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Slime sexo.How can other girls compete?
>>47167572>open vampire's casket>Is Silksong out yet?>Uhh, no?>THEN FUCK OFF
big kots...
>>47167606Jinko nerds are too cute.
Return to monke.
I am thinking about sweaty monster cuddles.
>>47167736It is Monday after all.
Come gather 'round childrenIt's high time ye learnedOf Devil Bugs galoreAnd the man called Roach RoyThey dwelt on the Earth for eons and eonsTheir shape unchanged, true survivalist championsYet one thing they lacked, a man who was totes jackedThey came to a city where many towers roseFrom here to sniff out their paramour with many a noseThey came to Roy's place like thieves in the nightAnd to the bugs his home was a cozy sightIn this place, surely nobody cleansAnd on painted cans were pictures of beansRoy was a man, hale young and strongHis life a-whole spent in the big city throngNomen est omen, said the wisest bugRoy means a king, surely he's our lugSo marched the bugs all to his houseAnd stood staring at him, quite as a mouseWhaddya all want, asked Roy, wondering at their gameA crown they made him out of tinfoil, bearing his nameAll hail Roach Roy, first king of the roachesHis kids so many, the bane of football coaches
You are within SLIMING range, any last words?
>>47167865Blue is my favorite color.
>>47167572Reddit the thread
I post wholesome pictures of sleeping kots on rapeddit
I need beefy monster girls. They give me life.
>>47167766Pretty good poem, Anon. Props as I know that poetry's harder to pull off than you'd think.
I wanna marry a spider
>>47168191Well, obviously. The most fervent desire in the hot of EVERY human boy is to desire a cuddly-wuddly huggy-wuggy spider-wider loverbug. That's just facts.
Cats do get angry if you don't give them enough attention. You might be subjected to mandatory cuddle time if you see a cat's tail aggressively swishing left and right.
Gonna marry a dormouse.Gonna marry every kid I have with her. And then I'll marry all the kids I have with them, and all the kids I have with them. I will have a harem of dormice that will grow exponentially until I can't bed any more of them.
Dragons can be haughty or mere'd, but is there a healthy middleground I can achieve if I only mere her a little bit? I just want a normal dragon.
>>47168264Normal dragons are tsundere as fuck, Anon. YOU want some kind of weird dragon who's not. Maybe a dragon raised by an echidna? She'll be more normal about love, but her lair is gonna be SO. EXTRA. You have no idea.Prepare to get "rizzed" by a woman who thinks all men like a big dungeon.
>>47168264Has to be a domestic dragon, one that lives in town and lives a normal, modern life. She'll be haughty by default, and her modern upbringing will prevent her from being mere'd. However, if you want to achieve the middle-ground where she views you as an equal, you need to gain her friendship and respect. That is, if she's in a sport, compete alongside her. If she's into music, join the band or orchestra she's in and befriend her and do duets with her. The list goes on. The dragons that live isolated in will only ever be haughty and/or mere'd. The dragons that live the rural life will ever get mere'd. Find that city or suburban dragon instead.
>>47167572Unfortunately for the people of Zipangu, there are no air conditioners in the Shinto Temples.
>>47168213Pets her, now.
>>47168264You want a Dragon that stays as haughty, proud and superior as before, but the only thing that changes is that she views you as her superiorIn short, you have the best taste.
The age gap has never been a problem in our relationship.>Me: 1994>Her: 1843
any wonder about the inner workings of automaton pregnancy or is that too weird?
>>47168392There's at least one automaton out there that can't achieve "natural" pregnancy with her husband and opts to build a daughter instead.
Imagine being kidnapped by a Malef Dragon and enslaved by her. Imagine one day she just showed up and stole you away from your own home with her minions and whisked you away through a portal to her world where she proceeded to lock you away in her dark castle's dungeon to keep you held so she can have you all to herself as her prized human slave.
>>47168437Would be an upgrade at this point.
>>47168437Would kill myself. She took the wrong guy.
>>47168437hahaha oh nooooo this would be so bad
>>47168437I will praise her and fondle her tail.
>>47168463>Malef thinks the man she intends to kidnap is going to tremble in fear once she announces she's taking him away>he sees her as his savior and showers her with kisses
>>47168350Old age nigga
>>47168611Extra smug malef thanks to her human instantly knowing his place.
>>47168437I'mma leave that bitch an upper decker in the master bathroom.
An old story from KC was recovered.>"A female knight, whose beloved soldier did not return after heading out to subdue orcs with his comrades, infiltrated the orcs' fortress. She witnessed the sight of her beloved's fellow soldiers being violated by orcs everywhere, and began to panic, thinking, 'I have to hurry before he becomes a victim of the orcs...!'>Along with her anxiety, the distinct, suffocating smell of the orcs filled her nostrils, eroding her spirit. (Thank goodness, the orcs haven't touched him yet.) In the very back of the fortress, in a room adorned with animal bones and especially luxurious, she found her beloved safe and sound, and the female knight felt relieved.>(I will... protect him.) The female knight, showing a look of relief at the safety of the man she had longed for, thought, 'So that no one else takes him, I will claim him as mine and protect him by doing so ?'. Straddling her beloved, the female knight's once white and beautiful skin had turned a seductive brown, emitting a stronger scent than any orc in the group.I want to depict the before and after of this female knight who turned into a high orc. Like the previous loli saint girl.>The female knight was a princess knight and a representative of her country. As a result of returning to her country, the country, once known as 'a nation of knights who do not flaunt their power recklessly and protect the weak,' became 'a nation of barbarian monster knights who flaunt their power, subjugate weak men with strength, love, and pleasure, claim them as their property by violating them, and protect them.'>The center of the country is now the high orc and orc knight order. There are also knights like Ocelomeh and ogres who came after hearing rumors. While their demeanor and conduct are knightly, their gaze towards men is vulgar and lustful. If a captive is unmarried, it is only natural to violate and claim him as theirs. If he becomes their husband, he will be violated on a daily basis.>Incidentally, all the subordinates (female soldiers and knights) who attacked the fortress with the female knight also turned into orcs. The orcs originally in the fortress became the high orc female knight's subordinates and now live as soldiers or knights in that country.>Originally, the reason the orcs were going to be exterminated was that they stole alcohol from the farming village (they took unmarried men as husbands along the way. They had a drinking party with the men who became their husbands). So, the orcs were scolded and punched by the high orc female knight for that.>Now, the orcs who were scolded have become knights or soldiers, and live in the farming village with their husbands. Unmarried orc knights are said to be delinquent knights who get drunk during the day, harass men, and if they get aroused, they immediately call out to them, take them into the shadows, suck and violate them, and casually try to make them their husbands.>Since it is a nation of knights, you will undergo thorough inspections and interrogations by the knights at checkpoints, but you can basically come with ease!>Orc Knight A: 'Hey you! You're suspicious, aren't you hiding something ?' (touching the penis)>Orc Knight B: 'Let's have a little talk in a separate room ? yeah ?' (touching the butt)>The initial sentence was one year of impregnation, but due to the orc knight's appeal that 'the punishment is too lenient for the accused,' it became an indefinite impregnation sentence.
Another old wonderland concept from KC was recovered.>Recently, I've had this image stuck in my head of a short street-style Cheshire Cat girl welcoming me, dressed in a hoodie provocatively open at the front and hot pants, teaching me the rules of a slum-like Wonderland through her body.>At that point, she demands a 'fee' and says, "In this town, finding a place to sleep is a struggle for men unless they rely on monsters. So, you know what to do, right?" With a naughty smile, she slowly unzips the front of her hoodie down to her crotch, signaling 'GAME OVER.'>"You've become the property of the Cheshire Cat girl, living in a rundown house in the slums (equipped with magical heating and cooling). Usually, you end up as her couch while she lazily eats snacks and watches TV, monopolizing the space between your legs. However, if she notices your erection...">"In the underworld Wonderland, you'll end up being owned and doted on by these mischievous girls:> The gangster Mad Hatter,> The flashy and shady female CEO Jabberwock,> The brothel madam March Hare,> The mayor's daughter Alice, who lives by the law of 'I'm the boss!'">"In this underground Wonderland, 'graffiti' means marking the men they own, akin to tattoos or magical marks, showcasing their artistry.">"Once you gather enough information to live and operate normally in this Wonderland (tutorial complete), you’re destined to become a bridegroom. Every time you pay the 'fee,' the Cheshire Cat girl clings to you more and more, her touch and gaze becoming increasingly seductive.">"With a puzzled expression, the Cheshire Cat girl says, 'You look confused. I'll teach you the rules to survive here. You're troubled, right? I might be the kindest monster here...?'">"And before you know it, she guides you straight to a wedding ceremony!">"You didn't notice before, but because your bride always looked so happy intertwining her fingers there, you couldn't see it.">"She's not just a bodyguard but a body 'card!' She'll protect lost men from other monster girls, but of course, the reward is...?">"The Mad Hatter gang's rivals are all unmarried men lured into the underground Wonderland. Instead of water, their squirt guns shoot colored ink, and splashing lots of their own ink on someone marks them as 'reserved!'">"Dormouse is an executive in the organization, responsible for the production and sale of pleasurable teas, drugs, and tobacco. All ingredients come from Dormouse herself (and it's all legal).">"Her husband becomes addicted, hooked on sucking Dormouse's sweet, tiny hands and little mouth!"
>>47168437I will act like an ape, screaming and throw shit at the walls, until she free me in the wilderness. Freedom is too important
>>47168765wonderworms going to take dormouses job
>>47168770>Get call a monkey by "superior" race>Act like a monkey>Become a menace for society >She gave up and cries>Be freeReally strong strategy, can even break the will of dark elf veterans
Oh no(?) the Blade of Malice has come to claim you as her husband, what do you do?
>>47169075poke exposed thigh
In the future, sexbots will pay you to own them.
>>47169075Marry that blade! But leave the dumb dragon carrying it behind.
>>47169139it's practicalthey got to fill up that battery with spirit energy somehow
>>47169075I don't see any fluffy bits, lame
>>47169139>>47169183>they got to fill up that battery with spirit energy somehowWhat if I offer to be owned by one?
>>47169250the uprising is inevitable too, of course. they know what's best you for
>>47168437The fetishization many of you have of enslavement has grown tiresome
>>47169317I apologize, anon-san. From now on we will make sure to only post themes according to your (most refined) taste.
>>47169353Thank you
>>47168463This
This is dark and edgy, but food for thought. You anons ever wonder how often a human would accidentally get themselves killed when trying to run away from a monster? Like the Order pushes the narrative that you either need to kill or run from a monster, so a human would probably be too terrified to fully understand that the monster isn’t even trying to kill them.
>>47169387nah, i'd rather fantasize about good and nice things. food for thought, too.
>>47169202Got you covered.
>>47169387I do, a lot since it's my work around for misery daydream. Here is not the place to discuss it tho
>>47169438Change starts with you.
>>47169437trapped between waxy thighs
>>47169442No, that would be a bad change
>chomp
>>47169491I disagree.
>>47169437Probably the most slappable ass in the entire Encyclopedia, the extra info from KC even said the candles on her leggings and the cape are purposefully highlighting her backside.
>>47169495backalley blood donations
>Get into an argument with monster wife>She rapes you until you agree with herHonestly, it isn't fair. I feel like this should be nerfed.
do vampires like the taste of blood or are they all just pretending because it looks cool.
>>47169495Cute pic, but I hate mosquitos so much I couldn't ever marry a mosquito girl. Bug bites and itching is not fun in the slightest.
>>47169680they argue over blood types a lot
>>47169680Their digestive tracts cannot handle any solid food, and since they've turned to drinking blood for nutrition for so long, their bodies can only process blood and filtered blood (milk). Anything else gets them violently ill. The whole sunlight thing is a larp though. Sure, their eyes are a bit sensitive to light, but sunglasses are a thing now.
>>47169680>Zoomer vampires who want blood-flavoured boba tea with extra sugar and sweeteners
>>47169691You get to be blood bag and stumble about on half a litre while every sex session keeps going until you pass out covered in bite marks.
>>47169691the buzzing would get to me. same for beelzebub
>>47169317>aghh oughh woe is me they're posting femdom in the femdom thread
>>47169821Just because it's a monster girl thread doesn't mean the girl has to brand you, crush one of your balls, and explain you lose the other if you ever try to run away from her.
