i'd quite like a big woolly jumper for winter and i'd be very happy to take recommendations thank you
Why did chinks do it?
Where the fuck did all these Christians suddenly appear from? Literally haven't heard a peep out of them for years and now I'm led to believe the UK became ultra religious over the space of 2 or 3 years
>>225207264Or just making curtains obsolete, you reminded me of this family guy bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLjr3dzOUpQ
>>225207297they was that bored
Phil Foden will be ok he is pushing for a transfer to Brighton ok
absolutely love getting my walt out greasing it up and wanking it to things i really shouldn't
>>225207303not sure what you meanmy nan was a christian but shes long gone
>>225207321um
>>225207321skylar white talking about her bdsm proclivities
seen this cunt too many times in this video and it's only a 13 minute clip
>>225207317yeah bet he ishe'll love playing up top in brighton
They are turning into gypsies
>absolutely love getting my walt out greasing it up and wanking it to things i really shouldn't
STOP WITH THE BRIT GENERALS
>>225207382>Jason and Lucia can carry drugs in their inventory and use it at any time>PEGI says drug use is frequent and prominent in the games, with characters also able to take illegal drugs together ok so don't worry about itI hope you can choose the drugs ok
time for that morgpie x dredd vid
Just took some edibles lads x
>>225207374eventually they'll just hack us and steal money to stay aliveby eventually I mean in a week or perhaps tomorrow
nth for the gyaldem
>>225207391shouldn't that get it banned in Australia then? Think they're not allowed to have games that make recreational drugs look cool
Why do people pretend flying is a right? If you want to sit next to your kid, it makes sense they might charge you extra.
Is this weeks pasta
>>225207430just reserve the seats ffs retards
>>225207374normies think there's literally some program running 24/7 without input, don't they?doesn't do anything if you don't force it to do something, like email people asking for money
is this normal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVMzECBZn8Y
>>225207422Already rated R18 there but I think they overlooked that drug use and will likely ban it
>>225207431Is that just for you or will you be sharing with family/gfberg?
>>225207303it's a larp
>>225207447might watch boyz n the hood (1991)
>>225207453just for me as i dont have any family or gf
>>225207447>Multi-millionaire patronises toilsmen who have finally found some respite from the drudgery of toil
>>225207292you'll starve this winter ok
waiting for the Deegsy Review before I buy GTA VI
>>225207292Slow Love knitwear, very reasonably priced
>>225207468watch this
>>225207468it’s a good film
>>225207478>dont have any familyHow does that work then? You an orphan?
Mental that people don't realize how bad it's going to get this winter.Especially in europe
>>225207490good flick
>>225207379eisenhower trying to plan operation overlord
Drives me insane how much coverage the beeb gives to women's football on the football page. Fuck off, they're all shit. They train for years and still look slow, lethargic and like they've never touched a ball in their life.Every single league 2 team would fucking trounce the top womens teams so why are is the beeb desperately trying to shovel this shit down our throats.Fucking woke man, can't wait for the licence fee to fuck off.
Why does the world increasingly become blander? Quite dull innit.
>>225207515Tell the BBC and not us YOU WON'T
>>225207489thank you but probably need cheaper than this
>>225207505will be fine here
>>225207505Vagueposting nigga loves his vagueposts
>>225207498i mean i have some family but theyre not here
>>225207505it'll be fine mate
>>225207524reckon its just trends
>>225207524jews
>>225207505*puts a jumper on*
>>225207532Nothings ever good enough for you is it?
Scranning a whole box of Guylian seashells and there’s nothing Andy Burnham or the woke mob can do to stop me
biomass bastards
>>225207505I reckon there will be a second wind towards the end of the year and we'll finish off with some solid gimmicks personally
I don't buy clothes. Not bought a garment in about 10+ years. Already have plenty clothes.every few years I have to buy shoes / boots as the soles wear away but even then you can get them resoled
rorkeypops having a tantrum from women kicking a ball about
>brownimagine driving a poo car
anyone else find the taste of wine quite delectable?
