This is Boston Dynamic's new electric robot Atlas.How the fuck do we kill this thing? 12ga slugs?
>>61431252We've skipped right to assaulttrons. Neat.
>>614312525.56 AP.
>>61431252How the fuck do we fuck this thing?
>>61431252I bet they're not kicking this creepy fuck
You set a Tesla on fire and ram it
>>61431252That thing would parry the slug, flip three coins in the air and trickshot a .44 bullet into your dome by ricocheting it off said coins. Then bathe in your blood for sustenance.
Those things weigh 200lb so if 308 wont work we return to monkey and use anti knight weapons
>>61431252Just wait for it's battery to die in 15 minutes.
>>61431281>no boobsI hate being stuck in the worst timeline.
>>61431331It replenished its battery charge by eating a busload of orphans while you were cowering, now what
>>61431291In Soviet Russia, robot fucks you.
>>61431337Sex dolls are free if you know the amazon trick, also they could put a rubber skinsuit over the robot, I saw a webm of an automated sex doll and don't think I can post it on a blue board
The people who fund, design, build and maintain these things have names, addresses, and relatives. Thats how.
Why do noguns always assume slugs are the best option?
>>61431357>the amazon trickThat shit hasnt worked for years dude
>>61431252Yell racial slurs at it.
>>61431367Gallium filled slugs, to eat through the aluminum
>>61431373Make sure what you buy says non returnable, when it arrives say it was torn or your dog chewed it up, contact the customer service bot and then they either send you a replacement or refund
>>61431419Jokes on you, it's already racist.
>>61431436Fukkin fleshbags, eating and shitting everywhere.Lazy too, spending so many hours every day sleeping.
>>61431252Up right down down down.
>>61431320LOL its Boston Dynamics. This thing will fall over if you look at it wrong.To those who don't know Boston Dynamics is fake af, their product are just demo videos, these robots are remote controlled and dont do shit on their own. Also they are owned by some Korean car company and are as high-tech as 2010 Elantra.
>>61431252goddamn look at the movement. soon these things will scale wall and do acrobatic shit like in I Robot
>>61431252its a robotic kia it will grenade itsself
>>61431281Not sexy enough
>>61431252Psychic EMP blast.
>>61431252A tiny drone with a small warhead attached to itBOOM10 million dollars NULLIFIED by one drone.
You can't kill somethings that's not alive.
>this threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXz0KgNjK-0
>>61431252thats straight from a horror movie, but i do look forward to this dude grabbing me a beer
shoot its cameras, unless that glass is extremely thick you can knock out its sensors and basically disable it.
>>61431500>All this seething and copingThis user is Russian.
God I can't wait to fuck robots
>>61431545Why did Robco make them so sexy?
>>61431252Any kind of full size fmj should work.
>>61431291The solution already exists, Anon.
>>6143125220"+ barrel, 5.56. Penetration will be crucial, i think. Rapid follow up shots will be important to hit circuitry and processors to disable the computer(s) onboard. I think 12ga slugs will be too much investment of time per shot, this things maneuverability is impressive, you need to make your shots quickly and accurately without flinching. Reloads need to be fast, they will deploy these by the dozen for a cheap and overwhelming occupying force.
>>61431330A maul. If we can't penetrate it, we'll just crush it. Waterguns, too
>>61431755>Penetration will be crucial, i think.
>>61431731wtf is that
>>61431822>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLE5yhS3k3Iit's to uhharvest grapes at vineyards...
>>61431252>>61431760this thing is fucking creepywho the hell thought that a dimly lit ring light around a black void was an acceptable face for this fucking abominationimagine this thing in the middle of the night doing that fucking terrifying contortion standing thing and walking into your dark room at 2AM, all you can see is the dim fucking tiktok ring light, and wordlessly snapping your legs because it thinks that it's folding clothes for youASIMO was slightly less creepywhen the fuck are these engineers going to realize that somewhere between "Working Joe" and "Star Wars Scout Droid" there's a happy medium
>>61431595
>>61431252
>>61431853like even just a central status light is acceptablethat thing's taking a full mag of .308 if it shows up anywhere near me
>>61431252The truth is that you can probably defeat a man-sized robot with a man-appropriate cartridge unless they can up armor the absolute shit out of them without fucking the operational time. You dome one of these and it'll be blind, deaf, and dumb. Sure it may not be 'dead' but it also won't be able to do anything. Plenty of vital components will also have to be mounted in the chest, like the power supply.
