muscle girls edition
>>225319303
I wonder what it's up to right nowMaybe aliens have found it and are crawling all inside it!
real new>>225319303>>225319303>>225319303
nth for wales
actually crazy to think i used to sleep next to my ex for two years. i cant even really remember what it was like to fall asleep next to another person anymore. maybe i just have a shit memory but i really dont hold on to these things for long.
>>225319327I can do that
>>225319326probably a little green man from alpha centuari wanking to this
Genuinely hate this shithole (UK, not /brit/)
love alysa
>>225319332Llanelli mentioned
>>225319356ktim
what was his problem
Genuinely hate this shithole (/brit/, not UK)
Genuinely shit this hatehole (Cheadle, not Arsewog)
>>225319350why did they do my boy like that
>>225319356true
>>225319392wtf is arsewog
>>225319350isn't it funny that aliens will learn of the white manturn up hereand he's extinct, its just wogs oomogoobuing aroundthey'll kill the alien and cook himpoor alien
You lads have pre ordered the first copy of patriot magazine haven't you? 18 essays and 150 pages
>>225319416check the archivesonly real /brit/addicts know of him
>>225319416dave's dolly
>>225319422they will come here to find the yellow man and bring him back to his home planet
Save us, hitler
We should all have a race to get from Cheadle to Poowong (no use of planes allowed)
>>225319446aliens will get top-tier electronicsgood for the alien
>>225319457wee milk
>>225319434literally modern yookay
glod
>>225319350little green man?
gimmickmong once again proving hes here all day forcing his shit gimmicks
>>225319434I know exactly where this isNot far from Whitechapel. Fitting
have you seen the IRL easter egg someone left in the Monty Pyke table 42? If you haven't seen it, you're almost certainly missing out
>>225319314she's lovely
>>225319505Employed Woman's breastmilk
plucking me nasal hair
>>225319503>WhitechapelGood show with Phil Davies, Rupert Penry-Jones and Steve Pemberton
>>225319434>>225319503cable street, really makes you think
going deadweight as the police drag me away from the protest of closure of cheadles only gay porn shop
Sup ordnie
i am owed a black icelandic gf
god i want to be raped by a muscle girl
>>225319545shouldn't do that you should only trim it because it provides protection against viruses and bacteria
>>225319572I can do something similar, not with my pectoral muscles but with my willy using my pelvic floor muscles
Sup Oafnie
Should a man ever date up?I am 28. But the idea of dating a 30 year old seems wrong.
you're nobody until somebody loves you
Would get my bum out but summer has come to pass
>>225319621My limit is 50
>>225319621yeah if you are 18 and she's 20
got my bum out year round whatever the weather
>>225319621I just got out of a relationship with someone 2 years older than me and I can say it was actually sound. They may feel mature but you can talk about all the same things. It's not bad, but she'll be wanting babies sooner than you think
>>225319434turned it off when I saw the kid was black
>>225319621Im 35 and dating up seems mental to me. women my age and a few years younger look too old
got my arse, willy, cock and bum out
A 5ft women is just too short for me. I think it'd be unfair to potential children (male)
might start respecting women
>>225319683take the piss
>>225319683mad and mental
>>225319683sort yourself out
LIVING SO ITALIAN LEAKED IN FULL ANOTHER GRAIL OBTAINED
when i was 17 my gf was 18. i didn't find it weird.
>>225319327grim as fuck
just put a movie film on
Have you put the heating on yet?
>>225319723I thought this was some youtuber and was about to head over to simpcity
>>225319621Sometimes yeah, it can be pretty fun and its a different experience
Girls with muscles are just not hot, it looks weird. >>225319731its not weird
>>225319572my expectations.. robbed
>>225319446asians are more likely to cook and eat aliens than even darkies are
>>225319623And that somebody is me, I love you.https://youtu.be/kXfQ7AB-hEM?t=536
>Karl Bushby: Man who set out to walk globe back in UK 28 years later>His self-imposed rules meant he was not allowed to use transport and could not return to the UK until he had completed the challenge.>On 29 April 2002, Bushby left Mexico and entered the United States at Nogales, Arizona.[9] Upon reaching Las Vegas in July, Bushby was told that his 90-day visa had expired and could not be renewed while he was in the United States. He thus flew back to Bogotá to apply for a six-month visa,[10] returning to Las Vegas to resume the walk when his visa was approved in August.[11]Doesn't really count then does itRoute wasn't unbroken
>>225319751been putting the electric heater on in the morning to get all toasty
>>225319647>They may feel mature but you can talk about all the same things. It's not bad, but she'll be wanting babies sooner than you thinkThink this is it, yeah. I'd rather date below because then that "buys the relationship more time", i.e. could date a 27 year old for 3 years then get ready for kids, whereas it'd be on the mind if I were to date a 30 year old It does kind of suck for women.
