Satori, the master of Chireiden, rates herself 11 points, eaters her pets and two strangers 10, while rating her own mentally unstable little sister a 7. Is it any surprise Koishi closed her third eye when her older sister is mentally and verbally abusive?
>>46283562lmao I love how they basically call Okuu retarded.
game Reimu is always in a bad mood
>>46283562Why did Satori gave herself 11 points?
>>46283562Satori is a very nice woman who only wants the best for her sister. Unfortunately her sister refuses to use her power and essentially denies her own nature, which is very sad. She'd deserve 11 points too if she just came back!>>46283580Okuu is a special needs bird, please understand. >>46287135Because it's the most logical score for such a beatiful young lady with an unbeatable, terrifying power!
>>46283562>satori's comment on YuugiCDS foreshadowing.
>>46287169SoPM also mentions it and says her curiosity could become trouble. ZUN's been waiting to put "Yuugi goes to the surface to raise hell" plot point in for a while.
>>46287142Satori...
>>46283562How narcissistic is satori to give herself 11 points.
>>4628909911 out of 10 in narcissism scale.
>>46283562Reimu and Marisa are really mean.
>>46296901They really are.
>>46296901Name someone who isn't.
>>46296929Satori.
>>46296901Easily the funniest thing to happen in the cross reviews aside from the 11 points girl is when marisa gives someone a 5 or something and reimu says "harsh as always, marisa" after giving a score lower than 5 for the last five games
>>46287375She's right, you know.
>>46289099Shame she sucks at fighting
>>46296992Isn't Marisa supposed to be nicer than Reimu?
>>46305509that's the joke, anon
>>46305518kek. no mercy for Yuyuko
>>46283562Which printed work are these ratings from?
>>46305842SCoOW
>>46305847arigatō anon-san
>>46283562I love shit like this, but the true peak of Gensokyo interaction between the characters is the Grimoire of Usami. It was just a normal danmaku fireworks show, with Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, Youmu, and Sanae being the judges before Seija, Shinmyoumaru, Yukari, and Okina barged in to take over the stages and invite the more menacing contestants.
>>46287309I wonder if he'll ever do something with Cirno, practically every time she appears in a story it's brought up how strange and abnormal she is.
>>46305806Maybe if she stop being a pig, she will get higher rating.
>>46313009rude
Could anyone post more cross reviews please
>>46320865sure
>>46322539Marisa rates roomba an 8?I'm glad to see someone appreciates her. She tries her best you know.
>>46283562She's worried about her sister that's why of the low score, she gives 10 to pets because at the end of the day they're pets, they could shit on your carpet but whatever you'll ignore thatYour dear sister is a whole other story, you wish she could be more responsible
>>46322539Man, if the translations for the games are as bad as these, I feel bad for anyone who isn't playing in the original Japanese.
>>46322548What's Sanae's issue with kappa?
>>46324396Probably same as Marisa, they steal your soul from your ass.
>>46308003Holy shit, Sakuya was an absolute savage.
>>46324396She doesn't like anal.
>>46322563Jesus Miko, one of them is your wife and the other a loyal companion that took the death pill to test the ritual before you.No need to be such a bitch.
>>46324967>one of them is your wifePer ZUN, they're actually two different people.
>>46322548God I love Aya.
>>46324967To be fair, she was going to give herself only one more point but Byakuren convinced her otherwise or more likely she was fishing for a compliment from her.
>>46325359Yeah, I'm still fanoning them as ex-spouses and Futo as Tojiko's mum, but that's sadly correct.
>>46326653Huh, never seen that one posted before, where is that quote from if you don't mind my asking.
>>46326653Figures that the one time ZUN isn't vague about his characters it's to sink a popular ship.
>>46326706Kek
>>46326663https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Febri/Ten_Desires_and_Touhou_Project_interview_with_ZUN_Part1
>>46326733Thank Anon-kun *chu*
>>46326706Like how Youmu's opinion of Reisen is to cook her for Yuyuko.
>>46326653I prefer them as a married couple and Futo as Tojiko's mom, since Futo is also the one who screwed over Tojiko.It's the most entertaining to me.
