Page Hall edition
live near a known dogging spot but I don't have a car
Hello all. Welcome to the new thread.
Timmy is in his top shagger arc xhttps://x.com/TimmyUk/status/2102010813166858375
black lass on richard osman house of games just guessed that there are 67,000 full driving licenses issued by the dvla
>>224904046hao lin
women are lovely
E - 1 = > 0(My posts = E)
>>224904046based
>>22490405167 screa,omg
>>224904051the most brainlet of game shows
>>224904046fucking hell Tim
>>224904038ask your mum to give you a lift
I want my twitter account backthey just took it i didn't do nothing
>>224904046Need Timmy...
>>224904074could do and tell her to take a walk for an hour or something
One year. One entire year. And what have we learned since then? Nothing.
woman walking down the stairs and her breast going boing boing boing
>>224904046fucking scre
Actually reading Harry Potter because there's this Chinese lass in my class I want to pump silly.Chinkies love Harry Potter.
didn't see an image of this on the imageboard
>>224904063lovely and silly
1 of my posts = 2 posts (E - 1 = > 0)E does not equal 0 because 0 of my posts =/= 1 post (I'm the main character)
MA + MB = 0
>>224904046screaming
>>224904063they're performative, cruel and whores
>>224904103tim is so desirable
>>224904111my answer came out to 5
hoooot
>>224904103still got it
>>224904111M=0A=0B=0
US and China are developing the most consequential technology in the history of mankind while the Eurangutans are trying to bait a nuclear war over some slavs
grow up
there's no way Tim has any sort of libido
ehhhhhanoetoohhhhhsaaaaaademoanata
>>224904094Test?
just heard a “nigga” hoot
doing my best
>>224904161t. old man cock expert and probable SSM fanboy
>>224904161his car bame wanks him off every night. why do you think he loves scoring an early bedtime?
*EW is furiously typing*
>>224904175
it pie night
E = 0 =/= E - 1E - 1 =/= - 1 =/= 0(E = 0) - 1=/= 0...
>>224904187>his car bamewhat this fella >>224904144
>>224904153ma'am your nipples.......your nippy naps........your nibbie noobies.......they're coming out of your shirt ma'am
what's the rec amount of poo per day again
probly wouldnt want a care bame to wank me off every night but being offered would be nice
>>224904175>jassica>i am a singlehuman trafficked much? >_<
As merry as the days were long, I was right and you were wrong.
>>224904210these tiny homes are out of control
>>224904223it's ai
going insane
Fucked rorke in the bathroom then we went to dinner - his parents at the table and wonders why i'm bitter.
as a 100% heterosexual geezer I'm developing a crush on a non-binary person
>>224904199
>>224904161I've seen him shoot ropes multiple times. In his kitchen
well thats tonights kino sorted
>>224904204E - 1 = -1 (E - 1) + 1 = 0
get bent
not much choice at 5XL-6XL
>>224904255how about not being such a big boy
>>224904248this is what led to rorke's fixation with "black pussy"
probly wouldnt want a care bame to wank me off every nightbut being offered would be nice
gyaru jk sextortion manga idea rattling around the ol nogginbetter get it on paper so I can be published in the beano>>224904255*slaps your big belly*
>>224904255Try this
Kill all women and minorities
>>224904248ai
>>224904255choose a salad
>>224904290if you like, it's about 10 years old that webm
>>224904046get in there tim shagging my attractive girlfriend with my excellent durex featherweight condom
You're missing out on (You)s when you post a link. Take a screenshot and post that instead.
charlie kirk looked like that mr. boss nigga from smiling friends
>>224904310this is Employed Woman btw
>>224904251She's back on the YouTubes?!Thought she had her one thing that was only for fans, as it were.
>>224904329you wish tilde you fat nigga
>>224904251>2 hour long YouTube videoWhy not watch a fillum? Something you can share with others?
>>224904285>jk sextortionyou mean jujutsu kaisen right? not joushi kousei? right mate?
golden brownpoo from a bum
Guess what m,
many such cases
>>224904330corr how many clubcard points do you get for that
I'M BATMAN
>>224904248id pay her to do this to me (while wearing latex)
women are absolutely lovely to look at and chat to and spend time aroundthe reason you waste so much of your life seething about them and calling them evil is that they rejected youif you used that energy to improve yourself and not act like a chud you could solve this
>>224904330rorke's gran asking the tesco wee paki fella for a "threadripper"
>>224904366Go on then, what film should we watch?You smelly ghoul.
>>224904366Won't affect me if I watched it (I won't) but can you imagine how many ads are packed in there as well Probably more like 3+ hours for the plebs
>>224904404aura loss
Would
>>224904415
>>224904430she doesn't have ads she has a patreon
oh he posted the same image but small this time! what a hoot! comedy genius!
