Only poorfags don't have a foldable iPhone order
flip phones are BACK nigga!!
>>225069642Actually there's 3 screens, poorfag
>>225069629I'm willing to take that bet
playing professor Layton and the Pandora’s box on my 3DS
>>225069649suck my uncut knob lad!!
>>225069618thought that was gazza from the thumbnail
>>225069618Buy an ad itoddler
>>225069684Jerk it for me
Ngolo kantes massive bbc
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790570347048119.webm
Just learned ktim isn't a site wide gimmick after using it in another general
>>225069727sc
Breed Asian for long term success
>>225069709bet it's tiny
>>225069703what did he mean by this
>>225069618This phone feels like such a gimmick to me
>>225069618>I-It folds! I'm sorry, but until it's a fraction of the thickness and is either transparent or opaque like in vid than I don't care and remain indifferent and unimpressed. I understand this is a stepping stone towards that sort of technology but you faggots act like this shit is a ride through the goddamn Futurama at the New York World's Fair.
remember when jd vance randomly went after rory on twitter
>>225069618>11.3mm thick when foldedyeah mate i'll just walk around with a literal fucking housebrick in my pocket
>>225069703
>>225069666We call it the Diabolical Box over here
>>225069774Low IQ moor>>225069777>>225069800Lose weight. If you had cash in your wallet when that was still a thing, it was the same
The only Diabolical Box I'm familiar with is yo mama's
>>225069832A wallet is smaller and is flexible. A phone made of glass and metal is not.
>>225069737who's this female
>>225069823North Americans are too unsophisticated to get the reference
might go aff ta bed soon
might see if i can get red bull to sponsor my suicide attempts
How about iPad diesel. Little diesel engine for my iPad. Nice Armenian driver. Humorous bumper sticker he's sick of hearing about.
remember when the red bull guy jumped from space
consider the indian thick-knee
>>225069930yeah. he's dead now, of course
>>225069938Gorgeous picture lad
>>225069930yeah back when i was a mere homunculus
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790571811373295.mp4
>>225069930when that happened i didn't want to watch it because i was afraid he would break the atmosphere and all the air would leave earth
>>225069832We don't sign our posts here
Can the foldable iphone be used as a pocket pussy?
Any of you niggas on iPad right now tho, let me see some hands
my dick fell off
>>225069990Mine just fell in your butt opps
>>225069990ok
>>225069930watched it live back in the day, was hoping to see him splat. was an edgy teen typa nigga at the time you see
mad how they had the entire west bowing down to black lives matter and lockdownshow they can just control the masses like that
any toiling man in?
>>225070038Israel has had the entire west bowing down to them for decades
Bumtoil in leafs butt for me
>>225070043no actuallyi am a "neet slug"
as long as it's not in mine
>>225070066I have the brain injury my bad leaf
Just saw a superfast light in the sky
>>225070077ufo no doubt
off ta bed, sweet dream lads.
>>225070062Would give her brain damage
>>225070062mad how she's got a willard
>>225070105Buenos noches nigga
>>225070105goodnight
>>225070128Get your arse out I'm ready
>>225070074no it's okay if it's in the other leaf's bum, then it's quite funny actually
>>225070143Thanks mate you're a swell lad. Gayleaf hates me though, idk why
Can't sleep
>>225070161sleep ok
>>225070161go for a run
off to bed
>>225070161is morning
>>225070226Goodnight lid tomorrow will be better
>>225070226to sleep to sleep perchance to dream
just read a post
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.
only thing stopping me from purchasing drugs is how arduous the process is, wish it were more like amazon where it's like a one-tap buy on my phone. fucking jews.
>>225070255good thing u don't live here bro
>>225070284can see her bulge :/
>>225070259yeah heroin is probably harder to get here but apparently the quality is better because of our proximity to chinky countries like vietnam where they grow all the poppies
>>225070284Corr I'd shag him up the arse i reckon
it's impossible to get a normal haircut anymore, every barber just gives you some zoomer shit automatically
>>225070318yeah quality would be your only issuebut it's as simple as finding the site and sending an etransfer and these madlads will ship u just about anything
>>225070338And you end up overpaying by 10x the price. If it's pure dope with no cut maybe but that's doubtful
cheeky late night coffee i think
Britain is a biomass-infested, gynocentric, boomer welfare-bureaucracy state.Absolute hell.
>>225070392get over yourself
any diaspora freaks in?
