latex edishold: >>225039360
Public indecency subedition
gavin zimbabwe
>>225040817son how old are those foids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDMz5RL-wvM
i hate it when i build up some good thread momentum right as there's a new one
why is the word "worshiping" spelled with two 'P's (i.e. "worshipping") in britisher "english"
i am going to bed now
>>225040803should a water provider be allowed to cut off service to areas that are too remote to be profitable?
that is a man's intestines
this cant be our normal swedelad with the horses posting please can the jfs limit themselves to one poster per flag in /brit/ and make it clear when another is covering if they have called in sick for their /brit/ shift
>>225040852idk how do you spell it in your nation's language?
hold me nowi'm 6 feet from the edge and i'm drinking x
What's the news in Britain? Anything interesting over the past week?
>>225040852what do you worship?
there's a Terraria YouTuber who sounds exactly like this dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBTa7Xopu9Q
I had a schzio moment and my shirt or something smelled like someone else Wish that stuff was real, so I try not to indulge but that made me think of it
imagined myself in the position of a woman having sex with me and cringed
invited for another pokemon 30th anniversary tin on amazon wahey
would love to get reverse blacked by motsi mabuse
>>225040849what is his face conveying what is this facial expression
Catastrophic disclosure ends everything xLet them panic and lash out in anger x
assuming the gay porn stance
>>225040886we're bringing drinking back to the football grounds
>>225040886yeah
>>225040836
son why would you post that
>>225040866im the new guy what do u think
some bizarre posts being madethink you boys have been on the booze
send the boomers and neets to ukraine
>>225040869worshiping
On the vapes meWouldn't usually but tonight is special x
>>225040901send them flying x united nations knows the score x
Saturday night challenge:Record a vocaroo of you saying the following>run>car>snow>pen
>>225040852it's for consistent pronunciationexample: kidnaping vs kidnappingkidnapping has an obvious pronounciation because the double consonant forces the preceding vowel to remain shortkidnaping might be pronounced "kid nape-ing" if you didn't already know how to say it
>>225040948What's special tonight chairman? x
>>225040862water is vital to life whereas transport is notbesides there is nowhere in the uk that is "too remote" to access and it's been like that since well before the cuts
>>225040866CC me in and I’ll touch base with HR on Monday
>>225040817Great thing about hitting 40 is you can chat these girls up and they let their guard down.
im allergic to mushrooms
>>225040817how is this legal
>>225040958Millie's a good English girl. Loves her HP sauce
>>225040910Was it not allowed prior? Seems a bit weird.
>>225041001why
>>225041001grow up
https://vocaroo.com/1cD6LiclkN7h
>>225040958she got a armpit fetish?
please help me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDZdrAaqYtY
In a few hours the world changes forever x
>>225041001lmfao
I know exactly why its the case but its still insane to me that almost none of the trans panic has been applied to trans men compared to trans women
Corrr
>>225040927just a likkle bokkle
I am Emma Watson’s personal coprophage.
>>225040964he got pied by a disabled bird from his part time job after posting like she was a sure thing
arrisa riu
>>225041001there ain't mush room for people like you I'm afraid
>>225040954LMAO, nobody listened to you. Vile freak
>>225040976>water is vital to life whereas transport is notboth are public utilities and are heavily subsidised accordingly. just because public transport isn't vital to life doesn't make it not vital. there are massive secondary economic knock-on effects that come from cutting off sections of the country from the public transport network. even the literal victorians understood that mobilising the workforce increases their output>besides there is nowhere in the uk that is "too remote" to access and it's been like that since well before the cutsif you have a car, yeahsure you can just say "well anyone who doesn't have a car should just die", but effective and universal public transport is better for car users as well because nobody benefits from congestion
>>225041054they're a very invisible demographic
Mad how Tommy Fury got an Indian grandad kek
>>225041056>it's realhttps://www.iceland.co.uk/p/iceland-energy-drink-flavour-chicken-wings-500g/55913.html
>>225041062>simping over some 55 year old bongess for 10 yearslmao
>>225041088tommy curry
>>225041054they don't exist at most they end up non binary. elliott page is a psyop
might book my yearly haircut soon
>>225041054because men are physically threatening to women, but not the inversewhat's "insane" is that you chose to not understand this to make yourself upset
>>225041088He looks it
ow OW OW OW MY ASSSS MY ASS
I'm bleeding from both hands and I don't why x
>>225041054trans isn't an issue any more. it was ended by this
>>225040954https://vocaroo.com/1cD6LiclkN7h
>>225041088not really. My grandads Hungarian
>>225041090Course it’s real I just fucking posted it dickhead
>>225041062you're not and you never will be
>>225041027why do you say that
(8) you've got a burning hearti see flames in your eyes (8)
>>225041129pretty based. never liked using urinals me due to my small penis
well, that's the bowels vacated, then
>>225041054men don't need to be protected from 5'2" 7 stone "males"
>>225041126drainy
im the new swedish guy
Any Durotar man in
does thelma and louise are gay?
