Spencer Perceval edition
Mousey funny
my life a freaking joke !
benjamin Mendy…Whatever happened there…
this is not a zinger.
mah wafe a gay porn
>>226089441ah yes our own james garfieldgot shot by a schizo then forgotten by history
hi
my life abysmal
>>226089523:(
my life alri
dog shat everywhere againnightmare
mad that if you take the hijab off Iranians they're basically just white
@grok please answer my (>>226089429) question
A moment of silentFor Tilde ok ..
>>226089554Hello
>>226089544:/
>>226089554Grok: go outside to social events and meet people
>>226089574the autism event?
>can't watch primal fetish and and brazilian lesdom videos beacause they put me in a prisonwe should've left this joke of a "union" a decade ago
>>226089563TILDE'S IN A BOX IN A BOX
got the beer and wine and whiskey in
country girls make do
8 years before i'm as old as uncle phil was in season 1
In the UK we just let them post on 4chan.org/intbrit/
>>226089580incorrect because the black woman should have rorke's white baby that he made with a norwegian egg donor
Getting annoyed with my newly purchased first home on a busy main road again
>>226089592OI SHUT THE F-*indecipherable crowd noise*
>>226089606love the implication that the shia and sunni islamists trying to blow each other up are the sane ones
>>226089563I`m too sad for words !!
>>226089598me trying to do anything
>>226089618put a dildo up your bussy nigga
Should I take up karate? I need a new hobby, something that I do as part of a group, and karate seems to be one of those sports that's readily accessible even in my sleepy old town. Don't really fancy football or a normal sport like that
>>226089598AI
>>226089598Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the assessment that something else is more important than fear
>>226089574yeah and how to get invited to such events?
>>226089590
>>226089670sorry you're out of tokens for the day
what's the appeal of fireworks why don't people read a book or watch a film
>>226089654yes, you very much should
starmer was a good pm people just hated him because he was boring and didnt have a warm personality like mr norf does
>>226089441>>226089501Mad how Robert Peel almost got assassinated too but the assassin didn't even know what he looked like and shot some random bloke instead
looking at my imaginary penis and squeezing it and pulling at it
>>226089682vvvrrreeeeoooo pop
>>226089699ktim flicking my ballsack like it's a fanny
>>226089681bro grok bro please bro I need that pussy bro
Need a hobbyAny suggestions?I can't just watch YouTube in my spare time
might become the thread slut x
>>226089450imagine how much prettier she'd look if she didn't overline her cupid's bow like that
>>226089717Grok: :/
arsed me whole life up
>>226089590the eu?
>starmer was a good pm people just hated him because he was boring and didnt have a warm personality like mr norf does
>>226089726get your arse out for the lads
Got Spotify for a quid because I haven't subscribed to it in years
>>226089695he’s the least charismatic politician ever, it’s a miracle he even became head of the Labour Party in the first place (fuck off phone for insisting on capitalising Labour Party)
>>226089732I just got x premium bro please grok bro
my rorkeish step-dad likes Andy Burnham so he must be doing something right
anal sex is gay even when you do it with a woman
my name is viktor reznov and i will have my revenge.
