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>>46661649>snib snab
Cool dorks
>>46661709is that the hand speaking?
>>46661709>blood scarfKeep this dork away from my carpet
I will impress a demon by signing her contract with my bloodI might pass out from blood loss but it's better than her thinking I'm not cool
>>46661719Of course not, hands can't speak
Fat old sweaty magic cats
I will politely inform Miss Bogey that I am an adult and I'm too old for "cuddles" and "cheer up hugs" and that I'm perfectly capable with dealing with my depression on my own. Alchohol and my prescribed antidepressants makes all the sad feelings go away, okay? I'm not a fucking child and I won't be treated like one by a GIANT stupid stuffed animal ogre PLUSHIE! LEAVE ME ALONE MISS BOGEY!
>>46661755This is why Druella is right, humans don't deserve to get a choice in the matter.
>>46661755cuddles and cheer up hugs do not require consent sorry anon, its the law
>>46661771Don't care, I will live in a human superiority kingdom >>46661755Don't take meds, drink more instead
>See this? Two bars.>Your dragonslaying family tree now has a dragon branch.>You've fathered more dragonkin than you've slain.>Not that you've even slain anything. You don't even have a Draconewt to your name.>What a disgrace to your ancestors that you are!
>>46661745This is how people become cat men.
>>46661790>See this? Two bars.I assume we will walk into both of them?
>>46661790It's okay, my daughters are some of the good ones (TM).
>>46661772Pull the grenade pin, enjoy chaos
>>46661790>You've fathered more dragonkin than you've slainIt's ok, they are dorks so it evens it out
>>46661796We're off to the Winchester to have a pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over
>>46661790>Realize how deep you have fallen>Kill yourself to clean your name>Malef is now a widow and cry youStupid games win you stupid rewards
Just because I'm thinking about pyrows all the time doesn't mean I want to fuck them, okayI wish they weren't so damn smug
>>46661807I usually imagine them being disarmingly NOT smug.
>>46661820a fearsome opponent
>>46661820If pyrow drops the smug, it means she's going to "endearingly earnest" cuteness.
>>46661831They're insidious because they're nothing like what you expect, but they have the same goal as the rapists.
>>46661837it's like a variation of the childhood friend build-keeping the emotional armor negation but with none of the downsides
Pyrow is going to cover you in lipstick marks
>le weak small pathetic monster somehow defeats super strong and powerful humans against all logic because..... yesThe dumbest trope I've ever seen. Absolute dogshit. This is not accurate to reality at all. I'm a graduated human arch mage and I'm over 500 years old even though I only look 20 (its magic) and I've never been beaten by a Monster. None of them can handle my overwhelming magical power or invade my wizard tower successfully. You can cry "oh but muh mamono mana" blah blah blah all you want, it doesn't reflect reality. There's no way a fucking puny Ratatoskr is going to waltz into my tower and suddenly amazon press me and steal all my power for herself, you know what? Because I can throw meteors from space itself at that bitch. I can make a whole thunderstorm in my HANDS. I could flood the coasts with a tsunami or spawn antimatter inside of her body and make her explode. What is she going to do? Throw some nuts at me?It's not possible. Weak Monsters do NOT defeat strong humans like me. It does NOT happen. Stop believing these LIES.
>>46661902You want a Rata to rape you, don't you?
>>46661863>Pyrow is going to cover youwith a blanket so you can be comfyNaturally, she will get under this blanket too
>>46661902>master wizard right before he gets knocked out by a Rata throwing a huge nut at his skull
>Casually collecting all the ratas I see in public>Now have 12 ratas in my house
Collect enough ratas and we might be able to fight even the danuki propaganda machine
>Go to doc lich >She’s finished running all my tests >Sits me down in a private room>“Anon I don’t know how to tell you this but… it’s terminal”>My god, how long do I have? >“About 80 to 90 years” >You mean old age? >”Yes, I do know of one treatment, and that’s to marry zombie. On a side not my daughter is single”
>>46661844>childhood friend pyrowabsurdly dangerous combo
>>46662028
>>46661796She's talking about the two bars on a pregnancy test that indicate a positive.
I just love the idea of a muscular seductress. She doesn't rape you or force you into submission; instead she just uses her charm to make you desire her, and at the same time not only does she not hide her strength and muscles, but uses them to compliment her charisma.
>>46662125You mean metal ones? The ones you walk into and say "Ow"?
How does one feed a dozen ratas?I don't really have much money to feed them. I just steal them off the street, in the park, or wherever I see them.
>>46662163Sell some on the blackmofu market
>>46662167No, I want to keep them all.
>>46662178Nut's price is too high, you must steal the weird rata with a leaf on her head and drain her bank account
>>46661863But that's one of my many weaknesses!
>>46662163Nuts. A lot of them.
>>46662190I, for one, am so weak to pyrows that she would only have to say>Hey, nerd~and I'd instalose on the spot
>>46662163Better hope you've got a bunch of acorn trees around you, should plant some now too so you've got a steady supply later.
>>46662209I'm not quite that bad, but they do sidestep the massive hurdle most monsters have to get over without proactively dating me (wooing is preferred) since I'm both a sperg and generally don't pay attention to romantic social cues. Pyrow keep things casual and give time for those "did she just..." and "wait a minute..." hints to click. It'd probably only be a few dates, but that's big.
>>46661649Anyone still remember that anon going on and on about what porn would monster states tolerate and what is the punishment for making NTR? Well, looks we might be getting a taste of it, credit card companies and payment processors everywhere are basically hammering down and purging various art sites of porn and R34.Looks like some danuki CEOs, rich dragons with gold hoards, wight nobility and Laura Fink (danuki) is targeting everyone's wallets and payment processors to punish some porn and nsfw artists they do not like.
When Miss Oogie Bogie says there's molestation close at handYou better pay attention now, because I'm the bogie-manAnd if you aren't shaking, when I remove my thongThen it won't be the last time, you hear the bogie song.
>>46661745I approve of this cat.
Apopcicle needs tender, loving warmth after going out for one ice cream
>>46662870It was a long, frozen, delicious battle against the double blueberry ice cream - but miss apopsicle prevailed!
>>46662870And yet the ice cream idea always comes from her.Curious.
>>46661902Yeah but what are you gonna do when she starts crying?
>>46662962Apopcicle eats ice cream to train herself against the harsh winters of Winterstown, it’s a battle of willpower and strength! Soon she will be able to go outside with only a tshirt!
But what if I were to transplant Miss Tsurara onna into the hot tropics?
>>46662128Why did you copypaste my post?
>Apopsicle tries to bite you>The venom freezes on the tips of her fangs>Ends up just gumming you for a bit before backing of sheepishly>Eyes start watering and lip starts trembling>Having to comfort a very cold, shivering apopsicle who thinks she's a venomless milksnake.
>>46663380>transplantSuch a strange choice of words.
>>46661755>anon, mere moments before breaking down and blubbering into his new mama's chest
>>46661804Are *you* stupid? You want to kill yourself because your wife teased you about being a better dragonlayer than a dragonslayer?
>>46663504Some anons are melodramatic like that.
I am a dragon exposer.I expose how old dragons are and make sure everyone knows exactly how old and ancient every one of those damn lizards is.Nobody in their right mind would marry a dragon when they find out she's over 1000 years old.Deonora is several thousand years old, and the world must know.The ratas cannot stop me from speaking the truth .
Miss vampire doing the famous "have sex" song from morbius
I am a kejourou exposer.I expose how cute kejourou are and make sure everyone knows exactly how cute and lovely every one of those darn zipangu yokai are.Nobody in their right mind would turn down a kejourou when they find out her hair is over 1m long.Some kejourou have hair several meters long, and the world must know how cute that is.The foxes cannot stop me from speaking the truth.
>>46661755This activates the bogey.
>>46663460We don’t have to bite, we can bundle up and watch a movie instead
>>46661649The mother superior of the church (Definetly not a reformed succubus)She increases your level and allocates your attributes
>>46663460Should I bite her instead?
Waterproof paper is nice
>>46663680It would be funny, but not too hard.
>>46663739Well now she's sobbing because she lost to a human. What should I do now?
Wisp keeps telling me to kill myself
>>46663810Snuggle into her cleavage and massage the tip of her tail until you trigger her possesive instincts, then ease her into eating something warm until she can actually envenomate you
Would you kiss a wurm for 1 million dollars?
>>46663865no i might get wurmfever or rockpox
>>46663865No, I don't have a million dollars to spare.
>>46663855but I don't want to lose
>>46663810monsters are not above a pity-fuck and then acting smug about it later
>The Limited edition McLim's Happy Meal Fisho toy. Hand it nyaover.
>>46663923>Shhhhhhh, bad kot
>>46663895Well then you have to tickle her tail until she submits
>>46663865I don't have a million dollars.
>>46663721Cute picture
>>46663923Stop posting that gif
>>46663987Nevermind it was just the png
>>46663996
>>46664005I am mentally ill and imagine myself bleeding out
>>46664020you can also imagine ms wisp rubbing herself against you all the while
>>46663941Instruction unclear but everything is fixed, thanks anon
>>46664027Hmm, Snussy...
>>46664040You saw nothing
>>46664068I saw something. Something behind that cheshire. Something snuspicious
>>46662577I want to take a bite out that big, round clown ass.
>>46663923>Ma'am this is a Lim Hortons
>>46664113Going to a monster donut shop is extremely dangerous and ill advised.
>>46661649
At last, with the miracle of modern human science combined with the esoteric monster magics of the ancient world, I have opened a gateway to a new world of power and unlocked the secrets of leaving the mortal coil and evolving! I shall transcend to the 4th dimension and ascend above time itself! I will become an all powerful god! Then, using my newfound power, I will crush everything in this world until there is nothing left, and then remake it in my image! Nothing will exist without my saying so! No monster or man will be able to stop me! NONE!
Powerful reality warping demoness that gets her butt kicked by some stubby fat midget with a crazy moustache:https://youtu.be/5_ZWvRP9G-E?t=171
>>46664249>what anon sees when he reaches the 4th dimensionYou aren't coming back either.
>>46664141Small, flat and bottom heavy is the greatest body type.
fish?
>>46664194Oh boy, Timmy’s coffee, she’s too kind to brave the snow and pick some up
>>46663831
>>46664440Intrusive thoughts explained! Watch this video to learn more!
Wisp chan not so smug when she realizes that encouraging suicide and driving the human she likes to it and causing him so much depression and pain was actually a bad thing, and now he hates her with a passion that burns hotter than her jealousy does and no amount of sex can fix that.
>>46664276So wait, you mean you could just punch Druella in the face all this time? Why didn't anyone think of that?
>>46663923>>46664113
>>46664696What DO they sell at Lim Hortons if they don't even have a McLim happy meal?
>>46664704Donuts and coffee I’d assume.
>>46664696Give me some Lim Bits please.
>>46664704Can't be anything of value, LMAO.>Anon has been put on a yeti's hug list and will shortly wake to a stuffed horse in his bed before he finally gets hugged
>>46663460Oh she's a milksnake alright
https://youtu.be/pZMP6DwdZlY?si=KB_Kv0BpHK69HOsjSleeping with your werewolf onee-san
>>46664704Limbits.
>>46664715Kind Santa Klaus Yeti>She'll still leave a gift for naughty children (and adults) but it will include a strongly worded letter stating how disappointed she is with their behaviour
Lim Bizkit
>>46664855Wolves have a certain beauty to them that domesticated dogs seem to have lost
What do you call a huge titty hebi?Yan-Dairy
>>46664995Who let their chesh access the internet again?
>>46664704I will lick the Lim-bits with maple-syrup.
>>46664855More like Obaa-san
>>46665092Having a sister whose age gap is so far from her brother's that she's basically already an adult when he's born would be common when monsters can have sons>tfw you will never grow up being spoiled by your single hag mamano sister
>>46665036The premiere chesh
>Hey dear, don't you think the new babysitter we got is pretty?
>>46664696lmao
>>46661755Believe it or not, straight to the bogey pit
>>46664995They forbid you for drinking milk except theirs
>>46665323Truly a wonderful snek.No milk for me but hers. Granted, we will need to discuss eating out on dates...maybe nothing with cheese?
>>46664696h-h-hey uh c-c-c-c-could i uh get uh uh uh uh Lim-flavour d-d-d-d-donut uh uh miss uh lim uh lim horton?
