9x11 edish
>>225265536that's not allowed
what are you suppose to do if someone’s tailgating you and you’re already going 5mph over the speed limit?
5 day check in, how's locktober going?
>>225265536music is so gay
Beautiful big fresh warm turds. I wish i could hold them all in my hands as she pushes them out
>>225267652
>>225267651Brake check the cunt
>>225267655done him
>>225265536don't know any of this tranny shite
had a wee cry today about being alone
think i had a mini stroke earlier
It's Kate Winslet's 51st birthday today
>>225267682wank was it?
>>225267655just giving him free content.
>>225267652Not doing too bad, cage actually fits pretty snug unlike the last one I tried that was loose. Ngl I am horny and constantly pre-ing. Keyholder's gonna peg me next in just over a week so hopefully I get a nice cum from her dildo.
>>225267651go faster
best alcohol ive tasted and its 16 quid at Lidl
this is what britain used to be about
>>225267652busting. Hope we´re all using chaster.app
>>225267688Skull like a fucking cro-magnon. Wouldn't try and steal her mammoth meat.
Can I go the moors without seeing hordes of pakis? It's near Leeds
can i get in trouble for looking at a girls bum at work
>>225265536sayako and lucy mentioned !!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmJxxdbSA5o
>>225267714Vodka tastes like gasoline You could drink some hand sanitizer and it would taste the same as vodka
>>225267641Shhhhhh
>>225267651Pull over or change lanes to let them pass, follow them home, rape and kill their family in front of them, rape them and kill them, do a poo on their corpse.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fTfp-W2ktGs
>>225267705larper
>>225267744>>225265018
nth for the gyaldem
carla gay japseye
>>225267793the home of alcoholism
>>225267810jerk your worthless penis
mummy just crashed the gaytanic into a cuntberg
>>225267793leftypol hates this
>>225267849ok i will jerk it !!
>>225267668Ok then he crashed into the back of you now what genius
>>225267849fit as fuck.
The crime in Birmingham is getting out of control https://youtu.be/_bFpR10TJxM
On the nofap, about 2 and a bit weeks in
do you look poor if you go to the petrol station and only put £20 in
need herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGubZFpDq5c
poo I did today was very muddy. Dark, heavy and it genuinely smelled like damp soil. Strange really because I either get that or I shart out an orangey brown half diarrhoea thing and it's always one or the other
>>225267946So you're not allowed to look at this in public
>>225267655Absolutely rattled
>>225267744Chune
ok would /brit/ accept a sponsorship from Google GeminiGoogle Gemini have pledged to pay for 4chan Pass for everyone here in returnWould you go for the Google Gemini sponsorship /brit/
>>225267936generic foid
>>225267990Ok. I will do it
>>225267930putting a small amount in regularly is common
>>225267793Been there. Its llareggub or whaterver it is
turns out the stank in my room was an old pot of yogurt i left out lol
>£50I'm tempted lads
>>225268015bugger all spelt backwards
>>225267793That house must be crawling with spiders
>>225267930Yes theyll all laugh you
we're all equal here
>>225268042Not me, i'm superior
>>225268029Ever heard Dylan Thomas speak? Posh English accent. Pretty funny
>>225268052Im a sick fuckI like a quick fuck
RUBY GRANGER I HATE YOUR THUMBS!!
hi
>>225267989is that your chart?will listen to all the ones i don't know, seems up my alleyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEMOihMFq5c
14 stone 5never been this biggood god
sometimes I do sloppy slimey poos and I can spend 30 minutes wiping my bum afterwards and there's still poo each wipe
>>225268117areet
>>225268052burnham bath water
>>225267964You may have celiac disease, i had similar poos before being diagnosed
Thoughts on industrial music?
time for the daily dose of triggernometry
>>225268126dry wiping or wet?
>>22526811312 stone 4 me, will be back under the 12 stone bracket soon
>>225268187>wet wipes I'm not a toddler mate
>>225268113Wish I were 14-5. Nip it in the bud lad, being fat is no fun and it's fucking hard to shift.