"nigga"ring myself to death
>>226089746kek
no scrubs
too late for another film, might get the asmr on
Mousey? My hero ok
hypomanic episode has worn off
@grok bro
what is wrong with James Trafford
rorke a madarchod
If I lived near a cinema I'd go to it all the time half cut and watch any old shite
>>226089765trvke
zero notable burnham memes while starmzy was a shitting them out
>>226089765so is a blowjob then
>>226089763why? he wants us back in the eu, can’t be that chuddy
>>226089818could become your gimmick
>>226089848think he regrets voting for brexit and feels lied to, but cant admit it
>>226089851I could do it everyday. Like 7 quid a pop mind you
andy burnham is for dads who rate sleaford mods
>>22608984860-70 year olds have lead poisoning so their political beliefs are completely incoherent
>>226089818i can’t watch a film while drunk i get bored and irritable and turn it off when i realise I haven’t been paying attention and don’t know what’s happening
icl i'm more interested in eating pussy than posting on /brit/
>>226089880mong
>>226089870got the curzon membership like 60 quid a year and you get 5 free tickets for me or a significant other or friend - i dont have any sopays for itself after 3 films
>>226089892how so
>>226089880smartphones really fucked us up
>>226089818don't like the cinema on my own so i haven't been for 10 years
>>226089880im watching jackie brown right now and am fairly pissed on the absolut
>>226089894decent lad
>>226089899dunno just wanted to insult you x
right well thats the GCHQs curry and pizza ruined then isnt it
>>226089818I do think about moving to a city so I have more stuff to do. It's simply not right that I only really do stuff on the weekends and my weekday evenings - 5/7 days a week - are sat at home not doing much of anythingI think I would be a lot happier and more fulfilled if I could go to the cinema every day, different clubs/classes, new restaurants, etc. and not just have it be a weekend thing
>>226089846no because anal is inherently gay, its origin comes from gays trying to imitate straight sex, and then actual straights later started copying them even though it's quite clearly the inferior way to penetrate someone
we love her
>>226089907maybe we can go together some time x
wonder what they discussed
How quickly do you all drink?Think I had 7 pints in 5 hours last night
watching sopranosfinding it mad how there are people around who are shooting each other right now
>>226089909wow, don’t you realise there’s a real person with feelings on the other side of the screen? fuckhead
>>226089911why did he do that? that was mean :(
GOT THE BIG CANS
pressing the heel of my foot against my fanny and rubbing it up and down repeatedly (through my clothes) while sitting in the car
>>226089911meanie >:(
>>226089935We're all banned from watching it now by Christopher ok Some fella spammed an image all day saying so I'm sure he's still here
right ive been drinking every day and now ive got heart pain and my liver feels like an oven>>226089934pint every half an hour usuallydepends ho im wirth
She’s quite reminiscient of a video game antagonist in this pic, looking down at the hero from her dais right before the final boss fight
>>226089960his liver's shutting down
This has been doing my head in for weeks. Why does everyone pretend they don't see her thick vagina lips? They're right there. And how has she even exposed her self like this?
>>226089915Yeah I live in quite a rural area. I have to travel to the city to actually do anything that isn't just sitting in an old man's pub>>226089932I'd like that x
>>226089904shite film anyway would need to be drunk to tolerate watching it
>Getting annoyed with my newly purchased first home on a busy main road again
>>226089934sink a bottle of wine in about 2 hours normally. try to limit myself to 2 bottles now. used to do spirits after my first bottle but I have no self control and I'd black out and wake up to most of the bottle gone
>>226089934dependsanywhere between a pint every 20 minutes to a can every hour all depends on the mood and what time I'm sleeping at
it's all chinese to me!
>>226089993you could probably make good money with billboards.
>>226089934Always drink 4 pints in the first hour
The Leftpoly Armada getting ready to set sailhttps://earth.google.com/web/search/13%2e652563,+25%2e328688/@20.9117923,-17.04223411,3.16938852a,0d,90y,272.10555616h,68.69833462t,0r/data=CjIaBAoAGAEiJgokCSaqzljFFRpAEXbSpwQbDRpAGR_MU0bR51HAISgNhso16FHAQgIIASIaChZDSUhNMG9nS0VJQ0FnSURxN0lXeVlBEAVCAggASg0I____________ARAA
>>226089993>more than two storiesI sure hope you have planning permission for that eyesore
been watching a lot of eastern european porn lately. was wondering why did they hire a women if they're only ever going to put it in the ass?
>>226089934Impressive! How many loicenses do you need to drink 7 pints in 5 hours?
>>226089985You're insane. American psycho is probably more your thing. Mindless stuff
>>226090036nobody is clicking on that lil bro
you lot going the cousin marriage route?
>>226090036
>>226089993youd have to wank with your curtains closed in a place like that
>>226090058
>>226089985i'd rape you senseless, then behead you and eat your heartlight sear with some olive oil, roasted for 8 minutes at 180c
>>226089982ok let me know when youre free
>>226089968oily grease demon. YUCK
>>226090065>>226090053>scared of Google Earthalright
right well that is a rape/cannibalism threat against me which is illegal
any vrigin man in ahhahaha?
er
>>226090120calm down. not like he threatened to sit on your face
>>226090124obsidian seal
imagine living in a country in which 4chan posts about raping people are not protected at a constitutional level
>>226089951they are sailors
>>226090110Funny you say that when the UK has some of the ugliest women on planet Earth.
