jabba edish
>>225355084Didn't her sister just win the st pancras by election?
>>225355084Nice selfie OP>>225355106
>>225355115the fabled tranny folder
sat here showered on my day off with no place to goim such a boring bastard its unreal
>>225355158blog on snore lord
womenhttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1791303657858901.png
>>225355175i will do, because im so fucking dull
>>225355179wud wife 2nd right
>>225355139
:/
>>225355115I still don't get if this supposed to be a tongue in cheek comedy show or it's completely dead serious
>>225355179Asian mogs
taiwanese gf 2027
>>225355217100% dead serious
>>225355240werird how asian girls never have abs like is working out illegal in their culture or do they just have som eweird genetics where they cant get abs even with low bf%
how come there’s no British gangsters anymore used to be ton in 90s
he love it fish
>>225355257if i wanted abs i'd fuck a bloke
>>225355084Looks like unhealthy.
>>225355308all went woke didn't it
>>225355217it's channel 4, owned by warped kike minds and race traitors. it's serious
>>225355308Like many industries we've outsourced it to foreigners
Somebody tell Diego I said "Hello"Thanks
>>225355313gay fduck
79gs of protein
>>225355311poor lil guy just want some fish
>>225355365no need to sign your posts
>>225355217The point of soap operas in this age is 2 fold1) to give old people a nostalgic view of the country pretending community still exists and everyone chitchats and goes to the local2) to push whatever flavour of the month social/political issue there is onto normies
>>225355373clearly not taken today, can tell by the weather
>>225355378i didn't
>>225355373Only niggas I see buying these gimmick protein products are DYELs who have just started gyming and insist they need 200g+ a day for their PPL routine
>>225355446sctremaing this sm e
Shall be leaving toil office soon on the premise of working from home in the afternoon but will in fact do zero work from home
karma by proxy
>>225355472>the woman laughing afterlol lmao even
>>225355464John Malkovich, Olivia Colman, Alexander Skarsgård and Ayo Edebiri are on Graham Norton tonight Deegs ok
>>225355493genuinely not watched the show in years and years idk wh at even goes on anymorecould be just graham norton farting at his guests for 50 minutes and i wouldn't konw mad how you just outgrow such fixtures in your past life
>>225355084Looks more like a slithereen than jabba
>>225355514>could be just graham norton farting at his guests for 50 minutes and i wouldn't konwbet you'd like that you big poof
Diego in? Need to ask some questions
we are all getting gfs next year, yeah?
Its not hard to eat clean & hit macros and when you start doing it consistently youll notice how easily you maintain muscle mass and low bf% even when youre less consistent with the gymBy contrast regularly eating processed slop like that meal deal makes you look and feel like shit even when hitting the same macrosIdk if its from the extra micronutrients when eating clean or the extra shit when eating processed food but it's a night and day differenceA clue, gain one
>>225355644*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
Americans be like>I hate niggers
Triggered my biomass downstairs neighbour lolThat'll fucking learn him for playing his music egregiously loud
>>225355688Triggered him how?
Taking a long hard look at myself
>>225355699pooed through his letterbox
>>225355699Smashed up his gay arse ego by establishing my dominance
>learn him
I'm an overweight manlet that probably has autism but I've still gotten laid, by several different people.Honestly dont get incels at all
>>225355741it's a called a joke you autist
>it's a called a joke you autist
Piehead has been well and truly done. He will be fuming for weeks over this
dont reply to him
Going to craft a ham and cheese bagel for an unforgettable luncheon
>>225355781>processed meat>processed grains>no doubt processed plastic cheesegrim
>>225355446Let’s see you then
Toilstein has this infuriating habit of telling me how to do every single minor thing that I already know how to do, even if he's already told me ten times before. Makes me want to smash in his stupid bald head with a bowling ball.
>>225355799shut up mate
>>2253558045'7 77.4kg built like a fucking brick shithouse mate
>>225355763Rate my ALDI shop
>>225355799It's actually quorn ham so you're entirely wrong, you've been done so badly you'll never recover from it you absolute buffoon
>>225355446he just gets them from reddit mate it's not that deep
he's built like a shit brickhouse
>>225355805quit and claim constructive dismissal
>>225355804>>225355828DYELs spotted
>>225355824ah yes. natural, unprocessed quorn
>>225355865Post your physique then
>>225355850But I enjoy paying my mortgage each month
>>225355517came here to say the same thing
>>225355308there are. look into the encrochat thing
>>225355821feast
WE THE WE THE BAD MAN
>>225355754he's never spoken english aloud, only read it onlinejokes everyone has heard over their entire lives are mistakes
>>225355821Not bad but it doesn't look like you could make a substantial meal from the ingredients there
Where's the fucking aldi loyalty card
>>225355948Aldi hates its Reform voting customersThat's why
i went to Aldi once
>>225355865I have the best body composition in /brit/ until proven otherwise
>>225355896Sometimes I get the impression that the Spanish government doesn’t mind letting in all the top-level British gangsters as long as they continue to spend money in the Spanish economy and avoid too much violent crime
Found Rorke in classic WoW
turning the fricking frogs gay
are we supposed to pretend Eminem is good bc he’s white?
SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US
>>225355994>70.04kg>12% body fatWhat are you 5'5?
>>225356057she turn the weans against ye aye?
gagging for a wank but dogberg has fallen asleep on my bed and I can't do it till he fucks off
>>2253560605'11
>>225356095king of manlets
scots be like weans tiptoeing around mi hoos bumped into one an nearly shat masel
the muslims are right to be fair women should be forced to cover their heads
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
>Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor granted £302,000 in compensation after lease on Royal Lodge officially surrendered
sup ordnance survey
>>225356152Wased x
Imagine moving into a house and an Indian family lived there before you and they'd burned cow dung
Just sat down
black guys are doing poos rn x
Get me on mock the week
just spent £87 in sainsburys
nothing i can do about the fly stuck inside my window it seems
>>225356174Previous owners of my house smoked inside for 30 years
cheers to /brit/
think girls in pyjamas are sexiest of all the clothing
>>225356192post the recipt
>>225356203good post
>>225356192how much booze ?
>>225356192biscoff dairy milk?
I have a weird head
>>225356201He's one of the lads
>>225356234he not allowed
Craving a Greggs sossig roll but the Spanish despite their love of pork have never conceived of wrapping it in puff pastry and baking it so alas I shall have to go without
>>225356152You'll call in the mong that desperately wants to suck his dick
My dog's dead clever. Every time Man Urd score a goal he does a back flip, sometimes two depending on how hard I kick him
>>225356234he want inside no
You simply can't win arguments with women. As soon as they lose they start crying and then everyone takes their side as a natural instinct
The place I'm living now is alright but for some reason the BAME's who were placed here before lived here for 2 weeks then stripped all the carpet from downstairs and took it with them, they also had literally no idea how to change their mailing address so literally all of their post comes here stillFeckless
>>225356248>Every time Man Urd score a goal he does a back flipdoesn't do them very often then
>>225356201How gay do you have to be to sexually assault a monkey ffs
>>225356213cant do that. but i'll write out the shopping list if that will suffice >>225356222zero booze. im not much of a drinker really. mainly a social affair >>225356224nah none of that. did buy all butter double chocolate shortbread biccies though. megapeng
>>225356240There's one at Tenerife South Airport now lol
>>225356258that's why you just ignore them
>>225356259Based?
>>225356240they have a greggs in tenerife airport now
>>225356266gayer than you?
>>225356259baffling why leftypol worships them
Does the Kerry katona video even exist
just heard there's a greggs at tenerife airport now
>>225356285A lot gayer than me, that's a given.
>>225356281Stop replying to legitimate paedophiles
It's not even just one BAME family who we get post for either is the mad part. I've counted 4 separate families
>>225356259Anything interesting in their post?
>>225356274>>225356281Tenerife is probably further away from me than the UK
>>225356259I still get bank statements for Filipino family that l bought the house off 5 years ago. Also fixing all the insane incompetent maintenance they did over the years
building a colony on mars. you are not invited.
>>225356327Haven't opened any but one seemed to be from ToyotaWho the fuck gets letters from Toyota
>>225356345i dont mind this because Filipinos are based
>>225356342Wasn't suggesting you go there for a sausage roll haha
>>225356320hope you chuck it all in the bin x
>>225356359I'd read them all. Fuck them
sup biomassie
>>225356342Make one yourself. It’s not hard.
stubbed the big toe, haven't i
>>225356372Pointless not to innit. Can write on the front "NOT AT THIS ADDRESS!"In bold letters and the biomass that works at the sorting office won't understand
turning off notifications for amazon because it's always spamming me with weird shit i don't want
>>225355948Everything is as cheap as it could be. Loyalty cards are an excuse to rise prices and harvest data. ALDI also doesn't do a staff discount because these loss in profit would be passed on to other customers.
>>225356390I don’t want a homemade one I want a sloppy lukewarm greggs one. And a yumyum
sit down and listen. a tranny is talking
>>225356416Don't support Greggs. They're transphobic and pro-suicide and they don't take mental health seriously
>>225356419
>>225356419I'm already sitting downDon't hear anything though
>They're transphobic and pro-suicide and they don't take mental health seriouslyholy based!
>>225356441Hmm yet if a trans woman shows her functioning penis and testicles it's suddenly sexual assaultFunny how that works
>>225356418heh heh fuckin sicc him
>>225356439>they’re transphobicWow now I want one even more!
hmmm. might go shopping a greggs more often
on my lunch breakwaiting for a delivery
>>225356459What has happened to Spaino ? Too much to manage more than one persona these days ??
