good to see a sapops edish
>/brit/>mexican OPsort it out
>>225574690I can't afford that sir lenny "nigga" henry ok
smoking to lower my iq to human levels
>>225574695sc
I WASN'T READY FOR A NEWNOW NOBODY WILL SEE MY POST
there's currently a marlon brando impersonater annoyed at home that he didn't get to fuck a bloke's arse tonight
>>225574693turning yourself into a cuckold to own the women posters is not a good look
>>225574634 #I tried newports once and hated them, they taste dirty to me... but yes they're menthols as well
>>225574694random mexicans making our threads and then promptly buggering off has been a /brit/ tradition for as long as anyone can remember
Sir lenny nigga
I thought newports were black only
>>225574690They should pay us for freeing them and massively improving their quality of life for them and all their descendants. You know what? Put them back in chains until they learn some bloody gratitude.
>>225574708naw that's just your mums arse
you are now entering THE TWILIGHT ZONE
I would have been better off in my current situation if I tried less. If I didn't do A levels. If I didn't go to university. If I didn't do all those job interviews. If I didn't do that army reserves bullshit.
right as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by the opahemI heard ai researchers are taking up smoking because they're so confident cancer will be cured in their lifetime
i still believe that phil ' fodey ' foden will succeed ok
>>225574722good post ok
just created a new facebook account oh god oh god oh god
>>225574720Don't be sad mate, chins up porker.
1920s rorke refusing to get his dress shoes blacked
today I will show them
>>225574720Character building innit. You would've ended up like that seaside mark bloke
once put a stress ball up my bum and it got stuck but i put shampoo on my ring piece and shat it out in the bog
>>225574734>chins up porker
>>225574745you what
>>225574745a rather strange piece of fiction
Need to go on a night out with Gregg Wallace and John Torode.
>>225574745Had a stressed bum was it?
>>225574752>I once put a stress ball up my bum and it got stuck but i put shampoo on my ring piece and shat it out in the bog
>>225574721
I want to hug a twink
>>225574742
Jacob Collier is 32 and still playing the precocious young musician act
>>225574789she's made for bbc
i'm not really sure what the argument against paying reparations is other than "we don't want to"
right well it's freezing this morning that's the heating on for the first time this autumn
>>225574798to who, and for what?
>>225574797what does that mean?
right well thats a skin tag on my arse cheek caused by a crack in my toilet seat pinching my buttocks
>>225574798do the black descendents of slaves have to pay reparations to themselves?
>>225574814>slaves*slave owners
>>225574765oh alri just didn’t hear you the first time x
>>225574804for exploiting them for hundreds of years the effects of which are still being felt today
>>225574798See >>225574710
>>225574828Yeah they're so much worse now having gone from being slaves of African warlords to being Lenny Henry
daddy was surprised by how sensitive my clitoris is I guess because other women are borderline numb down there? idkbut I can't get into that whole vibrator thing it does not feel pleasant and I feel like people who enjoy the sensation are sexually retarded or something :\
>>225574828they should pay me reparations for having to see their ugly phenotypes in my country
why is it colder in the morning than it is at midnight
>>225574828The effects of their crime is felt more today than the effects of slavery. So every black person should pay every white person. Trillions.
>>225574862takes a bit of time for the sun to warm up
>>225574829>>225574838its not about them being "worse" now
>>225574870No it's about them thinking they'd be living in wakanda if not for whitey showing up
>>225574690many slave masters were good to their slaves
>>225574870It's about greed, and them wanting to exploit another race. If it was about slavery they'd be talking about modern slavery instead of wearing £200 nikes made in a sweat shop
sir limmy henry
>>225574798good baityou'll have rorke on the line for hours with this
What famous people do you know?I know Billy Corrigan and both the guys in Sunn O)))
just miss her so much x
>>225574913its not bait its my (morrally and economically correct) opinion
first 'fee of the day
>>225574916>both the guys in Sunn O)))dont think theyre famous at all
>>225574916i know loads of famous people too many to list honestly
World class sleepingI cannot be stopped
Ok we will pay the reparations to the "nigga" people oj
>>225574925It's not "morrally" good to take money from innocent people by force and give it to people who didn't earn it.
