lemonhope edition
>>225880881rorke can't explain this
>>225881054First for erah shure
we at /brit/ formally mourn the loss of javits frimpong at the hands of feral american hoodlums
we're all dugs somewhere
got me slippers on
>>225881054Young Lemonhope,born fom candy and glue,creator of beauty and ugliness too.Poor Lemonhope,I found you in the dark,you lived in the bathroom now live in our hearts.Sweet Lemonhope,freed by hard sacrificeto live in the kingdom of sugar and spice.Lost Lemonhope,longed for freedom above,compassion or friendship, wisdom or love.Strong Lemonhope, risking freedom and health, came back for his brothers and for himself.Safe Lemonhope,no more will you roam,once you were lostand now you're back home.
>>225881087
Some AI slop is pretty kino, let's be honesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOQ-iBgOuMY
Screaming at rorke's gay Dune trainers
>>225881102same mine are all fluffy
gone on like 5 hinge dates with a chick and conversationally everything is great and she's messaging me and set up a couple of dates and everythingdoes not want a bar of me physically and has said multiple times I look older (we're the same age) unfathomably grim
chewing some wrigleys gum
>>225881054used to watch this cartoon when I was a nipper
>>225881102Oooh good idea
it's a TNG marathon weekend in honor of captain picardskipping season 1 though, that was dog shit
>>225881143And you grew up to be gay, didn't you
love the way she paws at my torso and gently scratches my arm with her nails like a cat
hiding from the friday goblin who only shows up on fridays
i have two bottles of cabernet sauvignon to consume this weekend but it may turn into three if i'm feeling spicy
shit movie was this
>>225881102need a pair like homer
Urine. Chinese. Hot.
>>225881162never seen it is it any good?
>>225881161how
>>225881161I'll be sucking a shiraz myself x
Trick daddy
>>225881178go to the adsa and buy another one
>>225881177yeah not bad
co-op stopped selling this decent budget malbec and I'm still mad about it
theres this drug addict who lives at the top of the street and i saw her walking down the street with her arse cheeks hanging out so i parked ahead of her so i could watch her walk past
doing a dance
>>225881213why were her arse cheeks outbit nippy for that sort of behaviour
I'm in my gay porn element
me ill be drinking a bottle of tesco special reserve whiskey over the next 3 nights
playing with some magnets
>>225881224she had a pair of shorts on which really should have been sold as underwear at best
gay porn life really
I'll be taking a 12 pack of Stella myself ehe
>>225881226is it smokey?
>>225881090had me in the first half
>>225881242Alright fatboy? How are things you fat disgusting wanker? haha
>>225881183No offense mate but shiraz is council house juice and you're a total fucking mongoloid if you drink it
no matter how bad a think my life is, it's not "going out of my way to check out a drug addicts arse" bad
saying uh oh spaghettios when i get diagnosed with terminal bowel cnacer
What's stopping me from registering *your* full legal name as a registered trademark that is *my* property?
Drug addicts are fit
>>225881266ausanon in tears at this
>>225881270good post
>>225881226>needing 3 nights to finish a bottle of whiskeylightweight
>>225881243fuck knows it's £18 a litre
do you ever notice the way so many songs that want to use the word 'self' at the end of a line end up crowbarring the word shelf in to make it rhyme. lots of things on shelves, to be taken down off the shelf, to be put on a shelf. very hard to un-notice
Can feel another entirely liquid shit brewing
>>225881280aussie dick rider is here
>>225881290ktim
>>225881272You can't register names as copyright and sue for infringement
nice 15 minute napMight treat myself to another one
>>225881283yeah mate your hard as fuck
>>225881290i like to call it homosexual hot chocolate
>>225881139blog on snorelord>>225881160alri LOL
>>225881252he was killed by hoodlums was he not?
