Mexican porn star edition
Would hire her as an escort
>>225346646She is turkish
Happy 4:20 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
total goshpedo death
>>225346665She probably charges like $3,000 per half hour
>>225346675Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
>>225346646she is from gujarat
>>225346675>Her full name at birth was Monique Rodriguez
new ancestry just dropped lads
>>225346706peer review this*unzips fly*
Had a dream the other week where I got shot in the head by a fat ghetto mexican cause the fat mexican next to me threated the fat ghetto mexican cause he was assaulting a fat mexican women. I got shot the once and played dead but could feel blood run out mu nose while the fat mexican next to me got mag dumped
>>225346719Brown
>>225346719Brian…
>>225346657thats sick. i never understood why people jacked off together unless they were turbo gay.
>>225346719eriamo RE, e cacca
>>225346728ignore the spelling the mistakesyou get what i mean
>>225346728You were astral projecting. This actually happened
What’s the best state in:>New England >The South >The Midwest >The West
rule for thee, but not for me
>>225346728
okay, for the Fort Hood shooter, the firing squad guys get real ammo except for one of them, it's so they don't have to feel so guilty or some shit like thatBUT... their weapons will be cleaned, for sure, and you can tell by the smoke, and also blank round dirty the fuck up your rifleso whoever had the blank will know, it is all a show, but I don't think it will be hard to get volunteers for this "detail", and that is all the guys doing it will call ita "detail" can also be picking up garbage in the parking lot
all jokes aside, japon NO es cagada
>>225346770vermontlolMichiganCalifornia
Just fuckin shat
favorite cheese GO
i know where that canadian pig lives, hes in the GTA
>>225346788i heard hegseth was going to personally man a mounted minigun and bisect the shooter vertically from the nuts up.
>>225346811San andreas or vice city?
>>225346770>New EnglandNew Hampshire>The SouthNorth Carolina>The MidwestMichigan>The WestWashington
>>225346810smoked Goudaaged CheddarBuffalo Mozzarella
more like POO hampshire
>>225346770MaineLouisiana North DakotaAlaska
>>225346810That cheese I tried last week that I couldn't figure out what it was? It was Swiss. Swiss cheese.
>>225346810Extra mature cheddar with so much calcification that it's crunchy
>>225346786Isn't he depressed now?
anybody know why that mexican never posts yet always makes new threads?
only a tiny percentage of 4chan leaf flags are in the GTA lmao i love being a hackerGOD
>>225346810monterey jack and feta cheese
>>225346788bro they’re not gonna have some e5 go “give me 10 before you get voluntold”
>>225346810Mild cheddar
>>225346811oink oink you'll never find me
>>225346839oohhh, I love that shit, but when you try to cut it, the stuff crumbles a bit, but it worth it
>>225346858>mildsharp too SPICY for your pallete, nancyboy?
timmy assassinated in
>>225346857it's gotta go down the line somewhere, you were never in the miltary
>>225346858faggot
edibles? ingested
>>225346904>ediblesall they do is make me tiredI do sleep very well, but nah...
the world owes me one (1) singular one white girl. now give me.
>>225346810phwoarlove any kind of cheese wiv blue/greeen veinsluv dat shiddalso luv a gud camembertalso partial to a gruyeremanchego is a good like staple cheese can put in sandwiches and shiddmore character den cheddarbut den agen cannae go wrong wiv gud cheddar for chorizo toasted cheese sandwichluv extra extra mature cheddar where practically meltin' in the bagphwoarpropa lush dat wun hairftae be indignatedalso do like a gud brie but brie like if works relly well in a bacon samwich wiv cramberry but outside dat it just reminds me of an inferior less stinky version of camemberalso also alsowun of most underrated cheeseaa good wensleydalewiv fruit inside like apricots or sum shidd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY
I just saw a chick with her hind end fully out her drawers. Disgusting
my favorite cheese is the yellow kraft singles
>>225346940a true American right here
>hind end>drawers
I do not care for Bloodborne
>>225346917start off with brown girlfriends then you can level up to white girls
Might start playing No Man's Sky
>>225346951Never played it
Her VIOLENT braps.