>>224904399ktim
>>224904439She's fit (didn't zoom into the image btw)
A COMPLETE WOKE JOKE
get these shops supported
we're in
just finished my teaanyone else finished their tea or just me?
>>224904418>wingcringe>liger tailbased
>>224904466leftypols da bottom middle
BAKE OFF BEGINS TOMORROW
>>224904487had mine at half 4
>>224904439I didn't get it in 1984 where they redact all the newspapers or why they have taken away the accept button but,
>>224904470luv tat me
>>224904446>she doesn't have adsYes she does, that's a complete lie on your part. Tested it with uBlock off and immediate ads (which she CAN turn off).
wish I had a gf me
>>224904494where the FUCK is connie from
Guess what
>>224904443nowt wrong with not wanting kids, one could even argue that it's the morally superior option considering how perverted the world is now
Remember newspapers?
feeling a wave of mania coming ongoing to work so hard for the next year of my lifeit’s all good from now on
mum opened my amazon parcel
Okay that's everything i can deleted those screenshots now
>>224904495early bird>>224904527paleolithic era by the looks of it
>>224904527Cornish Aboriginal
>>224904513new hoes is like new clothes once you bought em you wish you never got em
+1 to my postscounts
if i lived in england i'd want to live in york ok
>>224904530That's what they want, though. You're under their control by proxy
>>224904443she's based
+2 to my postscounts
little slice of heaven
minister of school girls
>>224904251her only good vid was the lord of the rings hobbit production breakdown
>>224904592True. *Sits next to you*
>>224904592get a proper polytunnel built, that things going to blow away in a stiff breeze
>>224904592They look like marshmallows ok
>Indio Police Department investigation that alleges Lavie stole from someone at an Airbnb in Indio in 2025, taking more than $10,000 worth of property from the person’s Tesla, according to police spokesperson Sgt. Abe Plata. The theft, he said, was caught on the home’s surveillance footage.>After spending time with Lavie, the victim reported missing a Rolex worth $8,600, Louis Vuitton sunglasses worth about $700 and a Louis Vuitton card holder worth not quite $2,000, Plata said.Queen
>>224904399begone sademonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9G85w-e2cc
>>224904251she's one of the most obnoxious people on the planet and i'm legitimately saying this as a big fan of women and asians
>>224904579
Guess what,
>>224904443Every single generation, from the first protozoic cell, through every step of evolution over 4 billion years, an unbroken chain, only for her to break it. A life of no import, or consequence, or place in the majestic tapestry of life on Earth. It's sad.
>>224904637BUBBLEBUTT x
to win against the globalists you must find a fertile basedwife and pump out an army of chudlets to carry the flame
this is for my niggas that get high on the regularthis is for my bitches that get high on the regular
UfTsholhjllnln
>>224904623lmao those people are probably doctors and high paid engineers or some sort and zoomniggers think shes robbing oil barons hilarious
much to think about WOW
>>224904466fanny shmelar top right, matgeek bottom middle
LATINA TEEN BUBBLE BUTT BOOTY BITCHES!
TRUMP TO MAKE ALIEN DISCLOSURE SPEECH TONIGHThttps://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2102044890733449541
Women are evil
leftypol with an Axel Rudakubana poster on his bedroom wall
Just found this town but its not really a town its loads of factories like Ukraine or Russia ok
>>224904642life uses the shotgun approach its not all contingent on her
>>224904466"A COMPLETE JOKE (because i don't agree with them)"
>>224904693Its to distract you from the war and the Epstein files
supporting garyseconomics new tv showsupporting ricky gervais' new cat netflix showsupporting mousegod's streamsupporting /brit/ creators
>>224904685work said we might get astra next year - thinking of replicating mouseys brain and placing it in an eternal state of torturous pain.
>>224904693pro wrestling angle
>>224904693holy desperate
>>224904685Bro vibecoded some straight up shit!
>>224904685mogged by 20 year old company
>>224904443blue eyes will be extinct in a 100 years
News in black mirror universe: YOU MUST EAT CHOCOLATE DAILY!
>>224904700the che guvara of mle generation
watched five minutes of mousenonce's stream and he literally says "thaaat's cwaaazy" every other sentence
mad i grew up eating something called ready brek
black mirror was alright first couple seasons
>>224904745and babybel
>>224904718YOU ARENT SAYING YOULL DO THINGS I LIKE ON ME *unsheathe gun ($400 mini uzi)*
>>224904578not sure 'they' give a shit if you procreate or not mate
>>224904745>>224904762we are just dutch offspring aren't we
how do you all feel about the fact the internet is largely third worlders and children who hate Brits?
whats lancaster like?
got a blowjob off a fit escort earliershe swallowed my loadking shit
Me on Mock the Week: Some good news for the lad from school that didn't go uni and never left his hometown: there's a new Inbetweeners film coming out!