>>46322571lmao Saguya wants to cook and eat Waggy und teh Shimmy...Zounose is not canon, they said....
>>46326800>>46327547>Like how Youmu's opinion of Reisen is to cook her for Yuyuko>lmao Saguya wants to cook and eat Waggy und teh Shimmy...These two need therapy
>>46327547The more printworks I read, the more I'm convinced that he's the only one who actually tries to write something canon adjacent, even if he does go slightly overboard.Also makes me like canon even less.
>>46327547>>46328806Two humans (well half human in Youmu's case) want to cook and eat two Youkai. How exactly does this fit with Zounose human eating fetish?
>>46327547Is a Waggy dish a human dish or a fish dish?
>>46328980Kobito might as well be humans.
>>46327547That's because Zounose is canon, only cutesokyo fags deny it.
>>46327547It's called a joke anon.Sakuya is just not a good comedian.
>>46332020you're trying to reason with grimsokyofags, anon
>>46332033>t. Cutesokyo fag
>>46332085no that shit's fucking dry
Mild functioning Anons ITT can't differentiate silly, Japanese slapstick humor from edgy, grimderp shit.
>>46332095You're dry.
>>46332659the sad part is zounose is fully aware that he's going over the top but the retards saying he's either the closest to canon or actually canon can't seem to figure that out
>>46332020To be fair neither is Zun.
>>46332689Zounose is canon accurate purely by accident, he underestimates the bleakness sof Touhou canon and downplays the accuracy of his own work.Being humble is a good trait so it's fine he thinks that, even if people keep quoting him in that as if it's some silver bullet to Grimsokyo.
Can you Zounosefags kindly kill yourselves, please? You're not funny.
>>46332962>>46332085
>>46332020ZUN is joking duh obviously.But the in-character (Sakuya) is dead serious, just thinking out loud.
>>46328980I'll have you know mister Anon, sweet, innocent Youmu didn't wanna eat Reisen like some sort of savage beast, she wanted to cook it for Lady Yuyuko.Get your facts right!
>>46333467>>46328980>>46332689>>46328806Reminder that it's implied Yuyuko eats humans too and that Youmu is in charge of hunting them, this actually caught me off guard. TOTAL ZOUNOSE VICTORY!!! o/
>>46333463That's the gist of it, yeah. Grimsokyo wouldn't be half as despised if it stopped treating itself so serious.
>>46333481I'll have you know mister Anon, sweet, innocent Youmu only hunts down evil, lecherous men who touched Youmu's shoulder (if they had gone a bit down and grasped her hand she could have gotten pregnant!) without consent, which is RAPE!
>>46333485Watching Reimu break Marisa's grandmother was kind of kino though.
>>46333520Wake me up when he finally writes the end to Marisa's arc and she suicides by Hakurei after doing something water related.
>>46322548"kappa are..."What?! What are Kappa?!Answer me!!
>>46335358Kappa are demons and must be purged.
>>46332689zounose seems to tone down the gore fetish a lot these days, though he adds one sometimes as a joke.
>>46332659touhou is grim.
>>46345329No it isn't.
Koishi just wants to be loved. Why won’t you love her?
>>46361170>>46355031
>>46335358they and the tengu are capitalistic and industrialistic. why do you need for a god to help you grow your crops when the new kappa fertilizer will make those green shits get as tall as buildings in a matter of hours (for 700¥, plus tax)?
>>46366319>for 700¥
>>46366335just checked it up, and that would be TOO undervalued. let's put it at 100.000¥ when its first released, and when the farmers come begging for more, raise the price up!
>>46366396Would Reimu allow that?
>>46361170I love her. And I will save her.
>>46361170>Why won’t you love her?Nothing screams red flag more than having Koishi as your favourite 2hu
>>46384242My favourite Touhous are Koishi, Flandre, and Kisume.
>>46384806That doesn't bode well for you.
Koishi has FOUR (4) threads!