>>225319572I want her to bully my balls empty.
nth for the baddiedem
I HATE the baddiedem
>>225319820couldn't you find some more attractive or interesting women to obsess over
please listen to me now, my arse is crying out for rubys large strap-on while she calls me a pathetic dirty boythank you for your attention to this matter!
>>225319785i'll let him off
>>225319314Someone get to fuck her an it not meIt not right
just drunk a cup of tea and now i feel really sleepy
grow upall of you grow up
>>225319860Hello Ian
>>225319872Fucking make me you cunt
Soccer? A gay game for little manlets who can't make it in the NBA or NFL so they have to flop around like little pussy lords.
>>225319844she would make you suck it clean afterwards
just been bummed to death
might watch a film whilst steamingwhats a good film to watch whilst steaming?
Why are turkish women so hot.But I could never date one for whatever reason.
>>225319887NFL is super boring
wish I was gay and into blacked
>>225319887I've been saying this although people say the same about the NBA actually
I THINK IT'S TIME WE GOT OUR DICKS SUCKED I THINK IT'S TIME WE GOT OUR DICKS SUCKED I THINK IT'S TIME WE GOT OUR DICKS SUCKED
https://cs2tracker.gg/slurs-trackingHaving a look
>>225319872
>>225319327women like this have effectively trooned outi don't mean metaphorically, they've intentionally changed their hormone profile to resemble a man's in the exact way an ftm tranny would, except this woman has been even more extreme than a tranny
ah this is the one where kacl becomes a mexican music station
>>225319910:( no more stiffler
>>225319898it really depends where they are from but there are some good phenotypes
>>225319909AI ass sitefuck dark mode niggavalve closed that data anyway
my life a quentin scobie
>>225319910and they made his memorial out of woody. very well done.
Mad how much better you feel after cleaning your room
i SAIDwhats a good move to watch whilst steaming??
bobbob had bitch tits
my life a hard terror flick
Part of me wants to make silly vibe-coded programs because I know this tech is gonna be taken away from us plebs (or at least severely limited) in the future. Might as well tool around with it while I still can.
>>225319953alri jordan
>>225319909>BillyPastaKing
>>225319953good post, same after you shower or get a haircut
>>225319958bob was a dog with a house YANBU
carly's new mini album out friday :>
concern with dating any woman close to or older than 30 is that she might not actually like me and would just be looking for someone to settle down with that ticked enough boxes
>>225319887foy
>>225319945did all those as a student
>>225319874i'm not ian
I am Tifa Lockhart !!
>>225319971it won't beit will become more accessibleask gemini about 'open weight models'
DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>225319988I think you can tell if someone actually likes you
https://youtu.be/LzRT_jQD_m0?si=QljDgryJjwKcQC9J
https://x.com/Whateverpal_/status/2107770483995501045
you are not tifa lockhartyou are a severely mentally ill fat almost middle aged man
>>225319998you're not you're an ugly hairy bloke
>>225320012yeah no one's ever been fooled by a woman in this way bulgarian involuntary celibate you're right
>>225319956kung fu panda 2
>>225320021you are poor in midgar and in real life
>>225320032not seen the first one
I need to jelk-off
>>225320027good point
that one touched a nerve
why are there so many of your old people here in provence? even in my random village i meet angloids
new gimmick idea: the crowbar lad
>>225319956The One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo8gqSKAwVU
I am gay in porn and in real life
>>225320021raped that silly little batty
>>225320036that one is good too
>>225320051don't know
the /brit/ experience
170cm 14.2 stone
>>225320052gordon freeman in the fleshor rather, in the hazard suit, i took the liberty of removing you of your weapons, most of them were "government property", as for the suit, i think you've earned it
jagshamesh my life a trans piss porn
>>225319909>uchihafag no.1 they never learn
>>225320051Because it's a popular destination and boomers have to spend their money somewhere
did a partial poo earliernow for the finale
>>225319798Yeah, I feel bad if she feels pressured now. Sometimes it's the mans decision to make a baby. That's not always easy to get on board with
>>225320051desu i think you get the better ones that we export usually middle class reasonably cultured types retire to the south of francebe thankful you're not the south coast of spain
my life a WMBF Splitscreen PMV Compilation
>>225320076rise and shine, mr freeman, rise and shinenot that i wish to imply you have been sleeping... on the job. nobody is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, lets just say your hour has come again...the right man in the wrong place can make... all the difference... in the worldso wake up mr freeman... wake up and post on /brit/
rorke putting potatoes in his chilli con carne
gay porn! I like!!
