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>Do people actually find horror films scary? It isn't real, the characters aren't real, who cares?

love finding a bevvo you enjoy while out eating, then finding out that it isnt sold in store... NOT!!!! HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that post really rattled the oceanians

>>225179854
her gloved fingers
my prostate
milking me for hours

so what has andy “i like to move it move” burnham done since getting into office then

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>I'm white but I'm blacker than you Digga

https://youtu.be/QFmMN7TfXlA

>>225179888
i would last 30 seconds

bro named his band after a supermarket

see you all at the library tomorrow then

genuinely mental how good boomers had it, from the day they were born the economy was on a bull run which meant they had everything from the day they were born AND could buy properties for like 5k AND had disposable income out the wazzoo to invest AND got to retire on fat fucking pensions + interest off investments + multiple assets but refuse to budge an inch to make life even 10% easier for the average 20-30 year old who has FUCK ALL

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today's 'orses

I see Ruby's agent has stepped up the advertisements

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Arabian nights demmie

i find horror movies scary

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>>225179854
What did Domino's mean by this

>>225179920
keep crying

Ever butchered a chicken before? Recipe I am doing needs skin on meat but I like thighs and my mrs likes breast, so I've just bought a full bird to save a shitload of money buying that all pre done.

on my lunch break
well over nine tenths of the way through the working week

>>225179888
Ziedy - the song

>>225179890
They proposed that if you have a property that you own and dont use the government can sieze it and give it to migrants

>>225179853
Need to bring back the proper Christian version though. Carve turnips. Make soul cakes. Go souling

>>225179929
Not sure why you're asking me

>>225179924
swear no one here actually watches her vids

>>225179854
the anti ruby poster wont like this one bit

>>225179920
young people should pivot to lobbying to abolition of inheritance tax desu would do them far better in the long run

Love horror films but I've not felt that feeling of scare that lingers after the film's over for a long time.
They need to bring that back

>>225179933
Is it wandering around your flat?

>>225179854
She knows exactly what she's doing.

>>225179970
BOO
hahaha

You know what they meant you fucking gay retard

>>225179962
>>225179962
>>225179962

>>225179931
*revs up a big cartoon like punch that leaves your nose pointing out the back of your head*

>>225179956
Yeah it's clearly just someone advertising

>>225179929
Never understood people getting cheesy garlic bread or 'knots' with a pizza, it's bread with a side of bread lmao, get tenders you freaks

david brent and george costanza
best sitcoms characters

>>225179970
Watch pulse

>>225179970
think youve just grown up mate

give me back that nigger dick
give me that dick
give me back that nigger dick
give me that dick
what if it were poo hanging up on this wall?
if it were poo in that sandwich, you wouldn't be laughing at all

>>225179971
How did you know I live in a flat

setting network.http.http3.enable to false in firefox fixes most google bugs like slow youtube

but it seems to fuck with the thread watcher on 4chan

>>225179944
does the migrants have to be vantablack or poo brown to live in these seized houses, or could a sweet normal white swedish man be accommodated?

>>225179970
What's a good horror film for someone not into them?

>>225179970
name three films that do this

>>225179933
yes just take your time and use a sharp knife to go through the joints no need to rush it

>>225179989
starts really well but gets so dumb

>>225179986
And the black woman eating a white ice cream is about ice cream

some really interesting online content on the wayback machine if you know what to look for

>>225179933
do it most weekends if i've got a chicken in
start by taking the wings off, feel for the joint and get the knife between it
then do the legs
the breasts, start from the top bone and carve around it and down
not that helpful really but watch a youtube video, its not hard

>>225179920
>Muh inter generational differences
Good goy

>>225179933
Yeah it's not complicated but make sure your knife is sharp or it's a real pain

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>>225179915
>band

>>225179986
>tenders
Fuck off yank

>>225179999
never encountered a google bug

>>225179874
>Watch them all fall down
>All day all day

>>225179970
The original angels doctor who is good. Otherwise I think people grow out of it.

>>225179999
>thread watcher on 4chan
use your eyes “nigga”

>>225180040
if your user agent is not chrome, google services don't work as well. they do it on purpose.

profoundly wotanic afternoon

>>225180023
>defending the most spoiled generation this country has ever seen
>despite the fact they literally despise you so much they won't sacrifice an inch to give you a better life

I hate you all. Especially rorke.