>Ocelomeh community starts to grow in the number of washed up sailors and ex order members >At first it was only a few>Now it's a few dozen>Teaching the ocelomeh about their culture and vice versa>Ocelomeh very interested in some of their ingredients>Milk, cream, cheese etc. all very hard to come by in the jungle>Have to make do with what they wash up with>But then... an idea>Start writing letters in a bottle for things the community want>Kitchen ware, food stuff, nice alcohol etc.>Gives the tacokots a chance to learn !English>Then they throw them out to sea and wait a few months>The order mainland aren't sure why their boats aren't coming back, but apparently the order colony is going really well - and the only thing bottlenecking it's growth is 3 casks of !Champagne>Who are they to stop such a profitable venture>Fast forward a few months, and a new set of equipment (and future ocelomeh husbands) wash up on the shore>Rinse and repeatBack on the mainland:"Did you encounter any evil creatures in the new world, viceroy?""Er... well... cats.""Oh how frightening! Big ones?""In a manner of speaking."
>>46665369>"I've got to hand it to you, Viceroy Anon, you really have outdone yourself. I mean look at all this bullion! You've turned these colonies into the mint of our empire! It's a good thing I had you to pacify all those evil 7-legged, fire-breathing, 9-eyed, green and black cat demons.">"Haha... yeah... those cat demons were no match for me.">"I can't wait to make a trip over there myself! Why, from your descriptions of the colony it sounds almost as grand as the capital! Yes... I can see it now... we can have a grand party for my arrival to the new world - a marker of a golden century ahead of me and my empire.">"You wish to visit, King? Oh... I'm sure the colony will be very happy to pay its respects to its chief benefactor."
>>46664696One cup of Lim-milk please, freshly squeezed only.
>>46665382>"ooh... take the blind fold off! Take the blindfold off! I can hardly contain my excitement - the fruits of all our empire's labours is mere inches away!">"Just a second, King. We've prepared a grand ceremony and everything for you.">"Splendid! And the cat I asked for as a souvenir for the royal menagerie?">"Ready and waiting with a collar... now, are you ready?">"Ready!">Viceroy anon pulls the blindfold off the king.>"Eh?">The first thing that greets his eyes is a massive solid gold statue of himself. The ocelomeh were grateful for his frequent supplies, although couldn't quite understand his obsessoin with such a common metal.>"Surprise ~">The second thing that greets his eyes is a massive bronze statue of an ocelomeh. Except unlike the statue of himself, this one is alive... and has a collar in her hand>"EHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
>>46663460i'd just lick the frozen venom like an ice pop
>>46665388>She doesn't actual wear the collar>The king gets femdomed instead of ruling his new empire So close and yet so far anon...
>>46665388>She doesn't actual wear the collar>The king gets femdomed instead of ruling his new empireGood greentext, anon. You really hit the nail on the head with this one.
>>46665469Based kot tamer>>46665492Based kot worshipper
>>46665469There's a future where the portals open and after months of intense love-correction you tear up when your wife finally presents a collar to you
>>46665518Nah I don't think so, you keep your fantasy, I keep my mine. I will get my good ending and you will get your because KC is a good lad.
>>46661804You're acting like a woman, Anon. Did you forget you're supposed to be the man in the relationship? How embarrassing.
>>46665527That's fair. Instead of (sounding) being passive aggressive, why don't you just request a male-dom green? I'm sure someone would oblige. You're not the only one who isn't huge on femdom and I'm happy to write something for others even if it's not my taste.
>>46665527Ummm no sweetie, I asked KC in one of the Q&A sessions and he said frenchoids get brutally femdommed - no exceptions.
>>46665567No need for that. Were all staying civil.
Miss Dark Mage is plotting to turn all females in MGC into toads.
>>46663895losing is fun!
>>46665515there truly is no bad way to tom
>>46665601I don't see why you'd ever want to win
>>46665562>why don't you just request a male-dom green?Because asking stranger for free shit is wrong and I should make it instead of whining. You're right on the other part, I slipped up. I shouldn't react like I did and I need to keep my mouth shut, my bad Here's a salted ocelomeh
>>46661755Hey, you're literally me. Let's start an anti-bogey club or something.
>>46664967If only krampus were so cool.>>46664981-2 to nobility, +4 to cute. Usually, anyway. Some breeds manage to look cool and still be big dumb idiots. Kind of like that Doberman comic.>>46665598Couldn't she turn them into cows instead? I'm less interested in fucking toads.
>>46665614With the pic it's better
>>46663414Because I think the same thing :)
>>46665614Dude... people make requests here all the time. It's part of the fun. Just give back as much as you ask of others. But if people aren't feeling it, that's fine too. That's what makes it a friendly request and not a demand.Tell you what, give me a prompt or two and some topics you enjoy (IE, bondage, giving orders, etc) and I'll do my best.
>>46665623You will live in a pond and you will be happy.
>>46665639Fucking swamp monster conspiracies. I wanted to live by the creek with an eel...
>>46665387You don't want to know where that milk is coming from.
>>46665659the f-fridge?
>>46665635 >people make requests here all the time. It's part of the fun. Just give back as much as you ask of othersI don't since I'm a dirty ESL and I'm already "in debt" with the thread. Let's move on now, no more pollution >Monster girl?Will you let your daughter on the internet?
>>46665706I guess it's much safer than what monster teach and do at school
>>46664712
>>46665706yes. i will teach her how to post as soon as she can read. i will encourage her to use words like 'kek' and 'troon' in everyday conversation.
>>46665610scylla is a good
>>46665717NOW DRAW HER GVING BIRTH
>>46665724>Cheshire daughter's first word is "LMEOW"
>>46665706>I'm a dirty ESL Hasn't stopped me from posting both greens and stories. But you do you.
>>46665635Since the other faggot won't answer can you write something about a frenchman being pushed to commit suicide by a wisp and locked forever in the femdom cage. Add a little bit of pegging too if you're ok with it
>>46665747who hurt you?
>>46665717Draw her wearing appropriate winter clothing for Canada
>>46665752
>>46665580Nothing uncivil about reminding frenchies that they all get femdommed.
>Regular cleaning day for kiki>busy wiping table>feels familiar hands on her rear>"master... no... I have to finish my duties!">she says it every time, but her face tells a different story, becoming flushed and bting her lip>Her master hikes up her skirt and pulls her panties down>"you mustn't master... the floor, I'll have to clean agian!">still her body betrays her words, her ass is grining on her masters hands, her tail is wagging and her breathing is becoming shortdammit ran out of time, cant write more
>>46665731Apparently so
>>46665782cute, would eskimo-kiss and cuddle with
>>46665802y'know, it's crazy, because anywhere else there's a pretty even distribution - a fair proportion at least - but 100% of all people in france end up as the bottom in any sexual relationship with a monster. it's strange. even normally hypersubmissive mamono can't bring themselves to let go of the collar & leash.
>>46665751You by feeding the fr*g, stop being a retard and report him.>>46665802Based, sooner he kys the better
Reminder to not feed the trolls. These ones aren't the cute anime girl type.
>>46665824raging mushrooms.
>>46665850interesting - when will you find time to get those? somewhere after your ambushed-and-raped-for-a-week-straight honeymoon, I assume?
I was supposed to do the last two pages but I was busy. nsfw https://catbox.moe/c/zql8cn
>>46665839But what if they were? It'd be nice if there were a way to mana bomb trolls into becoming actual trolls.
>>46665858>I was supposed to do the last two pagesAs in, doing it earlier.
>>46665857His dommy mommy will give him one eventually if he continues to be a good boy for her.
>>46665857I will buy them on the market like everyone else while hon hon honing all the way back home to destroy my Cheshire wife's ass and you anon ?
>>46665858Are all fairies stretchy like this? I would be afraid of hurting them.
>>46665884>Are all fairies stretchy like this? Explicitly yes. You can't hurt a monster through sex anyway, but they can also shrink you if extreme insertions aren't your thing.
Monstergirls who decide to become pirates - stealing away the men of ships and coastal settlements - need to be equipped with big floatation devices.
>>46665717I'm going to be a regular customer at this rate.Truly Lim Hortons is a magical place
>>46665884Yes, that's the beauty of a mini version of fairies.
>>46665782Much better, don’t want poor Lim-chan to catch a cold over coffee and donuts
>>46665917Always compliment your hebi wife that no one is pretty as her
>>46665144>Not babymaker
>>46665732>Suddenly reminded of the Japanese guy that asked KC about watching the DL give birth
>>46665567I'm part French!
Cute low level undead mobs > Ancestral undead with expensive tastes and temper tantrums (like Vampires)
>>46666005>low level>massive mana tanksShe's just as high level and ancestral as that undead with expensive tastes and temper tantrums. Newbies like you just can't tell.
>>46665858why are smol girls with big titties so cute and sexy?
>>46666005That artist is the one that got me into gaping, it's nice that he's drawings more monster girl stuff nowadays. That Dwarf princess is specially gorgeous.
>>46666005Its well known that tig bitty undead are weak to chest groping.
>>46666020Nobody asked, go back to /trash/
>>46666018Easy>smol=cute>big titties=sexy>smol+big titties=cute+sexy.It's simple math really.
>>46666020His small onis are pretty good too
need more bird
>>46666018Big tit fairies is nice.
>>46666188I agree
>>46666191tutorial fairy be looking a little different today
>>46666191I want a fairy capable of at least producing enough milk for my coffee
>>46666050Tits too big
So what's the next doujinshi I should make.>>46665858
>>46666225I had no idea that the Sabbath had access to the internet
>>46666230ms march hare (tall)
>>46666230Pear shaped loli Demon getting dominated gently without a contract
There be a great evil here.
>>46666282>without a contractBeyond sinful.
>>46666287Yep. She's holding it. The sugary devil, the guilty pleasure and dreadful executioner of all females.
>>46666188>>46666191All of her should be big.
>>46666346What's the potion for?
>>46666354It's a mystery potion, one of the forbidden ones only mentioned by KC in QnA sessions.Are you bad enough dude to try it?
>>46666401How much of it is stuff produced by her? (Sweat, drool, other juices etc.)
>>46666293>Beyond sinful.Smug blue brat discovers she may be slightly too good at seduction.
>>46666443She could just take the pyrow route and wait for commonlaw marriage to kick in. It's the contract you never agreed to but are held to anyway!
Fat monsters
>>46666552Big titty ghosts
Splish splash. Get in the sack.
>>46666581What she sounds like when cumming: https://youtu.be/yoOg5JYyFmA
>>46666581Ah, the superior maneater
>>46666577Ghost milk?
>>46666581Imagine her but a short stack with drills
>>46666638Milk the ghost girls.We have the technology.
>>46666625I agree to disagree.>>46666649CHOMP!
What if a ghost was haunting you and you just started to suck on her tits?What if a ghost haunted you by replacing all of your milk with her milk?What if busting makes me feel good?
>>46666681Meant to link >>46666638
>>46666681>bustheh
>>46666692>Phantom just making her play full of lewd puns
>>46666581This thing is growing in my back yard right now and she's always staring at me through the glass door to the back patio with this sly grin. I'm so fucking scared bros, what if she comes into my house when she's done growing and tries to fucking eat me? I can't go outside and do anything about it because she's already bigger than me, she could nab me easily. I've never been more afraid in my life...I knew I should have pruned that fucking funny weed I saw growing when I did years back, I KNEW I should have. But nooo, I had to let it stay because I think it looked funny....
>>46666740It's too late anon, just accept your fate as plant food and hop into the sack. You can't stop her.
So what if you're a bunny? That didn't stop me from getting swole and it shouldn't stop you!
>>46666799I still to this day hate the fact that this character is named Mirko. I knew a guy named Mirko back in my high school days. He had the dorkiest face, with barely any chin and the voice break during puberty gave him the crackiest, farcical voice I ever heard.
>>46666581>>46666674MGE: Speedrun to get vored any%, no desert
>>46666841The very first vore mamano.
>>46666848Honey bees could vore your dick day 1 and you don't see anyone mentioning them.
>>46666890BJ =/= voreYou type like a virgin.
>>46666916>>46666890Everything with sandworms is oral. So you're a permavirgin if you marry one. Best of both worlds. Maintain you virginity and become a wizard while also technically engaging in sexual relations and making lil' sandworms.
WOE BETIDES YE, I INFLICT UPON THOU THE MOST UNHOLY OF AFFLICTIONS. ON THIS DAY LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I CURSE YOU WITH FOX.
I will ask a Hellhound to be my best friend.
>>46666950>I will put myself in a vulnerable position to a creature known far and wide for its ability to rape men
>>46666916And you sound like a joyless nerd who takes silly posts way too seriously. Absolute pyrow bait.
>>46666968Nothing a rolled up newspaper can't fix.
