Yuyuko, Reimu and KaguyaEverything else is headcanon
Hisami is canonically beautiful>You said you're a shikome, but you're not ugly at all!
>>46583689Calling someone not ugly is hardly praising their looks.
>>46583785>Beautiful Stalker of Hell
>>46583619You forgot Eirin.>ReimuWhat? She's just an ordinary cute girl.
>>46583894I can't remember where Eirin was stated to be beautiful
>>46583619>those belts on pic relNever thought Tokiame is a Nomura's fan.
>>46584116always has been, everyone gets belts in random places when he's involved. He did it in 17.5 too
Hisami :)
>>46583619The Lovely Visitor from Hell says she's prettier than Kokoro.
>>46583619I wonder how long Kaguya's hair is
>>46587274Probably either as long as her knees. Any longer and it would be an inconvenience
>>46583619Every anon on /jp/
>>46583619>KaguyaWell obviously, her whole legend is about that
>>46589830But really me specifically
>>46583619Everyone except the hags
>>46583619How to get any of these 2hus>YuyukoBe a great cook and an intelligent person >ReimuBe rich and handsome>KaguyaFind the One Piece
>>46583619I understand Kaguya but when were Yuyuko and Reimu referred to as beautiful?
I think you're forgetting someone
>>46593029Not canon
>>46592419I would do all of those for myself, never for anyone else.I still don't understand the people that want to marry a 2hu.
>>46596543Have you asked youself why you dont want to marry a 2hu ?
>>46596559I don't find them attractive or desirable, want to meet some of them, but not even become friends. And I not even think of having relations with them.
>>46596543Anon is the man who will become King of the Pirates!!!
>>46596727W-what?
>>46596900>>46596543>I would do all of those for myself>>46592419>How to get any of these 2hus>Kaguya>Find the One Piece
>>46592419Okay but how do I get Eirin ?
>>46596982be Tsukuyomi
>>46596988>be TsukuyomiFuck any other options ?
>>46592419>Yuyuko>Being skilled enough to follow her hunger and intellectMy cooking skills are inversionally proportionate to my intelligence, and I am dumb as a showel's ass.>Reimu>Le me neither rich or handsomeIt's over...>Kaguya>Find the One PieceFuck it, we ball!>>46596982>How do I get EirinBe the fire that melt her cold heart and the light that keep her demons away. (Really, REALLY, hard but not impossible with enough motivation.)
>>46596982I can somewhat imagine other 2hus being interested in love and being in romantic relationships but I could never imagine Eirin being in one. She just doesn't seem like the type whatsoever
>>46596982>EirinIf Touhou was a dating sim, Eirin would probably be the hardest character to romance. Yes, even harder then the Watasuki Sister who live in the moon (nearly impossible to get to), think of all loving things on Earth as inferior (from where you are) and would instantly teleport bach any entity from earth that get to the moon (you include), dislike all impurities (something you have loads off) and are married (you are not either of the husbands).That's how hard Eirin is to get
>>46597105>Be the fire that melt her cold heart and the light that keep her demons away. (Really, REALLY, hard but not impossible with enough motivation.)One way , so far way. It shall be done>>46597114>She just doesn't seem like the type whatsoeverEverybody loves somebody sometimeEverybody falls in love somehow
>>46597179That's the way anon! Never give up!
>>46596982Why would you want to get a person like her?Why would you even want to get a 2hu in the first place?!I don't understand!
>>46597308>Why would you want to get a person like her?Something about her is just nice and beautiful. Not to mention something tells me that under those layers of ice and cold there is something beautiful>Why would you even want to get a 2hu in the first place?!Wouldn't you want to get a 2hu if given the chance ?
>>46597353>Something about her is just nice and beautiful. Not to mention something tells me that under those layers of ice and cold there is something beautifulThere is nothing beautiful in people! And even worse in cold sociopaths!>Wouldn't you want to get a 2hu if given the chance ?NO! Never!
>>46597353yeah, break through all those layers of ice and professional detachment and you get to the sociopath that murdered who knows how many lunar emissaries in order to prevent kaguya from being taken back to the moon
>>46597376She also might have murdered the 'Guyas adoptive parents
>>46597376I seriously don't understand people that want to have a sociopath wife.I hate evil people, I would slaughter them if they get close to me.