luv me gris de grisluv me roquefortluv me life partnersimple as
>>225320110my life bnwo splitscreen
>>225320112kino alert
>>225320130mirin
why dont you transition my lasagne from the freezer to the oven the cold food of hot out eat the food
>>225320130>>225320153women like this have effectively trooned outi don't mean metaphorically, they've intentionally changed their hormone profile to resemble a man's in the exact way an ftm tranny would, except this woman has been even more extreme than a trannyif you find this attractive you are homosexual
Have absolutely ruined my Hinge algorithm by liking too many brown womenNow all I get is women called Sadhvika who I can never see myself being in a serious relationship with.Imagine introducing her to your friends and family>Hello, this is my parter, Sadhvika
>>225320158great and accurate post
>>225320162whats wrong with that, just shorten it to Sadie
>>225320162worse would be meeting her family desuforced visits to south asia once a year
It's very cold in my room
https://vocaroo.com/19g88qaFcdYV
>>225320162well not like you had any chance with the white women is it
cant stop making an absolute cunt of myself
>>225320162this is my wife thundercat
>>225320158wasn't worth posting the first time >>225319914
>>225320162where do you livei need this
>>225320184ive got something that can warm you up ;)
>>225320196ktim
>>225320183>forced visits to south asia once a yearnot that bad, especially as some of them will be quite richknow a guy with a filipino gf and her family back home have a big massive house and i think the dad is a politician or something
>>225320162used to work with a woman called Poonam
>>225320179this is the missus, saddo
i made this meme
>>225320196i know a guy like that (its me)
Are YOU growing out your beard this autumn??
>>225320198it's fine these days to be attracted to transgenders, just not so much in this general, so expect pushbackyou can walk hand in hand with your butch man-wife down the street, no need to be rattled
>>225320223
>>225320231i always have a scruffy short beard all year roundwill be buzzcutting my hair tomorrow i reckon
Second year Hogwarts student undergoing puberty who is unsure about their sexuality looking into that mirror which shows your deepest desire and seeing themselves with trousers around their ankles along with an Ahegao expression from getting vigorously bummed by Professor Snape
>>225320231I'm always scruffy
>>225320223grandma told me to stay away from Albanians when I was kid >>225320231I've had a beard since 15
>>225320213Philippines >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> india lets not fuck about
>>225320243me hiding behind wheyfu after slagging off ppl in the pub
>>225320262yeah fairi'd rather go to pakistan than india
yo yes light the bifter
>>225320162you can filter by race you fucking retard
>>225320246ROAR
when a black man is speaking i stay quiet and listen
filipinos are the nicest people on the planetthey're happy literally all the time
Lost track of the number of times I've fucked up my life
>>225320278>>225320281did the incels post the women to make other incels hard
nobody has posted Julia Vins yet
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>225320299yeh never understood it myself. their goal is to arouse other men? very strange
would like to be raped by one of these women in the webms
>>225320246sc
>>225319380Is that Zun
>>225320291
>>225319359bwc
wish it were possible to get banned for fetish postingimagine this general without a handful of weirdos just posting their fetishes over and over again
>>225320286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VgbtmtaP54&list=RDoBSotgT17CE&index=2
zoom zooms thinking about other men when webms of attractive women are posted, very strange mindset
>>225320306this is the best one
>>225320348>webms of attractive women are postedand what is the purpose of said posts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NzKvEAkRzsmy Autumn mood song, Jim Norton on piano
i actually can't believe the good guys lost and the bad guys wonwe are living in a hellish parallel universe where the bad guys are running the world
>>225320343sounds boring
>>225320348zoomie derangement syndrome
Going on holiday abroad and inheritance should both be banned. Simple as.
>>225319785Care to share some of your accomplishments, rorke?
>>225320372me when I'm in a film where the Nazis won WW2
>muscle women are awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OWqz5FMEY0
>>225320299imagine being with your mates and every 5 minutes you show them a photo of a half naked bird. then hoping they get a boner. they'd think you're fucked in the head. these incels have literally no idea how to behave normally lmao
>>225320287literally can't but ok...
>>225320179FairsI'm just imaging the wedding ceremony too>>225320194I do, I just find white women boring for the most partIt's like dating my sister, I don't know how else to describe it. It's all too familiar and samey>>225320200London>>225320216Yep I've come across that a lot>>225320287I know. But what if there a "normal" one or one I like?Like I've got a few Zaras/Zahras who've like me, I think that's fine
>>225320388we're on 4chan.org/int/brit/ thoughever
>>225320396
>>225319303stop being gay
bro asked ai
feeling saddington
>>225320412yeh its great. very useful
lil zoomie going into a porn thread on /gif/ and calling the entire thread gay
See that mountain? You can climb it
>>225320413cheer up ok!!
