Actually Indians edition
>>225069577Morning
watched the first 3 mintues of the anime "chainsmoker cat"
>>225069801why would you watch the new quirk chungus anime of the month?
>>225069817didn't have anything better to do and i kept seeing it everywhere. besides it has hindi dub which i watched
lost over $150 permanently due to a business decisionI feel nothing
How get gf
>>225070135just say you lost money in the stock market>>225070204CFBR
>>225070242>in the stock marketno, I bought some stuff but the seller disappeared
>>225070261What kind of "stuff" sir1500 rupees still means you got off light, de su
>>225070301>1500 rupees14k plus, dumbass>what kinde-service
>>225070317then you should have posted in INR, retard>e-servicehmm
>>225069866shouldn't have watched the entire episodeshouldn't have watched the second one eitherdefinitely won't watch the 3rdhontou ni
What is it about
>>225070505shitty hyperbole slice of life ecchi coombait dirty grossbait about deadbeats. funny for some reason. like kochikame or other vahiyat toilet humour ones.
>>225070393The best anime this season t b h. My friend preferred Smoking behind the supermarket, but i find slow burn romances with pussy MCs tiring after a while.
>>225069577which ai is the best?
>>225071009Haven't heard of this but I like (hate(like)) yani neko. Although perhaps the landlord having sex with his sex doll could be toned down slightly.
>>225071090>Although perhaps the landlord having sex with his sex doll could be toned down slightly.that's his only way to let out his sexual frustration. He's in his 40s and single, let the man coom!
I'm too lazy I dont want to go out to have lunch and I just asked chatgpt if there are laptops who close their lids themselves after being shut down because I can't be bothered to close mine after I'm done. Unfortunately there are none
um..who posted something about hurting themselves? I got your jio ip and had to see this. because I surely didn't post anything suicidal
>>225071142He could just buy the joshikusei/loli rape ntr train grope guro necrophilic eroge that's trending on DLSite like a good Japanese citizen
>>225071163oh fun just checked the date it's from over a year ago and I just got this today kek
>>225071163>>225071176Kek I used to post on my hostel owner's WiFi which sometimes changed IPs, one day I get a "banned" message for a post I had made over a year ago at the time. I thought it was funny.Quite the coincidence you got his IP. Maybe you dont live too far away from that unemployed 30 year old NEET
>>225071167>joshikusei/loli that's the opposite of what he likes.
Post in my thread pls >>225071219
muslims, christians and hindus should be banned from the internet
>>225071836I wonder who could be behind this post
>>225072028someone who hates religious faggotry in every corner of the internet
>>225072034>someone who hates religious faggotry in every corner of the internet
>saaar if you are not a religious book thumping faggot slave of imaginary being you are a redditor wallahi
>>225071023Grok for undressing
>>225072155trying too hard
>>225071143I used to keep it at 80% inclined to flap once it sleeps but I fucked up the crease now that when I close there's a slight gap
>>225071836Shalom
How do I get a medium rare steak in India without getting lynched
>>225069801>>225069817How's that new supermarket smoker anime?
>>225073088carabeef and steer are legal in almost all states
Our expense cumskin
>>225074141yes they are retardedI wish more get electrocuted
>>225074141Watching videos of them dying electrocuted is one of my favorite pass time activities.
>>225069577Hit my bansuri against a chair. Now it has a scar. I love this one I hope it doesn't get another crack
>>225074516>bansuriwhat's that?
>>225074609https://lmgtfy.com/?q=bansuri
>>225074516Stop inserting it inside your ass
>>225074516Is bansuri nepalese for your ding dong
>>225069801>>225069866Why didn't you like it?
>pajeeta coworker screeching, "omg Indian men stereotype ukranian and russian women as prositutes that one can hire for merely 5000">say, "Well, that is kinda true, and it has been a stereotype for decades. Even more so for Ukranian women.">"Anon, are you against Ukraine? Are you supporting prostitution?">say that I don't care if both Russia and Ukraine gets nuked today, also tell her that legal prositution is better as women have better protection in assault, trafficking, theft, and similar cases>coworker visibly seething and spewing suicidal empathy against Indian menI have to deal with voidbrain pajeetas at workwhat about you?
>>225075749>spewing suicidal empathy against Indian menWhat does that mean?
>>225075749Rajesh just go with the flow. Why are you antagonizing your coworker with retarded takes?
>>225075815suicidal empathy is when you show a picture of crying black muslim child to a brit woman and she votes to import 1 million more to get raped
>>225075834>retarded takeshow come?
>>225075749I do work from home
Do employims really dicksuck politics in office and that too with a womeme
>>225077092women won't shut up about religion and politics so it can't be avoidedNote: I've never worked a day in my life
>>225077092God knows. I've been a NEET for a decade.