>>46597363>There is nothing beautiful in people! And even worse in cold sociopaths!I don't think she feels nothing. I'm sure that she dose feel something but its heavily repressed. Keep in mind she is very very Loyal to Kaguya it would be stupid to say she doesn't feel any motherly feeling to her. I'm sure she plays up this cold stoic leader role to keep morale up high and give reassurance to her subordinates that everything is under control, but even giants weep. >>46597376I still think there is a heart in there somwhere
>>46597419she almost definitely didthat all happens at the same time in the myth, the lunar emissaries come down, kaguya says farewell to her adoptive parents, loses her memory/empathy/whatever the fuck I don't remember and goes back to the moonso here, eirin kill the emissaries, killed the parents, and secreted kaguya (who maybe lost her memory when she was sent down there in the first place? ZUN just sort of handwaved that part) off to the bamboo forest of the lost
>>46597425I just don't believe she's a Psychopath. Unless I'm missing something in which case fair game.
>>46597426You still don't get it, don't you?Eirin is a Lunarian, Lunarians come from humans - Humans are garbage.Trusting anyone else enough to marry is a suicide, a suicide with a bittersweet sauce.Romantic love is foolish - I don't understand people that want to have someone else in their lives, someone to care and love.It is pure garbage, love is evil, passionate evil.But, I can't stop you ... Maybe you will succeed, maybe not, and if not, I will be there to see, and tell to your corpse:"It was worth it?"
>>46597469It is hard to see at first, isn't it?But, you will see, and when you see.You will tear your eyes off.
>>46597511I figured you were probably autistic (actually autistic not internet autistic) and this seems to be proving itif you can't understand other people in the first place how do you expect to understand why other people want specific people
>>46597511Say you haven't been in a relationship without saying you haven't been in a relationship >>46597522Ignorance is bliss sometimes eh ?
>>46597535I don't understand romantic love, seriously.I think trusting anyone else is incredibly stupid, and marrying alone was a cruel idea.Is that bad?
>>46597566Yes
>>46583619Headcanon or not I don't care...Yorihime is the pinnacle of beauty and she shine brighter than Amaterasu!
>>46597592Why?
>>46597610Everything in this world was built out of love for something or someone ; person , idea , group , nation. To say Romantic love is stupid and marriage is a cruel idea just tells me you haven't really experienced love hence why you dont belive in it and that is perfectly understandable . You should try and get some of it . It really isn't that bad
>>46597561>Say you haven't been in a relationship without saying you haven't been in a relationshipAnd WHAT'S so good about a relationship? I had chances of being in one, and I rejected them all. I absolutely dislike the idea of having anyone else to care about, the unique people I care for are my family and no more.
>>46597637Oh, well, if you say it like that, I can understand.
>>46597660Isn't that love as well ? Why do you think having someone you can rely on and who can rely on you is a bad thing ?
>>46597685... I was "betrayed" once.
>>46597704I understand.
>>46592419Okay but how do I get the GOAT
>>46597727...who?
>>46597746>...who?
>>46597758Sorry but I don't remember random fodder and those who are irrelevantHow about making a name for yourself? You know, like Kogasa did
>>46600248Imagine being less relevant then fucking Kogasa
>>46600288Kogasa is extremely relevant, cute and helpful!
>>46592419Nonsense. In order to get with Yuyuko, you need to marry Youmu. Yuyuko's boundless desire to tease her gardener will eventually escalate towards barging in during sex and getting herself pregnant.Reimu wants someone who is both easygoing and hard-working.Don't expect her to be super wifely, though. She's quite subdued and mostly shows affection by being by your side as she drinks tea.And as for Kaguya, nobody quite knows what sort of man could truly capture her heart. Wealth and status clearly do not matter to her, as we see in the rejection of her suitors, but we know little about what would make her happy.Though in her case the more important part is needing to survive Eirin. You'd need to be immensely lucky or super intelligent to even get that far.
>>46601619>Wealth and status clearly do not matter to her, as we see in the rejection of her suitors, but we know little about what would make her happy.Let me share you the wisest wisdom I ever heard wisely: when in doubt, make her laugh. Women love funny guys.
>>46601732>Women love funny guysNo wonder I am alone.
>Characters that are canonical beautiful It comes with being a fox.
>>46604015Has she ever been referred to as beautiful in any of the official materials ?
