Can /jp/ have a good Seija thread for once?
no.
>>46582037Define "good" when it comes to threads whose main event consist of the manifestation of infernal lust towards your favorite 2hu
>>46582294Forgot pic related
>>46582037No, she sucks and she doesnt deserve anything good.
>>46582037Is this a roundabout way of asking for a bad Seija thread?
>>46582481Dumbjaku
>>46582037Yeah!
What exactly makes for a good Seija thread?
>>46589860The NTR discussions and her obsession with betraying anyone that gets close to her.
More like Gayja
More like Lameja
Stop making fun of my wife.
NTRja more like
>>46589860These >>46589916 >>46596836
>>46596840Oh. The thread must be pretty good currently then.
Go back to Finland.
>>46597021I never left.
>>46597025:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now keep this thread from going to shit.
I LOVE THE AMANOJAKU!
>>46599162And she loves that you love her!Makes it easy for her to take advantage of you.
>>46582037Only if it involves the wife seija series
>>46599286forgot my pic
>>46599293Who's kid is that?
>>46596863Good for her and the cuck.
>>46599409(You)r kid, for Seija is (You)r wife
>>46599409100% guarantee she doesn't even know.
>>46599293>ARNUSI
>>46599293>CHADnusi
https://rentry.org/lustamanojakuI started writing this when the old thread was up based on some discussions there about how she would be yandere about guys who hate her and how she would try to bait them to violate her. That thread died before I was done with it, but I went back and finished it.
>>46599281Thats a win. Taken advantage of or not, Ill still love her and do anything for her
meido
>>46604423I think if word got out that you were a youkai fucker, the only thing that would happen is reimu, sanae, or marisa would swiftly be around to 'correct' you (get you addicted to human pussy again)
>>46605509I admit, the whole set-up only works in some flavour of Grimsokyo... But shrine maidens being used to "correct" men having sex with youkai is a pretty good story idea, I think. Not sure why Marisa would get involved, but considering that shrine maides were historicaly occasionally engaged in some sort of temple prostitution it would work with Sanae or Reimu. Perhaps a wholesome take on it could be that the young heir of some wealthy merchant family has one-sided love affair with some youkai (Seija is actually very good for this role) and one of the shrine maides is called to "dispel" the "youkai curse" because the family is afraid they'll soon have a half-youkai illegitimate child to worry about. Upon investigation it turns out there is no "curse", and the only cure is to demonstrate the power of human pussy.
>>46609057With a hidden route to resist the vile h*m*n w*m*n to ultimately stay with your true love?
>>46609338Oh anon, the moral of the story is that the best cure for one-sided love is getting laid. Besides, if the true love is Seija, it's hopeless. She hates to be loved and loves to be hated. Only a really terrible turn of events can lead to the bedroom or a "relationship" with such a creature.
>>46609057marisa's just as much a youkai extermination specialist as reimu is, so it's not that far from normal for her to be involved in stuff like thatof course she's a womanlet with no good feminine qualities, so you'll probably not get much out of her compared to reimu who's ability to float means she'll make you cum your soul out of your dick
>>46609581Yeah but she is a youkai exterminator, not a shrine maiden and she doesn't seem like the type of woman to fuck some random failson to help him get over his youkai pussy blues. I have really hard time imagining her doing anything else but being all "get over it lol ze" to the poor guy, throwing out a light show in front of his parents and then skedadling away with the money before they realize that the "curse" still persists. I mean, I think Marisa is rather adorable but this is totally what she'd do in this case. Now Reimu would totally get involved because she is broke, has probably sold her body before and sex with her indeed would probably be phenomenal. It's a shame there is so little media that explores the full implications of her float through life thing when it comes to the bedroom.