>>225207568>PolandSCREAMINGEnjoy the freeze
>>225207572my sister likes them
Finland. Da happiest country on Oith. They got what's ours, that's what. And you just let them get away with it. I say, we show those China Swedes who's boss
we at /brit/ will watch England play football today ok
>>225207524because stocking 1 or 2 colours of car is far more efficient than stocking 7
on the bus pissing up into my own face
>>225207579I'm cooking up something incredible that will blow every britposting man away
>>225207489>>225207532>Yes I live in a flatshare in Brighton how did you know?
>>225207590i hope so, it was too warm last winter and barely any snow
>>225207524mine is blue
frasierlad letting everyone know he loves red wine as he chokes down the upper third of his first ever bottle of wine, an £8 malbec from tesco's finest range
>>225207524people are more ashamed to be driving shitboxes about so they want to blend into the grey hellscape around themsupercars still have flashy colours as their owners still want to stand out
>>225207609not i
>>225207568Bodied that mong
>>225207572Your poor arteries
>>225207612
>>225207625ive had many an excellent £8 malbec
>>225207663yeah same that's all I get tbf
>>225207642you willyou must
>>225207650Bro why are you here constantly, and I mean CONSTANTLY, don’t you have a life outside 4chan?
>>225207663For me it's casillero del diablo cabernet sauvignon for £7.99 clubcard prices
I listen to the Sugababes. I'm not a gay man
Is there a race to form humanoid robot house slaves? I feel like this has to be something that'd occur. I wonder how chaotic it'd be though, feels like those in the know could reprogram it to commit acts of terrorism if the humanoid robots are dexterous enough to hoover and take the dishes out>>225207672You know there are seemingly three Spanish flags on /brit/, I'm not even that one you're replying to, also you'd be on the same amount of time anyway if you're seeing it
>>225207672So you must be here constantly as well yes if you’ve noticed this?
>>225207682they say it's wine from the devil's cellar
>>225207691this is a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVG4Ix9GgFg
Need a heavily tatted wife
>>225207700you are always on when i come here tbf
>>225207697>>225207700Meltdown
>>225207303Africa
>>225207706they say that do they?
>>225207706Many have said this
could a classic style automaton be the key to controlling AI?
Immigrant here. I've been posting here for many years. You've probably scr'd at my posts. I've joined in with rorke posting at times. How does it feel to have had a positive interaction with the biomass?
Actually mad how well this song captures the summers of my youthhttps://youtu.be/xv6j3f65MWs?si=JZdfe88QXx-gTLX6
>>225207715>>225207700stop pretending you're two people
>>225207733yeah it says it on the label
>>225207752
>>225207755He’s so mentally ill
>>225207753you know it's not Jane "the raped" Doe?
>>225207671i can'ti shan't
>>225207755sorry
>>225207715Are you replying to yourself or are all three in here rn
cor
>>225207715Literally this is my 3rd post of the day and just from scrolling back I can see you’ve been posting here for hours. Stop projecting >>225207755But we are
>>225207794>>22520780416 seconds parts that's a committed samefag (according the guy having a melty)
https://youtube.com/shorts/BMHGoEtmJs0?si=rhYDRwyBgG9_r3hH sexo
The Spanish flags posts in here right now? All me.
day 4 without alcohol, managed to stop myself going to get some at the last minute the other night but i feel awful this morning
>>225207431do you live in manchester
blud bought a pass to make his samefagging more believable holy smokes
>>225207804i don’t think there’s 3, not regulars anyway there’s you and me you are the newfag that’s obsessed with quentin scobie. you moved to spain when you were 12, o algo don’t know nothing bout no other spaino
>>225207844Proud of you lad
>>225207844Shouldn't quitting lead to you feeling better as opposed to worse?
Is Employed Woman working today?
been banned from premier inn for wanking in my room
Find it sad they didn't crash the Israel-bound plane into the ocean.
