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>>47136548>No MVs in the OP
A new day for NEW KAWAII
Neru the Angel of /alt/
you now remember old zoc and how cool they werehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtEiKlzpHfEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWIYBv3mYiohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IytBgF3UhP0
ugly
sad idol ruka
Ice, what's the matter with you? Leave my cute twintail hag alone.
>>47136631Cute. congratulations on 400 YouTube subscribers
Follow the new turtle on her various socials. She needs help. I'm still the only person who has liked her single Instagram post. ;_;
>>47136804which one is that? i don't follow iLife enough to know any of the other members. I still don't think I could pic Riri out of a lineup
https://twitter.com/tim_vincent_
>>47136804Why does the girl on the left look so lifeless? Aisu doing facial expressions while the girl on the left has the same face the whole time
>>47136914>Ice eating more cakeShe gonna get even more fat
>>47136977if aisu says dance then you'd better dance
Today's devilshttps://youtu.be/khu1uX_4QeI?si=xYKoG56da4DcvXpx
>>47136985i could go for a cake right now. one of those Japanese cakes with the fruit on it always looks so good. light and sweet. a refreshing summertime cake
>>47137010Aisu is a 2face bitch and we all know that
>>47136984oh haewon?
>>47137042you wouldn't say that to her face. either of them>>47137075NO! no haewon!
>>47137086
>>47137094what's her arm look like?
>>47137028>you should have some cheesecake anon, it's great
Honeslty the new illife line up sucks the old one was better
i still do not understand the appeal of that group. least favorite heroines
>>47137117
>>47137151The songs are all bangers and the girls were cute the old ones that left.
>>47137005Mitsuki loves pro wrestling and baseball, rides a unicycle, and makes me weak in the knees.
>>47136953Cool, thanks, hope she continues her journey into becoming a fetish slut.
>>47137161I posted before scrolling down to even check this thread.
>>47137218that's the other fingerling that nobody cares about?i want to see some unicycle vids.
AZU
it's been at least a week and i still can't get Babu Gang out if my head that song slaps
Don't you find it weird how bad idol groups are at copying successful concepts. Everyone is constantly chasing trends but are really bad at it.14 years since baby metal and nobody has though maybe we could do the same just have some cute girls and metal song, how hard can it be. But looks like nobody even tries anymore.Clearly there is inspiration being taken off some groups. I can think of groups that were clearly inspired by bish, dempagumi, zoc and lately fruit zipper too but all of them are much worse than the original and never achieve any of their success.
>>47137460there are literally babymetal cover groups out there but it's not like they are ever going to be as big as babymetal.the various different concepts are the fun part imo and it's nice for the fans to be closer to the groups on a smaller scale like that. once they get too big to do cheki then they aren't idols anymore
>>47132098I almost didn't catch /alt/s favorite chad in the comments lmao
>>47136631I'm rooting for her.
>>47137515i thought she vanished with the "dope" fella, crazy stuff
>>47137503Cover groups are a different thing, they can never get backing from record company that makes them music videos and sends them to do a world tour. They can never get big for that reason. At best some talent spotter sees a cover group and turns them into a real group.On individual level idols copy a ton, see all the ano girls, everyone on youtube does what is in my bag video, do the latest tiktok dance, use the same apps. They are not allergic to copying, just bad at doing it as a group. It is really the fault of the producers and management. I wonder what is going in their heads. We could do this known to work formula of three cute girls and metal song but instead we are going to do this weird thing that has 99% failure rate.
L E G
>>47137602if you flood the market with babymetal knockoffs why wouldn't everyone just watch babymetal instead? i really don't know about babymetals rise to fame i didn't even hear of them until 2017 i think. i had no idea i was just on pirate bay searching by new and i saw a DVD rip of their huge 2016 Wembly concert right at the top of the page and i was like wtf is babymetal so i downloaded it and watched it and it blew my mind. when i looked into it a little further and saw the stuff from when they were really young I thought it was kind of creepy.then i found out about bis and bish and i thought it was cool because it's punk rock but they just replaced all the crusty old dudes with cute girls which makes everything better imo. fast-forward to today and my life is completely ruined and i am going to be killing myself in the next couple of years as soon as my dog dies.
