Life ain't easy for a soft tender young man with a heart of gold in a world of evil women.
it's pretty easy
>>46551643Can you fix her or will she make you worse?
>>46552270¿Porque no los dos?
>>46552270She uses fetuses as danmaku, Anon, what do you think.
>>46556025what else are you going to do with all those fetus?
>>46552270Not only will you become worse but when you're dead, she will fuck your dead bodySmash.
>>46556770Even if you kill yourself she still won't let you go. There's no escape. What a lovely woman.
>>46552270She will absolutely 100% make you worse and there is literally no way you can make her better. Her being an extremely powerful taoist has the added terrible implication that for her being evil is the most effortless, natural state to be in. She's a 100% stone cold psychopath. She would torment you for 10 000 years without second thought if she thought it would benefit her somehow.
Seiga will either turn you into a jianshi or a clone of her. Stay away from her.
>>46557034At best she will just transgender you like she did with Prince Shotoku.
>>46556908I'm simply too pure for her corruption.
>>46556908i'll be nice to her and she'll play along for 60-70 years as an amusement
>>46557145If you were that pure, what on earth could you possibly want from her?
>>46557173What I want from her? I want to defeat that evil taoist! I want to engulf her in my flames of justice, not out of spite, but for necessity, for Gensokyo! I'll never lose to evil pussy!
>>46557341>I'll never lose to evil pussy!In the end, Anon could not win against evil pussy.
>>46556908>She would torment you for 10 000 years without second thought if she thought it would benefit her somehow.Not even that. Seiga would torture you on a whim, she's a chaotic force of madness and evil who left her life to pursue Taoism for no apparent reason. An unstable, dangerous woman who can one day get attached to you and shower you with love and the next decide to subject your body to every violation only a sick mind could envision after thousands of years of unchecked wickedness, only to revive your stitched up corpse in a cruel mockery of the man you once were and become another one of her projects. Seiga Kaku does not do things for evil nor good, she does them for her own amusement, for in a world filled with the monsters who hunted man for generations in the past, she alone gets the title of wicked.In summary, the perfect woman, Seiga Nyan Nyan best girl.
>>46557495>left her life to pursue Taoism for no apparent reasonI was under the impression that her father abandoned her to become a taoist hermit. He left behind one of his books on Taoism and thus gave Seiga a very unique flavor of daddy issues. So not really no apparent reason, but I do agree, your characterization of her as a force of chaos that just amuses herself is very fitting.
>>46557406Maybe... He didn't want to win against the evil pussy?No one can beat the evil pussy, everyone knows this. Therefore I can conclude he simply wanted to goad miss meow meow into raping him. What a little gremlin!
Byakuren hands wrote this>>46556908>>46557495
I love her and the wickedness
You should also keep in mind that Taoists believe that men should ejaculate only 7 times a years. She would cum-control you like you wouldn't believe if she miraculously somehow actually liked you.
>>46557834isn't that for the mans wellbeing? i don't think seiga would mind extracting some extra qi
>>46557834>edges you for ~2 months straight >literally bathes in your cum after the rawest, most animalistic hours long sex of your life
>>46557834I'm starting to believe you people are only saying this to be funny. She CANT be that bad. Sure she can be a bit devious but I really doubt she's pure evil. I bet she's just misunderstood
>>46557841>isn't that for the mans wellbeing?Yes, hence she would do it only if she liked you. Like wanted to further what she thinks are your best interests. >i don't think seiga would mind extracting some extra qiShe's probably like the cum-vampire of Gensokyo, slipping every night into some villager's house and sucking him dry while he sleeps. Why do you think she wanted so hard to cultivate the power to pass through walls? It's like that one fairy doujin but it's one woman causing the birthrate of Gensokyo to collapse. >>46557842It's not that I can't see the appeal on some level, I just want people to seriously think of the implications here.
>>46557889>It's not that I can't see the appeal on some level, I just want people to seriously think of the implications here.people will think of the implications and get a boner, Anon. It's inevitable.
>>46557865guess where this squishy little fella is going.
>>46557865It's real though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices>some Taoists contend that one should never ejaculate>Cunnilingus was believed to be ideal by preventing the loss of semen and vaginal liquidsI suppose it's not too bad if you like eating pussy though.
>>46558044>Cunnilingus was believed to be ideal by preventing the loss of semen and vaginal liquids>every night of every day, eating her evil pussyGod, I wish it could be me...
