>>225008311
sir slippy g

sir raped bame

steve gerrard gerrard
he slipped on his fucking arse
he gave it to demba ba
steve gerrard gerrard

>>225008311
i remember him,he slipped and lost the match kwab

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nth for the gyaldem

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I'm deleting my 4chan images folder
Hundreds of frog images, collected over many years, gone

forgot to buy cheese for my tacos
was only planning on a bokkle of wine tonight but now i'll enviably buy a second when i go back to tesco for cheeseblatt

>>225008370
what's enviable about that

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>>225008368
why?

>>225008368
no pls, post the frogs so I can save em

>>225008368
ok but could you post something actually next time ok?

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>be born as an attractive white female in a first world nation
>throw it all away
just how retarded was this bitch

>>225008370
inevitably

hoping the Belgian poster is making a suicide attempt

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>>225008359
Wrong file*

>>225008387
I'm moving on. Gaining a clue

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The number one lesson to be learned from this is that the powers that be will NEVER again allow a challenger to try and replace the elite redshirt clubs (Arsenal, Man United, Liverpool) at the top of English football.

They invented a political excuse to destroy Chelsea by removing Abramovich, are going to drop a nuclear bomb on Man City over this, and the rules they have set in place ensure with 100% certainty that any other "new money" teams like Newcastle or Aston Villa will never be able to break into the title-winners club like City and Chelsea did in the 2000s and 2010s.

We will look back on this as the moment when England officially became a league akin to Spain or Scotland, where you simply have two or three teams (in this case Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool) who are the only ones with the means to ever win titles, and every other club are merely also-rans.

Is this really what neutral fans wanted?

>>225008405
this but for this poster >>225008406

>>225008406
Yeah people look more attractive with this camera view and less attractive with the opposite view

Sir Clue Gainer

got hit on the the first time in years at the pub
unfortunately she was old (upper 30s) and a bit fat
still felt good though

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>>225008409
i'm looking forward to your ascension

>>225008438
nice bro

>>225008421
Do us a favour and gargle horse cum elsewhere

we play bulgaria or some shit in football
dont care lol

im the ummypops

Gyaldempaedo is a ghoul that goes unnoticed but if you really think about it, obsessively saving thousands of pictures of random ewhores probably makes him the single most prolific stalker in human history

>>225008417
>Event
>Never
>Never again
>We will
>This is what will happen
you are so easy to manipulate and this is why
you CANNOT keep living this way

fucking twat made me post in the other one

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welp i guess that's summer over then

>>225008417
Rentboys Chelsea did it before City and got away with it ENTIRELY so let's ignore everything after that first paragraph thank you

>>225008518
need this localised on my bollocks

>>225008514
grow up ffs

>>225008417
Shitty customer going off like shitty aren't part of the big 6 cartel :skull:

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>>225008518
it's so fucking over

The parasite wants you to post in /cum/ so badly now that he's brought you here. You're poison, cancer

> elite redshirt clubs
> man utd
lmfao

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>>225008406
based
>>225008417
sorry lad this is a red team country

>>225008518
bet my arse would be like that after a bbc pounding

Got gifted the Jamie Oliver cookbook, don't like the recipes

>>225008421
gp

Thierry Henry

never posted in /cum/
they seem like an odd sort. not my type of people at all

>>225008581
well you're not our type of people

>>225008520
Chelsea didn't get away with it. They couldn't punish the club based off of any rules broken, so they convoluted a narrative that "Abramovich has ties to le heckin evil Putin!!!" as an excuse to sell it off to Americans whos explicit aim is to bleed Chelsea FC dry and keep it non-competitive as a sporting entity.

>>225008593
booba

>>225008558
odd post

>>225008593
This one was literally made for me instead of the kitsune or obviously fit bitch

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wew

wokened up just in time for titanfall 2 to finish downloading

>>225008581
you are welcome here x

>>225008610
>Rentboys Chelsea didn't get away with it
A paltry fine/transfer ban is getting away with it, next

>>225008631
nonce

They should dock Man City points from previous seasons. Award league titles to the runners up. Then make them come out in full kit to receive the trophy and pose for photos
>Well done lads. You've earned that

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>>225008610
he did have ties with putin