>that's right anon>don't forget to send me the cheki money>you won't need it where you're going
>>47137666You are talking about weird world where there are tons of babymetal knockoffs but we live in a world where I can't think of even one.America has genre called "butt rock". There must be thousands of those bands. Imagine if after first butt rock band the second one thought, "we can't do that because that would be knockoff" and there would only be one single butt rock band in the planet. Somehow babymetal managed to achieve monopoly like this and I find it strange.
Because nobody likes metal pop it's annoying we just want to see cute girls dancing to cute music.
>>47137666also your story matches mine
so what you're saying is idol should be more like butt rock?
much talent
>>47137814You are describing what used to be wack idol
By the way I think the people behind necronomidol are the ones who ever came the closest. Going from cringe death metal to cute pop power metal wouldn't be a big leap but they are in mental prison so it cannot be done.
>>47137860Metal genre autism is a mental illness. If you pick one type of genre it is impossible to move to another.
>>47137269I care about Mizuki and her dream of throwing the opening pitch at her home city's baseball stadium
what happened to that amerifag jerbang buttrock guitarist who tried to be an idol producer? when you put it that way he should be huge.
Based
>>47138098maidenless
>>47138098dark souls idol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di-WWxO2nxE
>>47136914She's from Kyurushite.btw, I tried to buy her digital PB but they blocked the purchase from overseas. Yeah, keep gatekeeping.
>>47138444This is weird usually you can buy PBs even if you are a gaijin. She is the prettiest of hte Kyurushite and my favorite. Maybe try again when it's June 21st your local time? Since it says release date June 21st and it's still the 20th my time. Also please scan it or screenshot it and upload it here.
>>47138517Anon I thought you are buying...
>>47138604the beauty of the japanese woman must never perish from this earth
Mishina Ruka; Your favorite idol's favorite idol.
>>47138390Finally. Hanon.
>>47139932What does it mean? Then what do they look like when they are in bad condition? (We are visual lerners btw, akira-chan)
>>47137649with big crippled looking feet
>>47137666>>47137737Finding Babymetal is what literally then brought me to the BM thread on here which then lead me to this alt idol thread years ago.
>>47137821First I didn't care about her.Then her interesting and unusual looking face and tattooes got me interestedThen seeing what a natural leader she is in some recent videos of that last group she was in really made me respect herNow these fetish sluty pics make me lust after her.Truly, a well balanced and rare talent!
memes
>>47140522Group was better when Pero was in it
S-someone post the goods... O_O'
>>47137437Shes turning into an auntie at an alarming rate...Pls make it stop, she must remain young
>>47139932>>47139947Boobs weren't in top condition here >>47140652>>47139956They were at max output here
>you're listening to KDVL fm. the weekly ride to provide the deepest beats and rhymes for the sleepless famished funk freakers. loading the ark with the cream of the crop from each groove generation. welcome aboard the mothership.
yoloz
>>47140171>Then seeing what a natural leader she is in some recent videos of that last group she was in really made me respect herthis is what drove her to leave im pretty sure. Oomori wanted her to essentially be a player-manager/babysitter and look after these inexperienced girls with no other benefits or pay while dangling some carrot of advancement to ZOC or some other group in front of her face to keep her working for peanuts and she saw right through that manipulative bitches shit and said fuck you.she could be a good idol producer/manager in her own right.
>>47137930i support this dream. i think that is very achievable but i would still like to see some unicycle vids. unicycles are difficult. if you can juggle while riging a unicycle then you have truly made it
mashiro went on a big tweetstorm the other day about the wild crowds at yoloz shows. i don't think anything bad happened but their crowds are gnarly af and she just wanted to make sure everyone is looking out for each other so nobody gets hurt which is kind of her. I think they want to make sure they don't have to enacat any stupid rules because security was complaining.
she wants to be karina so bad
task natsuki
https://twitter.com/RASCALCLAN/status/1804115750871011618Goodnight
>>47141727where's natsuki tube?
Let’s delight in some Saki
https://youtu.be/k3GgtDzFCow
>>47138763
>>47138517I tried today and cannot buy due to that restriction.They keep away filthy gaijin, that's fine. I guess...
>>47141415If you let people go wild they are going to be wild until something bad happens.
>>47144380Do you have a VPN? You could try that or make a JP account and buy a JP amazon gift card via ebay or something depends on how much you want it. I wonder if there is an AV site where people rip AVs and upload it? I know jpopsuki is for music.
Oh, Hinano.
Oh, Airi.
Oh, Tim.