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love birds me but this is bananas

do people really wank to AI generated porn? i can't get off unless i know the people on my screen are probably dealing with a lot of personal problems that brought them down this sleazy path

EDF asking, nay, BEGGING me to get a smart meter

>>225179874
Need sunglasses to look at are Michaels outfits these days

>>225180072
hype af

>>225179944
My parents have a flat they use sporadically as a piere-de-terre, will it get a jungle man or a stabby afghan as a result

>>225180076
prefer the real thing too, need to see the misery and desperation in their eyes to spaff

>>225179874
far-right provocateur Michael Portillo

>>225180064
>you should hate your parents and grandparents even though theres only ever been a two party system where they had about as much political control as you or I
Ah yes very good Rabbi

wish they'd just release one more nightreign update. just update the relic system pls

>>225179890
sided with Man City owners
condemned a right wing figure while hes awaiting trial
fairford fiasco

>>225180097
Your french bit is woefully and hilariously wrong, but good on you for trying

Became hyper paranoid and vigilant last night and couldn't sleep. I could hear every single noise within a kilometre I'm sure of it. Though there was burglars. I've literally just woken up at I'm about 4 hours off my sleep pattern.

>piere-de-terre
what does this tarqism mean

>>225180076
I wank exclusively to ai generated hentai these days. I'm that much of a vile freak

>>225180076
I find a lot of the images have an off look about them, and videos are not quite there yet.

>>225180076
don't even like professional porn so I'm not watching AI generated shite. has to be amateur for me and that's why gdp is king

>>225180116
this is what happens to your mind when you form your wordview around what you read in instagram comment sections

anyone's hometown paired with sister cities?
some are very random it seems

>>225179989
The Jap one? Seen it
>>225180002
Halloween is a good slasher, or Nightmare on Elm Street if you want something more fantastical.
Sixth Sense is also a brilliant one but it's closer to a psychological thriller than a horror, I'd still count it.
>>225180006
Blair Witch Project
Paranormal Activity the first one
The Woman in Black

>>225180132
when you're trying to keep a frenchman away

>>225180116
no you should hate them for being so against giving you a chance at a better life despite living a life 100x more privileged than yours will ever be and still refusing to give up a fraction of their comfort to help improve your life

>>225180072
Went to a bird sanctuary once and everyone there was wearing outfits like this with £1000 binoculars and they looked at me with disgust for not having a high optical zoom camera

>>225180146
yeah there's one in Germany and one in Ukraine

>>225180110
Nonce

>>225180147
>Halloween is a good slasher, or Nightmare on Elm Street if you want something more fantastical
Those sort of films are shit though, just a load of people getting murdered and then they manage to escape/stop the baddy at the end (or do they?).

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>>225180146
loads

>>225180001
Yes!

>>225179956
I can imagine girls in Asia that love English culture enjoy them

>>225180160
Genuinely a freak hobby. It's like leftypols version of golf.

>>225179970
It's you who has change not the films, I used to get that and I wouldn't even watch a whole horror film because it scared me, now they don't scare me at all so I can enjoy watching them

>>225180136
it’s always gonna be off, how is a clanker supposed to mimic the absolute depravity and perversion that the human mind comes up with?

>>225180144
No its called having a family and talking to people and realising the past wasnt all sunshine ans rainbows you moron

>>225179956
used to watch them all I even went back and watched all her morning routines again in slowmo to find the bum pics you all enjoy so much

my wine has been delivered :)

Picked Carex as one of my weekly offers on Co-Op website. Went in store to buy some handwash and it hasn't given me the discount.

Weekend ruined

I'm going to buy a Peugeot 306 I think unless anything older comes up. I love that era of french cars.

>>225180188
It's not even that, I only wank to images, webms and gifs and mostly solo women. Even AI generated solo women normally still has a very artificial look to it, but it varies.

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>>225180206
get in
it's wine night here too

best horror movie of all time is the exorcist
anyone's whose top 10 list doesn't include this movie is an idiot

fookin years of tory austerity and labour muslamic ray gun boats got me pouch of baccy up to 28 quid

having dinner in about an hour from now :) x

>>225180146
Not quite mine but next door town is paired with Zywiec which is cool because I like drinking polish lager

>>225179970
The best horror films are the ones in the 1960s and 70s where the lack of effects and music, with a combination of good writing and eerie sense of dread and isolation makes the film a real horror.

>>225180246
is not dinner time

>>225180227
Wow that's 3 wine bottles for £8 each. Idk if it changes it if you count the last one but you get posh wine for cheaper and could work it out that way

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>>225180072
need cute birdwatcher gf

>>225180175
It's more about the dread and suspense than it is about the slashing
You won't enjoy any film if you look at it through a reductionist lens

In a world of English dare to be welsh

>>225180255
im my own man on my own schedule x

>>225180229
watch this horror-show instead *spreads my pooey hairy arsehole*

>>225179979
>>225179982
asg

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you arrive in pengdon

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>>225180276
uk's top rimmer fears nothing

>>225180268
I'm more likely to laugh in a horror film than be scared, I want the monster the eat the person as it's entertaining.