>I'm holding a signwhat can be done about the randi menace?
नमस्कार दोस्तों
>>225077769Nice pits. Bet they smell lovely.
Can you explain why Indians love nature and animals but they don't protect the environment and let animals eat trash in the streets? Or is that just Delhi? Sorry if this is a rude question I am just curious
>>225077958>why Indians love nature and animalswe don'twe only pretend to care because of retarded rituals and religion
>>225077958>Indians love nature and animalsWe don't.
>>225078001>>225078011What do you love?
Amreekan gori mams
>>225078144this >>225078256pink nipples and pussies
>>225078256>>225078367Shararati ladka
Why are niggers so strong ...is chicken and watermelon that nutritious... Why don't we start eating chicken and watermelon.
>>225079370Actual good question because they are so poor they eat like 1 meal per day and still have massive gains. I think they have very slow metabolism
Maybe because most of the knowledge of blacks we have is from literally richest place on earth
>>225079370>chicken and watermelon.Still more of a real food than daal chawal
>>225080090based and true
Indian food makes you burp and fart to death
Nigs were nomadic hunter gatherers, they are genetically coded to get bulked and ripped fast, we were agro-centric so have slim build and not easy to put on muscles but recent shift in more white collar work started making us fat
>>225081095>>225079524>>225079424>>225079370they're a different species than us whiter folxs
>>225075749quality whores go for 5000 rupees in india???? white pretty ones go for 3k MXN the hour here, wtf saars do not suffer at all
>>225081262"Russian at 6000" is just a popular meme here, 'mano.
>8 posters>big general
>>225081810how do you know we got 8 posters?
>>225081823As a fairly intelligent person i can guesstimate well
we are all gonna die brosthe world will move on without uswe will be forgottenWhat can we do?
>>225082612i can't wait
>>225082648I don't wanna die I am a god why can't I live on?
bu
>>225082612just jerk off that's all that matters>>225085882mp
stop making this generalno one cares
Gooned out
>>225086637I care even if no one else does
Good morning
good morning :)
Good morning. I hope today is productive
Happy to see all of you up and about so early in the morning. I wish peace and prosperity upon all anons
what a lovely morning it is lads
Gooning again
I blame ai op
>>225077769These women will destroy India if given the chance
>>225077769>retarded tattooevery single time
Am I wrong to think the darker one has better face than that placardjeeta
hehe, noone saw my steggy
>>225093642No. She has sharper features.
Today's gonna be a good day, I can feel it
>>225093902:D
I like jerking off but hate the smell of cum. Couple months ago some anon here had posted an article about "goon culture" which said that the journalist talked with a guy who had trained his pelvic floor (or something) so he could orgasm without ejaculating. I need to look that up and start doing that exercise
https://youtu.be/FHxH0kkXWpY
sex time
>>225093578that looks like a cut mark bro
>>225069577What are some uniquely good Hindi TV shows/movies? I am trying to learn this mess and want to watch something I would find interesting.The only good shows/movies I have watched are Kota Factory and Lucia until now.
>>225095683kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thisaas bahu aur saazishpeak 10/10 jeet drama
>>225095683chainsmoker cat (hindi dub)
bloody hell
friend sent his wife (not even 1 year into marriage) to do MS in Europeshe's living with two african men and one foreign woman
>>225095867They look like mom dramas.>Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi (transl. Because Even a Mother-in-Law Was a Daughter-in-Law Once)That's a light novel ass title.What.
>>225096774>ass
>>225096812Blame Discord not Reddit.
at least it's not "ahh"
>>225096860I like zoomer speak, you folks have just gotten old.
>>225096701Notvtrue
Comment in my thread pls >>225096956
>>225097016Very basic bhai
>>225097016Toasted in your bread
going to make some doodoo
Paperboat makes Tadi-madi now
>>225069577Posted this before but I've been observing dehati jati kangers for a while. The shit these retards post with such vitriol makes me wonder if they've ever left their villages in their life.
>>225099990Those who kang the loudest are the most insecure
>>225101961>others don't do the same
>>225101961The "person" who made this will insist he's a normal human being that hasn't been mindraped by the internet.
Wish I had an 8 inch penis
>>225103296sorry, meant to add "up my ass" but it got backspaced somehow
>>225101983irrelevant
having Chinese
>>225103480Won't you bleed ?
>>225103547shouldn't have had so much, fuck
>>225094347that was moihttps://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/
>opened maths textbook to teach>couldn't even explain basic conceptsfuck me my brain is owari da
Cassava flour festival
>>225104787me on the left
>>225104804Why are you bald?
>>225105028test too high
>>225104688Rakulcel? You started tutoring?
>>225105151He isn't the only worthless faggot on here. I'm one too
>>225105190Me too. I am a NEET. How are you doing?