>>225881151>Code of Honornot the most kino fucking racist shite you'll ever see
australian dick rider checking in at the brit lobby downstairs
>>225881297shut it neek *shoves you into a locker*
>>225881304me to my gay mate when his cock is hard as fuck
>>225881290The tail end of mine was like a mousse this morningAlways the last bit is like that
>>225881267SCREAM
>>225881306Well I don't like to do that at all
>>225881317You aren't the main character btw
>>225881287me sitting down on the chaise longue with some £18/ltr whiskey from tesco gearing up to watch some facesitting porn on my 50" telly
*demoman charges into /brit/ and crits diego in the noggin*
need to give two references for a job i got but dont have any and dont have any contacts from old jobs
you lads noticed how there are a lot of brown people around these days?
>>225881342use your "professional network" i.e. us
wanking to those horse hoof surgery videos where horrible black pus and blood squirts out everywhere
>>225881345Yh, don't like it me
>>225881345the biomass
>>225881345yeah. not enough though
/brit/ "niggas" sitting down alone in a dark room on a friday night with their organic argentinian malbec swirling it round talking about some hint of asphalt and notes of krokodil
slept for 11 and a half hours last night
>>225881361grow up
Ancient Chinese saying: "the 30 year old man lost his horse"
Who is this well known individual who has an injunction out against The Guardian and ITN to prevent them reporting on his alleged sex crimes?
is it tongue and cheek or tongue in cheek
watching nonce my takeaway
>>225881379Five for meFeeling quite spritely still
>>225881342use me give them my email: john.arse.nigger1986@gmail.con
>>225881393>>225881393the queen
>>225881393gay pedophile from little britain
>>225881393trevor mcdonald
>>225881393I don't know but we shouldn't speculate in case we break the law
>>225881190naughty boy
Thought i got away with the kebab after boozing last night but just pushed out two seconds of pure liquid and another two of what i can only describe as porridge followed by a slower paced ooze like substance
>>225881393prefer not to say
>>225881408you need more
is alcohol poisoning like being drunk
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&hs=lRuq&sca_esv=06f6746f846a01cc&channel=entpr&sxsrf=AKL5yDiGXrOwWB1bzejVL5DA-AB4ALBwMg:1793367627981&udm=2&fbs=ACAhTvwdifjn2dKXmjtOfBxVFl_koHVe5RLSnJlTH2QYaq_YVdbYfq_upmJPcFgYr-v9gSTAIQEOuzyhFqt8W8FJFzaCBHHB7ccG-C-SKFvWqUwLna5RNB-ZMFcFtQDobhylwIe-aiffUuyp6dSdiinv_jh7VwhUTII1tcKKGBbvRwD48ddsAgs5YiwaP5aH5KeU9PDQJKHpmgWHBUnRgX69H-CAhNoNxg&q=ronald+davis+painting&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi2lquD7-GXAxWUQvEDHQp7KxEQtKgLegQIGxAB&biw=1080&bih=954&dpr=1GTFIH
>>225881432I probably could have gone back to sleep but when you make up at half three it's like well I might as well just get up then
>>225881411Screaming at this because I have the sense of humour of a retarded stoat
>>225881437yeah but like REALLY drunk
usual suspects then
theres absolutely zero fucking chance im even hovering over that
>>225881408>bro has been up since 3amfuck sake what u been up to then that's wild>>225881451damn bro u are even more shook than me im like asleep by 11 up by 7 kinda girl
biomass pussy
>>225881437Bit more like slowly dying
rorke strolling through the aisles in asda with a 357 snub nose dangling in his thong
Based Louis Walsh
need to do some aggressively shit admin this afternoon
not enjoying fallout 4 at allmight do sexo modding on it later
Used to be constantly horny, now that I've started trying for a baby with the missus I can't get in the mood any more, can't even get an erection. Fucking useless. Libido's just disappeared overnight. Not even got the inclination to watch porn
>>225881483face looking a bit harold bishop
Redditors calling me a creep because I said a 23 year old woman is attractive
>>225881483Well said Louis, mass migration is white genocide
>>225881500have you tried some incest role play with her?
