tailgating edition
now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong?
im not a little boy i just like dominos pizza ok!!
Are you Restoring Britain?
*enters the thread with a massive baked beans stain down my tshirt*
just realised it's Monday tomorrow
polshits doing a "tactical retreat" the second they meet any sort of opposition in the thread, after shitposting for 7 hoursreally makes you think of ways to get rid of them instead of going through all that
>>225055668I used to like their garlic bread but it's too dry now
>>225055633>>225055602shut the fuck up you yellow toothed paki-raped little former glory rain island inbred britcuck freak, that ''yank'' probably earns more in a day than you ever will in your rainy little poverty hovel stacking shelves for extra chromosomed benefit mummies to get artificial slop for their munted kids
>>225055672uhhmmm yes, i love Britain more than anything
>>225055633very satisfying
>>225055672bloke
>>225055692bizarre outburst
>>225055685Why is she watching porn?
poor lad is ruining his life
>>225055687Multiple posters asked you a direct question: Why fight for this shithole? Your response has been to call everybody a bot shill, a polfag, a coward, a racist and unpatriotic lmao big man this aint it king...
>>225055691I always associate Domino's with my parents splitting up, because it's all my dad used to feed us when he lived alone.
the yank defender is back
>>225055724howling
>>225055719king????
>>225055719it's mousepaedo he is significantly mentally ill and incapable of reasoning
Leveling up my Magnemite so that he can be a Magneton
Just arrived home to Ireland from another EU country for work, only for a couple of weeks.It’s grey, cold and raining. The bus service I would normally get from the airport to down the country has been permanently cancelled, so I now have a couple of hours to wait for a different service.While waiting, I grabbed what ended up genuinely being one of the worst sandwiches I’ve had since the last time I was home. €9, naturally.I’m now sitting here eating my €9 depressing airport sandwich, rain out the window, listening to a child absolutely butcher a piano in the background, while reading that public transport is going up another 15%.There’s actually something almost impressively bleak about coming back to Ireland and having the entire experience immediately condensed into one scene! I know every country has its problems, but sometimes coming back from elsewhere in Europe really does make you realise how depressing and, frankly, embarrassing some of this shit is.
need a brown gf
>>225055633
think i've only ever had dominos like 5 times in my life
Rorke doesn't know what a woman looks like
>>225055724oh sorry
>>225055740despite all that he is still right
>>225055761always scream at this
great post my liege
>>225055770It's alright I'm over it nowMight get some tonight in fact
>>225055771right about what?
the yank on big brother is making it all about race
>>225055769I do actually
>>225055761one of my fav videos of all time
>>225055798this shows that life is the real action movie :)
>>225055761Our hero
>>225055672
>>225055794boring off topic polshit spammers should leave
>>225055818gp
>>225055687what the fuck is blud on about lmao
>>225055682wonder what the bit of fabric that sits over her anus smells like
>>225055818my life a real gay action porn movie
>>225055814rorke at the bottom
>>225055840like poo
>>225055830bold considering everything you post is off topic
In your estimation, how many hours did you spend alone posting on 4chan this weekend?
got bullied by anonymous people over pizza
>>225055862not if she has showered and hasn't pooed yet
>>225055761pink fatso was in the wrong, even if black jeep was a shit driver
>>225055814what happened to her then
>>225055863This is why you don't argue with poltards
Imagine being a gook and joining an explicitly white ethnonationalist partyBoggles the mind
>>22505586960
>>22505586980 billion except for the nervy period when Angie forbade people from posting on the site
>>225055891fomyeg
+1 to the reasons why against polshitscount
my pronouns are oi/you/there
>>225055898They're unironically paid local actors.