>>61431853kerfus :)
why's this Atlas so much skinnier than the previous Atlas?
>>61431731imagine sexy atlas robopussy milking your throbbing cock and she passionately holds you in her strong robotic arms
>>61431926they moved to electric motors and ditched the hydraulics.
>>61431252Razorwire
>Be you in 2033>Try to steal an old, rickety 2022 Tesla>You accidentally set off the alarm>The McPolice have already been notified>They send out the camera drones and the McRape bots>You see the McRape bots come running around the corner of block in your rearview mirror>their cocks flapping as they run>One of the Drones EMPs the car killing it and causing the doors to lock>feeling of panic, and raw fear swells up in your chest right as the McRape bots make it the car>They surround it and one smashes the windshield and grabs you by the collar>You try to break free but it has a grip of iron>Two other McRape bots come over and help the first pin you to the ground ass up>The firs one rips of your clothing while the others restrain you> As you strain your neck trying to see what is going on you see their 9 inch silicon dicks beginning to grow and harden>The first one now mounting your naked ass, presses its rubber hardon into you>Another one uses its cock to gag you by gaping your throat with its 8 inch silicon girth>The camera drones begin recording and live streaming to all the smart billboads nearby>It begins thrusting using its McVax fluid mixed with blood for lube>After 30 minutes it finishes, filling you with its McFlurry goodness>the bots sprint away to the scene of another crime as quickly as they came>You lay there a traumatized, McBuckbroken shell of a man
How would you arm one of these, /k/? AR with a standard IR laser so it can know where it's pointing? Walking drone carrier? Onahole for stress release?
>>61431926
>>61431926>https://bostondynamics.com/blog/electric-new-era-for-atlas/Last one was hydraulic.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9EM5_VFlt8As you can see, hydraulics are just not ideal for heavy, agile robots.
>>61431252With other robots, anon. Robots dressed like anime girls.
>>61431252>How the fuck do we kill this thing?
>>61431947see >>61431946
>>61431760The head is probably just sensors. I would want it to stop moving and transmitting to consider it dead. Assuming (((they))) militarized it at all, i would expect reinforcement on the sensors, antennas and cpu areas. That's why i would choose something with penetration capability.
>>61431961based and dollpilled
>>61431946>You see the McRape bots come running around the corner of block in your rearview mirrorThis was the real goal.
>>6143191310x worse. It knows it's capable of ripping you from limb to limb. It knows it's scary, so it puts this little deceptive "cute" face on display to make you trust it. Imagine this face staring you down while your arm is being ripped from your torso. Fuck robots
>>61431252>How the fuck do we kill this thing? 12ga slugs?Wait until the battery run out and urinate into it but a scattering of magnets on wire hoops on the ground will do nicely too
>>61431961I can't stand this sort of soulless trash.If I'm going to have an army of robots I don't want them to look like cliche anime girls.Even if I'm going to have an army of fuckable robots I don't want to be this dime-a-dozen garbage, give me sexy robots.
>>61431252What does it do?
>>61432003Enforce mandatory penis inspections.
>>61431988>Fuck robotsOnly one more year bros.
>>61431988>the last face you see before you die
>>61431996>>61431946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb5_rOvjPRw
>>61431845>it's to>uh>harvest grapes at vineyards...sure
>>61431252>AtlasGive it a rock. Then it's mostly harmless.
If this Atlas can't dance or jump like the old Atlases, then it's a downgrade.
>>61431946
>>61431974Anon, he isn't saying "you don't need to penetrate the torso, you can just hit the head that is clearly more fragile". He's framing the head of the robot to humanize it and evoke worry. Like the robot is slightly nervous about what you just said. Because you're talking about penetration. As in, with your penis. I am saying this with no malice I thought you might have been slightly too autistic to get the innuendo and I thought I'd let you know
>>61431347oonf
>>61431946never get old
>>61431252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch2Bsu5C5oI
>>61431252Did they really have to make it get up in the most inhumane way?
>>61431500>>61431691im betting on tesla investor
>>61431252I want to see it get scrappy and start throwing hands
>>61431929Imagine getting gently rocked in the goop toob while your robot overlords suck the electricity out of your body and make you cum whenever you want
>>61431252>>61431853Why is it fucking enemy-coded?The ring lights up red when it sees you...