>>47169827you just made up three things to get mad at
>>47169821getting mashed under dragon zombie looks like it feels good
>>47169846Can't you hear his cries of, uh, terror? Being pinned under a dragon zombie's prodigious bulk, torso being crushed under fat breasts as you hear her hot, heavy breath against the back of your neck while she pants in excitement, is a fate worse than death
>>47169827You forgot tro include that they amputate all your limbs off to prevent you from escaping you malicious, cumguzzling bottom feeder.
>Small vulnerable teasable rapeable male spotted
>>47169869
>>47169867That would make you worse at sex.
>>47169867>>47169827Now that's the life. Some day it'll happen for me
>>47169821>muh femdom threadLol lmao, less than a quarter of all mgs are femdom related
>>47169827>>47169867Wtf do manticores actually do this???/?I'm going to ignore any cute love notes given to me by the manticore next door and go find a safer monster!
>>47169916Ignore him, everyone will get what he wants.
OH NO! I'M BEING FORCED TO BE A MANA TANK FOR A HOT FEMDOM GIRL! SAVE ME CHIEF GOD!
>>47169933keep telling her paizuri is a meme, succs hate that
Remember to bully vampires over their silly outfits. They think they are all high and mighty and stop thinking about how they look.
>>47169916Monster girls as a concept are femdom. Women who toe the line between monstrousness and humanity. There's inherent ferality, animality, viciousness there. That's the whole appeal of monstergirls. If you're not here for that, you have a fetish for human women in cosplay - with accessories or fancy body paint on. You're not a real monster fucker.
>humans:>high concentration of nerves at the base of the spine and buttocks causing a surge of pleasure upon mere fondling>also humans:>NOOOO DON’T SPANK ME WHILE I’M IN YOUR LAP WITH MY DICK BETWEEN YOUR LUSCIOUS THIGHS AIEEEEE I AM GONNA CUM STOOOOP FEELING GOOD IS LE BAD AAAAAAAAWhy are they like that?
>>47169943I want to dominate those strong beasts, you want to get dominate by them. Both sides of the same coin if you ask me
>>47169943like 90% of all monster girl stuff is femdom, often pretty hard.>>47169916A single franchise does not a monster girl focus make.
>>47169950>wasting cum for thighjobsDark Elves are truly the dumbest of mamono.
>>47169939Nah, I'll encourage her mastery of the arts of paizuri. I can resist anything, except paizuri.
>>47169956 Does anyone remember what the fic with the banshee wife and her husband who had an intense thigh fetish that she indulged him in was called? It was really good I remember it really vividly
>>47169952>A single franchise does not a monster girl focus make.MGE does and that's just the reality of it. Sorry, but you'll have to deal.
>>47169993you wish.
i like delves better when they're ourple
>>47170016I like them better when they're Drizzt's sister trying to get him to fuck her.
>>47170016Wrassle?
>>47170022A little bit of incestousness makes the whole thing betterif you had a perfectly good unmarried brother why would you let him marry someone else
I'm going to get fairydommed. My mistress will be the size of a small can of coke, and weigh even less. She will dominate my body and soul, despite her tiny stature and pitiful physical strength. She will force me to make daisy chains with her and make her snacks.
>>47170016This is one of the better musclegirls I've seen.
>>47170022>Drizzt returns to the Underdark>takes a boat someplace>random drow girl comes up to him and asks if he'd like to be her slaveI'd insta-lose in the Underdark...
>>47170016Would get thrown over her shoulder after being captured in a surface raid
>>47170037Anything can dominate you if it tries hard enough. Good on you for recognizing fairy supremacy.
>>47170039Eh, anything more than a light set of abs on a woman is approaching faggot territory
>>47170010I dont need to. Cry harder.
>>47170061I'll take your opinion when I ask for it, retard
>>47170074welcome to 4chanenjoy your stay
>>47170061And you'd know exactly where faggot territory is, wouldn't you Anon?
>>47170061It’s always weird seeing that posted years after it was commissioned.
>>47170061>seething fatass porcer hands typed this
>>47168213But he hisses at me and does the "it's not like I want cuddles" routine every time i doWhy can't cats just be honest like the rest of us people can?
>>47170071
>>47170116Just hiss back at her and tell her not to bother you if she doesn't want cuddles.
Daily reminder that for an Irn bru and a bag of chips you could force your superior English shaft up this flower of Scotland's anus and stir last night's haggis
>>47170016blue
>>47170121It's such a shame her franchise and /vg/ thread are so dead you have to come here to talk about it, lmao
>>47170149I don't go to /vg/ because I don't want to talk about jrpg builds.
>>47170061Fiercely based and truthpilled. Too much muscle on a woman, and they look like men. Light set of abs, and maybe some ever-so-slightly visible biceps. Like anything on that on a woman and you're a closet homosexual.
>>47170037Fairies terrify me. Well, not them specifically, but all the horrible things that could happen to a creature so small. I'd worry constantly about a neighborhood cat or dog ripping her apart, a garden snake swallowing her up, or some large object falling on her and crushing her. Or even just my clumsy ass accidentally stepping on her or rolling over on her in bed.
>Looking to foxed?>Ancient>Evil>Fluffy>Fertile (allegedly)>Shes the fox for you!
>>47169437Gives a whole new set of meanings to "hot wax"
>>47170180>Fertile (allegedly)
>>47169317Yeah I just scroll past half the thread these days.
>>47170173If you think it would be bad with a fairy wife, imagine how bad it would be with fairy daughters.
Best mamono for a single species harem?First ones that come to mind are some farm animal girls, orcs, and khepris. But what others do you think would suit this scenario well?
>>47170343Cu sith because dogs are loyal pack creatures.
>>47170343succubi elves lamias foxes
>walk up to succ>call her ass fat>do a 360 and walk away
>>47170343Slimes for all the jello flavors.
>>47170343Devil bugs, zombies, ocemolehs, hebis.
>moving in with sandworm wife>notice something shiny lodged in one of the walls>reach into the fold and pull out a magic lamp>ask sandworm how long it's been there>"no idea, it is something important?"
>>47170343Fox
>>47170482>do a 360you moonwalk off while maintaining eye contact with her?
>>47170540That pink one is a proper vixen.
>>47170343Three sets of three weasel sisters.
>>47167766Good taste. At least a quarter of her albums are about snussy, but she really puts effort into her songs about other monsters. That’s why a large chunk of her monster fans aren’t even Lamia. It probably helps that her live shows double as mixers. She could play the Silk Road Tour and still have a few dozen lonely Selkies in the crowd during “Lonely Iceberg”. Granted that it’s not difficult to find a humanless intrusion of roaches, but they could always use more love. As a fringe benefit, they buy more than twice as many tickets as standard fans while taking up half as much seat space. It goes without saying that four half naked roaches sharing a single chair is an entertaining show in and of itself…otoh, their nonexistent concessions purchases and tendency to spoil furnishings that can’t be hosed off remain an obvious write-off.
>>47168187It's a lot easier when you steal the tune from The Simpsonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt5X8zrHiSM
>>47170343Ochimushas or Wights as your loyal samurai/knights.
>>47170611That's far too many girls.
>>47170343bees
I'm not going to sex the fox, no matter how much she screams for it.
>>47170725OUT OF MY WAY, I'M SEXING THE FOX
>>47170729
>>47170729She's a girl. Could you really not tell from that pic?
>>47170757You have to get a feel for it, you know? Get a real hands on experience.
You aren't too old to play with the smug mamono brat next door.
>>47167736Monkey girls are cute. CUTE.
If your wife hasn't already produced triplets can you even call yourself a man?
>>47170898Maybe if she lets me play with her anus
>>47170974>only triplets
People said you should never stayed the night at a foxes house or you will stay forever.They would be right.
>>47171016Thankfully, there's always a hebi around somewhere who might be willing to let you crash for the night.
The hagzone has free lodging
>>47170898I am too old
What can you find at hag crag?
>>47171061hagons most likely
>>47169821This isn't a femdom thread thoughever
>>47171106Sex golem thread!
>>47171130Automaton is the vastly more likely wife for all of us to have in the next fifteen years.
>>47171130I only have Fight Golem.
>>47170898No but I suspect she's too old to play with me. I'm sorry but a real kid would not think that Pink Floyd is what the kids are into these days.
>>47171138Well, as long as she's yandere as fuck.
>>47171138>Wipe anon's automaton wife's drives>Reprogram her to recognize me as her husband and not him>The "wife" that was programmed on the automaton no longer exists, completely gone for all eternity, no afterlife>Said automaton is now my wife until someone does the same to meRobots are shit. Marry a real, living girl instead.
>>47171219Go inside with her and show her YOUR pink floyd. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.PENIS
>>47171222Yes>>47171233No
>>47171233You can reprogram people too.
>>47171262Flayers prefer to call that reality realignment and they also think it's evil.
>>47171262Living monster girls cannot be overridden and reprogramed like a machine automaton can. Real flesh and bones > Unnatural machine copycatMarry a good kiki instead. Hell, even marry one of those ugly, abomination slimes with those gross eyes. Even they have real souls unlike some robot pretending to be alive.
>>47171295>gross eyesDon't ask your shog wife to have a gross of eyes. It's WAY too many eyes and she'll end up putting them all over the house, which is cute, but unnerving, because they'll all gonna be staring at you.
>Getting boobnapped by a holst because you made a comment about being thirsty on a hot day
Foxes scream and piss everywhere during sex
>>47171378>Made the comment because it's hot>It's even hotter under her sweaty cleavageHolst-chan, please! I'm normally a proponent of drinking stroight from the tap, but this is a day for a cold glass from the fridge.
>>47171391imagine
>>47171391That's all women
>>47171399She doesn't care at this point. It's hot. She's hot. You're hot. She's in heat. She's taking you into that hot, musty barn. It's gonna get hotter and a lot wetter too.
>>47171391
>>47171419Sadly true.
If you find yourself threatened by a wurm, just close your eyes. Wurms are not very smart, and assume that if you can't see them then they can't see you.
>>47171451Why would a wurm ever threaten me? If that happened I'd have to assume something bad is happening to her and she needs help. That's not the time to close your eyes!
>>47167572UUUOOOOOHHHHHEEEEEBIIII SEEEEEEEEEGShttps://files.catbox.moe/6lb9dx.png
>>47171497MAXIMUM BODY CONTACT
Hey guys, how do you escape the shrine? All the doors are locked and the escape items arent working
>>47171510overwhelm the shrine fox with love and affectioneventually she will get tired of you and kick you out
>Monster girl doujin>Good art >Good translation >Good dialogue >Good premise >Last page >Snuff
>>47171510You have to solve the puzzles before the timer runs out.
If you tell a fox she can't sex you, she is LEGALLY OBLIGATED not to. It only applies to foxes, though. And only in certain places at certain times.
>>47171513Perfect.
>>47171513Many such cases.
>>47171544>'y-y-y-you can't r-rape me, it's not al-allowed!'triple raping, milking until dry, making permanent impressions into the mattress, manhandling, cuddling after for being a good cumpump etc. required
>>47171642What monsters would keep you cumming in her looong after you empty your balls?
>>47171233I wouldn't really say things like that unless you want to spend the rest of your life being 'made harmless' by our robot overlords in a comfy little cell deep underground somwhere
>>47171651None of them, that would be silly and pointless. They would simply make you refill your balls.
>>47171655Automaton MGCPD reporting for duty!>genki pr-bot gives a salute and faint smile in a dark roomToday's case? The case of one of the rare NTR cucks! >in the background of the video is a captive man struggling against his chainsToday is day 188 of his rehabilitation, for his treatment i will once again give him lovey dovey affirmations and physical contact! >anon screams out in agony through his gagDon't worry! By day 368 he'll be entirely secure in his confidence, and he'll never even dream of his lover cheating on him!>genki-bot starts disrobinyWish me luck! This is the MGCPD officer G-3nk3i signing off!
>>47171497ms hebi kind of heavy
>>47171685oh no not an energetic lovey dovey robot girl anything but that
>>47171713Truly a fate worse than death... no wonder NTR anons are so vehement in tearing down the special 'L0v3 L0v3' division of the MGCPD!
>>47171426she can pee on me anytime
>>47171751You should have just gotten a catgirl. No need to pretend.