>>225070404i'm scottish diaspora
there's a country called kiribati in oceania and it looks like this and has towns named like this
>>225070410bizarre lie
>>225070410Roar
>>225070409my mum was this also
>>225070410Been here on RuneScape
>>225070404no i'm old stock
>>225070410Thinking it's curious that my flight to Poland is taking quite long then touching down here after sixteen hours
>>225070442i wonder if you're more cold resistant or something lol
REALLY want to see that chris hansen film but the fucking jews have decided not to release it in australia until october 29. as if it weren't already bullshit enough that i'll have to go to the cinema to see it rather than streaming. hollywood and all kikes can suck my willy.
Penis update: the red patch on the tip has faded a bitI've done a chlamydia test (waiting for results), also ordered a Syphilis/HIV test kit to be certain
>>225070464What's his film about then
>>225070468you need to have sex to get them rorke you mong
>>225070472'
FOY
>>225070483They can't just make a film of him catching pedos can they
mumbergdadsteinsisterowitzbrotherbaum
Look it up yank scum
>>225069618
FOID
>>225070506Humidity innit
>>225070472well it's a film about him made by some kike who attempts to portray him as a megalomaniacal narcissist while defending people who tried to rape children. it stars robert pattinson though and he's a great actor
>>22507050627°C end of septembeer???
Holy shit how dead is Hollywood? Now they're making films about the life of Chris Hansen lmao what garbage blow that shit up
>>225070521if you never watched tcap then you've hardly lived, it was a sensation back in the day
>>225070506i drank hot coffee this summer. i am powerful
>>225070514Lemme guess; a Steven Spielberg Production?
>>225070506Filipinos are the most powerful race
Hansen does seem to have been a bit of a moron and egotist that didn't do things right, lead to most of those paedophiles getting away with it
my entire dick just flew off
>>225070528I've seen clips of his show on yt the guy eating pizza is like one of the most famous clips of all time lol Jewish looking guy that brought over a pizza for his date with a 14 year old girl, the bearded guy red shirt
>>225070538It landed in my salad leaf
>>225070540that guy wasn't in the original tcap, the original show had some absolute specimens, including a literal rabbi, which is probably why the jews hate chris hansen so much
>>225070460unfortunately no, this is how my f**t feel for 10 months of the year
Catching paedos is such easy content idk how they fuck it up so often, just document everything properly and verify the bait actually claimed to be underage it doesn't seem that hard
>>225070557lol amazing that could be on tv at one time. you'd think Epstein would have been mad about that.
it's spelled "pedo". can't you brits do anything correctly?
One of the paedos blew their brains out and for some reason that affected Hansen's career negatively too
>>225070558nice legs xx
>>225070589:/
>>225070558same bro only gets worse with caffiene and smoke too
Can't find it but it's a PerryALPHA tweet about finding Chris Hansen so dreamy as he comes down the stairs that he forgets about the kid he's there to see
>>225070588That's not the exact reason, dude was some kind of public attorney. They stopped because they kept running into 'important' people.
>>225070588but who cares he was a paedo ok
>>225070335just cut your own hair. i havent been to a barber for years because one once told me my head was too massive for the hairstyle i wanted
absolute porker!
>>225070642Apparently the powers that be did unfortunately
>>225069618Ngl it's not just because I'm from the Republic of Samsung, but the Fold 8 is honestly looks much better.
>>225070650Alri yakub
>>225070664Pepsi arse flag
>>225070675>>225070675>>225070675
>>225070664is this the average south korean bum?
Adrian Neville died lads
>>225070682We call them tramps mate
>>225070684who?
still don’t see the appeal of a foldable touchscreen, never have i been in need of a bigger screen in my life
>>225070664Seems too snappable. Get a good knee and a little bit of ADHD in there and it's broken.
>>225070684vax status?
>>225070692yeah just a gimmick innit I don't want a bulky foldable phone in my pocket. got a kindle I read on that I'm sure is nicer than reading on a foldable phone and I don't watch zoomerslop apps
I resent phones being too big now I can't type with one hand
>>225070684i only know 2 neville's , Garry and Longbottom.. sorry
>>225070652:3
>>225070718one handed swipe type me
soooooo like yeah apparently that's a thing lol
>>225070734Mogs me, you got big hands? Big manly hands?