Can tell this is going to be a good thread
>>225055891i'd rather read politics posts than your horrific blog posts about how much you want to have sex with animals
>>225055863is it
>>225055921e-sex haha
~Faith~Faith is the statistic that measures the spirituality and belief of the unit.This stat is a bit harder to understand than Brave, so we'll go through it witheven more detail than previous.a. Effects of alteration in battleFaith's highest and lowest points in battle are 100 and 0, respectively. Thereis no special status effect that takes place when Faith reaches a certainvalue, but there are status effects that alter the used value of it; "Faith"and "Innocent".When under "Faith" status, you are assumed to be at 100 Faith by the game. Thismeans that you'll generally have better use with magic, and also be affected"more" by enemy magic/status magic (of either side). So, basically, this offersa way to have 100 Faith IN BATTLE ONLY and not have the unit leave afterward.b. Ways to cause "Faith":-Pray Faith (Yin Yang Magic)-Faith (Magic Sword)-Holding a "Faith Rod" or being hit by one (weapon)c. Ways to cause "Innocent":-Doubt Faith (Yin Yang Magic)-Innocent (Magic Sword)-Being hit by "Gokuu Rod" (weapon)d. Maximum and minimum ratings out of battleThe maximum permanent Faith is 94, and the minimum permanent Faith is 3. If youraise the unit's Faith over 94, it will leave the party (after the battle inwhich you raised it) to live a religious way of life. Don't let this happen!Use "Faith" status instead.e. Actual effectsFaith is the unit that measures three things. These are:-Effects of damage causing magic attacks-Effects of status causing magic attacks-Damage of magic guns-Why should I have low faith?And detailed explanations of the above:-The formula for damage-causing magic attacks is [Q * MA * (CFa/100) *(TFa/100)], with Q being the numerical value of the spell used internally inthe game. Now, you can tell from this that with higher Faith, the more damageyou will cause/take. Let's do an example: say the caster have 75 Faith and 10MA, and the target has 60 Faith. If you wanted to cast the spell, "Fire 2" (QValue 18), t
>>225055869ur weird
They're a parody of themselves
go crazygo crazy at my postget upsetsay that I'm upsetmelties for everyone
The Chinese Godfather. He made them an offer they couldn't understand
crippled paedophile in wheelchair who posts "melty" and "uh oh" 8 hours a day complains about the quality of the thread
>>225055930it is yesyou even adopted redditflags because you want to be a personality lolreally not that far removed from the freaks you love to investigate so much
>>225055960done him
>>225055922>>>>/pol/
>>225055938he also spams this on the /r9k/ one
>>225055948SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh oh, melty!
>>225055869Probably 15
texting mumberg im on a melty so she knows to get the twizzers just right
might fuck everything off and just spend the rest of the day reading the hobbit
>>225055933only sex i get wahey
poor lad really isnt doing well on his new diet
yeah lets go back to talking about mousey pokemon card rips and pretending to be schizophrenic
>>225055738me watching emmerdale
always found it funny how novascotiamong has this revulsion towards heatherpaedo but mollycoddles mousenonceheatherpaedo posts some cuck stuff and it's full peal clutching mode, toby spams about shagging animals and he's like 'oh what ARE you like toby! >.<'
jedward are being a bit bitchy to the russian one
Would you believe it? I'm literally pooing right now
>>225055964did i
>>225055633Never understood why as a society they pushed anti bullying most people who were bullied deserved it was bullied for being an unfunny stupid autist which is why I still believe I belong in a group home
>>225055836dance like nobody's watching :)
>>225056023mousey is a loveable rogueheatherpaedo is an evil ghoul
>>225055982what is this
Anyone on psyllium husk? Think I need some fibre supplements
>>225056015lol
>>225056039oh you shitting nigga
dadberg refusing to put the big light on so I can't check my pokemon cards properly
dollhouse is full tonight better order dominos
>>225056055'mousey' as you affectionately call him is a paedo freak who is not lovable at all
scr
gutted some fish in the kitchen it's a bloodbath
>>225056045ummy
pooing on the floor just after mumberg cleaned it
is housey in? the lad who posts dr. house?
>>225056046see you post similar stuff in /cum/when you gonna gain a clue?