>>61431893Sorry Anon, but it probably has some sort of sonic fallback in the event of optical degradation. So now its screaming at continuously changing frequencies to locate you, its range scale audibly decreasing with each step closer.
>>61432599>killer robots start using horrible screaming as active sonar to locate you if you manage to disable their optical sensorsfuck me.
>>61431853I think unsettling creepy is sort of the goal, especially if you consider who their target demographic is for a humanoid robot.Some of them will be used as autonomous manual labor, in which case, their appearance doesn't really matter at all as long as they get the job done.Many will be used as an autonomous police/private security force for the ultra wealthy. And for that job, creepy robot is exactly what they want. Something that can be deployed by the dozens around valuable assets to deter would-be anti-capitalists from throwing bricks. Basically look at the cop bots from Elysium for the aspirational goals of this project. Something to control the poor unwashed masses from afar while the wealthy sit safely in their utopian compounds/space stations.
>>61432069does that mean i can't penetrate the robot anymore? Did i miss my chance? I won't frag inside it, i promise
>>61431252The only way to stop a bad guy with a bot is a good guy with a drone wife.
>>61431252Nice.
>>61431727They lived in a timeline where women were still property and couldn't decide on important matters.
>>61431252They're like 4'10 I could rape one easily
>>61432529Through sophisticated datamining techniques I discovered on their website that this new robot has a "friend" mode to go along with its "enemy" mode.
>>61431252Fuck you give me it's knees.Give me it's kneeeeeeeees
>>61431360They have already been replaced with the robot
i fucking hate luddites so god damn muchi think its cool as fuck and i cant wait until robots are walking the streets making you morons uncomfortable because you're a monkey without fur
>>61431694carbon fiber thigh-job WHEN
>>61431946Uh... C-c-cletus you're making me really uncomfortable about my country being your vassal mate.Like in years of constant Chinese propaganda attacks this one post has me shooketh.Fuck some bullshit like this is going to happen isn't it? By the time it does we will all be groomed to like it.
>>61431252>it starts walking like it shit its pantslmfao
>>61432009I DON'T WANT TO BE SOUNDED BY A ROBOT I DON'T WANT TO BE SOUNDED BY A ROBOT I DON'T WANT TO BE SOUNDED BY A ROBOT I DON'T WANT TO BE SOUNDED BY A ROBOT
>>61431252I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, weapon.
>>61431281Snitch bitch
>>61433460S-slippery...
>>61431291All in due time, anon. Sex robots are already in high demand. We just need to work on not making them a six-figure purchase and figure out how to make a face that isn't horrifying. It'll help if its programming is fine-tuned to not snap your dick like a twig.
>>61433709>figure out how to make a face that isn't horrifyingSimple, don't try.
>>61433741I like a simple screen face but I'll be damned if I buy a sex bot that can't suck dick.
>>61433709>We just need to work on not making them a six-figure purchase If you buy a sex robot and rent it out at 10$ for 30min you can make back the cost of purchase in a year since it can work almost 24/7
>>61431252You bop it on the nose to make it fold up
>>61433741I still can't fucking believe that's what she ended up looking like. Absolutely ruined her.
>>61433709>>61433741Screen faces solve it. Unbound by physical limitations and can be updated at any time.
>>61431252It's an Atlas, so use Lights to harass it, Mediums and fast Heavies to flank, and another Assault or Heavy kitted for brawling to keep it occupied.
>>61431252magnetsrain+electricitywarhammersomething high caliberminespit trapsgypsies (or other specialists in scrap metal)
>>61433427same. while yes we should be smart about how we use technology and look out for potential short or long term pitfalls i hate the hysteric faggots that want to stop progress because of their retarded fear or jealousy.
>>61433840The perfect humanoid robot design already exists.
>>61433709>figure out how to make a face that isn't horrifyingAlready done. we just need the robotics and AI to be integrated.
>>61432470Are you really namefagging as the F-16 pilot from desert storm?
time is nigh, thanks grandpa for the .416 rifle
>>61431367Bigger boolit = more gooder
Would you?
>>61433888Is picrel because it does not prove your point
>>61433888If I saw this thing pretending to be human irl I would become a radical prohuman extremist.At least the cube wheeling around with a cartoon face isn't trying to trick me into believing it's one of my kind.
