Live your myth in Sweden
what does sex even feel like?
>>225095399like sandy coins
>>225095387I would prefer no freeloaders on my boat.
>>225095399Jack off poorly in warm water and you'll get the gist.
>>225095429kek this is extremely accurate
>>225095387is that sweeden? isn't it supposed to be cold up there?
Are they even Swedish? Look more continental.
>>225095387Imagine paradropping a feral 195cm 100kg (pure muscle) aids infested low IQ vantablack Congolese bvll with the most fertile 10 inch BBC north of the Sahara into that boat after he hasn't cum in 2 weeks
>>225095399>sit on your knees in a warm shallow tub, naked>pretend there are legs pressed against the outsides of yours, maybe push against the sides of the tub if narrow enough>pull your foreskin back, and you have to do this quick but submerge your hands into a tube shape just under the surface of the water>now this is called "missionary", but you're essentially twerking as you jerk yourself off leaning forward and you hands are remaining stationary, its your dick thats movingthats the best way I can describe it
>>225095387I might have a chance to fuck a blonde Swedish whore I met off a sugar daddy app.Should I do it bros. Is aryan Swedish pussy worth 1000 euros?
>>225095545I'm a 5'7 latinx and did this for free on a random night in shitaly with a girl taller and thinner than me with giant breastsso no
>>225095387botched
>>225095387But that's clearly Greece
Pale Houris from Jannah Insane to think that Sweden is literally Islamic heaven
what does sweden even feel like?
>>225095387Thanks for posting. I genuinely enjoy beautiful women. Just like I enjoy a beautiful natural landmark. There is so much beauty in this world and its important to take it in.
>>225095387You just know there is a black football player in that boat.
>>225095429>>225095452Looking forward for my next shower
>>225095387>all slutsvery low standards anon
>>225095399its highly overratedyou can easily have a gooning sesh that feels better unironically
>>225096236We all need to nut in a slutty freaky whore once in our lifetime before settling down with a boring ball and chain wife. If women are allowed to ride the cock carousel of drug addicted gangsters and unemployed niggeroids, then what's stopping us from doing the same with their female equivalent (permadrunk tattooed trashy whores?)
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>>225095399Its like sticking your weiner into something that was specifically made for your weiner to get sticked in
>>225097072You are really busy during the pride month, aren't you?
>>225095399Just like pain in the ass
>>225095387simp thread. those whores don't even look Swedish btw
I'm sure they have wonderful inner-lives.
>>225095449Their minister of finance went to my high school. He was like 24 years old when they swore him in. >i wonder what Abdi is up to these days
>>225095545Swedish women are whores for a love of the game anon. You can’t actually fuck them for money if you’re ugly. There’s a very low chance she’s actually Swedish. There’s no escape from being unfuckable in the piss cuck country
>>225095387Every single one of these blondes go to brown countries every summer and spent at least 2 weeks having non-stop sex with brown men.It's a swedish tradition at this point.
>>225095387that looks like Spain
>>225098212They have sex with love island contestants. If he’s from the UK, tatted up and is burning through his McDonald’s paycheck on peach sparkling in the tourist club they’ll jump on the brown dick same as any other. Nico working in the hotel reception isn’t getting any of that. Get real
>>225095387they are all 21-22yo here and will hit the wall at 30. also they'll all cheat on their men
>>225095971Houris are actually young boys
>>225098432If that's true how come Allah said they are all large breasted
>>225098756They got implants
>>225098788Allah made them large breasted
>>225097072MOOOOODS!!!
Don't you guys think about anything else other than sex?
>>225098926Sometimes I think about food or shitting
>>225095387imagine the smell
>>225095399Sincerely overrated.The chase and bringing the girl to your bed is where the true sport is at.The hunting is more rewarding than the reward itself. All women are the same in bed, no matter how good they look.
>>225095399It's not worthy. Had goon sessions that felt much better than sex with average foid
>>225095399If you arent addicted to porn its the hardest you will ever orgasm and emotionally fulfilling if its with someone you love, but with serious porn issues it kind of mutes your sensitivity But this is 4chan which is gooner central as you can see from the replies.
>>225100076i doubt that
>>225100076Most women don't even know how to jerk off or suck a dick.
>>225095399I recently had sex for the first time and it wasn't all that. I lasted a long time because it didn't feel like too much honestly. Maybe years of masturbation broke my dick but that's what becoming a wizard will do to you.
>>225100347Congratulation anon.And no its perfectly normal, your cock is fine.
>>225095399The good things about sex is the anticipation and build up, the touching and licking and kissing, the smells and electric feeling as your skin touches eachother, and the her moaning and yelping and the primal feel of dominating another person. Describing the literal physical sensation of the two genitals moving about is bound to sound disappointing.
>>225095399breddy gud ngl
>>225100119I don't know how but my first gf in highschool was a literal natural-born pornstar. She could do it all and even seemed to enjoy it Anything since has been absolutely awful