>>225056097housenonce
>peal clutching
>>225056076GIMME THE BIG LIGHTCAUSE I'M READY TO GO
*wears my "i (heart) mousey" t-shirt*ari
this thread is 10x more pure fucking banter when you're in the discord with mousey and everyone else hahaso glad i bumped into a fellow poster at freshers
>>225056123
>>225056108Honestly not sure I am as dense as a British man's love for football and alcohol I I hope one day I get the balls to jump Infront of a train
out for a hike lads
poor lad has ruined his life
eat my asseat it fasttouch my chestmilk the breastjerk that dickjerk it fastpaint my facego da vinci on your mona lisa
>>225056142unfollowed her on instagram because all she does is post clickbait shit like this
Get the BAMEs barmed
>>225056142She fucks dogs
>>225056076check this one ladripped it yesterday. was thinking of getting it graded for the collection but the centering is off so no 10 :/
>>225056091Wonder how you'd do this joke out loud would it be funnier if you pronounced it the english way or the french way?
no bames were barmed in the baking of this broduction (the staff ate them later)
jedward splashed lynx
they are the bad people
sscbamemeltyuh ohumummy
>>225056216br
>>225056216yhe binble
>>225056188I remember when I was in Japan and decided to just wander around I gave a kid a 5 dollar bill an 15 minutes later he gave me a Pikachu card and in broken English said he wished he could visit scotland or Texas because of red dead and brave heart
>>225056076got too many espeons me
>>225056216Your i/$...^/, king
>>225056216i invented all of these
>>225056143At least change the file name nigga.
would take a million polshit posts over a day of mousenonce posting about how badly he wants to rape animals
a pig in my opinion should be fatlike a woman
>>225056254everyone would
>>225056254This is about horses, isn't it
>>225056254
Thoughts on the following people groups:>Londoners>Southerners>Northerners>Midlanders>Scottish>Welsh>Irish>Cornish>Ulster Scots>Manx >Channel Islanders >Gibraltarians>Falkland Islanders
>>225056235sounds kino
thoughts on Saoirse Ronan?
>>225056284all sound
>>225055890woke up safe and sound in china
>>225056188>japanese>dogshit centering yeah that's worth getting in an 8 lad
hate people who wear low spec shit mass produced casio gook watches to signal they dont care about consumerism
Might move to China.
>>225056295need to see her with mandingo
>>225056324Yep and there it is...
>>225056325you are evil
>>225056254false dichotomy
>>225056308why's that then
>>225056284>Londonersgermanic scum>Southernersceltic angels >Northernersgermanic scum>Midlandersgermanic scum>Scottishceltic angels >Welshceltic angels >Irishceltic angels >Cornishceltic angels >Ulster Scotsgermanic scum>Manxceltic angels >Channel Islandersgermanic scum>Gibraltariansgermanic scum>Falkland Islandersgermanic scum
>>225056310this'll play well with the /brit/ crowdbig things in your future, son
>>225056308odd opinionI just like retro stuff
>>225056142sex
I'm the only white person at the local mahjong club
If the government doesn't want me to get a DNA test I will probably go get a DNA test desu I'm inbred
>>225056325sup mouldie
>>225056355Love gdiggydawgWent to a theatre performance in south London just to see her
>>225056302nowt wrong with jap cards
>>225056355where are the biomass clogging up all the fucking aisles
Not found 30th anniversary Pokémon cards in stock anywhere nor did I get in for the preorders
hes right though ai is based
>>225056355scfafflchumphingthey're JUST like that
Might go watch anime of a mental girl taking horse cock and her stomach getting stretched
>>225056386Scratching their fat ugly chins as their entire rabid family blocks the aisle
>>225056392
>>225056379>nowt wrong with jap cardsJap packs have a higher pull rates because they have domestic gambling laws requiring them to English cards have no such limitations and can have much worse pull rates
>A talking stick, also called a speaker's staff,[1] is an instrument of Indigenous democracy used by a number of Indigenous communities, especially those in the Pacific Northwest nations of North America. The talking stick may be passed around a group, as multiple people speak in turn, or used only by leaders as a symbol of their authority and right to speak in public.That is right proper ordered liberty. More English than the English, innit.
me with my autism shopping list in navigational order on my phone as i sprint around the store and leave within 10 minutesnew any% pb secured
>>225056355don't know what she's talking about but she's cutewould have sniffed her arse if she bent down in front of me at the supermarket
>>225056355IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT's TRUE!
rorke mate...