>>46666949if a fox approaches you with the intention to fox you, simply ask her to at least cook dinner for you first. she will quickly jump on the opportunity to display her wifely prowess, giving you ample time to escape the premises.
How does someone without magical senses tell the difference between a Dark Mage and a 3DPD sorceress?
>>46666949THY FOOL: I AM ALREAADY CURSED WITH FOX: THUS THIS CURSE HAS NO EFFECT ON MY ALREADY FORSAKEN BODY.
I will overthrow all the desert's governments and leaders and secret snek societies with my army of sandworms.
>>46666949i can easily beat this fox.
>>46667011Flirt with her/ask her on a date. If she is 3dpd she will likely be disgusted and say no.
>>46666811Same spelling?
>>46667044>Rabbit Hero: MirkoYes, Mirko.
>>46667011Because she's not 3D you dumb nigger that keeps throwing that therm around without even knowing what that means
>Step inside, my new creation is just... dying... to meet you>I'm sure you'll love what I've done with her. In fact you might even love it... to death
>>466670113DPD can't actually perform any magicAll the magic of our world is dead
>>46667066the japanese sometimes transliterate her name a Miruko tho
>>46667123Fuck off gacahfaggot
>>46667122>transliterate her name a Miruko tho>katakana that is used nowadays to translate western words to japaneseMirko it is.
>>46667103I'm thinking I want to bone a Lich and bury my cock in her ass.
>Like the bunny girl from the dogshit superhero shonen>She loses basically all of her limbs for the dead body blonde faggot that only retarded women liked just so he can come back and get all the credit for beating the final bossI hate how consistently shit most Japanese are when it comes to their taste in women and fetishes.
>>46667067Then enlighten me. How are human women not the 3DPD of MGE?
>>46667177Another example, in Granblue Fantasy, the womanly sex appeal race is considered to be the generic catgirls, not the Draph.
>>46667200Granblue sucks ass though so it deserves it.
Where is Malef-chan taking me? This place is creepy.
>>46667217candy mountain
>>46667200I've never played or know anything about it, but I can't stop spilling my seed to those sexy midgets. They are so much more attractive than the big titty small cows.
>>46667217To a lovenest (and if you ask, she'll say that it's not "my" lovenest it's "our" lovenest).
>>46667234>They are so much more attractive than the big titty small cows.Boy, it's a good thing I'm not in a fighting mood.
>>46667234I like to use them as character art for MGE Dwarves.
Having a Malef wife would be pretty greatI'd honestly just gush about how cool dragons are
Spoiling an Angel...
>>46667247Are you implying that I'm wrong? because I know that I'm not
Fairies or Pixies
>>46667217Is she fucking T-Posing?
>>46667335Pixies are cuter.
>>46667344She has to be sure her dominance is maintained.
>>46667335Yes
>>46667333You're the wrongest fool to ever hold an opinion, but I'm learning to accept people with shit taste. It's okay, we're cool.
Why not just combine cow and dwarf?
>>46667424What, like those pygmy cows with all that fur?
>>46667424You can't handle that much milk and meat
>>46667424Think about that. It would be the monster girl equivalent of a bulldog.
I feel like im going to cry
Me and my large mouse wife: https://youtu.be/cyLgAjP75YQ
>>46667499You okay, anon?
>>46667499Don’t, it arouses hags
>>46667499>Yeti ahoges everywhere suddenly stand on end
>>46667512I can't make the calculations at all, but I'm always thinking about it while curling up in a ball.
>>46665965Except her younger sister
>>46667517>In Yetiville >Cold dry wind blows into my eyes >Tear up a bit in reflex >Instantly tackled and hugged by 3 Yetis
Monsters can smell the loneliness and sadness in you
>>46667600I feel nothing, though. Except for being in a horror story and dying to save people.
>>46667600There's no way. I just showered
>>46667600And they hate it?And they hate it, right?
>>46667578*dodges it*
>>46667617>
>>46667578an objectively good end
>>46667617Yes, and that's why they're motivated to wash it away.
>>46667682>Miss Kiki unleashes the firehose on another group of lonely Anons.>"It's a living!" she murmurs while blasting them with a soapy holy water mix.
You think Salamanders have a friend with them to play her "Epic Final Fight That Leads To Love Confession and Marriage" mixtape when she confronts the man she's been a "sworn enemy" to for the past year?
pre-emptively flirt with the succ to stunlock her
>>46667708What if I use self-depreciating humor to wave off her attempts to flirt?
>>46667708she looks like a dork
>>46667617
>>46667517I will pull the ahoge
>>46667750Fuck off.
>>46667763?
>>46667776You're an annoying fag wasting image slots with the same western shit every single day. You're just like those gachafaggot fox posters that refuse to actually post anything except from images like a spambot.
Happy belated Saint George's day.Hope you are all having a Dragonrific day!Remember, FUCK DRAGONS.and by that I mean BREED DRAGONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZE.BREED RED DRAGONS AND BREED GREEN DRAGONS.
>>46667708>"So is that a tail on your butt or are you happy to see me?">"Nani?! That's my go-to line!">You were, in fact, happy to see her.
Do Cheshire Cats also use the overrated Dragon Ball memes and still images of Goku or Vegeta with bottom text?
I wanna fluff.
>>46667600Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
i enjoyed monster girl encyclopedia a lot, but i want to try other coomer anime literature that aren’t just doujins. Mge was creative, coomer, and had was mostly words, not images. Do you guys have any reccs or am i SOL
>>46667829Play succubus prison
>>46667825Let's just say that Miss Cheshire's Dragon Ball posts often get the response "Thanks Doc!"
>>46667754Do not pull the ahoge
>>46666740There's no need to worry about it. Plants can't move, so if you just don't go in your backyard she can't get you....You haven't noticed any funny smells, have you?
>>46667862It's my right to do so. What's the worst that could happen?
>>46667718That will only stumble her, similar to stun but its just her trying to comprehend your endgoal and getting nowhere
>>46667787Shut up, bitch.
>>46667829I would highly recommend Succubus affection, if you dont mind the pixel artwork
>>46667513they like making boys cry? sickos...
>>46667903wish i could pronebone a big bapho
>>46667787geez man, why don't you, like, chill out?
>>46667889You activate their predator instinctsYou are not prepared
>>46667890Yeah but it's cute to see her fumble a bit before trying to try a new pickup line.
>>46667924The ahoge is the weak point of any monster so there's no way that would happen
>>46667972A yeti's ahoge is a source of great power. Beware their dormant man hunter instincts, anon
>>46667972pulling on a yeti's ahoge is like walking under a box propped up with a stick and then pulling on the stick
I’m going to find out what’s in the yeti elders special secret hot chocolate recipe that makes it taste so good! It’s a close guarded secret, but I’ll find out!
>>46668021>the recipe is kept at the end of an Indiana Jones style gauntlet with yeti guards around every corner waiting to snuggle trespassers into submissionYou'll never make it out unmarried, anon
>>46667889>What's the worst that could happen?You could pull start the yeti.
>>46668021she'd be happy to share it with her new stepson.
What kind of ads would play during Intermissions at the international GapinPsjsng tournament?
>>46668076Go back to /vg/, nigger.
>>46668076Danukis would fill the ad segments with lube, milk, energy drinks, any product that comes from their monster farms, garments, uniforms, all types of pendants and stuff to cheer for your teams and always the most devious of all, their betting sites and betting appsAfter all it's a sport, I bet they even have their EA sport cashgrab version of gaping and cumflation with microtransactions and stuff like that
Yeah that’s cool and all but wurm
>>46668150Abyssal wurm.
>>46668076Personally more than ads I would like to see those sport intermissions with ex athletes in a table with some experts and journalists throwing some banter while analysing the teams before they get analized
>>46668076>>46668144>>>/trash/
>>46668173>"tonight waiting for the first round of the regional college opening we have our commentators">"starting with miss Lich, winning a series of regionals all around the country until conquering the national college tournament back in 1996 for the Undead United University">"we also have miss Minos which recked the world of gaping with giving us extreme size difference performances in 2000 and then together with her husband working for the sports minister in 2001 as agent promoting the sport around the world">"as our analyst we got miss Bapho which started in the 80s with the first cumflation tournaments after it went from Olympic discipline to full grown sport, we also had her as one of our first commentators in the league after she retired at the start of the 90s and now she has the opportunity to watch her grandsons participate too showing the bloodline of an athlete">"and lastly I miss Rata will be your moderator">"now after these ads we will be analysing the statistics and careers from these teams, couples with fiery resolution to go back home as champions and also with some new faces at the threesome category, don't change channels we will be right back!"
>>46668173>>46668219Kill yourself you subhuman discord tranny.
>>46668219You're that faggot that admitted to being into scat.This isn't your thread. literally just fucking leave. There are probably like three goatse threads over on /d/ for faggots like you. Take a hike.
>>46668250This isn't scat, what the hell are you talking about?
>>46668219Go back to your contaiment board leech
Today was St George's Day which means you're legally obligated to mere dragons
I'm up to 14 ratas in my house. I do not have enough beds for them, and my food supply is dangerously low, and I don't have the money to buy more.I've still yet to find one of those mythical ratas with a leaf on their heads I was told about who supposedly are super rich and buy food for the rest. I need help!
>>46668260He's just being a pissy faggot
>>46668260I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that the autistic scatfaggot lacks reading comprehension.
>>46668076>GapinPsjsngI have no idea how i fucked the word "gaping" so bad
>>46668275Gonna be honest, I don't like my chances
>>46668275no, i will merely fuck the dragons and polish their scales
>>4666828314 Ratas and all of them unemployed? That's really unlucky, make them look for work.
>>46668293It's because you're a drooling retard that should have been aborted.
>>46668306They're not allowed to leave the house. I don't want to lose them.
And Cheshire never saw him again after helping him escape Wonderland.The end.
>>46668320Then make them do remote work. Even an old laptop should be enough for them to write articles online.
>>46668342What do I do in the short term?
>>46668352If you fuck 'em enough that can replace their need to eat or sleep. So, get crackin'.
>>46668286He's referring to the fact the same spammers who have been forcing their epic meme for months were posting about literal piss drinking and scat a couple of threads ago, and they all got nuked. Big coincidence they're now back at it when this happened 3 days ago, take a look at the other deleted posts in this one:https://archived.moe/jp/thread/46638055/#46640286
SMOL MAMONO CUTE
You must blackmail your childhood friend with the fact you have pictures of her when she was a giant otaku and not a flashy gyaru
>>46668415I would never do that.
>>46668275>St George's DayMore like Dragon Mating Press Day
>>46668370This has nothing to do with that though
>>46668370Do you realize that the post you linked is filled with crossboarder slangs and horrible grammar? That's not proper /jp/ posting
>>46668478No shit, the /d/ faggot posting his dogshit sports meme is an obvious crossboarder.
>>46668460except for the fact that they're posted by the same outsider.
>>46668486The posts looks very different though, no idea why you want to compare anyone posting about sports with your boogeyman
>>46668486Pretty sure its the guy who screamed for ages about wock vore just moving onto a different method of shitposting.Or its someone putting in more effort into it.
>>46668534Kill yourself you crossboarding shiteating faggot.
>>46668534>anyone posting about sportsNobody has a problem with people talking about baseball or hockey. Fuck off retard
Dragons are too easy.
>>46668402Small but big. Could be bigger.
>>46668563Playing goalie with monster girls around really wouldn't change all that much, the girls would just start throwing out harder slapshots sooner.
>>46668294You still have to try. Go find a dragon and pick a fight with her.
I will love and cherish all my ratas.
>>46668563Honestly, a post about mamono playing baseball would be great.>Terrible, boring sport made fun with monsters.>Also new rules for flying outfielders.>A League of their Own remake makes 2 billion dollars.
>>46668402Perfectly toasted, as all things should be.
>>46668579>Baseball>terrible and boringMaybe if you're a gaylord watching MLB where it's been sanded down to fuck but come on
>>46668571>>>/vg/Stay where you belong, fag.