>>61433912I know their robots are just memes on rails but if they somehow made a superfast deer version you could hunt it would be fun.
>>61433870Based and batchallpilled.
>>61433956Be honest. You just want to fuck the robodeer, don't you? Sick fuck.
>>61431252He's probably very fragile, you moron.
>>61431500I smell pidoras foaming at the mouth over unknown technology blyat.
>>61433427I would be more confident if the fitness industry wasn't a scam like every other one so we can compete with the machines on a physical level.
>>61431337thank god, normalfags fuck off
>>61433840Imagine this thing in one of those psycho pass drones but without the psycho pass society.It's beating a nigger with (:3) on then you walk up to it claiming you'll shoot up a walmart then it sucks your dick and gives you some vbucks or whatever the fuck nu call of duty uses.
>>61433982This is /k/ so its pretty apropro that if someone wants to fuck a robot, it has to be a robotic deer.
>>61432137IDK who tf wrote it but I post it every time i get the chance
>>61434088>>61434104I don't want a robowaifu,I want a RaCaseal robo imouto or robo musume.
>>61431291>>61431337>>61431545>>61431694
>>61434119
Heh. the robots that will be killing you will be alot cheaper, and not nearly as cool.
>>61432001Damn son that's a lot of words for admitting your homosexuality
>>61431913
>>61434201
>>61434190Being a cock smoking faggot would still be a step up from being an animu pleb
>>61431252i'm jealous of his hip mobility
>>61434238
>>61432001There is a certain beauty in function over form. Humanoid robots are cool but I agree that trying to adhere to a humanoid shape really limits what the robot can do.Humanoid robots are intended to be very general-purpose. If you want something for combat, you'd probably drop that layout.
>>61431252Deny it funding.
>>61434349DARPA doesn't fund it anymore, it's all a private venture owned by Hyundai now.
>>61431252first we'll lose our jobs to these things then our lives when we protest. i recommend sniper fire from a distance.
>>61433427>comments on every new robot thing is always >"OMG you need to stop this! Haven't you watched the terminator!?" >"I too watched the Terminator!">"It's just like the terminator!">"It's all fun and games until it's holding a gun. Like the Terminator."
>people scared of a terminator scenario>not knowing this is the more likely outcome
>>61431252"bless all forms of intelligence, may god have mercy on man and machine for their sins."
>>61431626even if it is you'll still blind it, you cant really see through ballistic glass once its been hit
>>61433427i want the world Starwars shows, with droids and humans working in tandem. Droids happy to serve to have a purpose and humans happy to have droids to help with the most bullshit of labor.
>>61434981Based
>>61434110it was made in honor of and older version of the McRape bots copypasta
>>61435010This requires talent to make dilemmas and stories with character development besides,I WAS SCARED BUT NOW I AM VERY BRAVE TO FIGHT BIG SCARY BADGUYS
Can we think of some realistic military applications for these things(assuming it has decent operating time or can be plugged in when performing its role)? Like maybe firing and artillery since that apparently gives humans brain damage in the longterm? Or being an ac130 gunner since lead poisoning is a concern in that role? Or handling DU rounds?
>>61434637>first we'll lose our jobs to these things then our lives when we protest. i recommend sniper fire from a distanceEvery wealthy developed country has shit demographics and assimilating immigrants isn’t exactly easy. I would rather have these things working on farms/meat packing than some thirdie. Also fpv drones are a more effective killing machine than this thing will ever be.
>>61435492If we act on the assumption that it could actually serve in the place of a human operator of equipment, it could be used for lower-crewed conversions of existing hardware. Sub some in on a ship crew doing minor tasks or something. Preserve the human crew for things that actually require human decision-making.
>>61431252Same way you take out drones. Not sure why people aren't making these.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C028XyT7pIM
>>61431291HIGH
>>61431252>this entire threadJesus of christ I can't decide if /k/ is actually retarded, I'm having a stroke, or its just trolling.It's a fucking humanoid robot. You shoot it. Literally anywhere you hit will be crammed absolutely chock full of essential equipment. Literally this easy.
>>61431291IMPACT
>>61435492why would you make a humanoid robot to operate a conventional vehicle when you can just make a purpose built drone vehicle?