>>225105223very badhead won't stop hurting and I can't understand shit I study
>>225069577Why do Indians love AI?
>>225105295it helps us make money
>>225104787That girl is checking you out bro
>>225104388Thanks
>>225105261Go join banking classes or somethingBrain is only a little rusty
>>225096701is a she sexy pajeeta?
>>225099990xyz attitude status>Tamil attitude status>Maratha attitude status>Jatt attitude status>Bhim attitude statusIncomprehensible bullshitIve always thought Lainey Molnar pics being the equivalent of "female attitude status" in this chain
>be poopjeets>be majority non-aryan aasi-maxxed lowborn natives>adopt the name bharat and the identity, culture, religion, lineages, and aesthetics of NW Vedic Aryans from thousands of years agowhat explains this?
>>225106934>be christcuck chang>obsess with bharat
>>225107051>be cowcuck poopjeet ramesh>obsess with cows and Vedic Aryans from 1000+ years agowhy?
check out my melody
>>225107698>faggot who's entire life is dedicated to some dead jew from 2000+ years ago
>>225108631people like this are a minority in the western world. it's not comparable to poopjeets in bharat who will kill/rape for cows and obsess over Vedic Aryans who were practically alien to them
do you indians ever think about embracing and reclaiming shit like "pajeet" like the blacks have done with nigga? straight up start owning shit like izzat, jugaad or the caste system?
Does anyone have that soyjak that one guy made of me? He made two versions, one of which he posted while clitty leaking over muslims
>>225077769
>>225109877>izzatAnons in this general have redeemed it rather nicely just like they did with "do the needful">pajeetsome people try, but it usually falls flat. I dislike nigga this nigga that so I dont see any point in imitating what I dont like.>>225109937no
>>225109992I remember one time I commented on reddit about how rape isn't as serious as is made out to be, and someone dug through pages of my posting history to find a post he'd used to deduce I was Indian and said I was "not beating the stereotypes. I feel bad for Jyoti Singh." Or something
>>225108388Check, check, check, check, check, che-eck, check, checkCheck, check, check out my melodyCheck, check, che-eck, check, check, check, checkCheck, check, check out my melodyChe-eck, check, check, check, check, check, check, checkCheck, check out my melodySpecial (Check my melody, my melody)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8vzTsnPps
>>225074516>The Nepali incel is backGlad to know you didn't off yourself. Found a job yet?
>>225110172Your problem was that you were on Reddit
bump
I'm thinking of making a indian thread bharat is so last year.Any objection?
>>225116046>Any objection?yes, grammar, context and punctuation
>>225116046W ESL retardjeet
>>225116046I assume you mean a different title retard bhai, no objection want to know why
snoozed 7AM alarm till now
Head hurts
sad af
I'm bored and hungry>>225119504try baging it
>>225109877It always amazes me that as an Indian, I learned those words the same way some femboy in Greece did: by browsing 4chan.I had to look up what "jugaad" was after reading this damn comment.
>>225119926>damn comment
>>225119504Take crocin.
>>225119974You should get off my back, my man.
>>225109877Nah because I love my local language and i prefer some -esh(used more widely in lundia) suffix over -jeet which is used primarily by Sikhs. I know these differences doesn't matter for stupid cumskins or any others
>>225069577 I was checking the DU case this morning and guess what the rapists' name was? muhammed asif lmfao you can't make this shit up. Not a single honda sherni protesting was talking about this.
>>225120087>DU casewhat's this sir?
Why don't you just shit here in designated thread gopesh. Validation acceptance blah blah are you not doing the same thing?
Work from home is peak comfy I don't want to go back to office anymore
>>225120475 the recent case where a college girl was raped and as usual it was a muhammed
>>225120901lelone other handu girl was raped and murdered recently as wellher boyfriend was literally a slum dwellerBajran Dal cucks tried to rescue her but good riddance I say
>>225075645It grew on me
>>225120931 and the pic i posted above with 4 dudes harassing tourists were also muhammeds. all in one week lol and all these filthy jeetas were protesting about culture lmao
>>225120854Is it fun to WFH? I feel like wfo is better because once you step out of office you dont have to work anymore plus you meet a few people and get to go out for a while
>>225121114>I feel like wfo is better because once you step out of officeJust turn off your laptop bro what they gonna do kek>you meet a few peopleI don't want to associate with jeet normalfags
SAAAAAAAAAR
SIGNOREEEEE
sir stop flase flagging sir please sir
>24 hour change: -70k
>>225121426make that -80
I hate Panditayi so god damn mucht. Brahmin
>>225075749this shitskin is gonna get a posco case on him lmaooooo
https://www.instagram.com/p/Dd1lO7pCH89/look at this randi
majdurs and faggots, they make no sense to meThey come to our Keralam and think they'll do as they pleaseLike start some mini Bihar or spread some fucking diseaseThey talk so many God damn ways, it's all Sanskrit to me
women hate me
kekkkk
SAAAAAR
>>225122661>>225122666>>225123411you have to go back to your shitty generals
>Kohli sir dropped a catchit's over
>>225123800>sir
>>225122666I don't contest or approve this claim but since this is the consensus show this to illiterate aussie in other thread blud is still in 20th century nazi myths >>225123411Why are you still lingering here >>225123800Keeps happening more often, thanks for the reminder will watch extremely bored
I'm too zoomer brained to care for cricket outside of IPL, and that too for just the big games.
