ktim edition
Oooo did the man get mauled by a tiger did he? Grow the fuck up.
>>225457173Must be well annoying to be the zoo workers and have to pretend you give a fuck about the retard that got himself killed by a tiger. At some point we have to praise natural selection.
boring film that people only pretend to like to sound clever
Yeah, I listen to Tool and Opeth and Dreab Theater.I'm an intellectual, you see
100g of oats for breakfast and you will start the next day with a massive dump
100 goats for breakfast
So, this is... Rorke
>>225457207Screab
>>225457192im a 450kg diarrhea-skinned autistic pedophile from the slums of jakarta and this is my post
just accidentally fell into a cougar enclosure and got fucked to death
>>225457235wotanian
>>225457235looks like eggmong rip
>>225457244sc
me on /brit/
Would fuck Claudia Winkleman until her fake tan fell off.
>>225457244don't like how you spell like an American even though you're supposed to be like us
who was in the wrong here
>>225457235He thought the tigers would never eat his face
Terraforming Sheffield
>>225457275no idea
Sir Altai Tiger
the wife
The tiger would have run away from seaside mark is he stunk of shit that day but would think the zoo had put on a buffet if he stunk of fish de lads
>>225457269no i genuinely just cant spell diarreah
Sir Employed Woman
>>225457200that enclosure wasnt retard proofthere must be an inquiry
>>225457291one day it shall be inhabitable
reddit having the usual competition to care the most about an idiot that got himself killed in a stupid way https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1x454j2/people_seem_to_care_more_about_the_tiger_resident/
Honestly it is a little bit mental when you realise that 90% of Rorke posts are made by a small group of people and the reason they make the posts is to try and portray right wing beliefs as absurd
>>225457275Mark for thinking he could be rational with a woman
know a woman who looks odd in facebook pics but when you see her irl she's very prettydon't get it
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/178705291/#q178706784 this appears to be the first post about raping rorke ever made
>>225457348sonion
>>225457365probably because shes somewhat normal and doesn't spend half hour taking dozens of photos to get the best angle for likes
>>225457352rorke taking rorkeposts seriously due to his life-ruining autism spectrum disorder
>>225457200He actually got killed?
>>225457396every foid does that from birth thoughbeit
>>225457352I make them because I am roake
rorke is real
>>225457352False, rorke is a projected archetype akin to a kind of Mr Bean or Tati character that we use to self-satirise our foibles as incellious men in modern Britian.It's a fun way to purge frustration, but you schizophrenic mongs have to ruij everything with your malfunctioning pattern recognition.
>>225457352i rorke post all the time but im a chud
roke
nigger spin
I honestly don’t understand why so many people are bothered by Muslim women choosing to cover themselves and not display their bodies to the public.What is the problem with wearing a headscarf? What possible threat can come from a woman simply choosing to cover her hair?Meanwhile, they have no problem with women walking half naked on beaches revealing their bodies.This world is literally run by perverts.
>>225457401Mate he got fucking mauled by a tiger did you think he was just gonna get up and thug it out
Fucking grim shit how people my age own 2 houses and shit and I live with my mum in a council house I didn't even fuck my life up I just had no help and support and all the normie cunts inherited wealth off relatives or their parents bought their houses and shit I never had a chance the odds were stacked against me from day 1 but it won't stop me from playing the game I'm an underdog I'm the protagonist and hero of this timeline team
islam is third world barbarism the religion yet leftypol loves it
>>225457431I didn't see it ok!?
>>225457431maybe after a bit of calpol
>>225457421vgp
>>225457440sometimes i worry that your posts are actually serious
>>225457426>Meanwhile, they have no problem with women walking half naked on beaches revealing their bodies.They think they're whores who deserve to be raped and when their muslim men do such things they cover it up
still haven't beaten malenia in elden ring me
When a cat smells a really fishy vagina do you get excited? Or can you tell it just a vagina ans there's no fish present?
>>225457482Which cat are you directing this question towards?
>>225457440you could do more hours at ALDI and have a house of your own
>>225457482Why would I get excited?
>>225457470Okay tommy "talmud" rubenstein
>>225457426Dress your daughter up in a full sheet with an eye slit then
Got the chudlogic on
>>225457426Most Muslim biomass are just unsightly. I he women especially have nothing to do other than laze around the house all day cooking and cleaning and being a sex doll for their husband. This combined with the majority of Muslim cultures here having large amounts of oil rich foods makes them balloon to an almost comedic size and thus, the niqab and their swarthy complexion makes them look like a piece of loosely wrapped roast beef.