wonder if morticians ever have a ee play witht he willies and fannies of dead bodies
>>225881483wonder how many boy band members he's fingered in his time
> the missusNormie or liar Either way fuck off
>>225881500seeing a nice bum is enough to get me randy as fuck I feel like I've hit second puberty in my 30s
got the andromeda strain
>>225881500tag me in bro i got your back
>>225881483Still remember him feeling up scary spice and her calling him out for it. Dirty old man
>>225881532Do you not remember him groping Mel B’s arse on live tv? he’s no batty boy just plays the part
>>225881559screaming my first thought too
>>225881500just get her to milk your cock then inseminate her like a farm animal
>>225881337Incredibly illegal post this
>>225881500>Oh boo hoo i've had too much sex i dont care about it anymoreFUCK YOU
wonder have jedward ever had a go on each others twink arscheholes
>>225881535the feelmong thread is two boards down
guys im gonna go Morrisons in a bit and buy a big bottle of vodka all for myself :P
Got mad nigga disease
might wank my willy
can't look my aunt in the eyes any more since I did a big poo in her toilet which she crushed with her hands
>>225881629i'm going to get akmed to bring me some on his cheekly little e bike
anyone seen any bitcoins?
>>225881500Help her find some nice black lads to impregnate herDo your part
just got bit by a radioactive poo nigga
wonder how feels to be a young woman knowing thousands of men want to rape you
>>225881629now i was thinking of this but now im not feeling it
>>225881620must be really pinkprolly a lil bit musty too :s
>>225881654why did you leave it. when i do that i get right in there and chop it up a coathanger
every albanian on earth is a criminal
Just one more afternoon to get through
>>225881685didn't know whether she had one or not
>>225881667seek help
A bogged woman at the gym smiled at me today
This general is in UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION
in order: toby, tilde, mouldie, dtfic, diego
>>225881703coathanger is a placeholder nigga!!! you use anything to break that shit up. your hands should just be last resort but you dont leave until it's flushed
>>225881697bit too rightwingish for you this post spaino
>>225881728nigger
>>225881310he was but I won't call those kids feral
>>225881713do you really think you’re not just another lolcow to us?
>>225881709fUCKoFFcHAD
>>225881746spaingod, you can't say thatyou know you're not allowed to say that
>>225881686the asian bum
>>225881771kinda terrible isn't itasian women like never have any definition anywher eon their body it's just sallow skine verywhere
>>225881761I wish, I've had sex with 1 (one) woman in my life
>>225881500take the JAV pillhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793306520104343.webm
>>225881500Probably because you know any semblance of free time or choice will surely be gone as soon as sprog pops out
I'M TARGETING 8 PINTS TOMORROW EVENING
>>225881771needs to be bigger
>>225881771Obese slut
I live in the same neck of the woods as david walliams Whenever I have seen him in the park or walking down a street he's always looked like he is trying to keep physical distance from other people
>>225881771Gosh, tight little arses in revealing leather miniskirts are just great aren't they
>>225881782you are such a poof
nth for the holodem
Best Heisenberg Moments
>>225881760
rorke
im like a cyborg in my chair its cool
>>225881718yeah I should have done it with my hands myself but didn't know whether it was possible to wash the germs off completely. but then she went and did it herself anyway
>>225881789code, hand it over
>>225881697Surely not the ones that deliver my highly adulterated cocaine within 15 minutes?
>>225881828"you got me" *twiddles his fingers like a poof*
>>225881750they bullied and shot him because he was african rorke. no that is not based and redpilled
>>225881785fUCKoFFcHAD>>225881816average young adult woman walking down the street is sexier than her
eating 16 jammy dodgers in one sitting
burnham, lula, student list, sanchezrorke keeps taking Lsdonald, you're next
>>225881771love em
Had to move my secret emergency key from its hiding place to a new hiding place due to reasons I cannot elaborate on.
>>225881874haha so true this is what everyone in reform is saying
gfberg's been working really late last few nights and I've hardly spent any time with her, and you know, it has actually affected my mood
>>225881889um
>>225881889is that poo
>>225881874should’ve made them brown
Fucking dastardly little fox bastards have once again done a big nasty shit in dogbergs outside water bowl. Horrid little adorable creatures they are.