>>225056378i want to have sex with her
>>225056437higher resolution
get the bizzare freakish opinions posted
I'm the only white person
>>225056461:)
Ace Combat 8 in 5 days
I wish I were Welsh instead of English
>>225056438Not too fussed about the rarity or value
round 2 of the 30th anniversary packs tomorrow
>>225056472<< The Promised Land awaits you. >>
>>225056491How??? I haven't gotten in for anything yet despite trying everywhere
The only time I felt cool was in Japan and Taiwan because for some reason people acted like I was interesting like wow cool I am from boston
wish i were a londoner instead of a provincial
remember lads russia is the greatest threat to this nation
>>225056355genuinely makes me wish for super turbo authoritarianism where everybody has to obey the same set of shopping rules to stop people like this getting in my fucking way or not being aware of others
>>225056445
doing a sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alx0KOM8SkQ
>>225056505Nobody has ever said this Londonmong
>>225056503is that Chiang Kai Shek?
right well enshitifcation has come for google image reverse search can't use it any more
There has never been an instance of a wild gorilla hurting a human in the wild. Ever.
>>225056510autismos like you would be gassed if that were to happen
>>225056520same, decided i better do something about it though and am going to start taking methylphenidate
>>225056557True. We've killed countless gorillas and no gorilla has ever harmed a human on record. They're herbivores too.
>>225056503did you meet any cute girls?
Cannae be arsed to go af ta bed.
>>225056556been like that for months now due to woketineye is crap yandex is usually crapnowt else
>>225056558why? I think I'd thrive under a repressive society that told me what to do
>>225056520have a sad cum baby
google satellite updated their Gaza satellite images… it’s worse than the Holocaust
>>225056541Yes he is on their currency which is better than queen or king of England btw the royal family is a bunch of fags UK should be a Republic
>>225055410it's taxiing now
>>225056582*Carries u*
The Gods poo for you and you alone
PinkPantheress really has a great arse
>>225056607thanks babe
>>225056515that one is fakethis is one is real
need to lose weight cant help myself when they got chocolate bars and all sorts at toil
>>225056578Not in Japan but in Taiwan I had a lot of women flirt with me and I had sex I am now only attracted to latinas and Asians because those are the only women I could fuck
im scottish
>>225056632minja
>>225056649No you're not
fantastic a320 thatgreat livery too
well?
>>225056634BWC is Law
>>225056660yes i am
Wah gwaan?
>>225056596they would get rid of all the retards like you and me
>>225056632thought about this briefly at work the other day and how quickly it would ruin my entire life
>>225056666for me it's eat out to help out
Do Mousey and Rorke spend as much time as you do sat alone posting on 4chan?
>>225056679The Great Wall of Rorke
>>225056670How so?
been awake all night and all day mefeel like pure wank
>>225056562why?
>>225056667I am shock people find me attractive my entire life I always viewed myself as deformed ugly and retarded now maybe I am just retarded
>>225056683why
poo scremaing out me arse
>>225056659sc
Sad to say I've probably seen infinitely more blacks and pakistanis than scottish or welsh
>>225056687no birds would let me
>>225056706eugenics or something
>>225056634Nice, good lad.
>>225056715Positively bristling with neoliberalism isn't it.
>>225056632What's he expecting to smell? It's not like he has his nose on her bare anus
>>225056715we dont get to choose our mums boyfriends
new series of the celebrity traitors on soon the mush brained mealy mouth goycattle slave masses will be happy
>>225056679whats up with them
Have I been a good boy today Y/N
>>225056742best case scenario she took a big shit, wiped poorly and sat down in hot a sweaty office all day
>>225056773cor
>>225056749i'll be watching it with my gf
>>225056724I wasn't going to procreate anyway
Irish reunification and Scottish and Welsh independence are all inevitabilities.And as an Englishman I fully support the Celtic nations in their fight against British neoliberal imperialism.
Want you lot to know I don't watch telly and I think I'm better than you because I don't watch telly
>>225056502got quite a few invites for pitch black too hopefully I'm on the list now
>>225056808ever considered sucking cock?
