looksmatch edition
last two gigs ive been to now someone has talked to medont know if i look particularly outgoing these days
This faggot doesn’t know what a curl is and now he’s mad at me because of it
What's with the giant shuttlecock
>>225397255I’ll shuttle your cock sunshine
hate being the subject of a monarchy, having to respect people for which vag they came out of, rather than fr anything they achieved. hate living in tiny houses and potentially being a rentslave for the rest of my life. hate that people don't talk to each other in this country, its awkward to say hello to a stranger. hate that there is virtually fuck all to do besides go to the pub or look at old buildings. hate that most of this country reads tabloid garbage, and ok magazine and watches talent shows and other rubbish non-stop. hate our country is make it or break it, oxbridge or bust, revolvign around sticking poeple in class systems - where the point of education isn't to learn but to place people into the class system. hate that its always fucking grey and cold and grim. hate that everyone is miserable all of the time. hate that anything you say is met with sarcasm first. hate toffs hate chavs hate the smug upper middle classes hate the retail park lower middle classes. hate the need to project power internationally but not giving a flying fuck as to very basic problems here. hate the first past the post one day labour with 3 day weeks, the next day tories privatising everything. hate that people don't actually do anything when the government fucks with them. hate the draconian laws and the 'ban it' attitude of the population.
>>225397255Ive got a shuttlecock in my pants (needs a bus to transport it around)doesn't really work but you get the idea
>>225397274you'd be lucky
>>225397265yeah i'd fuck her
*wins at /brit/*
>>225397278why don’t you move to north korea then
>>225397243Seems like you're the one who's mad since you can't move on
>>225397301what
delfo is having a melty I seeWhat set him off now
Ruby Granger sex ass
>>225397291why are his proportions so bizarre
>>225397291Fruitiest don that I ever did see
שלום עליכם
with de lads
>>225397305Wrong post lol sorry
>>225397291genuinely why do gays act like this?if i was gay id want men to act like normal men i imagine
>>225397316screaming wtf man
>>225397316nigga a human lighthouse screm
>>225397316Gary buseys had some work done
>>225397311You don't talk like this irl
ohh the miseryevery woman burps and farts and poos and wees
>>225397361grow up
>>225397361worst of all they speak
>>225397348I do actually as long as I'm with British people of course
>>225397348When you use "irl" in real life, do you pronounce it like "erl" or "eye ar ell?"
>>225397361
Just punished some pints, vapourised some vodkas and curb stomped some cuba libre’s
screaming at my shit life
>"erl"
Got the real ghost videos on
>>225397316when you don't thin your warhammer paints
Went out last night by myself thinking my night would be a movie but it was just this
>>225397418Hey at least you had the balls to go out yourself. Fair play
why does zara larsson shake her arse around like a negress
why is interracial cuckoldry even a thing?
>>225397377No, you don't.
Well Rorke?
>>225397407BOO!
>>225397418You have to at least try to talk to someone
>>225397446Oh didn't know that>>225397445Ask this in /cum/ you're more likely to get an answer
the high passedmight jump out a windoe
>>225397361this doesn't even fit you fucking faggot
>>225397445ironically racism
>>225397418s
>>225397449I know this is bait but it makes me want to chud out so bad
Why is it always the ugliest blokes becoming trannies? Like you were fuck ugly as a man what makes you think trying to be a woman will go better. I genuinely don't even mind trannies if they pass well, if your face is more feminine looking and you can make it work then fair play
>>225397445rorkes get so obsessed with black people that it turns into a sexual thing for them
>>225397486vile transpose
>>225397469says you
>>225397486they fucked in they head
guy at the gym got in front of a squat rack just to take his shirt off and look at himself for a couple of minutes before leaving. fair enough i reserve that kind of behaviour for the locker room but ok
You people start talking about black cocks every 30 minutes though
>>225397486yikes big oof dont like this do better coward
>>225397361Especially are Emma.
>>225397449What? Who? WHen? WHy? Where?
