since neither has a thread up right now, post the vampire and maid
what did Silent Sinner in Blue mean by this?
>>46364186God I wish I was Sakuyahttps://files.catbox.moe/b3xgt3.webm
>>46375588lmao
>>46364186would she order from the kids menu at applebees?
>>46380335nah she's a proper lady who eats fine cuisine like steak (extra rare)
>>46378323She's such a dork and yet so cool
she infected
You brought this on yourself, Remi.
>>46385210
>>46385210Vampire Sakuya Lust-o-meter is off the charts. she can even rival Sex-Flan and Sex-koa
>>46364186Remiria
>>46398711I like it but aren't sakuya's proportions in the bottom half rather... off?
>>46398671lungs filling up with tainted feet air!
>>46410399
>>46410409
>>46410412
I'm gonna BEAT the shit out of this vamp
>>46419259Get out of here Cirno.
>>46424245Skuy is just watching this with a nose bleed.
>>46428118Cute remi dress
>>46428118Remi tits too big. But I love the idea she had to wear open back clothing to make room for her wings. Very sexy.
>>46432881faggot
>>46434085>46434085The ojou-sama is flat! FLAT! And I wouldn't have her any other way.
>>46435510how does she drink that way?
>>46435533Very carefully.
>>46435510If you tap against ojou-sama's chesst rapidly, it sounds like you're knocking on stone
>>46436454
>>46436454Everday I wish to have been a girl with moderate sized boobs so I could fill Remi with cute envy every time she saw me.
>>46436454Hot.>>46436483Blasphemy. I hate that this image exists.
>>46436739https://files.catbox.moe/h7v1hl.mp4
>>46437125...II don't now how I sat through thatI-What-Who-Why-i haveso many questions
>>46437125Fuck off to >>>/d/ nigger
>>46437125Did you really have to try and one up that? I hate that this video was made, I hate who made it, and I hate you for posting it. May all involved die a painful death.
Alright anons, I wanna know. Ouju sama with white silvery hair or light but bold blue hair?
>>46449675Ouju sama with white silvery hair stained from my cum.
I'm jealous of Remi. I wish Sakuya would change my diaper whenever I make a messy.
>>46449675We already have Sakuya for the white hair. The ojou-sama should have blue hair. Maybe purple. Not sure why her hair varies so much though.
>>46432554what's her best look? I really like her Curiosities of Lotus Asia outfit and Touhouvania outfit
>>46450568also this, she fits light and pastel colors so well
>>46455492Imagine the view from the other side.
>>46450568
>>46450568Im a massive CV fag, so of course her Koumajou Dentsetsu outfit is the best.
>>46458597it slaps hard, so does her songs from the sequel:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PCLT0czJRE>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J87dcYxrKwIwhat a muse she is
>>46450581Remi always gets such cool figurines
>>46458495Cute Remi heels
How about some tactical 2hu?
>>46473174Sakya can pull off being both feminine and masculine beautifully
Such a tasty meido.
>>46479348Yes. Tasty.
>>46479707My meido is not a masochist! She may be a pervert, a sociopath, a mental asylum escapee, a masochist, but she is NOT a gigolo!... What did her armpit taste like?
>>46479789>not a masochist!>,a masochistwutBut I like to imagine Sakuya (and her fluids) taste vaguely like tea. Kinda like how Remi (and her fluids) would taste vaguely like wine.
>>46489733Sakuya would never!
>>46497684Yeah, haha, who would ever want that, right? It's not like I fantasize about it near daily or anything.
Remi preys on men CENTURIES younger than her
>>46479789>a pervert, a sociopath, a mental asylum escapee, a masochistStop projecting through my meido, kudasai.
>>46505297And how old is Remi?
>>46505371Old enough to know better!
>>46504861Is it really “preying on” if I want it?
>>46508264you are her prey and food. nothing more
>>46510761Not the fantasy I’m going for but sure. I’m fine with Remi voring me.
>>46511160
>>46511163Why is she black
>>46511178Remi is a cutie sicilian. Flan is french. She grows olives in the SDM garden.
