You’re gonna rob an armored car, what weapon are you using?
>>61447098Dunno but I'll have to get it on if he makes a move.
>>61447098Fire. I formulate a scary appearing but ultimately not very dangerous molotov and torch the armored car while it's stopped. The drivers will instantly bail. Then I have two sets of guys move in: one will steal the van and drive off, the others extinguish the fire.
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>>61447098killdozer
>>61447098my dick
>>61447107Yeah, stop talking ok slick?
>>61447098uniforms, fake IDs, confidence
Spike strip to blow out the tires, breach charge to blow up the door, teargas canister to throw into the back to have the guards exit, zip ties to cuff them and then have guys with gas masks and pistols go in to take the money and then get your getaway driver to cheese it.
nuke
>>61447098A burnt out, throwaway Chinese Norinco I get off some b-ball American for $300.Dispose of it, immediately.
Would it be worth doing it?
Idk.Water charge?
>>61447098>You’re gonna rob an armored carI have bigger fish to fry.
>>61447234Just the bearer bonds
>>61447098>ambulance>tow truck>breaching explosives>m16/ar style rifles
Get out my lane
A 10/22 since it will rattle around the inside of the car. Just have to be sure not to destroy all the money
>>61447098Anything because the guys working it don't actually give a shit and are just trying to make ends meet. It's not their money.
>>61447098I've always been curious how much armor it would punch through. A half inch? An inch? Two inches?More than whats on an armored car, anyway.
>>61447098banana peels to get the car to slide out, a giant can opener to breach the side of the vehicle. after that i will activate my large acme suck o' money vacuum and remove the precious currency
>>61447098Anon, who is retarded enough to rob an armored car?
>>61447098
honeypot
>>61447098 (OP)>find armored car company with long list of settlements for running into pedestrians>wander into armored cars path in parking lot>sue company for millions in damages
>>61447098An armor piercing car.
>>61447098muh dick
>>61447098>Rolls down window>Chucks one of these bad boysSimple as
>>61447098an electromagnet attached to the bottom of a helicopter while dressed as a silver age batman villain.
>>61448216Muzzle-loading ball-firing canon are horrible against any sort of armor plate. They dent and bounce. That's why everybody abandoned them in the second half of the 19th century.
>>61447098Sneak into the car when it's not occupied and quickly fart in the cabin. When the drivers get back they'll either be knocked out from the stench or forced to run away
>>61447098Ice drill, Glawk 40 and a trusty 98 Civic
>>61447234Had a friend who did this stuff for some years. He claims half the time they wouldnt even put the bread in the safe.>>61447098Unironically a midget to breach and 'bang. Any return fire will go over his head and its easier to dig a 3 foot hole than a 6 foot hole
>>6144709820mm Lahti of course
3 mini coopers, some explosives to open the door, and a magnetic programming tape that fucks up the traffic lights.
>>61450181with a suppressor
>>61450192Looks pretty good for being fished out of the water.
>>61447098Water balloons filled with black paint. Splater the windows. Now the driver can't see and will have to stop. Git it with molotov cocktails and force the occupants out.
>>614470988 to 12 dudes with 7.62 full auto rifles with body armor, hand grenades, satchel charges and two (2) .50 cal M82 barrets.t. lives in in a wonderful country where these heists still happen often.
>>61447147d-do i have to eat the whole bowl?
>all these fags posting stuff stuff that costs more than any armoured car would concievably even be carrying at one timelol>>61448998 (((I'd))) be walking away with more money than any of you
>>61447234That's why you need to find a specific armored car that has something you want. Haven't you seen Heat? Come on anon, it's a classic. It's even pretty decently /k/
>>61448117I never understood how this whole "helicopter lift the thing out" would have made sense. It's not like the feds wouldnt have been involved at that point, once they're in the air the whole crew would have been sitting ducks being followed with ease by every radar in the state.
>>61447098>caltrops>molotov>20'' 556 / spiciest 300 WM The sensible thing to do would be to just have your own small private bank.
>>61449631Obviously. That does nothing to answer my curiosity, because my question wasn't "is a round ball fired by black powder a good way to defeat armor" it was "exactly how much armor would it take to stop it"There is an exact thickness of a given type of steel it would take to stop a 12 pound cast iron cannonball moving at over a thousand feet per second, THAT is the thing I am curious about.
>>61447098.22lrheld to the driver's wife's head
>>61448216Vast majority of armored cars are only rated for pistol caliber rounds anyway.
>>61447098A sexy red head, a little Chinese guy, a techy dweeb, a professional gambler, some Jewish guy, an explosives expert, and a big fat black guy.
>>61452472Yeah, like I said I know it would go through the armored car no problem.
>>61447098It doesn't really matter what you use. One thing I think The Town got right was target selection. The current guy who does my cash pickups thinks he's special forces complete with the beard, tacticool patches, and extended mag on his Sig. If I were forced to rob that guy i'd probably have to magdump him because he'll decide to be the big hero. Meanwhile the last guy was a nerdy little fuck carrying a single stack ruger and the cheapest frayed and sagging chinesium PC on earth with AR500 plates. He's the one who is going to decide not to get shot over other people's money and just hand it over without a fuss.