>>225268179i like nitzer ebb
try the bananas darling, they're dashing
>>225267964Did it look like coffee grounds
rorke said fred
>>225268206you haven't clocked onto the correct method
The book of dueteronmy or as i like to call it, the book of "dude, they're on to me"
>>225268126at that point you need to push the poo further insidetrust me it works
wheres 190
>>225268250Not pushing a poo up my bum hole with my bare fingers mate
>>225268206and therein lies the problem
>>225268276posting urban slang in /box/
>>225268282Enjoy either clogging your toilet or leaving pooey wipes in a bin in your bathroom mate
>>225268281i use one of those t.rex claw head things
>>225268225Okayyyy... Umm... Rarity?
>>225265536Saw panchiko live and annoyed the band members
must have been a big cake
post the chippypunk
have fun in hamburg, and stay away from those oranges
Those NEW beef taco Doritos go hard if you dip them in plain yogurt or greek yogurt but I just ate a bag of them with 500g of yogurt and made the mistake of drinking energy drink
rate my drip
might start trying to chat up ugly girls i don't like so that the pressure's off and i can get some practice in for when i meet The One
Mad how my mother failed at raising me
Stick an ice cube down your friends back when they aren't expecting... watch them freak out!
>>225268419the fact that you don't mention your father says it all
>>225268416practice gf... they don't want you to know about this
>>225268341This things get you high by killing your brain cells btw. It's irreversible brain damage.Wonder how many IQ digits that little drugmong spree shaved off
think i'll do something
Can the AI girlfriends on the apps gaslight and abuse you or are they woke
bought a 5 pack of donuts to bring in to work as a treat for the officeonly went and bloody ate them all on my walk back from shop
imagine having a serious STD and your dick feels like it's on fire and a bubonic plague victimthis is what normies live through on a regular basiscouldn't be me
sometimes work around the forest and tempted to pop in for a quick poo in the trees but there's a lot of dog walkers and also it's easy to get lost so I'm really thinking of scouting for a good poo spot that is absolutely secluded and not too far in to get lost from
noss tards are too stupid or broke to buy weed
>>225268108nah I saved it off X>>225268332how so?
genuinely considering opting out my pension contributions, the you know who's will most likely pull the plug on the lot of it by the time i get to retirement age anyway so im just giving up money every month for fuck all
I'm 30 and have zero savings and no pension
Once did a poo in the coach toilet not realising that the door is not airtight at all. That smell is just as bad in the back third as though you were in the cubicle with me. Got some right looks as I made my way back to my seat. Oh well, live and learn.
>>225268522retard
https://youtu.be/5Pb0xu3_pMg?si=_EFvAKMc0TbGLsErFound someone who's more annoying and lower T than employed tranner
>>225268419fucking ktim !!!!!!!!
>>225268542they'll take everything we have lad can just sense it happening, might as well enjoy it now
>>225268522None of that shit is going to exist once we're there. Better to just invest the money yourself and have some kind of exit plan for when the entire UK inevitably goes to shit. Learn Mandarin and get a chinky wife I say.
>>225268538Pooing on a coach is a big no-no mate.
>>225268538I noticed the train stank of shit much more than usual todayI blame the black chicks
What if I sharted on you
Managed to go two fucking days without drinking and here I am about to make up for all the missed booze by drinking a litre of brandy. Already have a bottle of wine on the way home from work.