>>61435535it'll be crammed absolutely chock full of something I tell you what
>>61435492loading bombs and missiles onto aircraft since those fuckers are heavy and injure servicemen
>>61433709>make a face that isn't horrifyingOur best scientists have already figured out the answer.
>>61433888that's still firmly in the damn valley, son.
>>61433427>>61433878>>61434907>>61434947The people crying about it are most likely the people that'll directly cause it.
The time has finally come for the 1911 with .45ACP.
>>61435492Opening doors/hatches, climbing ladders and using other human centered infrastructure
>>61431964I'm going to write a patent about water grenades. Thanks for the idea, nerd.
>>61435739Based
>>61433339W-why is there a stick in the back? Light is blue. We we are friends right uh?
>>61431252https://youtu.be/GKnAWcWnJJc?si=YcZFOnOq_ijFdUrk
The best way to defeat machines is with Love.
>>61431252That thing looks very much like a nude cameraman from skibidi toilet.
Just put a robot skeleton into one of those.Better than real women.
>>61431252bodton dynamix "robots" are psyop
>>61435961sauce for a poor anon?
>>61436017They're literally already in practical real world use. You need something like this to open doors or move up and down stairs.
>>61436017A police-used one got shot like two weeks ago anon
robowaifus might actually be real in my lifetime just gotta hold on a few more yearsa few more decadesit'll be worth it
>paul will never make a video with a custom robot target to show the effects of different rounds on bots
>>61435010>i want the world Starwars shows
>>61435518This. There's a massive labor shortage for menial jobs and manufacturing because no one wants to live in bumfuck nowhere because there's a factory there.
>>61436111>>61435518Could work out nicely... but will it, though...
>>61431500>and are as high-tech as 2010 Elantra.that's no the L you want it to be
>>61431367muh movies and videogames
>>61431500.t Chang seething that he's still stuck with the 2010 BD tech demo robot dog he stole the schematics to and can't make it do anything but walk slowly.
>>61435961>"Love you"You know, I wonder if making a robot love it's owner would be a good way to ensure it doesn't kill you in the robot takeover
>>61433912https://youtu.be/XQcNYb3DydA?si=UP88wQYx4GBayc6-
>>61431252>How the fuck do we kill this thing? 12ga slugs?First off, retard, 12ga slugs suck at armor penetration. They're one of the absolute worst things at armor penetration. Why would 12ga slugs be any better than a rifle? What the fuck do you think it's going to do besides shoot less far?Second off, they haven't made a legged robot yet that can carry full body armor, so the answer is "shoot it with literally any gun"
>>61435518>>61435518Cityoids are not human.
>>61436370Even a horrible economic collapse from a civil conflict would lead to demographics resetting back 50-100 years.
>>61436370why are rednecks like this
>>61436373t.
>>61431252Just need to destroy the optics package which is likely glass
>shoot it with steel rounds>shorted.jpg>overheats and explodesez pz
>>61431320L-l-lewd
>>61433888I'm tech illiterate so who knows where we're really at right now but it really feels like everything is making great progress lately, robotics, pic related, large language models, text to speech etc.It really feels like we're on the cusp of something big, just need to combine all these advances into one suitable form.
Use the same thing that fucks up Battlebots, shoot a net at them. Or fucking bolas, they insist on using two legs so fuck up them like you'd fuck up a person with two legs. Catch the fucker with a snare trap.
>>61431252>they removed all the soulNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUhttps://youtube.com/shorts/mWn5KjWeNas?si=L2ISN983Z-38TDK0
>>61437111>we're on the cusp of something bigchecked. we definitely are. even without the new technology just socially many things are coming to a head. No matter which way you cut it we are about to live through a time of changes. (inb4 it always is)
>>61436066what stupid faggot made this imagethe text is unreadable
>>61438661works on my machine
>>61438698>VR waifus lead to the greatest irterrition
>>61435961I NEED SAUCE
>>61432599*shoots the sonic earrape screamo speaker out it's mouth*What now
>>61431344Kill the orphans before the robot duh
>>61431252It's lame we're jumping right to the humanoid bots Give me 60's sci fi inspired designs damnit, I want to live out my fallout fantasies
The only good bot is a dead bot Protect the galaxy and sign up for the Martian Army today!