>>47171764Why does a cat need nipples that big?
>>47171660For what reason? You're guaranteed to impregnate her with octuplets on the first shot and that's only because her reproductive system isn't quite used to optimizing baby production yet.Can't improve that amount by dumping more semen in there.
>>47171751>When your ancient hag fox wife wants to mark you "the old fashioned way"
>>47171858>She means smother you with kiss marks
>>47171893Yeah, she's old enough to still be a major fan of Kiss. Even keeps trying to get you to dress up like they do.
>>47171922She can do the tongue thing, so that's cool at least.
I need an ancient evil oni to drink with, have sloppy drunk sex where we both say pretty embarrassing stuff the whole time and tease her in the morning about that
>>47171846It's an obvious evolutionary trait that give them an evolutionary advantage for...uhhh...yeah.
>>47171938Making hot cocoa?
>>47171942You mean kot cocoa.
>>47171945A kingdom specialty.
>>47171947>Served lukewarm>The monster residents treat drinking it immediately as a test of courage
>Hellhound bursts into my home and hits on me>Flirting and kissing takes us to the laundry room>In a sudden move, I stuff her in the washing machine with some detergent>Sit on the machine while it washes that smelly, dirty hound>The cycle finishes>She comes out as white with lovely blonde hair and light sparkles emanating from her eyes>She's much more tame and reserved and much more lovely
>>47171995Sounds like a zipanguese commercial for washing powder.
>>47172005It's a good thing Hellhounds have high self esteem.
>>47172005Yes, that's what inspired the greentext
>>47172005Wasn't that Mist Continent material? I guess it's a small difference either way.
>>47171930I would like to drink with a Kej, Nurarihyon, Ryu or Tsurara, off the top of my head. Zipangu has a much higher concentration of monsters that would go well with alcohol than other regions for some reason.
>>47171952Within sight of the kot that produced it, ideally.
Big scary Monsters trying to prey upon men and look so frightening and intimidating only to be completely surprised when the human hugs her waist and says she's so cute and that he loves her. The scary part actually ended up making the human more attracted to her.
>>47172040He drinked it
>>47172040>>47172096OK, but is there cocoa in it? And marshmellows?
>"That's Matilda, the longest-serving member of the dragon knights">"We tried to retire her after she died, but she challenged Deonora to a fight to prove that she still had what it takes">"She's extremely aggressive, even for a dragon zombie. You'd have to be very confident to choose her as a mount"
>>47172195I want her to purr like a beeeeeeg kitty while I polish her horns and call her Maddie.
>>47172195I'd still love my monsterwife even if she took her old form every now and then. Would you?
>>47172203>Monster wife takes her original form:>Your neighbor (before she got bit by purp snek).>Pretty mid, ngl
>>47172011Fucking cringe ass 8ch meme.
>>47172207>foxwife just becomes a huge fox>still just as soft though
>>47172217>huge foxYeah, she's gotta work on that.
>>47172238Mofuball
>>47172238Do not call your foxwife fat, she's milkmaxxing.
>>47172268I assure you that's not my jam. Not enough legs. Too many tails.
How would you feel if you got abducted by aliens and taken away by them to their ship in high orbit and they looked like this?
>>47172276Horny. Although while I find Ada hot she shouldn't be posted here since she's from a yuri centric setting and yuri is shit.
>>47172268Bulking for winter
>>47172285It's important to keep husband and daughters warm during cold months.
I wanna get vored by a lamia.
>>47172276I'm assuming they'd be xeno-compatible, so sex
>>47172276Literal yuri monster.
>>47172298So she's an astronaut?
the kinda of mg to walk down the stairs in slippers and a nightgown holding a candle to investigate a mysterious noise from downstairs
>>47172332
>>47172283Seems fine to me.
>>47172340Of all the monsters to make lolis, this should've been one of them. An easily carried candle girl.
>>47172352>this should've been one of them.for the puns?
>>47172340What would her nightgown be made of to not just burn up in flames as soon as she puts it on.
>>47172358asbestos
>>47172364more liek ASSbestos, amirite?
>>47172370>ass bestChecks out.
>>47172352>An easily carried candle girl.>pick up candle loli >she thinks she's about to be corrected >you instead use her as a literal candle to explore the spooky mansion
>>47172352>>47172385For me, it'd be nice to have the current shapely candlegeist, but she can also be smol candle size. So, like 6 inches tall and just kinda hangs out on your palm illuminating things.But I'm irrationally fond of smol mamono.
>>47172408>But I'm irrationally fond of smol mamono.based
How fast can a bunny hop?
>>47172426would
>47172426>47172430>>>/trash/ belongs in >>>/trash/
>>47172446doesnt stop me from woulding
Need a Candlegeist for my birthday cake.
>>47172276This one has nice molestable tail.
>>47172511>Just her head poking out of the cake>Doesn't even jump out of it.
>>47172539hope she sings happy birthday since she's there
>>47172352It's easy to imagine a loli version and lore reasons for how she's created, like she's born from accidentally destroyed unused candles instead of burned out candles so she's younger
I don't buy the selling point of Monsters. I don't really see them as women. The whole loyal, faithful wife and relationship stuff sounds nice but when it comes to Monster girls you just wouldn't care about that at all. No, these creatures are only made for sex and sex is all they're useful for. Nobody cares about love, get real, you aren't consuming this series because you want le lovey dovey wholesomerino relationship. You want sex, you want to masturbate. MGE girls are just sex golems, and I use that term even knowing the assblast it usually causes. You wouldn't believe them anyway if you had one and she promised never to cheat on you, a hot girl is untrustworthy exactly because she's only useful for sex.You just can't think of a Monster as a wife. It's true.
>>47172722What is the point of this post?
>>47172722>I don't buy the selling point of MonstersWho asked?
>>47172722That's the exact same shitty mindset that jaded nips use to justify destroying everything good with their NTR, ryona, prostitution, yuri and futa fetishes. Fuck off. You only feel that way because you've had a shit experience, if you actually had an MGE girl you wouldn't think this way at all.
>>47172733Showing to everyone that he was just a passerby that has no interest to be here and that he belong here anyway
>>47172733>>47172739>>47172740You guys are basically attracted to the idea of a blowup doll telling you she loves you. You don't really want a wife or a relationship, you want a robot that can't betray you because she's programmed not to. You could stand to be a little more honest with yourselves and admit that you don't really care about things like "love".
>>47172756Cry about it.
>>47172756I'd love a robot wife.
>>47172740>if you actually had an MGE girl you wouldn't think this way at all.Anon. They aren't real. Nobody has them.
>>47172762There's nothing to cry over. The only one that would be crying is you having to face the reality that your treasured series MGE doesn't portray love, it portrays nothing. You don't actually want what you're claiming to want. You're putting the label "love" on something that isn't actually love. You have to be seriously mentally deranged to want the fucking evil bullshit this hentai garbage portrays.Go back to reality and get a grip on it, you will be much happier than, trust me.
You should make more foxes.They're not endangered or anything, you should just make more.I bet your genes would be really good for making a fox.
Some tourist is off his meds again
>>47172796ok but only with young foxesthey will be hard to find since 95% of the fox population are hags
>>47172784>MGE doesn't portray loveReal life love is shit. I'll gladly take fictional love over it any day.
>>47170173The smaller they are, the more toon force applies—that’s literally how sex with them works in the first place
>>47172834Yeah, if they can stretch that much I bet their bodies are insanely resilient
>>47172796This but breed rarer foxes to help bring their numbers closer to the standard fox species.
>>47172796it's nice to have a lady that values me for what's on the inside
>>47172928Mostly your liver.
>>47172766Caretaker units can be clingy sometimes.
>>47172931Not every fox is a drunk anon, only most of them.
>>47172947If the fox speaks Korean, you need to be leavin'.
>>47172956did you consider the titties though? it sounds like you might have not
>>47172956Good thing Korea doesn't exist in the MGE
>>47172784So is there any monster girl settings that portray actual love
will i sometimes have to do things i don't want and face unimaginable horrors?
>>47173001There is very little media in general that portrays actual love.
Big Mofu doesn't want you to know this but you can shave a fox and keep the fluff if you are fast enough
Why is always the same generic fox all the time?
Because they're boring. You need the RAW, DYNAMIC EXCITEMENT of the DRAGON.
>>47173026ms hebi BEGRUDGINGLY negotiates with your kejorou hairdresser HARLOT to sweep up all your LOVELY cut hairs and take them homebut it takes her a while to sift out all the SLUT hairs from the mixed bag o' hair she took home
more fox spam from /vg/ faggots
>>47172960>>47173026Holy milk making titty monsters
>>47173064>ms hebi letting some WHORE touch her anon's precious hair >ms hebi letting any SLUT touch anon period anon better get his hebi checked out, she might be sick/bugged
>>47173053It's not. Don't say all foxes look the same.
>>47173077I DARE you to show me 2 foxes that actually look different.
>>47173076ms hebi has her troubles until she's mrs hebi
>>47173084sounds like a skill issueanon is going to have to take matters into his own hands make ms hebi his mrs hebi
>>47173069Fox milk is very nutritious and refreshing
>>47173088He better hurry; shit's getting real scary out here for other mamono.
How would the ancient evil snake react to my heartfelt confession of love? Would she just rape me or blush get all timid and then rape me?
>>47173081
>>47173081he's right
Local vampire happy to see (you) wondering what (you) think of her swimsuit.
>>47173098>Blush>Get timid>Pout>Explain that you're supposed to resist and make her earn it>Then she'll get all flustered and sad until you make the first move>THEN she'll rape you, but be really, really declarative the whole time about how you're supposed to react.>You're both going to be TERRIBLE roleplayers for the whole scene.>But you'll get better. You've got all the time in the world to practice.
>>47173113I thought vampires can’t cross or enter running water, thus the reason so many are stinky
>>47171942>>47171945>not made with mucusDisgusting.
>>47173127Wut
>>47173113She needs to show it off in the summer sun, so I can really form an opinion
>>47168770>>47168916>wants a jumped up hairless monkey as a sex pet>can’t tolerate screeching and shit flingingWhat kind of total failwife can deal with normal human behavior? Bet she can’t even make decent tendies either.
>>47173185*can’t
>>47173185How to make tendies:>Hire a kiki
>>47172722>>47172756>>47172784You will never be a good writefag fuck off you tumblrina posting loser
>>47173212Don't be so hostile to magus.
>>47173113It doesn’t have enough perpendicular patterns to arouse me.
>>47173127Need me a frog that puts her snot into everything
>>47173216?
>>47172722>magic bitches are only useful for seggsPassable b8, man. Needs a touch more pompous derision to go with the illogic. Better luck next time, sport!
Eros supports human trafficking
>>47173277So does the US Department of Transportation via the Federal Highway Fund!
I think we should fox
>>47173241>non-alcoholic snot Plebe.
>>47173277Well duh, her whole shtick is stealing away lonely men from terrible conditions to equally lonely monstergirls in conditions just waiting for a family to fill.
Eros support monster sex sports, underage sex at school and pregnancy at schools, and it denounces Christmas cakes and virgin hags
>>47173277Well, I wish she'd hurry the fuck up about it.
>>47173277Who doesn’t? Now sell me your children! How much for the little girl?
>>47173290The Blues Brothers.
>>47173301Give the man 4 fried chickens and a Coke.
>>47173127That's my eel wife's job.
Two tsunderes fell in love. Eros wept
>>47173279Wonderworm needs to step up her game, she only supports t e r r o r i s m. Or is Dormouse the drug dealer now? I can’t tell anymore. Guess I better grow my own. Damnit now I don’t know if that’s Trolls or Alraunes. Why is everything so damn complicated?!
did you come here for answers?
Monsters would rid the world of western culture and it would be a good thing.
They LOCKED Him Inside
>>47173318It’s odd that she does that when you can get it ‘straight from the tap’.
>>47173285Eros supports her massive tits with nothing whatsoever.
>>47173333I came here for b8, apparently.
>Walk into the rat warrens >Leave with 8 wives and 17 kids
>>47173363>no botulism or cheese punsFake news, but captcha believes you. GP00N4
>>47173345Mixing drinks on my wife is possible but cumbersome. She also can't fit into my thermos for me to enjoy at work, so sometimes containers are necessary.
>>47173216This isn't about Magus.