>>46604423Pretty nice, but I do have some complaints.>Seija almost hisses out loud as she imagines the couple exchanging kisses, or worse, joining their bodies together! The thought is unbearable!Joining their bodies together should be the first thing she thinks of, followed by them kissing being the worse thing. Kissing being the thing she thinks is worse also works as a comedic element, as an Amanojacku she has a somewhat inverted sense of morality and propriety, so the more pure and romantic act is distressing to her.When Seija hatches her plan, I think it's good to tell us her thought process and actions more in depth, preferribly while she preparing her plan something like I've written bellow.--Seija weighs her options. Eventually she hatches a plan and sneaks to her stash of Cheat Items that she keeps in a remote back alley of the human village. She digs out the Self-Binding Cheat Rope and sprays on plentiful amounts of the Perfume of Irresistible Arousal. She feels a tingle of excitement as she makes her way towards the man's house, hopping quietly from rooftop to rooftop. Soon enough she reaches her destination, a two-story house that has been half-empty since the man's parents died in a Youkai attack a year ago.Seija weighs her options, just how she can sabotage this man's relationship, break him and that village skank apart. Thinking back to her stash of the cheat items she runs the possibilities through her head, before she gets it; a terrible, awful, no good, and perfectly Amanojaku type idea.Knowing she only has a short period of time to enact her plan, Seija disappears in a flash of red, white, and black, Seija races through the village, jumping over houses and across roofs, darting through alleyways, and narrowly avoiding the sight of the human villagers.With a thump she bounds through the window of an abandoned house, and in two more bounds has a burlap sack, her “stash” of cheat items, in her hands. Among it’s contents, a self binding rope.-->Seija weights her options.should be>Seija weighs her options.If you need help with proof reading, Grammerly, even the free version and Google docs can help. Just be aware, Grammerly, especially the free version can be a bit weird so you shouldn't blindly accept it's correction.Also Seija, shouldn't call Byakuren a Boddhisatva, but should call her a witch. Calling Byakuren a witch calls her out on her hypocrisy while insulting her, and Boddhisatava is probably too respectful for Seija to think about, additionally I don't think Seija would know much about Buddhism.Anyways, I appreciate the short, I didn't seriously give the prompt any thought even though I discussed it with others in the last thread, but effort posting should always be praised.Also, it's the romantic in me, but I'd prefer a longer form story with less immediate escalation.
>>46604423This is amazing.
Seija is......mid
>>46609822Thanks for the feedback. >Kissing being the thing she thinks is worse also works as a comedic elementYou're probably right here, I was mostly thinking myself that since the couple was experiencing true love towards each other the sex wouldn't be just fucking but something more, making it even more disgusting to Seija than just kissing. >I think it's good to tell us her thought process and actions more in depthGood point. >If you need help with proof reading, Grammerly, even the free version and Google docs can help.I know this is ridiculous but I feel really ashamed to put my smut into any kind of proof-reading program lmao. I should get over that considering I'm ESL too... > Boddhisatava is probably too respectful for Seija to think aboutYeah I didn't think of this too much to be honest, I just thought that since she loves bad things and hates good things she would use something like that as an insult...but that would make the "whore of a" preceding that out of character, so eh. >additionally I don't think Seija would know much about Buddhism.Perhaps, but I felt there might be some sort of cultural osmosis going on, particularly as the amanojako are depicted as being interested in corrupting humans in the real life mythologies. > I didn't seriously give the prompt any thought even though I discussed it with others in the last thread, but effort posting should always be praised.I really didn't inted to write anything of this lenght first but I got really, really carried away writing a reply and soon enough it was too long to post and then I decided I should just write a short and edit it...but obviously it was a good discussion! >Also, it's the romantic in me, but I'd prefer a longer form story with less immediate escalation.Hardly anything romantic in this terrible and vile story!! But yes, this could have been longer, but I also feel like this worked as a shorter thing. I have some longer stuff in the works, but that's not within the scope of this thread. >>46610284Thanks. I had good inspiration, it was really fun to try to think how tf does this gremlin end up having sex out of her own will.
>>46609581Marisa bullies lost
>>46597021The fins are busy hoarding listening to yuna snooze and hoarding cosplay for their mug collections
>>46582481This is most likely their intention
>>46610511Is there anything worse for an Amanojaku besides being described in a neutral manner or in a way that describes being average.
>>46614926Interesting question. She certainly feels like someone who doesn't want to be ignored.
>>46620187attentionwhore lmao
So, is this a good Seija thread?
>>46620187Thats why she cant leave the poor fishermen alone. They are too focused on their fishing and she sees them as a challenge.
>>46620645Can she beat Yukari in an attentionwhore contest, though?
>>46620767The world would end if they did a contest like that with how far they'd both go
Oyakodon with the Amanojaku!
Too soon for this thread to die
>>46636514dying early is an amanojaku classic
>>46636514How delighted she looks!
>>46639349The horniest sprite Zun ever drew. He really had special feelings for this critter.
>>46639365Wrong, he made her just for me.
Suited up.
>>46643863No, he made her to be a common use slut and a punching bag.
>>46648174How cute. Does she want to reverse the gender roles now too?
>>46648411So she impregnates men?
>>46648448I don't know, are her powers strong enough to defy biology like that?
>>46648489We can only speculate, unfortunately we don't have in Anons in gensokyo who can investigate.
>>46648529I volunteer for the role of the guy that gensokyos himself for science.
>>46648200Well she's a willing slut so its okay.
>>46648448I don't think that's what "reversed gender ROLES" means. You're thinking of reversed genders.If only roles were to switch it would mean that women would be the perverts that want sex 24/7 and men would be the backstabbing bitches that control individual women. Men would be the ones who stay in the safety of their home and women would go to wars and fight each other... Hmm...Ooor maybe that's how it already is in Gensokyo and it would simply mean that reversed gender roles means that men would be the horndogs and fighters?
>>46648890I was thinking more in the lines of her pegging me but we got a real social scientist on this board it seems