>>225008581
right well that doesn't mean you can post here

>>225008637
literally 19 years old mate

>>225008558
https://files.catbox.moe/0x7i7w.mp4

Went to the store to buy the niccy pouches
Got carded because I shaved my beard yesterday and I look like im 18 now

mourinho is friends with putin

>>225008673
doesnt make it right

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We at /brit/ likes those videos of robots malfunctioning ok

>>225008679
should quit that stuff lad

good to know the seeting arsechud who posts on /sp/ posts here too

so umm
THAT just happened

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>>225008634
thanks mate
>>225008604
>>225008650
ive always been accepted in /brit/

>>225008707
Objectively hilarious video

cockmogs me

>>225008631
potentially um

>>225008716
why is that good to know?

>>225008635
You're not very bright, are you?
Tell me how many titles have Chelsea won since Boris fucked over the club by forcing Abramovich to sell in 2022?

>>225008649
Any Russian billionaire does. There is no evidence he is a supporter of Putin's regime though, at least not in its current form. There's more of an argument of Abramovich having deep ties with Israel's government than with Russia's.

>>225008311
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

>>225008707
scream

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Also caught a fookin fish in addition to the fookin turtle

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me reading /brit/ at half 6

>>225008742
He was forced to sell due to being Russian. That's entirely separate to Chelsea's charges you UTTERLY THICK RENTBOY ANUS-POZZED MONGOLOID CUNT.

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>>225008707

>>225008755
>putting a fish on a towel
I hope you're eating it as it probably won't survive being put back

chelsea won more european trophies in the 90s before abramovich than arsenal have ever won

>>225008673
a 19 year old child

>>225008755
GG, what kind of fish is that?

When’s the official /brit/ watergate then? Like when does it go from somewhat usable to complete shit?
I’d say around 8pm

>>225008793
You tell him
We'll talk Chelsea here since on /sp/ you get banned for jt

>>225008817
3pm when the neets wake up

>>225008817
you mean watershed

>>225008800
you are a rentboy who sells his arse to attend matches. literally just a queer who gets shagged up the arse hole - that's you

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tim you dog

>>225008841
baited for this exact reply

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>>225008803
A catfish

>>225008858
do you reckon he can still wank or is he too monged out on drugs?

Tim's X is clearly being used by some other cunt at the same time, I don't find it entertaining nor clever, likely it's that Kane mong who /brit/ and /britfeel/ went after years ago

>>225008872
doesnt look like a cat at all

>>225008858
the man is a player

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>>225008858
lol

>>225008890
christ what a fucking unfunny post

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dancing down sandford lane..you don't see that much anymore

>>225008793
You are completely misunderstanding my point.

If Abramovich had been the owner of Liverpool rather than Chelsea, do you seriously think he would've been forced to sell?

The whole thing was overblown because the club he owned was "not the right sort" and the establishment saw that as an opportunity to punish them after the transfer ban didn't work.

>>225008872
Nice, I've never had catfish I think, you guys fry it in America right?

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>>225008885
>>225008889
>>225008894
>>225008906

>>225008889
Doubt it’s Kane anymore. Seems he spends most of his time making shit music and crying cause his girlfriend from back then left him

finally got a robocop bonus but I'm 200 spins down

>>225008906
honestly you can kinda see why a rack like that would need a bbc

>>225008951
gp

>>225008932
wish i could shag a wheelchair bird. imagine just flinging her legs about any which way you need to enter her

>>225008910
wasnt supposed to be a joke. it was more of a comment, really

>>225008951
>>225008966
Spainlard

>>225008966
no im not agp

>>225008980
Had one match me on Bumble once, she was mostly disabled but she was far too creepy and had a lot of bush and it scared me away

What's wrong with Australians ?

>>225008932
>make up the camp bed Babatunde, I have a guest coming over

>>225008850
grow up mate its all gay sex with you no wonder they call you the gay gooners

going to have a bowl of frozen fruit to chill out a bit
got a bit angry because the hoover is loud

fing iz yeh

wivvout city

wed be best teem in world. me an me spursies

>>225009009
pleb

just want to let you all know what i will be back focusing on compound lifts at the gym again.
thanks for reading x

Worked very hard at toil this week so today there isnt anything to do
Reckon T-berg will let me leave early