I am at toil, ridiculously early
for me it's the z flip
For me it's the phone in the matrix
>>225070745no lad I have the keyboard moved slightly over to the right
>>225070693so most people get insurance for it
>>225070709yeah and they’re never getting past the crease are they, it’s bloody glass you fold over and over
>>225070764Oh I can do that but it's still too far for me>.<
>>225070780I have small hands and even I can one handed type let's see your little girly hands lad
>>225070789:3 no
Sir Andy Burnham
have to go to work soon
>>225070810he not sir
>>225070819Saint Andy Burnham
>>225069618im waiting for the 20th anniversary iphone to upgrade from my 14 pro, foldables are a meme
Saint Jason Arday
Sum Ting Wong
thoughts on northern irish girls
Wi Tu Lo
sir ho lee fuk
>>225070506i bought a portable air conditioner for my smelly childhood bedroom this year because i just couldnt take the heat anymore
Nihilism went out of style.
Sum hung guy
>>225070839Wifey material i love the Irish accent
>>225070839think they prefer the term 'north of ireland' girls haha
>>225069646ok i will do it !
>>225070824good post
>>225069800>housebrickas opposed to all those other bricks
>>225070872yes mate
got two presentations today at toil and havent prepared slides for eitherjust gonna get claude to do it for me aha
>>225070872what a stupid comment. youre not stupid, are you? you sure seem stupid
leave your girl with me ina room for 10 minutes and i’m gonna leave
is rape as common in british prisons as american prisons?
shes not happy
>>225070839don't particularly care what a woman's nationality is as long as she's fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx16mReh0fk
>>225070896I dont have the statistics to hand for either rape in american prisons or rape in british prisons sorry lad
imma finna finger glinner
>>225070878>>225070886first of all its house brick
>>225070911ok. and?
hate people who habitually misspell words and mispronounce words. doing it occasionally is fair enough but if you do it every time it indicates a failure to learn and you're a retard who should be euthanised for the good of humanity
>>225070908is grok broken?
Indian girls
>>225070898
Anotha day anotha dalla >>225070920good post
@grok give me rape statistics
Moon
Why do STDs even exist? It's bullshit that I have to worry about this shit.How much risk do I have? I only ever have sex with women, which includes oral (without a condom) and vaginal sex (always with a condom). But I'm paranoid that I've caught something. I don't have any sores, burning or discharge but my legs feel a bit achy and I felt a bit ill the other day
>>225070932Doxxable
>>225070935you haven’t had sex, be quiet
Deano houses
>>225070916mispell**
>>225070896probably not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S__ZIiCTLAY
>>225070935Who are you shagging
>>225070954marie antoinette
>>225070935>which includes oral (without a condom) >vaginal sex (always with a condom)The only thing you can get is herpes if she has an open cut in her mouth
>>225069618How do you buy a case for a flip phone
>>225070990you keep it in a bag
>>225070974Wrong you can get basically anything
>>225070990just buy a new phone when it inevitably breaks
>>225070954Escorts
>>225071001yeah I was wrong about that
>>225070949nice try, can't fool me u lumberjack nigga i'm too crafty for that sunshine
>>225071025Well don't do that first of all and demand sti tests if you do
that "other mommy" film looks like they just remade coraline
>>225070935you're pregnant
elle fanning is so lovely
i've never had an STD, don't have a criminal record either, i've hardly lived
Time to go to toil (breakfast)
Wish the next glacial period would start right now
>>225071049simmer down, darcy
>>225071099had one of the two listed, won’t tell which one though
>>225071085aye she's way fitter than sydney sweeney
In Greece they test the escorts and brothel girls every week.>>225071085yep
Don't have sex. Do not have sex.
logging into toil
>>225071103you mean my childhood LOL
>>225071118she is less sexy but more pretty. she is lovely
terrified of that el nino niggalast summer here, a big storm knocked out the power for 3 fucking days and it was so retardedly hot without air conditioning or even ceiling fans i couldn't sleep a wink because i was such a sticky writhing mess, i strongly considered suicide
https://vocaroo.com/1k80YLTqFxVg
>>225071155i disagree, sydney looks like the type of bitch who rounds her back when you shag her from behind
>>225071052Yeah I'm gonna have to dial it back.I'd feel a bit awkward asking an escort for a test.What's annoying is I have a meeting booked with an escort for next week, gonna have to get my results as quickly as possible then cancel if I have chylmadia or god forbid something like syphilis.The annoying thing would be if it's herpes. There's no cure for that.
>>225071183please shut the fuck up
LOVELYOVELY
can't wait for it to get cold enough to ditch this space heater and start burning some wood
>>225071147No I meant the subsequent glacial period of the current Quaternary Ice Age. It would be nice and cold
If you are getting serious with a girl and want to do it without a condom you go to take an STD test together. It's cheap and it's the responsible thing to do.