>>47144615is this really where she wants her career to go?quit idol work for this?
>>47144493I gave up. Thanks bro.
>>47144615Fuck, now dats some great ass, she's not stopping is she?!
She wants Ano so bad...
>>47145573cute
>No matter how much I scream in this world, nothing reaches anywhere. Maybe there's no point unless I die. Maybe no one will pay attention unless I die. Unless I die. But, only living people can prove that rock can be done without dying.
>>47145457yunky
>>47145664says you
bitch should stfu and promote some mcdonalds
happy birthday
>take some more of those pills anon>dreamless sleep is so comfy isn't it?>it's like traveling through time
>too bad they don't make ones that go in reverse>at least not down there they don't
>well... maybe if you take enough of them
>>47145664Pretty sure she's a victim of her own easy success which has made life too meaningless. Bet she wakes up every day with tons of easy money offers from all kinds of music, TV, ad and modeling sources. This makes putting effort into anything pointless since she's already relatively on top. Probably only cares about the artistic side of music nowadays but lacks the motivation to put effort into it since it won't get her anything more than what she already has and I guess positive online comments about it aren't enough.
https://twitter.com/YOLOZ_info/status/1804148495307411516japanese idols slapping each other, japanese idols eating potato, japanese idols taking cute pictures, japanese idols doing a lot of things in this ofushotto
29
almost a hag
>>47145683Happy 18+1 birthday, funny dark lil' Anno-like
>>47137821>>47144681>>47144615Nothing new, she's been at it since even before the tattooes... but it's all now probably locked in her old privated Twitter account.
>>47144824Strange they won't let gaijins buy it. She probably hates them lol
>>47138444>>47144380If you don't mind spending extra $ you can request it on zenmarket and someone in JP will buy it for you but don't know if it works with kindle stuff never tried.
>>47145279>this creep idol appear in your front door
>>47145985I would just do the exact same thing*click*And she looks like the Japanese Anya Taylor Joy
>>47145985immediately call the police. that has the makings of an urban legend like the black eyed kids.
>>47145985> fix her> i can fix her
>>47145985If an idol knocks at your door and she has a geiger counter... do not open the door!!!
>>47145813you want to be ano so bad
https://youtu.be/YnF-NltvaJo
I want to kiss yuichiman
>>47145898I should have downloaded everything back then.
we want to look like this actually
>>47144606>ひなのの理想のデートを元に撮影していただいて…ねえ、君の彼女にしてくれる…？Stop playing with wota hearts.
Hinano is my sister.
>Ayuni-D makes a clay model of herself>gives it huge boobswhat did she mean by this?>自分が情けなさ過ぎて愚か過ぎるが故に、「完全無欠の美ボディこと"私ちゃん"」を粘土で作ったってわけ>やはり薄々気づいてはいたが、泣きながら何かを作ることが特技なのかもしれんな>暴走した感情の矛先が"物作り"な自分、助かるかもweird kind of art therapy but ok
These things have 3g of taurine in them. I wonder how many you need to drink every day to achieve superstar status
hag-anon here's your group. not only are they all in their mid 30's+ but they are all either openly married or divorced. does that do it for ya?
this one is even on maternity leave because she's 9 months pregnant
>>47145813>cares about the artistic side of musicLol.Lmao.
>>47145813>artistic side of music>she made a McDonalds songlmaoooooooooooooooo
Yaawn... All her gravure shoots will look the same? Need to step up her hoe game.
wtf leave my idols alone
>>47150101still have no idea what this shirt is trying to say
>>47150148still waiting on those unicycle vids
check it out, it's Momi
riri's getting kimmed
>>47151177honestly would not be surprised if her psychotic mamager thinks it's a good idea. she'll probably come back with some backbreakers
? idol
>>47137649her legs are ugly bro, why are you pointing them out, terrible shape, thin, ugly, and weird feet.
Ano has some mediocre legs it's true but you guys shouldn't make fun of her what if she reads this. She only has so many 10000¥ bills to wipe away her tears with
no rikey kabob?
>>47147962For a second there I thought it was an actual return of Dots. I miss my Jun-chan.
>>47153249
she couldn't afford bigger ones?
>>47153333I'm no expert but I think you have to size them up a couple of times to let the skin stretch out right or something
Nanimonos chillin in Taiwan
>turns 360 degrees and walks away
>>47151866>terrible shapeWRONG.>thinDon't fall for the fat thighs are good meme.>uglyWRONG.>weird feetWRONG.
