>>46606496I try and date the cute gatekeeper. All other answers are wrong. WRONG!!!
>>46606504But what if workplace relationships aren't permitted at the SDM? Also I want extra hugs for overtime
>>46606496turn into a fairyapply
>>46606535Remi doesn't know about those kinds of things and Sakuya is getting dick on the side too. YJK it.
>>46606535Forbidden love tastes better, anyway.
>>46606496I'm not a fairy, so what do you expect?
>>46606496Would they allow human butlers? I'm not a fairy.
>>46606496Stand at the entrance gate and try flirting with the applicants when they come by.
>>46606496I'm not a fairy.
become the new head maid
>apply despite not being fairy>get to wear cute maid outfit despite being male>free food and lots of moneyI am not gay btw
>>46607114I think Sakuya would notice that you're not a fairy.
>>46607144I think even Sakuya would notice he's a fairy
>>46607114You wouldn't make it past the gate, and even if Meiling was napping you'd be kicked out by Sakuya.
>>46607362I think if she kicks you out, it's obviously because you're not a fairy. They couldn't send you as a playmate to flan, else they break village contract rules and that's a nono
>>46606496Pfft, do I look like a fucking fairy? Hell no, stay the fuck away from that dress-wearing shithole.I have better things to do.
>>46607642>They couldn't send you as a playmate to flan, else they break village contract rules and that's a nonoWhat if I want to be her playmate? I'm fully aware about the risk.
>>46606496Much like the last guy to see an AFiEU advert, I write a several hundred thousand word fanfic about it.
>>46606496Being a human would probably be relegated to one of these:Guardsman (Meiling would be happy to work even less sense somone else can cover for her)Butler/Footman (Would be good but Sakuya would see it as competition and would probably be very angryHouse Steward If Im lucky but it would be an easy and well paying job. Probably give me enough time and freedom to dick around If Im able to rely on outside help id probably beg Yuuka to help me become a Gardener
What kind of salary would you prefer?
>>46612460>GardenerMeiling's already got that job, and the 'ka is... Less than helpful at the best of times.
>>46612510That but instead with Meiling or Sakuya >>46612518If Miss Meiling gardens like she guards im afraid to say she might need some help>and the 'ka is... Less than helpful at the best of times.If it takes me having to get CBT so I dont have to work then she is helpful.
>>46607114>I am not gay btwI'll let you in on something...SDM does NOT like cross dressing degenerates like you!
>>46612510I offer a year of free labour for a single night with Sakuya.
>>46606496Where the hell does that larping Romanian found the adult-sized fairy to be enslaved in the first place?
>>46613999>Sakuya>RomanianHow the fuck is this hot maid a Romanian?
>>46612510Goddamn, those are some lucky fairies.I also see the mischevious trio.
>>46606560The only dicks Sakuya sees are the ones from the humans she has to cook.
>>46612320is your name itou gen?if not where is this fanfic i want to scan my options
"Sir, the ad was for fairies only, now leave, i'm not going to ask again"
>>46606496I've never said it out loud until now but I hate my current job. I'd apply in a heartbeat.>>46606535At most, I'm going to flirt with koakuma and go out with her in secret. Other than that I'm going to look elsewhere.>>46614508I'm going to report you for exploitative labour practices including child labour, bonded labour and underpaying your staff.
>>46614508I'm not here for that, I'm here for the position of fairy breeder.
>>46614089I'm talking about her boss
What was fairies' motivation to work there? Free food?
>>46606560>Sakuya is getting dick on the side tooYeah from me. Still it's kinda annoying when she does fucks me in time stop whenever she feels horny.
>>46612279Then you sign a contract that your willing while Reimu watches over to make sure your weren't forced into that situation
>>46606496Why doesn't Remilia hire villagers?>They wouldn't comeOkay, but why doesn't she try to hire them?
>>46615375You aren't allowed to abuse the villagers
>>46615375Fairies work for free and the only actual labor she needs is Sakuya's. The Fairy Maids are just for show.
>>46615402>You aren't allowed to abuse the villagersYou aren't allowed to kill them. Abuse is fine.>>46615515She should get Sakuya a husband then. Won't be around forever.
>>46616268>She should get Sakuya a husband then. Won't be around forever.Sakuya can manipulate time so she probably could be around forever.Still if Sakuya needs a Husband then I'll gladly take that position
>>46616705>Still if Sakuya needs a Husband then I'll gladly take that positionBest thing Remi can offer you is a position in the kitchen. She just needs to know your blood type first. For medical purposes, of course.
