english rose edish
post albums that are riff fests from beginning to end
>>225380418i just dont brush for a few weeks/months at a time which clears things up
Bolognese for elevenses then isn't it.Lefties SEETHING
saw a pic of that woman's face before all the surgery and she was actually fit. dunno what she was thinking.
>>225380425
*e/t*
Latvian Military Police emblem goes HARD
Had a sausage roll already and now I'm going to have a scotch egg. Healthy breakfast.
>>225380441>people who get bogged have low time preferencewhoda thunk
>>225380455they didn't cut the background inside the trigger guard before flattening the layers, ruined
Might trade my 2010 diesel BMW 3 series in for that one of them JaecoosWhat’s the deals with notability that I’ve been hearing about?
>>225380425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrk88EYv4o8
lick ze balls and ze asshorr
>>225380485they can't be that notable if you don't know what they're about
>>225380465>>225380402Magas finally showing their ghoulish natureThe Epstein files leaking and all the news about them eating babies didn’t cause any riots, so now they’ve lost their fear of being exposed and are slowly revealing themselves
>>225380477Would accept your criticism but you are a desperate to fit in vpn user :/
>>225380430I had leftover bean and tomato pasta for breakfast. That's my last three meals beans and tomatoes.
>>225380485nah don't botherChinkshit needs to be boycotted and electric cars are wank
tummy still hurts
>>225380511Whoops, meant motability My phone auto corrected me, I’m on the loo taking a shit you see, the only time I browse 4chan or Facebook these days
wtf
>>225380513you found me out I am english man from devonshire using vpn
NEETs to be sent to the north pole
feel like SHIT
Europe simply needs to wage of a war of annihilation against China in this century and that's just a fact.
>>225380527Yeah I’ll buy some Brit shit then shall I?Not Landrover or Jag though, cuz they’re crapMaybe an Austin…. Oh waitBetter get an MG instead…..oh hang it n can’t do thatI guess I better start saving up for a Lotus or Aston Martin, they’re only a quarter Chinese
>>225380561whats wrong :/
>>225380535like she had her face taken off and stuck in blender and squeezed back onto her skull using one of those catering piping bag jobbies
>>225380584i feel like SHIT
>>225380560whats even the point of being an adventurer/explorer past 1930
>>225380580You can at least buy a European (White) car.Funneling money to China is why these plastic boxes are here to begin with.
>>225380560>failed FOUR times as a ladwow!
Emma Watson battering my sack into a fine paste.
my job? adventurer.
>>225380575Fucking look forward to the 5 frigates Europe has combined going to China trying their gunboat diplomacy lmao, it’ll be a modern battle of Tsushima, combined with the adventures of the new white fleet And now you’ve got millions of browns to keep your wives and daughters company at home
>>225380606STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE
>>225380575europe has nowt against china. thats why we all went back to buying their cars after 2 minutes of being like chinese companies are a threat only retarded yankoids are mad about china
>>225380560>double barrelled surnameopinion discarded
>>225380560>another posh cunt thinks he knows it all
>>225380560guaranteed tarq
>>225380612epic little cuckoldry mention at the end, couldn't help yourself could you?
>>225380602I will not buy the German subscription epectricalnappliance, I will not buy the French or Italian cuckbox car, I will not buy any slav shit Dacia
me and my family
>>225380630Emma Watson busting my bollocks is an ancient sub-gimmick.
>>225380637>thats why we all went back to buying their carsOnly the lowest runtoid ZOGserfs buy Chinese carsThe reality is car manufacturing is one of Europe's strengths and by buying BYD/Jaecoo plastic boxes you are supporting the economic development of Chinkna.
>>225380660bizarre post
Dacias are based. Just bare bones no electronics to go wrong
>>225380670If you buy european cars you support white replacement
>>225380669no
the only cars i buy are japanese
louis if you do not open this door and get on the next icebreaker to the svalbard there's going to be a big furore
>>225380670the point is the elites still let them. europe is a vassal no matter what. only yanks in the pentagon worry about declining american hegemony because they're greedy as shit and think china is a threat to that even though china doesn't want that. america wouldnt even want that if it was offered to them today because propping up the world economy with reserve currency is too much responsibility
what's the rorke way to have oats
>>225380729steamed
>>225380729shove them up your butt
>>225380729goes in through the mouthcomes out from the butt lol
>>225380729prepackaged microwavedwhile leftypol preps his overnight oats
>>225380729screamed at this post
>>225380729soak them in milk overnightstick them in the microwave for 2 minput dark chocolate (changed him)mix
bought 4 pairs of shoes in the last week . i have a problem. i've become a sneakerhead
See you in hell candy boys
>>225380670You’re so butthurt about china you sound like a jap, jeet or brown SEAsian
>>225380773post your newly purchased creps
>>225380653soon every eurocar will be legally mandated to watch you with computer vision and blare alarms or take over if you look tired or distracted or angry, they already have the technologyt. seen the future
You'll do everything.