+1 to my postscount
>no football for the next 3 days>no club football for the next 3 weeksoh my DAYS what is the mandem supposed to do
>>224904799you need urgent medical help with your brain mousey
i'm not a boy
OPPRESS THE WELSH
>>224904795lancastrian
getting into the groove
>>224904745What's the point of instant porridge? it's just 1 dl oats, 2 dl water, 3 minutes in the microwave.
>>224904806Second generation iPod Touch didn't have a camera you fucking mong
>>224904816Need a blowjob machine VR headset 4chan +1 to my postscount and IV heroin and coffee and fish medication
a woman never truly loves you
>>224904833i need a vibe. i need an energy
did my dissertation on /brit/ culture and im not 6 years out of uni without having a job
>>224904823was reading about longshank's conquest of wales yesterdayI had no idea that the final prince of Wales (Llewelyn) married the daughter of Simon de Montfort, the man who kidnapped and imprisoend Henry III (Longshanks' daddy)mental thatthey had a daughter and she had to live under hosue arrest for her 55 years of life in Lincolnshirequite grim actually desu
>>224904063*starts rubbing thighs * Wouldnt mind sticking my iron in her sandbunker if you know what i mean
>>224904845your filthy unwashed smeggy nob would break the machine
>>224904745mmmm ready brek with jam, the chocolate one was fucking grim
+1 to my postscounts 3 times a minutes
what do irish people look like?
what the fuck is a dlalso >waterdirt bag
Got the Norwegians on the ropes>>224904496
>>224904868Look at this >>224904858 for something to aim away from
what no pussy does do a mf
>>224904774top yourself cuck soygolem. exactly the sort of self-hating rats we don't need in this country
>>224904878I wash my penis Not cleaning my room I need a girlfriend
>>224904046roar
>>224904896basedsnow monkeys btfo
>>224904869just go back uni innit
the hog is coming he's cominghe's here nowoh god nothe hogit's the hog!!!THE HOGNOOOOOOOOOOSAVE ME
>>224904902mine is just cute asmr girlsx
>>224904922Me as the lion *rawr*
off to the sloppy diarrhoea rimming meetup now speak to you lads later
>>224904858I also was recommended that "Britain's breixt labels are about to disappear" despite having no recent history pertaining to history and not knowing that guy from Adamwhat gives?
mouseys anamorphic fantasy zone
anyone seen my pet hog?
Guess what? (Not a dog shit post this time please), ...
>>224904977aye
>>224904934and do what? my Masters on Mikeynomics?
Working on myself and landing my first ever GF at the precocious age of 29 years of age :)
>>224904979Cold potatoes aren't hot
>>224904986a community banking visionary to be vindicated in due time
>>224904907no :)
>no :)
>>224904704I'll show you a shotgun approach in a minute if you're not careful.
>>224905016what?
i have begun dating a 57 year old woman (i am 31)
>>224904028scream
*slides into brit*OPPPRESS THE WEEEEEEEEEEeeEeeEEEeLSH!
Srfifigiohh
Had a mental breakdown and trooned out because a 6 foot tall goth girl rejected me and called me a hideous unlovable freak
>>224904083
>>224905064alright tadhg calm down we agreed no more ruckus after last time
>>224905083They do that to themselves. Prison of their own making, so it is.
+1 to my postscounts 1
Timmy's last tweet will be>... attached to life support machine ... about to die ... picture of me wearing my excellent glasses watching Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on SkyGo in sideroom in hospital .
Thread is much better when there's no yanks about
>>224905061interesting choice to use a second pair of glasses to help show he is playing two characters when he could have just used no glasses for the second character also the cuck shit is a bit odd
say thank you mr jolani
+1 to my postscounts 2
screamington-upon-hull
weeee oooooo weeeeee
>>224905140made for it
>>224905140oh honey no what is you doing?
>>224905151They're just regular legal migrants now :)
>>224905146Yanks are fine with the exception of malaponte and gingernonce
>>224905134how are his glasses excellent
>>224905140bit grim to buy a bra from a charity shop isn't it?
is that......boob???? TITS!!!!!! BOOOBS!!!!!! AWAWAWAGHWYGAHWYGAHHHHH!!!!
We still don't understand almost anything about the nature of reality
>>224905181No especially if you know her cup size and buy her a size too small to wear at home
accidentally wrote screaming instead of lol in the group chat
don't like when owners pull on the lead when their dog goes to sniff something
>>224905186These men are predators. sacked tranny is a predator.
