/cum/ the anime-edition
>>225400990Thanks for using my image. I spent a lot of seconds making it.
>>225400990AI jibberish
The self hating American aka Terrone aka Malaponte
>>225400990Lol that it didn't want to put a second t in mutt
Came again. Now it is time to seize the mandate of heaven.
bowelsberg wants me in his office and he does NOT sound happy
>>225401048what about your harem of jade beauties?
Idea: sex with Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells: https://youtu.be/ip2nem1JrxU
All interviewing women videos in the street are the same, 70% of women always say the same shit>so what is your ideal type?>someone tall hihihihihi>how tall>uhmmmm 6 feet and above! (or 180 if they use cm)Why that specific height? why not 6'1 6'2 5'10 5'11? Because they're mindless drones that can only think of the goy approved rounded up number even though they don't even know what that height actually looks like irl because every faggot lies about his real height and you can't tell from 20cm under, whenever a woman says that magic number my interest is gone and i server mute herlove from Kazakhstan
Hath felt out of it since September
>>225401069what troubles you, champion of the light?
>>225401029Haha thats meI hate this country and hate being american haha
>>225401063Con quién te estás peleando
>>225401071I don't know. I don't know what to do anymore
>>225401084every day is a constant fight
>>225401024SI*
>>225400990It never captured any actual personalities, weak
>>225401125goodattentwhores deserve the rope
>>225401107only the ORANGE FOOL says that
This year I was stung by a hornet for the very first time in my life. I knew it was going to happen because she had gotten caught in my shirt sleeve. I was expecting horrific, eye melting pain the way redditors go on about hornets and wasps. But, it was just sort of a sharp pinch. It didn't even hurt a minute later.
>>225401148NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ate too much feel a bit bloated
>>225401148
>>225401163fatass
>>225401145It's traumatic when you're a little kid.
I back the Blue! From Sea to shining Sea!
>>225401171that's fucking NUTS!
>>225401145I still have a wasp sting scar on my forehead from when I t'was a child
I got stung by a wasp once when I was 12.
prev >>225398531
>>225401187where did it get you?
Your life is not as bad as you think it is
I got stung by a wauce
>>225401201lol yes it is
>>225401201its worse
>>225401199Underside of the upper arm, really sensitive area.
where does gock fall on the kinsey scale
>>225401215were you able to get revenge on that menace or did it get away?
tst
>>225401216it's gay and that's okay
Mad how the Japanese bond market is holding up the world economy
do you guys think this Ecuadorian girl who matched with me on Tinder is attractive?
>>225401279superior japanese bonds folded over one thousand times
>>225401300maybe?
goodnight
these flies have to go. i am so tired of the flies. its become an inhuman situation. i dont even know what they want theres no food in here and i take the trash out like every other day
so it's over? that's it? good riddance.
No one could endure lasting adversity if it continued to have the same force as when it first hit us. We are all tied to Fortune, some by a loose and golden chain, and others by a tight one of baser metal: but what does it matter? We are all held in the same captivity, and those who have bound others are themselves in bonds - unless you think perhaps that the left-hand chain is lighter. One man is bound by high office, another by wealth; good birth weighs down some, and a humble origin others; some bow under the rule of other men and some under their own; some are restricted to one place by exile, others by priesthoods: all life is a servitude.So you have to get used to your circumstances, complain about them as little as possible, and grasp whatever advantage they have to offer: no condition is so bitter that a stable mind cannot find some consolation in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS7qykdXX8Q
dumb peanutposter
>>225401383great post vague king
It might be really interesting to open up my veins and let them run dry
this, so much this
I am finally losing my mind. I have been crying in my bed for about a month now at least 3 weeks
this time i'm losing my mind this time
I can't have a gf because I don't get along with my dad. No pussy will ever get wet for a man with a bad relationship with his father.
>>225401393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCeUWA32EBQTHERMONUCLEAR DEVASTATION OF THE PLANET EARTH
Geordie Greep may be a rapist but that doesn't excuse the fact that his music is atrocious
>>225401412What's wrong bubby
eepy
Kino alert
>>225401455https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjP2HZ4-5ps
I'm feeling very emotional and sad. I think it's because it's Thanksgiving weekend. Such a sentimental family holiday like Christmas. Makes you think of days gone by.
