Jeffery Epsingh edition
>wagie week timegn fellow goyims
hot
>>225602995lol
I would prefer to live in an ethnostate of oldstock settler Canadians, who all know someone who fought in the Great War.
the comf of the blanket...the warmth of the hearth...the sight of norrrrmies going to work on a foggy street in subzero temperatures....or that would be the case, if I ever woke up before noon.
How is Canada gonna stop our invasion if their military blows themselves up? Face the facts Canada, your maple syrup is ours
Hwaet! I sing not of the Geats who went on to meet an infamous end at the hand of Grendel! I sing of the frog who decorated his bed-post! Into his quilt did he weave odds and ends! And when all the men of Heorot were done, this frog squirmed and sank into his abundant bed-covers! Happy is the frog!
>>225603142Demoralization. I have enough deer kit to take out dozens of 500 pound game animals at 400 yards. Try occupying my city without turning it into Gaza.
I'm gonna say it:FUCK Abstinence.
The only hope for the west is a Tiktok brainwashing moonshot where all women are convinced they don't need to go to grad school and they should just have 5 kids and the men around them are good enough and it's gonna be fine. They need to authentically feel like they came up with this. They need to believe this with the intensity of the stuff they believe now
>>225603171oh fuuuuuuuuck you're deer kit is killing my trillion dollar military
>>225603217>I said you're and not your I yield
>>225603217You can't beat a bankrupt military
Honestly think I should kms I only feel happy in nature or traveling also every job I had I hated also failed community college so?
Fuck I wanna goon but I hate everyone and their pleasure sickens me
>>225603237You can't beat a field with no one in it
I think it's wild I been in the southern us and back to my home town Boston also would worked in Florida and Massachusetts I can say that Florida is worse if you actually work there too. I make more money and rent is the same
My life is in shambles. I'm lower than I've ever been. It's weird, I was extremely suicidal in my early 20s and yet compared to what I'm dealing with now, things were not nearly as bad and hopeless. Yet I don't feel really suicidal in any real way. I'm doomed but I still want to keep living but my situation is so utterly hopeless I really don't see any other way out. I feel trapped with no way out. One of my best friends before going an hero told me this quote about no one wanting to kill themselves, but they feel like they're in a burning building with no escape other than jumping out the window. Boy do I understand that metaphor now.
>>225603256Your army has had much worse accidents than that
>>225603282Honestly I just wanna die because I have no reason to live I failed everything and honestly no one would morn me. I want to do 2 more things before dying
Happy 11:11pm make a wish!
back of my scalp just got incredibly itchy for some reason
>>225603249>senile old man forgets how his movie ended
>>225603282Were you the guy that jumped off the bridge a few days ago?
>>225603318No that was me lmao I did it because I was hoping I'd die but all that happen was a jolt and boner
Damn you guys are weird as hell
>>225603315It's 2 in the morning, retard
>mfw a least coaster couldnt set his clock properly
>>225603388You're just jealous I live a ten minute walk away from the Pacific.
>>225603396I live...roughly 40 minutes or so away from the pacific. Too many tourists
>>225603305What 2 things? Sorry for late response >>225603318No, an anon jumped off a bridge???
>>225603084For sure. I think that and Primetime got me in more of a spooky/Halloween spirit. I think I'll watch Nightcrawler next.
>>225603484
crazy how years go by so fast and taken in a vacuum they feel meaningless, but a decade feels like a defined "era" and a "century" s a generational thing
>>225603169how was the shroom trip?
truly despise fat peopleonce went on a trip to chicago with a friend and we had to stop walking every 15 minutes because his feet would hurt too much under all his weight. I honestly had to reconsider the friendship due to the disgust i felt for him. the nigga was like 23 years old, that's not supposed to happen at his age
>>225603589t. CIA
>>225603609
>>225603625you want to cut my hand off when one of your friends went to jail for cocaine?nigger
>The shortest 10% of men marry at an 18% lower rate, but once married, they’re 32% less likely to split up than average-height men.https://www.nber.org/papers/w20402
>>225603646youre the first anon that didn't say I want her to peg me with that nubcongratulations
>>225603654women who marry short men will like the guys for non-physical reasons which leads to better relationships
mia khalifa is a hoe but god DAMN those tits and her face when she actually tries to look hot in stead of like a jeeta
>Go to pick up McDonalds order>car that cant drive in front of me with mass plates (typical)>negroid behind me blasting music as loud as they can>drive through is not moving>they both start blasting their music as loud as they can and screaming at eachother through their windows>its 2 AMthis is a metaphor of what New Hampshire has become. Nothing but obnoxious niggers and massholes. I fucking hate it here now
>>225603708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw
>>225603669>peg me with that nubThat's just fisting
>>225603722
>>225603589Curse Night was not as cursed as it should've been, however, it was still pretty fun
>>225603740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4
placer county california
>>225603708that's due to oligarchs and income inequality
>>225603772That dude still posts here?
>>225603763fat joe!
>>225603739yeah whatever, what's up bro, how is it going?>>225603759nice
>>225603775Yes, oligarchs (the obama adminstration) and income inequality (massholes who work from home and realized it cheaper to rent and buy here than in mass)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPQ3o14ksaM
Pasta
>>225603819why yes, that was my dindin, what gave it away?