Remilia recieved complaints about you from the fairy maids again.
>>46617021>You said you have masterful experience with molesting fairies! Do better!
>>46617021Ojou-sama, I have to check their underwear. It is very important that they follow their dress code.And yes, I need to do it multiple times a day.
>>46617210When you think about it, Remilia is basically a fairy herself, wings, tiny stature, flat chest.
>>46617021Hey, which one said I was playing favorites? I love all of them equally! You can't blame me for losing track of so many cute fairies!
>>46617021You wouldn't give me Sakuya so I had to made do with the fairies...
>>46617021The fairy maids? But I haven't done anything to them.All I have been doing outside of work is fucking Koakuma's brains out
>>46606496>You see this ad, what do?I don't remember disabling my adblocker
>>46617438>All I have been doing outside of work is fucking Koakuma's brains outExactly, you need to diversify your fucking more.
Working at the SDM is pretty fun, especially on Christmas. Lady Remilia always gives me a special gift when Christmas comes
>>46614548>>46617438you koafags are alright, you can stay
>>46617522What about Meilingurus?We're all on the same side here, right?
>>46617021>Mistress, I can't use danmaku to get rid of the witch when she tries to get in the library and fairies can never actually 'die' so I don't see the problem with using them as both shields and projectiles to drive the black-and-white away when she shows up when I'm on duty?
>>46617706The Friends of Fairies society will be getting in contact with you soon in response to several reported Fairy abuse claims. If you do not have a lawyer they will provide one.
>>46606496I go to the SDM and show Remi that we celebrate her today so she'll let me in as her personal valet/future husband.>>46618229And I brought enough cake to give to her after the fairies zerg rush me for the sweets.
>>46618185What kind of nonsense is this? The Friends of Fairies society would never support a fairy abuser and is under no obligation to provide any of them with a lawyer.This sounds like it's just another of the Antifeeischtische Aktion's schemes in an attempt to undermine Fairy-Human relationships and continue their terroristic attacks against innocent fairies.
>>46618760That's right, fairies x human male relationships should be celebrated, and people who hurt those cute girls do not have human rights.
>>46617522Yeah, i only fancy the cute sidekicks or the irrelevant background characters. Can't quite put my finger on why but probably because they're really cute and sweet and, importantly, easy with less competition.around
>>46617522Yeah, i only fancy the cute sidekicks or the irrelevant background characters. Can't quite put my finger on why but probably because they're really cute and sweet and, importantly, easy with less competition.
>>46606496I'll never be able to leave huh... if they offer me free internet, my own room and I get days off.... I'd give it a shot.Also, I want to hug remilia and chit chat with hong at the gate.
>>46618185oh okay so when YUKARI AND RAN YAKUMO THROW CHEN AT PEOPLE that's okay, but when I DO IT WITH A FAIRY MAID SUDDENLY IT'S ABUSE!?
>>46618185They will have no such case or biased lawyer. If they try to open one I'll get the Hakurei shrine maiden to represent me as a defender of humans in Gensokyo and no fairy advocate will like how that ends if they try and do anything.
>>46620160Anon, fairy enterprises during festivals are one of the Hakurei Shrine's primary sources of income.The miko is not racist against them and will not lynch a bunch of innocent fairies because some human decided to start shit unprompted.You'd best behave yourself if you don't want to end up getting gohei'd in the dick. Either way, you'll stop abusing the poor maid fairies.
i will make the twin towers look like a joke once i get inside the sdm
Sakuya > Koakuma > Flan > Remilia > Meiling = Patchouli > Fairy Maids
>>46619649Chen is a trained professional who is experienced in acrobatics, Mr. Anon. She knows how to avoid injury whilst being used as a projectile weapon. The fairy maids however, are not as adept.
>>46623429Wrong.The correct order is: Fairy Maids >>> Remilia > Flandre >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hags
>>46612510Koakuma kunny
>>46618760>>46618988You misunderstand. Abuse claims are taken very seriously but everyone has a right to a fair trial. As Anon doesn't have a lawyer to defend himself the society is very generous in giving him one at his expense. Here's her advert. >>46620160How could you say so. She looks so trustworthy!
>>46623507The actually correct and good order is: Meiling >= Sakuya > Koakuma > Patchy > Flandre >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remilia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the little shits used to keep the seats warm.
>>46606496Call me crazy but to me those fairies look more nervous then happy...
>>46606496Only fairy maids? Lies. Remi will even hire hobgoblins. I'll apply regardless.
>>46625243You're seeing things.They are there out of their own volition. They are happy and they love their supervisor Sakuya.