>>225346940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlSZWGOrP4Q
>>225346891erm
>>225346961Need that
for the anon that posted the ventureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzRLmam4itk
Is it worth watching The Simpsons now, at least the first seasons, if I've literally never seen it?
>>225346965In the eu marges line was>Were you up all night eating cheese product due to their food safety laws
what's the worst airport you've been to? fuck toronto
>>225346940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRur6KgYDkg
>>225346994Do you like funny jokes about American pop culture and family life
>>225347001LAX is pretty bad
>>225347001DFW
>>225347001Detroit probably
>>225347001boston logan
>>225347001I got raped at Dallas Fort Worth one time
>>225346989>11 hours agoSounds good Tom, very nice playingLove stuff like that tho
>>225346994seasons 1-6 are goldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d2JDrl5IZE
>>225347001I've only ever been to two airports, one of which is my own province's and the other was Toronto's
>>225347009Unless you're talking about the song by Xzibit
Actual /int/ problem:It's extremely gay how you have to recheck your luggage when you fly into the US but not when you fly from the US into most other countries
>>225347030answer the fucking question
>>225347001Brussels. It was in a fucking industrial park in the middle of nowherestateside it would probably be hawaii or Logan
le steamed hams xD
Airport talk. What’s next gas prices
Americans be like "i'm from Cook County, or Dade County"
>>225347001I had to catch a connecting flight in Shartlanta not realizing it was the size of Australia
>>225347040i almost got fucked over because i wasn't aware of this, but to be fair LAX was oddly quick
k i n o
>>225347051no wait, it was in antwerp, I had to take the train FROM brussels
>>225347052and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled
Most impressive airport I've been to is probably Amsterdam
>>225347017it's not too bad, but if you have to catch a rental car shuttle you end up waiting outside in the cold sometimesalso, fuck rental car shuttles. just have them outside the departure area
>>225347042Idk probably Toronto's was worse
Making cheap beef stroganoff with ground beef and canned mushroom soup
>>225347078>>225347052AURORA BOREALIS?AT THIS TIME OF DAY, in THIS part of the country localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?
i don't fly, i walk
>>225347068Look at this mutt
>>225346788Blanks don’t have recoil. It’d be completely obvious whether or not you fired the blank once the deed is done. It’s probably to try and make them less reluctant to pull the trigger o algoYou’d think they could just find a few sociopathic guys who are enthusiastic to be executioners
>>225347091why would you not just take the bus?(editor's note: I did and the stupid shaniqua driving didnt drop us off at the departures gate because nobody pulled the cord to tell her to let us off)
we dont need more white people we need more brown people (not indians). the original man was the brown man.
Strokin off your beef should be freeKids these days make it fancy with mushrooms soup? Is this why i fought in iraq?
>>225347109eh ahm wokken 'eah
>>225347126What browns would you prefer? Turks?
>>225346693she's not worth that much
I don’t make shit I step in it
really enjoy the way brits and aussies say cunt
>>225347149didnt ask, stupid cunt
ya coont
>>225347126Humans evolved in Europe; probably in the Balkans, specifically. Other groups came about due to migrations out of Europe, and subsequent interbreeding between homo sapiens and other hominids like homo erectus. Look up so-called African ghost DNA
Describe the stinkiest vsgina you ever laid nose on
>>225347167your sister's
>>225347167smelled like death
>>225347164>ghost DNAWas that scientist slang for homo habilis and homo erectus monkeygenes?
https://youtu.be/rE5vU-BovlQ
>>225347167went through a metalhead phase, ill just leave it at that
>>225347167The two main types of stinky vagina are yeast infection and bacterial vaginosis. It’s hard to pick which is worse, as it’s apples and oranges.