>>225881916dumbing dogberg btfo by cunning foxberg
15 hours into my fast
>>225881500>now that I've started trying for a babyIt's the pressure mate, nothing kills your libido or erections more than your own mind. Stop worrying about it, take some viagra if it's bad and you can't stop thinking about it.t. have experienced performance issues
and yet again force to support the paki pizza industry
>>225881846ABW-019>>225881853I'm not rorke, I'm just not one for dehumanising humans. I imagine it's a similar situation to the damilola taylor murder. I should watch the channel 4 doc on it, when it aired it caused a stir amongst the british afro-caribbean community, brought up old tensions
>>225881916Pretending dogberg didn't immediately try and wolf it down
DOGBERGS CHIPPY TEAI AM FUCKING DEAD BROS
>>225881910yeah
>>225881960He won't touch the fox shit, used to go mad for cat shit in his youth but he grew out of that. Now he just does a little wee on the fox poo and calls it a day.
I am so fucking bored with work lads
>>225881967Can I use your freshly dead corpse as a halloween decoration?
>>225881054crazy how much more interesting adventure time lore videos were compared to the actual show
>>225881988my toilberg is off todaythe team have been put to taskthat's me with my feet up, for i AM the toilberg
Can't believe it is only 2pm, how is this bastard week not over yet
hair is starting to thin a bit on topmight shave my head and become a nutcasei'll do fuck all
pray for nigwit
>>225882009get fin and age gracefully
Get Rorke bummed
>>225881985stop posting obese slags
>>225882034fuck thati dont take medicationsi let nature take its course
>>225881985korrrr kazuha
>>225881988wfh lad, it's the bestCurrently sipping on a coffee, got fuck all to do, might have a wank and then a cheeky little snack
>>225882043All that Bud Light = 1 normal beer
11 years at Poundland not a fuckin peep
fuming
I have a cold lads :(
>>225881985Spoiler that hog>>225882075Not even November can't say before CHRISTmas
>>225882043>drinking fag beer
>>225882041gay
>>225882075scream
The lads
>>225882075total inflationberg victory
>>225882109the boys
>>225882109>obongo not on there
>>225882103Unless she's so emaciated she's no longer getting her period, she's too fat
>>225882109History started in 1900
>>225882006And already getting dark, crazy
homosexual live near the animal edge; straighter men live on the Playdo hedge.
>>225882109Bit of a dog
>>225882109borjigin W
Got the wash on, shortly it will finish and I will hang it up. That's the end of that.
>>225882109What did Sinwar do like
Where were you during the 2026 market crash?
why is it hip to make up shit about how it's illegal to watch facesitting porn in the UK
hungy want snack
>>225882191oh fug
>>225882191at home drinking brain fluid
>>225882191in my house
have not we all figured it out by now?
>>225882191was unironically considering buying some stock for this ai bubble meme
>>225882197*shoots you from a motorbike*
Considering a career change into a 4chan jan man
>>225882188Still too obese, can see a bit of stomach fat
adele is officially married to bbc guy
I've seen all the good films
>>225882220how rude of you to appropriate my country's rich culture.
new kojima kino incoming
>>225882243name 38
>>225882191hooray now is the time to invest :D
doing a late lunch
>>225882256your mum left a crater
>>225882191>Behind the struggles is a clash of circumstances including higher costs on memory chips, slowing demand on PC sales and a wider shortage in supply lines, which has further impacted sales.intel fucked over by AI eating too much memory, demand is still way too fucking high
>>225882256kojima is a hack fraud
generating fictional pornography
>>225882229um
>>225882229>comments turned offcoward
>>225882256personally i think kojima is losing his touch
>>225882283That's illegal btw
>haven't spoken with parents in about three years after they cut me out>just received a text from my mother saying>Hiya, me and Dad are hoping you're ok. We still love and worry about you and we don't want you to be on your own. If you want get in touch with us xxxxI'm not on my own, I'm quite successful now. In the last year I've become a homeowner, with no support from them. I don't know why they're messaging me now, and I don't want anything to do with them ever again. I don't love them. I might text back telling them to cut me out of the will and give everything to my treacherous sister and just forget that I exist.Do the rest of you have loving relationships with your parents?