>>46557034>turn you into a jianshi or a clone of her.I got a little hard reading this Jesus fuck I'm toastedSeiga won't need to "ruin" me at all cause you fuckers already did all the hard work
>>46557999Into the cradle you dumbass>>46558044That I do understand but I am starting to believe she's not evil and the whole "evil woman" shtick is blown out of proportion
the sex demon and (You)
>>46558057Oh Anon...you'd make a really good husband for some middle-aged thrice divorced, once suspiciously widowed Chinese woman who is involved in some herbal remedy scam.
>>46558088is she remotely this cute?
>>46558100Yes, maybe she will even do her hair like that and wear clothes like Seiga has if you are a good boy and help her launder substantial amounts of money.
>>46558116>a cute, dominating cosplaying misunderstood wife>we do mischevious deeds togetherwhat more could a man ask for? Get yourself a Chinese wife, boys!
>>46558137Where can I find one ? My local graveyard is usually empty
this thread stinks of chinese glow
>>46558144usually doesn't mean always, and the likelihood of you finding a cute chinese misunderstood woman is much higher in a chinese graveyard. The solution? Move to China to be your wife.
>>46558073She eats human fetuses anon, the title of wicked is not a prank or a ruse.
>>46558175You're lying , I know you are.
>>46558175Thankfully I am not a fetus
>>46558171What province should I go to ? Is there any you recommend ?
>>46558201don't listen to him evil women, chinese women and especially poor evil chinese women are not worth your time!
>>46558216Where do you recommend I find a mature (hag) wife then ?
>>46558175human, the superior being, eats baby chickens; baby cows, pigs and what notyoukai, the superior being above humans, eat baby humansthat's just how nature works, Anon, no need to be mad.
>>46558175what would you do if you had a bunch of fetuses?throw them away? how wasteful
>>46558245S-seiga remember everyone can see what you sayFor the love of god don't say anything really bad
>>46558245ButYoukai are born from humans, they can't be superior.
>>46558289She's not even a youkai, she's a human hermit, which makes it worse.
>>46557842NEED
>>46557834>if she miraculously somehow actually liked youWhat kind of man does she like exactly? Asking for myself.
>>46558336Call her young and say you hate Buddhists
>>46558336Soft tender young men with a heart of gold and lots of righteousness.
>>46558257there's nothing wrong with holding hands before marriage.
>>46558336a man that'll fight for dominance. She enjoys breaking them apart, but God will the sex be otherworldly.
>>46558336
Do not get into a relationship with Seiga!She's all take and no give, and will expect you to provide for her needs as she gives nothing in return!She'll rope you into her helping her with her evil deeds so she can pin the blame on you!She'll pervert your body and mind with her magic to enslave you and turn you into her ideal partner!She doesn't care about the "consent" thing!She's generally a rotten person that does horrible things!
>>46557834At that point I'd just want her to turn me into a girl like Miko. 7 is way too low
>>46558485>She's all take and no give, and will expect you to provide for her needs as she gives nothing in return!I'LL GIVE YOU MY EVERYTHING>She'll rope you into her helping her with her evil deeds so she can pin the blame on you!I'LL ALWAYS TAKE THE FALL FOR YOU>She'll pervert your body and mind with her magic to enslave you and turn you into her ideal partner!I'LL BE MY BEST VERSION WHEN I AM WHAT SEIGA BELIEVES TO BE THE BEST VERSION OF MYSELF>She doesn't care about the "consent" thing!I'LL NEVER TELL SEIGA 'NO'>She's generally a rotten person that does horrible things!I'LL LOVE HER ANYWAY!
>>46557788I can't believe Byakuren considers Seiga Nyan Nyan to be the perfect woman!
>>46558604Perfect evil woman*
I'll be honest with you all. I don't think Seiga is as evil as you all make her out to be. Maybe she does some shady things but nothing like how you depict it, and she certainly wouldn't turn you into a zombie or a girl. I bet if I just showed her kindness and friendship she'd come around and become a nicer person too. Now, I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm pretty well known for ny kindness and politeness. Rest assured Gensokyo, I can and will make Seiga a good person with friendship, patience, love, and understanding!
>>46558782she loves to rape your type.
>>46558832Rape is wrong! You need consent before you do any lovemaking!Don't worry, I can call in backup for this one. The other hermit, Kasen can help me explain the concept of consent to Seiga and why it's important!
>>46558782The power of friendship is unbeatable. I believe in you!
>>46558782>>46558832>>46559786What if one (poorly deluded) young boy ended up saving Gensokyo from Seiga's mischief by unwittingly becoming her sole target in his foolish attempt to make her not evil through friendship and niceness and all those silly things only naive idealistic young schoolboys believe?
>>46558461Hi-You makes some pretty intimate smut that makes the 2hu's have a bit more character then unwilling rape-bait #25, too bad he post little of it and less gets even translated.
