Philip Paul "Slayer of the IRS" Burnell edish
God I hate this shit hole of a country, should've never have moved here.
> European Union invites Canada to become first ever ‘associate member’ok we will join it !! ok
nth for the holodem
>>224763919leave then
>>224763919cum to america
>>224763919get a plane ticket home
>>224763895his new card arc can't end soon enough
>>224763919saar you bloody benchod come back to bharat
>>224763930Israel and Australia should join too since they are part of Eurovision already
huaghhhhhhh
hello basterd
*in thick glaswegian accent*CHEWS HERROINE
*nasally stavros flatley accent* top o the mornin to ya
>>224763930Do not. Run away as fast as you can
trainspotting is about edinburgh but ok
>>224763958he's playing metal gear solid again
Choose a bloody good kneecapping
Supposed to be changing the kitchen tap today but I can't be arsed unfortunately.
only gone and pulled the nintendo ds out at work haven't I
>>224764070might put my wii on and play some gamecube games
cockpeed farting
why is the book called Trainspotting when it has nothing to do with trainspotting
ich bin sneed
was surprised at the amount of junkies i saw in glasgow, thought that was more or less over withthey just roam the streets shouting nonsenseseem harmless, would take them over london's... denizens
>>224764081What games we thinking?
>>224764038Absolutely bodied that cunt
might have a wank and watch the harry potter films (not at the same time you sick freaks)
>>224764110thats just celtic fans
>>224764120crazy taxipool paradisessx 3
i'm a catholic in an anglican countryi am literally the most oppressed minorityif I became prime minister, I wouldn't even be able to advise the cofe, but a hindu like rishi sunak can
>>224764110quite sure every city has its fair share of drug addled incoherent nincompoops actually
We all know he's dead, but who do we reckon killed him?
>>224764110thats just scottish people
parents have gone out AGAIN to the supermarkets they only went yesterday
>>224764164come on mate, imagine if he were your son. post more responsibly ok
>>224764164anyone checked on dame lucy letby?
>>224764110it's how they IM each other across the city, walking down the street shouting at every corner like when i'd lose my mum and dad in sainsbury's
>>224764070Didn't toilberg tell you not to play it in the office? >>224764120He should get the metroid or Zelda played, fuck it timesplitters 2 or resi 4
>>224764178she has sent her regards
>>224764159andy burnham is a catholic you pea brain
>>224764199a job well done
>>224764202this oppression will never end
>>224764172If you go every day you can benefit from yellow labels
right well I just saw a man's dangling knobber
Cultural nationalism or Civic nationalism
GIVE BACK ARE NOAH
>>224764134Not fooling anyone emmayank>>224764185You're from Sainsbury's aren't you
Toilberg treated us to lunch as a reward
>>224764253Ah yes, love me some dirt sandwiches
honestly might just go back to bed i slept like shit last night
>>224764253Lovely bit of mud in your sarnies
i want to poo but there is no poo in my arse
>>224764253he shouldn't have bothered
>>224764214The pennies you save from yellow labels are balanced by the fuel and time spent shopping again. Best to buy in bulk but then again I don't tend to eat fresh as they say whereas deano and his missus who are living their best life on finance do
any nincompoopish neanderthals in
>>224764230luxury fully automatic cock wanking heroin injecting suicide booth late stage capitalism for me with PIP and AA and DLA
>>224764248i am not a paedophile
>>224764253Poobarm and crisps, it lush
>>224764308me monke
>>224764200not very satisfying this i want to see the hole
>>224764253feast
emmayank will be delivering a speech over how he isn't a nonce at the /brit/ conference this weekend ok
>>224763933Yeah I guess she's fit but she's not a gypsy is she
Thoughts?
>>224764350What was it lad?
Man in a chicago bulls jersey with a tsco bag full of god knows what has just walked past my window 3 times
that poor little boy probably got abducted and killed by a boatwog resettled on the nearby new housing estate
>>224764393it was quite a feminine looking boy jiggling his rather plump bum cheeks and balls in front of a video camera
What's a 3 year old doing in a playground?
>>224764402Ask him to send some of that god knows what to me, bloody starving here
>>224764388I like big noses
>>224763935And live the life of DSP?