>>225320386basedlucky bastard
>>225320412scream>>225320405hallicinuacation
>>225320423>t. my parents
>>225320372We live in vantablack kikehell
Sixteen times the detail
>>225320449Not me I live in Chorley
I haven't baked bread in a year
aged 21virginfriendless
I thought Birmingham was just full of pakis but there's actually loads of niggers here too In fact there's basically every shade of foreign you can imagine, not many English though
just ate two maltesers
walked past the weatherspoons and noticed it has 'sir' in the name and i automatically thought of /brit/ and the sirposting gimmick ffs
genuinely what does it mean when a girl messages me in the morning if i got back home safelike of course i did why would i not get back home i just walk there for 10 minuteshow am i supposed to respond
>>225320463you have full responsibility to turn this around, no one's going to help youif someone else was given your exact circumstances, do you think they could out-perform you?
>>225320468screamed
>lil zoomie going into a porn thread on /gif/ and calling the entire thread gay
>>225320463ktim but 1 year older !!
>>225320467no wonder geowizard is a rorke
>>225320468shite now aren't they, just like everything else in this evil world, sick to bastard death of it
>>225320423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_34gUVqLkAo>you saw the mountain and climbed it 30 years ago
>>225320463dont become like me34only paid sex in the sex careerno friendsleave this place, never come back, you can still pull it all back
>>225320493br
>>225320463well, wasting the best years of your life on 4chan will definitely help
>>225320483"yes i did thank you, im a man and dont have to worry about being horribly raped, did you? get home safe i mean, not be horribly raped"
>>225320423TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
>34>only paid sex in the sex career>no friends
>>225320493s
>>225319303You're gay.And you're delusional. Which you may fix. But you'll still be gay.
>>225320487if someone had my exact circumstances then they'd be me lmao>>225320495!!>>225320501>>225320515/brit/ is my only socialisation :( i can't leave
>>225320518dont make fun of mei know your stats are MUCH worse
>>225320518alr mate
>>225320306Who is sheShe gets posted a lotI've tried google lens and everything
Doctors missed a trick. Should have turned all the lights off and dressed up as demons
>>225320536im sorry i didnt mean to be nasty i regretted making thatim 24 and never had sex i do have a couple of friends doe
>>225320496It's a wonder he's not more of a rorke
>>225320493I still haven't watched this movie, there was a girl in school who knew all the words to this song and sing it.
>I've tried google lens and everything>t.
i consider anyone who has ever posted on /brit/ to be my close personal friend
honestly if youre below the age of 25 you really should just leave this place while you can youll regret it forever if you stay
>honestly if youre below the age of 25 you really should just leave this place while you can youll regret it forever if you stay>t.
>>225320560
>>22532055711 secondsthat's a good one
>>225320531incels are always such hopeless fatalistic losers, they literally and unironically deserve their circumstances because they refuse to acknowledge that the world didn't deal them a shit hand, they just couldn't handle ityou will never get pity
>>225320581my record is 5dont think i'll get close to that again
>>225320538my gf plz respect her privacy
>>225320560You know, we always called each other /brit/ lads. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a /brit/ lad. He's one of us." You understand? We were /brit/ lads. Shiteposters.
paul ferris is dead lads cannae believe it
I have been on 4chan since 2006
>>22532060562. just a kid
>>225320560<3>>225320569been here since I started unigraduated recently>>225320586predestination innit
>>225320586just nasty and rude
>>225320612me im an old man
inform the lads that david attenborough has passed away
>>225320611how was it in the early days
>>225320611same
>>225320623>predestinationdoesn't existyou can do anything you want in the world
>>225320628sxrmi
Slaves were good for Roman civilization
haven't had a mate in 6 yearsI'm 24
>>225320638very much exists
>>225320628mundane truth
>>225320653i'm your mate
the death of rorke
David Middlesbrough
>>225320624just truethey post so much woe is me shit, but any advice is immediately brushed off so they can keep wallowing in self-pitythey're choosing to ruin their own lives, my harsh words are the least of their problems
what's the best deepfake AI maker these days, non-local of course since my computer is a potato and can't generate shit
>>225320655that's a cope and a cry for helpyou don't have to live like this forever
>>225320652i assume you would be a slave master if you were in rome and not the slave?
>>225320655you personally fucked up your lifeno destiny, no determinism, no fate.just you
Recycle:>>225317210>>225317210
makes you think the reason why they gave the general public access to AIthey could have just kept that technology to themselves of course they have far more advanced models but still they didn't need to give everyone access
>>225320679No nigga. What's good for civilization isn't necessarily good for humanity.
>>225320677>>225320685well i'm a christian so i believe in predestination
>>225320707That's just certain denominations, also double or single predestination?