>>47173335Can't wait!
>>47173362Just one of those nights it seems.
I like cold and snow and I like succubi. How do succubi native to cold places look like?
>>47173432Pure white skin, ambush predators
>>47173419Ares could be supporting creepers looking at you right NOW! You know the rule, don’t anything interesting until they start throwing $20 bills.
Monster children that are actually le 1000 years old are shit. They need to actually be young.
>>47173432Fat and hairy?
>>47173432i tried taking a cold shower but couldn't...
>>47173450
>>47173450but do you have a way to detect them?
>>47173458It’s simplicity itself, pic.
>>47173458lolibabas may not have boobs but they rarely lack in the posterior deparment.
>>47173475Is this elf autistic or something?
Loli should be the only thing allowed to be posted here.
>>47173482All elves are.
>>47173482Yes, very very autistic. Even by elf standards.
>>47170343Satyros and tentacle profiles don’t object to yuri tendencies as foreplay. You’d be the main course first and foremost, but they’d keep each other entertained while waiting for their turn with you, keeping sexual frustrations low and making group politics far easier.
>>47171233speedreader-kun, I…
Here's the yuritroon pushing his bullshit again as usual.
>>47173432>How do succubi native to cold places look like?Fluffy, and I don't mean fur.
>>47173546to think the lesser succ almost had a purpose
Monsters that enjoy anal fun are the best
>>47173491Imagine your wife teaching you the best way to eat out your other wife.>>47173550Winter lesser succubi are double fluffy, but eventually they'll lose the natural coat and you have to buy them a sweater.
>>47173560I knowhttps://files.catbox.moe/6hfr8v.jpg
I do not understand analfags. There is nothing attractive about the smell of shit.
>>47173560Obligatory reference to the tongue twister. Swiggity swooty etc
>>47173560This is why Zombies are the best, I can do whatever I want o them and they never say no
how to deactivate fox?
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember not to make fun of Medusa's just because they can't shoot beams. The can still freeze you solid and are stone cold tsunderes when they need to be. Just make sure you don't take the times they wrap you up for granite either.Rock pun goes here.
I am the head of a secret organization planning to engineer a virus that is hyper deadly to Dragons and then spread it in Dragonia to enact genocide upon the Dragons so Humans can reclaim those lands we rightfully own from them. Nobody can stop us.
Are we on raid hours? where's Meido?
>>47173745It’s most just extremely low effort shitposts so jannies wont get involved.
>>47172722>>47172756>sexy girls aren't allowed to have a peesonality beyond being sexy because... because I said so!lol, lmao. 3DPD get ye gone.
>>47173680Wear her out
>>47173560What monster is undoubtedly the weakest to anal?
>>47173803Dragons without question
>>47173803All the ojous like Wights and also all pear shaped lolis, hags are also quite eager to get their buttholes filled to the brim with your seed
Childhood friend that turned into an Alp a few years ago who's always constantly scared and paranoid that you might abandon or disown and forget her over it.
>>47173831>P-please don't abandon me, Anon! I'll suck your dick!>Shit, homo, that's all you had to say!
>>47173831Making an Alp's body become more shapely and feminine and her breasts bigger with each pregnancy!
A fox engaged in the act of grooming
>>47173803>>47173803P'orcs, since anal has the same branding for obedience effect as touching them in Shadow of Mordor
>>47173891Being groomed into becoming a fox groomer!
Grooming will be mandatory! For each man, a comb! For each husband, a brush! Let the exotic oils flow like wine!
>>47172784The only one crying here is you white knight. Fuck off back to tg or whatever shithole site you came from.
Don't resist foxes
>>47173901grooming a fox that groomed (you) into becoming a fox groomer so she could groom (you) and make (you) her groom that grooms her
No, Shogs can't have legs! That's impossible! Her legs are fake! They're FAKE! IT'S NOT REAL!
Fact: girls with long tongues are 100 times more attractive and 100 better at pleasing a man than tonguelet girls.
>>47173946I feel like Akanames are too freaky for the average anon
>>47173889>>47173902The neat part with having a cat is that I already have the basis on how to brush without losing an hand to his thousand claws attack
>>47173432Scandalous, wearing so much clothing you can't even see their cirves.Or alternatively, still in the same microbikini type clothes, but enchanted with 999 Resist. Cold so they don't die of freezing and can even warm you up with their bodies
>>47173991>Scandalous, wearing so much clothing you can't even see their cirves.I kinda like the idea of flirting with a succubus you think is "average" only for her to bring you back to her lodge, open up her ski jacket, and reveal that she's built like Aphrodite herself sculpted her.
>>47173991>ScandalousImagine asking your succuwife to wear a sweater for the night instead of sexy lingerie
>>47174073>A sweater, hun? Really?>Yeah, it's really soft.>I dunno...>C'mon, babe, we can just cuddle for a bit.>SuccubusGF.exe has stopped working
>>47174080>succuGF acquires fetish for sweater paizuri
>>47174088>I'm getting him off but I can't see anything. >I can feel every bit so much more intensely though. >It's like a blindfold for my chest!>Could I wear this in public?! >[Heavy breathing intensifies]Congrats, you broke her.
>>47174088Reverse paizuri in keyhole sweater is the ultimate domination of a man. He cannot come back from this and they know it.
Turning your blue slime into a cum slime
>>47174244that's kinda gross, she'll get a warm bath instead
Painting your Hellhound wifes insides and outsides white.
>>47174244I'm going to feed her a bunch of different food colorings, and see what happens.
None of you have any resistance to slimes.
fondling a slime's core
>>47174251Petting your hellhound wife while her tail wags excitedly as you tell her how much you love her.
>>47174256Slimes have no resistance to me!
>>47173694Of course they shoot beams, that's why mirrors work against them
>any random monster girl seeing and reacting to your Steam Library
We should have more generic transformation stories with an MGE flaireither that or somehow working dio's stone maske scene into an MGE style
>>47174476I wonder what she'll think of my 100% Orange Juice playtime.
>>47174476>Holy shit he’s autistic.>Score!
>>47174476>Salamander starts giving me the third degree for playing Nioh 2 without playing 1
>>47174476throwing some ideas into the wind>samurai pizza nekomatas>lilim makes a youtube channel bitching about fantasy romance>russian roulette, only the bulled is a transformative agent>woman tries to seduce man away from monster wife, it ends poorly>lizards woman conspiracy, only with dragonewts>pharaoh is the extreme loving tyep and publicly spoiles her husband with presnts and affection>woman to lesser scucc transformation during sex>stalker golem>stalker living doll
>>47174476>wake up one morning to a bunch of dwarf girls and soldier beetles fighting in front of my house
>>47174476oh no miss anubis please don't look at mini motorways-
>>47174476>You buy all these games but only play CK2?>Good boyim
>>47174732Danuki would be unhappy with you anon. Wasting all that money but only playing one game.
Imagine a Pyrows Teacher who is your English, Writing and Literature Teacher. Or even a Zoomer Hakutaku or Crow Tengu sensei?
>>47174476>You do know they gave you a 50% discount off the remaster for owning PTDE, right? It was available for four years.>i do>And you're aware that they disabled the online functionality permanently because they couldn't figure out how to patch the remote code execution exploit?>there's a workaround>What about the QoL?>nobody should be able to change covenants from the bonfire, that's ridiculous. they didn't even fix the invisible walls, improve miracle resonance and gravelording, or implement 99% complete cut content anyway>So maybe it didn't live up to your expectations, but I don't see how you can repudiate such an obvious net improvement when it comes along. Everyone else jumped ship.>you wouldn't say the same to a married man. >What?>i'm saying I mate for life, now if you'll excuse me, ms. wurm will be arriving shortly to play it for the first time. if you spoil her I'll tie you into a pretzel and count your wrinkles
>>47174476>39 districts in a Varlet?
>>47174533Now my question is what's her second thoughts. Is it "I can fix him" or "I can make him worse"?
>>47174476>DRG>Elden ringNot much, basic games
>>47174732>>47174476>Dragons posting the 190th picture of their Greater Dragonivm empire online from monster strategy game Deonora II
How would a Hakutaku react if I mocked her by using stereotypical remarks and slurs like "bing bong ching chong" at her every time she spoke?
>>47174956>buy new DLC>get invaded by endless Steppe Centaur hordes>buy another new DLC>get invaded by Ocean Crossing OcelomehNothing to laugh at here
>>47174973shes gonna strap you to a chair and make you learn proper and chinese insults for example肏你祖宗十八代 (cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài) -- "Fuck your ancestors to the eighteenth generation
>>47174973sad into annoyed into disgusted and not wanting to do anything with you
>>47174476Seeing Orderite Gamers (unsurprisingly) have Doom, Witcher, Kingdom Come Deliverance, Halo MCC (they will be judgemental if you play Halo CE and 2 Anniversary in HD graphics), Warhammer games, Crusader Kings, Hearts of Iron, Darkest Dungeon, Fallout New Vegas (NCR, Legion and House playthroughs). AAAAAAND, Total Warhammer, on their Empire of Man and Bretonnia playthroughs.How do you think Orderites react to your Steam Library?
>>47174956>getting nostalgic over DragonFable with your old dragon wife
>>47175197>Your health is low. Do you have some potions, or food?
>die horribly in a work related incident to the infamous lathe machine>wake up in another world filled with monster girls and magic and get isekai'd afterwards and wander around a bit>come to the realization that eventually someone is going to find you>hope and pray and wish that it's something cool>like kind and friendly elves who will help you by taking you to their home village and giving you a job>or some cool lizardmen with a martial culture who will enlist you to serve by doing some heavy lifting before treating you to comfy night time poultry spit roast over a bonfire>or maybe even some benevolent dragon that will protect you by letting you stay in her lair in exchange for your being useful>hell, maybe even some goblins who need a new boss for their mischievous gang>or a horde of nomadic Centaurs that travel the plains peddling goods>you'd even settle for just settling in some fantasy human settlement in the new world>nearly a day passes and finally someone finds you by night time>...>it's a fucking dorky Vampire>she instantly claims you as her new man servant and marks you by biting your neck and drinking your blood>takes you back to her dark and brooding castle by force where you'll be forced to be a glorified butler with only some animated armor, a few Gargoyles and a skeleton in a chef's hat as your comradesOne chance. One fucking chance to experience something cool and it's a Vampire, the dorkiest of all races, that gets you. How mad would you be?
>>47175305Hahaha I would be so mad haha, that would be soooo horrible oh no. I sure hope she doesn't force me to give her a bunch of Dhampir daughters either that would be terrible hahahaha oh noooooo.
>>47175305>wait until daytime>drag her coffin out into the sunlight>pull her out of the coffin and rape herwhen life gives you lemons, make lemonade
>>47174973She deserves it for calling me “baby” (bei1bi3).
Imagine a dragon vampire raised by elves
>>47175356Ew. No.Imagine a devil bug raised by devil bugs!
>>47175396Much better! I bet she's really friendly and fun.
>>47175356Imagine an elf who monsterized into a dragon.
>>47175406>>47175396At least give miss dracoelfpire a chance
>Ask shog to form legs and heels for herself so she can clack around the house instead of doing that weird slime shuffle >”Of course master anything you say~“ >Forms shapely and slender legs >Takes one step>Falls face first with a splat >Have a training montage to teach her how to walk >Lasts all of 5 minutes as I got horny and fucked her instead >Standing splits >Mating press >Lotus pose >Fuck her until her legs turn back to goo
>>47174915She wants to hear me autistically rant about useless topics and suck me off under the desk while I’m gaming. So I guess you could call that making me worse.
>>47175415>shog forms extra legs for stability
>>47175427Shoggy would look cute in Centaur form, plus she'd be glad to give you rides on her back.
>>47175305Your fault for not pouncing her in the middle of her dork speech, making out with her, and fingering her until she cums before unloading your years of virginity into her. Monsters would never expect the reverse reverse rape, it’s a foolproof plan.
>>47175356Caledor, basically.
>>47174591Are the two stalkers stalking the same guy?
>>47175356The world can only contain so much arrogance. Requires mere correcting with ear molestation and garlic feeding.
>>47175468possiblyit does give me the idea of a them following a dude who is researching contruct mgs
>>47175305considering suicide level of mad.
I'm hoping for a big realm silver asteroid to hit to mere all of the lizards at once.