RZA unironically creates a terrible beat for a Guitar Center promo
>>225401485Thanksgiving isn't for a month and a half
>>225401469This is absolutely awful also Diablo Cody should never be allowed near a production again
Understanding Diggs
Do NOT have Columbus day off
i wake up theres a fly on me. i go to take a shit theres little herds of 3-4 flies chilling in the bathroom. i go to my desk and turn on computer flies arrive. they merrily fly around the apartment all day like landlords and they settle down to rest in snug clusters in the evening. i shower every day. i eat in the kitchen and remove trash regularly. i dont smell anything dead. im not even sure how they get in all the windows are shut and i barely ever leave. what do they want? inhave traps and they dont give a shit. i smash them whenever i can it makes nary a dent in their population. its not like theres clouds of them swirling around it just feels like there are always like ten of them around all the time. theyre little black fuckers too but they dont look like drainflies or fungus gnats they look like fruit flies. i dont even have any jews to let go to end this plague what do they went help
>>225401495Yeah but our funky little thanksgiving is this weekend.
>>225401495Canadian Thanksgiving
>>225401464I won't tell you. I am vagueposting. Fuck off
>>225401503I kinda want to see this but I hate spicaralatu films
i'm getting really tired of your attitude
>>225401521
>>225401497It's for the girls and the gays
So we're all just having a sad time on a Saturday night?
you're blocked. don't bother replying.
Drank too much. I'm outie see you in like 20 minutes
>>225401550I love you
Still mad at you for laughing at my sister's abuse
>>225401536Not possible
>>225401564Kek this is next level meta-posting
>>225401536Im laughing my ass off at this fresno st game
>>225401571
I'm thinking about crying and threatening to hurt myself to get my mom to buy me a 12 pack
>>225401584That's not right
>>225401576Did Boise win? Boise always wins.
>>225401601they winning atm, still in the 4th q
Why is there never any cool off-tabletop Eldar stuff? Not even Dark Eldar ever get anything. No action figures, no statues, posters, not even a friggin' funko. How much Ultramarine slop can people buy?
Wrong board I don't care. Enough with the fucking space marines already. Even Tau get stuff every so often.
they should make a resident evil game set in india and the zombies should say maradchoooode and tera maki burandiiiiiii and there should be unhygenic food stalls and stuff and you can throw poo bombs
>>225401689thats just india though
>>225401647Neeeerrrddddd
>>225401201It's pretty bad
Feel that loooonely woorld
I for one both like and welcome our Canadian posters. Except the uppity non white ones.
When I go hardIt ain't gonna hurt at all
So it actually will be okay? Well, I am absolutely thrilled and relived to hear this information! Wow, what a treat! It's actually NOT all for nothing? It's NOT just a big retarded pissfuck covered in shit and jizum? Incredible and actually so true and epic. Let's all go for soda and ice cream and never ever explode our entire heads with plastic explosives!
What's the best drink to mix with vodka?
>>225401918Club soda
>>225401593I hope she applies a pillow to your breathing olfactories while you sleep
I'm taking a diarrhoea pissmonkey douglas out of my big stinky retarded cunky.
>>225401900>>225401932Seek professional help
>>225401918lemonade
>>225401918Orange juice
I am a devout Catholic ask me anything
A choir of angelsEuthanasia
>>225401966Why do you worship Jesus mom?
>>225401978No one worships Mother Mary
>>225401918Coke or root beer.
Imagine yourself vibrating sideways through the prison bars. You could just walk right out the front door, but it's all dead and the world is dead. Just smell the humidity. It has a taste turned sour by the fermentation of desire. Left to rot.
>>225401485Family killed Christmas for me, there are no good feelings.
>>225401966Do you feel like all Christian aesthetics are being associated with Catholicism, and that the faith is being packaged as a museum piece
>>225401918Cocaine
Doesn't your flesh just feel infected these days?