Teasing grumpy fire lizards
I tried checking up on dwarf, they are extremely short. Give me a moment to draw something
>Apopcicle wants to go out for Dairy Ice Queen's again>second time this week>it takes longer to bundle her up in her tail snowsuit than it goes to get there>the snow is coming down heavy today, it's fresh so Apopcicle sinks right into it>by the time you get to Dairy Ice Queen's, she's covered in snow>you brush her tail snowsuit clean before heading inside>the Tsurara cashier looks on with a deadpan expression as you and the snow-covered snake walk in>Apopcicle is shivering from the trek and can't get her order out, you have to order for her>"One large vanilla chocolate swirl cone, and two cups of Yeti cocoa please">you take her hand and lead her to a booth far away from the doors>Apopcicle smiles through her chattering teeth when her ice cream arrives>each lick sends shivers upon shivers from the fur pom pom of her beanie down to the tip of her tail>she seems to be enjoying herself, her tail swishing from side to side>you slowly sip your mug of Yeti cocoa, taking care as it's still steaming>once Apopcicle's ice cream is finished, she goes straight for the Yeti cocoa>when her chills have subsided you break the ice, so to speak>"Why go out for ice cream so much? The cold is unbearable for you, isn't it?">Apopcicle finishes her sip as a spot of cream catches her upper lip>"It's to sh-show how f-f-far I've come, you foolish man">"Before we met I stayed locked in my apartment for fear of freezing to death, n-now I can share ice cream with you, soon I'll be able to walk up to the Ice Queen in nothing but a t-shirt">you chuckle, "Right, soon, and how many sweaters do you own?">"That is none of your concern, but if you had any Christmas gifts in mind...">you concede, "Weresheep sweater it is, but if we keep going out for ice cream it may not fit by Christmas">Apopcicle lets out a playful hiss and goes right back to her mug of cocoa>you give her tail a reassuring rub as it flops over your lap, just asking to be pet>sharing Christmas with a snake won't be so bad after all
>>46668636>did you have a bad day at work?>yes>aww~ I know something that would make your day better...>stop>it's a big hug!>I'm not in the mood>too late, here I come!>Anon...>almost there...>dear, not now I need a minute>I might fall if you don't catch me>fine...>there! feel better yet?>no>you're purring>shut up and don't ruin this
Kikimoras with Yorha blindfolds?
You will lose to pyrows
How do I explain to my service wan that my meds weaken my ability to perceive the truth in reality that we are actually in a shog’s cosmic bathtub without making me sound crazy?
>>46668680Don't forget to rub the tail that always cheers them up
>>46668717>>>/vg/Begone, piss drinking gachafag
>>46668718Go away mobilefag
>>46668738>ooh, this tail is a-wigglin'!>s-shut up! you're moving it with your hands!
>>46668716I think pyrows are getting too cocky. I know they secretly watch anime and build mecha models when they're alone. I've got the pictures to prove it
If a bratty Pyrow came up to me trying her zoomer shit I would just rape her. She won't recover from that.
>>46668739don't, like, have a cow, man.
>>46668750>I've got the pictures to prove i>local anon was found passed out, pants down, lipstick marks everywhere, and several phone numbers drawn all over his body
I would only lose to OL Pyrows who still dress like they did when they were teenagers--in the 1980s.Also, gothy pyrows (any age).
>>46668785Mature middle-aged Pyrows are way better.
>>46668798Cake Pyrows are the best
There is no way any Monster derives immense pleasure and enjoyment from making a guy suck on her tits for hours. There's just no way.
>>46668815>he doesn't know the OP strat Cow class is invincible
>>46668796I don't think that's going to stop him from posting pictures of pyrows in Coke bottle glasses building gunpla
>>46668825... Okay. Invincible, sure. You know you're just sitting there, though, right? You're having sex with your wife and she's breastfeeding you. You're not, like, in combat. You guys are just having sex.... Guys?
>>46668815Hags produce that much milk for a reason
>>46668649>>46667424I have seen dwarf, but it just surprise me. Have a dwarf cow. Nsfw.https://files.catbox.moe/m9m2yb.png
>>46668858Finally, a portable milk tank.
>>46668867Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that real spring is Yukionnas holding last second husband lewdings to try and keep winter going longer.
The REAL Spring is the friends we made along the way.
The REAL Spring is the friends we impregnated along the way.
The REAL Spring is inside the mattress that can survive a massive Jinko or Mino wife lovemaking session.
>>46668852sometimes you do it in combat
>>46668858Give me more ideas
>>46668852This is why I think monsters sports make sense
Public transit in MGC be like
>>46668668too damn cute
>>46668931>ripping their hoodies on their hornsI wonde rhow spider silk would resolve this issue
>>46668950Slug drinking beer.
>>46669007Ushi Oni silk make indestructible hoodies
Wans aren't scary
https://twitter.com/NicolasGravelQC/status/1782877767337377881
>>46669061https://twitter.com/NicolasGravelQC/status/1782208881415934441
>>46669061>>46669066What monster is this supposed to be?
>>46669061>>46669066I don't understand the monster part of this MG
Danger: Aroused and confused foxes in the area
>>46669070>>46669078it's an Ice Queen or rather female version of the Ice King from Adventure time
>>46668716>loseGetting casually seduced and smooched by a bratty gyaru meme demon sounds like a win to me, the minor side effect of turning me into a total kiss slut for pyrow notwithstanding.
>>46669154Bollocks
>>46669154Really reaching with that one
>>46669154You'd have an easier time convincing us Argentina won the Falklands War than of this :^)
>>46669145everyone's gangster until the air raid klaxons start blaring to warn about an inclement invasion of old women
>>46669269>invasion of old womenThat's just a mythSurely hags won't invade my humble town and capture me for cuddles and awkward flirtation
>>46669154I honestly don't understand why do you insist so much on posting not monster girls in a monster girl thread, shitposting or some kind of a mental illness?
>>46669010nsfw stuffhttps://files.catbox.moe/uqmdjd.png
>>46669289He's a crossboarder retard from /vg/, don't expect a working brain from those faggots.
Why haven't you joined the sabbath?
>>46669332But I have! I love loli monsters!
>wandering out in the neighborhood all alone at night after nightly gas station run>run into a fox hag>know that I have no chances of resisting or fighting back>know that foxes always get what they want in the end>years of ingesting fox memes and fearmongering on the internet has taught me this>I submit to the fox hag immediately and surrender>she looks at me like she's appraising me>ultimately just tells me she's not interested and walks past>never see her again after that nightYou fuckers lied to me. You told me they were a menace and were out to get you. That's not what happened at all, the fucking fox REJECTED me. This isn't what you said happened at all. She didn't even try to trick me or anything. Just up and left. I can't believe I fell for the anti-fox memes and propaganda.
>>46669337its not like you got reject by foxit just means there's a bigger fox that has already marked you
>>46669337>Kek, you got rejected loser loser loser
>>46669332I'm a Christmas cake enjoyer, sorry
>>46669154If I ever get with an ice queen I will imediately begin nose jelqing, beardmaxxing and silver poisoning maxxing to look like ice king from adventure time
>>46669337Anon, you need to get out of there. That fox clearly already has a husband and is mobilizing her spawn to hunt you down. If you arent careful, then they’ll all find you at the same time and be forced to share you instead.
>>46669332>Egypt Sabbath>Egypt BaphometLoses to and get fucked AND impregnated/creampie'd by a Roman Legionnaire. Egypt mamono are weak against Roma Invicta.
>>46669332Because I'm not a pedophile
Dress up as Pelinal Whitestrake and walk around the Elven Boulevard in MGC or Hagville
Truly the desires of monsters are an enigma that will never be solved.
Not the hag invasion!
>go home>hear noise in the pantry>open the door>this bitch is eating your cheese>question her>she starts singingFrom the brain that brought you the Big Ben caperFrom the head that made headlines in every newspaper
I don't want a Monster wife or to have a lot of sex. I want to join the army and be a cool soldier and win lots of battles! I will join the Order instead.
>>46669616They're even more mysterious than human women, and those are enigmas.
>>46669668I will tell you this from experienceYou'll want the monstergirl wife after (if) you survive your first brush with death
>>46669680No way fag, I wouldn't join the army if I didn't have a death wish, that's why I will overcome my close calls with death and become a respected and strong warrior. I will not settle down and marry, I will not live a peaceful life. I want WAR.
>>46669757>>>/tg/Become a based son of Dorn
>>46669668>I want to join the army and be a cool soldier and win lots of battles!Me too so I will join the extremist army in the KiKi branch. You should do the same if you want to win
>>46669770On the contrary, I will be the one who strangles you with your own guts on the battlefield monster faggot, enjoy getting pegged by your demon overlords until then fucking sodomite. Chief God always wins.
ALL DEMON LOVERS WILL DIETHE ORDER WILL BURN YOU ALIVE
>>46669790Go away glowie, I'm not joining your "extremist discord" that's just a honeypot to dox myself
its just about 10AMwhy thre fuck you people doin this?
>>46669799Office hours?
>>46669799No job + there's 24 different timezones dickhead, possibly more.
>>46669836fuck you its my morning you bastastards just exist in it
>>46669836>possibly moreDo you hear the voices too?
>>46669842Good morning sir. You are bloody bastard, sir
I want to see more corruption stuffFallen maidens was rad, more of thatjust maybe without the harem? or the lolis
Monsters are Nazis.
>>46669799It's 11am weirdo, check your shogclock
>>46669855Wtf I love monsters now?
>>46669843I want to hear voices and interpret them as the will of God. Sadly I don't have the schizo gene. Maybe shog could help with that.
>>46669855Holy based.
>>46669869>>46669899You won't think it's so cool or funny when a ghostly Doppelganger in pitch black hugo boss with a red armband holding a horse whip plants her leather boot on your crotch and says "Zeit für Geschlechtsverkehr!"
Chesh figure when, Kenkou-sensei?
>>46669921>Zeit für Geschlechtsverkehr!No one says that.
>>46669992Soon I hope
Fat kots
>>46670035Fit kot instead
>>46670044No I need them to be soft, fat and very lazy
>>46670048Understandable but my folder can't provided, sorry anon. I prefer barn kot, fit and tomboyish
Its only a true hag if the nipples are inverted
Its only a true hag if she has saggers
I still like high level monsters doing mundane thingslike dragons tring to by groceriesor lilims doing gardening
Lilim and dark mage team up to sell "health drinks" for women
>>46670125>tring to by
>>46670134eh, you knew what I meant
>>46670130Miss Dark Mage also has pretty neat "jump" potions. They will let you leap like a frog!
>>46670130>this one gives you the strengh of an ox>this one will makes feel like you can fly>this ones meth... just meth!
Milk seller I am going to battle and I need your strongest milk
how does one discribe the inhumanity of a darkmage while writing?
>>46670247She's a witch anon.If you remove the more monstrous/magically mutated human appearance and their morally grey tendency to solve plroblems in horrific ways there isn't much inhumanity left, so you have to introduce some of those aspects back into them if you want Dark mages to justify their monstergirl cathegorization. Maybe the appearance they show you is just a fron and they actaually use their mana to hide their true self, which sets you up for a romantic moment where the male protagonist accepts them for what they are and not what they want others to think; or you make her human shaped but her morals are twisted and she causes pain to other even when she doesn't want to because her spells somewhat retain their harmful side-effects.There are other possibilities, those are the two that come off the top of my head. If you want other options look at mythology, it usually helps.
Freckles are too strong.
How does one describe a cow
>>46670362Don't be fooled by her submissive pose. She can jump on you and destroy your pelvis at any second.
>>46670362This man gets it.
>>46670390Just as planned
>>46670401Melon
>>46670375Objectively while drinking milk and eating cheese.
>>46670299thanks dude
>>46670448Happy to help.
Horror movie idea>dude works for client>is about to leave her house>cant>contract is magical>spends night running around house from demoncall it: didnt read the fine print
Horror Movie Idea>Dude hires Kiki>She's professional and thorough>The entire movie is just them being friendly and getting along.>At no point (and there's SO MANY opportunities) does the dude bend his Kiki over and fuck her.>Not on the kitchen table.>Not while she's folding laundry.>Never.Kikimoras everywhere boycott movie for being "too extreme".Movie illegal in all of Eastern Europe."Worse than A Serbian Film" say MULTIPLE reviews.
Real horror movie Monstergirl get isekaid to our world as a male
Horror movieFaculty, only sexy
Horrow movie idea:>WHO goes there?
horror movie ideaanon steals something from a lilimlilim corrupts town looking for anon
Horro movie idea:The Thing, but Shog.I've actually thought about writing a story like this.
Horror Movie Idea>Anon writes the PERFECT contract and gets his demon wife to sign it.>She tries to seduce him immediately after.>Gets rebuffed due to her contractual obligations.>"That's not what that clause means.">Legal fight of the century ensues.>Miss Demon was outmaneuvered at every turn by Anon.>After a prolonged legal battle, the Demonic Contract Court even sides with him.>She is humiliated amongst her peers and family.>A laughingstock.>Miss Demon (for she is definitely still a virgin) wakes up in a cold sweat.>It was just a dream!>Looks over--her husband is in a separate bed in the same room.>IT WAS REAL.>Movie ends with a close up of Miss Demon's look of horror as she realizes she's failed FOREVER.