>>225056785that makes it worse
>>225056797Scottish independence would result in even more immigrants it would be less than half white scottish within a generation
>>225056510you need locking up
>>225056797>>>>/pol/
>>225056822constantly
love walking around those massive supermarkets with my trolley just stroll around in them for an hour or two
>>225056824why
>>225056739I wish I was smart I have a language autism instead of anything else I can learn a language if I talk in it sadly I only been able to speak French Spanish and mandarin I forgot most of my Japanese since I stopped learning it in school
>>225056837that might be alright, some structure
>>225056694go to sleep then idiot
>>225056865would
>>225056833Meanwhile in reality, leaving the EU is what caused a massive spike in immigration.As always, rightoids live in a direct inversion of reality.
>>225056865ok
>>225056865wood berry
>>225056863dunno
is this the 747
off the booze and finished the book i was reading and don't feel like i want to play video games anymore and i'm tired all the time and don't know what to do
>>225056932bro grew up
>>225056926cooor two of them it's because of an emergency landing yesterday they sent a replacement plane
>>225056932Sir Clue GainerWhat book?
>>225056896no I'm staying up until a good time to go to bed
beer time for mewas working friday and saturday so tonight is basically my friday night, you see
>>225056932Yeah it just sucks because it's a matter of time or tether days going past
>>225056916I don't think a totalitarian society of rule followers wouldn't want drones like me
>>225056878>sadly I only been able to speak French Spanish and mandarinthat's not nothing, majority of people know only their native language and maybe English
Cornish separatist terror
>>225056932yep that's how you'll feel until you die now or until you get back on the booze
Have the extraordinary ability to go from doing long long booze binges where I drink every night for weeks to just not drinking for monthsNever get shaky or anything like that, never get sick, don't even think about the muck
>>225056977what would you do for them
>>225056993KTIM
>>225056955imagine if they crashed like in breaking bad
Nowt wrong with getting fucked by dogs
>>225057009ok
>>225057013bizarre postseek help
>>225056995data entry or something
>>225056993ktim but only the first bit about drinking every night
Will be 30 days sober tomorrow. Madness
>>225056963don't feel like i've gained a cluethe book was the remains of the day by kazuo ishigurowas alri
I'm a bitch in heat for alpha male dogs cocks lipstick red rockets knots and getting knotted
>>225057010imagine 2 747s colliding
>>225057038oh ok i cant do that
>>225057060Good for you
>>225057073whyI assume you just look at one thing and type it into another thing
Wait, greek yogurt if only 4g protein per 100g? Whack!
>>225056970Got the week off so might get a few whiskies down me
What did she mean by this lads?
>>225057070we gan
>>225057106GHS
>>225057060bottle of wine to celebrate x
>>225057106get the name guessed NOW
>>225057099Thanks mate>>225057116shut up! x
>>225057106she wants your willy
>>225057106Alri Antonio
latest sargon is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9kQm9K04Hg
>>225057106Gonna get you along and then rob you
>>225057106think she wants to go somewhere a bit quieter next time
Can't eat Greek yogurt without taking your fork can youYeah I remember this
might become an alcoholic so i have a better excuse for being like this
>>225057106youre timid and she couldnt hear what you were saying
>>225057177you'll just be like this but fat
>>225057139Was praying so because it does sound a bit naughty, but she was very wholesome and non sexual. Also I'm never that lucky. I'm not far off an incel>>225057131You want to doxx her? You don't have much to go on, you'd be really really good if you can guess>>225057114What's that?
Tasting*
>>225057162Ah right, that sounds more like my luck>>225057173Haha
>>225057106doesn't sound very flirtatious lad sounds more like a message from a business associate
get it fucking made
>>225057191Well I was talking with my face pointing to the table most of the time and stutter sometimes
>>225057106>I really liked you a lot>yes I enjoyed chatting with youit's over
>>225057161jews did it
there’s an empty new waiting but its a bit cvcky edish
>>225057100im dyslexic
New>>225055641
>>225057271yeah I saw that but didn't want to link it
GET A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWMMMAAAAADDDEEENOWW!!!
>>225057252Whaaaaa?
>>225057284no
>>225057327*stamps my feet and jumps around*REAAHHHHH
Is ' um pop ' in
>>225057363thats a hanson song
>>225057375umpoppingtons