>>46511188*She gets Meiling to grow olives in the SDM garden
>>46511203Meiling is a firey scot
>>46513115cute little toes
>>46518369kys
i creampuffed your sister last night
>>46497684>>46504296Yeah, who would want to fuck her tight cold cunny? It would be too tight, wouldn't it? I definitely wouldn't enjoy it or anything, and I certainly won't be aroused by her delicious prepubescent child body.
>>46518369Careful Anon, they haven't been washed in quite a bit!
>>46526679get fucking shot.
>>46530836Does Remi have half an ass cheek here?
>>46531872You can see the lines of her left leg so the other one is still there.
>>46531872It's an impression from where her Pichuuns usually go, Sakuya forgot to make sure she was wearing them in that picture.
>>46526581Yeah no man/woman is pedo/necrophilic enough to be aroused by Remilia Scarlet's undead delicious child body that looks like a 10 year old uohYum
>>46535290Obviously he's schizophrenic.
Remi found out your greatest secret
>>46540898hahahaha, if she really did, then she wouldn't be smiling.
>>46540898That I want to drink her pee?
>>46540898She knows thatI shat myself at a walgreens and ran out without paying for the carrots I had in my hand at the time and spent the next three hours sponging liquid shit out of my pants in the shower crying?
>>46542180Damn anon. That's rough.
>>46542180It's OK because Remi soils herself regularly too.
I like oppai Remi
>>46542355Same
>>46542355Only her sister can have boobs.
>>46542180Anon you could've just thrown out the pants and saved yourself time
>>46542602He's low functioning.
>>46497684>>46504296>>46526581>>46535257Why is /jp/ suddenly full of necrophiliac pedophiles?
>>46542938out of 10!
>>46542938hot
>>46542938What, you wouldn't want this?
>>46544609For a dead body her womb looks rather alive
>>46544621With enough dedication, anything is possible.
>>46364186I'm going to diablerize this ventrue trash
>>46545410I'm going to fuck you with a rake for even thinking of trying.
>>46542444pudgy vs stick
>>46544609
>>46547213What is wrong with her? Why is she doing that? Why does she have star pasties on her nips?
>>46547368Sakuya deleted her WoW account
>>46542938That's what all humans are like when they're being honest.
>>46547368don'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouthdon'tputyourdickinhermouth...I'm gonna
Moar
>>46547423Wow. What a bitch. How could she do that to the ojousama>>46551072It'll be fine. Probably.
sakuya would be such a weird fucking humanwho the fuck have grey hair at such young age
>>46552727It's called 'anime' grey, anon.
>>46544609>>46544628the west is saved
>>46552765thats retarded because she is not even animethis is japan general if i post sakuya in anime it would get me a warning delete or ban
>>46558211This is one of the rare few times I'm seriously concerned at the reading comprehension of the average human being
>>46558211The concept, not a literal anime you tool.They're just fanciful, fantastical beings that don't have to adhere to the boring, common sense norms of meatspace world.
>>46558235thanks for your concern but im fine its sakuya hair colour that you should be more concerned aboutthat is a funny image of alice and her am i retarded grimoire i also have a similar image to this but it is not as funny
Five hundred long, sweaty, smelly years.
>>46558339you are very rude i am not a tool, it is you who seems to be a tool using words like meatspace world that you must think are so cool and different to useanime as a concept is japanese animation and should be a category under japanese general but it is not
>>46558343Akyuu and Sanae have even weirder colors... With Sakuya you could at least use the headcanon of her using her powers to keep herself young not being perfect and her hair "aging" but those other two go full anime/manga aestetic of "screw the rules I have green hair"
>>46558466purple and green is becoming less weird nowadays there are a lot of young girls dyeing their hair with these two colours and also blueinteresting headcanon perhaps her breasts swelled to different sizes as she de-aged and this would explain the inconsistencies portrayed in breast size in the games
>>46558601Nah breast size is her space manipulation, she reduced her tits at first since she wasn't used to flying that much, big again in the fighters so their bouncing might distract the opponent and medium size afterwards when she got used to flying.Or Remi tells her to change depending on if the size of the last maid she has seen in an manga from the outside world idk.