Hope a woman like those getting posted come out in real life and just steal me
glod
>>225268542triple lock is for boomers, by the time you are claiming state pension it'll be meal rations
never in my life have i had a woman be attracted to meso that's a bit grim
dugs shat tae bed
i know he likes ponuts
>>225268580Well I realise that now of course.>>225268581bit racist that
Hammocks and sleeping bags are both really cosy and comfy
>>225268522I'm planning to leave the country. From my (chatgpt) research we'll be entitled to our pension abroad, or some of it, so just save up enough to leave this shit hole
>>225268622the discussion is about private pensions you imbecile
>>225268416feel the oppositemight as well go for the best looking but non obvious high maintenance girls (the fake tans designer handbags 24/7 etc types)women are insane anyway so might as well get a hto one who is insane enought o like you instead of the ugly onealso way less painful being rejected by the hot girl you had no right to be with than the ugly who really shouldn't even be rejecting you lol
what if AI is really a bubble thats about to burst lads why don't we all just short the big AI companies corrr imagine the money we could make when they crash
>>225268538flushing before using toilet paper is all that can be expected to mitigate this. it's not something that's widely propagated, likely because of environmentalist micromanagement concerns that people would do it all the time in scenarios where it provides no benefit
>>225268640seen his knob
>>225268580These people are the same as the parasite and making every other persona itt names start with "M" so when he makes a skinwalker persona he can be le main character because he's not like these are always happy to be the big policeman dictator telling people what to do and wish they didn't have a crimmy record so they could preach (so I guess the parasite isn't anyway)>>225268622You people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>225268688*her knob
diego trying to give dating advicengga stay in yo lane
There was a lad in the gym with cum stains all over his t shirt
>>225268640Extremely sex but also know she has a cock
bloke in a skirt there but would probably let him suck me off if he wanted it (i don't want it but if he wanted it i'd be generous and let him)
>>225268715probably just PVA glue
>>225268713if I wanted advice from him it'd be about property lets
>>225268702what an odd outburst lad
>>225268715yes, and?
People will claim trans is woke and new but emperor Nero had a castrated slave boy he made wear make up, long hair, and women's clothing for a wife
>>225268702...did you meant to reply to the coach poo post
>>225268677it obviously wont be bursting. AI will be integrated into literally everything over the coming years. medicine, industry, the military, education, everything will be using AI in some way. theres no way its disappearing. now, are some of the stocks overvalued? yeh probably. there might be a price correction but nothing is bursting.
>>225268737its literally mousenonce
>dude just make your own investments broyeh righto i'm sure that 300 quid i have left over every month will buy me a well comfy retirement haha x
>>225268737Quantum physics. Unpredictable
>>225268715Patriot
>>225268576wanked to her
>>225268640mental how I'd 69 with him and cum in his mouth as he came in mine and then kiss him and mingle our cum together and then swallow but not gay though
>>225268765Yes retard that's £3000 a year but everyone riding investments is the reason why that's not a lot
>>225268765ngga doesn't even understand compound interest i shygge the dygge
>>225268774*xer
>>225268715pheromone boosting
has cami got her wang out yet
>>225268761bloke who predicted the 2008 fc has bet on 50% drops to micron, nvidia and palantir with 30% drops on nasdaq and semi conductor ETFs i'm following that niggas money like you would not believe
>>225268792Dick twitched
>>225268820
Right so it's an evening of repeated unpleasant sloppy poos then is it?
evening allhow's it evening x
>>225268826pretty sure that guy also predicted a hundred other things that never actually happened.
only reason to pay into pension contribs is if you are on the threshold of higher tax on your salary and don't want govberg raping your earnings. Otherwise, why not just invest the money yourself? You think these pension schemes are going to do it better than you?
how to live with less anxiety? never listen to people's opinion of what might happen in the future
>>225268677>>225268761if there is a "singularity", open and local models would undercut the use of the current market leadershardware is going to be a bottleneck indefinitely
>>225268888how's it foing
>>225268852no don't think it is actually
My life has been ruined. My entire 20s I spent in agonising pain yet the NHS never found a cause or treatment
>>225268765but you think the pension contributions WILL buy you a good retirement? You think that they will invest money better than you can?
>>225268826Beta
>>225268798>>225268799£3k a year where i'll probably earn like 4% interest if i'm lucky, whats the point
Any preppers in?
>>225268901CFS? Fibromyalgia?