>>225457500Your pet cats
>>225457474I go and beat her every playthrough. same with promised consort radahn. still need to beat the last guy of the lies of p dlc though
>>225457500
>>225457515yh
Not a black guy in New York
>>225457550Show us the purchase confirmation then
>I'm the protagonist and hero of this timeline team
That new Call of Duty in Korea looks cool might buy it give it a whirl
Sucking a rockstar energy drink
>>225457597not a very feminine thing to say
>>225457538Miaow
>>225457597You can play that game as a trannie you know.
>>225457589Time team / ground force crossover episode >>225457612Sc
>>225457538>>225457500This comment was supposed to say"Your pet cats"But it said nothing
got the fucking iron maiden on
might move to dungeness
Why do all non whites in the UK look so fucking hideousCan probably count on one hand the amount of fit nons i’ve seen in my 27 years of living but places like America have literally millions of sexy nons
Broke tranny living with his mum
I also want to get the new Forza when it comes out for PS5 in January
>>225457719forza 6? it's pretty boring
>>225457719how are your driving lessons going?
Will be livestreaming my entrance into the tiger enclosure at Cheshire Zoo tomorrow
>>225457762You’ll do nothing
Slight smell of poo emanating from the fridge area of the local b&m… concerning.
>>225457423Hehe same hehe
Nobody but your discord r9k friends is saying "team" shut the fuck up no one can stand you
>>225457726It's set in Japan>>225457761Cancelled, driving is evil and demonic >>225457915Fuck up Mousenonce you rat shagger
Me and the lads
I really need to fucking leave this place
Still can’t believe are Connor is gone
*ahem*I said I really need to fucking leave this place
might buy a phone case that's shaped like one of those massive brick phones from the 80s
lost a pair of glasses. how does that happen then?
>>225458119found them
>>225458119Well then
>>225458119alri velma dinkley
Filled the whole room up with fart smell.
>>225457235seriously though, who is that
why are there two active /brit/s?
piehead piehead on the dolepiehead piehead shagged a foalpiehead piehead is so fat piehead piehead is a twat
>>225457192can't recognize the one holding the pizza.
>>225458334satoru gojo
/STINKY//MELTY//UH OH/All added to The Great Filter. Clearly the work of discord interlopers not true channers
ripping my balls and sack off
Is /Brit/ always this dead in the day?
>>225458334that's princess link
my kid's nursery have signed up for a book club where every £1 I spend on books gets them 20p in rewards
Think I'm just going to openly be an ecofascist. Yes all of our problems are caused by overpopulation. Yes eugenics is a viable strategy. Yes enforced sterility for those that cannot or will not care for their children should be universal. Yes you should have to pass a competency test to have children and you should be in a stable married couple. No your alternative lifestyle choices are not valid. Yes kill those that threaten our way of life.
>>225458357
>>225458425
>>225458400maybe it's a good thing this place is less active, means those people got a life and we should be happy they finally were able to move on to better things.
>>225455211stalker good kinography
>>225458425make sure to buy an ecofascist shirt
had rj mitte even been in anything since breaking bad?
>>225458409thanks
>>225458484a coffin now, id imagine
i think one of the reasons why zoomers don't like it when uncs date our women is because birth rates fell off a cliff after 2008, so we won't be able to do the same thing when we're the uncs.
>>225458503
>>225458440starting to think he genuinely believed he could take on a tiger
Brekkie
>GamesBeat has confirmed that Rockstar plans to release the PC version of GTA VI in the first quarter of 2027, according to four industry sources familiar with the studio's plans, all of whom requested anonymity to avoid damaging business relationships," says the report.Four sources that's insane I thought it'd be 1 year minimum
>>225458585consolecucks couldn't afford 1 year exclusivity contract
If they wanted birth rates to rise they'd just stop producing birth control But they don't because they want birth rates to drop
>>225458601>That means GTA 6 would enjoy anywhere between two-to-five months' worth of console exclusivityMakes sense since they somehow sold 6 hours of exclusivity to Netflix for a trailer
>>225458613There is no fertility crisis among the wealthy
you reckon there are other worlds like this one?
>>225458613astute thought rorke, will it be a wank into a sock this evening, again?
Could he not have just made it clear he doesn't like it and make a joke out of it? If it were me, I would have exaggerated my reaction to not liking the taste and push the glass aware while laughing or something
>>225458659Ad hominem
>>225458647if i had one chance with her i'll be honest i'm doing some heinous things
that's us done
>>225458583I don't really eat mcslop but the breakfast muffin is so fucking good. I would eat it all the goddamn time if I didn't mind being a fat greasy loser
>>225458679yeah?
>>225458669lol
>>225458676And it will be ad onanism for you
aroused other strange men lifetime achievement award
>>225458686Hate this totalitarian hellscape
>>225458692nah i changed my mind you weird freak
>>225458692No I've changed my mind
phone chat with therapist done but she seemed very judgemental and analytical so I won't be pursuing her services any further
>>225458686the sex pistols are still touring just without rotten because he is trump fanboy
scream
extremely windy out and very rainyquite nice tucked away in my incel bedroom
Aff tae bed
found this weird rare pepe the other day.