>>46562846Shitshit they noticed me
>>46542938It's probably Sakuya posting.
>>46566128No. It’s just me posting.
>>46566128What's Remi doing with Flan's recorder?
>>46573488https://files.catbox.moe/yww0il.jpg
>>46542938/jp/ stands for just pedo
>>46542938
Do you want a child bride?
>>46364186what kind of European is Sakuya
>>46586378French, like Remi and Flan.
What kind of Africans does Sakuya prefer as lovers?
>>46587711South. The ones that speak dutch or english, although she's partial to Rhodies.
>>46504861>>46544609>>46544628Every time these pictures get posted the lonely silence of my apartment gets just a tiny bit more suffocating
I saw this thread on front page. Cool.
>>46589083Get a Remi fumo you can cum on when you're feeling lonely
>>46589187How come Remi can give her maid a surprise kissu but if I do that I'm labeled a sexual harasser?
>>46589445You just haven't tried hard enough.
does anybody have a video of 2 people cosplaying as Sakuya and Remilia kissing and cuddling in bed?
>>46589083Same. Fictional perfection is so addicting, but so discomforting at the same time. Organic, real stuff can't compare.
I like to think that they have a funny british accent>oi you chinese bahstard stop sleeping and go back to woik, ma'am doesn't pay you to snoh at the gait>sakuyaa I want a cuppa>aye ma'am
>>46589506Would another Anon be prepared to make one with me?
>>46591828This but only sakuya. Remi has an extremely heavy Romanian accent.
>>46593057She is british to. She writes in english on FS and ZUN said that she is not descendant of dracula
>>46594524so she speaks in a really bad romanian accent
>>46594941What does this look like
>>46595009Hotel Transylvania
>>46594524I imagine that while she might be British herself, she moved to Romania to really live that fantasy.
>>46594524>She swears that she is a descendant of TepesWhat a dork
Hey, Remi was here a moment ago, where did she go?
>>46591828Adult Remi is really something.
>>46594685>(Dead)Why?
>>46597405Degeneracy. Also not Remi or Sakuya posted.
>>46597428Anon, Remi is clearly in that pic.
charisma break
>>46598439
>>46544609Why fucking live;_;
>>46606064PUT A SHIRT ON THE ADVERTISERS CAN'T SEE YOUR SOFT PALE BARE SKIN
>>46606064Who makes kid-sized sexy lingerie?
>>46606064I can see her navel
>>46606218
>>46606064IT'S OVER
>>46606064>Remilia's nudes getting leaked online
>>46606064
>>46606134Lady Remilia is advertising SEX!
>>46607183Remi should turn the SDM into a brothel. Would attract a lot of business.
>>46607526Imouto-sama will FINALLY be contributing to the manor
>>46610715What the hell was posted?....do it again. I wanna see.
>>46610939Oujou-sama got desperate for attention, and took her top off to try and scrape herself back to relevancy.All it really did was expose her as a hussy. A HUSSY!!
>>46610715Get back to work Sakuya.
>>46610967I don't care. Somebody post it again.
>>46610715>feeling of fear but also arousal that you would experience if you actually met a naked loli vampireThis is why I like lolivamps. I may be a pedophile, but I like challenge.
Jesus are Remilia thread always this degenerate? I just wanted to see some cool and wholesome fanart
>>46611216use the archive
>>46542938>>46611518/jp/ was always like this.
>>46611528Which one? I've not been able to find one that archives jp
>>46611603Warosuhttps://warosu.org/jp/How do you not know this?
>>46611688Because I'm not a chronic neet and have more than a handful of others I use.
>>46610967God I want to bury my face in that armpit. I wonder what she smells like.
>>46611905Pedoya's spit
>>46437125Just how much liquid fits in that cup?
>>46542938>now
>>46574235I thought it was just porn?
>>46574235>>46613061It stands for "just please drink my blood Remi I want it to nourish you and then cradle my head in your lap and pat me on the head as I rest and recover from the blood loss"
>>46613621does it hurt?