>>225041175prove it
>>225041181...yh
there's no such thing as a trans person
>>225041181yes
>>225041157ha ha you've got a little willy
rumour is all Swedish posters have smooth arses
>>225041126ever heard of stigmata? x
Portuguese bird loves me apparently, yeah life looking lush again x
>>225041179would 'sc' this post but its obvious ai shitebradders edits should always be handmade
>>225041077>oh no the residents of shittingwood by lower bumtweed will have to get the bus instead of the train think of the devastation to the national economy
>>225041199and its very pink
>>225041194nothing wrong with that m8. women aren't bothered, it's more important to have a good personality
need to be spanked on account of my sassiness
>>225041199last week i had a girl put her finger up me arse as she jerked me off felt a bit gay but it made me bust really hard, just hoping she wont tell her friends about it
the british state has openly declared war on the indigenous natives
>>225041169Mate my left hand and right just stand oozing blood. No idea what is going on x
GO ON DEANO, GET IN MY ARSENGUBU YOU GET IN TOO LAD THERE’S PLENTY SPACE X
>>225041190worked with one at toil for a bit. 6'1 with broad shoulders and played rugby but wore a dress every day. quite glad he used the women's toilets because I wouldn't be able to fight him off if he came for my arse
working up an erection rn
>>225041258more like terry and lewis
>>225041239that stigmata second coming of jesus xantichristberg finna freak x
>>225041210did you forget the start of this conversation or are you somebody else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMiDONC_MtU
>>225041291I accept your concession
Mad how Homer was canonically born in 1996 now
blud got scurvy like a fucking pirate lmao
>>225041054there is no trans panic, only a moral panic about a ""trans panic""
>>225040954https://voca.ro/11aKd9p0K2IZ
>>225041138His grandad is a literal jeethttps://youtube.com/shorts/i1qqORuUEgs
>>225041313in a decade or so he'll be a fellow gen zer
>>225041293
what is the sweet caroline for leftypol?
>>225041308what did i concede? i said the bus companies that were meant to replace the rail services that were cut cancelled the routes after a few years. therefore saying "oh they'll have to get the bus instead" makes no sensei suppose you just want this conversation to be over without giving me the last word, so if that's the case then fair enough
>>225041287My left hand and right hand are both bleeding. I don't know what's happening. I'm scared x
>>225040954https://vocaroo.com/1mMyI35GNf0c
my life a gay movie
>>225041341Swing Low
>>225041348it's alright mate, just let go, go back to a simpler existence.
employed woman's mum crying herself to sleep as she hears her son grunting and mooing to himself through the wall at 2am again
>>225041348you're god xthe son of the trinity x now unleash hell
fucking the swedes arse
hehe I wasn't the person you were arguing with so you've typed all that out for nothing I'm not reading that I didn't even read the posts in the chain you were replying to
all our problems boil down to not recognising the inherent contradiction of democracy with all its illiberalism and the liberalism with its opposition to majoritarianism
if you think about it, we're all changing as we experience things, so really i'm not the person any of you talked with yesterday.
sorry spilled my coffee on the server :)
We're so back.
Was about to take the overdose but 4chan (aka my life) is back
mmmm i'm mr frundles
The /Brit/ team is eternal
I came back and the website was 403
>Helperlad got 4chan shot down for 2 hours
Hitler Peter, verboten
>>225041482I thought that as well. Fucker is the antichrist.
I can't post
>>225041483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9e7L0UwlSQ
>long porn video >niche is something I was looking for >tranny voice>itsover>ends with cuckoldry anywaysfor fucks sake
ofcom testing the big red buttonit's over on monday
I hate the antichrist
Are we back?
fucking hell, just had this nightmare this place was gone and we had to go to some other website.
rape rorke
Went out to dinner with the 'rents
soyjack was better
on the alcohol withdrawals again, wonder if i should go to the hospital this time
ay yo dis nigga 70
>>225041540Women, start doing THIS
>>225041510Dad ist lustig, danke
was tempted to do the last 8 achievements in titanfall 2 but simply couldn't bear spending one more second in this dogshit "game" so I eradicated it from my disk
>>225041552get on the weed at least you won't die
<3
Angie, AngieWhen will those clouds all disappear?Angie, AngieWhere will it lead us from here?
Don't like ahegao face.
>>225041559I quite enjoyed the first one
doing a /tv/ browse>>>/tv/223414694
I dindu nothing x
i played lots of titanfall 1 back in the day.
>>225041552if you're serious you need to give us more information to be able to try to counsel you.
why can’t the hacker known as 4cuck host vids with sound
Cant get proper drunk anymoreI threw up after 6 beers last night
>>225041598play with your arse too?