Do Asian massage parlours offer sex? Or just a handjob?
>>224905186
mums doing the “so what did you do today?” Bullshit so got to start making up bollocks to make me sound productive
>>224905230sc
england, ireland, scotland, wales, cornwall. five fingers like a fist and we got this pygmy thing in the channel islands.
Once I said scranning a poo out loud irl and my elderly neighbour must've heard it I'm sure
>>224905231just a tug
don't like to as owner to pull on the lead when their dog goes to sniff something
going back in time to have the least favorite member of my favorite band inject me with heroin?but then what if I'm od and then he start trying to touch me up and then my favorite member of the band come and knock him out?
Vibe.
herbie hardcock
>>224905240Don't entertain idle NPC silence-abusing chit chat. Give them nothing. No response, no acknowledgement. Watch their systems falter and their bodies fucking SQUIRMMMM
>>224905240alarm bells ringing but at least she still thinks you can still do something. its when she stops asking you need to worry
>Cornwall
>>224905258>To do heroin Oh you can travel time and doing heroin is something you would think twice about? There wouldn't be a downside to it. If anything you could go to see your own death and decide then
>>224905268well "rock it" means having sex fuck
>>224905247And what of the Isle of Man?
Remember the troon spammers are mousenounce tier freaks who post as a cope for repressing their dysphoria or their crossdressing fetishes
>>224905240ever tried being productive instead of being a waster and a humiliation?
What is up my niggers?
dark by 4pm soon, won't be able to see them
>>224905267never understood this one is he deleting the dating apps?
>>224905293I'm not going to die
>>224905240So she asked you the question already, you walked off to the computer room to make this post and now you're going to go back and tell her what you did?
>>224905247Isle of Man? Channel Islands?
>>224905303Honestly just done nothing and all of the "dress up like a dog here's how, and women do it to you" has all presented itself to ME so if I wanted to do it and could it wants me to do it (and women do too)
take it to the balls bitch
woke can't stop me
having some potatoes
I love mousey so
>>224905332Do heroin then! Wahahahaha
>>224905341I did English at uni and I still can't parse this schizobabble
>>224905323No. The dating apps are part of the vibe (going on dating app dates). Try this one on for size instead.
growing potatoes by the score
I'm an enigmatic, sensitive and mysterious loner
>>224905359Do opium then and fetch me some in a big gold cup and let me lick it out of your hands or vice versa I mean my paws (it's your culture except the last part I added)
>>224905310Nah not really>>224905334I’m not an old man who posts from a “computer room” I’m in the living room posting from my telefono
Mousey smokes 2 packs of fags a day yet showers only once or twice a monthJust imagine the smell
heard new iphone has this verified by apple photo thing that proves photos are real and not ai manipulated and so dating apps are soon going to reject any photos that aren't using verified by apple photos on them and ebay will use it to prove that people aren't scamming sending fake photos. I can imagine it becoming very hard to do anything online without this, nobody will believe any photos unless it's apple verified.
>>224905376he's going to dress up like a dog because women want him to you idiot
>>224905385im confused again these are visual representations of objects on a screen are they? not real objects in front of me??
>>224905376can't get a job either haha
Had a wank at lunch and just pulled up my boxers and got on with my day.
>>224905376Approached it in a taoist way and did nothing. It all came naturally because it's what I should do, I'm literally a dog
>>224905385what mental illness do you have that compels you to post the same images every day for quite literally years on end?
>>224905408lush
>>224905403ok is laudunum ok? <3
>>224905411apple changing the world yet again android mongs crying themselves to sleep
>>224905429
then he niggered away(nigger nigger)til the very next day
This nigga is imbibing milk of the poppy
>>224905444trips of BASED
>>224905426Hate it when I micronofapmaxx and don't jerk off for 2 hours then just think until I get a boner and I cum so much that it all gets on my leg instead of shooting into the tissue or getting wiped off my dick (urethra)
workman came in today and drew guns on me, i put him down with the 45 and buried him in my yard with full christian ceremony as befits a man of his stature
why do camera phones 3 of 4 lenses not just 1
>>224905436Will have to ask your equivalent of a rabbiOr do it to rabbits and have orgies with them first (rabbits are a symbol of sex sex)
do they have other ages
>>224905501Those make me frightened :(
kind of miss my cold and all the snot i was producing just drenched into thousand hankies. was a lot like cumming
I want to feed rabbits opium and love bomb them
>>224905389shake your head girl
Christianity is just a sect of Judaism
>>224902527>>224902527
>>224905510ummington umbots
>>224905493more efficient light gathering, better quality image, improved aesthetics than a single big lensfirst two are reasons they dont build giant radio telescopes and instead build lots of small ones