>>226090147
>have incredible achievement>no irl friends to tell so I end up sharing it here instead
>>226090123dw mate I've already reported it to the police
>>226090120shouldn't have called jackie brown a shit film then, should youcould've all been avoided
>>226090145get him chopped up and made into a portal
>>226090178ktim x100
>>226090181it is a shit film tbf
>>226090178what did you do mate?
been on them niccy pouches since I'm quitting smoking. Not bad tbf but they don't half sting a fair bit
>>226090227spoiler that hog
>>226090124I don't understand
>>226090235what brand?
britain may have an extensive and multi-sourced constitutional framework but they STILL have not established an authoritative written constitution on which all other legal docs are based
>>226090245Velo. Should I try different ones?
>>226090254monkman!
>>226090227CWLTSHC
>>226090267velo is ok but they're all grim compared to zyns
>>226090208i'd sous vide it, possibly in a blood brothfive hours, at 130c
>>226090297I will get zyns then ok
queen bee
>>226090313
>>226090326tom scott?
feel iffywish i had cans and rum
i deserve sex ok
rorke getting a bbl
>>226090326honfidence is a damn killer
>>226090227glasses katy carried the channel
>>226090344have a lovely lemon water which you will enjoy much more
>>226090380
whats a brazilian butt lift, why do women want it.
howling and scampering around the house every time a firework goes off
you could get a little pakistani man on a bike to deliver you some rum
>>226090333love this gif
should I go buy a mcrib?
So when did you lads have your first kiss?
>>226090371twerk that arse roke
>>226089549those women are not white
>>226090437I assume my parents kissed me when I was a newborn
>>226090437strange question
>>226090412gp
>>226090410take liposuction fat from places like the tummy and put it inside the butt to make it more round
>>226090437first lass i kissed down our street is a bloke now not even kidding
>>226089695he was terrible and he only tried to kill british citizens
>>226090437like 6 if that even countsif we're talking more open mouth tongue stuff, 13
>>226090412get in your cage you runt>>226090410because they want you to stare longer at the gym.
>>226090437never
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>>226090437haven't had one yet due to my unpleasant personality and poor social skills !!
>>226090460it's for doxxing
>>226090472
I would shag a ftm if they didn't have a cock
Man City crap ok ..
>>226090493what you'll get >>226090326
nigga kissed a pooner
women complain that a lot of money goes into curing baldness but a lot of cosmetic surgeries for women have made a lot of advancements too, all these new fake tits and fake ass techniques are crazy and barely distinguishable from the real deal.
you lads ever pissed into an empty beer can or just me?
>>226090493phoebe cates
only ftm i'd shag is Florence and The Machine
im completely lost
*slides across broken class while playing electric guitar because i am so damn rock and roll*
>>226090508yeah 8 titles in 12 years must be really crap mong
>>226090508true they are ` rubbish `
>>226090531no, might cut the end of mine jonathan
>>226090531obviously. during the darkest days of my depression I'd fill wine bottles with piss because I was too scared to walk to the toilet
>>226090550Haven't won a trophy since 1957
>>226090523we were like 7, the dad was a weirdo though and i reckon he was abusive and that's why this happenedmany such cases!
>>226090531>>226090560when i was addicted to speed and mephedrone i used to wee into wine bottles and those innocent smoothie containers because i was scared by housemates wwould hear me constantly going to the toilet
>>226090569won one last year
dont get how you lads are like 30 and never hugged anyone outside of your familynot even a platonic hug wtf you been doing all your lives
>>226090437kissed some slapper while on a night out when i was like 20-ish
computerset a course for the toil system, warp 6
>>226090588YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AREYOU KNOW WHAT YOU AREYOU CHEATING BASTARDSYOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
>>226090591hugged someone once and the amount of cringe i experienced felt like having a fist shoved up my arse and my intestines ripped out
>>226090623well im a neutral so thats made you look like a fool hasnt it
>pissed into innocent smoothie containers because i was scared by housemates wwould hear me
I tried that website and it told me to tap the photos of men who I found attractive but none of the men were attractive so I didn't know what to do and I just sat there
watching dune part one
>>226090649what caused you to feel so embarrassed?
>>226090622mate dont start with this tripe its saturday night
>>226090649bruh
>>226090662part 2 is better
>>226090678me
>>226090656what was i meant to do just piss myself?im not sneaking through the flat to the toilet at 4am with 'noia when im high on speed
>>226090681just remember, we've got a comfy sunday morning on the agendaafter a very nice saturday night sleep
skyrim belongs to the nords.
is it so much to ask for a hot gf who lets me creampie her in the vagina
>>226090721
>>226090721yesdysgenic 4chan posters shouldnt be able to reproduce with effort let alone without any
>>226090730she's still got it
Honestly horrified at the sheer amount of Indians in the world
>>226090730still would
sir peter hitchens tweeting into the late night about his interaction with russel branch some 15 years ago
>>226090745lol
>>226090740so you're saying i should aim for one who lets me creampie her in the asshole?