>>46398081She deserves more than four
>>46361170I want to cum in ZUN-art Koishi's fluffy, sea-foam-colored hair but NOT in fighting game Koishi's
>>46405740But why? Zun's art is terirble
>>46409191
>>46409191Delet thisZUN's Koishi is super cute and super fluffyIn contrast the fighting game Koishi has boring stiff sap-green hair
>>46375796Reimu will allow it until she notices the donations are growing thinner.
>>46401203Koishi has FIVE (5) threads!
The grimsokyo vs moesokyo war continues.
>>46419925It's called Cutesokyo and it's shit.
>>46420117Grimsokyo is far worse desu.
>>46420193>t. Cuteslop enjoyer
>>46283562>she is always preening melmao so Okuu eats Satori's fleas?
>>46420372Yes, I prefer moesokyo over grimsokyo, because Im tired of everything being muh dark these days, nothing is allowed to be cute anymore, everything has to be le gray and morally muddy and characters are not allowed to be purely good or straigthfoward anymore.But Im not blind and I know very well that if we weight moesokyo and grimsokyo grimsokyo is more canon, that doesnt mean I cant shit on it at every oportunity I have.
>>46420484This.Grimfags may shit on Cutesokyo, calling it generic, but what's more banal and boring than "evil thing but it looks superficialy cute"? Cutesokyo meanwhile has some actually interesting worldbuilding potential.
>Grimsokyo vs Moesokyo againTouhou is a dark comedy, so Jerksokyo is the correct one.
>>46422407Jerksokyo doesn't exclude the other two, and with what we've seen, unfortunately it's jerk+grim.
>>46422481Ok
>>46422407I think Jerk as the main course, with a side of cute, and a pinch of grim, is the ideal setting for me personally
>>46422407I'm ok with this, the canon looks Cutesokyo, it's implied to be Grimsokyo but it's Jerksokyo most of the time.
>>46422372>actually interesting worldbuilding potential.Cutesokyo is boring as shit what worldbuilding is there, to even get to Cutesokyo you'f have to throw out almost the entirety of canon Gensokyo, if you just want mamange just say that.
>>46422407Whats jerksokyo again?
>>464241702hu girls acting like frat boys: drinking irresponsibly, causing trouble, and being jackass to each other.
>>46424298I can get behind that, seems funny and allows some good to exist.
>>46424306Remember, you are not invited to the party.Jerksokyo makes it very clear only the 2hus can live irresponsibly. Everyone else must follow the strict rules, pay their taxes, and know their place in the hierarchy.
>>46424345I would rather get gutted by some wild youkai than pay taxes.
>>46422407>People use JerksokyoI posted that term first using this very gif of smug Satori.This is my legacy.
>>46424460You've already paid your taxes by getting gutted by a youkai. Another way to pay the tax is to worship the gods or spirits. Gensokyo lives on Fear and Faith.
>>46424306Well you'd be happy to know that is what actual Gensokyo is mostly like.
>>46424345All you have to do is become chums with Reimu.Look at Sumirenko and Kosuzu, a bunch of flagrant rule breakers given special treatment because they have connections with powerful people.
>>46333510Youmu is a rape victim! She's not a virgin anymore!She was defiled by multiple men! Single and impure!Youmu!
>>46289099She flaunts her power over her sister.
>>46424473I love Satori's smug look
>>46361170>Why won’t you love her?I want a wife that I can talk to. I can't talk to her
>>46430466>not even Koishi likes satori being smug.
>>46327547>>46331965Its notEiki has bitched out Sayuka for being so incredibly mentally ill
>>46448833All she told her was that she was "too cold to other humans". She probably has her reasons for preferring the company of man-eaters over her own kind, that doesn't make her "mentally-ill", just a race traitor.
>>46287375>The yokai on the surface can be rather simple in their mental structureSays the dumb bitch who is the worst detective ever. And yokai like Ran make her look like a drooling idiot (which she is)
>>46448940Did I fucking stutter
>>46456039
>>46453915It’s not satori’s fault that ZUN is making her job. He wants Reimu and Marisa to be the main protagonist instead of satori.