*allopreens you*
Egg noodles, needed to let the dough relax a little but it's fkn late boss
You ever try to imagine what you would look like if you were ugly
>>225603938>*grooms thee*
>>225604028>ifYeah... hahahaImagine that.
You look like this
>>225603792>what's up bro, how is it going?Pretty good. I'm getting into the stock market, I've got an exam tomorrow, and I'm recovering from being sick.
>>225603237>bankrupt militaryLow effort bait. You should be ashamed of such a sloppy effort.
>>225604113Cope
>>225604099Good luck on the exam bro, any girl news?
Dad is snoring
>>225604137>any girl newsWent on a date with the Taiwawnese and I thought it went well but she isn't really responding to me while the Black girl seems to have gone offline or died or something.
>>225604173Damn, hope they don't ghost you.
Might saunter over to the kitchen for a late night snack
Israel isn't even a top 10 ally of the US. America's true top allies are the UK and Canada, even if our current retard in charge is trying to ruin this
>>225604235Yeah whatever. I've got other plans too, like Chicago and my Caribbean Spring Break thing.
>>225604322That's a good outlook to have, it's their loss.
>>225604075Nice
Anyone know what>>225555555Was
>>225604452nvm
>>225604452She's making the Xbox kid face
Kenneth Kaniff From Connecticut
>>225604319Israel needs military support from the US whereas other allies don't. So that's why the bond is stronger. Also boomers hate arabs because of 9/11 and Israel is seen as a force that fights against them.
You ever jerk off in the woods and clean yourself with some leaves
>>225604599all the time
>>225604319>UK and CanadaIt's actually South Korea and Australia with Japan and the UK being close behind
>>225604682>Australia Yeah I'm sure the three abos they sent to Iraq really helped
I thought there was a chud infestation on Discord but these people are all minorities
Feeling a bit gassy
>>225604898Not sure you understand the concept of a minority
>>225604952Elaborate
I heard there are lines of jeets in Canada trying to apply for basic jobs. Why haven't Canadians tried just ramming into the line with your car?
Every American who does not confess their faith in Christ is a crypto jew and must die for the salvation of mankind.
Cheeky oreos before bed
>>225605119put a sock in it tradlarper
>>225605119I thought that was jesus's job
>>225605119Wouldn't Christ not like it that you hate jews, especially since he was one
>>225605166Every tongue shall confess.
>>225605185Every knee shall bow. Dumb fake christian Americans
>>225605275
>>225604823>abos they sent to IraqThey also deployed en masse to Vietnam and Afghanistan, I think they're the only ones that deployed in Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq.
>>225605458so they're jinx the country
Just heard a loud noise
>>225605584Private Singh at it again?
Just killed a cockroach award
The resilient fucker kept getting hit but was able to run away and hide in a corner of stuff, but I sat patiently until it made a mistake and exposed itself.
>>225605622Yeah he's fucking my dad in the next room over
if young metro donttrust youim gon shoot
>>225605896so true
>>225605640>>225605676muerte total de las cucarachas
I have come up with my own new sleep schedule that works far better than any uberman or everyman schedule, I call it the incelman schedule, I sleep for 1 hour at my lunch break every day, 2 hours after work and then stay up all night and take a 1 hour nap right before work, I feel more rested and have more time to actually do things (I work from home so I already have an abundance of free time but I find doing things overnight to be far more cozy and calm and there's no one around to bother you or get in you way)
>>225605982Esto
>>225606004sounds basedbut my science sleep docter says it takes at least 2 hours of sleep for the body to reset its brain juice or some shit, so I try to get at least 4 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1euMHgetDPM
I think I need to be in a psych ward
>>225606452grippy socks grippy box
tung tung tung dop tung dop tung dop dopdopdopdop nya~~~
*Bequeaths you*
watching my oshi
eating my oishi
fucking yoshi
>>225607216mario please don't
The future of video games is hereI can't wait until they put this tech in contact lenses so I can get a sex robot and change how they look whenever i want
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>>225607367>updating games when mods already existgoyslop
Lmfao ya get what you fucking deserve!
>>225607739>updatingits an AI shader rendering in real time not an update
Do you identify as a scatman? Do you relate with scatmen and women?
>>225607367how many thousands do i have to spend on a graphics card for this
the only funny british people are on 4chanregular brits aren't funny they're just not
>>225608057idk probably 8 trillioni dont think it even runs well on the best ones at the moment but its a glimpse of the future
campbells chunky pub pot pie soup is one of the best canned foods everthe baked potato one meanwhile somehow tastes and smells like dog food
3rd day of not shaving or showering or leaving my room because my usual morning poo has not arrived early enough, I dont want my body to acclimate itself to midday poos you have ONE hour, poo, before I give up on you!
>>225608067>the only funny british people are on 4chanThis is quite possibly the dumbest most out of touch thing I've read this whole morning
elon musk is a god bruh...
>>225608446Just drink coffee that'll make you shit. If it doesn't then drink even more coffee
How would society change if there were gangs of young ruffian women who attacked lonely young men and milked them against their will?
butter knife rampage
I would react the same way if a pitbull charged me https://youtube.com/shorts/bqwh0bjYkWs