I am from Britain

Hurt my back or something and the pain is going right down to my groin making my bollocks hurt

which soccer team should i support as a yank

>>225009058
good

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>>225008401
To quote a mate of hers "she fought long and hard but, life threw so many difficult things at her"

She uploaded baddie tier tiktoks and that but under the hood she was messed up

*walks into the thread with a menacing look in my eyes*

>>225008951
*starts uppercutting you multiple times and throws you out the thread window*

>>225009009
*hits you with body blows and throws you into >>225009010, sending you both flying

>>225009014
*hits you with a running dropkick that sends you bouncing off the wall, and back into my fist, sending you crashing into >>225009015*

*beats down >>225009051 and >>225009052 at the same time with multiple body and head blows, sending both flying out the thread window*

It appears I have won!

I will be back again to lay a beatdown. Expect me soon!

I only bloody went and got a cute british-chinese gf lads
heading over to hers for the weekend, first time as bf/gf

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Lads!!!

remember that asian lad who raped lads but he actually was quite cute which he could have had them all legally which means he just enjoyed raping

>>225009110
ok

>>225009110
Everybody wants to top an asian nobody wants to bottom

>>225009084
>life threw so many difficult things at her
unless she had cancer or some terminal disease there is nothing she could have been going through (considering she's an attractive white woman) that is 1% what the average /brit/ poster endures daily

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>>225008921
Gwarn mark show dem how it's done

might migrate to /cum/ if too many of #them come over here

>>225009088
ok

>>225009089
wouldnt it be mental if she was even british

chicken tenders, chips, and beans
beans poured over the chips
bosh

At what age do you begin year 6 in the UK?

>>225009110
https://vocaroo.com/1a34iyaT7mAj

>>225009084
Mad how women can do whatever bizarre things they want on camera and get lots of attention because they're peng and we all want to shag them

my life revolves solely around eating and pooing. I am the /brit/poster

All the things i read are cirrhosis this and pancreatitis that. I just wanna drink 12 beers a night for cripes sake

>>225009089
send her a message asking if he knows Rorke.
she'll love it

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say wallahi bro say wallahi

>>225009089
Shes literally touting for illegals

>>225009156
10

>>225009088
>british-chinese
Nice, does that mean half and half?

Sir Gacha Dailies

>>225008593
Watching her beat the Godskin Duo with ground slam Ash of War was an brazy

>>225009110
imagine how much poo was involved sticking his willy up the holes of loads of straight lads drunk and unprepped for arse sex

>>225009087
Honestly great post.

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>>225009191
ktim at 8pm

>>225009156
Does Google not exist in America

Get the wogs KILLED all of them!!!!!

>>225009205
maybe he was just a scat fetishist. shouldnt be punishable with jail time

if i remember right he had the same name as that fox

Chelsea and Manchester City are cheats ok and yet for some reason Diego, on this most holy of days, is au fait with football but refuses to even comment on it all

if you live in antarctica and stick your bum out the window while doing a poo will the poo freeze partially in your arse

>>225009218
I'll have what he's having

sorry guys no wacky antics today. Dr House's patient died. Dr Cameron might have euthanised him

whole timeline shitting on city

>>225009249
dont know what au fait means

diego has been on excellent form today

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garden gnome

>>225009278
>tf
you'd be gone too, i'm afraid

>>225009300
with milk

Dr House

no one bum should have all that poo

>>225009319
if that's what it takes

Will be making burgers tomorrow and the only appropriate cheese for that is American slices

un cafe au fait s'il vous plait

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>>225009314

>>225009342
Ein Kaffee mit Milsch, bitte

voulez vous pisser sur mon visage?

>>225009350
downtown dhaka looking very grim

benchod hours is it?

>>225009350
All arsenal fans

think i have an infection that wont go away without antibiotics but everyone knows the ordeal getting dr appointment so guess i'll just wait and die of sepsis

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Stockpile inventory check at my newly purchased first home on a busy main road;

4 tins of sweetcorn, Aug 29
8 tuna in sunflower oil, Jun 31
2 basmati rice, Aug 28
1 pasta, Jun 28
2 chickpeas, Jun 29
2 kidney beans, Apr 29
2 tins peaches, Aug 28
2 Meatballs in tomato sauce, Jul 29
Tinned ham, Jul 29
8 packets Ainsley Harriet soup, Sept 27
2 packets cuppa soup, Jul 27
Honey, infinity
12 pack toilet roll
5L bottled water

Sausages
Finger Rolls
American mustard
McCain home chips

Remember when they introduced the 5p plastic bag charge to try and get people to recycle more or for supermarkets to switch to paper? It’s now as much as a pound for a plastic bag in some shops. The few that offer paper bags also charge for them, despite no legal obligation to do so. Curious.