went to sex dot com and now my pc is going haywire with viruses
>>225397265big pupils
>>225397486what i dont get is 50 year old blokes putting their wife's clothes on
my arse is jiggly
>>225397514I'd feel embarrassed doing this but then take my top off to go to the gay porn sauna anyway
>>225397418went out by myself tonight and had a great time
>>225397265please I'm going crazy over the video collection help
there's a certain kind of english person who thinks using the word cunt in a whimsical fashion is the funniest thing ever
>I genuinely don't even mind trannies if they pass well, if your face is more feminine looking and you can make it work then fair playThis was genuinely the accepted view and the national consensus on trannies until all the ogrehons had to come along and ruin it with their autogynephillia
>>225397548Needs a nice BBC up it I reckon
Got the tunes on I used to listen to when I was 17
brit has had a continuous train of new threads since 2013 or whenever it was when brit came here.that is admirable
Dubs I get something to eat, singles I have another Cuba libre, trips I post my willy
the so called ogrehon
170cm ladsit's over
>>225397585except that one time when 4chan was kill
>>225397589still don't know what a "hon" is but this post gave me the ick
>>225397589impressive wingspan
>>225397265this photo feels like twin peaks
>>225397598still had threads on the sharty
>>225397589Boudicca build
my 4chums has gone bloody poo coloured
spaino does "not" want to be "friends" with MOUSEY !! for what reason ?
>>225397602for that lass' sake i hope it's not too much like Twin Peaks
>>225397610are you on firefox? mine did this
Serious question lads but why are autistic people stereotyped as being these super boffin savants who are talented and can memorise Shakespeare and all thatThat's only true if they're high IQ and haven't had a shit life, which is rareWhat would a low IQ Aspie be like?
New things I did today:Had a tin of sardines.Never had a sardine in my life before today. Or tinned fish of any kind.They're actually nice! that is all
>>225397624you
>>225397610This .css would look nice with vertical height red stripes in the background ok
>>225397624look in the mirror?
>>225397616doesn’t like having to compete for attention the truth is you should ignore both of them
>>225397624probably the ones that are very into wrestling and are very loud in public places
>>225397624They post on /brit/
>>225397628>>225397632my IQ is 130 thoughever
>>225397619you know what I mean though right? they look like they're on DRUGS
>>225397624high IQ retard = rainmanlow IQ retard = that kid from that Louie Theroux doc
mental how millions of zoomers watch this guy everydaygeneration of cucks
>>225397647ok i will wank !!
>>225397627yes the small ones in oil are very good
>>225397634the MOUSE tried to be friends with spaino !!
>>225397627Would have killed myself long ago if I had a life as horrifically boring as yours
>>225397648poor bairns going to come out like jordans lad
I was diagnosed autistic and I can point out any region or country on a map
>>225397624>What would a low IQ Aspie be like?Living with their mum in a council house and having encyclopaedic knowledge of Harry Potter or capeshit
>>225397648She didn’t have a bottle of vodka a day so she’s already better than my mum
>>225397648chippy with dogberg
onlyfans? more like onlyfools !
>>225397649>millionsbizarre lie
Genuinely not seen mousey or Spaino post here in years, you all need to move on
>>225397672your dad on 4chan as well?
>>225397691one way or anotheron tiktok, instagram, twitter combined
>>225397687belter mate
>>225397687mousey be like: AND HORSES!!!!
>>225397265they both look nice
>>225397648>white breadgrim>crusts cut offdouble grimI'll go ahead and presume the rest of that video is bait
>>225397686He has a name. It's Brown Sauce
>>225397713s
>>225397639you missed the decimal place before the zero
watching brian cox explaining quantum physics in 22 minutes
>>225397648nausea during the first trimester can be very difficulthopefully she's taking a prenatal supplement
>>225397705roar
UM
cockmogs me
>>225397736Out of all the boards you could’ve posted that, you posted it on a sfw board? Twathole
>>225397647that is an absurdly nice bum tbf
>>225397776it not right that people break the rules
>>225397763Not a very good dating tip if it turns lads off is it?
already shagged and spaffed inside a fit chinese girls pussy once a long time ago in uniat that time i thought to myself okay i've had oriental fanny that's me done i won't need it again for the rest of my lifebut now i kind of crave it again idk why.
alri
>>225397787she is attempting to separate the wheat from the chaff
>>225397787dating tips for women are about filtering all the shit men out, they don't need help getting dates like you do
>>225397738i want to have sex with her :)
booting up my old xbox 720
>>225397789probably because you're retarded
>>225397801i hate this video. fuck you
business idea: women's bums on my nose
>>225397787never felt the inside of a vagina have you lad
tired of pretending that vaginas are nice to look at they look repulsive
how does rorke deal with the fact that the BUF included many ex-suffragettes in leading roles, promised equal wages and employment rights for women, effective birth control and subsidies for young mothers?
not being funnywhen it comes to prisoner release schemes, there are quite a few murderers in there who really aren't a big threat to the public. they probably killed their spouse and aren't some psycho who likes killing randoms.shoplifters on the other hand, whilst far less heinous in their crime, are a consistent nuisance. destined to strike over and over again as burnham's latest releases have already displayed.if we MUST release some prisoners to make room, the utilitarian and efficient thing to do would be, ironically, to release the murderers who had a very specific target in mind.they're far less likely to be recidivists than the petty crime wronguns.
