>constant tornados, earthquakes, volcanos, tsunamis, cyclones, floods, landslides And somehow 120 million people live there
>>225446383bet they r happier than most of us
>>225446383And don't forget the waters infested by trash
>>225446383idk about this one
>>225446543Flip flags on here seem pretty depressed desu
>>225446615>be random Russian peasant in the middle of nowhere, East Siberia>no tornados around for 500 miles>randomly appear in a single spot right above your shack for some reason
>>225446615innacurate map.there aren't tornadoes in my region
>>225446383120 million people is the result of making birth control more punishable than a gram of weed.
>>225446938>thinks high population is a bad thing.
>>225446383yeah more like 120 million useless biomass
>>225446952Most filipinos contribute nothing to the world.
>>225447037>filipinos contribute nothing to the world.
>>225446383Typhoons, not tornadoes. They were the richest SEA nation but fumbled it by electing Marcos. Also, half of their country is in rebellion. The solution is obvious:1. Remove the US-style Presidential system and reinstate the Monarchy. But modernise it into a constitutional monarchy.2. Kick out the Mindanao region so that money and lives are not wasted where they are not wanted.With a King + Prime Ministerial system, there is less chance of shitty Presidents ruining the country. Give the King reserve powers to sack the PM. Getting rid of the rebellious southern region removes the albatross around Manila's neck, allowing resources to be reallocated to the north.>Malaysia just want MindanaoFuck no. We have enough dumbass yokel basketcase Sabahans who are Flip-lite already. Let the Mindanaos flounder on their own.
>>225446383The Philippines is pure sexo.Sex with Filipinos (Males).
>>225449299No! Don't give them any ideas! I want them to remain poor so that whenever I sexpat there I could fuck and suck Latino-Asian dicks for cheap!!! Loooll!!!
>>225449299>reinstate the Monarchywhat monarchy? the spanish? lolthe native principalia? an even worse idea, good luck finding their real descendants now, not to mention the ethnic politics of which one gets to be top dog
>>225446383sounds like Japa...>no heavy snownvm
>>225450492King of the Philippines? I volunteer as tribute! I just want a royal harem (of handsome hunky young Filipino men). VGH truly the "Feel-A-Penis".
Conscript all the Filipino women so that they would die and then rape all the Filipino men, or make them sex slaves in my bara dungeon.
Flip music https://youtu.be/LO_v7oD6ZZ8?si=p-b1mj4q5tRjASs1
My first act if I become king of the Philippines is to force women to build industrial scale semen harvesting factories and force them to chain their husbands and boyfriend in it so that everyday they can mass produce semen for food ingredients in my royal kitchen and semen to fill my water tanks so I could swim in Olympic sized swimming pools full of Flip semen.
>>225446383indonesia but christian
>>225446383And a lot of them are Latinx-Azn too. (My fetish)https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippineshttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinoshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americans_in_the_Philippines<<Philippines>>https://youtube.com/watch?v=rR9nJtOrfNg?si=pEERfVFTEFzuj5SwHis looks are REALLY common in a lot of cities.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coKWj4AGaNQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_h2EIcWaOshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIKzYRJFduYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh-N7wvQhSUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NPHSeHVWeUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZOE5IpNiIYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9nUtDe-epohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zSFQLx4n6U&t=3shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d87zUHXJmP4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JjzYJFSQJYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLnIVEtX2YMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HIbVjqEDCAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ricHiGPQk4Qhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=K94M2zz6c5whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnsvieBO2LA&t=111shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-2PkyW1RvAOn contrast that Latinx-Azn looks are rarer in other Asian Nations.<<Japan>>Tokyohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ZjrtD_iL0Nagasakihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=t5buKU55wkk&si=-i-cNZuwAffB7fsKYokohamahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=qtHvFcC6FYs&si=PeAfLmDHf851MsR8Osakahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=xP-wJbQcMOc&si=QHdHD0M9Qlz925XhKyotohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=arOQ7slh3pM&si=MpXDc2Ty6ofhlFSB
>>225450568they already do thatits called putput and virgin boy semen from their children is the most preferredit is sold in china as a cold remedy
>>225450722Hawt I want to go to China now and buy Kilotons of Semen "Direct from the source", Ill even slurp it directly from the dicks!
I will chain up every handsome and muscular Asian and Asian-Latinx men I see, then they would be forced to exercise and do body building and be fed a strict diet so I could harvest their musky sweat and semen everyday, to be processed into mass use as perfumes, medicine, and food! Loool!
Then I will sell these men's sweaty naked bodies for women and gays to lick and suck for premium rates and that will be their contribution and upkeep to the royal treasury!
>>225450492Many of the older political dynasties in the Philippines, especially in Provincial politics, descended from Principalia families.So basically the existing system already.
>>225450895What would you do if we colonized you again? And demand tributes of 100 young men (No young women need apply), for uhm... "Male Entertainment" *wink 2x.
>>225450568There's already industrial scale breeding happening among foreign men and filipinas in the Philippines. Just not the "industrial" efficiency you're thinking of.
>>225446383120 million?!That's more than there are Germans and Poles combinedThis is fucked up...
>>225446383A country that exists solely to fill Japan’s shortage of nurses and caregivers
>>225446646Only our losers use 4chan here I'm afraid
>>225449299Based, we should find the last surviving Spanish-Hapsburg and make him our king