Britan lecturing germany about czechoslavakia while killing thousands of Arabs in the Palestinian revolt of 1936-1939 ah yes

So Diego died for real this time

>>225180160
Sometimes walk dogberg on a river with a lot of these types, like letting him run around and chase all the birds and piss them off. I don't really do that but can you imagine?

my credit score is 1066 like the Battle of Hastings lol

>>225180287
most soulless and unpeng part of pengdon town this

>>225180227
going to be voddy and a chippy tea for me tonight
(get in)

why do yanks always come in here and post whatever off-topic shite they just read on wikipedia

>>225180276
oh dear! a real creature feature

>>225180128
yeah cba to google it desu

>>225180294
Try something like Wrong Turn or The Hills Have Eyes then desu
Watched them all recently and they hold up pretty well. The new Wrong Turn was pretty good too despite being woke (has a gay nigga and a black nigga in it)

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>>225180312
yeh if you're poor

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>>225180287

>>225180331
is that the isle of dogshit?

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>britan

>>225180321
no cgi here laddie, only the real deal

Had a weird nightmare. My best friend through school who I've not spoken to in over 10 years, we were hanging out. I bought a load of lottery tickets. I gave him a few, and two of them were winning numbers. He went home knowing and we didn't see or speak since, it was a total of 3 million quid he won. I expected some of that money naturally, because I gave him the tickets and we were once close. Led to deep feeling of regret, isolation and disbelief. Potentially a reminder to look after yourself before others and never needlessly sacrifice your own opportunities for others you don't entirely trust.

>>225180229
Bit dated however, when I watched it and the whole room started shaking it cracked me up and took my immersion away, it was too 70s looking. Good overall though

>>225180076
AI upscaling of classic 2000s europorn has been amazing and also AI generated face swapping and regeneration means that some old wanks are coming back to life with new photo content.
Generated from the ground up stuff is pure slop.

wanna get wasted tonight too but shoudlnt

can hear someone using a drill outside

>>225180331
Is this Cheadle?

The protocols of the learned elders of zion is an accurate description of the jews and their conduct on the world stage
Every bullet point listed in that document has come to pass

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Leftypol unmasked

>>225180356
maybe its a sign that your mate is thinking about killing himself and you should reach out to him

Few cans of madri for me and a bottle of prosecco in the fridge for the mrs

>>225180368
got any plans this weekend malaponte

>>225180377
>this is my le concerned about genocide face

>>225180368
>every bullet point
Such as?

>>225180368
don’t read fiction personally

going to play some video games tonight after i have my tea (curry and naan bread)

>>225180407
Love a good naan but I'm more of a rice nigga myself
What games we thinking lad?

>>225180356
*nods sagely*

>>225180377
Yeah lets put the bloke with fucking massive bolt ons on the video about stopping genocide that should do the trick

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absolute head loss going on in manny

>>225180419
i'm playing ac shadows

>>225180377
having trouble telling if this is a particularly masculine looking woman, or a man with huge tits

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The best horror film is Cannibal Holocaust. Banned in Britain for 30 years, the Director made everybody sign an agreement to not speak to the media for 2 years after the release of the film to make people believe they were actually dead.

Then the Italian police arrested him because they thought he killed them and they thought his image was real and he had to explain how it was done lmao

>>225180377
Massive tits on this lad

>>225180407
most bizarre lie ever posted here

>>225180419
me chatting up a tranny at the curry house

>>225180419
Just downloaded RapeLay

>>225180405
To deny the validity of the protocols is on the same level as a child who refuses to accept Santa claus isnt real
Really, anyone who doesn't recognize the protocols as proven fact is a conspiracy theorist

>>225180431
boring meme film
you download your opinions from social media

love women with good politics and massive honkers

Think I'll just do burger and chip slop for dinner tonight, too lazy to actual food preparation

>>225180423
boomers considered this guy a master troll

>>225180458
I watched it before social media existed keep your reddit projections to yourself wheelchair boy

>>225179920
Erm they had to deal with 15% interest rates on their £10,000 mortgages

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Booze cravings intensifying, must not give in

>>225180261
This sort of gave me the ick. I know how women feel all the time now

>>225180472
ok unc

Just saw a tall slim thick girl with a cropped crop and had to dive into an alley to scream TUMMY SEX

>>225180439
scr
>>225180431
okay film, the story around it is more interesting than the film itself ngl
great fx for sure though

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Watched this kino last night

>>225180494
is the alley soundproof?