>>225347157it just doesn't hit the same
>>225347167Never came into contact with one but I can't imagine they're much worse than a smeggy penis
>>225347190This paints too vivid a picture
>>225347167i cant
>Never came into contact with one but I can't imagine they're much worse than a smeggy penis
>>225347187Yeah
>>225347139pretty sure turks are white. they look like greeks and greeks are white
Eventually web browsers won't have history or tabs because only 4 websites will exist
>>225347212I was referring to my own
>>225347167I'm a virgin but I'd like to imagine if a vagina smells bad, then it's worst stench anyone can have the misfortune of smelling.
Don't ever go full-Yacht
Rest in peace to Margaret Hamilton who invented computers and science and math and was a woman by the way
Congratulations on your Nobel Peace prize, Mr. President!
blind man walks into a fish market and says "Hello, ladies"
>>225347214They look like Algerians
>eat dinner>still hungry
>>225347214you get to that awkward area between europe and the middle east where there's a lot of light skinned brown people that could go either way.
>>225347243No need to be a bitter chud
>>225347236It is mostly piss or armpit smell from an unwashed crotch but there are a plethore of rotting buttery and fishy aromas
Have you seen the new statue in European parliament?
>>225347256fat cunt
>>225347256early bird special, gramps?
>>225347258I think she also invented peanut butter
>>225347243She kinda cute
>>225347264now import MORE muslims.
>>225347279who bitch this is
For me, it will always be DFW. People say it's cookie cutter and the terminals look identical - they're right, but the layout is perfect. Each time you get off the skylink you're faced with a beautiful view of DFW. You get to the terminal and it's always neat and tidy. You can even get a foot massage in terminal B I think it is.
>>225347283you just know every pecker in the building had her slobber on it
Sometimes I just gotta ask, why post that?
>>225347294your mom always gives me a "foot massage", IYKWIM
>>225347283corr would give her a goo airsch shaeggin'
>>225347264I'm frustrated
>>225347292עטרה
>>225347267it was the only meal i've eaten today
>>225347300
>>225347264Euros will blame everyone but themselves
>>225347313Why is she walking around with a two finger salute on her forehead
>makes a video about a famous fruity cocktail drink>the browns and MIGApedes of /pol/ collectively implode and seethe
>>225347279phwooooarrr may hairftae benchod diss bitch
>>225347333https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lehi_(militant_group)
>>225346665>>225346675>>225346709That's the CEO of Xbox. Show some fucking respect.
>>225347334THE MARIGOLD MORON
>>225347352no she absolutely is not
kekkk look at the orange NIGG3R
>>225347357The Goldenrod Galoot
>Ontario still rangebannedfaggot nigger fix your shit website
>>225347363this can't work anymore because everyone will just assume its AI
>>225347352what an absolutely brutal mogging
>>225347363I KNEEL to ShiaGODS
>>225347352Asha could get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95NnSbDfTrkthis is what America used to be about
time to watch franck zanu
Phineas and Ferb is on
>>225347377Brimful of Asha
>>225347372Would
Would you call yourself a non confrontational person
What about Niggerus and Turd
It's very frustrating to me how first-, second-, and third-world have all changed meaning
>>225347441i would go a step further and say that i am a total coward that is deathly afraid of conflict
>>225347441I don’t want to talk about it
>>225347443Turdus means thrush in Latin. Ain't that neat? It gives you funny lines like>Nil melius turdo, nil vulva pulchrius ampla
>>225347458Same but I’ve noticed myself being more assertive recently which has surprised me
>>225347441I guess. I never really had any strong enough beliefs worth fighting for
>>>/lit/25578123>>>/lit/25578128>>>/lit/25578131
>>225347369blame barneyfag
>>225347441No, I'm always ready to throw my life and the life of others away for anything that could possibly be perceived as an insult
Mom bought me a new shirtLove that old bag
>>225347502Is this bait?
>>225347474>>225347486you foolish FOOL
>>225347490what's his lore? why does he randomly post the same string of screenshots on people?
>>225347490no i blame faggot 4chan and its loser staff for being such lazy niggerfaggots
>>225347507Uh no
>>225347502My mum is 70 and calls women younger than her "old biddies" lol it's pretty funny because she is pretty damn young for her age. Like she doesn't act or look like an old woman.