*guitar solo*
>Chief business officer Philipp Schindler said Google's "AI mode", where it answers questions conversationally, was eating into the money it makes from ads which appear next to results to traditional search questions.what did the snake say to its own tail? pleased to eat you
love my parents mumberg would buy me a house if I asked
>>225882109
>>225882310Dads a dead alcoholic and mums bipolar
I live what the luxury experts and fashion editors call a 'curated lifestyle'
>>225882276Nvidia is down 10% this week, entirely wiping out this year's gains m8. It's over.
mad how women look better with a bit of fat on their hips but men look complete shitemad how women by nature of their bodies are interesting and beautifulmen on th eotherhand have to eat and train very hard to look even close to equivalentthe only positive is we have williesthat's where god made up for this deficiet in the other areasthank the lord for cocks
Sir Most Reverend Economizer, piece be upon him.
>>225882310>Do the rest of you have loving relationships with your parents?I mean, yeah. I do.
>>225882229Liar
>>225882268I know you can recognise ai
>>225882310I get on ok with my dad, I wouldn't describe it as loving but we've definitely got closer since he got his inheritance and started hinting that he was going to give me a lot of it, and then just gave me 5k for christmas last year. I don't talk to my mum she's a nasty piece of work who has stolen money from me and my sister and shows no remorse and just denies it happened. She's also an alcoholic and a narcissist so i just don't talk to her. I have a very good relationship with my sister though so I'm sorry that you don't and that yours sounds like a cunt
diego waxing poetically about penis again is he
>>225882333Yes, curated around wanking off in your smelly childhood bedroom all day
>I mean,
did the anime nonces good over the questionably age girl
>>225882345make you wonder why someone would think to make that edit and/or post it here
>>225882345She deleted the first one
diego go a thread without mentioning willies challenge *impossible*
>>225882322Very funny joke this
if you're under 30 you are young
niggas, I'm a real nigga
someone has an issue
It Walloween tomorrow x
rorkes nightmare
>>225882372I'm 30
>>225882336a lot of women have cocks too, especially nowadays
I stand to inherit around £4m in cash and assetsJust hope smelly communists don't get in to power before my parents croak because if I don't get that bag I am going to be absolutely fucked
>>225882377Kill yourself
>>225882372truke!
>>225882377do you have any successful siblings to take the edge off your parent's deep disappointment and sadness about you?
bet she has though…
>>225882377what are you going out as lad
>>225882335>Intel’s fall continues a hit to the wider tech sector in the stock market, after Google saw the biggest drop to to its share price in history on the back of increased spending on artificial intelligence, lower income from search and investors showing concern that future anticipated AI-related profits may not materialise.oh based, shame those data centres will still get built but maybe memory prices for the everyday man will recover a bit by the time PS6 rolls out
29 year old zoomers getting nervous
sean is going out as a nonceoh you mean for h'ween? idk
Does it look bad if I go buy vodka in Morrisons at 2:45pm It is a Friday tbf
>>225882417I bought gin in tesco at 8am this morning
>>225882372good post
>>225882417nah, no one cares
>>225882402He has a functional older brother who sometimes takes him to the pub
>>225882417Friday mate no one will care a bitIn the summer I was having a couple of pints in pub garden friday lunchtimes before returning to work
>>225882405I got my new Spiderman costume de lid. Garn out tonight with me mate then tomorrow garn Halloween party x
>>225882405A rapist
>>225882438pathetic alchy twat
smelly little foreigner posting about black willies
>>225882438Wow a wet lunch on a Friday truly a revolutionary concept
>>225882377Have a great time de lid
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793283705670175.webm
I solved indecision, I solved wiggly minds.
>>225882445No chance you're getting invited to parties
>>225882478>>225882478>>225882478
what’s a wet lunch like when you finger yourself and squirt in your panties and get wet yh
>>225882417who cares what the wagies playing whack a mole with the self checkouts think
>>225882310hi mum i'm doing fine. i bought a house and i'm a top shagger now. i'm busy at the moment so maybe some time in 2035.no need to be nasty
>>225882462Genuinely can not comprehend your autistic fixation with this video