>>225207374Would have sex with them lol
>>225207846i do notwrong side of the pennines
>>225207841All the Brit flags in here are me, I am a busy boy
>>225207612Good post>>225207752
>>225207861why would that get you a ban
This bird is so FUCKING FIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhttps://youtu.be/Kk-Fum6YMOw?si=8rnxhc00EisL3wvA
>>225207890looked at nudie pics on their wifi
>>225207752It's fine because there are e immigrants here that make dogdhit posts but won't leave and want to complain about immigrants irl (they don't do that not even on the Dover protests) because theyre cowards lmoa
i really am such an evil little incel gremlin
>Pastaboy should be the next PM
>>225207920When are you killing yourself, freak?
>>225207920Tell me more
>>225207939NeverI'm white
says it all, really
There’s one Spanish flag who is here literally all day. He’s extremely boring as well, usually just replies to posts and doesn’t get replies himself, probably one of those lonely people who use the website as a friendship simulator. Then there’s me (the Cool Spaniard). Please don’t get us confused. Thanks
my entire day today will be:eating junk food and deliveryslopwatching youtube videos watching animewatching pornbeing on 4chan that's itthat's my whole day i will probably be awake until 4AM
>>225207949There's three, one is an actual Spanish person, one is Spaino and one is who I assume you, an expat.
>>225207949have literally never seen a good spanish post
are we pretending the UK isn't a christian country again
>>225207406good vid that
>>225207983shes good but i find his videos megaboring
>>225207964Pretty sure none of them are Spaino unless he’s changed his gimmick massively >>225207972Yes you have, stop trying to beg attention by being rude ok?
>>225207997be all over that like a rash after a singular pint of cider I will not sit here and lie to you I just won't do it
>>225207949needed more irony to pull this post off, you seem desperate to fit in
>>225207978Who is pretending?
>>225208022histrionic flagtranny posts are dogshit by default mate you can always smell the desperation
I'm desperate to fit in but thankfully post under a UK flag which makes me imperceptible
>>225207854Bingo about me that other guy who called himself the cool Spaniard isn't me though
>>225208079Have a (you)
Wife that looks of ambiguous gender
been banned from premier inn
Would 190cm master race have supported Man City or not He posted before my time but you lot make him sound so amazing Yh.. He sounded like the best ever
haven't pooed for a couple of days but just been for a massive shite. honestly lads, the stench was terrific; like a rotting corpse
>>225208099how have you not killed yourself yet
>>225208099hes dead get over it
>>225208112*hadn't
>>225208058I can’t really help having the flag of where I live, sorry if that bothers you
>>225208097Was it for wanking?
>>225207449no way a game as massive as GTA 6 gets banned here, people would throw a shit fit
Tucking into a plate of vomit and wee. No poo.
>>225208085right ok whatever dudethink this whole spainposter conundrum will soon be simplified because /brit/ isn’t really worth coming too even for 30 min stints bye
>>225208149weedmans on holiday in the alpujarra's right now, run there and tell him to get his arse back NOW
woke up today with my balls missing but turns out they were inside my arse. no wonder i slept like a baby!
our PM is owned by the arabs
>>225208120Looks ok, hope that lasagne is Quorn mince
>>225208166see you in an hour
Where comes the tranny namefag posts Daily humiliation ritual
>>225208179no mate. beef. not a bender, you see
>>225208168This is very common in Asiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(disease)They literally have mass hallucinations of their balls disappearing.
football watching mongs should never be PMs or politicians at all
>>225208166most of your posts are seething about american politics so nobody will miss you
>>225208195I'm very disappointed in you
>>225208167Should have stocked up before he left lad
>>225208183we’re not all pathetic losers like you
Spanitard haha*does the flemenco*
off to the "nigga" bed for my "nigga" sleep
wanked in premier inn then got a call from an unknown number the next morning after i checked out
>>225208197I have that but in my case it's actually real and not a mental thing. My penis is getting sucked back into my body.
Imagine Keir Starmer and Pedro Sanchez having a group wank
Have recently developed an interest - nay, a fetish - for trannies and I pinpoint this to their athleticism and salacious nature: they can fuck hard, fast, and will engage enthusiastically in rimming, fingering (in the arse), and suchlike. Women are weak, slow, and take too much coaxing to get them to do even basic things like anal.