>>225574941>bed at half 9 on a saturday
>>225574941how can it tell when you're in deep sleep or not
>>225574945s
>>225574930They are if you’re really into music
sir n'golo kante
>>225574946>who didn't earn iAnd don't need it
Good morning /brit/ team!!!! Woohoo another great day ahead! Another day of whimsical adventure and folly! Let's show our love to Sunday!!!
>>225574953i think it basically guessesi mean it tracks some things like your heart rate and breathing and how much you're moving but essentially i believe it just extrapolates that over what "normal" sleep looks like
still not been to bed yet on a mad one
>>225574941What app?
>>225574982good post good post
>>225574972the leicester city legend, it goes without saying really
PRINCE ANDREW = GOOD GUYhttps://youtu.be/52aB9ho27gQ
might eat brekkie soon
>>225574984ktim
>>225575002dont listen to jews about the innocence of other jews
>>225574990just stock ios health app
my girl! my girl! don't lieeeeee to me! tell me where did you sleep last night?!
let the wagies live in the real world
Morning, I will be going back.https://vocaroo.com/17yTRI2X1QVz
bump
bumping uglies in the /brit/ bed
showertoil loomsthen coffeetoilthen walktoilthen secondshowertoilthen secondcoffeetoilthen cookingtoilthen relaxtoil
>>225575069two showers? have you gone mad?
cant be bothered to post sorry
obama in the streets, osama in the sheets
>>225575100Excellent post
>>22557510016 in the clip and one in the hole
>>225574828Are you forgetting we send aid money and whatnot to Africa? https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/DT.ODA.ALLD.CD?end=2021&locations=ZG&start=1960&view=chart
got called an ugly smelly freak by my mum again
i will donate £10 to the "nigga" fund ok
>>225575120is she right?
>>225575120mumberg suggested I join a walking club to meet people again
>>225575120And you never plundered her arsehole in response?
what would be the point of sending trillions of dollars or pounds to africa, they don’t have anything cool to buy over there
>>225575120Tell her that every reason you're miserable is her fault, starting with having a baby she couldn't care for, and if you kill yourself it'll be all her fault then go out and don't come back for a week
>>225575130good advice
Bought this yesterday for 28 Euro, the material is so soft and well made, love buying things on a discount, original price was 40. Also bought some sweatpants for running, 15 Euro from 32.
>>225575135they can give it all to the chinese in return for the collapsing infrastructure they built them
Making some serious changes in my life starting today. Mark my words. Turning a corner. Gaining a clue. Taking a chance. Having a go.
>>225575141are you the balding freak in the back left?
>>225575130cannot think of anything worse than having to enjoy nature with strangers
>>225575148based if true
>>225575148see you later on tonight for some more suicidal ideation
>>225575148doing this tomorrow or maybe the next day we'll see
Hello niggas
>>225575177hi "nigga"
>>225575148good lad this is me from 1st jan next year
>>225575141strongly suspect I would show up, make no friends, feel awkward the entire time, then come back feeling lonlier than ever before and in fact be worse off than if I'd never done itmaybe that's a defeatist attitude, but my lived experience tells me that's exactly what will happen, and the people giving advice on this shit don't know/care about my lived experience and just go by their own
he think he the adele "nigga"
>>225575182>strongly suspect I would show up, make no friends, feel awkward the entire time, then come back feeling lonlier than ever before and in fact be worse off than if I'd never done itkek this is me with quite literally everything i have ever done in my life !!!
>>225575148good man. go get 'em, tiger
zis is mein flammenwerfer, it werfs flammens
>>225575182I'm the same lad some people just aren't made for socialising. people who recommend just going to a club or joining a group don't have freakish brains like ours
>>225575185scrum
love streamers mestreamer and i are good friends, i watch every day!