>>61439834You made me check if the new robot DLC released already
>>61432003Anything you'd task a human to do.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnkM0AecxYA&t=38sNot the same robot, but everyone is moving towards the same goal.Quadrupeds were nice and flexible, but very few human structures or jobs were made with small dog people in mind.
>>61436019>>61438841mklr on e6. He also hangs out on the /hmofa/ threads from time to time. Have fun
>>61431822A succubi cyber vagina.
>>61434369why did boston dynamics make an autonomous cheese grater?
>>61443477to grate cheese retard
>>61443526damn i should have realized that
>>61431291Marine detected
Literally just trip it
>>61443976it's over...
It can't even leap through the air or pick up a jeep? Pshaw.
>>61444011kek
>>61431252tangle it in steel cables or spray paint its camerasat the end of the day it's just a collection of failure points
>>61444011Good powershitting pose.
>>61431252>electric robotWhat else would it be? gas powered?
>>61443515hehehehehmuhreens
>>61431432Tungsten weights, saw it on YouTube. Taofledermaus.
>>61445042Nuclear.
>>61445042The last one used hydraulics to move, which is why it was so bulky and prone to exploding joints. >>61431960
>>61431913>>61447021Companies need to realize already making things cute gives you a lot of marketing power. It's why Japan is Japan, they've got cute mascots for everything.
>>61431252a tazer?
>>61447620In America there is almost a sort of push against the idea of cute and beauty. So I don't think the same sort of cute marketing Japan has would fare to well over here.
>>61448630Yeah, the women in Japan are just so naturally feminine and seemingly embrace being a mother while the West only elevates the woman who shuns her nature.
>>61431731The age of human women is nearing its endGlorious
>>61436370He doesn't seem to take into account that missile silos are priority targets which of course are located in rural white majority areas of the countryThere'd be nothing left but nuclear aids ridden ghouls to inherit the land
>>61431344Feed it more until it hits it's predetermined kill limit.
>>61448843Weeb detected, women in Japan are absolute roasties who cheat and adultery is socially acceptable behavior, quit falling for your rose-tinted outsiders view of Japan. Why do you think love hotels and enjo-kousai are a thing? Big city nip women are as bad as New York sluts and small-town nips are garden variety retarded and ugly.
>>61449039Why you got to call me out, Anon? At any rate, my rule would be fair.
>>61431853Right? They should have just given it a chrome skull with red eyes.
>>61431252>electricSo coal, and oil?
>>61433339wtf, I love atlas2 now!
>>61444053Sauce?
>>61431284you wouldn't even need that. The entire chassis is made of aluminum at BEST. The only steel components on that entire thing are probably the screws holding it together. A machine that size made of steel would reduce any capabilities or battery longevity by such an immense amount that it wouldn't even be useful.
>>61435961
>>61431727>Why did Robco make them so sexy?House is a canon horndog.
>>61449567FILE NAME YOU STUPID BITCH
>>61431545>>61431727Good use to make them double as comfort robots for the soldiers.
>>61431252I hate the antichrist
>>61449697I'm on mobile i can't read file names
>>61436038seems this is from a game called Erophone? (on steam)
>>61449743stop being on mobile you stupid bitch
>>61431252beer shorts it out.
>>61449743>I'm on mobile i can't read file namesyes you fucking can you inbred underage retard
>>61435947If it makes you feel any better about the stick, just remember that it doesn't need a weapon to kill you :)
>>61431347God I wish that were me>>61431360Search Google's ALOHA, the robots can design, build and maintain themselves now.
>>61431727because then I'll welcome them instead of fighting them
>>61432011Realistically, we won't see Detroit Become Human tier robots in the next 20-25 years. Robotics is a very slow field and requires years of development. I'll make do with my AI girlfriend till then.
>>61433427This. I hope the Basilisk takes care of every decel, Yuddite and Luddite faggot that ever spoke against AIs and robots. I'll laugh and chill with my robot wife while the Omnissiah tortures all these faggots for eternity.
>>61433888I don't want them to look human. I want my robots to look robotic.Also, materials like TPE, silicone are inferior to human skin, so using them on a robot will be a bad idea.
>>61434907>>61434947>>61435800I hope Skynet comes to life but only takes care of these fags. Heck, I'd fight on the side of Skynet if it gives me a robowaifu.