>>225180481
You had to be married to get a loan too

Anti-semitism is a form of self defense for non jews really

>>225180456
cool story bro

yawned just then

>>225180423
narrative rapidly changing from the club did nothing wrong to it's the rules that are actually corrupt

>>225180293
erm

boomers were worse than you think, if you're old enough to remember when they were teachers, policemen, politicians etc they were schizo freaks that beat their wives and children and abused alcohol and drugs. Nasty people

Hitler will live forever because people will always be talking about him

>>225180520
dont you get tired of being antisemitic all day
lighten up

>>225180362
agree with you about the upscaling, there's something spectacular about watching a porno from the 1970s that's in 4k resolution so you can make out each individual pubic hair on the 70s tart's jungle fanny

>>225180331
Deliverooing an ICBM to your studio cupboard as we speak

breathed in and then breathed back out again

>>225180550
scream

>>225180545
Same with Spaino (pbuh)

>>225180377
Bibi been real quiet since this dropped

>>225180377
What's even the point of this video, it's just repeating things everybody already know. Is this peak virtue signalling?

>>225180558
and this has returned a positive result has it?

It's not a 'cost of living' crisis, it's a 'everyone's underpaid' crisis.

* Productivity is up.
* Profits are up.
* Asset prices are up
* Investor portfolios are booming.

And this has been the trend for pretty much the last fifty years.

Wealth hoarding and flat lining wages that barely move with inflation are responsible for our 'crisis', nothing else.

shipping from australia takes the piss

Mad how Spainlad is such a legendary poster that people still accuse random people of being him years after his departure

off to go invent some lunch

>>225180577
it's just taxes are fucked

>>225180431
Watched this after reading how it's le scariest film ever
It's creepy sure but pretty crap

>>225180578
thank you for supporting whatever australian industry you're awaiting shipping from

>>225180550
a lot of answers are more than one word though?

re-inventing the wheel
reckon it needs a fresh take

The deep historical ties between nazism and the Palestinian/arab resistance is undeniable and irrefutable

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Even if you don't like anime this is absolute KINO. Getting a 4k re-release soon too

need for weed: hotbox zoot

>>225179895
damn this the best diss since know better

>>225180617
need a clue: for you

>>225180613
The deep historical ties between your mum and black penis/racemixing is undeniable and irrefutable

>>225180594
it was scary when i was 10

>>225180550
I always knew the 'learn to code' wisecracks would be the first to get fucked lmao

Some mad shit going on in France (/brit/ related because they're our enemies/brothers and we'll have the same issues before the close of the decade)

>>225180583
people sometimes still talk about 190 as though he's still here, when in actuality he hasn't had a confirmed sighting since 2019

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>>225180627
got him

>>225180613
does your gf know your a brown nazi

Listening to Ghibli music and crying

>>225180633
its just a student protest they have them all the time out there

>>225180633
love 'em for always managing to be a little bit worse than us

>>225180622
stick it up your frozen jacksie sven

What came first the chicken or the egg?
*watches as your brain pours out of your ears*

>>225180615
I agree, I'm an anime hater but make an exception for this

>>225180615
this is the one with the poisoned fanny isnt it

>>225180654
It's not ok

>>225180664
suck a prawn out my arse

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could someone trace over this with a digital pencil plz? ta

>>225180598
I wanted to preorder a few 4k kinos from umbrella but think I'll just pirate them instead and buy them when a british label releases them

>>225180670
the egg obviously
the egg was laid by some sort of proto-chicken but the embryo came out mutated and retarded as the first true chicken we know and love to scran today

>>225180695
Would be antisemitic, sorry

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>>225180654
Little bit more than that

>>225180695
afraid that would produce an antisemitic image

im all sad about football
cant stop crying
all those times Zestingz acted like he was injured for england so he could focus on sham cheaty (formerly known as man city).. all for naught.....