>>225208216very true, do people actually live in there or is it like Shetland where it's ten natives on there last legs and lots of AIRBNB transplants
>>225208217Guess he saw you in a minute instead of an hour
>hope that lasagne is Quorn mince
>>225208097Why what happened
wanked in many a premier inneven had the housekeeper wank me off a few times
>>225208256Actually not true and I'll tell you for why. The estrogen rots their bones into dust, it's why they all walk around with gay little pink walking sticks. They're quite literally degenerating so their shags will in fact be highly lacklustre.
>>225208247>I have a real disease that causes my penis to be suckedsteak too juicy, lobster too buttery
XX wife that looks XY
>>225208277Hope you left him a tip
>>225208274looked at porn on the wifi and did wanking
proudly driving down the road with my blue 2005 renault clio shitbox
>>225208217made yourself upset on the internet for no reason award
Hey, bozo. Suck my cock.
>>225208157Punishment: Rockstar North gets a boot to the bum
>>225208266Don’t know never heard of it desu I live in Barcelona
second coffee is being sucked
Guys you'll never believe what happened. I got banned from premier inn for wanking to porn (legal) in my room.
>>225208333what if it was called bartehoma
>>225207505It's gonna be an Operation Dark Winter for Europe.
Booting up the old tor browser, see you in 20 :)
>>225208339been hours since i had my second coffee
>>225208348seems like sharia didn’t bloody allow it
we have codified racism
>>225208348should sue for discrimination
>>225208370Shariah don't like it. Rock the casbah.
>>225208357um
>>225208283Is that why they all keep beating women in sports?
what's a dimmy, dunny and a jack?(just watched mr inbetween)
we have to go backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSDIaaRC3jc
Please don't make umposting a nonce thing. That was never what it was supposed to be about.
>>225208357>ahaha lads get this right im a pedophile who enjoys looking at illegal child porn>lads? why arent you laughing? lads???
>>225208298Well you gotta have a wank in a premier inn
In one hour we will witness the triumphant return of Employed Woman
>>225208416its like when you want to shag a cute animal right?
hi
mad how much rooney mara mogs kate
>>225208421its against their turns of service
Why don’t British people have cool names for their sports teams
>>225208430
>>225208357Haha funny
>>225208293Head to northern Germany for the broad-shouldered women
Mouse can we get a live commentary of the England game please
>>225208453scrint
>>225208418>>225208454Duality of /brit/
>>225208466>international football matches on right nowah right, was wondering why it was just me and the schizophrenics rattling about the thread. Now I see.
>>225208407>ywn experience Bleach for the first time againIt's not right
getting all excited for Eurovision
>>225208445kate looks like something out of the planet of the apes
i think the proto-gf might be secretly part arab, i only thought she was swarthy because she's irish
>>225208483reddit thing to say
>>225208502only 7 months to go!
>£3k on credit card>Home insurance next month>Boiler service due>Need to roof tiles>Car insurance in December>Passport renewal in November>£91 gas and electric this month>Christmas soonHow much does death cost, lads?
>>225208489how the fuck can they have another they've already have the world cup this year
booting up the tor browser see you in 20
>>225208516stop bieng poor
>>225208407Still haven't finished bleach, should I power through?
>>225208466This is the ultimate dream. Mousey on comms... he'll be raking in the superchats
Maya Jama is too beautiful. I don't understand how it's possible
>>225208505i'd have a go on helena bonham carter in planet of the apes (2001) before kate mara
rorke's latest masterpiece
>>225208451we should have one like the new york rangers or the celtics
belka fi ded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFmcRO4D6cMde bomb blast renewable energy facilities
>>225208544She looks alright but can't rate non-white women
>>225208569In loving memory...https://youtu.be/mXxr58D-WiM?si=Y4HgojiAoP3l4NwR
I manually pay my council tax each month, not on direct debit.You see, this way, you don't pay in February or March and it feels like you have extra money for 2 months
>>225208560False flag to make us look bad
>>225208541nah it goes to shit. As far as the anime goes, stopping after the soul society arc is a good jumping off pointspeedread the manga if you want but it's honestly not good
Got one of them Thirst Aid hats on so I can drink beer during the football
>>225208594yeah i thought that too, probably jew what done it
gearing up for a big old wank this evehope it cools down a bit so it doesnt end up too sweaty and pooey
>British identity and lore prides itself on defeating the Nazis >Rorke supports the NazisCare to explain yourself rolke?