>>226090745a billion indians could leave india and spread accross the world and india would still be the 2nd most populous country in the world.
Card declined on a dinner date and she had to pay instead
>>226090721Ex gf used to let me fuck raw all the time and cum in her when her cycle allowedcurrent gf usually insists I wear a condom
>>226090771always have cash
>>226090745Criminally underrated post
>>226090771>Card declinedSure it did
nth for the baddiedem
give racism the red card
im calling Big Boss and telling him you aren't eating your vegetables
The Right Honorable Sir William Jefferson Clinton
>>226090771first date?
give racism the black flag
gassy
Reading kino again in the cup tonight atk atk atk
>russel branch
>>226090804used to have posters of this up when I was in primary school. fucking woke indoctrination
collecting farts under the duvet and piping it via an elaborate plumbing system back to the national grid and getting paid for feeding back into natural gas supplies
>>226090782lucky lad i've only ever fucked escorts and they always make you wear a rubber, except the dodgy foreign ones, but they all have STDs so you had better wear one, or better yet avoid them entirely
might start running or some gay shit really have arse all to do
poo farting
was never racist as a kid until i started interacting with blacks and browns in real life
>>226090770horrifying
>>226090825Fourth
>>226090782what a bore
why's this place been so raunchy and nasty the last few weekscoomers need to be banished and fucked off
sieg heil fellow natsocs, are you having an aryan today today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLG0nkDoY0I&list=RDTLG0nkDoY0I&start_radio=1
>>226090254The GOAT
>>226090858that's not so bad
rustlers burger
haven't seen many australians about lately, did their government finally block 4chan?
>>226089450W katie
>>226090886
ive arsed it all up good and proper
keep listening to rap music cos im fucking bent
currently on the train to blinker city
>>226090493thanks for sharing good site
just completed my 4th playthrough of Ace Combat 8
>>226090852kick it out
making gang signs with my fingers
if you invade Ghana you can make $64 billion a year mining their gold
>>226090923stop it ok i don`t want you to get shot
>>226090923
woke up an hour ago and already so fucking exhausted that moving my thoughts inside my brain feels like manual labour but can't fall sleep again such a miserable state fuck me
>>226090915prefer brunettes me
>>226090923neighbourhood crodie
>>226090930tell me more about thisi've been drawn into a jewish war and need the money (for myself)
>>226090930corr could get a loads of cheeseburgers with that
>>226090940WOOF
>>226090940parklife
that might be the first time crodie has ever been used in the correct context in this general
>>226090946so do I as you can see by my resultsit's just a weak preference
>>226090955scream. this has always been a top 3 gimmick
>>226090962ur a miskeen wallahi
>>226090955>>226090973
Just touched down in penjamin city
>>226090987my life a gay porn
telling Solid Snake that you've been mean to people on the internet
Right I watch blacked
does running give you test
>>226090995>>226091006>>226091011
>>226091014nah bro go doctors
>>226091014No, cardio is for bitches
>>226091022nigga you could lose an arm and the doctors would still take 6 months to get back to you
bollocked up my gay retard existence
>>226091014long distance running can decrease test if overdone. sprinting is great (HIIT) only lifting weights increases it
>>226091047lie on
>>226091039whats ur bmi
>>226091047
Ghanas embarrassing military 10,000 troops Zero tanks20 patrol boats, no frigates, no submarines, their largest ship is a fishing vessel.18 aircraft, only 10 are air worthy, zero fighters, zero attack aircraftThe real question is why no country has done it
>>226091063why she looking at me like covid was my fault?
>>226091061Not sure
>>226091076You know why
>>226091076wear a fucking mask, rorkeyou're killing black trans women
>>226090814I'm Lupus and you are too
>>226090989shall we? cheers my friends
Where the FUCK is the new
>>226091104new cancelled due to nationalisation of the /brit/ thread
>>226091104not being made
>>2260910615
>>226091104No new allowed
/brit/ ends with a whimper
due to... well, i needn't spell it out
OH YES 11PM IS THE PERFECT TIME TO START LETTING OFF FUCKING FIREWORKSPERFECTGREAT WELLL FUCKING DONE
>>226091155>>226091155>>226091155
The world would be better off without Houses