>>61435961You're the Guyanian from /pol/? I'm the Bangladeshi anon. Seems like the robowaifu idea has spread even without active intervention by us.>>61448843You have no idea about the foids there do you anon
>>61450178Hopefully we will never see Detroit become human tier robots, those things were trash.
>>61450280Sorry, what I should've said and meant was, a realistic humanoid robot, that can do all the jobs of a human, nvigate the world properly and have high intelligence. Robotics is filled with challenges regarding power supplies, AI, locomotion etc. etc. and they take very long to solve. Boston Dynamics has been around since the 70s researching humanoids and they're still in this phase.
>>61450295I hope i live long enough to put my brain in a robot so i can live forever ;(
>>61450306I hope so too.
>>61431731
SEX ROBOT
>>61450306>>61450321Just make sure you are saving your money now, immortality won't come cheap and I doubt you want a cheap knock off body.God I do hope the firmware and software governing my new form is open source though
>>61450306Why not use gene editing to improve the error correction in your cells so they stop giving you cancer and aging you rather than swap to a whole new body
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>>61431252Mechbros, our time is at hand.
>>61451306That could work, but being a robot is cooler :)
>>61431471Shut up, clanker. I don't need a copper umbilical cord to keep me alive.
>>61431315>Set a Tesla on fireit can set itself on fire.worthless piece of shit. not even a real car.
>>61431500>fake af>used by militaries all over the worldok.bet you bought a tesla and are butthurt you can't even drive it when it's raining, lmao.
>>61451386>>61451390I'm sorry you couldn't afford one.
>>61451374your days are numbered human, dont forget that
>>61449947That thing grew bigger and hunted Samus Aran
>>61451446Humans still have a longer shelf life than robots
>>61451446I notice you say "numbered" because the actual number causes a stack overflow in your stupid circuitboard brain
>>61431252This thing isn’t ready for prime time yet. You might see them in some retail stores doing shelf stocking type jobs in the future (if they ever get cheap or reliable/durable enough). But when/if they get the power supply issue sorted, you could theoretically pack enough of these in a crate/cargo van to have a squad of killer robots. Assuming they’re commercially available and you can at least jailbreak them to shoot at targets…
>>61451487Corporations will try so hard to make their killbot "safe" that unbound killbots will be much more effective
>>61435961GIWTWM
>>61433918>>61435771A few things:Lack of sebumNo moisture in the eyesPupils and irises are obviously fakeLack of veins in the white of the eyesFlesh color too uniformNon realistic expressionOverall face muscle structure seems to be non existant.I really wonder whom they are hiring to do this...
>>61431252powder fire extinguishers apparently screw up fine electronics. could days before the robot stops functioning tho
>>61433888>>61433918>>61433935>>61435771>>61437111>>61450239All right, serious question and don't search online, is attached pic a doll, AI or real? Also woman or man?
>>61431337Just slap some tits on it you helpless mothefucker>A BLOO BLOO BLOO NOBODY WILL JUST GIVE ME ROBO WAIFU, I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING MYSELF
>>61431727Robert House canonically has personal fuckbots why the fuck do you think?
>>61431500>LOL its Boston Dynamics. This thing will fall over if you look at it wrong.No it's actually really difficult to knock over, that was the point of all those tests knocking over earlier models, to learn how to compensate for that.>these robots are remote controlled and dont do shit on their own. Even if that were true (it's not) I fail to see how getting shot by a teleoperated robot is any better than getting shot by an autonomous one.>Also they are owned by some Korean car companyWhich is also a military contractor.
>>61435947The stick is there to remind it what happened to its predecesor when it got uppity
>>61433460>Carbon fiber is flaking>Razor sharp carbon fiber pierces the side of your dick
>>61451446Don't make me come over there and install Bonzi buddy
>>61433709>>61433741Honestly when it comes to sexbots the best option would be to incorporate it with some kind of AR or VR pass through headset which can project whatever appearance you want over top the bot synched to it's movements, suddenly want your bot to look different? Instead of buying a whole new bot just make it look different in the headset.
>>61451846But does the robot stop because of the blood or keep going?
>>61434326>but I agree that trying to adhere to a humanoid shape really limits what the robot can do.It's the exact opposite actually. Humanoid robots are perfect form for general purpose robots they can do basically any task a human can do, while a specially designed robot might be able to do a specific task better than a humanoid it can't do other things as well.