>>46666258>>46666282A bit more detail would be nice.
Horror movie idea: single Hebi.
PicrelWhy live?
>>46670642how about>crazy doctor thinks he can "cure" a man burned by shirohebi fire>patient just wants to go home
>>46670642horror movie idea:Man cooks peanut butter smores in the dark beastwoman woods where he could be pounced on from the trees at any angle.
>>46670549https://arbuz-budesh.tumblr.com/post/145902106080/monster-wheel-gibbering-mouther-yikes>Shog is trying her best, but copying the human form is a lot harder than it looks
>>46670642Just touch hebi and she's yours
>>46670642I laugh when memekot cries but not Hebi. MAKE HER HAPPY NOW!
>>46669332The best loli monster girls are found outside the sabbath.
>Sad hebi posting
>>46669304Cute, Slugs are underrated drinking buddies!
>>46670895Normal humans become injured when they do that
That's it!Miss hebi is NEVER leaving her shrine again EVER!She's just going to stay at home with her ryu and eat ice cream and binge watch cheap REALITY TV.YOU DID THIS.
>>46670928You worry too much. She will nab the first virgin guy that will visit her shrine.
I cheat on my hebi wife with undyne so her fires can't so anything to me
>>46670961Famous last post before hebi seals him in her rape dimension forever.
>>46670967I'm gonna meet some abyssal girls in rape dimension and still cheat on hebi
hebihebihebihebihebihebihebihebi
>>46671037>I'm 100% hebi
>>46670942>go hiking in a remote part of Zipangu>a sudden and unexpected rainstorm floods the trail ahead and behind you, forcing you to take shelter in a nearby shrine>luckily, Miss Hebi and Miss Ryu are more than happy to let you stay until it passes
Wurm Wednesday
>Ask for doujinshi ideas>Anon gave monster girls to draw>Due to my lack of creativity, I can't draw them without more details.I need a more detailed idea please.
Whebi Whednesday
>>46671111Whatever you do do not draw hebi
>>46671111Frustrated Jiangshi attending yoga and pushing down her sexy teacher after class for refusing to give her the D.
>>46671111it's ok. you got heart
>>46671111Anon finds himself a human gf and brings her home, and when they're making out it turns out she's an Akaname, then slips her tongue into his pants.
>>46670612>>46671111For the pear loli Demon idea, I imagined something like this>the Demon is acting smug and seductive, posing in lingerie and something like that in front of the guy>it's super effective>the guy tosses the contract aside and goes straight into lewding and undressing her, Demon is surprised and flustered>ear-nibbling, horn grabbing, groping ass and thighs, spade tail teasing, etc. follows>she gets into it and melts into hazy pleasure, gets fucked in pussy and ass
>>46671111awakening a milf-y pharoah that likes what she sees
You post a nice picture of yourself online eating some instant ramen some months after portals open.What happens?
>>46671216Get nice, helpful comments from various Zipangu girls about how you can easily upgrade your noodles by adding things like egg, fresh chili, nori and stuff.
Anon orders a meal in perfect zipangeese and shocks locals
I choosed the beast tamer class, bought all the equipment and took a few courses with dark elves to learn the basics but know I don't know what to do. Where should I go to catch a strong beast and how to I grind levels?
>>46671272There's a secret event if you keep hanging around the Delf JKs
>>46671272you get a wooden chair, a whip and a shirt that doesn't button up all the way and look for the nearest manticore
Cow
Look who's here.
>>46671271Zipangu ushi immediately gets on all eights and submits to anon after he thanks them for the meal in Zipangese (Gocheesosama deshitter)
>>46671476i hope it's ms greenworm
>>46671295They're nice and friendly but neither me or them are interested >>46671367A manticore seems a little bit too much for a level 3 maybe something like a bunyip would be easier
>>46671476Whats worse is he still doesn't play the games.
How to cook for forty humans (Manticore guide)
>>46671527I haven't seen Ms. Greenworm since she gained weight and closed herself in her home last autumn. I wonder how she's doing now.
>>46671499Ushis submitting instead of raping? Zipangu had fallen...
>>46671623Ushis cannot beat the power of ignorant gaijin anon
>>46671678>telling an Ushi she CAN'T do somethingFamous last pelvis.
>>46671700Anon will bonk her on the head repeatedly with my phrase book while sayin soomemasen over and over again.No TINY zipangu spider is going to stop him from enjoying his holiday.
Balrog has just hit the market. Wet horsepussy soon.
The Gouger of Gaijin
>>46671177I'll start with yours since you were the first and move on to the rest. I hope this design suits your taste although I took way too much inspiration from MGE and it is mirrored.nsfw,https://catbox.moe/c/ggxh3l
>>46671046hello butiful hebi, post snek bob and snagene
The Pelvis Pulveriser of Portal Tourists
>>46671797She's cute, the MGE profile Demon is one of the all time best demon girl designs anyway so nothing wrong with taking inspiration from that.
The spider sex offender Visa Extender
I am to be hung drawn and quartered by artfairies. They are going to lift me up with magic, draw me in paint and then give me a nice lodgings with a fairy of my choice for my quarters
>>46670401Troll-san's watermelons...>>46670425That's a lot of cow. She looks nice.
>>46672089Wait I've seen this one already
>>46672107>artfairiesbetter than fartairies
The Balrog is too strong. The age of gyaru is upon us
>>46669269Why contain it? It's cool. Let the old women spill over into the schools and churches. Let the hags pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
>>46672317So is Balrog like a leader gyaru or a mature lady?
What's with the stick legs lately?
>>46672317>The age of gyaru is upon usIt has been upon us since pyrow droppedGod I love pyrows
>>46672366My brain got fooled into thinking this was an exquisite piece of art until I expanded the image. In this moment I wish I didn't have eyes.
>>46672345Leader gyrau
>>46672366Are those twintails?>>46672424Okay, I was hoping for more CC vibes, but I can accept another gyaru.
>>46672317>Wagie Anon writes his last moments before they storm his store in the mallDrums in the deep
>>46672455Yes.
horse
>THE DARK CLOUD OF BUBBLEGUM VAPE WILL NEVER VEIL YOU>FLAME OF BOBA>GO BACK TO THE MALL'S STORES>YOU SHALL NOT WICKWOCK DANCE
>>46672529She'd be pretty cute if it weren't for the horse pussy
Pyrows are cringe. Therefore, it stands to reason that balrog will be megacringe.
Balrog is next? The promised time is near>>46672529She's very pretty, even though I'm not into taur types.>>46672548Lel
>>46672529cute horsie
>>46672424That hoodie + bikini look that pyrows have makes me feel things.
Her pyre muscles flex,I am her next subject,Her power has me floored,Kneel before the overlord!Balrog, balrog, balrog, balrog, baaalroog, yep. WOOOO!
It is no longer safe for an innocent nerd to walk to the game store in the mall with these damn gyarus around
>>46672345More like a mature lady, I remember we discussed some movies a couple weeks ago and The Lady of the Rings was a pretty good one, how Gandalf sacrificed himself to lay the Balrog
>>46672684Why not? You can get your games AND someone to play with in one shopping trip! And she can crash at your place, paying her share of the rent (or more if you get more than one), that's a too convenient deal to not take.
I'm going to huff miss balrog's sweaty tits at the bubble tea shop
>>46672529Wet plaps are best plaps.
>>46672734Someone just being so casually friendly to me is my weakness. I wouldn't be able to resist a pyrow. Not sure if I wouldn't want to resist her either.
>>46672734They wouldn't even understand the complexity of the game and I don't want to carry all those shopping bags just for some freeloader who will eat my snacks and ruin my game time
>>46672777This is why monsters that sweat easily are the best
>>46672833For some odd reason this makes me think of Blacksouls
Balrog, claustro and pyrow friend group popping bubblegum outside of store VS one skittish anon who's just trying to get some instant ramen from said store
>>46672529CUTE
>>46672562She's pretty cute BECAUSE of the horse pussy
>>46672860just stare at the floor in front of your feet and start walking *really* quickly without looking up if they catcall you. they won't take it as a sign of vulnerability at all.
UOHHHHHHH HAG EROTIC! HAG WRINKLES AND SAGGERS! EROTIC!
>>46672860Bounced between their tits like a pinball between bumpers
>>46672813Gyarus can be pretty clever when they want to, and they're good listeners too. Just talk to her about your games and explain why you think it's good, who knows maybe talking to a girl like that will improve your speaking skills. I got my pyrows to evolve from party games like Codenames to becoming addicted to heavy stuff like Twilight Imperium, and one of them even voiced a desire to play the Europa Universalis board game, and not just for the "royal marriage" meme.And they're not freeloaders either! They pay rent, some of them can cook and the rest are willing to learn. Soon your snacks will be replaced with better tasting homemade stuff, at least sometimes and only if you like it. If you don't, then the average modern pyrow gyaru is also tech savvy and well connected enough to get the groceries delivered to your doorstep with no extra courier fees through an app.Monster girls are so good it's almost scary.
>>46672529A centaur girl without huge boobs is like an angel without wings.
Drawing monster girls, kinda realized I could post them here as well
>>46672529Pictured/imagined she'd be more dark and droopy y'know? Looks more fitting of a Hippocampus
>>46672529Too small.
>>46673182It's in the eyes. They look empty.
>>46673163Giant dullahans' dullahans, the head looks like it could get lost between them
>>46672366>>46672421Explain this sorcery, I got fooled too lmao!
>>46673064> tech savvy and well connected enough to get the groceries delivered to your doorstep with no extra courier fees through an app.Pyrows are lazy, so they are naturally good at making sure everything gets done with as little effort as possible on their part.
Pyrows will suck your dick for exchange of you buying them energy drinks
>>46673272A monster for a Monster seems like a fair trade.
Baphomet? More like BaphoSHIT.
>>46673256>I put on my wizard hat and robe
>100 years ago>"girl with fox ears?! She must an evil youkai! Exterminate them!">now>"girl with fox ears?! What a cute girl! I want to pamper her and have 6 children with her!"What happened during the past century?
>>46673190Probably not the first time that has happened
>>46673300We became civilized
>>46673300Typing out the answer would make me antivulpinistic.
hag sagger status?
>>46673326Very low ;)
>>46673300Women got rights and started to vote and we saw who the real monster was
>>46673163Based anon, the Dulla girls don't get enough love
>>46673326SAG is at all time lows, but I shorted it so that's fine. I much prefer Cheese Pizza (GOAT) due to its flat trading and use as a store of value, but the steady upward curve of Banana Coin (RYTA) is also nice.
I wonder how the TV commercial addressing the lack of teen pregnancy are in MGE, and also the school reunions about that.Being a Christmas cake in monster society is like being a neet in ours.
wait... how's Cross able to use Balrogs, ain't they owned/patented?
>>46671146I should prepare yours too I am not good at yoga though, and tell me if you want any additional design. nsfw.https://catbox.moe/c/ggxh3l
>>46672529Unexpecdly cute.
>>46673419This post reminded of that one gallon of milk guy from /fit/
>>46673326Imminent.
>>46672529New girl?
The image of a Pyrow gyaru who sings in a heavy metal garage band just struck me and I’m sad this doesn’t exist now.
>>46673544No
>>46673590Oh I'll go back to sleep then
>>46673431Raita bananas are quite tempting indeed
>>46673575can you stop forcing this shit already
>>46673539I deserve to disappear inside hag clothing
>>46673544Yes, and Balrog is apparently going to be the next one.
>>46673575We need more monsters that shop at hot topic.
>>46672529Oh look, she's wet
>>46673724Which monster girl isn't honestly?
>>46673711>WeBro, you are literally the only person trying to force pyrows or muh gyaru or zoomer or whatever meme, no one gives a single flying fuck about those and never had to the point where people stopped talking about pyrow the next days after the profile dropped I know we have our fair share of repeating posts about the same few girls, but give it a rest already, you've been at it for hours.
>>46673727Maybe a sandworm with allergies.
>>46673694Will it fly?
>>46673694>Candlegeist already forgotten before even releaseGrim.
I'll take 5 holsts please
>>46673781We only have 3 holsts, but we can throw in a minotaur and an ushi-oni.
>>46673788I'll just take the 3 holsts then; unless you can give me 3 minos as well to balance out the numbers, then I'll take the minos as well. But otherwise, just the 3 holsts.
Do you have any cows in ultrasoft?
Minotaur milk > Holst milk https://files.catbox.moe/xjx42l.jpg
>>46673802Canonically false.