>>47154416cope, enjoy your disgusting skeleton creature ugly bitch bro.
Tall skinny girls are elite.
stop bullying ruka anon
>>47154437Riko is fine as fuck, Ano ugly as fuck.
>>47143216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mGoRf_zUdkshe's amazing
Younapi No! Don't do it!
Emi is on Youtube now.
Himari
>>47154642Too many kpop covers. She’s main
Brown Hanon
>>47155031YES YES YES
>>47154588Holy dead rabbit, she is not aging well.
>>47154588she is beautiful
>>47155281I disagree.
O
O, Japan
>>47149645duh, that's why she's depressed, moron, when she realized what a sellout she's become and a corporate shill is all that people see her as now. Not only that, but she has to keep her sham life going to maintain her high end lifestyle. Those big shoes don't pay for themselves...
Dam
>>47145829mogumoguhttps://x.com/mirai_YOLOZ/status/1804489294566011325
>>47157036nice form>>47157047very nice form
>you're supposed to sell your soul anon
>you were just going to give it away?
>>47156308>all that people see her as nowAs they should. Started off as a blatant copycat, ended up as a sellout. Pretty typical.
>buy low sell high>it's the first rule of business>the top was in years ago anon
>what are you clinging to?>no one wants a broken soul>it's not vintage or retro>souls like yours are a dime a dozen
>you tried to take it to one of those fly-by-night soul repair shops and you got burned>you thought the receptionist was cute so you trusted them>you should have known something was up when they called and asked for more money to replace the muffler bearings
>then you go down to the place and you find your soul parted out sitting on blocks in the parking lot>the shop windows are boarded up>the phone has been disconnected>the website 404s>and that pretty receptionist is gone
>>47159469jokes on you, I'm one of a kindsomeone like this can't tell my my own worth
>you barely have enough to get it towed home>the junk man won't even take it>your only choice is to hodl
>>47159514>another eternal bagholder for his shitcoin of a soul anon>don't end up like him... i've read his whitepaper and it looks just like yours>i'm sure you'll both moon anytime now>a couple of sacrificial lambos >wwwwwwww
THICC (GOOD)
https://www.youtube.com/live/UPVhTywt5Lc
>>47159769truly disgusting stuff
>Riri birthday live last night>No youtube streamI guess Aisu really is fucking management.
All these ano haters are just jealous their no name oshis barely break 2 digit likes a tweet
Puddin' chugging taiwanese beer.
NEET going outside
>>47161642ugly
>>47161642deena
ojousama
>>47161761*kiss*
>>47161486Mizuho has been wearing those goggles round her neck since Bellheart. I could never figure out why. Maybe she just likes the way they smack her in the face while she dances.
Yes.
>>47162369when is it her turn to do gravure? she needs to hurry up
https://youtu.be/iTQg1gmJmAw?si=XX85xcWIftSqEpJi
>>47162546what
>>47162681dumb coomer
When the music is trash what else is there to like?
>>47163417vlogs
>>47162841Why are they pushing Mei when Karin is the real star of summer MVs now that Nagi is gone?
SEX with Eimi
>>47163592Bad taste, Ruka. Oh no no no.
>>47163592BASED
>>47162670Noka is the cutest appare.
>>47162243I was wondering what happened to this bitch since she stopped streaming. Did she go back to being an idol?
>>47163911what the f*ck is this
>>47163911100% positive this is how she 'eats'.
>>47163858she never stopped streaming, she just switches back and forth between youtube and twitch for some reasonand yes she is also a japanese idol
>>47164045>Goes back and forthRetarded logic I only watch her youtube streams.
>>47163911Can you make one were the donut is replaced with my dick? I can send you a pic.
>>47163911This is amazingly funny
>>47163198blatant ripoff of the yoloz mv on that seaside cliff that had to be the same location
>>47163911next level meme tongue
https://youtu.be/DxYIT4IkTtw
>>47164045she's funny. whenever i see pics of her where she is brown she looks really cute. she has good cheeks. like a little monkey
>>47153171i hope they stay gone and jun doesn't infect them with that aqbi tribute act bs
>>47164319Do they have katanas? No? Then keep walking lil bro...
Your oshi lives off donuts and backstage food? That's cute.