>>225122627They are using drugs too much, some guys were doing fent lean in middle of streets. It was in the news
>three guys scored a century
>225122666>lermao! can't believe you guys got conquered by us whites who built Indian culture and India>So you're saying india and indians are white>NOOOO NO YOU'RE A COCKROACH SUBHUMAN SHITSKIN NIGGERJEET REEEEEEEE SHUT UP YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE US
>406 to win
>>225121426>>225121439+21k now
>>225127033+37k
my cousin married filipina
+69k
>>225121426from -70k to +90kgod I love money
How much leverage
>>225127410noneI'm not tradingit's the increase on what I hold
You bother so much than a leverage trader then with such huge money sitting idle, you had already said you have no intention of taking out unless you move into more free laws country
>>225126872Schrodingers' skin color
>Dwijendranath Tagore is credited with having used the imported instrument in 1860 in his private theatrewhy are bengalis juggernauts for a lot of cultural imports, note that i said imports not inventions. Close proximity to ports? If so then are there any other niche imports credited to other people here
>>225128564>other niche importsyeah, homosexuality
>>225128679>t's likely that parts of north western fringes of Indian empires were influenced by homophobia early on through Zoroastrianism (250 BCE) and Islam, both of which explicitly forbade homosexual sex, and that this influenced socio-cultural norms in that regionmuzzie, bharat stands for trans rights and ga marriages
>>225128748Thanks for the frog.
>>225129136
>even the nerdiest girl will wet her panties for the athlete winning a match for the school team but won't even talk with you if you are a geeky nerd
>>225129545Sad de su. I remember in 10th grade there was this dumb girl in my tuition class who spoke slowly like a retard and said she cried several times a day and said shed bang her cycle into several objects every day during her commute just total useless retard and she was a big fan of kohli and claimed that the rumours about him and Anushka were false and that she (girl in my class) was his girlfriend. I dont know if it was a joke or not but point stands that she was super into him.
Fun fact: original term for tandoor was the Sumerian dilina/duruna. Turned tinuru when passing to Semitic and it went on from there.
I'm thankful to /bharat/(+chan) for destroying the concept of crush.
>>225130111you'll never take my elementary school oneitis away from me even though I'm nearing 40
>>225129545Who would want a nerdy geek loser as a bf? Think it from a woman's pov, would you date this version of you.
>>225130297>nerdy geek>loserwhere does this train of thought comes from?
>>225130059PS and the root of the word? Anus.
>>225131161
No 100 today bhais but atleast we're chasing the mammoth total
>>225131282yeah
SAAAAR
>>225131800what do you want Gomez?
assfucktigurallah
have we ever had a tv series where a katwa maulvi is portrayed as a rapist?Every time it's some dinsu baba in tv shows
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
sar do not redeem sar do the needful sar
Paki bebchod
Hindu pilot slapped down his stabby dirty rat terrorist pooslime copilot and saved the lives of hundreds. Noice.Jai Shri Ram
helloooo saaaaaaars
>>225133398huh?
>>225124555Based.
>>225133737I can't grab rice with my handI'm fully westernised
>>225133398As I said previously should've crashed into mecca. But dutiful hindu pilot gets acked while prideful hindu chintus now go onto comments writing pride of lundia, we iz save muslims but you kill us blah blah only to get flooded under smell poop joke spam from moors to malaychinks
>>225133784too many memewords
Is he a dalit?
>>225133870no, just muslim
would you guys post in region split threads? one for north one for south
>>225135478>let's kill the already dead thread even further
>>225135478No one is speaking in hindi what else is your demand
>>225135537precisely. if someone wants to shit the threads up they have to wait almost 5 minutes to finish all of them if they're particularly obsessed
do you use red oxide there?
>>225135616>almost 5 minutesHuh?
>>225133870This is why you dont lock your legs out on the leg pressHave you seen the video where some guy breaks his knees exactly like this on the leg press?
>>225137003Thanks to 4chan, I have seen like a dozen examples... especially that one video with a tiny stick bug woman doing this to herself right before looking completely out of it already.
Can't sleep>>225139670I'm behind, I've only seen one and this was the second
thank you for the cool fabric and wood