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KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA
>>225020837
i am only going to vote for anti AI candidates in this years election
good edition
>>225020837Can't tell if that pattern is Indian or Indian
>>225020837I kinda wanna have one of those. What does this mean?
German americans, Japanese Americans, and italian americans are OWED reparations for when the united states government put them in CONCENTRATION camps!
Jewish housewife on the prairie
>>225020851Samefag OP
FOUR SCORE AND TWELVE MONKE AGO WE RETURNED TO MONKE OOK OOK ACK ACK
>>225020863el stupido
The BOOOCHIEEEE one is better>>225020838
>>225020867trying to figure out why this is a bad thing
>>225020845Lmfao
>>225020877that is one deeply felt monke
>>225020831
Imagine her seducing Hitler before ww2 and it all being avoided
>>225020863nope and the op monkey is OC I made him 2 threads ago
>>225020902>op monkey is OC I made him 2 threads agobased.
>>225020858It's a surefire sign she's a giant whore and there's a 90% chance she has an Onlyfans
Pure jew with turquoise eyes
also, Wes Craven's take on that Japanese internet ghost zombie invasion movie, was it Pulse? Around 2003? That is cracking horror, and the Romero movie, and the Snyder take, and the Savini take, those are certified GOLD.
>>225020919why did the mushroom wojak get mass adopted by trannies so fast
>>225020926For me it's Dracula 2000.
>>225020919Fpbp
>>225020919>>225020935
movies*also, Session 9, that is the best thrillery, indirect horror movie ever, it beats Jacob's Ladder, feat. David Caruso!
>>225020942that was better than Hammer horror, it was a respectable 90's vampire B-movie
you know what the difference is between you and me?i make this look good
>>225020968a daring synthesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6VwYu0xVeA
also, the Keanu movie where Al Pacino says 'yer nonna's in hell, and she's developed a taste for gaba gool!
>>225020990BLOOD STAINSSPEED KILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PJZk0zR5k
cheated on my diet had a gigantic meal and washed it down with 8 percent ipas gutbergs not gonna like this one
>>225021043Judging by that album cover I'm going to guess that this is either ska or punk rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zf1JVmwuao
also, the Howling, that's a better werewolf movie than An American Werewolf, it's really creepy the first time around. There's a low budget movie called Bad Moon which is also great, and Silver Bullet is a classic, I read the pictorial Steve book as a kid, and the movie is even better!
All leafs are Indian until proven Chinese.
dead threadall the normalfags are out normalfagging
>>225021087I was gaming
the opps mad angry but idc
also, Polanski's early Hammer parody The Fearless Vampire Killers is both like a Wes Anderson precursor and creepy as hell
>>225021098do you like poles and poland
niggas be gaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2IBMQIjDo
Arkham City was the last western video game where the female characters were specifically designed to be sexy
I guess you could say it has a Max Ophuels tint, non? Also, Abel Ferrara's The Addiction starring Lily Tomlin, that turns pretty macabre at the end. Also, I've always been a fan of Del Toro's The Strain, that is straight horror kino should you ask me. I've even read the novels, and that was cause the series was originally delayed.
>>225021117do you have to be sexually stimulated at every waking moment
>>225021112I appreciated their literary achievements even early on
>>225021133would be nice
>>225021117>Arkham City release date: 2011>Undertale release date: 2015
>>225021133these days I don't get sexually stimulated unless I see a girl getting spit on while two guys are in her pussy and asshole at the same timeBut I still like looking at cleavage
that starcraft trailer is pretty kino, i dont give a fuck about starcraft or rts or s in general
Now that we have drank some beerLet's go drive a car
>>225021157>I don't get sexually stimulated unless I see a girl getting spit on while two guys are in her pussy and asshole at the same timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH3SJh3_jIE
I also read The Walking Dead comic before the series ever came out, and I leafed through it in disgust at its' soap opera content even back then
>>225021175I stopped reading the comic after Rick dropped the "We are the walking dead" at the prison
>>225021170I'm not taking life advice from freaking Nazis, thanks
>>225021167WOAH HO HO HO, STOP THE CARWE'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY CANT YOU SEE?
>>225021167
They had the walking dead comics at my high school library. They also had the death note manga
>>225021194This dude got sentenced to decades in prison, not smirking anymore!