>>46558507Yeah, that'd you want, but since it's Seiga we are talking about you are now a girl but with dick and balls. Everyone on 4chan calls you a troon and you still have to cum retent for mommy Seiga.
Seiga, your thread is about to die! Revive it!
>>46566145Not even Miss Nyan Nyan could pull that off
>>46566145She prefers them dead
Guys I need help how do I become Seigas favorite Jiangshi ?
>>465663131) Nice muscles2) Flat forehead (easier to stick the talisman on)3) Big cock, she likes ones that curve upwards4) Looks like her late husband's2 out of these 4 are a must, the best if you can do 3. 4 is impossible.>>46566249Nyan nyan...
>>46566403Jie shu le
>>46551643>live in a world where everyone is looking for themselves>live in a world filled with sadness, hatred, and the like>live in a world where everyone pushes goody two shoes attitude while murdering and betraying each other>live in a world where there are beings that can massacre an angry polar bear with their bare hands as easy as you can crush a worm, said beings are also as assholish as your human brethern, just with the capacity of doing more evil thanks to superpowers or something>find way to suck less, now you can strike on your own, and only on your own>the world hates you because you are giving it back what it taught you"Success is jealousies mother, as the saying goes."
>>46558782She isn't any more evil than the average fantasy lich. Every morally reprehensible choice she has made was in service to herself and extending her lifespan. This isn't to say she is a good person, just that she wouldn't hurt anyone unless it was somehow to her benefit to do so.
>>46566741Yet, some men still manage to remain virtuous in such a world. Great men, with unwavering hearts, with ironclad determination to help others. Commendable, aren't they? Seiga loves such men.
>>46566924All is right with the world.
>>46566924Cute post, but what I meant with my post is that it is easy to shit on Seiga for being a jackass when everyone is selfish and would act like her if they left the pretending behind>Seiga loves such menI bet miss Nyan Nyan doesn't care
>>46566924Evil women do attract the righteous, don't they?
>>46567049my poor little heart will be devastated when she hits it and quits it in an unforgettable experience
>>46567049Using dead fetuses as danmaku is a bit worse than usual.>Nyan Nyan wouldn't care.Oh, she would. She'd love that. Not because she admires it, but because she wants to break him.
>>46567141>Using dead fetuses as danmaku is a bit worse than usualIts kill or be killed in life, nothing personal, at least she isn't killing them after being born, like many step parents and animals do>but because she wants to break himSeiga is an egoist to the extreme, she doesn't go out of her way to corrupt others (unless she can gain something from it) because there is no reason to. If she saw one of the very few people who went out of their way to help others, she will either ignore them, or take advantage of them
>>46567242>that picpure, unadulterated evil.
I want to hug her, I bet she gives the nicest of hugs
>>46574603Canonically so!
>>46577307>the talismansITS A TRAP
Evil? Miss Seiga Nyan Nyan?! Impossible, how could such a cute old lady be malicious?
>>46595905Play dead in front of her,you'll see
>>46597289She only dose that to bring those poor souls home. Nice try Buddhist minion
>>46551643>The mere existence of this woman makes everyone seethe in GensokyoThat's one hell of a achievement
>>46595905Why is she doing the jerking motion?
>>46611542She's thinking about draining your qi
>>46595905Seiga is not evil. Anyone that thinks morals in Gensokyo are that simple is a retard
>>46619425fucking HELL I want to know why the evil hermit has such heavenly milkers.
>>46619710Qi is stored in the boobs in women
>>46618358real talk: we are trying to morally criticize people who live in a different plane of understanding than humans
Where does the "Seiga uses dead fetuses as magic and danmaku" come from?
>>46633774Names of her Spell Cards reference it. Whether she's actually using fetuses for realsies is, of course, left unsaid.
>>46556908>those lipsMy fucking dick...
What would Seiga post here or do if she saw this thread?
>>46633815Seiga might be wicked, but if it's really just based on the name of the spell card, it might actually be reference to a taoist belief that you can develop a kind of immortal version of yourself and it begins it's life as a kind of an embryo in you. >>46639448Anon, surely you aren't fantasizing of feeding your precious life energies to her in a very literal sense?
>>46639548Sorry... I already did it three times...
>>46639513Is she even real?
>>46647897One of many 2hus based on real people.
>>46647897Most 3DPD women are 2x eviler than Seiga.
Nah, you guys are wrong. She's a great friend of Tojiko-sama and Futo-sama, and any friend of theirs is a good person at heart. I just know it.
>>46651025Tits
>>46657060Futo lacks them...
>>46552270She makes you worse
Why did she need all my jewelry and money?