About to steal some K cider from the petrol station >>225397820
>>225397802>>225397806Do good men settle for feminist women though? They're either using her for sex or can't get a trad wife.
>>225397844yeah, cocks are genuinely way nicer to look at
>>225397844they should put tasty cocks on women. that would be so cool
went on /gif/ and the first thread was an indian man getting fucked in the ass by a black man so i leftdon't like that board
>>225397801love this video
>>225397853what if they got a taste for blood from it
>>225397836Yeah but not loads, and not for a while. I don't see how you'd come to that conclusion based on my post.
>>225397851Nowt wrong with any of these thingsNational socialist germany and fascist italy did the same thingsThe jew is the one who likes to stick his hooked nose in and create strife and problems between the two sexes
im gay
>>225397858you don't know what a good man is or a good woman for that matter
>>225397693disinfo lie
>>225397867dunnodoes that really happenusually those mentals are the ones who kill randomly, not ones with a specific target
>>225397858well you probably have a different idea of what a good man is than she does. she probably thinks a good man is a feminist. people have different opinions and desires.
>>225397859i mean objectively yeah, doesn't mean i'm gayit just doesn't look like a gaping flesh wound with flappy smelly wet internal organs flopping out of it
i actually went to prison for murder but they let me out because the guards were scared of me
>>225397878Enjoy your feminist girlfriend.
A BWC is the cure for feminism
>>225397874no, nazi germany heavily encouraged women to return to domesticity and removed the post-war professional autonomy they had gainedduring the war it became necessary for them to re-enter the workforce but this was in opposition to nazi ideology
>>225397872you fundamentally misunderstanding female dating strategy suggests it
>>225397572cousin of the "cockwomble"
>>225397789Me but with a black willy up my arse, wonder if the missus would mind
My dating tip is buy a calendar
poking a pinhole in the wall of my spaceship and getting sucked out
>>225397925Maybe so. I never had to go on a date to get sex. Maybe that says something about the kind of slags I was having sex with.
>>225397872>Yeah but not loads, and not for a while.what a blatant lie lmao
>>225397946putting my willy into the pinhole to get it sucked off
>>225397922Don't expect any rightoids to actually have historical literacy
>>225397844>>225397859>>225397890very gay posts
>>225397889Feminist men are universally weak, and often covering for the fact that they did something a bit rapey in their pasts.
Accidentally pressed alt and 4 and it switched to the 4th tab I had, didn't know that was a thing until now, make sure you don't do alt and f4 when you test this out!!
favourite sandwich?
>>225397953Do you think I'm having more sex than I claim? Or that I never have? Most people have had sex, you know
this is stupid and does not make me want to purchase food
>>225397265*Golden Skans starts playing*
my owner won’t let me outside or feed me
>>225397975Your mum makes the best ham and cheese, I get one every time I fuck her
>>225397922FalseThe opposite of what you believe the third reich was is the truth despite the protests of the jew academics and historians you listen to without question
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791458093409869.webmtoo much?
>>225397970Ctrl+ PgUp/PgDn cycles through the tabs
>>225397975tuna mayo with some crisps thrown in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68c5FWEmoN8
>>225397961Not Malaponte but from my personal observation it seems to be left leaning people who are either ignorant of history, or pretend parts of it don’t exist since it doesn’t fit their narrative.
>>225397994low t if you wouldnt
>>225397994
>>225397982
>>225397982That'd be a first then you fat lazy swine
Mad how britian chose jews over having a white europe
apparently gabagool is a real sandwich but it's only allowed for italian people
>>225397913This is true >t. BWC
>>225397994looks good to me. hairy ones like that look peng with a few shiny white ropes strung across them
>>225397991>nazi germany was feministwtf! i hate nazi germany now!
This chimerical aberration created the "melting pot" lie about the US.
>>225398019this is true>t. Italian
>>225397991i never knew that the nazis loved jews and communists, thanks for the info this changes everything!
>>225397994hot as fuck
>>225398033
i had sex once
rorke images that go hard
>>225398003>Source>My fat arseCheers for the insight mate
>>225398037My brother :)>>225398045kys
>>225398057Only once?
>>225398012>tf>tp
>>225398071yep just the one time
Just had a white uber driver and I tipped him 30% lol
>>225398068The Oscar Wilde cut
hate my 6 inch micropenis
sex lives of the /brit/ato men
ESLs love saying "britian" instead of britain
>>225398081did you get scran?