>>225356441fallopian tubes were named after gabriele falloppio who thought they looked like tubas. in italian the plural of tuba is tube. so when his literature reached England people read it as tubes (the shape).
>>225356459It's worrying you're still pushing this larp. Do you have a GP appointment coming up? Tell them you need to get off this bizarre fetish.
>>225356441right, so that's not the cervix
They're calling it the most obvious samefag in history
i'm a heterosexual white englishman
>>225356501that not ok
>>225356501illegal in zack polanskis britain
The so called lads, as it were
me and my aussie gf
>>225356480I think the writer is planning a return after Christmas, he's planning an arc where Spaino gets divorced, loses his job, moves back in with his mum and becomes obese
The toilet backs on to my room mates bedroom wall. I know she hears me farting.
>>225356556would
>>225356526You look cool.She looks hot.The insecure possessive hand over her breast is cringe.
>>225356556thanks for getting the lads horny x
>>225355446screaming why is this so true
>>225356556vile harlot
>>225356556arousing other men on 4chan award
right
>>225356402why doesn't aldi sell bird food?
any roadman active?
had my slippers on earlier but now i'm in my trainers just in case
>>225356556Not usually attracted to this type of girl but I wouldn’t mind giving her my wilkins
should I buy Xbox or PlayStation for gta6
>>225356592why
what was it
mad how I could give someone on the other side of the world a boner right now by posting a sexy photo, quite hot when you think about it
>Amarprett is currently making delivery number 38, you are delivery number 42he very much approaches
200 quid to tax my 1.5L petrol car. it not right
>>225356602generic naked woman #425235incels like posting them to make other posters hard
on my day off i have now gone and got some sausages for a sandwich and i got a coffeei've got nothing else to do today now so later on i will get some booze in to get steamed
>>225356599el nino looms
>>225356594You never could, yours is like 3 wilkins halved. Blow your head smooth off.
>>225356610what i feel like after a heavy sesh
>>225356608not me I'm impotent so I win
>>225356596Wait till they release the PS5 emulator in a few months and you can play it for free on PC
>>225356627bizarre and unwarranted outburst
Insane how PC players are coping by claiming that they will be playing GTA5 on a cracked version of the PS5 on PCJust seems like a huge cope>muh 80% reverse engineered!
>>225356614Corrrrr lad, do you reckon he's stuck his hairy smelly paki willy in there and shot a big load of "kufar topping" just for you?
>>225356641well its not a food cos i'm not a runt
>>225356641you need help
>>225356640the fuck are you on about you weird little incel freak
>>225356580They sometimes do as part of the special buys. You could also just buy some nuts/seeds as long as they aren't salted or flavoured
>>225356640the consolecuck fears claude
Just been informed my willy is rubbish
>>225356580shouldnt keep birds as petsnor can i see any reason why youd want to
Can I trade a Xbox one and a ps4 for a ps5?
>>225356641absolutely bewildering post, this
>>225356665bluds just been informed lmao
>pc vs console debates how old are you losers
cold sweat dripping from my armpits onto my sides
>>225356667I feed the birds in my garden they're my friends
>>225356655human ones are more expensive. I thought aldi was supposed to be good value?
>>225356610Photo of >>225355446
>>225356669I know most of the people here have terrible BO but this isn’t a CeX mate
>>225356659Sloppa fiend surprised when his game crashes unexpectedly in a mission and loses hours of gameplay
That is spaino though isn't it
>>225356705most people save their game frequently
imagine how funny it would be if gta 6 is genuinely shit and everyone’s stopped playing it within a year
>>225356693well theyre not
>>225356729>if
>>225356718Do you trust the slopware not to corrupt or bug out with that?
>>225356729most people just want the online rp stuff
>>225356693Have you ever been violent?
>>225356726sc
want to get railed rough up the arse but dont want to deal with annoying faggots so I feel like im at a bit of a inpass
>>225356756more like inass
>>225356740id trust it with my life
crazy to think about how a gazillion years ago there were giant lizards the size of buildings roaming around and they all died because of a massive rock hitting Mexico, creating extreme tsunamis and shit
>>225356729Honestly? It wouldn't be that funny. Pretty boring and downright expected scenario.
>inpass
>>225356693not pets though, are they
>>225356743
>>225356771cwazy
>>225356788ktim but sans 'kislop
>>225356788that photo is spaino fyi
>>225356774How is it expected?
um
>>225356743How fucking thick do you have to be to think that the shite you see in films is reality?
>>225356771how can that be true when the earth is only 6000 years old
you don't need to be a nuclear physicist to know a meltdown is coming on strong
>>225356788Bizarre
>>225356771This has been debunked by bible scholars
>>225356788mental how homosexuals go mad for this sort of thing
>>225356807I think you're missing the point, Mr O'Brien.