>>46444039Nobody does.
>>46465143I like Satori when she's being smug, especially when its characters like Aya like >>46461172
>>46308003>Grimoire of UsamiMy favorite part of that was Youmu being a complete dork.
>>46466645Translate it.
>>46466645I love my dork wife.
>>46461172I love her smug face so much.
>>46480529it gives me life
>>46283562>And people say that satori is the best older sisterShe’s a bitch and that’s why the rest of the casts hates her.
>>46305509They are both assholes
>>46345329hentaisokyo is canon don't reply to me
>>46484993Satori is cute!
>>46488974My cock would unconditionally agree.
>>46283562Satori is wonderful!
>>46489364How is she wonderfully
>>46469405Go to Danbooru, it's already translated
>People actually prefer Satori over koishiHow? Why would you want a neet for a girlfriend over a girlfriend that likes to go on explorations?
>>46498615I like girls who are not lobotomites and who I can introduce to my friends.
>>46498615Satori can be reasoned with, but if you get on Koishi's bad side or accidentally knock off her hat, she will tear you apart alive.
>>46498629Koishi isnt lobotomize. She just needs a man who understands her and supports her.
>>46501455Koishi may not be lobotomized but you certainly are.
>>46501971How am I wrong?
>>46506550>Koishi isnt lobotomizeShould be>Koishi isn't lobotomized
>>46506561Koishi just wants someone to love her unconditionally for who she is, anon. She doesn't want a two-face person who talks back behind her back.
>>46506660You’re crazy
>>46498615Satori is just Koishi but better.
>>46511254Wrong.
>>46461172What a smug bitch, someone should wipe off her smug smile.
>>46522600nothing wrong with being smug
>>46375796jokes about possible bribery jokes, no, she wouldn't. industralization (and its terrible consequences) is as anti-gensokyo as you can gent
>>46530840Mamizou would freak!
>>46506660She needs help.
>>46539139Help only a good dicking can provide.
>>46545424Koishi needs more than dick.
>>46548447>>46545424My dick can fix her. I will fuck her so good she becomes fixed.
>>46549419You’ll just make her more crazy.
>>46498615>Why would you want a neet for a girlfriend over a girlfriend that likes to go on explorations?Satori has a heart of gold and she's pretty chill for a youkai unlike the rest of her kind
>>46548447This, she also needs some babies!
>>46562094Would Koishi even be a good mother?
>>46564267Wow, the power of the subconscious is amazing!
>>46564267Why would Koishi rape her own big sister?
>>46568168Other way 'round, anon...
>>46498615Satori is arrogant and seems like she would make for a fun tsundere romance.
>>46568344Satori is anything but tsundere. I’m also sure she hates humans. So any relationship is doom.
>>46571247Even better
Why is Satori so smug when she’s below average?
>>46583425idk, but there's something weirdly charming about how weak yet smug she is.Look at picrel, she stops the fight just to give you this one liner.
>>46583584Compare this with, say, Alice, who, when she sees Reimu is about to leave, without missing a beat, says her one liner before starting the fight.
>>46583584>>46583425Who doesn't love smug satori
>>46591387I don’t like her. Bitch has no reason to feel smug.
>>46591387>>46594903She's Alice, but less confident and with less friends.Why are the most powerful characters either completely absent from the story or the biggest losers?
>>46583584How does her ability to recall danmaku even work? She is able to create a copy of for example Alice's spell cards which explicitly use her dolls. In that case doesn't it imply that along with being able to recall any danmaku from her enemy's mind she also gains the ability to expertly execute even very specialized skillset of the original spellcard's author (like controlling a large number of dolls or turning herself into mist when copying one of Suika's spellcards)?
>>46595246From what i understand, she doesn't copy the power, she just makes her opponent recall a memory of that spellcard and that somehow works
>>46595286So she literally gaslight people and that somehow hurts them. That's pretty metal.
>>46595440It depends on how you put it. Technically, her power is making you think she's cool.
>>46597268So I guess Satori is what kids these days would call a "girlboss". "Slay".