Australia put italians and germans in concentration camps during ww2America did as well
>>225398102No but i got more beer
im not gunna boxim gunna throw down
>>225398104ok nigga and
just sharted in my toilet
>>225398106even better
>>225398059This is true, especially when it comes to things like colonization, slavery, and their “white people bad” talking points. Again, I have no idea what you or Malaponte were even arguing about, but yeah leftists tend to ignore/are ignorant of history.
>>225398120Indeed, the scran is on the way though x
got pain in my ear cant sleep
I bet that sounded really funny in your head
need a jungled arsed gf in my life https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791630926494199.webm
Are you threatened by his blackness?
>>225398115
>>225398068hes south african
>>225398124everyone is ignorant of history
>>225398125what scran did you get?
>>225398124He was lying about the third reich and saying it was anti woman or somethingJust regurgitation of jewish slander/lies like leftoids like to do
>>225398129kiss it better?
>>225398124You are utterly consumed by leftists, do you check for social democrats under your bed at night before you go to sleep?
>>225397994even my arse isnt that hairy
>>225398147piss apples and grill marks
two yanks in /brit/ arguing about jews
>>225398147Chicken burger, loaded fries, chicken tendersIt lush x
scream
>>225398124True. It's bizarre how lefties single out white people when it comes to slavery when the only thing that sets white people apart is that they ended it.
>>225398170that is lush. enjoy de lid x
>>225398179Hahahahaha
do women in the uk even go with body hair these days? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791317451808987.webm
>>225398179?
>>225398155no..
>>225398156The conversation turned to left vs right when someone mentioned "rightoids" didn't it?
>>225398197fucking disgusting kill yourself for posting that
I stay on the golf course all day because I fucking can
mad how wendys is open until 4amcould get a so called wendy burger now if i wanted
>>225398124
>>225398216i will but not for posting that though
>>225398179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasrD6SZkZk
>>225398158I'll be the judge of that!*We share a laugh before I go back to shagging you relentlessly*
Reckon Rubes has a hairy muff
do you prefer poopelia or poo peeland?
>>225398204kissu
are you hairy mary
The word "racist" was officially coined in the 1920s by Leon Trotsky.
>>225398266>>>/his/
Actually despair at you lot ordering goyslop you're too lazy to get off your fat arses and get yourself. No wonder the countries fucked
had a negative thought about israel and my pc fans started revving up out of nowhere
My heart is in immense pain after that kebab, I’ll just have a yogurt and go to bed
>>225398269Got him
well now that I've eaten the cinnamon toast crunch I no longer desire french toast sticks so now I am at a loss as to what to dohate thinking about burger
>>225398263Saw a video of JGL where he ended up chatting with the paparazzi bloke and utterly schooling them on classic cinema. Seems like a very nice bloke.
Feel slightly emotional when I don't drink
Might become a fact checker
>>225398270*country'ssingular, contraction
jerk your worthless penis
>>225398287Hope you die in your sleep you fat useless cunt
Americans are fat and eat cheese burger
RORKE WANTS TO DEPORT THIS!?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791519406085825.mp4
crippling life ruining ocd
>>225398298Yeah I’d be much better off if I was a bitter incel like you
>>225398179Colonel Sanders was a segregationist btw
>>225398270I haven't had a takeaway in ages but it doesn't make sense to go to big Tesco if they'll deliver your big shop for £3.
>>225398263pupilsshe was never particularly interestingonly good thing was when iggy pop played her father
>>225398309youve made your point like four times now lad
nigga just discovered gif
>>225398297spaff my spunk all over her jubblies corr phwoar
>>225398263also yellow face pink skin
ocd my arse
>big shop
RUMP STEAKMEDIUM WELL
>>225398297fuarrk
>>225398328Poor thing is starved of attention and has resorted to posting bait on 4chan.
Should I wank more or leave it as a treat for when I wake up?
>>225398335Can you believe it theres boobs and penises and bums over there you gotta check it out!
>>225398353Yes. It's what your mum does before the multi pack of crisps appears in the cupboard.
cant sleep now im riled up
>>225397647sasha grey is so goated
>>225397241>>225397241>>225397241>>225397241>>225397241
well rorke?
>>225398387Never go on 4chan before bed
>>225398320They charge you extra for every item you pay for you dribbling goyslave
"nigga"
>>225397757powerfulBritannia trying to reach up for it but mangy capitalism holding her down
I see that the Mexican has posted my old thread early, as a New, in order to get it deleted and free up a space for his own even newer New. Crafty little fucker, isn't he.
>>225398402Only if you get a whoosh delivery. The normal shopping is the same price
poo
>>225397975burger