>Yeah I’ll save that pic of the fat hairy man with a tiny cock in the bath, that’ll will come in handy one day
>>225356788won't get an answer but why do you have this pic on hand?
cant fucking take much more of this
>>225356842*rapes you sideways*
>>225356828No I know what the point is, that we're full of pakis, I know that, but the person thought that the stuff they see in films is what the UK is actually like.
Had to double check that photo wasn’t me
>>225356842More of what? Take a chill pill
>>225356801The hype is way too big and people have been saying it will flop or be too woke or just plain shit and so on since it was first teased. And it keeps being delayed. Lots of other huge sequels have been disappointments lately too. It's not like "GTA6 will suck" is an original thought.
>>225356833Howling
Eaten lunch but desire more food. What's a poor boy to do?
>>225356833Do you live in Spain year round nowadays or what's the deal with that
my delivery has been delivered
>>225356853which one
>>225356788it says deleted but considering the disgusting yank post earlier wasn't, I assume this is jewish. Very selective.
>>225356842me midway getting my arse brutally gangblacked
>>225356842kek this is you
>>225356842Was just thinking this myself
>>225356862The hype for gta 5 was big tooPeople were saying rdr2 was going to be woke before it came out tooNeither of which flopped
>>225356842me when I've used about 50 pieces of toilet paper to wipe my arse after a shit and it's still pooey
instead of saying 'took the words from my mouth' im now saying 'took the poo from my arse'
>>225356842*hugs*
>>225356869Reckon you'll still be posting here in ten years deegz?
>that’ll will
>>225356866Pretty much, moved here in my last year of high school.
not hovering over that then, am i
>>225356897That was over ten years ago. Besides, wouldn't have been very funny if they flopped either so what is your point exactly?
i'm scared
>>225356909fuckin hell you could slide your fist in there easily
>>225356909why would he do thisthis is so weird>>225356913hope not but ye unless i find a wife i guess so lolaltho tbf i rarely post on 4chan it sjust so boring so maybe iw ill eventually let even this character go and just abort the site
i'm so fucking scared that i've hurt my brain again i'm so fucking scared screaming like this i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared
>>225356909this is revolting
>>225356923Not sure how long ago it was matters but okayyyyyy…?you said you think GTA 6 will flop I disagreed not sure where you’re getting lost here bud
>>225356900took the poo from your mouth as you're always chatting shite
>>225356909You just know someone has actually wanked to this as well
>high school
just what was he at lads
>>225356959this is you isnt it
>>225356942>you said you think GTA 6 will flopNo I didn't
>>225356956horrifying
>>225356919Do you speak espanol
gta mongs still have to wait a month and a half for their slop lol
mad how i;'ve been out of shcool longer than i was in schoolthats a mindfuck rly isnt it haha will soonm be school + uni
went to the pub and a mate said 'cotton handy' (he is english)am getting sick ta bastard death of all this americanisation
>>225356993not mad or a mindfuck really is it, just a simple statement of fact
spaino off to the mercado for some pan con jamon
>>225357003hello autismo
>>225356995ffs meant cotton candy that's me done then
>>225356995that sounds like an entry on urban dictionary
>>225356909I didn't need to see that
>>225356988SÃ, hablo español y un poco de catalá
>mad how i;'ve been out of shcool longer than i was in schoolgrim to think about. this is me in a year or two
>>225357029omg I understand this x
>>225357009Manners Deegz
ay caramba eat my shorts
Soup to the rescue, soup for all your maladies, soup is all we need
>>225357029aue tal pibe
That's the fluoxetine, vitamin A-Z tablet and the calcium and vitamin D tablets imbibed>>225357029Do you speak Latvian?
>>225356974Um yeah you did that’s fine if you’re gonna be awkward now I ruined your argument tho
Time for phase 2 of the work day
>>225357066You're doubling up on vitamin D babe x
Any pathetic runt man in
>>225357061right well i fucked that up
>>225352775>>225352775
>>225357083*raises paw*
>>225357061Gives me the ick when sudacas talk like this
>>225357087*turns you into a pillar of salt*
>>225357072You have poor reading comprehension.
>>225357088some funny posts in that thread tbf
right that's the old then
Mad how Porygon isn't electric type
>>225357110Concession accepted
I'm thinking an early afternoon cup of piping hot coffee
>>225357122It's okay x
lets get this one to 400
anyone remember we got a thread to like 600
>>225357166No
issue is everyone's stopped posting
would do anything to jizz over chappel roans fat pawg arse
>>225357166Remember on the sharty when it went past 1000
>>225357178got something really good to post in the new
>>225357194>>225357194>>225357194>>225357194
>>225357178I'm still posting
remember when is the lowest form of conversation
