still have a fucking shitload
>>224339615that is a child
You'd think the UK is on par with Haiti in QoL, the way they carry on
Wow that's loads of coal
>>224339658won't last long with all the coalburners around
>>224339666fuck off cobey
>>224339658Sorry coal is bad now and only poor countries can mine it because of colonialism or something
>>224339567Then you can’t complain. Just get your parents to set u up that’s what u do over there arranged marriage and all that
cobey 2026
We had the industry to build a country like Switzerland but decided to give all money to the biomass and now everyone with a brain is leaving
>>224339653Discworld was so peak all the up to Unseen Academicals.
Nigga button --------------------->
put her in black bikni
>>224339639why's he like that then
>>224339704*smashes it*
>>224339677My name is Mitch
the average IQ in every country is 100
Hope it doesn't start raining I would have to sneak my booze back home instead of drinking it in the park
>>224339696you're staying I take it
>>224339696where are they going? who is richer than the uk?>>224339701only one i didnt like was snuff. seemed a bit coarse to me. he was nearing the end though, so maybe al's heimers had something to do with it
doing breakfast lads
>>224339706What do you do in Poland? What percentage of people in your area speak English?
no audio on mousey vod? :(
>>224339696Can't be many leaving then haha
>>224339719why are you drinking at 10 in the morning?
dont really get how you can let your country go to shit if i was in charge and saw that the country was getting worse id step in and make a change let alone allowing it to continue for decades
>>224339587seriously in need of melination
it's moist and quiet here
>>224339729Raising Steam sucked toohaven't read the later Tiffany Aching books because the first ones were boring and clearly aimed at a younger audience
>>224339674was about to ask why indians are so obsessed with black willies but we already know the answer kek. a nation of 1.5 billion needledicked autists. its no wonder your women are all so fucking insane
someone's knocking on the door
>>224339729YOU.
>>224339763somebody's ringing the bell
>>224339764the us is not richer than the uk
women five seconds after I learn to turn invisible:
>>224339760>obsessed with black willieswe're not white
>>224339730only thing wrong with this is he is covered in dirt
my breakfast burrito is rapidly congealing
pratchett mong loves his pratchett books
>>224339729The UK has the largest rate of rich people and businesses leaving. Most are going to countries with a future: Australia, Switzerland, USA, etc. nobody earning money or running a decent business is staying here. We get raped with tax and it all goes to Timmy's benefits, Tyrone's housing and the boomers pension
>>224339653Alibris has it cheaper, I checked using US VPN https://www.alibris.com/Thud-A-Discworld-Novel-Terry-Pratchett/book/53495588?matches=11
what does psyllium powder do
>>224339776Are you seriously that bored just go to sleep or atleast make your bait believable
>>224339778when twitter added the location feature shit tons of bbc fetish accounts turned out to be indian. theres no point denying it mate the entire world knows you're a nation of mentally ill dicklets
yo creg
women five seconds after Ian learns to turn invisible:
>>224339777heh
>>224339794the top 0.00001% skew it. the average brit is richer than the average american>>224339790us is a shithole in decline with no future until we get these decrepit retards out of office>>224339791seems like a virus link
>>224339802>accounts turned out to be indianthe followers were white thoughwe only supply to the white demand
My life is devoid of any meaning
>>224339741
>>224339806wassup cody
>>224339760mental what an ego boost it was when I bought my first condoms as a teen, picked the medium size, then tried them on and they were too small (in girth especially)
can you do mashed roast potatoesis that allowed
>>224339819I promise you that’s not true
>>224339820you're wasting the bank holiday larping as an indian, arguing about black penises, on a vpn, is that it?
>>224339819If someone is rich enough to be migrating to the USA the average is more important than the mean
>>224339824are you the fella that was on here last week with jaundice
>>224339822HOWLING
>>224339735i work in insurance for m&a deals.haven't done a census but quite high with the younger people. most cafes, gyms, restaurants, even the chemists have english speakers, and the big employers list english as a requirement.it's the middle aged and older that are less likely to speak it. but my area has a lot of foreigners so even the middle aged man working in the corner shop speaks it.
>>224339847
>>224339820easily the most pathetic post i've read in a long while
>>224339744you'll do nothing
drink a cup of psyllium powder and harden up
>>224339780like any good working man should
>>224339844the aussie got upset at a simple jokefunny aussies are always crying how others can't banter but get butthurt themselves>>224339856>the video features white women>the main consumers are white men>it's the jews and jeetslmao
>>224339822lol ktim ktim ktim
>>224339824>8.4%that's strong