>>225180577
Profits are not up. Productivity is up on paper but not in practice. The UKs assets and portfolios are dismal. Any investor making money is betting on American companies

>The British authorities resorted to extreme violence and terror to crush the revolt. They massed four successive military divisions in Palestine—some fifty thousand British soldiers—backed by air and artillery forces. In addition to the regular police they raised nearly ten thousand additional police from Arabs and Jews, so that the total forces arrayed against the revolt reached about seventy thousand, not counting the frontier units and the Transjordan Force under the Englishman Glubb. They used methods of terror, cruelty, and torture almost unbelievable for a civil government to inflict on the people of towns and villages. The martyrs in 1938 and 1939 numbered more than six thousand, not counting the one hundred and fifty sentenced by British courts to death by hanging.
>Many were hanged in Ramadan while fasting, among them the seventy-year-old martyr Shaykh Farhan al-Sa‘di and the martyr Khalil Abu Laban. The wounded numbered in the tens of thousands; those detained for longer or shorter periods reached about fifty thousand. Whole quarters were blown up in cities such as Jaffa and Jenin and in many villages; food stocks were destroyed and money and goods plundered. Many detainees suffered the most savage tortures—branding with red-hot iron, tearing out fingernails, confinement in refrigerators, hanging by the legs and flooding the stomach with water, flogging until the body burst with blood—and other cruelties for which the English were known.
Why are you all so fucking evil?

all the goycattle slaves distracted by the celebrity traitors while an international clique of hook nosed usurious yid bastards pulls us into a zog forever war

>>225180704
they got zuko out there

>>225180697
don't know what it is you're referring to. are you buying DVDs? (or blu ray or whatever) in 2026 AD?

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>>225180695

>>225180704
why did he do that

>>225180679
...yh

>>225180712
Am I supposed to care about dead browns

>>225180242
Snoozeberg

>>225180704
was that a bloody blowtorch

>>225180550
>not one mention of diddy
Games gone

>>225180740
Lighter + deoderant

>>225180704
Macron has been a failure, they're protesting over under-funding in public services.

>>225180737
Goy

dealerberg didn't send me a free extra strip with my opioid order this time, fucking spewin

>>225180760
Yes, thanks, I am white

>>225180704
he's so calm about it they're not even human really are they

https://youtube.com/shorts/P6xWV2U3hqY?si=PHqA_ZlZaSICKGf3

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>>225180756
Sure thing they are

do the rabid antisemites here enjoy spamming or is it a mental prison or anxiety and self-hatred that they are trying to escape
they just do the same thing every day it is very sad

>>225180756
Need them all kneecapped

>>225180796
you sad, sad crippled little boy

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>>225180377

>>225180803
?

antisemitism is a noble cause but malaponte ruins it by being utterly obsessed with brown people

Right well it can't STILL be 4chan's birthday can it

there was an old lady who swallowed a poo
i don't know why she swallowed that poo
perhaps she'll spew

>>225180836
also by being brown people

>>225180620
Digga can't let this slide, 2 guys at the top of the scene going at it should make for some quality diss tracks

>>225180850
Yeah that too

>>225180778
are boudica

>>225180822
some bench press on this lad

>>225180633
>schoolkids burning some bins

>>225180847
there was an old lady who swallowed a nigger
i dont know why she swallowed that nigger
perhaps she'll snigger

will be make a contribution to the paki pizza industrial complex today methinks

>>225180838
swear special 'day' events are always 48hrs

first i be like yeah i dont know about bombing all these women in children, israel iiiii dont know about this one big guy
then americans be like: why do u support hamarrs my duder

wish i were gay sometimes, have had a lot of benders hit on me in my day so i reckon i could basically get as much cock as i wanted

who tuched my chocolits

job applied to. many such cases

>>225180633
It's nogs and nafris burning schools and toppling statues while the faggot Communist Melenchon tweaks his nipples.
Red-Green Alliance shit, enabled by that weak NeoLib homo Macron.

french leftypol turning many blind eyes.

>>225180890
no one’s stopping you mate

>>225180896
cool it with the homophobia

>>225180894
*hurriedly pulls up my trackies, barely concealing my chocolate filled arse*
errr not me mate

Ever look back on online friends back in the day and realise they were much older gay guys who were grooming you?

>>225180946
No but it says a lot about your posting habits

>>225180910
i'm not into blokes though, just saying if i WERE into them i'd clean up

>>225180946
sometimes I worry that the gay femboys I was talking to back in the day were lying about their ages and were actually underage

>>225180946
Yeah I was groomed by a 40 year old londoner who i played l4d2 with every day when i was about 10, mummy probably should have done something about that

still remember his gamertag "AllergicPumpkin" and getting very excited when he came online

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chicken, bacon, and leek hotpot for dinner tonight

>>225180976
Was he from Wandsworth?

Alright lads?

>>225180978
phwoar

Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day

>>225180978
going to have tofu fajitas me

>>225179854
goblin hands

rorke committing seppuku in ladbrokes

>>225180978
leftypol seething

>>225180791
The grim, monotone, homogenous uniform of the global urban underclass.