>>47165253>posts a drunk washed up "actress"ahaha
>>47165256>your oshi threw herself under a train because she couldn't be like me?>nice
>these flowers are for her and her four other parts
kanna is cool because she doesn't give a shit
Birthday
>>47165223you're right. they ripped off both yoloz and narlow
>>47165555nice neck folds benis
that new narlow song that pan luna wrote the lyrics for rocks
>>47164583is that a fucking tentacle
>>47164358Pretty good >>4716557810/10
>>47165375i don't know which one you are but happy birthday literally who
>>47165609it's a baby corn festival
dunno why but it looks pretty good to me
blazelozhttps://x.com/YOLOZ_info/status/1804874433078927463
>>47165676sexy autist
If you say something nice to her they get bright red
>>47165764CUTE.
ghost idols are super cooli wish mayu were a ghost idol again
>>47165375Happy birthday cute weird idol
Nerd Neru
her tiktok videos of sitting in the bathtub and singing are nice
>>47165693>ugh.>so tired of this fake aspie.>just using me for sns likes>i need a drink
>niggas still think she's faking itjust use your eyesshes clearly autistichas been her whole career
pure SEXO
>>47165998Sad pizza.>>47166028>getting kimmed instead of studyingPoor girl.
>>47166043>Poor girl.at 17 she is doing what average teen models are doingexploring new things and have fun
>>47166028not an idol
>>47166028Incredible idol who is an idol and isn't getting plastic surgery. Wow.
>>47166043sausage and mushroom is a classic combination but all personal size pizzas are sad compared to just a slice of a regular big pizza. 16-18" is the optimal size for the highest quality pizza.
>group called puregris>none of the girls are greasywhat a gyp
>>47166076tell me what group she's in
>>47166107Jmix solo idol.
>>47166079>sausage and mushroom>not capricciosa A normal pizza can't have less toppings and be that thin.>>47166069She can do the same things at the same time. Her mother is exploiting her like a frustrated dream. Poor girl.
>>47166109so she's a solo model, not an idolthanks
Riri anti fans coping.Riri chads winning.
>>47166096I like Riri. She is my favorite girl in /alt/
i wish riri would become an idol just for the lulz and then i wish she would becoome a really awesome idol just to rub everyone's faces in it.she should joine REIRIE. that would be fricking awesome
>>47166028Nooo dr kim please no!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLQ6i8XzDc
>>47166096That looks nice. Do you think she's wearing a thong like in this pic?
>>47166217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aZsXGy27P0
>>47166217We love Mayumi.
~MO MO MO MO MO MO MOMO-CHAN DAYO~
>>47166217>>47166228gonna need to up my game if I want to catch an idol
I think riri posters are immoral people
shut your little bitch ass up
>>47153258Did she get a boob job?
wtf riri has a big butta?
>>47166383>he doesn't know about THAT webm
>don't listen to her anon you don't need to sell your soul>ygmi>a good captain always goes down with the ship
>just grab a case of sacremental wine and get on the ship captain>we're going down in flames
rare giraffe legs
>>47166468>>47166472the fact you can keep posting this just shows your lack of commitment to the cause. sad.
The vengeance of the wota...https://x.com/iwgp_mazesoba/status/1804792477406416959
wow walnut is gorgeous
>>47167819>anon already has a ticket>you should probably get one before it fills up
>>47166392post it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cRST0sE7ughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzp3tSI2k4E
please be patient
Puddin' please stop putting mayo on everything. You are not russian.
>>47169746WAIT IS MAI BACK IN?
>>47169746Ice is too photoshopped here
>>47169746Wait where is Enapi...
>>47170115that looks vile indeed. euros like that stuff too i used to have a roommate who was norwegian/french and she put mayo on her potato. i can understand if it's some kind of flavored aioli or something but just plain mayo is psychotic
>>47170581at the host club
>>47170597That's the wrong girl. Usa was the one caught doing that.
>>47170434she's doing a project with beni that might be cool
>>47170434that eye makeup makes her look like she has downs
>>47170604>he thinks it's only one of them
>>47169947mfw
>>47170621Yeah Ena is to ugly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhVxf_114mo
Stay pure Kyouka.Stay pure.
real riri do be looking cute
new>>47171116>>47171116>>47171116
>>4717075422? She's past her prime for like a decade. Should have done gravure many years ago. Enjoy retirement granny!