>>225347511theres a wiki on it but last time i linked it i copped a 30 day ban for 'doxxing,' jannies hate everything related to him.
>>225347511mentally ill white kid that hates my little pony
You're really not supposed to mention his name either
we are the strait of hormuz
$4 gas isn’t that bad
You think this winter will be bad? I mean like a shit hit the fan event?
>>225347548We have reached the acceptance stage
>>225347548I'll give you some gas for free*BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
LOL
>>225347561do you think she got gang raped by indians after the game?
Trooning out is man vs nature
>>225347561I want to lick those boobies
How about a shit hit my mouth event
>>225347578https://x.com/porteenchene/status/2100186670276772225?s=20
>>225347586extremely indian post
>>225347600I don't copy twitter or Youtube shorts links as a general rule. You are a faggot if you use either of them too.
My cat sits on me whenever I’m about to jerk off
>>225347602
I've been eating trix cereal but only the green ones so it's healthy
Coming to this general after fighting with American flags in 7 different threads
GOT TO GO BACKGOT TO GO BACK
>>225347639and losing in every single one of them, surely.
Your father worked with Hyman Roth, your father respected Hyman Roth, but your father never trusted Hyman Roth, or his Sicillian messenger boy Johnny Ola
My boss was taking a shit and he farted really loud
>>225347561pneumatic plague innit
>>225346713Brother what do you think turkjeets are calling their daughters nowadays
>>225347665top lel m8god i hope there's another big happening. world has been SO boring and SO gay since COVID ended.
>>225347686ratio
ICE IS KILLING PEOPLE IN NYC
Would you like me to walk you home?
>>225347707
>>225347708Ew no get away from me
>>225347708Does this even happen outside of movies
I have been losing so much money picking up my female friend from work every night. Especially because everytime she somehow manipulates me to where I'm out all night with her well into the next day, sometimes not getting home until 10, 11am, even 12pm the next day. So I pick her up at 9pm and everytime I know it's gonna be a 8 - 12hour ordeal.Tonight she as usual texts me saying she has no way home. So I just tell her I called an Uber for her. Suddenly she freaking out telling me go cancel it and why can't I just pick her up myself and blah blah blah so on.Busted. This proves it was never about getting home from work. It was about manipulating me so she can be with me all night and all morning. Can't do it homie. Not this time.
watching a rather violent and mildly pornographic movie right now, fairly interesting so far.
Footyball is on
>>225347725In college I've walked female friends home but never anyone I'd just met
>>225347732What's the name of this kino
>>225347708Here, take my coat. It’s cold outside
ICE IS KILLING PEOPLE ON AMERICAN SOIL
May I walk you to my penis?
>>225347742Strange Darling
Give me the purely logical argument against trooning out. Don't appeal to my emotions.
>>225347753Oh I've heard of that one, it's on my watch list
Orange fool
>>225347758Ask grok
>endless spam texts from republicans begging for money>they're all for some old boomer named suzanne
Nobody respects me because I’m Belgian American
>>225347783frustrated.png
>>225347784He told me to ask you guys
>On October 7, 2026, the Canadian Federal government announced that it will indefinitely block the expansion of Medical Assistance in Dying to people whose sole underlying medical condition is mental illness
ICE IS WILIN' OUThttps://x.com/KimKatieUSA/status/2107991900435489001?s=20
What is your guy’s one rep bench press max? I’m a weakling who only started exercises so it’s 145 lbs
>>225347823whats crazy is all the meheecans who voted for trump who are now shocked that ice is now deporting their illegal relatives. what did they think was going to happen?
>>225346646she looks like my sister,,,
>>225347829I don’t work out. It’s a waste of time and energy and it makes you dumber
>>225347829i did 120kg a year ago
>>225347829i cant even lift just the bar alone
ICE should be allowed to kill anyone who looks even remotely Mexican.