>>46597354More like girlfailure
>>46595246She uses special patterns to induce a hypnotic state so she can dive into an opponents mind, gaining access to patterns they've seen. Her abilities are limited, so the recreations aren't perfect, but they're close enough to the point that the protagonists recognize them.She's the most absolutely powerful enemy in SA. The only reason she's not the final boss is because she doesn't focus on combat much and is... lazy.
>>46583584She was probably waiting for quite some time for an excuse to say that line.
>>46598285>The only reason she's not the final boss is because she doesn't focus on combat much and is... lazy.You mean she’s a neet
>Satori even attacks shotas
>>46322555What the hell happened, Reimu was having the best day or her life or something? Such high scores
The real takeaway from those commentaries is that ZUN really can't write Reimu as someone who's not an unlikeable, vapid cuntAt least others can banter
>>46611805You would be the same if you had to deal with youkai on the daily.
>>46611776It is surprising considering how grumpy she is with everyone else
>>46611776Well Nue seems to be given a 10 the same reason she gave Flan a 10, Reimu is inredibly biased in favor of things she thinks are cool.Nazin, Shou, and Ichirin/Uzan are all useful to her, even if we never see what makes her useful in Reimu's eyes.Byakuren is decreasing the Youkai attacks, which is something Reimu would like despite her own protests.No idea why she gave Kogasa and Mura a 5, maybe she really was just having a good day.
>>46615969No, because I wouldn't be the Hakurei Shrine Maiden.Your job is literally to keep Gensokyo afloat and Youkai free to murder people. If you don't like Youkai, what the fuck are you even doing?
>>46571247> I’m also sure she hates humans.Why?
>>46616288It’s in her nature
>>46322555What Reimu used Unzan for?
>>46598285>>46607489Believe it or not, ZUN actually addresses this: she's just bad at fighting
>>46622796Satori is a pacifist
>>46621272
>>46622796Why even have her as a boss of the underworld?
>>46632845To job for her more stupidly stronger subordinates and muh irony.
>>46632845her not being a proficient fighter doesn't equate to her not being good at managerial, bureaucratic work which it is implied she mostly takes care of
>>46622796Wrong. Satori is an 11. She's a great fighter.
>>46633014What bureaucratic work does she even have to do?
>>46640098presumably everything related to taking on vengeful spirits to be rehabilitated in Former Hell, as well as everything to do with managing the reactor (especially once kanako got involved)
>>46640098Taxes, government services, that sort of thing the Yama, aka Eiki appointed her to her position.And the Ministry is infamously underfunded, but also wants old hell to be functional due to the vengeful spirit problem, so she helps manage them and collects taxes in order to upkeep operations.Of course booze probably aren't taxed and such, and I imagine the taxes aren't plentiful.But that's due to the "shitty third/second world resort town" vibes I get from Old Hell.
>>46640217>Taxes, government services, that sort of thing the Yama, aka Eiki appointed her to her position.So she's a fed?>But that's due to the "shitty third/second world resort town" vibes I get from Old Hell.Yuugi is going to be your ass.
>>46645157Yeah, she's a fed.And it's not my fault Yuugi's shitty "sisters" stuck her with a shitty job in the underground, Suika is just a Hobo and Kasen is lobotomized.No idea about the 4th one though, but it's probably her fault as well.
>>46646035>Yeah, she's a fed.Well shit, I actually liked her.>And it's not my fault Yuugi's shitty "sisters" stuck her with a shitty job in the underground, Suika is just a Hobo and Kasen is lobotomized.Yuugi could actually govern the damn place to begin with.
>>46622796>she's just bad at fightingWith how she's able to read minds, you would think she would be top-tier.
>>46652701She is a frail youkai girl.In CDS, she is always on the verge of collapsing after she takes in a lot of negative emotions. When you have to get Yuyuko to piggyback you around, you are not in good shape.
>>46652744>She is a frail youkai girlSo she won’t be able to have children?
>>46657487She will, it'll just hurt her body so much she'll be rendered unable to give birth any further.
>>46657618Then she's useless in saving her race from extinction.