>>225402006What do you mean by Christian aesthetics? Catholicism has it own very unique aesthetic and long traditions so I am not worried
>>225402042Buddy that's AIDS
>>225402042I'm a zoooombi3
Apparently the thing creature from the movie the thing is in canada posting on /cum/
Bros....The Mantle
>>225402052The architecture, painting, music, just all the usual "WESTERN ART". Like I vaguely assumed Handel would've been Catholic until I just looked it up (Anglican). It seems like some people decide they specifically like Catholicism because they appreciate Christian artwork
Jerking off actually makes me a lot more comfortable talking to women because I'm no longer desperate to satisfy myself with their pussy
back when they had IP counters, how many posters did they have each thread?
i cannot even imagine talking to women, its like trying to imagine 4 dimensions, its just too foreign a concept you literally can not imagine it
>>2254021786(or)7
If you could sacrifice a poster to bring back another who would they be
>>225402203You all the same to me
>>225401148>As a modern non-17th century twist, try the “Orange Faggot”
>>225402203LeonardoMatty Zazu
>>22540217850 or so, and that’s counting dynamic ips and vpns and the like.
>>225402190it does bother me that I can't imagine 4 dimensions
>>225402178About 40 plus or minus 30
>>225402232vpns aren't allowed on 4chan
it me eepy time. you too
>>225402241they are if you buy a pass
>>2254022383 special and one temporal, nigga it ain’t that hard
>>225402251Spatial
>>225402178>>225402240Typo. I meant to say 50 as the median. While I’m at it, more like +/- 25
>>225402251I ain no goddamn computa hacka
What’s with the general on /mu/ that hit the bump limit with just one IP?
>>225402273Schizophrenia is a terrible illness
Accidentally lightly touched my eyeball with my fingertip while not being very spatially aware
>>225402273/bleep/?
>>225402291Sometimes when I'm riding in a car and not driving and I have to scratch my eye I get an intrusive vision of the driver suddenly slamming the brakes
>>225402291When you do scratch them those lil friggers actually heal fast as fuck
Theres currently a guy on /bleep/ that is very annoying and ruins the general
they should bring back the ip counter
>>225402203britfag post for nigkey poster
>>225402338He is an ancient force of evil from before time itself
what was god thinking when he made a persons gums, which are used in chewing, incapable of regeneration
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cmed3njg5d3goFreedom aint free, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of innocents from time to time
>>225402339my threads would be awful then since people would know I'm samefagging
>>225402386did you come here just to post this shit nobody cares about
>>2254024000 days without mass shootings
>>225402377Don't understand what his deal is, he replies to everything negatively and then posts the most boring nothing tracks
What'll you have?
>>225402400Don't reply to finns, germans, or italians who post here. They literally just try to stir shit up and it's likely they're shitzillians using vpn. It's not even a mass shooting its some fag going postal on his family
>>225402459Italian posters here have been nice actually
love women, they dont love me though, they only love men who give them financial security
Women love telling me how small my penis is
>>225402454look up zazueta in the archives
>>225402459Just your average everyday american family feud xD
>>225402492How do you feel about it?
>>225402492Penis penis penis!
>>225402531Its never actually happened because I've never had sex. My penis is statistically average, as is my height, my intellect, and my appearance generally.
4chan hasn't been the same since the superior conquering sharty raped it
>>225402506lol so this is the guy who thinks everything sucks and only he listens to good music (he doesnt)
>>225402554Women will look at giga chads and say they look average, you have no chance my dude
my penis is pretty small
>>225402535hell yeah!
>>225402589Shameful for a Brazilian
>>225402580nonsense
lol
Big fan of Ledesma
>>225402568and nobody went to prison for that yet
The battle of verdun was insane
I'll never understand why dark skin black people spend so much money on tattoos you can barely see
>>225402651>last paragraphlol he was made a janitor?
>>225402834They should get white tattoos i think that could look pretty cool
>>225402834Even on white people most tattoos look like a bunch of scribbles
>>225402837apparently, I saw a lot of posts claiming that
I just grew a massive penis
I dont understand this style of trolling int has where someone from a foreign country makes a silly or a made up claim about america then when an american tries to explain they either make a mean comment or say youre mad. If i made a thread like "why do swedish people eat turnips upside down??" is it that amusing if swedes reply saying thats wrong? Is this what people call banter around here? Makes no sense to me. Well anyway have a nice night or morning fellas i'm going to hit the hay
Is this real
>>225403009Do Americans typically do this
>>225403009fuuuuck you
why are used car dealerships so shady?
>>225403054It's a business based around selling broken shit repod from crackheads.
Buying a car new is one of the dumbest things you can do