>>225041608can feel the anxiety and shakiness and general feeling of intense discomfort setting in, probably building towards a panic attack
Bit fucking nutty how good of a movie apocalypto isMels magnum opus no doubt
I control what happens lmao
>>225041631https://x.com/RayPeatHeadShop/status/1893189112380670263
Get her shit scranned, her farts sniffed and her fanny shagged.
What are we all reading then?For me im currently on this
the weed was supposed to arrive on friday, if it doesn't arrive by the end of today then I will rape myself up the arse
andy burnham ding ding
>>225041616common cody l
>>225041645i'm already very well aware of how alcoholism and withdrawal works but i keep subjecting myself to it because i'm a retard. reckon i'm only a few steaming seshes away from getting full on DTs
>>225041623bit of an odd question.
End of days aliens will come out one day xFuck your so-called invincible capitalism system xYou're not the main characters x
>>225041664in 100 years time when civilisation has collapsed and people live in ruins, esoteric mages will use this image in rituals to consort with demons
>>225041687
Just tell people the truth god damn it.Aliens are here xHave been for a long fucking time x
>>225041713deport them
>>225041710You like when I brought 4chan down for 3 hours? My hands are still bleeding btw x
>>225041645complete gobbledy gook
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emPhXdwhQoE
when you think about it being a cuck is actually really cool
>>225041724I have no fucking clue what era we're even in anymore xFeels like the higher-ups are panicking x
right so why was this site down for 2 hours then
Trapped a big house spider in a glass to put outside and one of its legs came off. I'm sorry I didn't mean it
rorke practicing speaking with a jamaican patwah to woo a young lass from kingston
just buyed a shirt online
>>225041748gookmoot spilled rice on the servers again
Come to America, lads. Hitchens said it best - emigrate before it's too late.
had too many wanks in a short period of time and now my knackers are aching
>>225041752get his PIP claim filed
was weird todayI'm always weirdI'm a weird fuck, I like a quick fuck
>>225041791ktim
>>225041776imagine how much like a scrotum she'll look like in 10 years' time with all that sun damage
>>225041738Humans will never understand. They are stubborn and ignorant x
the sun is evil
Didn't even notice the chon was down because I'm not a grotty incel rorke. Been playing descenders all night. Great game.
Imagine the braps.
>>225041785it not right he never ask to be born
>>225041800the Sun doesn't damage skin.
need 38 more mons for my pokemon sword pokedex
who's Angie and how do we stop her
Sick of it all. Going to climb K2. It's got a 10% death rate. Should be at least 95% for me. Might do it in trackies and a hoodie. Take helium in my oxygen tank.
>>225041852and if you make it?
>>225041234Damb 18 year old brat>>225041274Post about your erections
>>225041852why's it called k2
>>225041852ok, be careful x
DAMN ITFUCKING HUMANS
start doing this
>>225041865its 2 kilometers high
>>>/soc/35448897lad got his bum out haven't he
>>225041878can't be that high
>>225041893he is gay ok
YOU HAVE TORTURED MEWHY?WHY KEEP ME SUFFERING?WHY?
>Diary of a Chimpy Kid: Bart and Lisa adopt a baby chimp, which Homer fears will rip off his face.any man in watching the simpsons season 38 premiere on the morrow
>>225041893oh my gosh
>>225041896I'd fuck him in a mately ladly kind of way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8pNRCtzOTQ&list=RDg8pNRCtzOTQ&start_radio=1
>>225041899Who watches this now
This is disclosure day :)
screaming
>>225041928nobody's watching it now, it comes out tomorrow
Oops my bad. Good riddance to the old world order. Jewish capitalism and die x
diary of a farty fart
>>225041972https://voca.ro/1lLAEBhdWz5O
Capitalist cruelism won WW2 it has lost before WW3 because of autistic losers like me lmfao
so this is late night Saturday /birt/
>>225041752have you seen videos where they adapt to walking with fewer legs he's gonna be fine
abstained from wanking for weeks to try and induce a wet dream it didn't work I got bored wanked and now everytime i wank it takes me like 10 secs to blow, bloody went and gave myself premature ejaculation issue aint it
>>225041776>>225041821They're being gangblacked as we speak
get the scuds launched
Rorke is an enigma
>>225041906(8) He's making eyes at me and I don't mind at all (8)
Come home, rorke. Look west
Children of The Simpsons cast:>Dan Castellaneta (Homer/Krusty/Barney/Abe/etc): 0>Julie Kavner (Marge/Patty/Selma): 0>Yeardley Smith (Lisa): 0>Harry Shearer (Mr Burns/Flanders/Skinner/Lovejoy/Lenny): 0>Hank Azaria (Moe/Wiggum/Frink/Apu/Comic Book Guy): 1>Nancy Cartwright (Bart/Nelson/Ralph): 26 people, 3 kids between them allthat's a bit weird init if we're being honest like then Matt Gorening has 10, 8 of which came after his 59th birthday
simpsons is shit compared to family guy which is shit compared to rick & morty which is shit compared to bob's burgers which is absolute fucking dogshit compared to alley cats
If I die tonight which is likely then the Universe ends with me.Enjoy your victory over my suicide. Call me a loser. At least I fought what is right xxx.When I'm dead you can make fun of me xxx
>>225042040Matt was a late bloomer
Sex with girls
ok I won't do it !!