HAHAHA HOW FUNNY WE PUT -BERG AND -STEIN AT THE END OF WORDS TO BE CASUALLY ANTISEMITIC HAHAHA HILARIOUS FUCK YOU
The Jews control Ed Sheeran
Had my third wank since 10AM (2nd one lasted 2 hours though) and I got really loud static noise in my head for a bit there
>>224764413I could be there in 20 minutes. might go and report live for the thread but I won't
>>224764413Possibly fell in the lake is my guess. Hopefully safe and sound though
>>224763935
is this game [spoiler]fun[/spoiler]
Normies put on to DSP because he's on the verge of breaking through and doing better
Why are there multiple DSP watchers in /brit/? Weirdly specific and obscure channel to follow
at some point he's got to be out of mackles to more
i would reply to you if you hadnt used le ironic spoiler tags
>>224764417Deary me, how vulgar>>224764459Honestly I think I've had 4 in the past 24 hours and I felt the need to get a shower and get cosy under a blanket with a warm mug of tea after the last one
>>224764508Of*
>>224764496he's a great lolcow. provides endless entertainment
>>224764508Ok
>>224764493>>224764496phil is the most influential streamer in vidya history
What was the last thing you did or said that had your mates laughing?
never heard of dsp
>>224764521how about you suck of my penis
>>224764164Moolims got there hands on another I see. Wonder if he is feeling the pain of being repeatedly anally raped, or if they've killed him already?
>>224764537he was seething so hard over this lmao
PIRA was only 10,000 people over 30 years.How did the British military get humiliated so badly by them then
>canada to join eurighto then
jesus christ imagine yer nan getting this
Sex pr sex I guess we're having sex huh Oh she's a horse I guess I'm fucking mares yeah
>>224764568great. my once chance to live in canada fucked over by brexit. thanks boomers
>>224764388
>>224764578grow up little boy
>>224764578You'll do nothing ok
>>224764564it was like vietnam but instead of actually achieving their objectives like the vietnamese they lost and northern ireland still exists to this day. also between 25 and 50% of them were informants or mi5 agents by the end
>>224764572Imagine the graffiti
Reckon that anon got called "based" or chad in real life one time for saying "grow up little boy" and because someone laughed at it once they repeat it non stop here or are they friendless losers and it's some r9k thing
dsp is a worldwide phenomenon
>>224764622yeah this is definitely not a seethe post from a sad little boy blaming his elders on the internet for his sad little life
>>224764622just stick to posting about having sex with animals and we'll do the banter x
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1whb7f0/54_year_old_streamer_darksydephil_dies
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789549642876617.mp4POV you are a dog on a walk (at eye level for some reason instead of those sexy thighs)/
grow up is like a spirit bomb in /brit/ terms
started chatting to ChatGPT after never doing so haven't Ijust like nice to inflict it with the little thoughts I couldn't even get a (you) for here like what exactly is living in somewhere like New Addington, which despite being in London is probably more isolated from it than say Watford, and what's that all about
>>224764629Never heard of him
>>224764637Right then you're an old man sitting there imagining everyone here is a little boy then. Cheers freak
>>224764622if you're getting told to grow up non stop on here then maybe stop posting pathetic little boy posts about boomers?
"grow up" posters crying like a little baby at that post more than all their "grow up" posts combined
>>224764609Why was there so many informants
>>224764687grow up
>>224764671Nah I just take responsibility for my own actions, something most people with a developed prefrontal cortex learn they're like 14. I bet you're the freak that microblogs on here about wanking and baddiedems all day too
>>224764671nigga you post about having sex with horses, you cant call anyone a freak
>>224764659More of a "ye'll do nothing" man myself
Reminded of the time I got 'abducted'Bunch of older kids let me play with them and I followed them for miles outside of the street where my mum told me to stayCame home hours later and there was a police car and mumberg was distraught and hugging me and I was so confused
>>224764603well i can't rejoin the eu by myself now can i
>>224764700its literally mousenonce you're replying to
Mmm sex horse s
>>224764568doesn't make sense, it's like when australia is in eurovision
is it true if your pour alcohol on a scorpion it will commit suicide by stinging itself in the head?
>>224764723If the scorpion farm closed or something? All the scorpions outside hiding from you?
mad how that chunkymark is still going
it isn't getting any betterin fact, its getting worse at an alarming rate
If I have to call about a service or anything customer service related and hear an accent I instantly hang up It’s just not worth the extra time and hassle it will take with a foreigner
>>224764723Not sure, you've got scorpions over there right? Go try it and report back?
bet scorpion tastes nice
test
ChatGPT just did the entire COMMAND I told it to do with a video and then instead of giving me the video it said I'm out of free uses and need to do it again at 11PM
>>224764758Bizarre
>>224764577
>>224764361GIWTWM (in the chair)
>>224764795This one just ain't it boss
My mum isn’t poor but she always buys the cheap own brand crisps and they are fucking disgusting, properly winds me up The same with biscuits
Hello my brit niggas
>>224764781yeah i'm back after a 3 dayerone of the tamer things i have posted, just doing the gimmick really
>>224764750Who dat>>224764756We need some sort of solution, one that would solve the issue permanently, a final solution if you will
Why does everyone always sperg out whenever food is posted? Doesn't matter about the quality, people just go mental regardless
>>224764787Don't like her
bought one of those wireless android auto adapters. the chinese are going to hack my car haha
>>224764820wg1
>>224764828the mark of a dullard is having strong opinions on food. it's especially runtish when they do this over ready meals.