>>225009350
If I lived there I would move

>>225009385
and why've you got that then

>>225009390
corrr get it all shovelled down your gaping gob lad

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>>225009084
So many incredibly difficult things at her so many times*

>>225009137
You know how brookie/employed women larps about his mental illnesses. Well Katie had it worst. Just look at the deep scars and cigarette burns on her arms and hands should be enough to suggest she was in real pain

>>225009159
Just cute aren't they. Autism balance had Katie bumbling in a few of her skits, very cute. She'd trip up in public too bless her heart

>>225009350
Yeah Tommy says if those lot sing the anthem they’re just as English as him so what’s the problem? Pack it in fucking racist

weird how the government told us to stockpile and not a single word has been said about anything running out of stock or panic buying. Also as if the government just wanted to stimulate the economy with needless consumer spending

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>>225009385
Good stash. Keep adding to it

when the happening happens the first places I'm going to loot are houses on busy main roads, as they have very easy access

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Hello, Leftypol. I heard you were talking shit.

>>225009171
Me on the right lmao

Golden lights, displaying your name
Golden lights, its a terrible shame
But oh my darling
Why did you change?

>>225009413
You are not normal fella

>>225009438
go for the newly purchased ones. they're likely to have lighter security

>>225009385
lil bro is going to be eating sweetcorn with chickpeas and rice with ham for the next 5 years

>>225009438
if there's any houses with little frail neeks in them, you could release some tension into their bums with your winky

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>>225009350
grim ngl

>>225009413
She's hot. Did she ever get tits out?

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>>225009191
Skippa Skippa

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watchin footy is gay

Un café pour moi, et un croissant chaud pour elle

whats the point in stockpiling i will literally rip your doors off and find you and eat you and take over your house if there is an apocalpse

why do americans act like all white people are from georgia (the country)

>>225009472
what? i don't think we've got them in costa, pal

>>225009385
>>225009430
Angel delight has a long shelf life and you can mix it with water btw

Wasn't expecting this lore development from new house mong

>>225009483
innit
if society breaks down I'm just stomping the little runt next door and taking his food

>>225009463
Yes but the videos are really hard to get hold of. There’s 5 known of. I have one (1)

every single one of these "london street brownoid events its over.webm" has a "Mr T's" shop in view. Beginning to think its part of the AI programming.

>>225009413
she's made for the beeb

I’ve been watching these rise of the foot soldier movies very good I have to say not Oscar worthy but enjoyable and fun still

>>225009498
angel fucking delight
now that is proper bosh
need to get the strawberry angel delight stockpiled in case of war or neek rapes

where can I find mentally ill goth women that would like to have sex before their inevitable suicide?

It's just jokes about liking that girl btw lol
Anyways, time to shower

just kicked my nan up the arse

>>225009532
in your mums bedroom

>>225009471
Trve
Real wotanic aryan men watch boxing

>>225009532
at metal/alt rock or techno parties

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>>225008311
>>225008747
lemme do a quick rummage through the ole meme bin

Watching dog training porn video

>>225009508
if the apocalypse happens i'm just laying down to rest. death will be a blessing

>>225009488
Dont know how the term "Caucasian" came to be used for all white european descended people in the united states
Recently I was talking with a black who used the term in that way and I told him I am not Armenian, Georgian, chechen, or Azerbaijani and he looked at me like I had a third arm

>>225009446
>he says while posting on a gay porn forum

maybe leftymong was right, maybe the russians really are coordinating a years long cyber campaign of demoralisation in the west. Can't say it hasnt worked can we? Look at the state of us, some of you are absolute husks

how much morphine can kill a man and you reckon it hurts?