>>225380793
poocretia, my erectiondance the ghost with me
had mcds for 'fast
>>225380793thought that was a badger on the right from the thumbnail needless to say i was disappointed when opening it
rorke's da loving his son and wanting what's best for him
>>225380809love it
cute black girl at the drive through trying to change me
blindness as an advantage
>once a man like the sea I raged
soonperhaps
mad how suddenly someone can die
Gay Porn as a Service (GPaaS)
>>225380847dont think i'll die
>>225380847not right is it
right thats me doxxed then
>>225380873screamed at this for some reason
>>225380847once got heart attack phobia for a good 6 months
>>225380754posted at this scream
HelperLad is as popular as Meghan Markle smeared in dog shite
>>225380831is that grits. Foy just in case
think i'll die
>>225380878what do you mean
LIVERPOOL**wirral
>>225380847I wish that we could talk about itBut there, that's the problemWith someone new I couldn't start itToo late, for beginningsThe little things that made me nervousAre gone, in a momentI miss the way we used to argueLocked, in your basementI wake up and the phone is ringingSurprised, as it's earlyAnd that should be the perfect warningThat something's a problemTo tell the truth I saw it comingThe way you were breathingBut nothing can prepare you for itThe voice on the other endThe worst is all the lovely weatherI'm stunned, it's not rainingThe coffee isn't even bitterBecause, what's the difference?There's all the work that needs to be doneIt's late, for revisionThere's all the time and all the planningAnd songs, to be finished
yeah?
might do some reading
>>225380890any time my heart raised or i could hear my heart beat or i read about a heart attack id panichad to have cbt(my dad had a heart attack due to cancer rotting his organs)
>>225380914ydn
quick coffee, shit, shower, shave then out for a night on the town, drinking, laughing, socialising, and shagging
coffee, shit, shower, shave, then 4chan for 12-16 hours
>>225380919i kinda have the same thing and it always makes me worry and makes my heart beat faster due to anxiety
>>225380710The only way for Europe to not be a vassal is to wall itself off from cheap Chink imports and US control
already had two coffee and a showernot had a poo because i only poo a couple of times a week normally
>>225380914BARTY CROUCH...
>>225380931just remember that its normal for your heart to raise sometimesand that your heart wants to beat :)you'll be finegenuine tachycardia is insanely high
>>225380953JUNIORRRRRRRRR
>>225380959thank you xx
raped my brain again
>>225380932at least chinks give us goods . what does US control give us. floods of migrants from bombing north africa, demanding ever higher higher tribute. withdrawing oil gas and goods as it suits them to satisfy their own population
>>225381007you're the 38 year old leftypol guy
>>225380989Sir Brian Raper
Eating poop
I need a pee.
my life be like
>>225381016ad homnot an argumentconcession accepted
movie
>>225381026mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm
>>225381032not an ad hom
right well its time to suck a covfefe isnt it
>>225380847hate ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T06fMkPkFYw
doing a little jig
need a wee but i'm very comfy in my blanket on my chaise longue someone should go for me
this week off work went a bit quick
>>225381039it wasnt a concession either sherlock
My bum is not important. What is important is what I'm going to poo.
my nephew was watching the lion king and the moment where mufasa died and where he appears in the clouds i genuinely had to choke back tearson the clouds one my nephew saw me and gave me a hug lol
>my chaise longue
The quicker the USA crumbles, the better for everyone
>>225381058i win
>>225381078Asian women want BWC, nothing wrong with that
smelly asian minge
>>225381082declaring an artificial end to the discussion is actually a loss
>>225381052good
nth for the holodem
rorke be like 'i need a dollar dollar dollar is what i need'
did my wee
predictions?
>erm ackhually this conversation isn't over and I most certainly did not offer my concessionjust let it go big dawg
>>225381141all shit matches, football is shit, you are gay, 3-2 yanited
>>225381141fun will be had on /sp/ all afternoon! :)
>>225381115no that's bad actually
>>225381078Your prophet married a six year old. shagged her when she was nine, yet you complain about Epstein.bizarre behaviour
>>225381141i predict the man will kick the ball in the same way he does every week. riveting stuff
>>225381136few things amuse me more than that a significant chunk of this site's favourite passtimes is mentally torturing yourselves
>>225381141well they're going to kick it aren't they? they're going to kick the ball right into the net. Smash it in! Go on yeah we love goals don't we lads? We love a bit of footy and seeing the lads score some goals!