>>225208541my inquisitive toddler moments before i phone 999
>>225208352Interesting how he didn't respond, doesn't have an answer for that, curious.
>>225208598Can't be arsed with manga. I'm at the point where they're each having the big scrap in that fake city they build. I heard the last season was good. Also need to finish My Hero Academia
>>225208598whats the best animeapart from k-on! i've watched that
>>225208626You are a worthless weeaboo
>>225208622shriek
>>225208634What's your point
I was brutally raped as a child
Just paid £180 council tax
couldn't sleep last night, stayed up rolling around in bed until 5 am
>>225208628hell drivers
>>225208397Name ten examples
>>225208560surprised he got the swastika right, some retards can't even do that properly
>>225208655unlucky lad
>>225208626Where you're at now it'll only get worse as you go on. It does not get better. The last season is also not good, despite what people say.>>225208628>what's the best animeI suppose the 'best' is down to subjective taste but I'd say Ping Pong: The Animation is probably one of the best ever made, I'd recommend watching that.
>>225208680you'd know
really need to see a dentist, ent seen one since 2019 and my teeth are fucked
I'm getting a paki pizza later on
>>225208710they want to help you, they're not going to give you a bollocking for having neglected your teeth. Just go. GO TO THE DENTIST
>>225208695>Ping pong Can't tell if you're being serious or making a comedic racist joke about Asians
>>225208699i'd know because i've seen it
imagine if Nazis blew up a George Formby concert
>>225208710kek this literally metoo scared to go though cause the dentist will tell me off and i will have to get a lot of work done
>>225208785Bloke
>>225208758No I'm serious it's a real anime. Called Ping Pong. About... ping pong. And it's unironically one of the best ever made, easily on most top 10, top 5 lists.
>>225208710>>225208781just tell them you have depression and go through extended periods neglecting personal care
got to the part of the girl with the dragon tattoo (2011) where the cat gets killed and brutally splayed out like a swastika and that made both me and mackerel feel quite uneasy
>>225208809tell them you have autism to get a discount
interracial porn is rightcoded
>>225208804No but that's the appeal
>>225207964My word I looked through the archives for Spaino saying Barcelona and you're right, you're just wrong about who he is though, he is Spaino and not the expat because he's in Barcelona and he replied to this post saying pretty sure none of them are Spaino unless he changed his gimmick, cheeky Spaino still comes here
raping milhouse in simpsons hit and run
>>225208815Give mackerel a big hug and tell him it'll be ok
Never had to worry about money in my life until this year lads. I don't like having 3k on my credit card. So many bills for the rest of the year. It's giving me panic attacks.
I'm all excited about the England football match!!!
>>225208890Sell your arse
>>225208878cant say i like it much when people misgender my catshes had a hard enough life without that sort of bigotrybut given that you were to know and she doesnt seem to car i'll let it slide
Foden will be going on loan ok
>>225208710>go to the dentist>they put me under>i wake up with them fucking meevery fucking time
not had a rolo in eons
>>225208847the appeal is that it looks like a guy trying to look like a girl, and the appeal of the guy trying to look like a girl is that they look like a girla zoomer ouroboros, if you will
>>225208962ktim
>>225208919Your cat is a tranner and is a man now, get used to it. Mackerel is a boys name anyway.
>>225208962theyre shite
>>225208962oh i could proper go for some rolosgive us your last rolo lad :-P
>>225208962woke has went after them in recent years
>>225208911Our girl got robbed>>225208890>>225208516>Balance transfer on the credit card>Pay home insurance, car insurance and other bills>Fuck off the boiler service>Fuck off the roof tiles>Fuck off passport renewal unless you really need it>Tell people at Christmas you're having a tough time and won't be able to get them much (if anything)Simple.
need to pack in the wankingneed to pack in the drinking
Mousey and Spaino would get on like a fucking house on fire
New>>225209047
>>225207297mental how greeks taught them how to make these statues