>>225071218based kojima got her feet in 4k 3d scan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzDKuOuq6Mg
why does spotify bog down it’s app with videos, autoplay on podcasts, recommendations and the sortswholly unnecessary
if i were obscenely rich i'd build a massive sprawling palace somewhere on the african savanna to flex on the local mud hut niggers
Too old to be having wet dreams yet here I am. Fucks sake
>>225071248Don't you have similar conditions in Australia already with the abbos
>>225071238utterly mad death stranding got a sequel, im still mad i got memed into getting the first game.
Got tickets to the Labour Party Conference today. Can't fuck*ng wait!
want to play control resonant but not if that redhead bint from the first game isn't in it
>>225071257the only time I had it is when I did no fap
>>225071257did a spaff in your smeggy bedding did you?
>>225071279Yep, need to wash my sheets and everything>>225071277Nowank is a myth made up by gay men, I just hadn't had a wank in a while I guess. Nothing intentional about it.
>>225071293>nowank is a mytha myth about what? you just don't do it
only had a wet dream once when i was about 12 when i dreamt i was fucking my sister
>>225070990on hte internet
>>225071306
>>225071306Was it up her arse by chance?
>>225070839gorgeous white angels , i'll take the blonde
lucid wet dreams go crazy
>>225071306Well yeah obviously, australians are so blessed they each have 3-7 beach babes who suck them off all day every day. God I wish my ancestors had been sent to your shining paradise island
>>225071319nah was definitely in the vagina
every adolescent boy who has a sister (especially an older sister) fantasises about shagging her, it's perfectly natural
mumberg came home with ribeye steaks lads
>>225071339Any female family member really, as long as you're a healthy boy who's growing up. Granny could get it. Inb4 all the malnutritioned freaks say uh that's odd I never experienced that. Like it's not like you'd ACTUALLY follow through with it either you all know the rules
>>225071441yeah I'm the freak cause I don't want to fuck my grandma....good one
>watching asmr vid>she mentions her boyfriend>immediately dislike vid, leave a nasty comment and unsubscribe>tell youtube to never recommend this channel again
>>225070839they're getting me drunk so they can lure me to somewhere their brothers are waiting with guns. i need to get out of there.
>>225071465I knew this would happen, if you grew up testosteroneous like me eating healthy and exercising you'd have experienced it too
just laid a massive cable
>>225071511>wanting to fuck your mom is le healthy
>>225071441>>225071511trying too hard spaki
hello
>>225071546Came to me quite easily actually>>225071540that's the spirit
>>225071632
>>225071486
might go soft boil an egg and might not.what's it to you?
All the female science communicators who used to just sit and give interesting lectures on youtube have started showing more cleavage and wearing form fitting clothes. Fascism is destroying science
World News5 men arrested near UK air base used by US in Iran war on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act
Travelodge unlimited breakfast
what's female science
>>225071709GET THAT UP YA
>>225071693not again!? this happened yesterday as well. what is going on lads
sat in my excellent 2005 renault clio eating a sandwich
>>225071709i had that this morning, minus the sosig and beans, guess i'm almost british , will try beans next month
>>225071739was it good?
>>225071726its science with tits
>>225071739looks like an excellent sandwich. good, crusty bread
child
2 half tomatoes is a virgin supremo move
>>225071751>>225071764brie & salami, scran
>>225071788>köp nu why do you get wish ads in swedish
Over the weekend, how many hours did you spend alone posting on 4chan?
>>225071806whos asking
>>225071806zero :D! come here less and less and less
>>225071806what are you cop?
>>225071806just Sunday evening so about 3 in total I suppose.
>>225071806many a joyous hour while giggling and kicking my feet
>>225069646>>225069684Why is she so concerned about what I do with my pee pee
yeah.. been about the alleyways of /brit/, what’s it to you?
a bulgarian a canadian a slav and a finn walk into a bar
good morning he has insane aura
mongs used to be like "omg iphones dont even have *insert some stupid gimmick like foldable screens* they are so behind" and i was always like yeah because its retarded and now they do this
if i buy a £2000 phone will my posts get better
>>225071930awkward, confident, cheeky, unbotheredwe could learn a lot from this
get the free sheldon edish made
>>225071930no idea who this person is
>>225071930shut up mate
>>225071982
>>225071911we are slav saaar
