>uhh let me just create childhood cancer because uhhhh that seems like a nice thing to have
>You never smoked uh ?>Well too bad you have that cancerous mass of cells growing slowly in your lungs since you were born.>Why did I do it?>Because I thought it would be funny
>Welcome, my son. You have lived a virtuous life and have always praised me.>Wait did you actually think that jesus was 50% human and 50% god instead of being 100% human and 100% god at the same time?>Uhh too bad, off to hell you go.
>And on the sixth day I handcrafted the BBCs I gave to my most abhorrent and violent Africans
>I can only be described in positive qualities which mean I lack their negatives and thus am not all-powerful oneness>no wait actually I can only be described in negatives which I lack but have their positives>oh bless it you know what I have all positives and negatives together so I have contraditory and thus no qualities at all, you'd need more faith to get it
>>225542141>Resist the snake and Eva who I made fertile like Aphrodite, Adam my son.>NOOOO why did you eat the forbidden fruit I guess now you'll have to have missionary sex til the end of time, cuz I won't make more of you rats, but will one by one call you Up in creationist ways, until I wake y'all on Judgement Day just to punish you again. Godspeed!
childhood cancer is a way to prevent adulthood cancer
>dude just give me everything I want all the time and make everything perfect and let there be no negative scenarios whatsoever dude!Literally what would be the point of even living? It’d be like playing a video game on the easiest difficult with a million cheats on. Just a complete waste of time.
>>225542556>yeah I killed you sooner rather than later to spare you disappointment trust me I know>>225542715>yeah imma Big Baby what you gonna do about it chud, pretend I don't exist?
>>225542715>what do you mean, you lived in an era and part of the world where you never ever heard of my One True Church and its True Faith?>did you even try?
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>>225542930>>225543337>dude everything exist fort no reason. It exists just because ok! Is just does!!!
>You need to put inside your mouth organic stuff made out of cells and decomposing materials just like, but you will call it "food", so you'll have to kill gorillion various life forms every single day to consume their flesh, otherwise you'll start dying in an excruciatingly painful and very slow way.>Yes, literally every day! And every single day inside your body that food will be transformed into this slimy gooey dark and filthy thing that you'll be disgusted to even look at, nonetheless it's gonna be the most common thing all around the earth!>And now, for my master plan, the cherry on top as they say: there will be one billion people known for producing an entire culture revolving around shit!
>>225539554we already have enough of these threads, can't we at least have some about spiteful nerds or something else for fucks sake!!!!?
>>225542715You need bad things to happen to find meaning. I pity you.
>>225542556>childhood cancer is a way to prevent adulthoodFTFY
>>225546344>why can’t every thing be perfect all the time!!!!Ok let’s think about your perfect world free of suffering. Let’s see, no one will ever age or die so there’d be no need to have kids. There goes the joy of child birth and raising children. That also means no need for reproduction. There goes the joy of sex. We wouldn’t really need genders either so no more beautiful women. No one ever goes hungry so no need to eat. That means no more delicious food to enjoy. The weather’s always perfect so we won’t ever experience the comfort of cuddling up in warm blankets when it’s freezing cold. We wouldn’t ever experience the beauty of a night sky either because darkness is scary and uncomfortable so it would be light all the time. There’s no violence so no violent video games or entertainment media since they’d have no inspiration. It sucks to physically lose to someone so we’d all be equal in size and strength, which means no real point to sports. We’re all on equal terms after all. In fact there wouldn’t be much of a need for our physical bodies at all. They just experience pain and suffering. Why have them when we could just be floating spirits who experience perpetual pleasure? This is what you midwits are inadvertently asking for.
>>225545879I think jannies are told to not nuke all bad threads and ones which clearly go against the rules due to this site needing the traffic for advertisers. I imagine if this website got a lot of visitors they'd delete these threads and improve the site
>>225547179okaydon't complain if your life becomes infinitely more interesting very soon
>>225539894>Because I thought it would be funnyThat's why He created prionic diseases, even the beetles were laughing with that particular stunt
>>225545879i make janjan hate threads only to get the ban hammer, those niggertrannies have started sniping my regular posts
>>225547179>Quadrillions must suffer in misery and perish in the most gruesome ways imaginable so I can order doordash and jerk off to porn for 20-30 yearsKill yourself right this instant you worthless parasite
>>225548900You’re literally arguing in favour of experiencing pleasure all the time like a useless junkie. Why don’t (you) kill yourself if life is that unbearable? Unless of course you do have something to live for, in which case how about quit complaining and be grateful for what you have you pathetic loser.
christians are retarded but we should troll muslims more because there are some unironicall allahuakbars on this board and they get butthurt
>>225549452No I am arguing for the amount of madness not being worth the payment in return. I don't kill myself because that would make people I know sad and increase misery, also nothing I can do will change how retarded this universe is, why even bother?
>>225539554Can beetles get cancer?
>>225549627Muslims aren't even sentient so how can you troll them?
>>225549627My only issue with 4chan Christians is that most of them won't admit they worship a Jew and follow an offshoot Judaic cult.
*takes hit from DIY gravity bong*>''so it's like this genetic variant right''*takes long sip from Cherry Coke*it express itself only once in twenty generations exclusively to little children but it causes schizophrenia and anal cancer, just keeps them on their toes, you know?
>>225539554>Be fruitful and multiply>*Creates cancer*
>>225542715>Just a complete waste of time.as opposed to what? I have respect for it if people find meaning through religion, but for me personally, if you go down to the nitty-gritty it never really makes sense and all just seems like a fucked up game that god orchestrated for his own amusement. of course we need death and suffering or else it wouldn't be entertaining
>>225547179>Why have them when we could just be floating spirits who experience perpetual pleasure? This is what you midwits are inadvertently asking for.isn't that literally what heaven is?
>>225548627>i make janjan hate threadsUhm based?
People forget the concept of karma and cause and effect, and the butterfly effect.
>>225551492why is he scared of debating the jew?
>>225553836I guess atheists are mean to christians but not to jews. but I'm pretty sure dawkins debated rabbis before, and shapiro als fought with atheists
>>225553593no not really. all we know is that it involves being in the presence of god or some shit. idk.>>225553549i just think people are too critical of the way the universe works. they want all its upsides without any of its downsides when functionally it doesn't make sense. it's like you said, without suffering and death life would be really boring, but then why do we take issue with pain and suffering when we bring a higher power into question? seems like something they would consider when creating life, otherwise why create anything at all?basically i'm just trying to say that i don't think the existence of suffering is a good enough reason to label a higher power as evil or non-existent. god or no god, the universe exists in the only way it can until we're shown otherwise.
Isn't one of the main point of Christianity that this life isn't that important at all compared to the eternity-life of heaven? When you frame it that way the any question of "why does bad thing exist" has the potential to reasonably be explained by "some minor reason and also in the grand scheme it's one sand grain (finite Earth life) against the rest of all matter (eternity heaven) so it's not a big deal at all"I'm not a Christian btw but this seems reasonable to me.>>225553593this
>>225554141>I'm not a Christian btw but this seems reasonable to me.isn't suicide a sin though? Why live through ~75 years of life if it's not all that important compared to eternity-life in heaven?
Like "child dies of cancer" but then he goes into forever good perfect heaven instead of having to live life on imperfect health so how is this a point against Christianity? You could literally say "oh the child did his purpose on Earth and is now allowed to return to perfect God-reality early".But suicide is discouraged because that would be sidestepping the purpose God has for a person. When you complete your purpose/aim here you are allowed to die of "natural causes" and return Home.
>>225539554most kids are assholes THOUGH, you ever think about that?