>>225575201I used to force myself to socialise, hated every second of it, and immediately reverted to being a much happier hermit when I stopped. Massively resent people for wasting my best years saying I needed to get out and meet people like that
just found this brown stress ballputting it in my mouth as Ii type
3 hours until the shops open
last time i was truly happy was in 2011 watching yogscast adventure map videos while sucking popsicles
>>225575244this except gay porn and cocks
>>225575244for me it's just now drinking a coffee reading a comic wrapped in a blanket
might name my son horace for a laugh
>>225575261wonder what the da thinks
I am a gay man
right that's a bloke dressed up as a lassie
>>225575261they have gock across the pond? splendid
can only imagine the erotic highs and lows of agpmust be fucking mental
>>225575261somehow my brain knows those are male nipples and it just does not trigger arousal at all
still in bedwhat a lazy boy i am
>>225575261
Woke up at 6AM to go squat outside but it's dark
>>225574828
>>225575244omg same
Sick of the bergs, living 32 years together is just far too much.
rorke putting on rundtgåing av den transcendentale egenhetens støtte at the family bbq
>>225575297do you not have a toilet
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1792183844948822.jpgW-woah!
argued with a man who looked like this today
>>225575297Use a toilet dirty bugger
you ever see an indian person with a normal namei went to uni with one named charleswhat's that all about
sticking razor blades on a slip and slide and diving belly down with a sprinting run up
>>225575319plenty of mirrors in your house then
Yeah I've also shit
>>225574941Do you have to set a bed time on this (apple watch I presume) I have a garmin and I thought it would just be something you click to tell it you're going to bed but you have to set 'bed' hours - seems a bit useless if you get to bed early/late
>>225575322name was probably actually chanadakambetkarathandapur
>>225575069Two showers? Take the piss there's a drought on
A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy
bart's little yellow willard
>>225575130Where can you even go walking in Australia? Out into the desert?
>>225575069mate you are in need of growing up pronto
rorke climbing in the taxi and saying 'to the library, and step on it!'
>>225575130>>225575141I'm a fucking loser mong freak there's no question about it, but at the same time I'm a horrible bitter bastard and looking at these people they seem nice but they also seem like loser freaks, just in a different way to me - they don't look like the sort of people I'd like to spend time with. I know I've got some brass neck to be considering myself above these lot but it's the truth
>>225575351we don't live in the dessert bits, we live in the green bitsthat's where you can do farms and boats and that
mental that australians have to live around boomerang chucking abbos who steal their petrol and fall asleep sniffing it in the middle of the road, and if they complain about them are promptly arrested
>>225575330there is a bedtime to set but that just sets your focus mode to sleep which reduces notifications and changes how the screen of your watch looks and probably some other stuffthe sleep "tracking" is based on your movement and heart rate and that so it knows if you've spent half the night awake
>>225575244I remember a really comfy winter I had when I basically spent it browsing 4chan and watching the Yogscast christmas charity streams where they played OpenTTD
>>225575371all part of hitler's great plan, really
rorke tipping coffee on the control panel and activating the nuclear "nigga"
>>225575351yeah lad it's called walkabout
i am not a fraud unlike some posters here!
>>225575369Looks nice
>>225575382
>>225575372I need to get more sleep
>>225575371Whenever they go to the cinema they have to play a message acknowledging they're on stolen land and apologising
they can take the choking and incest porn but if they come for the lactation porn I'm rioting
>>225575388hello ukraine
>>225575406BasedReckon the crosshairs will fall upon preggos as well. My fertile sows' days are numbered
leftypol watching rorke lick his lips while watching the scene where terrence hill eats the big bowl of beans and ordering the ingredients for his upcoming birthday
>>225575406they will never take my incest porn collection away from me
aussie children doing their morning ook ooga bunga dance paying respect to the hard working aboriginals who built australia
right, sandwich time
>>225575382fucking hate women so much even fictional women
>>225575439ktim
Few things more embarrassing than the Haka
does australians only get abbo'd instead of blacked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1B4B2yBZYThey are adding polish
>>225574678Love her
>>225575450Extension building minigame?
operation send rorke to atlanta 2027
Today I clean my room forreal Now all the cans are drunk and I can get them binned in one go et al
>didn't smile>didn't solo dance>didn't say hello againI fell off
>>225574916My cousin is a bbc news presenter
>wake up>immediately think about killing myself
>>225575425we used to do music lessons with abo instruments, usually long cardboard rolls instead of proper didgeridoos that they'd have us decoratemate of mine got in big trouble for singing "I'm a nigger I'm a nigger I'm a nigger" into his didgeridoo when he'd asked the teacher if he could do a performance for the class
how do you know when you're in love?
https://youtu.be/KvOR2E_hZsw
>>225575477so all they do is read a teleprompter whilst acting smug?
