Parsee is jealous she doesn't have her own thread, but all the other 2hus do...
point out the Mimi-chan thread right now, cave Alice
>>46412680With the quality of an average /jp/ thread nowadays, there really isn't anything to be jealous about...
>>46412680That's right. Prettier and more popular girls get threads.
>>46412680Parce usted dejó morir su hilo no sea carechimba celosa, las demás tojas no joden tanto y hieden menos que usted, así que se aguanta, pelagata.
>>46412680I'm jealous she's not my wife
>>46412680i can fix her
>>46417978how
>>46418097Dicking her every day
Necrobumpers should hang.
>>46423793necrobumping means bumping a thread that hasn't recieved a reply for years, it hadn't even been a day
>>46423793Bumping Parsee's womb
Necrobumpers should hang
>>46432990How about I bump your prostate
Homosexuals will hangFar away from any other hanged men
>>46412741What the HELL of language is this?
I'm necrobumping Parsee's thread
>>46435451Spanish, Parsee is well known to be from Colombia.
bumping parsee the whole night
>>46440107You give me bizarre memories of the Touhou maps threads.
If you all are going to necrobump, can you at least post Parsee, please?
One Parsee coming right up
Has Touhou ever actually referenced Parsee's ears wiggling, or is it something that fans decided happens and everyone agreed?
>>46442513touhou's brought up parsee like twice ever since she first appeared, so noI think one of the only ones I can think of is that ZUN used to be adamant that Cirno's wings were attached to her back up until HSiFS where he gave up and drew them like everyone else
I need to hug Parsee
>>46441374And day
I need sexy jealous Parsee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-N6YxVgjok
Paru
>>46412680green with envy
An entire week of necrobumpingWhat a great thread
>>46465771It's actually Parsee mad nobody is contributing to her thread
>>46465794Well, I actually feel like it's pointless to force a thread that's clearly not going the way it should. It's just taking up space at this point, and people get tired of both the character, the thread and the posters within. Give it a rest. Parsee isn't going to have a great thread now, and she's not going to have a great thread a week from now. Maybe in a month or two, unless you're going to keep forcing a shitty bump fest until it hits 310 posts. We've all seen this kind of thing happen before. And you yourself aren't exactly posting profound stuff either. Annoying posters like you are a big reason why anons abandon threads. Be a better /jp/sie. For your own entertainment's sake.On top of that, necroing dead threads like this one is what holoniggers do when they're out of space in their general so that brings up some extra bad things to think about when you see this thread get a new post on the catalog.
>>46465925Get used to sporadically seeing Parsee's pretty face on page 1, because your whiny ass is just begging for it.
>>46465925Did you just fly in here yesterday or something? People keeping the threads of the characters they like alive is a tale as old as time and it's not uncommon to see threads up for months with just a slight bump or two. There doesn't need to be any "profound" discussion, sometimes people just like sharing pictures they like of said character. The only person ruining this thread is your bitching because you decided to single out the Parsee thread for some reason.
>>46466229Some reason? Can you scroll up and see what's going on in this thread? Or are you blind?Well no matter, you're free to do whatever you want of course, including making an empty post every 12 hours. I'm not your dad, even though you disappoint me. It's just that /jp/ used to have certain sort of unwritten rules to keep the threads fresh and fun.
>>46466268>are you blind?Are you? People keeping character threads alive in this way has been commonplace since forever. There's always going to be a few retarded posts mixed in but you just ignore them.I'm honestly convinced this is some elaborate bait because I can't even recall the last time I've seen someone use the term necrobump to refer to a thread so I'll refuse to give you anymore (You)'s. I suggest you lurk more and not act like you've been here for any substantial amount of time because you're just embarrassing yourself.
I wish /jp/ anons don't fight
>>46466295>can't even recall the last time I've seen someone use the term necrobumpOh that's simple, it's because terms like these were common a very long time ago, you weren't around just yet. You don't have to pretend to remember seeing them in use, there's nothing wrong with being a newfag other than refusing to assimilate with the board culture.And you don't have to get so pissy. Like I said, I'm not going to stop you from defiantly making more shit threads and bumping them.
>I wish /jp/ anons don't fi-*MWAH*
>>46452751Conceptualize the olfactory profile
The only impression parsee has ever made on me is the breddy good Chado non-h and the guy who constantly draws her in bondage.
Pregersee
>>46417978I can ruin her even further
Necrobump...?
>>46481579Nipplebump.
Nnnnecro...?
Niggerbumping....
>>46466374I wonder how people make this style, mousedrawn or using some tablet?
Nnnee... nnn...
Nicebumping.
>>46498921
Nekobumping.
Needybumping.
Does she have the worst personality in 2hu?
>>46512737She's not sum**eko, or a moonwhore.
>>46512562This is the face of a Parsley that is using a vibrator just off screen
>>46513167Masturbatory tools, Parsee's only friends...
>>46472732Who was the unfortunate soul that she raped?
>>46526668It's not rape if he's your boyfriend, especially when he's been talking to other girls, and definitely when that other girl is the brainless pinhead alcoholic who won't get her grubby hands off her man.
necro
>>46506005Fat cat
Nbumping.
ne...
>>46489229
Where's the bump?
>thread dead on today of all daysWell, happy Parsee Day anyways friends.
She would be happier under Allah's wing imshalla
dump
>>46591088Cute
Burp
I like Parcheesi. Although I don't know how to play, y'know?
barf
bruh
Sarpee
>>46599186Parsee with freckles is super cute
bum
ugly
>>46621234FFFFFFGGGHHHHH
>>46609903That she is!
>>46621234ur mom
Am I a bad person if I only like parmesan for her sex appeal?
>>46626085Yes. You need to give the rest of her a chance as well. Though her personality may seem a bit grating at times, I'm sure once you give her a chance and get to know her, you'll see that she in fact has many gouda qualities about her. You'll grow fondue of her as I have! After all, she's just a provolonely girl who's down and blue, in search of a cultured gentleman. Plus, her sense of fashion is real sharp!
>>46566506Lovely passionate day with Parsee!
Parsqueezy!~<3
>>46643837Fat fuck should learn how to exercise.
>>46643983Rude. Parcheesi is beautiful no matter her size.