>>224764828We have a standard that has to be met you stupid cunt, only peng food can be posted NO exception
>>224764815Aldi crisps taste more coarse, like they're using rougher spuds, and the bag seals are often fucked up so they are soggy. Grim innit.
>>224764821janberg read your other posts and just wanted you goneive done way worse than that
Piss or shit I guess I never shit huhAnd if I shit, then I'm probably gonna piss huh
By far the most disgusting cheap own brand product by far is Cereal Once ate Tesco own brand cornflakes and was genuinely one of the worst things I’ve ever tasted and I’ve ate spunk
>>224764556Don't think there's many Muslims loitering around Brantham, Suffolk mate
The black man
co op salt and vinegar are great because they slice your mouth up and sting youor at least they used to
>>224764820What's poppin boii
I bet they look at all my posts and think I’m a right weird cunt
packet of sainsbury's own brand prawn cocktail crisps relocated to my digestive system
>>224764795Even as a vegecuck I think it's just not worth having the richmond imitation bacon, just rubbish.
love her
remember that gold leaf vodka that folk said caused micro tears in your throat and got you drunk faster
>>224764821I reported this post lol, just in case you go out and do it The Belgian mong supposedly posts what he posts to stop the voices so yeah
>>224764849more likely that someone reported it. mods don't browse these threads.
Wish we had bit but a version that people can post fit nude women webmsThe world needs more nudity
creaming
thing is if you shop at aldi you end up having to go to another shop anyway for bits and bobs because they either don't have some things or their version is bad
ChatGPT completely fucked up editing a dog leash into her hand
>>224764910>>224764914just as i suspected. not sure how you think getting someone banned would prevent them from murdering though.
>>224763935on the one hand dsp is a retard that keeps doing exactly the same thing even after being punished for iton the other hand it seems like bad game design for the game to kill you for going off the correct path for 5 seconds, unless there's context i'm missing where it's clear that isn't the right way
>he actually served his banstate
I've fallen for it again. Got chips from the canteen to supplement my incel sandwich and the lad gave me a massive plate of them and I ate them all and now I've got a tummy ache and feel fat and slow and sluggish. Going to be a rough 3 hours to survive before I can go home and blubber out on the sofa.
I'm becoming a podcast mong
I was banned for NSFW just doing the "repost it but smaller" gimmick while the original was still up.The Alysa Liu spammer was on a madone reporting everyone that day.
>>224764944Zieldy is a retard that can't evade rangebans so he just goes back on to the UK IP
>>224764905Yeah, it was a marketing lie i reckon. Gold leaf is too soft to cut you innit
>>224764924It would just be gayporn and horrendous gore. There's a reason we stay here.
>>224764944sorry i'm not solving captchas i only post here with my 4chan passalso it's good to take a 3 day break from this shitholealso this post seems like admitting ban evasion if i'm honest
>>224764968yeah of coursemad how gullible most people are
crazy how the covid lockdowns quite literally ruined my whole life and now im a friendless jobless hermit
>>224764983>paying to post on 4chanState.
>>224764933yeah if i go in lidl i have to go in sainsburys as well
I just took a three day. Wasn't banned or anything I just hate this place but am hopelessly addicted to it lol
>>224764991you're paying with your time. ever heard of time is money, povvo?
Wait, you mean to say most of you mongs on here are microposting about your life and posting bradleys all day every day, filling in captcha? lmfao
>>224765011No. Bye.