>>225021185I must admit, I got at least as far as Shane rubbing his head, because I just consume horror media blindly, except for slashers
>>225021202he will be out before hes 30 he won
>>225021202drunk driver off the roads along with a bunch of pajeetssmiles all around fren
I want her to throw up in my mouth during a kiss
god damn i wish i could play the latest goyslop
also, this spooktober, I rec Waxwork (1988) and Relic (1997), which are not as unsettling as the movies I've mentioned, but are just great fun, like a mid period Spielberg movie! But cheap!
https://youtu.be/oXkegHyURbI
also, Leviathan (1989), that is the best Alien ripoff ever, and is somewhat scary. Starring Robocop!
>>225021213something about anime alcoholism really appeals to me on a deep level, feels like something i'd need sigmund freud's help to figure out
>something about anime alcoholism really appeals to me on a deep level, feels like something i'd need sigmund freud's help to figure out
Started wondering if my high school oneitis ever has her mind wander to thoughts of me despite her being happily married. Came to the conclusion that it's very unlikely.
>>225021294Best not to think of these things
>>225021293you can keep posting that from trueuglywomen but at the end of the day i'm not a woman so it really doesn't do much
>>225021167Lol how much did you have? In my area like half the people on the road are a little tipsy at least. Some are definitely not safe to drive but they're good at driving drunk
>>225020926I hated that movie for years. The J-horror remakes from the 2000's sucked ass compared to the originals.
>>225021314It's a song. I've personally had 375 mL of beam but I got nowhere to go
>>225021324Hot take: The Ring remake is better.
Recall one time I left the bar drunk and felt like I backed into another car in the parking lot but I just left instead of checkingNothing ever came of it
chips ahoy fudge filled cookies are scrumdiddlyumptious
any fixes for insane mental illness?
>>225021406Lobotomy & electric shock therapy
>>225021406zee zucking of zee blood of mooortals. BLEH!
>>225006571Funny thread
>>225021406 religion
asked chatgpt to make a soyjak look photorealistic and it said im violating its rules
>>225021406Making better choices, not consuming mental junk food
>>225021437Oooooo you're in troubbllleeee
>>225021442i just wanted a realistic meximutt and cobson
>>225021437MR GPT, SEND HIM TO SAM ALTMAN'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED
I don't use ChatGPT anymore because I made it have the persona of a soulful 1920s blues singer from the Mississippi Delta as a laugh but now it won't stop even after deleting that conversation and resetting the custom instruction
i had to censor the mexican eagle to get it to work and then chatgpt readded it what the helly
>dead thread at 10pm on a Friday nightis this the normie general or what
>>225021523its 1am
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>>225021528EST fag
>>225021546pendejo
>>225021543so true
>>225021543
>>225021523Listening to music
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>>225021589dont... do that.
>>225021543>>225021582Kek
>>225021587Based, I'm getting high and listening to Metallica: https://www.youtube.com/live/1fz60gNnSdU>>225021609thstharhaerhjk6sthsrth5y45y4shrthshfh>>225021613gsrgsrgttrssrthtsthsrhrtsh?????????????????????????????
>>225021589Understood, commencing operation gock
IT'S KOTURDAY
>>225021658It's 10:15 PM PCT.
both sides of findom are equally pathetic
>>225021523Everyone died
I don't really think gock is that funny.
>>225021716i think it's gocklarious
Found your mom in my video game
dead gen
>>225021781Normie general
misery never ends
Need my face sat on by a beautiful woman
my ass is moist and fragrant right now
No one chooses Iowa
i have the greasiest nose known to man
The last Metallica album was so bad it didn't have one single good song on it
>>225021854post schnoze
>>225021859dave won
>>225021874you guys would immediately start calling me jewish if i did
>>225021902well are you?
doctor zaiusdoctor zaius
Just turned my fan off for the first time since May.
>>225021928you didn't turn it off when you left the room?
>>225021909im an atheist
>>225021947No.
>>225021949so are most jews
>>225021859 Which one was that?
>>225021961Google is your friend.
>>225021994I don't know how to use it
>>225021994no it isnt. its EVIL!
>>225021859why do many albums only have one good song?
bitch niggas
>>225022082give an example
>>225022084
its crazy that some us a celibate involuntarily and what can you do about it? nothing, it cant be helped, brutal
>>225022102
>>225022140nigga has shrek ears
>>225022140is only smells
>>225022140he can hear the smells
whatever happens, happens
/v/ catalog is absolute shit tonight 90% tranime/nintendo slop
>>225022188c'est la vie
Took a mighty piss, fed catberg, & grabbed a Vanilla Coke.