>>225347214Modern Turks have mostly indigenous Anatolian DNA, which is to say Greek, Hittite, Armenian, etc. The Turks who invaded Anatolia would have looked like Kazakhs or Mongols, but their footprint on the Modern Turkish gene pool is small, which is why that phenotype has basically disappeared. It’s a bit like the invading Normans disappearing into the British mass.So then there’s the question of whether Anatolians are White. It’s a bit borderline. Most or all of their founding peoples were Indo-Europeans or Aryans, but they’ve also repeatedly been invaded by brown foreigners. To an extent, it’s like the Iranians.
I'm really considering going back: I want to stop using the internet, get all my news from the local newspaper or hearsay, start attending town hall meetings, and just generally be entirely ignorant of everything outside of my town/county
>>225347853they've already repeatedly tried to deport natives
>>225347861Sure buddy
>>225347843Objectively incorrect >>225347845Nice >>225347849I’m sure that’s false, the bar is only 50 pounds
>>225347829Best I ever did was 340 lbs at 185 lbs body weight, but I haven't lifted in years now
>>225347878>I’m sure that’s false, the bar is only 50 poundsits true, i am pathetically weak
>>225347884Have you actually tried? What’s your weight and height?
>>225347862they're obsessed with deporting anti-semitic people than they are rapists or cartel members LOLyour fucking tax dollars at work
PLOT TWIST. BIG PLOT TWIST JUST HAPPENED.(i saw it coming kinda though)
>>225347905>POV you tap me on the shoulder
They shot a criminal illegal alien in the Bronx and now the city is burning
I have retard fatigue (I'm tired of being retarded)
>>225347894it was a long time ago when i tried, 5'7 and 165.
I have Monday off for the long weekend but I'm going to start my weekend a bit early. I still have to work tomorrow but I am going to do very little tomorrow and probably just stop working around 2:30pm. The CEO made some very lame and pozzed comments recently so I feel I should reciprocate by stealing some time to jerk off or shitpost on this website.Who else /timethief/?
>>225347840Mesicas voted for kamala
Ordered a book off Amazon
>>22534796147% of latinx men voted for trump in the 2024 election
It's difficult to get a lethal amount of morphine
Could go for a NYC slice of pepperoni pizza
>>225347970
>>225347946I know for a fact that you will be able to if you tried again
>>225347998Knew I would get this reply
I guess Chicago pizza is nice if you want to eat 2 pounds of melted cheese
>>225347116It's all theatre. Every man who agrees to be on a firing squad is completely fine with it. None of them want or need the one blank gimmick.
My parents' friends used to playfully call me Unabomber when I was a kid
IT'S POPPIN OFF INNA BRONX
>>225347264Leftists are so crass. They cannot comprehend subtlety.
>pizza:|>pizza, but kept under a heat lamp all day and maybe has a basil leaf grilled in with it:O
>>225348022Cause you would blow up their toilet?
>>225347977Mexican Americans largely voted for cumtoe>>225348024I see the new dem psyop has began
>>225348010a cheezy gaspaucho soup
What do we think of the new star wars racing game
what's the least gay non-alcoholic drink?
>>225348033probably 'cause I was a spergazoid and wicked smaht
>>225348059Water. Straight men don't need the enticement of flavor to hydrate themselves
>>225348067I don't like her face but her bobs are nice
mrbeast is demonic. i dont know why or how, i just know he is.
>>225348024What does she expect the company to do? Their only option is to contact parking authority and police with claims of unauthorized vehicle on private property and trespassing. At that point it's local government's problem. Local government isn't going to block ICE ops.
>>225348076It's the smile
Just ate some Kraft Dinner (specifically the white shells). Might have another one later. They were only $1 CAD each at Shoppers so I bought 6 (which was the limit). SO good. Yum yum.
>>225348067Everything about that setting is slightly unsettling to me. It looks like someone's living room until you look over and see a staffed bar with a weird mosaic front
>iran war:|>getting rid of illegals>:O
>>225348088Did you cut up a hot dog and throw it in there
Dad and I worked out yesterday and he says his arms are very sore but my arms are fine
>f-four nations:(>its not a tournament of nations, retard>:(
>>225348091Most want the bottom and hate the top
I just realized a lot of you new users have probably never seen my fully erect penis