>>46673802Bapho milk > all other milks
What about jub milk?
>me watching a single holst chewing grass in a field casually btfoing baphos and all sabbats by merely existing And people will unironically say that baphos are some of the strongest mamono. Holsts reign supreme
>>46673802If I could have a minor wish I would spend it on all artists on this world learning that milk doesn't come out of the tip of the nipple only, but also from the areolae as well.
Baphos have holst beat in the breast department tooHow will the cows ever recover from such mogging?
>>46673799Of course,most of them come in that texture. If you'd like, we can also offer extra firm or fluffy chitin.
>>46673872I'd like a big holst, big enough to use as a bedextra meaty
>>46673858>We have to imitate holsts in order to beat themNah little breastlet, that's a big fat L on your part.
>>46673353Dullahan girls just want to be loved too, even if they are kuudere about it
>>46673617>>46673729Buddy, not everyone who posts monsters you don’t like is the same guy.
>>46673913When people start with hating something or start naming their boogeymen or e-celebs just ignore them and report, don't reply to them
>>46673913But what if they are??
>>46673802muuscle milk, for better natty gains and a bigger dicki'll take a dozen bottles
>>46672529thought she'd be stickierat least the tail would be nice to hug while railing her
Druella take me. I'll stick my dick in anything monstrous.
>>46673913It's really obvious when their manner of speech is literally the same in every post. It's not as hard to notice as you think.
>>46673940or you get a little deranged about shit you don't like. there's always that
Marrying your hebi childhood friend!
>>46673950>Stop noticing things Yeah and we've never been raided nor had certain schizos spend days and weeks spamming werid shit. Have it your way.
>>46673955>childhood friend hebi>marriageBut you already were?
>>46673990No, I thought I was supposed to get married to that one Yuki onna.
Getting tricked into kissing a foxGetting tricked into letting a fox live with youGetting tricked into having sex with a foxGetting tricked into having kids with a foxGetting tricked into marrying a foxGetting tricked into falling in love with a fox
>>46674008>Getting tricked into falling in love with a foxJokes on her, falling for her tricks was my trick, to make her fall in love with me.
>>46673955what about pyrow childhood friend?
>>46674008outfoxed again
>>46674008Fucking Foxoplasmosis.
>>46674008That sounds nice and all but nothing can beat the Christmas cake Troll neighbour
>>46673990>>46673994I wish to marry the Kejourou child
>>46672529I'm really starting to get annoyed with how KC releases the girls, kills any hype around them.
>>46674195wtf why did the artist gave Tio such sad, flat saggers
>>46674195>EMGCathyl ruined it.
>>46674271Nah, it was the male centaur shit.
>>46674278I stopped reading after Cathyl cheated on her boyfriend, did it get worse?
>>46674299Barely remember it, but it had more shit introduced later.
who taught the gremlins about seatbelts? i thought they wouldn't wear them, but apparently safety's very important to themnow i can't just lift one out of her dumb chair and take her home
Beeg harpy https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL9MTIdXUAAa-xv?format=jpg&name=orig
This is the optimal party comp >Elf for magical dps and smug attitude that crumbles when you grope her >Human for healing, bearing sons and monsterizing into any species you want >P’orc for tanking, cuddling on cold nights and hot sweaty sex
>>466743642 hyper
>>46674318just take the entire chair off, chances are it's only connected to the rest of the whatever she's made on pure elbow grease and a few kind words.
>>46673503They are, by the Tolkien Estate. But KC isn't nearly as big of a name as TSR and Dungeons & Dragons nor is the Tolkien Estate after Christopher's passing the same one from the 70s.
>>46674364Who the fuck even gets off to shit like that, this is more like some bizarre tumor case illustration than lewd
>>46674392>Who the fuck even gets off to shit like that/d/
chicken
>>46674413I'm going to fertilize her eggs
>Told a monster girl who obsessed with me that I would immediately have sex with her as soon as I became a wizard (reach 30) >She agreed and left me alone for a while>After gaining magical powers, quickly learn the teleportation spell and teleport to the farthest continent>Leave that fool with nothing>Continue enjoy my life as a bachelorGod, these monsters are so dumb, lol.
>>46674437>Consistent egg production is a sign of happy, healthy hens. Most hens will lay their first egg around 18 weeks of age and then lay an egg almost daily thereafter. In their first year, you can expect up to 250 eggs from high-producing, well-fed backyard chickens. Then, egg counts will naturally decrease each following year with hens entering egg retirement around years six or seven.I don't think fertilizing all her eggs is a good idea.
How do I deal with my vampire GF getting blood drunk and loudly complaining about my dick being too big?
>>46672089Order bros we are so back
>>46674413I bet there's a special gaping division for those monsters that can lay eggs
>>46674400Hmm should have posted it to /d/ now that you mention it
>>46671867
>>46674487Nice monster girl image, faggot.
>>46674487Where do you think you are retard?
>>46674413mmmm, chicken breasts
>>46674453https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Teleportation_Spell>There's also the method of using a person's individual mana as a guide mark, which is possible for monsters precisely because of their proficiency in distinguishing the mana of individual people. Naturally if the mana of an individual is known, it's possible to teleport to the target's location, but by determining if anyone else's mana is in the body of an individual, and figuring out places where strong traces of the target's mana remain, it's even possible to teleport to places deeply connected to an individual, such as an individual's home, etc., or to the location of the family of an individual.>wizard Anon thinks he's safe for the time being>he expended all of his meager, freshly acquired wizard mana for this one, long range teleportation spell>barely a second later his spouses face materializes behind him, bearing a fake smile and a twitching vein on her forehead
hello anons, it is i, me. i havent been here for a while, are bunyips here yet
>>46674413humans were MADE to have sex with domesticated animals (and vice versa). if you don't you're betraying the social contract between the domesticated and the domesticator.
>>46674008>Six kits in working on the seventh>Begin to suspect that there might have been ulterior motives to her offering a tail fluff
>>46674413that small chicken is very cute.i want to force that little chicken to endure being squashed and tribbed by the beeg chicken, and then I want to impregnate them both.
>>46674523Finally, the excuse I've always needed to fuck doggirls.
>>46674523So true sister.
>>46674523I don't think I want to go to the rodeo anymore
>>46672529I was wondering when he would add this
>>46674413>bring your son to a nearby farm to look at the chickens and other farm animals>he loves it, the cowgirls and chickengirls seem to love him too>go to grab some oats so he can feed them >get back to the coop>kid is gone>hens blushing and trying not to meet your eyewhat do
>>46674508Nah, that's not gonna happen.
>>46674583Ride the cow. DO IT NOW.
>>46674622I made this post.
InsectsBugs even
>>46674627that's a pretty braid.
>>46674638i would an entire colony of ants
>>46661736>sign the contract >got declined because of my unintelligible handwriting
>>46674523Man, things really changed at the county fair cattle auction when monstergirls took over, now it's just a farm-manamo fashion show with the winners getting their pick of audience members
rape
>>46674595Fish him out of the coop and make them promise to wait until he's 16remember- pedophilia is wrong! protect young boys!
>>46674707having a flock of chickens for wives doesn't sound too bad
>mamono don't know I'm playing with my virgin dick right now
>>46674760they know, and they're angry.
>>46674777What are they gonna do about it? Portals are still not here.
>>46674627How do you solve this conundrum?
>>46674797moan. she'll be embarrassed and let you go.
>>46674760>Bitches don't know bout my dick
>>46674638I will quietly accept mantis.
>>46674810>Let me just turn my mouth into a vibrator, that'll make her take her pussy away from my face
helloid like to cuddle with a monster girlthat is all
>>46672529DON'T BE FOOLED ANONS, SHE'LL DRAG YOU INTO THE LOCH TO YOUR DOOM
A Demon is wandering across the aftermath of an Order town taken by the Extremists. To the humans, it is a sad sight, because it was their fall. All their glorious sights will be taken away, Monsters will fade the former golden complexion of their towers and walls and flags, and replace everything with all that is ugly and black.She soon comes across the sad sight of a Crusader, sitting all alone in a ditch and sobbing under his helmet. It was a queer sight, that she should see a man who would normally be zealous and ready to kill her on sight, reduced to a coping mess. She asks him, "Crusader, why do you cry?"He looks up to her - "It is because evil won.""But we are not evil." Argued the Demon. The Crusader shook his head and he said "But you are evil to us."Further, the Crusader lamented, stretching his hand up to the city around that had been taken, hearing all the cries of ecstasy and rape going on. "You rape our men and change our women, but you will not stop there. You will change everything we like, and lived for, to what you prefer. We will not have a choice, because you will force our minds to accept it. You are destroying everything I grew up into and knew. You are destroying my people, and no amount of frolicking will bandage this." he saith.And the Demon, she was truly stumped. She knew not how to cheer up this man, for he was right. She could only offer him her body, but she could not offer him the life he wanted.
Out of all the monsters in this realm, I'll take the animate piece of earth and growth, please. Not enough big tiddy gnomes, they'd make the perfect archtiects/builders/farmers what with being able literally shift the earth for foundation work
>>46674836tough... maybe she'll be satisfied and let you go if you eat her out to completion, then?
>>46672529what a beautiful horse. i sure would love to ride such a gorgeous horse around on land, without drowning.
>>46674860I imagine he got better though.
>>46674874If you do it right she should go weak in the knees and collapse, yeah. That's not to say your legs wouldn't then be pinned, but at least you be able to breathe when inhaling steamy cow musk... As directly, anyway.
>>46672529alright Scots want will their accents be?
>>46672529Cute Fishhorse.
>>46674909Incomprehensible
>>46674909kelpies are mostly associated with locks and those are all over the place so you can have your pickalthough if you had to pick on I guess Highlands would work>>46674942That's Glaswegian and northern isles
>>46674951*Lochs
>>46674909I'm intentionally saying one's a part of the wrong clan
>Kelpie from Inverness
All you need to tempt a kelpie is a can of iron bru and a deep fried mars bar then
>>46672529Kind of a boring design carried by her profile.
>>46674860>NOOOO ABLOO ABLOOO YOU CANT TURN MY CLASSICAL ARCHITECTURE INTO CHEESY BAT WINGED BLACK TOWERS OF GENERIC EVIL AND TURN MY WESTERN PIGDOG SOCIETY INTO AN ORGY CIVILIZATION NOOOOOOORape will fix him.
>>46674973>deep fried marsmostly a tourist and novelty thing
>>46674987i liked it
>>46674974do tell
does the kelpie of the loch get along with the unicorn of the glen?
>>46674973or some heroin
is kelpie a rangers or celtic fan?
>>46674888>open the elevator>barely conscious man pinned beneath immobile cow's lower body, trying weakly to leverage her gigantic ass to free himself but making now progress>letting out occasional feeble moans as he accidentally shoves his face into her musk again>cow is out cold>close the door and decide to wait for the next elevator
>>46674994There is no subtext to what I said.
>>46675006Well she is blue...
>>46675009go on
>>46674860>paladin staring blankly at a gremlin as she explains their plan to build a space elevator
>>46675015Dabadeedabeedoo
>>46675028It's cute when younger wives try to reference old people memes for you.
>>46674974Really? I thought her profile was boring as well.>You touch her and then you get dragged underwater and do the sexIronically, the monster girls that only focus on the sex part tend to be very forgettable since there are just so many other girls that do that and other stuff as well and still feel like they have a place in the world
do kelpies acknowledge Dunfermline as a city?
>>46675037Best at sex is just who cares and boring once you've read enough profiles. Focus on romance and world building instead.
>>46675045kelpies still acknowledge bonnie prince charlie as the rightful king of the scots. they won't even treat with local government officials unless they're representatives of a clan.
>>46675045Better question is how they deal with the Welsh
why did the mad hatters steal the stone of scone from the kelpie?
>>46675016No.>>46675037It's pretty close to how the myths of the Kelpie/Each-Uisge usually goes. I can deal with her being a rapist horsepussy who's addicted to your ahegao, even enjoy it. But her appearance is boring.
>>46675065
>>46675065I like her design and it fits with her profile nicely. You'd need to change the profile a bit to have it work with a another design.
Now all the Centaur family needs is Pegasus and some kind of undead horse.
>>46674896Not even monstergirls can resist the booty
>>46674860This is blatant anti-demon propaganda. Demons want everyone to be happy. If you didn't want to be invaded, you should have put as much effort into ending suffering within your city as you did playing war.They'll understand one day.
Remember when these threads were briefly good again without the rampant gachafaggotry and retards posting dogshit art like >>46675073 without even bothering to actually make a post?