>>225458773>because he is trump fanboyhasn't been in the pistols for 48 years
>>225458777dogcel lashed out and got humbled
>>225458789look at him go!
>>225458803are you implying that the information i obtained from a thread on /tv/ was false?
>>225458779sorry that wind was medid a large trump!! haha!!
>>2254587892014 me would have went mental for this
Really really good post, you know who you are.
>>225458824oh never mind, carry on
>>225458844you too
>>225458862transactional sex :-\
>>225458789Thank you for sharing with the class. You can sit down now.
>>225458669This is me drinking for foking Guiness lol
>>225458862okay, I'm triggeredhappy now?
>>225458897extremely
>>225458862excuse me, what
>>225458862prostitution with extra steps
>>225458862if you did something similar as a man they would murder you
>>225458862who is job
>>225458862lovely handwriting
>>225458931lad from yhe binble
>>225458862this would unironically just result in a massive sesh most days for me
>>225458931cant believe no one said this before but just shut the fuck up
genuinely would rather be an incel than a henpecked beta cuckwould rather cut my penis right off in fact
Why do women peak so early?
>>225458862cook dinner and clean kitchen is the obvious path here as imo that would include washing dishes as well so you get a hand job, and anything you want + sex since you're doing two jobs in a day. the anything you want can also be sex so you could get a handjob + 2 sex for what i would consider to be one job.also the other options are poor returns. A whole day of looking after the kids gets a blowjob but that includes having to feed them, so why not use the "anything you want" from cooking dinner (where you will cook for the kids anyway) to get a blowjob. Touching fanny is more for her so that needs tweaking. Kisses is a weak one as well
whole cock needs coming off
>>225458985They peak at 12 dood
>>225458970Some women are worth going beta for, assuming you get sex once a week
>>225458777the way he figured this out is by brutally abusing a few dogs early on. then he realized if you just mog them hard enough they're afraid to fuck with you.. its genius really. mans a psycho and made a career out of it.
>>225458970you'd rather be an incel than do anything to improve your dog shit life
>>225458949hahaha don't know why this got me laughing so much.
genuinely would rather go hungry than eat sour grapeswould rather stop failing to climb the tree in fact
>>225458954oh but they have havent they
Seinfeld dated a 17 year old at 38/39
>>225459023no, nice try though I guess
>>225459030so I take it you'd rather be a henpecked beta then?
gigaporn hyperwank
remembering russ from cheshire
>>225459043a mealy mouthed incel reply
>>225459065alri nick land
>>225459065yeah that sounds fun
Sucking a golf ball through a BBC at 9999mph
>>225459038no thanks
>>225459060you'll get up that tree next time, fox
How many cocks could you fit in your mouth at once
Piehead and Mousenonce are always angry because they will NEVER be on the /Brit/ team due to the no obese paedophiles allowed rule. They anger and rage because of something they can never be. Sad really
Paul Kagame is just the best leader ever, ain't he.Him and Bukele putting the other 193 cunts to absolute shame.
>>225459133what is wrong with paedos like you and spaedo capitalising /brit/ incessantly like a raging autist with down syndrome?
>>225459107Why's that
>>225459164no thanks!
>>225459152Phone posting does it automatically, it's very annoying. I also undo it so I can blend in better
being povvo forces me to eat clean and cook every meal to save moneyrunts that use being poor as a justification to eat slop every day need putting down
>>225459152Nigga he is spaedo
>>225459190im middle class and do that because its just the best way to eat isnt it. an added bonus is the money you save (presuming you batch cook) takeaways and restaurants are very unhealthy.
*yawn*
>>225459185>being so addictied to 4chan you actually open it on your phonenigga i'm male and even I just got the ick
saw rorke poo screaming outside of greggs, hope he's okay
Got the 5pm yoga booked in despite the endless farts. Those middle aged ladies aren't going to know what hit them
Wonder if Adam meant to get his original trip banned or he did it by accident
>>225459237i think they know what farts are mate
>>225459118>How many cocks could you fit in your mouth at oncerealistically like... 4 or 5. maybe 6 but it might get hard to breathe at 6. and the main thing is it depends on the size of the cocks, really.
>>225459133what are the requirements to join the brit team?
>>225459190>food insecure>in yookayDon't you have EBT?
>>225459240His sudden disappearance as a tripfag makes me think his wife discovered what he was up to online
>>225459229I only ever use my work laptop or my phone. Haven't posted on 4chan from an actual computer in well over a decade.