>>46604065Her species are beautiful and they only become more beautiful with age (growing more tails), just look up anything kitsune related. The shit guys will do to get in their pants is astonishing and that's just from first sight. Other than that she has a spellcard that lets her channel a love and fertility goddess (Channeling Dakiniten). There's also the fact that she may or may not be Tamamo no Mae who is in fact described as the most beautiful but that's still speculative.
>>46604065Oh and i forgot to mention...how the fuck did you just gloss over what i posted at first? Like holy shit i cant think of any touhou with these proportions! That should be your answer. >>46604015
>>46584083She's a goddess, they're all hot without exception
>>46604424Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that Eirin is one
>>46583619her official art does give the implication that she's absolutely gorgeous, especially in comparison with the others in the same artstyle.
>>46605606she is LITERALLY the girl of your dreamsfor me it's never 'gorgeous' that comes to mind, but rather 'handsome'
>>46605669>she is LITERALLY the girl of your dreamsheh, good catch>'handsome'isn't that more used especifically for males?
>>46605717There's such thing as handsome ladies.
>>46605717handsome works fine for women too, though sometimes it can be hard to quantify exactly what makes a woman handsomethis yukari picture for example is in the handsome ladies pool on danbooru
>>46605795>>46605802Calling a woman ''handsome'' is an insult. I get the feeling you two have a loose definition of what ''gender'' means.
>>46606020you need to stop making things up to get angry abouthandsome is a word that has nothing to do with gender
>>46606020>Calling a woman ''handsome'' is an insult>(of a woman) striking and imposing rather than conventionally pretty
>>46606505You're god damn right.>>46606098This aya needs to be toungue kissed passionately. I volunteer.
>>46583619Reimu says Mystia is the most beautiful in the world
Which 2hus would fall for someone that's simply cool?
>>46604065Indirectly by having her be a kitsune: the OG supernatural waifu
>>46607260Cool is relativeWhat would be cool to a pre-meiji era jap
>>46606098Aya my boy!!!
>>46583619What about Characters that are canonical ugly?
>>46608094Everyone from the underground.
>>46608094Me
>>46608147You're cute.
>>46583619I get Kaguya but when has Reimu and Yuyuko been referred to as such?
>>46608094My man
>>46608773Lies and slander.
>>46583619I will impregnate all three of them
>>46605795The Prince used to be a boy though
>>46614753So did you. Now you are a handsome man.
>>46606579Problem is she eats people.
>>46615366And Yuyuko eats her.So if she eats you (people) and Yuyuko ears her, does that mean that you eat Yuyuko?
>>46615394>So if she eats you (people) and Yuyuko ears her, does that mean that you eat Yuyuko?I never tried to eat Yuyuko. Guess there's only one way to find out...
Tenko is also described as beautiful in Canon
>>46616346Was the one describing Tenko as beautiful Tenko herself?
>>46614753Boys can be girls, just like the guy who's been clinging to that kitsune's tails all the time nowadays. She turns him into a girl every night with only her fingers.
>>46617322Based & transpilled. Straight people btfo.
>>46583619I was also called beautiful by ZUN thus I'm on the same tier as Yuyuko, Kaguya and Reimu
>>46616714You don't trust her?
>>46621946I'm sorry Tenshi but if you don't have a source to backup your claim then I can't believe
>>46608773I unironically wanna see this guy come back.
>>46618733Quit shitposting and do your fucking job, stupid shinigami.
Tenko... lying is bad
>>46623001Me too
>>46606579When does she say this? I checked PoFV and Reimu only says that Mystia looks weird.
>>46592419>>Kaguya>Find the One PieceSounds good to me, I'll be gathering a crew then. See you in 2+ years!!!!
>>46601619>Reimu wants someone who is both easygoing and hard-working.>Don't expect her to be super wifely, though. She's quite subdued and mostly shows affection by being by your side as she drinks tea.That sounds perfectI want to marry Reimu now
>>46633894A life with Reimu as you're wife sounds very carefree and relaxing.
>>46583619I thought that was Yorihime for a second. She really is moon Reimu
>>46617322Ran is such a pervert
Mamizou's tail is described by ZUN as being beautiful.
>>46652382I don't doubt it.
Eternity bros won
>>46652382That's my future coat.
>>46623001>>46630306I want this guy to start regularly showing up at Reimu's shrine and helping out, slowly wriggling into Reimu's good graces.