>>46625243They have fun every day, anon.Any claims that they're worked like slaves or forced into the head maid's sexual perversions is just a filthy lie from that sack of shit ice fairy.
>>46606496I write 800 000 words about becoming lovers and eventually married with Sakuya-san
Guys I think I entered the wrong Mansion help!
>>46626887She will read it all in great detail just to reject you more accurately
>>46626972True, she only likes girls.
>>46627376no, she only likes ojou-samaeveryone else she tolerates, but would kill without a second thought if remilia told her to
Sakuya will change my NEET Pichuuns when I need it right? I'm slowly becoming too fat to do it myself.
>>46626908Why is Eirin's forehead so big?
>>46628189to fit all the brains in of course
>>46628189it has to be to contain her huge fucking brain
>>46628215Why doesn't she just store it externally? Is she stupid?
>>46628189Before reading your comment I thought the artist had uglyfied the SDM inhabitants, but turns out he just drew a bunch of ugly hags.
>>46626908AAAAAAAAA GET KOAKUMA OUT OF THERE, THEY'RE GOING TO TRY AND ABSORB HER YOUTH!!!!
>>46626908That Eirin design is ass
>>46626887The spiritual successor to KMS
... So is dating the inhabitants not allowed, or?
>>46639946It is allowed but you have to ask Remi for permission first
>>46639946You have to seduce Remi first.
>>46640024>>46640413So he'll receive permission from Remi to date other girls after he seduces her?I didn't think the elegant and charismatic Remilia Scarlet would be into that sort of thing.
>>46640413with pleasure
>>46640413Way ahead of you. As her exclusive forever husband, I managed to talk her into letting everyone else in the mansion date who they want so long as it doesn't impact their work. You're welcome.
>>46640413'hey mistress.''I wanna fuck the maid'
>>46642457"Where do you think I get my blood supply from?Good luck, many have tried."
>>46642722'...what about the gatekeeper?'
>>46645474"Sorry, but I know Meiling doesn't like boys."
>>46645490She only like food and working out, I don't even think she realizes other people actually exist.
>>46645490'....is it even worth asking about that 'librarian' in the basement Mistress?'
>>46645826"Why do you think she keeps a succubus around?"
>>46642722>>46645490>>46647000Lady Remilia... I believe your delusions are acting up again...
>>46647000"...that considered do you think she would share the succubus, or even... want to experiment with three of us at the same time?"
>>46648743"No, she can summon an incubus for that."
>>46648816"Mistress, I might just give my resignation and go bother the fish-woman thing that hangs around the lakeshore sometimes instead. The mansion has been nice to work at sure, but I want to fuck a nice youkai"
>>46652275I hear Marisa has a service all about that.
>>46652297I don't think Marisa's service was about helping humans to fuck youkai. ...although I wonder what price she'd put on offering herself?
>>46652297This spawned a whole thread in it's own right, not again, asking for her services never ends well.
Imagine wanting to hang out with your annoying female coworkers instead of with your gob bros.You guys can deal with the boss' childish tantrums, imma stay over there by the chupacabra.
>>46660612but sir, this may be my one and only chance to date the two beauties of the mansion!This is a once in a lifetime oppertunity, I simply must take the risk of getting eaten/played with/abused physically
>>46667861They don't like boys though
>>46660612I've never found my female coworkers to be annoying.
>>46667861The answer is to expand your horizons beyond the mansion. Work hard, do overtime and save up then donate enough to the Hakurei Shrine and it's miko will probably and reluctantly date you as long as the donations keep flowing. Although if you want more than that could always try the Moriya Shrine, I heard for the right pricetag and offerings of faith to the enshrined gods' they'll make their miko do anything if the price is right. There's also some broke poverty god in the underground who would probably be your gf if you paid her but I wouldn't really recommend going there for an ordinary human, there is a high chance you never return again. Similar caution is recommended with anything to do with tengu. You might want to date a youkai, but there's a very high chance whatever tengu do to you won't be consensual on your part and you'll have little say in it.
>>46672133What about the 'weaker' youkai? Surely if you weren't weirded out by bugs or night sparrows those youkai might consider it?
>>46681033There's the grassroots network
>>46682854Too weak, the mermaids are literally hunted and killed by Youkai.
>I told you, Sakuya, wearing the maid costume despite being male does not make me a fairy, so stop calling me a god damn fairy.>>>Okay I’ll allow it if I get to fuck the gatekeeper every night.
>>46682854Grassroots Breeding Network more like