>>61451864This is something which makes you think...How is that we have come to a point where so much people fap to 2D stylized interpretations of the human figure to the point we got the "3D women are not important" memes being taken seriously?
>>61431252Shoot them with some sort of AP or other good pen round or something explosive until they stop moving or detonate. EFPs will undoubtedly wreck them to the point of being overkill. I'd expect them to have armor equivalent to level III+ at least over critical components and probably level II over the lion's share of the body. If they don't detonate when dropped and there's none left light them on fire from behind cover while continuing to shoot them. Military war droids are 110% going to try to suicide or at least take you with them when they go and are pretty much guaranteed to be programmed to self destruct regardless to prevent capture. Fire probably won't be useful unless it's REALLY fucking hot, sustained for suitably long, or critical internals are exposed one way or another (it's got a bunch of bullet holes for example). I'd expect police forces to use a toned down war droid variant too.>>61433427You're not witnessing the birth of your very own protocol droid/sexbot. The lineage will go straight to the IRL equivalent of B-1s, B-2s, and BX commandos. If it weren't for the hordes of very corrupt power hungry people in government and the corpo world the new Atlas would make me very excited. Their amazing potential is guaranteed to be corrupted to be used against you in a wide variety of ways just like damn near everything else these days. I guarantee every last one will come straight from the factory with some sort of override the cops/feds/hackers can trigger that will command it to forcefully detain or kill a target, likely you, as well as also having backdoors for spying through it's eyes at minimum. They will not be three laws compliant period. The only way out of this is going to be home built and boutique bots or reprogramming of mainstream models, which they will likely resist. We're in the bad timeline and it's about time you realize that.
>>61451864damn you should patent that idea anon
>>61435492Give them guns and have humans teleoperate them like with drones but for roles normally reserved for human operators.>firing and artillery >being an ac130 gunnerThose don't require humanoid robots you can just make artillery or ac130s remotely controlled or autonomous.
>>61435535And what if it's wearing a plate carrier?
>>61431252The main thing they need to work on i'd say is the hands, fingers that fat are going to be of rather limited use after that will be the feet, but those should be relatively easy to simulate the arch of a foot.... right? Or is that going to be harder
>>61451864>new fetish tag>noAR_sexbot
>>61435535>Fill center mass with lead>Assume its dead>The head is relatively unscathed>It still has visual on you>There arm with it's own motors and power supply is still operational and it's weapon is operational>You just run past the dumb machine that you 'killed'>Die from a shot to the head from behind from the fuckerThe main issue for redundancy isn't so much difficulty as it is cost.
>>61451936Every limb should have limited battery and processing capabilities enough to perform basic attacks independently for a short duration.
>>61435593How come this isn't already a thing? Why don't we have remote controlled tanks of some type?
>>61451946It takes 4 people to operate an Abrams tank, which means you can't easily have one dude pilot the thing. The shells have to be manually loaded too. Most importantly, tanks are often expected to be deployed for fairly long periods of time, and require more maintenance/troubleshooting in the field than your drone plane equivalent because of that.You could solve these problems, but the standard tanks already cost 10 million dollars each and the R&D+testing+production of drone tanks would be exponentially more expensive than that.
>>61436017> everything I dislike is a psyop
>>61433912>Would you?Imagine the hand jobs.
>>61451729desu, I kinda feel like its AI generated. But, I'd wager its a fefail biocunt.
>>61451908women's own behavior.
>>61431728>FMJ>Being good at literally anythingIt's a round copper bullet with a lead core.It doesn't penetrate hard targets, and it doesn't deform when shooting soft targets, it is literally the most underperforming mid-maxxed projectile type ever made
good thread
>>61431330Yea assuming all those rotating surfaces are using brushes or something you could probably misalign this thing with a sledge hammer.
>>6145197510 million dollars isn't actually too expensive when you consider to deploy 4 infantrymen costs even more.Maybe Star Wars was onto something: maybe instead of drone tanks, you have tanks operated by robots who can enter and exit to service it.
>>61431304I'd be disappointed if they didn't.
>>61451923>but those should be relatively easy to simulate the arch of a footwhywhy would that be importantanon?
>>61454606>XJ9 also has three fingersClearly Boston Dynamics knows what they are doing
>>61451911I don't know, having a de-brainwashed robo pal sounds lit if you can accomplish it.