>>46613621Reminds me of that one fic where Remilia attempts to endure the urge to suck an injured Anon's blood.
>>46611448You know what? That actually describes Touhou fans perfectly:pedophiles who like challenge
IT'S A REMISAKU THREAD WHERE ARE THE CUTE REMISAKU IMAGES??
>>46619215
>>46619215Remisaku isn't cute, it's uncomfortable to watch a pervert get off by fondling a young innocent girl.
>>46619714Not every artist follows the same shitty memes, anon.
Does her coffin smell of rotten corpses or does it have a sweet girly smell?
>>46619866It's noticeably a lot smellier towards the feet end, and has been for over five hundred years.
>>46619883Remi smell clogged my lungs
Not these fucking retards again...
>>46619734shut the fuck up sakuya
Finding Sakuya's hard drives with hundreds of TB of hidden cam footage and destroying it!
>>46621001Destroying it? Mass copy it and give it to all the lonely Jaspies here.
Sakuya would edge you for three hours to make sure you release a proper load inside of her Mistress.
>>46621185i hate seeing eyes in this artstyle.
peak romance. I love how Memories of Phantasm based scene on the canon IN dialogue.Surely we'll get more backstory on Remi and Sakuya's relationship and how they came to know each other any day now... right...?
>>46636660Mokou cant catch a break, Yukari had the same idea with Reimu here. Who knows how many other human and youkai pairs tried the same thing?
>>46595567The real funny thing is that she claims this, but she was actually born less than 10 years after Vlad died. If ol' son of the dragon turned as soon as he died, then it actually would be more believable if Remi said she was his daughter than generically saying "decendant"
>>46607526Instead of SDM it would be S&M.
>>46480463>wutits a classic Simpsons reference
>>46540898hahaha it cant be helped...
lel
She is not good at cooking
>>46645102but she italian
What is the daily routine at the SDM?
>>46648513Sleep EatChill
>>46648513>wake up>eat>orgy>eat>orgy>eat>orgy>orgy to sleep
>>46450568>>46450581>>46458495Remis is so stylish. Her Strange Creators of Outer World outfit so too underrated
My Lady is so artistic.
>>46645102Even if she was, I highly doubt her spoiled ass would cook and she'd still make Sakuya do it
>>46652107You don't expect a little lady to cook for herself, do you?
REM REM REM REM REM
>>46364186
>>46662113I'd marry a bratpire
>>46662113>>46666148What's the difference between a childpire and a bratpire?
>>46383566This danbooru pool is bloody hot
>>46668983
>>46668983what pool?
sir, finishing this fight.
>>46669785https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/588
>>46657322>vampire>mirrors
>>46672982Its a modern mirror that she imported from the outside world that is made of aluminium, so she can see her refletion on it, unlike the old silver coated mirrors.
Remimi looks so cute when she looks embarrassed
>>46673078fair enoughFlan has shit taste in mirrors though
>>46666310Bratpires need rape correction.Childpires need consensual loving.
can you all please stop the degeneracy as post funny stuff
The cute flurry of little braps means that it's time for the No No Train to start pulling in to Pichuun Central Station.
>>46674096i piedi
that feel when no cute vampire loli ojou-sama ;~;
>>46674096What is she stepping on?
>>46675375muh dong
>>46675375my lungs
>>46674096>>46675375>>46678379why do lolicons get off kids stepping on them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYCxbBZUCY=
>>46681045Ojou-sama said "Nah, I'd win"...
>>46680962It unironically feels great.
>>46686869i actually had a nosebleed today now i'm afraid Remi will drink it
>>46686869Cute hair
>>46687563reminds me, I actually painted Remilia using my own nosebleed blood before ._.
>>46597400adult remi is best remi
>>46693838most sane Remifag
>>46693838You can't just say that without showing us Anon. If you didn't take a picture of it, break your nose and do it again.
>>46705367>that was myYour what?
>>46619714Sakuya may be young but she is still an adult, Remi can fondle her.
>>46705367Ojou-sama?! Do you smell burnt toast?