>>225459265>his wifefunny larp
sparking the next racist or homophobic cunt the fuck out
>>225459254no, we just give povvos money
Mad how EW is here all day everyday
>>225459267blow your head smoooooooooooothe off, fuckass
>>225459265well he's still here every day doing wasting his life doing the same shit so im not sure about that.the only difference is he's now not sharing every detail about his life to anonymous strangers on 4chan. imagine being that desperate for attention.
Comment
this one's for the poo screamers, the dreamers
>>225459288just like me fr
just put my feet upcoffee got a bit cold but still drinking it desu
>>225459306He wears his sisters Aldi uniform to take photos lol, so weird
*puts hands down pants**touches it**sniffs fingers*
>>225458669The best thing is, in the video he was the one who brought the keg of Guinness for all of them to drink
>>225459328just like me fr
chilly chilly is evening time
>>225459289Sorry you know I truly care about your opinion of me
>2 KB JPGamateur hour
reckon we managed to run greekmong out of /brit/? its been a while
>>225459109answer my question coward
there's more to me than meets the eye
… where's my new iPhone ? wearing my excellent glasses watching BBC news at one on BBC 1 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>225459410just not on is it
>ywn ride the butlins monorail on a trip with your family in 1965
>>225459410a bit smol innit
>>225459410would love to shag her
>>225459412Remember when he got pizzas delivered by us haha
>>225459471no
>>225459462How I watch The Chase
>>225459410Would give her a cuddle
>>225459486can I watch you watch it..
>>225459410God imagine her arresting you and taking you back to the cells and handcuffing you to a radiator only to then slip off her uniform to reveal extremely sexy PVC lingerie and stockings
Russophobia serves as a liberal stand-in for racism and conspiracy theories
Imagine how much better that UK would be with more rail infrastructure. Imagine being able to leave your house and walk a few minutes to the nearest station and get the train into Shrewsbury town centre instead of having to get the bus with all the thugs or having to walk nearly an hour to get there or getting a taxi and the driver moaning all the way about the horrendous traffic in the town centre
>>225459507...yh
>>225455211Like the Wandering Jew?
>>225459525shut the fuck up faggot, where the fuck is poley
>>225459410Immediately thought of Abigail Mac. Nig looks like Louie Smalls
>>225459525you can do that with a car
>>225459410whats that grenade thingie? tear gas?
>>225459525alternatively imagine how much better that UK would be without said 'thugs'
meme potential here
>>225459531*me watching you watch The Chase*
Got the Gogglebox on
>>225459549Not really Shrewsbury town centre is very old and wasn't designed with modern cars in mind it gets gridlocked a lot>>225459553True
Problem with public transport is there's always chavs and ethnic minorities on there
I need it, brother.
>>225459563Bradley Walsh watching you watching me watch The Chase
>>225459580pop your clogs already you worthless specimen
bloody bursting for a jobby
yawning at 10 thousand decibels
>>225459562just stick a bradley on there and you're done
>>225459594*me being a cockwaffle spunktrumpet*
At the pub.
>>225459192Hard to believe this era was around 14 years ago. Where did all the time disappear?
once deliberately shit my pants to see what it would feel likeit wasn't pleasant
I have no friends, no gf, and no job and it's my fault cause I'm a horrid little man
Flew my Spanish and Italian flags outside my house yesterday The wokerati didn't like it!
>>225459651bizarre lie
>>225459665satan decided this post was not worthy of hell at the last second
>>225459672what about flying an american flag
>>225459668wtf i didn't post this
>>225459677
They won't let you teabag in Halo no more?
Get it posted, I'm dying over here to release my post
>>225459692That yankee jizzrag belongs in a trash can or burning on a pyre!
>>225459695looks comfy
>>225459695corr lush pubbington there
>>225459694That's because I posted it
there is no honour in being a police officer in this shithole in America it’s actually cool
gay bradley walsh on the bugchase
>>225459724you horrid little man
Might wank my dog off
>>225459695Comfy. Is the barman/woman hiding through the back from you
>>225459695What did you say to order that drink? Like all the actual words you said? Sorry. I’ve never been to a pub don’t want to make myself look silly
>>225459727scrombifilating
>>225459695is that a pint of mild you boomer cunt
Giving my grandad a hand job
>>225459726The majority of police work is filling out forms and doing paperwork The high speed chases and taking down fleeing suspects is actually very rare
>>225459753footlong BMT on hearty italian, please bossman
pooooooooooo
>>225459767You muppet
>>225459759Sorry im not drinking euro fizz
why is there a /brit/ with 70 posts
>>225459760>>225459760>>225459760
>>225459745Scaring away the customers
>>225459769You have state troopers who’s only job is to drive a super fast mustang all day on the highway at high speeds our police drive fucking Peugeots