>>225381136retarded start to that paragraph. if that privilege is true for the average it goes without saying it would be true for the above average. if anything it would be reversed: the above average person, and even the average person....
>>225381141group wank session in /sp/ at 17:30
>>225381156wrong
>>225380512>all the news about them eating babiesNever happened.
>>225381157the prophet ï·º waited 3 years to consummate implying that if he was a P word he wouldn't wait 3 years.
>>225381171source?
really dont want to waste my weekend but i feel i have no choice
>>225381181I made it up
>>225381141>watching the rigged EPL post-115
well said mac
>>225381192gigasigmachad behaviour. real king shit
right might just get started on the tinnies and bokkles early then x
>>225381197he's a bit of a blustering fool but he has a higher IQ than any of his critics.
>>225381197literal terrroist
>>2253811413-0 BIG GYOK brace off the bench2-1 villa2-3 bournemouth0-1 fulham2-2 draw2-3 /mug/
need wee and covfefedont want move though
Test
>>225381199true
he's a fucking orange retard and his fans are stupid magamonkeys scared of their own shadowliterally think ghouls and ufos and giants exist
been to halfords and sainsburys, what have you done with your life?
>>225381255ive already been to those places
>>225381255sat at home watching peak practice
>>225381211loool
ufos do exist though, people do conspire, just saying
>>225381255love the smell in Halfords, the whole room smells like new car.
>>225381268you know what i mean
>>225381255been to selfridges and waitrose
ever took a poo on the floor in a public bathroom?
might have a poo then a beer>>225381281init
whats your favourite herb
>>225381284posh bastard
they were real quiet about sleepy Joe's dementia thoughcurious that, very curious indeed
>>225381291dont eat that woke shite
>>225381291basil, oregano, and thyme
>>225381291da 1 u puffxD 420xx
have worked night shift 10 years nowwas rough at first, but i got black out blinds and a bed mask and make sure i get 15 minutes of direct sunlight a day and im used to it now
>>225381255watched sprint race and scrolled tiktok
>>225381297*walks off*
yanks be like erb lol
>>225381291Northern LightsStrawberry CoughOG Cheese
Moss Lane, Orrell Park, 1908 and 2026
never liked selfridges
>>225381291gotta be cilantro
>>225381309nice and comfy
>>225381331can't have nice things, due to woke
>>225381331rekcon guy on the bike is still alive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2oa8BexdmUpre-game demmie
>>225381331looks better nowcouldnt get a kebab in 1908 could you
turning on heating, i capitulate to energyberg already
>>225381359i do not
>>225381315me, gram and creg are on a strict erb shedyool brohad to give up the carmel and sirps too
>>225381309people who work nights die sooner. thats an actual fact
never even seen a selfridges but i did go in one and id ask every staff member if they sell fridges LOL
>>225381359probably
>>225380535american genetics
>>225381360need your hard drive checked nonceboy
Relapsed with my drinking a week ago and just fucked off and slept overnight in the woods.woke up in the morning and thought i just couldnt do this anymore, anyway its been a week and ive only drank less than half of what i usually do consistently.its a start
>>225381065HAHAHAHAsame
my booze delivery is nearly here and then i'm going to start cooking
uuuuuuuuooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>225381341yeah, me and my work mate basically sit and talk about music all shift(its security work)
>>225381373corr what a relief, can't wait to be done with this
>>225381371yanks say skedyool not shedyool you fool
>>225381387ever shag him up the arse?
Why is my nigga SIR Lewis Hamilton dating Kim Kardashian of all people?
deeply unfunny threadreally unimpressive
>>225381373Mostly think it's because it leads to bad habits.
>>225381373i should get on this
>>225381381good work mate
didnt really believe 60fps made much of a difference in a video game but then i played GTA V with the 60fps update and im never going back
ummies
>>225381424the human eye can't see more than 30fps anyway
>>225381379don't think I can provide what you're after>>225381384SON
>>225381424240fps man me
Watched a bit of old matebergs twitch stream just now Made me feel sad I ghosted them all but also reminded me what a pathetic subhuman freak I am and that I can never be around others ever again no matter how much all this hurts
>>225381360grow up
shallow funny threadreally impressive
he approaches
>>225381309have to do this for mailberg starting next monthany tips please lad
waiting for my crumpets to finish toasting x
CUTEFUNNYCUTE AND FUNNYUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>225381399yh
>>225381451brown man will give you an item
when did you last fly a kite?
Need a new board to add to my repertoire. So far have /int/, /lit/ and /vr/
>>225381456hope they burn
>>225381381Don't bother. Sobriety is pointless and boring. You only get one shot in life and you don't want to be a soulless ghoul like me sat alone in the dark drinking water with no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food, no friends, no family and a severe case of Anhedonia with nothing but a bible beside my bed.