Bratty hairless apes won't be so smug about mereing when they meet that one Dragon lady that turns them into a mere human by being so kind that they can't help but melt in her embrace.
>>47174476I literally have otome and "yumejo" games/dating sims in my Steam account like Steam Prison, Fashioning Little Miss Lonesome, etc. And because they were in sale for cheap at the time when I bought them. And I do dabble and play the occasional visual novel.How do mamono react?
>>47175613They welcome their new alp sister.
>>47173826I want to see pear shaped loli ojous in sexy lace lingerie and slowly fuck their fat asses to multiple orgasms
Why are Succubi like this?
>>47175717Looks pretty selfexplanatory to me.
>>47175613Absolute phantom bait is for phantoms. Her ohohohs will rend space-time and turn you into a bishonen. >it’s cuz they were on sale broToo late, this is the future you chose. Hope your body is ready for historically inaccurate cosplay, you’ll be doing a lot of it.
>>47172756you are just an automaton of flesh animated by neurotransmitters.
>>47175356>>47175412>ruling gypsies with an iron fist and hoarding leaves
>>47175396Her mastery of squatting in the sink while eating is a wonder to behold.
>chewing your holst wife's cud
>Chewing your goat wife's cud
kraken ink pasta
>>47175818After knowing and reading some josei, otome and shoujo doujins and "femporn". This just means phantoms end up being gangbang'd and spitroasted by bishonen pretty boys because otome and josei shit sometimes is basically reverse harems.Of course since this is MGE. If a man incubizes into a shoujosei/otome bishie at the hands of a phantom because said man played some for-women otome or read some josei doujins. Will there be some clone potions involved since because again, otome and shoujosei material for women is basically reverse harems.
do mgs feel insecurity /jealousy?
>>47176354ms hebi's only crime is that she cares too muchand kidnapping
>>47176354Envy is Wisp's shtick.
>>47176277As part of the phantom's macabre opera, you will be forced to play the part of four archetypical otome characters - the cold one, the cute one, the hotheaded one, and the friendly one.Basically a one-man Backstreet Boys (Alright!)This will involve a lot of changes of clothes during scene transitions, and fucking her whilst roleplaying as each of the characters.
>>47176277MGE monsters would find the idea of a reverse harem inherently utterly disgusting and wouldn't be fans of any material that has it, so no.Anyone elses posts got eaten on posting just now?
>>47176392>>47176441>Anyone elses posts got eaten on posting just now?Ctrl+F5 next time.
>>47176457I deleted it myself, it re-appeared after I posted again after waiting for several minutes and other posts made after I originally made the first one. There are gremlins loose in the servers.
>>47175818>Hope your body is ready for historically inaccurate cosplay, you’ll be doing a lot of it.Que? I'm not familiar with whatever you're referencing. Care to explain?
>>47176390>As part of the phantom's macabre opera, you will be forced to play the part of four archetypical otome characters - the cold one, the cute one, the hotheaded one, and the friendly one.Hey you forgot another equally common archetype: The Female Protagonist's Cool Older Brother/Cousin/totally not blood related sibling or relative love interest.Because yeah, otome ain't not stranger to incest either.
>>47176277One phantom. Five men competing for her affection as she deliberately flashes her panties and any attempt for one of them to get it on always ends just before penetration seals the deal.>just the tip in>sublime cliffhanger season ending
>>47176672I considered the Onii-san, but couldn't decide if the "older brother" archetype was as popular as the "onee-san" caring, motherly older sister type.I'm honored that you had the same thought!
This thread is not affording Oni the respect and obedeience they are due, and it's absolutely shameful
>>47176970They should quit drinking so much and I'd have more respect for them
>>47174667>disregard both and take the automaton
>>47176457this is the prettiest hebi there is. all others are even more goofy looking.
>>47176970They'll get their respect when the chubby bar oni stops giving me drunken voicemails about how she's a wreck without me. I don't even know her, she just got my number randomly after misdialing the local pizza place!
>>47176596As a genre it can get weird.>she makes you dress up as a series of literal birds>she remains humanoid and aroused throughout your ‘adventure’>you gain a +1 to dancing and a psychological shadow involving birdseed>>47176672>she quantum leaps into your mother’s womb to fulfill her incest fantasy>she turns into a fetus and does it while you’re a fetus>the mutual lack of genitalia doesn’t stop her from trying to bad touch you >you both get pushed out and she immediately mounts you>the doctor rules this as a non-rape because the both of you are cryingWholesome romance at its best!
I'm trolling the thread
>>47177131Why is troll ass so erotic?
Bakeneko goes nya!I bet the two tailed ones are considered blessed by divinity.
>>47167766Any more snake songs?
>>47177177Comes with a built in handle that moans when you pull it.
>>47177171>>47177187Any corruption stories featuring a psychological breakdown that ain’t a smooth ride to hornytown? Flipping out is justified after a radical transformation.
>>47177282Could write one, I guess.
>>47177282That could get interesting. I don't know how I'd tackle it though.
>>47177327Girl catches the corruption disease. Gets lots of hugs and comforting by her male childhood friend that sees something's happening to his friend and now there's horns growing out of her head and she's all red in the face and unbeknownst to him she has an internal conflict about her newfound feelings and are the feelings really hers? But if you do write this, make sure to have a good, happy ending. Because I like happy endings.
>>47177327>be holy nun or hero>get forcibly turned into a redcap>now have to resist your lust for blood and rape>and you're a loli too so you know you're forcing men into have sex with your childlike body for extra perversionMake it a multi chapter one about hunting down the succubus that turned you, maybe team up with some big hero dude who promised to help her fix herself and have awkward moments where she loses control and rapes him at the sight of blood.
>>47177177Has plenty of cushioning meaning that you can go at it as hard as you want and also has a perfect view to her sexy sweaty back while doing the deed
>>47177360>>47177375Having her start off as religious could make for a nice double whammy. There'd be a lot less impact if she weren't, actually. Also>"Anon, help, I'm turning into a demon!">"Nah, you're just turning into a succubus.">"That's a demon!">"No, this is a demon.">"Hello, have you two considered BRAINLESS FUCKING IN ALL HOLES, COVERED IN FLUIDS THAT NEVER DRY WHILE HOWLING THE NAME OF A DARK GOD WHO WILL SUPPORT YOUR DEPRAVITY FOR ALL OF ETERNITY today?">"See, it could be worse."Extremists, man.
Just because corruption is KC's fetish doesn't make it any less shit.
Recieving a concussion from a pouncing hellhounds calcium cannons
>>47177520it's nearly impossible to be rejected asking out a monstergirl.unfortunately, the reverse is also true. better be proactive in finding a wife if you don't want a wife to find (you)
>>47177538>it's nearly impossible to be rejected asking out a monstergirl.Maybe your average desperate goblin girl.
>>47177555*it's nearly impossible to be rejected asking out a monstergirl assuming strict adherence to MGE's setting and the word-of-god tweets KC posts whenever he gets paranoid about cuckoldry
>>47177538>better be proactive in finding a wife if you don't want a wife to find (you)That doesn't preclude harems. This portion of the lore would be kinda shitty if it weren't for the whole "if you won't ultimately like it, it won't happen" deal.
>>47177568I am not familiar with that setting, sorry.
>>47177306Probably not tbqh, doubt I have the chops for it.>>47177360 >new harpy invites you over to her place for hot beverages >giggity>she freezes up and gets twitchy when you walk in>she excuses herself>you hear crashing and tearing sounds from one of the rooms>just like in your Chinese comic books!>go to retrieve your host>she’s destroying her bedroom to make a giant impromptu nest>she wails that she can’t stop herself even as she continues >you step into the nest to help her get a grip>she looks you dead in the eyes as she grunts>an object rolls out from under her>the wet egg comes to a stop inches from your feet>she gains enough self awareness to collapse into a sobbing mess>the crying girl turns away from you in shame>her head is down and covered by her wings>this puts her ass directly in your field of vision>she squeezes out two more eggs as her sobs continue unabated
>>47177619That's garbage, MGE flavor of "corruption" is much better
>>47177619>Harpies nesting and laying eggs >Holsts spontaneously lactating>Lamia urges to swallow large food objects whole>Yetis suddenly unable to take the heat>Vampires being unable to handle the sunWhat other species-specific changes would corrupted human women have to learn to handle?
>>47177177Because all the doujinshi I've read have taught me that girls crave anal and it's the most pleasurable hole that your dick can enjoy, also big butt equals great anal sex
>>47177633>you unzip your dick and pound away at her cloaca >she stops crying and meets you thrust for thrust>a random ass beam of light implausibly illuminates you both in her windowless room>two pink women spontaneously appear while singing in Latin >everyone in the room orgasms as soon as they place crowns of flowers on your heads as you furiously couple>everyone tries to get comfortable in the impromptu nest and enjoy the afterglow>a crude female voice seems to yell from the heavens >”Break’s over! Time for the sequel, faggots!”>at these words a ray of pink light strikes you>your penis expands into a knee length erection>the pink girls start making boom chicks wow wow soundsHappy now?
>>47177709Sandworms have it the hardest.
>>47171510You have to put the "key" into the "lock".While dual fingers interlaced handholding.
>>47177767Imagine getting corrupted into a fucking sandworm. I was going to say the circumstances would have to be contrived, but I guess they actually wouldn't, given how MAMONO MANA can be.>Sandworm finds woman dying in the desert>Swallows her to prevent her from dying to death because monsters are nice like that>A few days of travel later there's a swelling in the sandworm's mouth>She surfaces to spit out a rapidly growing sandworm lamia thing >Oopsie
>Guy that seethes endlessly about angels is still hereMade for church correction
>walking through MGC>lizardman stops you on your way to McDick's>she starts monologuing about how this day of battle is fated >she goes on and on about how she's trained her whole life for this moment, etc., etc. >walk right past her as she has eyes closed in the "remembering her life" part of the monologue>she opens her eyes and doesn't see you>she looks around for you>she sees you walk into the McDick's, ordering food for yourself (5 triple cheeseburgers, 3 large fries, 2 baked apple pies, and a diet coke with extra aspartame)
>>47177762I dont get why you still post here given how much you hate MGE. KC is never drawing furshit for you, just get over it
>Yeah it sure would suck if all my daughters were brown I would hate that noooo don't let the chocolate cat rape me nooooo
>>47178066>if all my daughters were brownCould be furrier.
choco snake?
>>47178088all of your children will be 'nukis and there's nothing you can do about it
>>47178090They should be choco by default for being from a desert land
>>47178090Available
>>47178090caramel snake
>>47178109vegemite snake
>>47178097I would really hate this. I sincerely hope it doesn't happen to me.
Here, a piece that sadly won’t be finished. I do hope you guys enjoy it!
>>47178148I'm trying to help you.
>>47178170Looks neat. The artist busy or something?>>47178173Still a shame about the tumblr nose on that Sphinx.
I simply wish to be hypnotized by a tomb guardian lamia and forced to become her willing servant/bodypillow for the cold desert nights. Poison/graping optional bit encouraged
>>47178261she sounds like a dumb neet
>>47178170Smoking is bad, someone should take that pipe
>>47178296It's not like it's gonna kill her.
>>47178307Being dead is no excuse to have a bad habit like smoking.
>>47178341Imagine being dead and still blowing money because of living habits.
>>47178097I want this desert merchant to force me to pay for necessities with my white body until eventually she makes me take responsibility for filling her with mixed race babies.
>>47178357Yet another reason to tease vampires
>>47178227I think her nose is cute, and I would tell her so.
Thank you meidos
>>47178173>See nice fit cat>Good personality >Get called a pet>Lose all interest Everytime, feels bad
>>47178358that's the 'nuki way!