>>46675065>I can deal with her being a rapist horsepussy who's addicted to your ahegao, even enjoy it. But her appearance is boring.I just think everything about her is boring. There was a real missed opportunity here.
STOP being mean to the horse. You're hurting her feelings.
UAP
>>46675067Fuck off.
>>46675123She should stop making me get on a stool or a hay bale so I can properly fuck her, then I’ll stop being mean to her
>Yer a centaur KelpieI'm a WHAT?>Kelpie, yer a centaur
>>46675139>Cmon then ye fishy cunt square go like
>>46675135
>>46675135>>46675169Kill yourself.
>>46675174make me chump
>>46675144I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MY DECK IN THE OWL
>>46675174You need a Bogey in your life, man.
>>46675135>>46675169Why do you niggers keep thinking that you're welcomed here? you have a whole board for your garbage
>Hey anon, I'm sweatpilled and frecklemaxxing
her only weakpoint is her tummy
>>46672529she'd look silly swimmingif you squint it'd look like nessie though
>>46675292i will cum inside a tummy,hitting for critical damage!
>>46675275This is why she's single
>>46675338>Monster girls complaining about the 100 to 0 creampie oneshot build
>>46675342Fuck off gachafag.
Where's Meido when you need him?
>>46675370>Dear Playlim,>You'll never believe it, but it happened to me.>My Meido was an ALP.
>>46675391>>>/lgbt/ Stay there
blue collar msgks fixing your utilities
>Have desire to marry a hebi>Finally meet hebi>Crazier than normal>Say hi to her in hopes she does the full "this is fate" thing>She does>Make a comment about how you really like her eyes>Talk for awhile and exchange numbers and addresses>Next day hebi shows up to your house>She has bandages around her head>She give you a jar with her eyeball in it preserved >She ripped out her eye because she knows you like them so much>She did this for you because she loves you so muchSo how crazy is too crazy for you?This definitely is too crazy for me.
>>46675420Fuck off.
>>46675420is this a reference?
>>46675432Sort of. >>46675426Mamonobama can fix it like it never happened.
>>46675432the guy who made teaching feeling had a girl that was exactly that insane
>>46675435she cant heal my wounds
>>46675440that what i was wondering
Holsts seem like the kind of girl where a plane could crash into your next-door neighbors house (no one injured or killed), and she wouldn't even bat an eye, just content to chew her cud.
I cant decide between a mommy echidna and a tomboy foulmouthed bunyip
>When you drop acid in Wonderland's bovine farmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
>>46675499Fuck off, crossboarder.
>>46675505I've been here for over a decade, fren. There's no getting rid of me.
Responding violently in a wojak outrage to everything you perceive as "shitposting" definitely won't inspire it to increase tenfold at all, no sir.
>>46675518isn't that his plan tho?
>>46675513>>46675518Stay on /vg/ where you belong. There's a reason this place was better when you faggots were banned for a week.
>>46675518Might be falseflagging.
>>46675486Training her position for gaping
>>46675535Some advice?Close your browser. Stand up, take a step away from the computer. Go to your porch, get some fresh air for a few moments. Brew some tea, put a teaspoon of sugar in it, maybe two if you're feeling indulgent. Sit back down at your computer, take a deep breath, let out a sigh, and do something else for awhile. >>46675554I prefer not to ruin my cows like that.
>>46675562>>46675554Throw yourself out a window.
>>46675562>I prefer not to ruin my cows like that.Like you wouldn't go balls deep into a cow and mercilessly dump your seed inside her holes until she's left like a throbbing mess with her gaping holes oozing out your seed, you know like your average doujin protagonist
>>46675568You're loved and precious, anon. Please never forget that! I hope you have a blessed day!>>46675569You really need to stop porn for awhile. It's rotting your brain.
I have been a virgin for all 39 years I've been alive. I have practiced semen retention every day since birth, and I am very powerful from keeping the sacred secretion. I will NEVER relinquish my semen to ANYONE. I will NEVER have an orgasm. I WILL die a virgin, practicing my monastic, ritualistic lifestyle. I WILL remain pure forever. Monsters cannot stop me. None will ever be able to strip my cowl and robe, which extends past my feet. None will ever touch my lips past this beard I have cultivated.
>>46675583ms wisp likes mint condition
>>46675583The Jubjub bird's final boss, the Semen Retaining Anon.
Getting drunk is a weakness, and winegote is a lethal weapon. I am completely defenseless against my auntster.
perhaps I shall just stay in the starting village where I am safe from the monsters
>>46674649It will be surely the last time a demon will go after anyone polish. Especially Anonz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
My head NEEDS to be sandwiched between a pair of strong mino thighs
>>46675603>winegote aunt celebrating your 18th by giving you your first beer>and your second>a shot of spirits wouldn't hurt, either>and a little bit of the special pink stuff she keeps on the high shelf...
where did everyone go?
>>46675603all i had for dinger was wine and mozerlla
>>46675627We're all at Druella's birthday party
>>46675627Just like your dad, we left to get a pack of smokes.
>>46675633>>46675627woah, dude, you weren't invited? damn... pretty much everyone is there.
>>46675605>stay in the starting village where I am safe from the monstersLow level monster adventurers pass through there all the time and they're really cute, be warned.
>>46675627To 7 Elven.
I bet Hakutakus write shitty books.
>>46675627To the East; the land that lies beyond the silence. A land of bright beaches, verdant forests, azure rivers, and great mountains with snowy caps; the winds that blow westward from this place carry the scent of pine trees. The water is emerald-green. The air is suffused with golden light.You can come too, if you'd like. It's not far. Just a short spring's evening away.
>>46675652Only the scatologist Hakus. But you wouldn't like their books since they're not scratch-n-sniff.
>>46675691Kill yourself, /vg/ nigger.
>>46675691That attempt of a joke was so bad that I'll call the police on you
Gentlemen, Foxes.I have nothing more to say.
Never thought I'd lose my virginity side by side with an elf.
>>46675734Did you think she'd be on top?
>>46675734What about side by side with a friend? (with benefits)damn you, you got me wondering what kind of monster girl the mouth of sauron would be
>>46675752it's greenworm
>>46675752Ghoul. Look at that mouth. Gotta be.
>>46675639Fuck no. You couldn't make me go into any store based on the shit I have to inventory on a weekly.
>>46675755Galadriel is the greenworm. You can tell because she's the most beautiful woman in all the land.
>>46675755>OLD GRAY PUBES>I HAVE A TOKEN I WAS BIDDEN TO GIVE THEE>*Pulls out half eaten cabbage*
>>46675774>>>/vg/Stay there, vermin
>>46675779she really knows how to chew the scenery
so anyone doing the meme of the month?
>>46675841the meme this month is ELF, thank you for asking! when exposed to ELF this month, please smile and laugh quietly.
>>46675841Nah, I can't afford a subscription to the Meme of the Month Club. Half the time the meme is just "Cheshire Butt" anyway.
Gray wind is called that becuase her scales are greynot becuase she's so old her scales have aged
toruture a cheshire by forcing her to warch yearly 2000's sitcoms
>>46675855nah theres only one type of torture i like and it aint thatr
>>46675855>She latches on to the last few seasons of Friends.>Ships Joey and Chandler.>Won't shut the fuck up about it.You didn't think your cunning plan all the way through.
>>46675855>cheshire then gets into a heated debate about who the real villain is in everybody loves raymond>>46675898>MGs>wanting gayLies
>>46675906A Cheshire can say or do anything she likes while being tortured, even demand that Chandler "tongue fuck Joey's mouthhole until he loses consciousness, then formally adopt that duck so he can stop being a bastard."
>>46675892huh?
>>46675923https://exhentai.org/s/ed5073f582/2868914-21
>>46675923Probably anal.
you can trust the pink ones
Where do I go to find the monster ladies who are super into gentle femdom and romance?
>>46675934>fat faggot mangaTrash, go somewhere else
>>46675626But auntie goat, the drinking age is 21
>>46675941What? where?
>>46675939Man we can't have anything, can we?
>>46675975I like the aunt because she has inverted nipples and she's not as fat.
Now I'm thinking that the faggot that opposes to anything is legit trolling because we don't want his warhammerfaggotry here
>>46675982Forgot proofhttps://files.catbox.moe/u1tkhy.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/cw6spw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tyecae.png
>>46675975>sampleshit>fat fetish mangaFuck off>>46675993You too, retard. How suspicious you "people" always show up when you get pushback for posting trash.
>>46675982Very strong qualities though I'm a big fan of the scarrage and the deadpan face. I think the whole cast is really likable, not sure if I have a favorite.
>>46675998Oh, you're right. Sorry about that, buddy. Here's the full version.
>>46675993a frenzied meltdown of some kind was inevitable since KC had an update
>>46675999>>46676003>Spamming nowWow, who could have seen this faggotry coming?
>>46675995The first and the third one are corrupted
>>46676018Fucking-Wow they just don't want to upload to catbox for whatever reason6639681 and 9097226 on gel
>>46676021catbox seems to have a way to "know" certain images are bad and will delete them shortly after upload. You can potentially work around it by converting the image to a jpg, as that's a lossy file format and likely isn't going to ping the same as before that way.
more nerds
>>46675999Monsters really improve with pantyhose, same as sweaters and reverse bunnysuits, bonus for spats
>>46676116Luv me reverse bunnysuitSimple as
>>46676130
>>46675998dude chill out a little you've been assmad in the thread all day
>>46676118made to be sloppy eaten out
>>46676118I want to bite those thighs and leave bite marks
>>46676130I require Troll in latex reverse bunnysuit, bonus points for a latex choker.Also fishnet reverse bunnysuit is fine too.
Who is sealing all these foxes? What was their crime? Did they even get a fair trial?
>>46676197I like my demons a little cooler.
you're now think of the mad cow.
>>46676326grrrrr.
>>46676326>Have a man, cow!
How is Miss Lim still a hopeless, boyfriendless virgin when she has a body like this?
>>46675518>wojakSomething tells me the outrage is justified, when the likes of you rally against it.
>>46676442probably because men jizz themselves and collapse as soon as they come within fifty meters of her.Demon lord problems.
>>46676442She has low self esteem.
>>46676442how are you to make it past her trusty lesser succ, medium succ, and arch succ entourage?
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that its rude to just call every girl that pounces on you at night a sleep paralysis demon.They could be succubi, ghosts, or even nightmares!Not everyone of them is a demon.
Monsters with language barriersMonsters with hidden eyes
>>46676488Just tell them you have a written message (actually a love letter) that you need to deliver to the Lilim directly.
You wanna talk about forgotten monster girls? *Here's* a forgotten monster girl.
>>46676580I like that picture of a Sphinx confused while sucking a dick because the Anubis next to her with her long jackal tongue had completely superiority
>>46676549they got to frisk you first because of all those assassins and stuff
>Buy van>Paint "Rare Lego Sets Inside!">Drive around !Thebes>Anubi flock to you van, old and young>They get in>Drive home>???>Profit
>>46675275>>46675345>he starts forcing his pyrowshit at the exact same time when gachaspam and other usual shitposting beginswow another coincidence!
>>46676580Not forgotten. It's just her coworker is extremely popular.
>>46676587! !
>>46676591the thing about humans is they're not as good at recognizing meaningful patterns as they think they are
>>46676591what the fuck is 'pyroshit' what the hell are you on. what is wrong with pyros
>>46676591>posting mge monsters is suddenly badhttps://files.catbox.moe/pp1jq3.PNG
>>46676598¡ ¡
>>46676591Meds now
>>46676619>INSTANTLY comes back to defend himself via removing (You) mark with 4chanxlol
>>46676197>>46676118I do like the red ones
>>46676591Holy fuck can you stop bitching for a second? It's MGE stuff you damn tourist
Anubis Palace Guard or Anubis Palace Priestess?
>>46676619>SuddenlyHe's been bitching about certain MGE monsters for yearsLiteralYears
>>46674860It's sad because he's right. Monster are still monster after all
>>46676634the big one, the small one and then the big one again
>>46674860It's sad because he's wrong, even the majority of Monsters think Extremists are kooks.
>>46676646So 2 guards and 1 priestess, or just 1 guard and 1 priestess with the guard getting preferential treatment?
>>46676629Nobody like this one.
>>46676667Stop bitching about monstergirls!
>>46676608>>46676613>>46676633I'm convinced he's trying a psy-op to make people pushing back against shitposting look ridiculous by bitching about something harmless.