>>224764991kneel before me mortal
the legend of zieldy: tears of the gherkin
>>224765022I like captcha it's made me notice mistakes and double-checked im not doxxing myself before
Went for a walk over lunch and bumped into the lad that used to bartend at the localWe exchanged pleasantries and went our separate ways
>>224764986Imagine how gold flake was pood into the ocean from it all. Or if you drink a full bottle you have a glittery shit coooorrr
I think 4chan needs to introduce something like GAMSTOP so you can go on it and choose to block yourself from 4chan for 6months, a year etc
>>224765054Tell us more
>>224765073no fuck off
>>224764692same as the mafia. threats of life imprisonment. to a lesser degree bribes and disillusionment looking back on it the ira chief of staff goulding said "The notion that the IRA was going to rise up and free Ireland was a ridiculous pipe-dream, for the simple reason that we never had the support of the people north and south to do it"and he was right they were never going to bomb a million protestants away
>>224765054He was probably thinking 'who the fuck was that weird fucker just then'
one time i was in a hotel and the hotel wifi had a 3 month ban because of someone on r9k making off topic posts
I don't think most people understand that the vast majority of the dialogue in Dostoyevsky novels is supposed to be satire and comedy. He thought it was funny to write pages and pages of endless dialogue from weird characters who were absurdly religious and gave long-winded replies.
>>224765011And/or it's $20
>>224765061Ofcom has moved on to establishing a licence system for the internet where if a company does not gain one then it will order ISPs to block themSo 4chan will be blocked within half a year
>>224765111last hotel i went to had an all boards permanent ban for advocating for children having sex
>>224765132You've been saying this since 2024
>>224765132Two more weeks
>>224765084Yeah but it’s different the mafia was just a criminal money making gang there’s no loyalty there. The IRA was for the Ireland and the Irish people, becoming an informant for the brits you’re effectively turning on your own people and country
Rorkeskolnikov
>>224765116Never read any. What's the most famous one and is it any good?
Speaking of $20. I might get 2G of ketamine and ask a girl if they can't trip sit me so I can manifest being a dog. Or give her 1G if it's a prostitute and she brings needles and a condom
>>224765159gp
Eaten nothing in two days and I'm too weak to get up now
>>224765146no i only said that now because the licensure system was only announced last week
Might start wearing a collar and stopping bathing myself so a girl can adopt me as her pet and clean me and brush my teeth
>>224765153most people's political ideals don't stand up when they're staring down decades behind bars and their family suffering for their choices
>>224765176do this all the time me. get a bowl of cereal or something
>>224765132>>224765146>>224765149Poo screaming
Can always tell when someone's brushed my teeth. It leaves an awful ache in them
>>224765193hitlers did
>>224765167Can you film it? I tried to use ketamine is a going into books machine and got pretty good at doing the right amount before reading harry potter books that the immersion was intense, worked to a lesser degree with audiobooks but it was too easy to just mong out and not pay attention. but then I got permatolerance and a damaged bladder and now I'm not allowed to do it any more
been 22 minutes since I made an offer on ebayyou reckon he's seen it yet?FUCK this is stressful
>>224765197Too far away
>>224765178The licence system won't work anyway, because everybody could just hop on a VPN and access the websites that the ISPs had blocked, because ISPs cannot see outgoing traffice from a VPN server. So the either the VPN provider itself would need to carry the licence for every website, or the government will have to just remain retarded about the issue and nothing changes
£5 says Joolz off of Joolz Guides is a regular browser of /brit/
>zoomers won't be allowed to post on 4chan, but will be allowed to get groomed in discord voice chats by "come here kitty where's my hug hehe" Yanksthanks ofcom
made a few posts in this thread but didn't read any of the replies x
>>224765215Might go to Norfolk in December for seal pupping season
>>224765206he didn't really have a family and he wasn't most people
>>2247652154chan blocks vpns
>>224765207...nh I'm not going to film the illegal prostitute giving me drugs
>>224765153and who gave them that mandate on representing what was good for ireland? the pira never once had the support of the majority of the people of ireland. sinn fein didnt even overtake the sdlp until 2001
>>224765243Illegal prostitute??????
get the norfolkian seals popped
>>224765178and its going to happen within half a year is it?
>>224765236germany was his family
>>224765239Looks like you'll have to fork out a whole £20 for a year of captcha free posting and VPN posting then wont you?
>>224765215Oh my days, he's been done yet again
>>224765268Won't do it
Yeah I'm sure this place will survive if you have to pay $20 a year to see mongoloids post about black cock
got a pass but you'll never see me taking smug pride in it like some of these freaks. i dont even know how to put that little clover next to your name
>>224765268got a fresh one myself. lost my 2017 one
>>224765230twitter is who ofcom should be blocking
>>224765301sorry just figured it out. changed my mind, i'll be taking just a little smug pride.