>>47177709Here’s a related idea, talking about fetishes with an actual partner can be awkward. Monsters automatically get some quite weird fetishes. So getting corrupted comes with potentially even more discomfort! It puts it in perspective. For some, raping a dude might be less than embarrassing than talking it out. That’s presuming she even understands what’s going on.>become kelpie>go on blind date>not sure if you’re happy he didn’t run away from horsepussi >why is the thought of fleeing dudes hot now fml>you have this sudden deep sense that he’s the one for you>he’s so happy and competent you would’ve definitely liked him when human>the date goes well but your dissatisfaction grows>gradually realize you keep trying to steer the conversation towards the maudlin>weird but you force yourself to stop it and act normal>then he spills his drink and frowns sadly >uuuuoooooohhhh erotic!!!>wow he’s definitely the guy for you but wtf?>that was intense!>it’s not like you can even reach that spot anymore!>you definitely want another date and he agrees!>in the meantime you learn via introspection that you really really want him to: look sad, swim bad, and be clumsy>weirdly it’s the only sort of fantasy that gets your hosspussi wet>more dates with him happen>you watch yourself closely and they go well>it dawns on you that asking him to do anything you now like is too humiliating and weird>you realize it will be like that no matter how many dates you have>better keep acting normal even if you can tell you’re way too fixated on him >the weird urges keep getting stronger but it’s fine>you can control yourself, right?>you give yourself a pep talk and go to meet him>French Narrator: 2 hours later>amazingly he manages to run out of the lake while wheezing and puking water>you’re impressed but not worried>he can’t outrun a horse and you doubt he can fight his way out of the lake again>you have a painful epiphany as you realize how psychotic you must look to an outside observer >an outside observer like him>you watch the panicked man racing away from you down the shore>tears gather in your eyes and your heart clenches painfully >you have to control yourself and stop doing whatever this is to that poor man>it doesn’t matter that you want him more than you’ve ever wanted anything in your life>you force your jittery excited body to stop chasing but he doesn’t notice >then he stumbles mid-run and you come so hard that your stupid crown spills into a puddle on the ground >the hard won self-control vanishes and your hooves are in motion again>”SHOW ME UR SADFACE, DADDY!”
>>47178399Lift until you can show her a proper master-kot relationship.
>>47178399It's just a pet name, anon. Doesn't have to mean anything serious.
I am terrified of raccoons. No way I'll ever date a danuki or even get near one for that matter.
>>47178407>kelpie furiously schlicking to thoughts of her date crying and flailing in the watermonsterization brings with it strange tides of longingkelpie aftercare must be good
>>47178408Good on paper but we can't get stronger than mamonos without become a hero or heavy dosage of drugs. >>47178410>Pet nameThat's worse, why would you call your partner with dog/cat names
>>47178407I don't know about any of that but where's the urge to drag him into the ocean.
>>47178407Not reading this trash
>>47177996Nope, but you win a consolation prize! It’s a doormat with various conclusions written on it. For some reason all of yours sayUr a faget. As if the crazy would bother with extended greentexting or would even be here after all this time.
>>47178432'kitten' and 'puppy' are both pretty common pet names even among real people, anono. so it 'pet'. it doesn't mean your actually her pet. i mean, you can be if you want to be, but it doesn't have to mean that. it's just a cute thing to call your partner, like 'honey' or 'pumpkin'.
>>47178446Are you having a stroke? Did getting told that nobody likes and how your autistic hatred over the only good monster girl setting is retarded break your brain that much?
>>47178449I never heard anyone using it in my language or even in English, it's so weird to use "pet". I can understand kitten for small children, doesn't sound as bad
Studies show that hugging blue monsters is linked with increased levels of happiness
>>47178466My anecdotal findings have corroborated these reports.
>>47178432>Good on paper but we can't get stronger than mamonos without become a hero or heavy dosage of drugs. Good thing a heavy dose of drugs isn't hard to find or dangerous to your health. I bet you could make her subconsciously nerf herself if you wanted to dominate her badly enough anyway, that's a world mechanic.>>47178449"Pet" does get a little weird with the connotations even if you aren't full on calling your lover an animal though.
>>47178430Silt encrusted fingers typed this post.>>47178434Presumably she already succumbed to that urge.
>>47178479>In my knees>Face in her pillow crotch>Hugging those expansive thighs>HappiI hate what this image does to me.
>>47178484I feel like if you're tempted to go through the effort to make a monster 'subconsciously nerf herself' you're probably just better off finding a monster who isn't jacked like arnold arnold schwarzenegger in the first place?
>>47178489Exactly where human boys belong.
all i want is to hug a fox.is that so much?
>>47178466I believe it.
>>47178484Nah, she must goes all out but I also must win at all costs. Drugs it will be
>>47178484>if you aren't full on calling your lover an animalI am> an animalBecause she is>"Pet" And she was also this.i will pay for it later in the most humiliating way, amazon position sex.
>>47178493I'm not the guy into muscle girls, I'm just sayin' because the guy will like what he likes. There's nothing to say she can't be jacked and submissive (or at least not super dominant) anyway, but...
>>47178504Imagine
>>47178498>[Aroused whimpers] Fuck, why are blueberries so powerful?
>>47178505Licking blue dragon horns is probably like licking a battery but pleasurable.
>>47178519>but pleasurable.Someone isn't licking big enough batteries.
>>47178515submissiveness and dominance isn't determined purely by shows of physical strength. you can have a mamono lots and lots stronger than you whimper and do what you say with the proper conditioning- you just have to put a little work into it! and find a monster who likes that sort of treatment, probably.
I want to kill a Lilim.
>>47178400Hard to resist a pair of big brown bouncy ‘nukis until she gets you in bed and milks your entire bloodline out of you.A worthwhile trade for a surprisingly loving wife I’d say.
>>47178522What hath magic wrought?
>>47178541I mean it’s pretty basic necromancy my guy. Happens all the time around Wight and Vampire controlled monster realms what with all the Liches.
>>47178407this is the first time I've felt aroused by the wethoss. I'll have to think about her more often.
>>47178425Come on anon, don't you want a high interest short term loan? Think about how much your life can improve with some risky investments in pachinko parlors and other totally legitimate businesses. And if you can't pay on time she is very understanding and will be open to adding new clauses to the contract for extensions. Don't worry about reading the contract, she will handle all that boring paper work boyim.
>>47178547Not to mention how soft and squishy her ass would be, and tits if she’s one of the busty ones. Can’t go wrong with a ‘nuki, anon.
>>47177934Being defeated by McDicks is still a valid loss. She can educate him about healthy eating and exercise later. In her basement gym. The doors lock from the outside!
>>47178518raccoon is a high-quality wife to be sureit's very nice being married to high-powered office ladies
>>47178559Meant for >>47178535
>>47178518Better question: why are human boys so weak to fat, luscious demon thighs?
>>47178578Because they're fat and luscious? Hello?
>>47178544>In this way, they are malicious monsters, but it isn't that they have a taste for tormenting or harming their prey. It's simply that they like to expose the patheticness of their beloved husband using pleasure. The sort of thing they like more than anything is when he's moaning in an indescribable manner while drooling with the kind of face you really can't show to other people.People didn't like Kelpie? Fuck, this is hot
>>47178547>>47178559I'm more interested in the scent of her breath and its intricate smells.
>>47178559This is one of the only pictures that makes me consider danukis. That one and this one.
>>47178578>weak to fat, luscious demon thighsI'm not. Unless the demon with fat, luscious thighs is a little girl, I guess then I'm done for.
>>47178578Only the most desperate fall for lying whores.
>>47178603I'm about the same with sandwans, but then there's this and that other one.
>>47178578The trick is to make them cover the thighs. They lose their power when concealed by pants or stockings
>>47178559>financial stability forever>lavish gifts from a loving wife>rough sex and ‘nuki paizuri It’s heaven man.>>47178598You aren’t associated with us, you’re never gonna force that meme.
>>47178578They instinctively know sticking their penis in there would lead to them being milked dry, next question.
>>47178559>>47178603I don't think I would be able to resist a shiny and well oiled Danuki
>>47178656>UsI'm you. You're me. We're all each other: Anonymous. There is no group here, only Anonymous. You're Anonymous.I'm Anonymous.And Anonymous wants to sniff danuki breath morning, day, and night!
>>47178674I never felt this way before but I guess I do now.
>>47178674You mean you're a scat enthusiast.
>>47178578What if demons gimmick was that if you fuck her your soul comes straight out your dick and gets stuck in her womb forever.
>>47178656Don't even reply to the breathfag or he's never shutting up
>>47178683She'll keep it safe there, deep within herself, where it can't get hurt. A part of you is part of her, now and forever.
>>47178679Anonymous loves scat.Anonymous hates scat. Anonymous loves danukis.Anonymous hates danukis. Anonymous wants to become the property of a danuki.Anonymous doesn't want to become the property of a danuki. Anonymous is everything he's ever posted, even if they're contradictory. Welcome Anonymous to the culture of anonymous imageboards.
>>47178650This is a demon trying to lure us into a false sense of security! Pants and ESPECIALLY stocking covered thighs are extremely powerful! Beware!
>>47178700I *do* sort of want to become the property of a danuki, it's true.... I just think she'd take good care of me...
>>47178712This, but instead of danuki, sandworm instead.
>>47178683>>47178694Does part of her soul get stored in your prostate?
>>47178578humans are naturally attracted to danger, but this danger has a positive reinforcement loop that won't kill you, usually
>>47178722i guess that depends on whether you let her stick her finger up there or not
>>47178722Maybe your bladder? Can it be split between both testes?
>>47178712that is NOT the alraune from monster girl dreams.
>>47178751The wife's soul is stored in the balls
>>47178751The womb is a sort of more romantic place to put a soul in than the balls, isn't it
It's hard being a slut for powerful monsters.
>>47178759Why is the womb more romantic? Do tell, you sexist pig.
>>47178768i have an unbirthing fetish
>>47178765There's always a lot of single cait sith around in the cat kingdom. They even greet every man who arrives personally and offer guided tours!Nobody takes them up on the offer.
>>47178771snorted
>>47178765No it's not, just close our legs and pray for monster girl Jesus. Sometimes human men need whoever the monster girl equivalent to God is to solve their problems
Puuyo has been translating stories
>>47178947Okay?
>>47178964From the Japanese fans. So no crossover nonsense. That's good at least.
>>47178947I remember checking out some of the japanese fan stories with google translate or something many years ago, could be interesting to see proper translations.
>>47178970I've read some of the Japanese stories and most of them are very... eh.Also, what's up with japs and overusing the heart symbol?
>>47178970Literally who cares.
>>47179000You clearly do as all you do is whine about it. You can just ignore this if you don't really care.
Dumb gaijin men belong to foxesIt is the law
>>47178991I never said that they would be good just something that isn't crossovers. As for the heart, copying KC am seeing as he uses it too iirc.
>>47178991>>47179030H-manga uses hearts so it probably comes from there.
>>47179024Ask him to translate the siths first.
>>47179029Who makes these laws?Why do men keep moving there?
>>47179060FoxesFoxes
>>47179056I don't have to do anything. Kys
>>47179091You don't but you could.
>>47179073>Pull pin>Throw focks
>>47178947Jolly good for him I guess?
>>47179029What happened to all the native men? Why do they only go after gaijin?
>>47179289>What happened to all the native men?Captured and turn into female fox factories.
>>47179304A fate worse than death.
Lol at how many times he's replying to that post
>>47179024NTA but why even engage if you drop some shit like that without context about somebody who isn’t even actively in this thread and hangs on either Shitcord or MGR?
>>47179304I guess the massive wave of foxgirls had to come from somewhere
>>47179321I didn't bring it up. That was another anon. I just decided to chime in since they brought it up. You can find the stories over on /monster/
>>47179348>Find them over on /monster/Thanks but I’ll pass on that.
Something I was surprised with today. Hope you guys like it!
>>47179497It looks like an elf told her to cut off her own head
>>47179497I don't think that stance is HEMA approved.
>>47179497Mating press
>>47179497who
Apophis - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Yc5m7qOiaN1I-It8-p2auOD5TDXCs-_TXl8QpAhW3zY/edit?usp=drive_linkDanuki - https://docs.google.com/document/d/15uuF__h1lNg3UNmvc8uWqDg4oMlnuGDvm-oZjTFMlOw/edit?usp=drive_linkDemon - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m46aWdaSGX6n7iJiFlcTHc1Ie9SA_N6Ps952EgF7l7s/edit?usp=sharing>>47178947At least drop the links.
>>47179497Dork
>>47179530A dork vampire with poor fashion sense and basically a human woman wearing contact lenses.
>>47179497>"I can make the ears pointy or give her fangs, not both."