>>225575480screaming, what a ledge
>>225575481no such thing
aussies walking into their parents home to see jandamarra riding their mothers arse while holding a gore covered hammer thats recently caved in his fathers skull, he is not allowed to be upset with this and must acknowledge he is on stolen land
>>225575480screaming, what a lad
>>225575481If your tummy aches a bit
>>225575480Australia honestly sounds like the biggest laugh
>>225575481WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S...AMORE
>>225574678wlhitgwe love her in this general
Imagine the poos.
>>225575496keep it light, not even 8am yet
>>225575481wouldn't know never felt it or been the object of it
Someone appears to have left a blood stain on my wardrobeI hope it was me and not a demon in the night
australians very carefully driving around passed-out abbos in the road like they're sacred cows
>>225575488On television
Damn I think I fell off And now nobody here gives a shit about my posts just like Spaincunt posting his posts to this general
I see you baby Shegiderees
>>225575533Spaino mind raped you
>>225575480lol love hearing about wacky bruce on a mad one
might be having a heart attack
being rama rama
>>225575523What do road trains do? They're like a million tons going 70mph, can't exactly swerve out the way
>>225575505right ok that hasn't happened yet so I guess I'm not in love
>>225575545Chew an aspirin
>>225575545Grow up
aussies be like i lost me job to an indian gonna go down the servo ye drongo
Lidl has stopped selling their 1kg tubs of potato salad
>>225575559if its carrying mineral ore it's considered more sacred than the abbo, there's a whole tier system
I'd love for Emma Watson to shit right in my mouth.
The range of prices for a can opener is mental. Hmm shall I spend three quid or a hundred??
hood oos cant ye dog hood oos got a dimmy timtam slam
It's light now :)
AI will bring on the doxxocaust in the next 12 months. All private messages on nearly all platforms will be leaked, archived and made searchable
right well I'm going to sleep now aren't I so good night shit muffins
>>225575623Looking forward to it.
>>225575623AI is going to hack everyone is it
>>225575623Im clean as a hhwhistle"Never in writing, always in cash"
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792194304988323.mp4
right well thats a poo coming out of a bum
As above, so below (ut supra, sic infra)
don't like poo meforgetting about poo is absolutely critical for maintaining my enjoyment of bum stuff which I like quite a bit so I'd prefer you not remind me where it comes from thank you
Gonna do another chessOdds kings gambit Evens scotch openingDubs wing gambit
>>225575654That never bothered me
>>225575639Don't click it's a girl doing a poo
>>225575654If you like bums, you have to like poo and farts as well. They are intrinsically linked.
>>225575668Not really although farts will alwayd be funny
>>225575631CORRRRRRRRRRR LEESI
>>225575668not when I'm using it
Well /brits/ winding down so I reckon thats bed time. I'm shutting it down, no more posts allowed after this post. I will start it back up when I wake up.
>>225575688fomyeg
>>225575688BOOOOO
>>225575668Emmayank you are the most demented man who frequents our general and it is important that you get help for your crippling mental disorder
Most demented man in this general right now in this moment because it's my focus
nth for the gyaldem
Remember when emmayank admitted to posting ai nonce stuff
>>225575718you're simping over filters and makeup
>>225575730Based
Might have a wank Post some wank material lads
janny's been a complete fucking autist lately, i get banned for racism every time i say the nigger word even if it's in a perfectly innocent context. fucking redditor.
>>225575718she looks like she fucks niggers
I don't have a willy
>>225575758giwtwm
>>225575738
>>225575758H-hi