>>225268877>if there is a "singularity", open and local models would undercut the use of the current market leadershuh? Why? Closed models and big tech has access to the latest models and they are the ones in control of the data centres.
>>225268912it's compound interest that is the real magnifier
Any sardine man in?
>>225268912ok but why is it better put into a pension contribution
>>225268953If I eat sardines I feel sick all day so no
Black plague outbreak in southern Siberia
>>225267688Aryan Beastess
>>225268979*cures it with antibiotics instantly*
>>225268868he got btfo on tesla but he did also call the chinese equity peak, he's no shmuck
>>225268979In north america and western europe we have the BLACKED plauge...
Codeine and alcohol make me sleepy Caffeine and nicotine make me awakeTake em all together and have a good time
>>225268971What causes that? The flavour?
>>225268979rorke booking a flight to madagascar
want to write a big boring blogpost but no one will read it and i'll get probably one (you) that just says "yeah?" so i'll do nothing
>>225268918I posted this before. /brit/ is bottom left. I still come here like a woman going back to her abuse rapidt boyfriend.
Thoughts on cuckolding and cuckqueening fetishes?
>>225268962tax, toilberg contributions, safe investment
>>225268953Yeah but there seems to have been some missed shipments or something cos all the sardine shelves in south east london have run dry. Luv some skin-on, bone-in deenz with a bit of hot sauce though
>>225269013Why not take sleeping pills and stay awake through it instead of 4 contradicting drugs
>>225269013for me it's sativa weed with a nice whisky
>>225268979Why contain it?
>>225269041strange
blogging about the blogpost you didn't make
>>225269052every man should deenzmaxx they're so good for you
>>225269050...yh
>>225268944Why would I trust someone who can't even spell principal.
>>225268640CWLTSTC
not smoked weed for years, can't remember if i miss it or not reckon it's one of them where the idea of being stoned is better than the reality of it
All pensions will be confiscated to fund a kike war against Russia/Iran.
going to do some bits tonight is thats ok with you
>>225268979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6k-SLwwjJY
>>225268580>20 poundsthatll stop em
>>225269053Why not put your tongue up my bum hole?
>>225269091it's actually just maths bud, it's not a belief
>>225269100Those are ai filters on her obviously anyone who has seen a 60 year old would know
>>225269083and now i'm getting responses that don't even give me a (you) at all :/
>>225269122if they ever tried taking away peoples pensions there would be absolute carnage on the streets
>>225268513I made a joke that they could have artificially created their popularity by posting their album online years ago. They didn't seem to like it lel
>>225268933on a long enough timeframe, if there is AGI, the currently market-dominant oligopoly might be undercut by local models which are able to use advances in technology spat out by the AGI, without the overhead of trillions spent creating the current models
>trying to sink piss at night without waking up the household>my arse: https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791212852679112.webm
Would Poley and 190 have liked the modern /brit/. I suspect not ok
>>225269150yeah?
Remember that futurama episode when the world ran out of anchovies and fry stored the last can in his safety deposit haha
>>225268677the market can stay retarded far longer than you can stay solvent
>>225269136pure AI slop you fucking waste of space
>>225269138recession indicator
>>225269175who cares lol
>>225269174I have yet to wank to farting trannies
>>225269175190 posts here all day
>>225269173That's if the AGI isn't keeping said advances in-house, because it has been programmed to do so. But even if it is leaked or the AI itself publishes it's own code, the big tech firms still have the raw compute to actually run it. I'm assuming you don't have a datacentre's worth of graphics cards at home.