>>61447098Rather rob a cigarette truck.$40,000 off of an armored car or $1 million plus from a ciggy truck. Tie up the driver and his armed escort and rifle through the packs for locators at the truck stop. Toss a few hundred clean cartons onto a school bus, drive it to New York, and employ an army of gang bangers to hawk cartons for $150 apiece.
>>61447098Probably a full salvo from an Iowa-class battleship's main guns. Since it's not mention what I'm supposed to get from the car it's clearly not important, so I might as well have some fun.
A very hungry very giant ape
>>61447098(((usury)))
>>61447098famas? idk
>>61447098Now that you used a pic of one of my country's armored cars (Spain) I will tell you the most famous story of the person who actually robbed one and fled the country with the money.Dionisio Rodríguez Martín aka "El dioni" was an ugly bastard incel cocaine lover that was working as a security guard. He hated his life, hated his coworkers and hated his employer, so he applied to be a armored driver, one morning he sent his coworkers to bring some coffee during a service, gtfo alone with the armored car to the airport and bought a ticket to Brazil carrying more than (current) $1M in cash.As simple as that.He spent the next months wasting hundred of thousands fucking prostitutes + cocaine + drinks + the best hotels. (pic related, he didnt dissapear he just wanted to live a few months like a rich guy, laughing about the whole situation). Obviously the police got him eventually and spent a few years in prison.So no, you dont need guns, you just need to be smart.
>>61450898most normies don't really know about things like this. there are tons of movies having utterly retarded plot elements that are glossed over for one reason or another
>>61452408you might want to contact one of those guntube faggots and pitch them the idea. write an email to garandthumb, gunjesus or some other guy idk
>>61447098Uparmored dump truck with a snow plow
>>61449690What movie?
>>61455754I wish IV8888 shot his mini cannon more.
>>61447098>what weapon are you using?Civil assets forfeiture. The money did a marijuana, it belongs to the state now.
>>61448308Next time someone complains about doing something about Iran, remind them that all of the EFPs and most of the successful IEDs were Quds force. Iran maimed more Americans than Bin Laden and Iraq combined.
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>>61447098a peterbilt wrecker
>>61447098Obligatory
>>61447098Hypothetically? The greatest weakness is are the people driving the vehicle. Follow them home from work. See if wife kids etc. gather info. Pull up to them one day and hand them a letter with detailed info about their loved ones, photos etc. and have them open the back.
>>61447098Tu-95 with Tsar Bomba.
>>61461182Seems exceptionally overkill
>>61447098>You’re gonna rob an armored car, No I'm not.I'm going to walk into the bank with a note and sunglasses.
>>61465388How is it exceptionally overkill? Those things are armored to the teeth, and anything short of anti materiel rifles will hardly inconvenience it.Using an rpg aimed at the driver or engine seems entirely appropriate.
>>61450182the intro to this movie is absolutely pure kino.https://youtu.be/cgJuVOrXv68?si=99aRfVSfbMLgOt8k
>>61450512>t. lives in in a wonderful country where these heists still happen often.sovl
>>61467954panzerfausts kill tanks, you use one on an armored car and you blow up the loot as well, If you want to use explosives, I wouldnt use anything bigger than an m72 or m320 on the front. and even then I'd be REAL fucking careful.
>>61447128I have a feeling they are trained for that. I also have a feeling the trucks can withstand a certain amount of fire.
I used to work in one of these while in uni.3 people in the car one in the back who holds the money, driver and co driver.Wheels are run flats. The whole "cell" where the money is held is bullet proof we aren't told to what degree.The door can only be opened from the inside Also there is an auxiliary engine in the back of the engine gets shot up so it can run on an electric engine
>>61447098Happened to my country last year, and it was a Prosegur truck coincidentally. around 10-12 suspects ambushed the truck while it was crossing a bridge and boxed them in, then they used ANFO explosives to open the truck, but they ended up using too much explosives and destroyed most of the truck and money. They took what they could salvage and set fire to two stolen cars to cover their getaway, but the guards managed to survive and killed one of the robbers while they were escaping. One of the guards later died from his wounds while in the hospital.
>>61447166you see that shit leaking out his ears? he can't fucking hear so cool it.
I use a javelin and then just snatch the money out of the air
>>61453262Lmao thanks, I had never heard of that one
>>61452936underrated.
>>61472376>10-12So what did they do with their shares? Make a down payment on a car?
>>61447128the trucks have immobilizers m8
>>61452477>im putting together a team
>>61447098A harvester. It would simply slash the car open like a can opener.
>>61447128>drive off in the GPS tracked, immobilizer equipped van I just set on fire>"the guard will do this" with no plan if they don'tHalf baked. You'd need to empty the van and take off. At most I'd drive it around the back of the store to a getaway car and have the homies cover as it's emptied. I'm gonna assume the getaway car gets recorded so that's another lead to clean up. All bags will be checked for trackers, every stack of cash checked as we escape to the first getaway location. Then everything will be thoroughly checked, leaving no leads at the first location. Then off to a second location with the clean cash, then launder it and I'm not gonna post how.
>>61448194You have to account for possibly running into some overzealous cop reject spic who's gonna treat it like a SWAT situation. None of you consider that you'll likely have to kill the guards.
>>61448308Didn't russia get accused of using this to assassinated someone?
>>61472102It's not about making money. It's about taking money. Destroying the status quo.
>>61450517You don't have to eat the eggs, but you have to eat THIS *unzips dick*