>>46676674Or you're just replying to yourself because you want to spam terrible chinese and korean gacha trash and fat fetish manga.>verification not required
>>46676674that's kind of you
>>46676674>about something harmless.>literally the same schizo who posts gacha is spamming the same shit over and over about the same girl that no one cares about>harmlessAh, we're at "that" stage of falseflag.
>Anubis bitching at me because I'm not minmaxing when I play video games>"STOP, STOP! YOU'RE NOT PLAYING EFFICENT!""Sweetie, it's a game. I'm just play-">"PLAY MORE EFFICNENTLY!"
>>46676679yeah, you keep doing that false equivalence thing. don't you have some sports gaping to go on about?
>>46676680I will mine sand with a pickaxe because I'm too lazy to switch and she cannot stop me
>>46676674It's genuinely just him seeing patterns in nothing and thinking two or three different people are some how all one person
>>46676679>the same girl that no one cares aboutWe still talking about Pyrows? Nice revisionism in that case.
>>46676679Pyrows are good and some people like them, you can seeth all you want about it. I look forward to your meltdown when Balrog releases and Pyrows get more attention/art by association.
>All this petulant seething and falseflagging over the /vg/ shitposting spamming faggots getting told to kick rocks Take your shit eating, piss drinking, whale blubber eating loving, chinese "game" posting asses back to fucking /vg/ you cunts.
>>46676696>Pyrows are good and some people like themThat's why no one even remembered they existed before balrog, right? Some girls are just unpopular, and it's fine, no need to try and rewrite history.
>>46676706>That's why no one even remembered they existed before balrog, right?>no need to try and rewrite history.Too much bait for today.
>>46676706would somebody really do that? go on the internet and tell lies?
>>46676706>196 pictures in the gallery>Unpopular and forgotten
>>46676737Better yet, Ctrl+F "Pyrow" to see how many direct mentions they had before >>46671756 in this thread alone.
>>46676749But if he does that he will see that most of these posts were made by thr same guy replying to himself...
>>46676754Yes, I definitely agree with you and I'm a completely different person.
>>46676654> Even the majority of Monsters think Extremists are kooks.And yet they let them roam free. Extremists are always your first contact with the monster world and it's a bad one. A man from here should rule other newly conquered cities.
>>46676766they're a small faction of a small faction. it's not likely they'd be your first encounter
>>46676640Fucking bullshit. Fuck off
>>46676766Again, nonsense.
>>46676667I do
>>46676784I don't care what shitposters like you like.
>>46676784stop posting monstergirls
>>46676784>>46676787>replying to yourselfNobody wants your daiperfaggot OC. Notice how we didn't have you faggots running around for that week you retards were banned?
>>46676791Why are you replying to yourself?
Welp, threads gone to shit for the night. Have a fox.
>>46676789even if you don't count valkyries the order overlooks kobolds and tolerates erosin addition, the order is not particularly pervasive and any fringe territory has friendly relations with monsters (costal towns, snowy areas, the entirety of zipangu and the mist continent)
>>46676801You could say it got burned down.
A stinking, feckless, nasty little Mouse Girl came into my court today and said "Uguu! Human King, you are so mighty and handsome and I like you a lot! Tis a shame you have no Queen, but should you want, I would gladly become your bride!". I and my guards, chamberlain, jester and subjects all roared with a laughter at her and I had my guards throw her into the mud outside the city walls! How arrogant, how delusional, that a Monster at all should think themself worthy of marrying a Human KING such as myself, and ruling my pure, human Kingdom alongside me. But for a PATHETIC little DUMB MOUSE to think she should deserve the honor is the joke of the ages! I would sooner take the ugliest courtesans my Kingdom has, than the hand of a MOUSE in marriage! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>46676933She should have seen it coming just asking a king out without even becoming a knight or something.
>>46676674It's a classic scheme yes, but in this case I think it's just a turbo sperg with a few screws loose. I hope nobody gives him even time of the day the next time he appears who am I trying to fool
>>46677007I’m gonna make it a point to talk about how much I want to be reverse gangbangged by a group of Pyrows half my age at least once per thread for a few threads because of him.
>>46677007Even accounting for mental illness it doesn't add up. Let's just move on.
I will not lose to cows
>>46677041>reverse gangbangged by a group of Pyrows half my ageSo where can I find Pyrows twice my age?
>>46677052HagvilleTheir clothes are several sizes too small, beware of meaty bellies poking out underneath their tops
>>46677061Mmm, obesity.
>>46677052Malt shops and drive in movie theaters.
>>46677050Drink up anon, its good for you
>>46677050Personally I consider a cow wife as an ultimate win and end goal.
>>46677041I want to get raped on the train by a group of delinquent Pyrows
Manticores could be here.
>>46677214Manticores are DORKS
>>46677214No way man, they can't get past the water lizards
comedy ideakunoichi office boss who's staff do know know shes a ninja/monster
>>46677489She always wears a mask, must be because she gets a cold often.
>>46677489Where's the comedy?
>>46677503Kunoichi are inherently funny as hell.
>>46677489>ends up jumpscaring people when she never means to.>"knows" things she coudlnt possibly be there for>delivers note via messenger bird>has an seemingly infinite supply of pens up her sleeves that she tends to throw at people>can outpace the elavator to any floor>Has a weird thing for large empty cardbord boxes
>ara ara are you really attracted to old woman like me? Yes of course miss your tits are larger than my head and you can barely fit through doorways with that ass of yours why do hags say this stuff anyway
>>46677550>why do hags say this stuff anywayCrow's feet, saggers, cellulite, debt.
>>46677550>why do hags say this stuff anywayThey spent decades reading hentai about younger men hooking up with older ladies, please understand
>>46677553Fuck I love hags
>>46677553>Crow's feetAs in black harpys talons? Hot
>>46677550>ara ara are you really attracted to old woman like me?>"no" Now what hag?
>>46677557Me too, Anon. Me too.
>>46677596what do bird feet feel like bros?
What would you do if some Monsters told you that you're a fucking retard for thinking that huge breasts equals hag?
>>46677733correction until double peace
>>46677767Start crying and demand mommy milkies
>you keep thinking your HELLhound gf wears that shirt as a joke>she actually does turn out to be a deeply devoted christian who burns down sabbath lodges and insists on converting you and demands you go to church on sunday with her>because she doesn't want you to go to hell, ironically enough>keeps telling you about all the kids she wants to have once you marry her>and only when you marry her
>>46677821I won't worship the demiurge.
one winged angel? screw that! One winged dragon!
>>46677550It's a foolproof strategy
>>46677908She'll fix you.
>>46677916Suddenly I feel very thirsty...
>>46677916I read that as floofproof at first, I think they’re starting to get to me.
>>46677909Who wants a dragon that can only fly in circles?
>>46677965Clearly you aren't floofproof
>>46677984She's perfect for nascar dragon races
>>46677984i want a dragon to fly circles around me
>>46677916No woman looks or acts like this irl
>>46677821>Hellhound wife goes to Hell after death because she's a Hellhound>I go to Heaven>We're separated foreverNo thanks, I'll stick with kiki. Kikis go to Heaven.
>>46678021all dogs go to heaven
>>46678019This is a monster girl thread.
>>46678021Wrong, she turns into a Heavenhound eventually and takes you up to Heaven herself.
>>46678086>monster GIRL So they are based on woman
>>46677916what a tube of lard, disgusting
Give me the lethargic, cuddleraping purgatorywan instead of heaven or hellwan
>go to the theater because I'm bored>pay for my ticket>place is oddly deserted today, only like three cars in the parking lot>all I see in the lobby running the confections counter is the one bored Pyrow employee there in her work shirt and hat looking at her phone>knew her from high school years back>say hi and show her my ticket, select my seat on the pad>she asks if I wanted any snacks>guess I'm kind of hungry, so I order a drink with a small popcorn and candy>eh fuck it, I get a hotdog too>"A hotdog, huh.">pyrow suddenly gets a sly look on her face and snrrts, asks me if I want to see something cool>just nod since I got like 20 minutes of previews before the movie actually plays>she grabs a wiener from the tray and unbuttons her shirt>she's not wearing a bra>her large breasts almost pop out fully as she puts the wiener in her cleavage>mfw it fucking heats up and steams as she caresses the dog with her jugs and rubs it up and down>she pops it free and puts it in the bun and hands it to me>she doesn't stop there, after she fixes my drink she grabs a popcorn bag and loads it with the seeds>fucking unbuckles her pants and slides them down, shows me her bare freckled ass and presses the bag against it>mfw all the seeds begin popping as her body glows red hot and she pops the corn on her fucking butt>hands me my popcorn while flashing her eyebrows up and down>"Enjoy the movie, dude. Hey, tell me how it is once you get out.">take my confections and go get seated for the film, in an atrium I'm completely alone in>debating whether I should really eat this stuff tooPyrows are so fucking weird dude....
>>46678191hot, thank you anon
>>46677908ThisEven if the Demiurge has nice milkersEven if she is willing to have little star snake dragon childrenEven if she is willing to coil me and call me a filthy pneumaticI just wont fall for the demiurge, not gonna happen
>>46678191>ass and boob cooked food suddenly becomes better to you>mamonobama somehow makes it taste way better and improves it when cooked on the boob or ass of a hot monster>pyrow's face when you marry her and ask her to cook all meals using her hot ass
>>46678191That's disgusting and I'm calling health and safety administration anubises on her ass
>>46678418You do know germs die during cooking right?
>>46678439Yeah all those innocent little germ mamonos killed mercilessly between pyrows hot flamin titties
>>46678418>safety anubis sniffing pyrow's boobs and ass>"These surfaces meet all appropriate hygiene standards for food preparation"
>>46676544>viera are pure like elves they are not lewduh huh
>>46678191what's with the scat fetish again
Careful not to fall for it.
>>46678510i dont know but i find it rather suspicious that in another general thatr I see the same kind of shitposting...but never at the same time.
>>46678537Just a coincidence. Don't think about it.
I have an inordinate interest in tiny women.
>>46678595Point out the scat part of the greentext you scheming nigger.
causal cleaning
>>46678648But what about competitive cleaning?
>>46678650Dustforce speedruns
>>46678659Devil Daggers is the best. Hyperdemon is ADHD in video game form. It's related because the same developer made those games too.Monster girls.
>>46678648>causalCause and effect is not real because nothing ever happens
Real dead hours.
>>46678983There's no time for Monsters now, Lithuania's reign of terror has begun
Atlach-Nacha prior to getting dicked down>"YOU WILL BECOME A SPIDER FOR ME I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU UNLESS YOU'RE IN SPIDER FORM, YOU LOOK UGLY AND REVOLTING AS A HUMAN IT TURNS ME OFF ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!!??!"Atlach-Nacha after tasting human cock>"YOU'RE NEVER BECOMING A SPIDER DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU BEG ME YOU WILL STAY IN HUMAN FORM FOREVER AND FUCK ME WHEN I WANT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT I'M NOT CHANGING MY MIND ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?!?!?!"
>>46677553what's a hag doing in debt? shouldn't she have accrued some wealth by now?... how is flirting with young men helping her get out of debt?
>>46678019No, obviously. No woman would ever throw herself on your musty ass irl, either, but I don't hear you whining about it.
>>46678021>I go to heavenanon... you married a demon.
>>46679096all i did was insert
>>46679130All dogs go to heaven
All anons go to elven
>>46679203that's right! good boy.
>>466792037 Elven? No, I prefer Kikimart.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55425733Cutest story I've read in a while.
>>46677041I wanna be home invaded by my gaming buddies who accidentally happen to be pyrows after they learn that i'm a lonely nerd living alone and don't socialize much outside of the games
>>46679215>monster boys
>>46679229there literally aren't? retard
>>46679203seems reasonable
>>46679251>earlets
i hate elves.i despise those pointy eared cows.i will never marry one, nor succumb to their temptations.i especially will not get on all fours in front of one and bark
>>46679244it's an unfortunate quirk of the sites tagging system
>>46679251The Elven High gaping team wearing their uniforms
>>46679272would you like to bet on that?
>>46679283she can't just paizuri all her problems away
>>46679291well that's just not true.
>>46679283that outfit can't be breathable
>>46679307it's breed-able!
>>46679323this is why you don't hire dark elf maids.they are always scheming to overthrow you and then force you to have sex them.
>>46679214Shogstore.They sell buckets full of shog.
Super strength is worth it for giving a centaur wife piggyback rides.
>>46679337as long as she keeps wearing the maid outfit it's whatever
I want a dark elf to accidentally go way too hard on me and make me cry so we can have comforting, gentle cuddlesex about it after.
B-smarthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6hGjh9SJ_M
>>46679361the possessive legwrap is always a nice touch