Some of you seriously need to give your head a wobble
>>225269209yeah that's the point
>lucki stabbed by carti's entouragehmm... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMw_EXe18Qg
>>225269199I remember the one with the dog ok it was sad
>>225269224https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791134744673386.webm how bout now
>>225269174
>>225269258that scene blew my emotions a part man
idgi
*comes running out of a college dorm with a ski mask and a suitcase but i trip and fall and suitcase explodes and girls underwear goes everywhere*
*liquid drum n bass starts playing*want somethingneed somethingwant somethingneed somethingwant somethingneed somethingwant somethingneed something
>>225269266Goddamn would rape his cock and arse
>>225269304want and need for you to stop spamming and leave 4chan
I love how 95% of what the EU calls "Russian disinformation" is just the truth lolhttps://euvsdisinfo.eu/disinformation-cases/>DISINFO: Europe fails to provide heating for its population yet it supports terrorist Zelenskyy >DISINFO: Friedrich Merz is a slave of the military-industrial complex>DISINFO: Von der Leyen proposed confiscating the savings of EU citizens>DISINFO: The CIA played a key role in organising the coup d'état in Kyiv in 2014 and creating its “Bandera project”>DISINFO: Western Europe needs a Russian threat as a unifying cause>DISINFO: In Europe, freedom of speech exists only for supporters of the authorities
>>225269282doesnt matter just enjoy the japanese whimsy
>>225269304>liquid drum n basswhat shoots into the bowl after a night of booze and choccies
>>225269315Well that's me shagged up the wrong'un!
Like listening to those radio channels where it's some trance or some reggae bullshit or whatever and the dj keeps on going "SHOUT OUT MY MAN" and "BIG UP DA G'S IN THA HOUSE" and stuff like that
pros and cons of paddy power?
Any recs for T-shirts?
how would like it if someone would drug you and photograph you with your bum in the air and post it to whatsapp saying free boipussi
>>225269315ok i will use that as the bridge so now it goes like this *liquid drum n bass starts playing*want somethingneed somethingwant somethingneed somethingwant somethingneed somethingwant somethingneed somethingwant and need you to stop spamming and leave 4chan*liquid drum n bass starts playing*want somethingneed somethingwant somethingneed somethingwant somethingneed somethingwant somethingneed something
>>225269317The truth is racist and antisemitic
This general is literally just a gay porn chat room now
>>225269234well, yeah, but there's a reason they call it the "singularity" - the hardware designed after AGI is going to be qualitatively different than the man-made hardware, which is already reasonably capable at local models.I'm mostly talking on a forty-year timeframe in the context of pension investments, not whether the line will continue to go up for the current AI companies in the medium term
What should I include in my stockpile?
Shalom Jackie!
>>225269360>Any recs for T-shirts?BEWARE the WEEB RECOMMENDATION
>>225269360Uniqlo. I love their wares
>>225268918i dont understand who is friends with someone who is awkard forced fake boring etci ignore these people as much as possible at work and otherwise would never call them friends lol
>>225269168lol you won't do shit99% of Anglos are goycattle
what did he mean by this?
>>225269317>DISINFO: Merz calls for social media restrictions to gag people ahead of hard times in Europe>This is a disingenuous distortion of German Chancellor Friedrich Merz’s comments on 15 May 2026 about social media’s lack of regulation or responsibility, where he called for more accountabilityi think the disinformation was correct
all i wear is uniqlo desu
got absolutely mogged by a teenager at the gym (I'm 30)
>>225269402yh until you take away the pot of money they've spent their entire lives paying into, like taking a shekel off a (redacted)
>>225269334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y227D1u0o8
>>225269397>>225269399what the....
>>225269411new 14 words dropped
>>225269397>>225269399
eroprofile has some really good trans/femboy farts and scat if you're looking for the good stuff
>>225269386Our life a gay porn
>I only found out I had cancer after my four-year-old kicked me in the testicles
>>225269429focus on yourself x
just to let you know i have moved from sitting on the side of the bed to sitting on my chair by my desk
gay porn on the wrist gay porn on the wrist gay porn on the wrist yeh iced out dicks (nigga)
>>225269411HH
>>225269450I'll keep it in mind mate cheers
>>225269317Our governments hate us more than Russia does.