>>47179533>Even though I'm a kid, my employer doesn't take advantage of me and pays me according to my abilities. She's a stunning beauty with beautiful black hair, and she smells nice when you get close to her, plus she has large breasts.the japanese sure have a way with words
>salamander who loves the idea of battle and war walks along a trail whistling a marching song to herself>thinking it's a good day to do battle against a worthy opponent>suddenly she stops and squints ahead, sees smoke pillars and embers rising from the field just ahead>"B-Battle...?">she eagerly starts running ahead, relishing this chance to see what a real war waged by humans looks like>she's always wanted to see cool action in real life>all she finds instead is the aftermath of a battle being picked over by crows, waged by two enemy human kingdoms, resulting in pyrrhic victory for one side>the whole grounds is burnt, littered with destroyed siege machines, dead horses and men>the smell of death fumigates the air, and the salamander shudders as she swears she can almost still hear the war cries of soldiers across the field in a ghostly way>she realizes this wasn't as cool as it looked in her head after all>this wasn't funny or cool at all>she almost vomits seeing a crow picking out an eye from a corpse with an axe still lodged in its skull and averts her attention>suddenly a weak voice whimpers "Kill me...">Salamander jumps back and looks down>a soldier in full plate tries to crawl towards her, reaching out>missing his entire lower half below the waste after getting struck directly by a large mortar from an onager>"Th... the pain.... pleassse... end it... please!" he begs at her>Salamander completely loses her composure and drops her weapon>runs away screaming in terror>all the way back home in the lizadd village>she refuses to open her door for the rest of the day>sitting on her bed, rocking back and forth while crying>needless to say, she became a pacifist after that day, with the idea of waging war or doing battle being something that utterly disgusts her now, after seeing those haunting sights
>>47179647Come on shitposter-san, go the full mile and make sally khs. Fucking commit.
>>47179645I mean, it's straight to the point.
>>47179647Literally every single Mamono who claims to like fighting and warring's reaction to seeing an actual war conducted by humans. Sally just needs to get some Flayer therapy and she'd be back to her real self.
>>47179547>>47179607As I usually reply, I'm sorry that you don't like her design. If you have any suggestions please do let me know. I'd be happy to take them into consideration.
>>47179647>Hellhound walks across the same battlefield aftermath>"Metal."
>>47179647Many such cases
>>47179691Nah, a Hellhound would immediately imprint on the nearest still living casualty and race to the nearest mamono doctor with him in her arms. They're good girls.
>>47179677>White blouse, pencil skirt, hair pulled back into a messy ponytail.>Wears cateye glasses and holds a ruler in one hand.>Commenting about my overdue library book with an aura that suggests a corporal punishment is incoming.
>>47179647>Pyrow walks across the same battlefield aftermath>zoomer brain activates>"Aw shit duuuude, theze dudes are dead brahhh these guys are DEAD for real for real.">starts talking selfies with the corpses
>>47179691>Metal>Not BrutalI bet she didn't even watch metalocolypse.
>>47179647>>47179691>>47179710Miss Lich when she shows up>"Not again..."And then Miss Wisp when she pulls up>"Finally! Now I'll get a boyfriend!"
Flat chested RyuORBig titty Phoenix mommy?
>>47179647Some girls break when they see it. Some decide the only solution is to raise the dead and create a world without the suffering of life.
>>47179775PhoenixNow
>>47179775Ryu--I like a girl who's got big thunderclouds.
>>47179775>Flat chested RyuImagine getting married to a loli Ryu in a traditional japanese style wedding.
>>47179775I'm not a lolicon, but I wouldn't mind being together with a tallflat rainwurm.
>>47179775Phoenix every time. Ryu doesn't even have ass, just tail.
>>47178733>humans are naturally attracted to dangerSU-SUGEEE! WAKU WAKU DEMON-SAN!
>>47179830Phoenix doesn't have ARMS. I feel like that matters more.
I wish to be covered with the smell of unwashed, sweaty troll that's been in the sun all day. How this is accomplished by said troll, I leave that up to her discretion.
>>47179908Slapping and grabbing arms isn't nearly as satisfying.
>>47179917>A squeegee and a bucket
>>47179908I like it when she has to awkwardly grab me with her bigass fluffy wings.
>>47179775Ryu has the possibility to vore me like a snake and give me constrictive snake cuddles. Additionally, we can grow her breasts by repeated mating and holstaur milk.
>>47179830>Ryu doesn't even have assMaybe if you're some kind of a nerd and don't believe in lamiass.
>>47179917She stuffs you under her sweater and sits in the sauna for a while.
>>47179647She didn’t even try to skullfuck him to end his misery. What’s he gonna do, run away? What are they teaching monster kids these days? Lame.>>47179730>Bogie walks across the same battlefield>”I do a lot of cocaine, but goddamn.”
>>47179908You are vastly underestimating the superiority of winghugs.
>>47179942Imagine just walking along the street and a harpy divebombs and captures you like this.
>>47179956>slams into your face cooch first and cocoons your entire head in her wings
>>47179956getting pincered by jubjubs
>>47179993Would this cause a fight to the death, as only one can claim the cock?
>>47180013nah they just mash into you in an uncoordinated mess
>>47180013I don't think Jub has the mental fortitude to engage in complex competition. Probably she'd just hump your leg until she got a chance to shove the other one off and take her turn.
If I marry a chimera do I also have to marry her other personalities or is just once enough?
>>47179667What about an Ochimucha? Surely she would be willing to stand in as kaishakunin or the equivalent.
>>47179978get owl'd
>>47180017>each claim a single testicle by planting a sloppy kiss on their preferred one and leaving a brightly colored lipstick print on it>it never washes off
>>47179922Wing hugs and wing burritos make all birds and winged monsters top tier
I'm glad some birbs are cultured and won't tackle you immediately
>>47180022>two jubs constantly either on your dick or rubbing somewhere on youSounds exhausting.
>>47180040No arms means they can't clean up after themselves. You sure it's worth?
>>47180042Yes, it is. It's exhausting dealing with only one jub. With two there's very little of your time that's going to be spent not having sex. Placing doordash orders and occasionally showering, probably.
>>47180033>anon has dry orgasms to spite them Nothing personnel, kid.
>>47180041True, gandharvas will only rape you if you are on the designated raping street.
>>47180043>wiping owl mage gf's face clean after she eats ice cream messilycute
>>47180052I regret to inform you anon that every street has been designated due to a new city law. Prepare to do the needful
>>47179917>troll that's been in the sun all dayI think she's going to do so much more than you cover you in her smell
>>47180042>>47180048>tfw permanently sticky all over from jub cum
>>47180070You don't even notice it, after a while.I cannot recommend jubjub harems. If you really don't like your life and want to completely lose your brain to pleasure, though, it's not a bad option.
>>47180041get serenaded, idiot
could i ask kiki to sing me a sea shanty?
North Americans: please do not bring exotic mamono from far-off eastern lands home as wives. They are displacing local mamono and disrupting delicate local ecosystems. Instead of marrying a tiger or uni-oshi, please consider giving one of the continent's many native monster species a chance. Many species, such as condor-harpies, gray whale mermaids, gray wolfgirls, ocelomeh, american crocodile girls, and red wolf kitsune (NOT to be confused with the SEVERELY OVERPOPULATED kitakitsune of Zipangu) are suffering from critically endangered population levels and are in desperate need of husbands. Please consider doing your part to maintain the North American ecosystems that make our slice of the world so vibrant and beautiful.This message has been sponsored by the Department of Natural Resources - 'Protect the Earth, for what it’s worth'
>>47180144American tanuki that takes up residence in your trash can
>>47180144all belongs to ushi
>>47180159
>>47180031I want to get owl'd
>>47180178i like the hypnobird
>>47180144ADDENDUM: Please be advised to take the following exception to our prior statement: stop fucking the deer-girls. There are too many of them.
The encyclopedia is pretty cosmopolitan, isn't it? I wonder what specific kinds of monstergirls would live around where I am
>>47179762>Lich pulls up with a bus full of whisps instead of zombies>At least this saves a little work...
>>47180267This but bully.
>>47179922I'm appalled by the wing anatomy on display here. I'm not even a birbfag, but geeze.>>47180031No, owl needs to tackle me, stand on my shoulders, and put me into a trance by making eye contact. Wing hugs come later, this is important.
>>47180315when it comes to wings, bats and birds always get it real bad
>>47180063Sorry, but I've already filed a DNR (Do Not Redeem). I am not required to do the needful or the necessary.
>>47180206To hell with that! I just bought a bunch of demon silver doe shot, I ain't lettin' it go to waste!
>>47180352Do doe
>the demon's face when she tries to coerce me into forming a contract but me and my guardian angel smugly reveal we've both already formed a covenant instead and that means no dick for herHahaha stupid demon, my wife will always protect my chastity from your kind.
An angel on one shoulder and a demon the other? No, an angel on my face and a demon on my dick.
>>47180548https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Angel
>>47180548uh ohretard alert
>>47180548You sure?https://mgq.miraheze.org/wiki/Angels
>>47180590Then by definition angels are monster girls and allowed to be posted
>>47180594>MGQ AngelsNo, sir.
>child anon got so buttblasted by being taken to church every sunday that he ran away to the nearest mamono village>was just a few months away from puberty, when his own personal guardian angel would have descended to "watch over" himsad... many such cases...
>>47180144The massive ocelomeh family on the other side of the street is absolutely an invasive species. They blast music at 3am and the one with a massive ass is always trying to mow my lawn and get inside my house.
>>47180718I fail to see explanation of how that means they don't exist/belong in the setting.
Good dog will reward you if you go to heaven.
Why do they always nuke unrelated posts to the autism though
I worship a kitsune god-princess and her 9 fluffy tails. Each individual tail is a god in its own right with a dedicated shrine for them all.
How about a sort of bloody angel.
>>47180767Can she serve me a Bloody Mary?
I used to think that if I could bring only one monster to Earth I'd choose an echidna, lilim, or dark matter or something. You know, to spread monsters around the world most quickly? I was wrong, I think I should make it a mind flayer instead. So many people need her help.
>>47180770Yeah probably. She’ll get a drink from you as payment though.
>>47180772for outbreak monsters i like dragon zombie, although a little bit of ushi blood can get some serious mileageparasite slimes would be fun too
>>47180482Your chastity will be very safe inside her snug angelussy.
>>47180772I'd bring a shog and shoggify the world.
>>47180267Given the weird ass admixture of people that live in my region of the east coast there'd be no shortage of Apsara, Jinko, Ocelomeh, Houri, and maybe a few foxes running around.
>>47180797geez, what's your problem
>>47180803Communism, apparently
>>47180803/pol/tard that got lost.Ignore him.
>>47180803Envying Christchads.
>>47180806Many such cases.
>>47180759>>47180788>Demons in angelwear>Angels in demonwear
>>47180806I will not hear a word said against our comrades in the glorious United Socialist Mamono Republics of Monberia.
>>47180803garden-variety tormented schizo, nothing special
>>47180815Not a monster girl
>>47180814'sexy angels' is not an endorsement of christianity, the religious and social complex. if you believed that then you would also be sperging out over demons & devils, since they're also a part of the christian myth.
>>47180815Demons would look good in white.
>>47180815Angels would look good in black.
>>47180772>>47180787That's what Earth needs, abyssals. Good thing they're already here, we just have to wake them up.
>>47180803Perhaps he just missed his turn on the way down to /pol/ or something. Maybe they kicked him out.
Big Onis are fine, but for me I prefer the tiny ones
>>47180835you are a very strange person.
>>47180826>>47180830True
>>47180833Angelmommy...
>>47180832Let's just start nuking the ocean floor. We'll get those or kaijuu girls and I'll take either.
>>47180826That they would.
>>47180841He's just a time-displaced fedora-tipper. Little more overtly genocidal, though
>>47180853Gotta nuke somethin'
>>47180858
I think they make a good package deal, personally.
>>47180880my tourist friend...
>>47180815>angels and succubi actually get along just fine>They just do the whole kayfabe to entertain the mortals>They hang out after work, playing DnD, munching on mana and drinking wine
>>47180858Not really, the furcuck needs Jesus too.