>>224765073Just said how's it going I remember you said you're going to work at X place, he asked about me and my mates and wished each other well>>224765093Horrible cunt
Ms Rachel has issued a Fatwa against Ed Sheeran.
blocking my arsehole with a plug, sick of this pooing business
>>224765230no it will be illegal for children to go on discord
Women love giving dogs medicine don't they
>>224765287>>224765296I'll probably not be posting if I'm required to pay and use a VPN.
requested invites to buy those new pokemon anniversary ETBs and got one, don't know anything about pokemon and feel like I should just sell instantly for a profit but opening packs is gambling and I love gambling
>Scotch producers fume over legal protection for English whisky
>>224765264You're going down for this
>>224765334Mans on poo strikeHe refuses to poo until he sees a united ireland
>>224764990ktim lad ;_;Im still seething over the covid hysteria. All the government insiders knew it was bollocks and borrowed loads at low rates, took advantage of the furlough scheme (the yanks actually published their furlough claim data unlike us) and the business grants and loans
>>224765381Blobbywobblybloobybobs!!!! :3
>>224765373i love vagueposting
>>224765392>How can I make this about unions and politics
Balkanise France NOW
>>224765403
>>224765422Alri mossad
>>224765412Sorry I couldn't think of a reason as to why he was on poo strikeI will do better next time senpai
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I regret to inform you all that I am, in fact, autistic for seals
Am I solving captchas de lads?
>>224765472:)
wish me luck lads (also waiting on minnie idol at 17.15 for £2k)
Bros gay for pay
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpHQdjgyV6Q
united pooland
>>224765557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yNRPzn2Ptw
>>224765557Filthy gaijin
whenever there’s a gap of a minute or more between posts i immediately think “ofcom must’ve got them”
>>224765213fuck YES he accepted
>>224765627It's gone quiet again, the lads must've been posting on their lunch break... Might go heat up some beans
Freshen ya drink guvna?
>>224765453after an extened peak into eating disorder twitter this pic has me assuming she's gonna b/p(binging and purging -bulimia)
>work in nursing home >Old Irish man with dementia >Admits that he may or may not have been in the ira >Tells me he once blew up a government building and fled >Says he can tell I am Irish >Also once told me that Ireland will be whole again
sat on the toilet
>>224765757
>>224765736Yes and then everyone clapped
>>224765768Not gonna lie people in these nursing homes admit to some terrible shit some guy admitted to shooting someone in the knee caps and insurance fraud from the 1960s also someone admitted to fucking a hooker
>>224765766think there's something wrong with him
how do brit bros search for BBC shows and documentaries?Everytime I try they start showing porn
>>224765816This never happened me once all unless you put in porn terms jeet plus bwc is the thing
India moment :/
>>224765539Hope you lose
you have no fucking idea how much potential you have
>>224765848
>>224765848Thank you based anon :)
>>224765848i know i have potential to continuing being the alcoholic incel loser freak i've been most of my life
Why is tiktok sending me so many videos of chinese women lighting alcohol on fire and chugging it?
>>224765880bet he has a really big uncut cock
>>224765902and i'd like to suck it!
If you go on any porn site and set your location as India, half of the recommended tab is just AI generated blacked porn
You lot are using YouTube revanced aren't you?
>>224765921screenshot or liar
>>224765930just go do it yourself nigga wtfit's a couple of clicks away
>>224765942porn sites are banned in Indiablacked is banned as wellblackedraw isn't
>>224765921Roaring
blackedraw > blacked
>>224765954>blacked is banned as well>blackedraw isn'tI feel like with as many people as you have, you should probably be encouraging condoms instead of rejecting them
>>224765954Seems like a very specific thing to know buddy
>>224765954Ffs
>>224765954you lot are fucking weird matei was just making a remark based on what you said earlierwhy would you know that
why do you “niggas” always have to bring up interracial porn then
Any white man that has ever visited a blacked or adjacent website or specifically sought out their videos shall henceforth be hurled into the sea. You have failed entirely at life and do not deserve it's precious gift.
The Jews will never trust the Indians fully, because they are so submersive and populist/Nepo
>>224765995You're using a lot of words for a gay little faggot?
>>224765968our birth rate is below replacement rate matewe will be importing Africans soon>>224765971>>224765977>>224765985eh, I read it somewhere when they were discussing porn site ban in IndiaI don't care who fucks who as long as the women are white or asian
>>224765985>you lot are fucking weird matefor banning hardcore pornography? think you westerners might be the weird ones here
Need a smelly Indian girlfriend
>>224766036>>224766036>>224766036
>>224766023Refer to my earlier comment about how most of the porn they have recommended for their country is AI generated blacked porn
Instead of doing the work I'm supposed to do, I've cracked a tinny and am thinking about lying on the couch