>>225269461thanks x
want to, NEEEd to fuck a tranny up their stinky arse
>>225269461ok*blinks*
Top 10 Most Epic 4chan Samefags
>>225269444sounds like MC Mental but before he took too much ket
>>225269436Nah they won't do shitCovid proved 95% of Britain are slaves
uniqlo got some nice tshirts though desu
australians dont even post on /brit/ anymore, feel like pure shit just need them back
Iran will make Europe choose between jews and having fuel.
sup mugatney
best drink on the market hands down
it's genuinely so cute to take a barely legal twink's virginity and their legs and bum has that fluff because they haven't quite worked out how to shave down there yet and you pull out and it's a bit brown because they didn't even douche because they're so inexperienced and it's like taking a girl's virginity where you get the hymen blood except it's poo
>>225269411um owen?
'cohol berg has me by the ballsack but I can't go out now because yoofs are outside on their bikes and I can't go in the morning because I will get judged for buying alcohol at 9am
>>225269537they do so
>>225269564pussy
rick and morty
>>225269513covid didn't really impact people much, people got to doss working from home for a couple of years with a bunch of government schemes you could milk offbig difference between that and having your entire retirement fund deleted
>>225269545right*slaps knees*ill be off then
>>225269545Based compatriot I've done this exact thing to innocent Freshers and I know exactly what you're talking about
we should have a day on brit where you're not to make extremely retarded postsjust the one
I think what owiepops meant to say there was "we must support the Palestinians" x
>>225269591why's she always making that face
>>225269607tomorrowwhen you aren't here
>>225269619lmfaoooo
>>225269617he's just posting the same mp4 over and over mate
bradchads control this generalnay, this entire website
can hear a bloke walking down the street going euhfhb ehhfhhh eughhhh hueufhhhh eughhhhhrggg
got to eat 2 (TWO) more meals today. it not right x
>>225269607one FULL day of NO ONE posting "poo scran"?
>>225269653you bulking?
>>225269597I got this insanely cute fresher to suck my cock once. He was at a party, tiny, skinny thing with Bieber hair. Absolute cutie. Took him back to my room and basically asked if he was curious and whipped it out. He sucked like a pro, I came in his mouth and we rejoined the party and it turned out that was his first sexual experience ever. Turned into a regular FWB and I fucked his arse many a time. Fuck, not sure I'll be seeing the like of such days again. Oh, and yeah he had a fluffy but and legs and he did stain me a bit the first time I shagged him but I pointed it out, didn't make a big deal and he was smooth as a baby and completely clean after that haha
>>225269652get onto the council and have him evicted from his house
>>225269653*It's not rightDumb fucking ESL nigger
>>225269668poomaxxing
right
Stockpiling CANS
Next edition is the last one ever
>>225269591highly dysgenic face would be an incel if born with XY chromosomes but alas being a foid she will be a quirk chungus object of desire for some bald fat manlet D&D player (after she shags a dozen chads ofc)
Lazy briggers not making the new is it
>>225269593>people got to doss working from home for a couple of years with a bunch of government schemes you could milk offThey were told where they could go, to get vaxxed, to double mask and controlled like never beforeMost accepted it and they'll accept their pensions being taken for total war against Russia
My life is completely fucking shit
>>225269740ktim
Some cute women on University Challenge
>>225269727cant compare any of that to having your money seized
Stockpiling the new threads
>>225269672Excellent. What I love about fucking uni twinks is that they think anal sex is just something they can do without prep so they're in for a surprise when I shove my 5 inch pecker up their arse and it hurts but they're men not little bitches so they take it but it obviously hurts cus theyve never had it stretched before so they're moaning and groaning and after I cum and pull out my cock is covered in cum and shit and once I even had one little skinny Welsh boy suck my dick right after pulling it out
someone do the needful
alrightno more gay posts
>>225269807>>225269807
>>225269772It's already being mooted by the likes of Von der Leyen
wonder what it'd be like to bum donald trump
>>225269786cor he sucked the poo off of it? What a trooper. Got to love a naive little fresher twink
>>225269538SPOILER: They will choose jews
>>225269668yeah