>>225009597
Buck broken boi with no Faustian spirit left

>>225009563
Thoughts on Trio Bulgarka?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7C6yCx_aiY

>>225009608
Yeah and I suck dick so what
They call me the throat goat so what?
You are not normal

when i was walking home earlier i saw a girl shouting at an old man and calling him a paedophile because he was filming her, but he was saying no actually i'm calling 111

My stockpile isn't for an apocalypse, lads. It's for when the rolling blackouts happen and food supply crashes due to Russia invading NATO and Iran blocks oil exports. The government have been quietly warning us to stockpile for months now. They know something is going to happen soon.

>>225009613
lil bro doesnt know what faustian spirit is

the apocalypse will be great
>wake up
>find someone to rape
>rape them
>kill them and eat them
>find some booze
>get drunk and sleep
>repeat every day

>>225009532
You're supposed to save them

>>225009612
Off the top of my head? Either 700mg or 400mg for opioid naivie (or blacks)
Like 300mg codeine

>>225009630
>>225009609
Get a fucking grip x

>>225009511
Post one on gif please

apocalypse happens, i'll have one last wank before throwing myself off the tallest building i can find

>>225009639
>eating your cummy leftovers
vile

>the SKY is FALLING!!!!!!
state the chicken little cunts rn

>>225009089
Lovely golden blue

>>225009626
Never said I was battymans, it's always been part of my charm x

Why you're bringing it up is bizzare tho

>Russia is losing in Ukraine because it has an inadequate army stuck in the past so they're getting their shit pushed in lol third world country
>Russia is going to invade a NATO country in a few months time and is a massive security threat to the continent of Europe they want world domination and they could kill us all
Which is it natomong?

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what a freakish looking woman

>>225009515
is Mr T's pizza good?

>>225009612
Did you ask this because AI doesn't respond
>>225009631
Wogified goy
Husk of a man
Broken by the world like a girl because couldn't handle it

>>225009700
why are you being mean

>>225009701
just don't ask him to get on no crazy plane

don't really know what to do with myself tonight what are you up to gyaldemlad

>>225009692
You sound rattled mate not rattled are you oh no

>>225009720
LOL a team

>>225009716
sorry

>>225009621
I like them, Yanka Rupkina died earlier this year rest her soul

>>225009704
What does stoicism have to do with doing a deal with the devil retard?

>>225009699
War is currently happening and you can join either side. You don't

>>225009385
>>225009430
This is a small glimpse into the grim lives you two lads lead.

so what is that anon's opnion on the robocop slot?

>>225009699
Russia's threat to Europe isn't conventional land warfare. It's destroying our internet cables and shutting down our financial systems. Small drone attacks and other stuff like that. The already recently tried to bomb an airport in Germany I think it was but the detonation failed.

>>225009621
How do you know them? Are you Bulgarian wife lad?

Any sane and rational man would defect to Russia the moment a war breaks out. Sure its a poverty stricken hellscape nasty society, but the safest place on Earth in a potential nuclear conflict is in the wilderness in Siberia

>>225009743
Is it really grim? It's literally just a single plastic storage box of tinned. Stockpiling is completely normal in most of Europe.

>>225008885
if that old man can shoot ropes then so can tim

>>225009783
Im sure you will fit in just fine in the jewish autonomous oblast

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>>225009727
Alri lad, I'll be watching the footy tonight the on X for shitty news and info probably before I sleep. Ah I've got a gacha event to I got to do aswell. I need to a few teams for it

>>225009728
I'm chill, but I really need to go to the store and be back before the football

>>225009774
The Danish intelligence service reported today that Russia is planning to attack a NATO country. Its just contradictory nonsense, is Russia a joke or is it a mega threat to the west?

Went through Coventry and Birmingham on the train before

Absolutely apocalyptic levels of smug biomass detected once again

Britain is finished

>>225009778
Love are Kate Bush and they're a big part of her Sensual World album, which happens to be my favourite.

>>225009813
I never said I was moving to New York

dad near enough cheered when he saw that migrant boat being cut

>>225009846
Sir mamdami expelled them to southern Florida

guys i just realised i can’t shout
I can try but it just comes out like pathetic
Does this mean I’m a fag
How can I change it

Covid wasn't that bad yet we still had panic buying, empty shelves and supply issues with some people fighting in the aisles.

But no, stocking up on some food so I can avoid all that when war or climate change inevitably fucks things up is craaaaaazy

>>225009861
Is there anyone in your country that isn't moving to fucking florida? Whats the appeal of that shithole?

>>225009639
reality: you are the victim that gets tortured to death until old age