>>46661204She's more than just a broodmare.
>>46661204that's what Koishi is for
>>46666587But she's a sociopath.
>>46670041Since when autism and sociopathy are related?
I don't if this is canon or not but is Satoria subordinate of Eiki like Yuyuko, Komachi and Kutaka are?
>>46670349Where did you hear this?
>>46670359From his ass
>>46670216Anon, she's more of an animal than a person
>>46670349I don't think so
>>46666587Would Satori watch her little sister be railed?
>>46283592I recently started working and it's easy to sympathize with her now considering its her job, even though she might be doing it for free (? I haven't read the print works)
>>46678201Yeah, she basically just get's payed in tips.Although Yukari does also donate, but probably not a lot.
>>46678201>easy to sympathize with herWell->I haven't read the print worksAh. I see, carry on.
>>46678201Its her job but she does it for free because she was born into this duty and does not know anything else.
>>46678218The one time Yukari is seen donating it's not in Gensokyo's currency. She's fucking with Reimu there, not helping.
>>46678201Reimoo's miserable because she's just a dumb beast of burden with a pretty bow.
>>46678836Gensokyo doesn't have a currency, anon. Please read the print works.
>>46411162That face looks awful.
>>46680227Your face looks awful.
>>46333481Where's this from desu?It needs to be brought up more when dealing with cutesokyofags.
>>46678827She should get paid.
>>46683854no
>>46683854Sorry anon, it's the superhero/mahou shoujo way where you defend the society you were born and don't get payed for it. Minus having a secret identity I guess.
>>46697444But Satori is very frail and she needs all the money she can get.
>>46670359It's sort of an assumption made by people, she's the mistress of the Palace of Earth Spirtis, manager of the hell of burning fires, Satori is also called the Lord of the Underground in CDS, as in the feudal lord of a manor.As well as that she had to get the job somehow, and being appointed by the ministry seems as likely as ever, we do know Yuugi manages the hot springs, but she isn't a feudal lord like Satori is so she seems like some type of subordinate.
>>46305518>Seiga 6Wtf is Marisa's problem?
>>46705893She's evil anon, all 2hus are
>>46283562And yet, who does Satori leave in charge while she's away Koishi.I swear these sisters...
>>46711251Koishi takes charge of the mansion?
>>46717963see >>46707506
>>46718039>Satori actually does leave Koishi in charge of the underground.I find it funny but doesn't this retcon Koishi being unconscious now?
>>46718192the exact level of unconsciousness for koishi changes in virtually every one of her appearances, so that's not really anything newwhat is new is it means satori worrying about where she is and what she's doing apparently doesn't matter if she can somehow find and get her to run chireiden for her whenever she needs to go to the surface
>>46718192Not really, Koishi doesn't even know what the job entails, if anything it just makes Satori more questionable.
>>46723067A little family nepotism is to be expected, anon.
>>46725792I thought Satori was above that.
>>46729812Why would you think that?
>>46729812Anon, all of her reviews consist of her gushing about her pets and subordinates, Satori is ridiculously unbiased.
>>46611776>>46616250Maybe good mood due to less yook attacks?Kogasa could also have a higher score due to making needles for her.But I think Murasa was supposed to be a -5 instead of a 5.>>46705893Marisa seems to base her score mostly in the technique and magic of the characters while Reimu just thinks "Ew necromancy" in such cases.
>>46666587You wouldn't take advantage of an autistic girl would you?
>>46718192I thought her "unconsciousness" is more like she lacks a brain filter, so she's prone to do whatever her whims told her to. A child-like mindset basically.So taking charge because she was told to is still pretty in line with that tho I'm surprised she doesn't already get bored and leave in the first few hours.The only iffy part is how she corrects herself from calling Satori "onee-chan", since that implies some sort of filter in her mind.
>>46739645You know she’s going to be a bad mother right?
>>46740749Would any of the girls be good mothers?
>>46740781>An amanojaku is awful for the mistress's education...For all intents and purposes, Sakuya's actual role at SDM is just to be a glorified mother.