>>225042098bit gay
sex with aliens
>>225042083imagine being the first two kids, primed to inherit north of $300 million dollars each and perpetual merch rights, anticpating this for like 30-40 years of your life, and then your dadberg goes and does that
Need movie to watch
anyone else spend 90% of their time in toil thinking sexual thoughts about female colleagues
>>225042133if I may recommend an underrated gem - The Greasy Strangler
>>225042133
>>225042133in bruges
the sinaloa cartel feeding rorke his own eyeballs because leftypol left the door unlocked
>>225042004why do you reckon that?
>>225042144girl at toil is only ever so slightly chubbyshe was wearing clothes a size slightly too small for herwas literally gaping at her toros like some sort of pig for a full 10 secs flat and she caught me staring and gave me the dirtiest lookthat was back in February and I'm still cringing like fuckghastly stuff
>>225042133new resident evil movie.
This isn't some American film where the Jewish kid connects with the alien.It's not a Hollywood story. An alien has contacted a working-class English child. Fuck America and fuck Israel. Truman Show capitalism bullshit x
>>225042083>sister married to hey arnold's creatormad how they all just know each other
Jews are not superior to anyone.If they are then let the nukes fly. I don't want to live in a world where Jews are superior. Death is better x
mumberg's only gone and bought me a jar of raspberry jam and a jar of strawberry jamI don't think I've had jam since I was fucking 7what do people even eat jam with
Sex with lopunny
>>225042199then why do they control everything?
>>225042133Beethoven (1992)
Let's just all kill ourselves so Jews can have the world to themselves x
America will always be Jewish controlled x
>>225042220The logical end point of rorkeism
There's a town in Worcester called "kidderminster"
>>225042173just came back from seeing it was alright could have done with a bit less jokes and more action but was alright
my breakfast today
I'll tell you what.I'll kill myself right now. If I kill myself I will prevent 3 Jewish kids from dying.Should I do it?
>>225042103What are we to do with rorke's body then? I say we sell it to bossman to make into kebab.
>>225042249A COCK FOR BREAKFAST
>>225042269buh.......BOOOOOBS!!!!!!
Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, West Virginia. God's country.
how do dvds still exist was in the market today and saw some daft old cunt selling somehe had the gall to charge a fiver for some of them, for something you can watch for 0 at home horrible little bastard
Rorke falling off a ladder and slipping a disc after his foray into DIY
>>225042250Go to bed
Jewish kids are immune from cancer x
>>225042243i really liked it, the soundtrack in particular i found awesome.my only nitpick is ending (spoiler):I'm fine with the movie ending badly, it's a monster apocalypse, but it felt a bit dumb and unsatisfying that all the heroism and journey of the main character gets nullified in the last 2 minutes because the scientists go full retard, it completely changed the tone of the movie. I would have much preferred if they actually injected him with the cure, and it turns out it doesn't work, after all, this is a super aggressive virus that is constantly evolving or whatever, why not make it so it evolved to be immune to the cure?
Rorke tunneling the black tranny survivor
>>225042165was walking behind some woman up the stairs in toil recently who was wearing this skirt which was slightly see through and got a glimpse of her arse cheeks and knickersthat was a tortuous wait until the end of smy shift
Right well 4chan is back isnt it
>>225042220>>225042232You need meds
leftypol painting his toenails
>>225042285These trendy modern women are like clones that get printed in a factory. They are all the same and talk the same. Our clone women are everywhere and they're identical to one another. Those ugly clumpy sport shows, white sport socks with tights tucked in. It's cringe.
Jewish kids don't get cancer xCancer is for English kids x
Chris Hansen catches Netanyahus security chief when he visits america and a few months later a jew and an indian make a movie where he's the villain and the child molesters are the good guys
>>225042309Bizarre lie
>>225042289some Linux distributions talk about burning their software to a CD and it gives me the ick thinking that there are computers out there still with optical drives
>>225042331dont think thats the case
>>225042330Women ought to be clones, mong
>>225042289Oh you nasty cunt.
>>225042332i want to watch primetime so bad, but it hasn't come out here yet.
Jewish kids are the ultimate winners of WW2.No cancer for them x
>>225042352>>225042352>>225042352
We have been betrayed xIt is sickening x