>>225381466probably like 25 years ago
shut up go away you’re not one of us annoying cunt fuck off
>>225381456a poor man's muffin
>>225381424Yeah, 30 was never enough.
update
>>225381466The 20s
>>225381451Where are your deliveroo lads from?Brazil here.
>>225381443never ends well, looking up people you knew years ago on social media and suchit's not good for the soul
spent £200 on bike locks cos my last bike got nicked
i love it when you call me big floppa
>>225381429uma
>>225381485ktwbmiafh
>>225381456i toast my crumpets toodadberg thinks i'm weird for it
>>225381485someone should make a movie about a serial killer who goes around as a delivery driver
>>225381474why are you always so mean
i love it when you call me big ploppa
Wonder how long it'd take to forget everyone I've ever known if I never spoke to anyone again
>>225381445luna-tan is in her 40s
>>225381513autobiography idea
My fucking ass
>>225381479*removes disguise*How did you know??
>>225381494robbed twice
>>225381508??? what else are you suppoesd to do with them
do people really wank to cartoonsare you serious
>>2253814661998
>>225381494ain't stopping an angle grinder
>>225381454mentally adjust to the new time schedulethink of the time you get up as breakfast time and the time you finish as tea timemake sure your friends and family understand what your sleeping hours are so they don't disturb you etc
>>225381503
>>225381541I do Can't wank to real people anymore
Feels like all F1 fans are women nowadays.
>>225381494end of the day if they want it badly enough they'll get it. There's no bike lock an angle grinder won't go through. Best defence is being able to store your bike in some private area away from the public. The next best is your bike being slightly harder to steal than the comparatively expensive bike next to yours.
>>225381454haha alri royal mail angard christmas postie runt
my delivery driver was a bit sexylooked like a cool surfer dude in a hi vis
im a big gay man
>>225381568alri aha xx
>>225381549one of the locks is literally angle grinder-proof. or at least fucks them up and makes them need to replace bits to get through it. just needs to make one of the other bikes look like an easier job.
Woke up to two of the catbergs sleeping on my bed :)
>>225381549These do. They're about 300 quid though.
>>225381549are you black
>>225381569>>225381574Samefag
i cant see the fucking dog is barking
>>225381574this but small
How much you reckon a smelly male prostitute could make a year?
remember giving my mum a piece of chocolate and saying in a poncey english accent there's a glass and a half in every one but i started laughing before i could finish
the 'demmies' the weird horse anime girls...it's all very retarded and mongy
utterly embarrassed yourself here
>>225381599ever shag her up the arse?
right smell
>>225381590don't think you know what samefag means newcunt
best bike security is to only ride a shit looking bike no one would want2nd best way is only lock it up better than the bikes next to it3rd best way is to use a £300 bike lock
>>225381618grow up vile creep
>>225381585roundberg
>>225381608what in the holy love of everfreaking fuckballs is that font
why can’t I be like David goggins
Jakarta is sinking at a rate of 28cm a year.
>>225381640due to woke
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
>>225381577why would i wear more clothes when its hot.
>>225381632is maple mono
>>225381640ice age will save them
>>225381640Horrid place. Literally the worst city I've ever been to.
after intercourse it is common for women to have a sweaty back due to the physical exertion in the throes of passionhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1791578219801218.jpg
>>2253816263rd way is the same as the 2nd way if you think about it
>>225381626best bike security is to deport all 'mass
>>225381331bet it was nice having a sense of community. people don't even know or want to know their neighbours now
>>225381582>>225381586*grinds out the railing you locked it to*
>>225381566drive to survive drama brought girls in, world cup has had a similar affect on ladies towards football but to a lesser extent. but club football being different from international, I expect most women to lose interest till the euros
haha LOVE that advert where the thick as fucking PIGSHIT white man accidentally cuts off a call while his black woman colleague gives a knowing, exasperated look to the camera
>>225381684my neighbours dont even speak english
>>225381656cute ampersandsthink it going on wezterm x
>>225381671not really. if you pick the right bike rack you might only need a piece of twine
>>225381691back of the hand tattoos have to be right up there among the absolute worst women can get
im the baddestin the game
>>225381665CORR
>>225381485what you got lad. got to wait for my pokemons
>>225381695Me? big fan of the advert of a Jungle Asian complaining about a white man being loud on speakerphone. Wonder who actually makes these?
new >>225381726>>225381726>>225381726
>>225381700alri welshlad
>>225381722is new filters for my aeropresswhat pokemons do you want to get in your pack
>>225381605its been years in since school bro, the bullies won't rip into you for being your spergy self anymore
>>225381715What's the best one?
>>225380768this is great thanks lad