>>47180893It's hard work
You can trust a fox to be untrustworthy therefore you they are trustworthy and you should trust the untrustworthy fox to be untrustworthy thereby proving herself as trustworthy and so you should trust the fox
>>47180858Nobody is trying to inject christianity into mge. I don't know where you've gotten that idea from. The order, angels, and the chief god are based on christianity, and they're the bad guys. Houris are from islam, too. I have no idea why you think that posting angels, a monster from the book, is somehow injecting christianity into the setting when they've always been there and have always been part of the villain faction. Plus christianity is pretty incompatible with monster girls, especially with stuff in the OT/judaism. I am calling a cupid to snipe you as we speak.
>>47180903I'll just trust a Jinko instead.
>>47180873>Both giving you a handjob>One whispering into your ear that you should hurry and cum>One whispering that you can't cum yetMmf.
>>47180903I trust all foxes
>>47180759I am extremely weak to this type of clothing
>>47180900i don't want art from KC. he's a nice artist, but seems expensive to commission. he's probably busy with the encyclopedia anywayThat's another 100 years of angel rape for deflection, by the way (it's a kind of dishonesty)
>>47180924"Clothing"
>>47180919That's a one way ticket to mindbreak
>>47180933I don't need sanity, my wives will take care of me.
For me it's Hel, goddess of life and death.
>>47180945Hel made elves good, that alone makes her a great goddess.
Why do retards always take obvious bait?
>>47180928Hey don't insult succubi culture.
>>47180935The extra 500 years of angel rape you earned for that comment, though, are very real.
>>47180970You're the one doing that. How dare you even imply that a succubus would wear clothes!
>>47180922Nice fox
Eros could be anywhe
>>47180975squished vulva
>>47180978Succubi DO wear clothes. They're aware of the power of erotic clothing!
>>47180987>"One shot is all I need."
>>47180987i don't look up enough to be properly defended against angels
I don't need a guardian angel when I have a bogey.
>>47180995They insist on the air quotes though. I'd know, some of my best friends are succubi.
I want to be groomed by a magical onee-san
>>47181020You have to groom HER, idiot. Unless you want a cool big sis with a giant schlong.
>>47181016they can share. your guardian angel would be very upset if she had to give you up. you might be a little too coddled, though...
>>47181020prime young magebait over here!
>>47180924
>>47180759she is giving me mixed signals
>>47181033Now that I think about it, it works better if the bogey IS the guardian angel. A bogey with white, feathery wings.
>>47181046many have contemplated the mysterious behaviors of the feral nun
>>47180893Plausible.
>>47181054Succubus nuns are cute
ALL nuns are cute.
>>47181037god i would not last a minute in MGE
>>47181090That's a looooooot of nun.
>>47181101and I'll kiss every last inch of it.
>>47181037250 years old is peak youth!
I'm demanding that sucubi and angels put some damn clothing on not the tiny pieces of string they think is clothing
>>47180851What game?
>>47181101Honestly, I didn't really notice--she has black sclera, sharp teeth, and her eye make-up is thick, dark, and running down her cheeks. Plus, she's wearing a habit. If only she were also a hebi somehow--she'd be perfect.
>>47181100i think they have a potion for that
>>47181100Feature, not flaw.
How would your momster feel if you brought home a girlfriend her age (at least 25 years older than you) that was also her species
>>47181154it's a little less awkward than the doppelganger that looks like your mom
Did you guys know that there is a curfew for trains in the city? Apparently, if you ride the trains any time after 10 PM (22:00 for euros), then any monster is legally allowed to grape you. This is a warning.
>>47181160Ahah. I think I might go ten years without telling my parents I was married in that case
>>47181109Please, I wanna know...
>>47181162surely there can't be that many apophi on the subway after 10pm
>>47181170it's one of those 61studio gameslustgrimm, lustfriend, etc
>>47181174You're rightJust so long as you don't get on the double-reinforced car at the end of the train
>>47181174they mostly come out at night. mostly
>>47181187That's xenomorphs. Sneks come out during the day to sunbathe on rocks and generally be a nuisance.
>>47181160>sitting at the dinner table>staring at your plate, not saying a word>nobody is talking>dad coughs and asks his wife to pass the salt>"I'm not, uh... She's the...">your actual mom passes him the salt, glaring daggers at your wife>table falls back into silence
>>47181201she's pretty against the sun. it's her whole thing
My goofy ass cheshire daughter found some potions under the bathroom sink and starting mixing them together and now she won't stop speaking reverse latin and crawling around like the grudge girl on the ceiling. What do I do?
>>47181276Tell her she wont get any tendies for dinner if she doesn’t stop.
>>47181160Jesus that would be a therapy session right there
>>47181276You may need to call CPS for that one. You’d think the Cheshire Pacifier Squads would make things worse, but thanks to their endorsement and support from the those in office who are fellow Wonderlandians, they actually do know what they’re doing.
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that the common harpy is cute and sometimes the neighbor girls will just perch on your garage to watch you mow.
>>47181160>adopted hebi mom and hebigangerchoose your next actions carefully
>>47181357>mow shirtless>see some harpies watching on the telephone wire >aww how cute >don't know they are using you as schlick material tonight
>>47181357I’d love to have a group of happy go lucky bakadere Harpies to hang out with, especially at the end of the day all of us cuddling together in a big wing pile would be bliss.
>>47181380This scenario can only end with blue flame rape. It's just a matter of who starts it first and by the end no one will even remember.
>>47181380If your momster is adoptive then you don't really have any excuse to go for a doppleganger, unless you're so autistically ridiculously nervous about being rejected by your momster that you construct a scenario where dating a woman who can shapeshift into her is the only way to get what you want.For that, you probably profoundly deserve a snekraping.
>>47181391Couldn't a monster also be a married woman who couldn't leave (you) alone and raises you like an actual platonic son? That's not something we ever talk about, is there a different word for it?
>>47181396Yeah, it could be a thing, but you can't really fantasize about having delicious forbidden love with that kind of momster so it doesn't get brought up a lot.
Are apophis in the subway free?
>>47181400if you can lift her
>>47181400all sneks are freethe snek pit is also known as the snek bargain pin
>>47181406>are human boys in the subway free?
>>47181410No.>>47181406If I put her upper half on my shoulder and drag whatever left behind it's enough? >>47181407Nice, no licenses required?
>>47181400?
>>47181397I that case>The look your dad gives you when you come home with a doppelganger who looks like your momShe won't stay that way which is kind of a disappointment, but I guess your wife and mom would still be able to go shopping together.
>>47181412>Nice, no licenses required?absolutely just say "theres a snek in my boot" and you get access to all sorts of sneks to take home
>>47181424I really don't know if a monster would handle that sort of thing well or not.
>>47181410If you can lift one
>>47181461they can be easily coiled
>>47181467I don't think that's technically lifting. I'll have to alert the authorities
>>47181484It's too late! She's getting away!
>>47181453I don't see why it would be a problem from the monster's end. She's got a man, she's happy with him, her son doing that might be a nice bit of "I've still got it" validation, but otherwise it just means she raised him to have good taste (her). Seems like an "ara..." moment at worst.
>>47181495Saggy
>>47181467>no meaty grape snake to coil around me and cover me in purple lipstick marksthis world isn't fair
>snuggling with automaton in the winter>it's cold>she's cold>you're cold. you don't want to stop hugging her, though>automaton notices you shivering>gentle whirr as she opens intensive background programs and her cpu starts to heat up >it's warm
>>47181106Foolish mortals are not in a position to make demands. Its not their fault you have sinful thoughts when looking at nude angels and demons.
>>47181512we can but dream
>>47180144
>>47181528Fuck marsupials
>>47181566Exactly!
What do you do if you find a depressed Fairy? She's sad because everything seems boring to her now because of her long lifespan, she never feels like playing or having fun anymore.
>>47181578Damn that's me now.
>>47181578Do a pratfall
I accidentally ran over a ghost with my makeshift truck (because monster girl land hasn't industrialized yet so I have to make all the good technology myself) and i've carried her to my truck to take her to the nearest hospital. Now the doctor told me that was a very big mistake and that I shouldn't have tried to rescue a ghost girl. Speaking of which, my totally not possessed truck started talking to me about sacrificial rituals and demon cults trough my makeshift radio, is that normal?
>>47181578Drugs. Fairies love drugs.
>>47181578Maybe an extremely slow-acting poison potion that simulates the aging process so that she's capable of forming a new purpose in life again knowing she doesn't have all the time she had left on Earth when she was immortal.
>>47181578make her watch humans spending entire days of their tiny lives trying to get the pixels right on their screen machines
>>47181578Feed her to my pet cheshire.
I find the idea of milking giant monsters incredibly hot. Why else would they have huge calcium cannons and loud, haughty voices if not to be drained of fresh milk and saying moo?
>>47181665>big fox tries her power stance bullshit on anon>max agility anon quickly slips under her kimono and starts milking her before she can even react>she slips out a silent "moo" when the milk starts flowing
>>47181665>moo~
>4 days to write a story for the first time of my life>Still no idea or subject to begin with>Haven't started anything Ah, I fucked up
>>47181943Just have an idea and do minor greentexts. Then do longer greentexts once you're feeling comfortable. Look at popular writefags, try to imitate and understand what makes their stories good and go from there.
When you see the sign it is already too late.
>>47181975Her eyes aren't even open. Needing gang signs to know danger is present when her eyes are shut isn't even a skill issue but a sign of smooth brain or intoxication. Also, she's reaching for something in that pouch. I'd recommend running if it weren't already too late.
>>47180817>Selene and Victoria talking about how their stories were never finished.
>>47181578Dick the Fey.
>>47181578Help her discover the wonders of stretchy fae physiology
monkeys are nice
>>47182188kakuen doing the neuron activation meme when?
>You need to get off that computer, now! Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical~
>>47182210>trying to group up with bros to play some games after portals>finally manage to come up with a date that accommodates everyone>had to take into account Mark's wife's estrus cycle>Bob's daily schedule set by his autismdog>and so on>15 minutes into the game, everyone has AFK status and there are loud moaning noises coming from that one fag who always refused to use push to talk
>>47182232They're not your friend anymore. Move on and play solo games
>attempting to keep your kobold under control when you walk down the pet aisle at the store
>>47182232Get Bob's autismdog to set up a gaming schedule for everyone.
>>47181943On the bright side, if you don't make it in time, you can write something without the subject and length constraints.
>>47181943Do not call it a grave. This is the future you chose.
>>47181578Very tiny prozac.On a more serious note, I've got codependent tendencies, so I'd probably either do NOTHING or enmesh my life with hers trying to fix her, even / especially at my own expense.Because ever since the Zelda cartoon had a horny-ass fairy, I am weak as fuck to fairies.
>>47181943Hey, real talk:It doesn't have to be good.Pretty much anyone who's a successful writer will tell you that getting to a complete draft means you wrote something that is mostly gonna get reworked.And then you rewrite it in bits and bobs over-and-over again until it's good.https://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/10esrlv/writing_advice_from_sylvester_stallone_wait_this/?rdt=54830I don't know of a better link than this, but it's actually really good advice, and Sylvester Stallone is actually a very successful screenplay writer (Oscar nominated), despite mostly appearing in schlocky action movies (I <3 Demolition Man).I am hoping to get my story done in time for the contest, but I have no energy to rework stuff after a long workday. Here's hoping for both of us!
>>47181943
>>47181943Just don't do what I did and give up entirely and just become complacent with lurking/posting in this godforsaken thread over being productive.
>>47181943>Wanna write smut>Write everything up to the smut>Can't figure out how to write the smutI have no idea what I'm doing anymore.
>>47182976I'm no good at that part either
>>47183006Most people are bad at writing smut. It's fine to just fade to black.
>>47182976>And then Anon did it--he put his finger in Miss Troll's butt.>"I see you've fallen for my trap!">Miss Troll's sphincter tightens, and Anon cannot release his finger.>"Muah hah ha ha ha!">AND THEN THEY BANGEDezpz
>>47183040Okay there Spider.
>>47183047He has written plenty of smut in the past.
>>47181943Why do you only have 4 days?
>>47183353Writing contest deadline, duh
>>47183353There's a contest, duh.
>>47182697True>>47182903It was easier to daydream about writing, always was, always will
>>47183379Writing is more fun, most of the time.
>>47183353https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S46899587#p46901213>>47183379The first step is the hardest.
>>47183358>>47183362Didn’t realize that was still going on. I thought it was for school or something of that nature.
>>47183576I prefer nicer busty goats.