>Wisconsin frat leaders arrested after 30 pledges found in filthy basement, injured and covered in condiments why cant zoomers handle hazing?
>>225022222
>>225022221>not dying of alcohol poisoningsounds safe to me
>>225022227common /brit/ get
>>225022227mousepedo won't like this
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>>225022263agreed
I wasted my childhood drinking.
>>225022263
>>225022290WHAT A LIFE
>>225022272>>225022328rlsgnlnvldknlndlnvlkznnvxznlksndlnslznvnxzlknvxlzknl lajnajvlanfvdjvzd.vsdjvnasdnjnk
I don't understand how photons can exist with no mass
fucking photons, how do they work?
>>225022370>it's light and stuff innit
the children yearn for the mines
its a shameful thinglobster head
>>225022440Wish I was this white.
>>225022466exactly nothing of value was lost
POOP so hard muhfuggers wanna fine mefirst nibbas gadda FIND mepoopin' so hard nibbas need remindin'
>>225021259bitch need her asshole ate like al jarreau
>>225022483wow you're cool
>>225022466phwoar sad to fink no wun will shag her arse ever agen
DAT SHIDD BROWNDAT SHIDD BROWNDAT SHIDD BROEN
just added two new words to the filter list
>>225022548umm you spellled diss wrong
I keep smashing spidsrs insee around in my arena but it doesnt seem to be affecting their morale at all
>>225022588your arena?
>>225022548also add shidd
>>225022576>>225022592thank you, I'll add dat as well.
>>225022588i like spiders. only insects i activrly dislike is carpet moths and housefliesi should dislike silverfish coz they pests that eat stuff like fabric but feel like they look cool and reasonably confined to like toilets but nay change my mind just sad to cull dem coz they look coolspiders cool. why kill spiders. they nice and eat udder pests like moths which actually danage your home
just saw a racoon walk by my window
>>225022619good doors song from album LA woman
>>225022619
>>225022617Theyre grozs and they eat like one bug each week or so i can kill more than that in ten minutes
might watch an anime
I don't like spiders because they're too short, they're missing an entire middle section other bugs have. Imagine if your head just came out of your stomach, no neck or anything, that's how a spider is like. And their mouth parts are little retarded baby arms that's creepy too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA_u636BH-I
I love when I get in a 4chan argument and some other anons join me and dogpile the other guy.But I'm thin skinned so when the reverse happens it makes me upset
>>225022872
i know this is going to upset a lot of snowflakes in this thread but i'm gonna goon now
devouring ramen
>>225022872Can't really have arguments on 4chan anymoreAs soon as the schizotypal zoomer on the other side of the monitor has some neurons fire and realizes you don't agree with it they just start saying unc is crashing out or calling you brown/gay/tranny/jew/reddit/whateverOr my favorite they just make shit up out of nothing
goodnight
>>225022935
got poop on my breath
>>225023033been smoking those poop cigars eh
done gooning
completely gave up on women
>>225023093that was quick
>>225023033i feel you, lately my coffee breath has tasted like literal poopoo and i don't know why it suddenly changedwhatever tho, it's the problem of whoever decides to speak to me
Bitch touch my dick
how do we deal with the fact women wont have sex with me
My name is Anthony Fuck
the song when you were young by the killers
i've been an incel for the last 3 months and i might kill myself if i fumble the goth asian baddie i've been texting
>>225023322Your virginity is about to grow back. Better hurry
Momberg is seething at me because I took a shower at 3 A.M. I don't get it. If I don't shower every day, she starts this act of wrinkling her nose and pretending to gag whenever I enter the same room as her. One time after only two days of not showering she said I smelled like a turkey farm (not true I checked I don't smell like anything really) and put on this big performance of begging me to go shower. I know I don't usually smell bad because I don't leave the house or sweat ever. I've even tricked her sometimes by turning on the shower and not getting in it, just changing my clothes, and she never notices. And now apparently I have to only shower during normal workday hours or it's a big nuisance. Why can't normgroids be normal?
>>225023344you stink
>>225023344Get a job
>>225023344how much of a light sleeper is she that taking a shower woke her up
By the way I still hear her pissing and moaning about the water bill downstairs. Even though its cheaper to run water at night.
Oh, right, I forgot. Normalnigger sexhaver tourist general.
>>225023344you and your mom are autistic
>>225023413Take a shower
I was miserable before I realized I was no longer happy
