Yeah, I like Youmu.
>>46603928I will break up her glasses.
Youki's used goods
>>46603928Get back in the kitchen Youmu
>>46603936You dare lay a single fucking finger on her, if even so much as a fly brushes a single hair out of place because of you I will bend your knees forward and make you walk like a pig in retribution.Youmu wouldn't approve of such methods, but I don't care if it means making an example of the sick fucks like you who'd take advantage of her kindness and make her cry (Or worse).
>>46604406I will break ur glasses 2
you can make her cry all you want, she's retarded and would forget it happened by the next day
>>46603928Cute murderer.
COCK!
>>46604406I will give you both you and Youmu a wedgie and tie your undies together.
>>46603928I miss when people didnt swing so much to the extreme, people either make Youmu more dense than Cirno or more serious than Meiling with no in between.
>>46604450>more serious than MeilingI don't think that's all that high a bar, she's not exactly known for her attention to her duties now.
>>46603928Youmu the slut!
>>46604458Thats a fanon thing, in canon Meiling does does her job and takes it seriously.
>>46604439I don't like the Youmu Yukkuri that much because I have little to no desire to inflict untold suffering upon it for 6 months to a year.
>>46604480sorry anon, but she's always been a slackerI didn't even include the bit two pages before this in CDS where Orin says that she's heard from others that the gate is wide open almost every day and Meiling is nowhere to be seen
>>46604574I hate when fanon shit bleeds into canon.
>>46604489
>>46604651See, I'd smash one if it was annoying but I wouldn't draw out its suffering, know what I mean?
>>46604427Youmu might be dumb but she's not Koishi level dumb
>>46604450This
>>46604775Yeah, shes like Reimu, but instead of lazy shes an airhead.
>>46604651Everyday, Several Yukkuris are abused around the world for taking it easyEnd Yukkuri Abuse now
>>46604906Yes. That violence should be inflicted upon the ones that aren't taking it easy.
I wish we had more of them together. Feels like it'd be a ton of fun interactions and sword autismo.
youmu made a new friend
She is kinda clingy.
>>46606821oh no
>>46609788And this kids is why you don't eat cheese before going to bed!
>>46606821Me on the right
youmu when I change the oxygen sensor on yuyukos car and it starts running better and the cel goes away
what happens if you choke her for too long during, you know, grappling practice? Does she die or become a complete ghost?
>>46609746What the FUCK is her problem?
>>46619493I choked her once during sparring.It was weird. She started making some funny noises, her face got all red, her legs and hips started to tremble, and I think she pissed herself a little because her underwear was soaking wet.
>>46619493I want to chokeslam Youmu through a table.
>>46619560She's stuck as the slave of a fat ghost, so she holds on to any man she can find.
>>46624560God I wish she was looking at me.
>>46619770>pissedyou sure it wasn't just alice wearing green?
>>46619770Anon that wasn't piss
How old you anons think youmu is?
>>46642799About 90
>>46642853what
>>46609788This is just an average day working for Yuyuko
>>46636227YUGE legs
>>46642799Physically, in her early 20s
>>46642799she was somewhere between 30 and 50 in IaMP (she says that she hasn't spent 50 years on sword skills yet because that's how long it takes to be able to cut air), but she does imply that she has spent the 30 years necessary to cut raingiven that was 20 years ago, she's between 50 and 70 now
>>46642799She's sexy, so about 9.
>>46645204what>>46645213Wtf I always though that she was some years below reimu and marisa, I know that she is half-ghost but I didn't even think like this...>>46645227good
>>46645274I've always assumed her to be mentally somewhere younger than reimu and marisa, but she ages weird because she's a half-phantom and has a pretty sheltered upbringing because she lives in the netherworld and didn't interact with people in the living world until PCB
How do I seduce Youmu?
>>46645390Even if its a headcanon I still thinks she is like 12-15 years old. I dont think that there is enough evidence to counter this
>>46645427Grab your katana and show her your sick tatami cutting skills.
>>46645227S-sauce?
>>46645945Komanest.
>>46645427Oh hey, it's that artist who traces aislop.
>>46603928Youmu after a long and hard day of beheading gachakikes and genshiniggers with a katana
>>46645213>given that was 20 years ago, she's between 50 and 70 now2hus don't age though, most of them will forever be 10-15, at least in appearance
who
>>46645427Fill up Yuyuko's stomach
>>46650570She relaxes by trying to seduce me???What a strange girl.
>>46652270no you inbred 4troon. She is dressed ceremonially in order to re-sharpen her swords (in order not to introduce and impurities and stuff). After that she continues her blessed crusade against the 4cuck and the gachashit
>>46603928cutest 2hu, scientifically speaking
>>46654685Himefags in shambles
>>46654685>>46654768Earthling cope headcanon
>>46654781Go take some aspirine, Kaguya
>>46654791Lunarians are indebatably whiter than Earthlings.
>>46654795Go back to Moongolia
>>46604450She's both at the same time like Sakuya can be.
>>46645445She drinks so she is at least 20
>>46646090This activates parenting instincts I didn't know I had.
>>46661157There's no drinking laws in Gensokyo.
Does anyone know the sauce of pic related, And yes I already tried NAO and the other image search sites.
>>46661838https://exhentai.org/g/699745/728502c98e/
>>46603928
>>46603928>half humanEww.
Cute retard
>>46654685How is it that someone with the most basic, common phenotype is also the most beautiful? Youmu is a nobody retard that no one cares about while Kaguya made all of japan her bitch just by coming to earth. Even Toyohime couldnt get a reaction like that when she came here. So many 2hus with a trillion different hair colors and eye colors and she overshadows almost all of them...
Yeah, I'm going to bump Youmu
>>46603928Good!
I want to give this bitch a wedgie and laugh at her.
>>46680916Meanwhile in the real world, Youmu topped the popularity poll.
