Earlier at the church I've been wondering what gun Jesus would carry. Berettas and Benellis seem obvious for the legionaires but I'm unsure about Christ and the apostoles. What do you think?
Jesus would turn the other cheek.
squirt gun in the left handBANG flag gun in the rightnot even a fuckin questionread more scripture
>>61483287Sword 9mm
>>61483287>t. never been to churchJesus is emphatically nonviolent in his approach.Lurk moar (in church)>inb4 404in this case I kind of agree with based mods. This thread is SHITACULAR lol
>>61483287nuclear bombs and toxic gas and plastic mines and knives and stuff
>>61483287>rustic and austere kind of guyan ak in 7.62x39, nothing fancy, just works
>>61483287Probably a P08. It's the ultimate good guy pistol, and it was also frequently used against his natural enemies.
>>61483589>drives merchants out of the temple with a scourge>emphatically nonviolent
>>61483287Why would he need one?Anyone messes with him, he could just turn all the water in their body to wine. Instakill.Or, if they've had a light snack of fish or bread? Suddenly their stomach is full with enough to feed 5000. Boom!
>>61483589>Lurk moar (in church)Have you ever read the Bible? It's full of violence.>but but but that's the ooooold testament! the new testament after Jesus's coming is different! No. Go read Matthew 5:17-19
>>61483287Would Jesus have liked plinking with a .22?
>>61483287Christcucks are slave to a morality of weakness.They don't value honor or glory or anything an actual strong individual does.
>>61483920>cherry pick literally that one time he behaved out of character and interpolate everything else based on that>>61484001>cherry pick some paragraphs because outside of context they seem to support your retarded world view10/10 republican """christian""" btw>>61483287The answer has always been and will always be a nail gun. No, I mean really. He must have learned carpentry, so it's the obvious choice.
>>61483287A nail gun.
Jesus was a hippy
>>61483287Thread is evidence of the vast consequences of protestantism
>>61484599>interpolate everything elseI didn't interpolate shit, just refuted a claim with a counterexample.
>>61484644Yea nigger, people learned to read and managed to understand that catholicism is preaching a whole bunch of shit that's literally not based on your holy book, but shit that people came up with because why the fuck not.At least nowadays they've calmed it with the lying, abusing the people they're meant to represent and covering up horrible things all the time, OH WAIT.
>>61484654Yes, an exception to a rule. Besides overwhelming evidence of the contrary, you choose to ignore all of it because it doesn't align with the opinion you had formed beforehand.That's fucking retarded.
>>61483287Jesus would carry a M16A1, AMERICAS gun.
>>61484693that's sounds just right
>>61483287A Nailgun.
As if it would even be a question
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_of_Peter#:~:text=The%20sword%20is%20mentioned%20for,made%20for%20Pope%20Stephen%20VII.
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>>61484581>Being ruled over by passions and appetites makes you hecking strong and based.No. There are some twisted versions of the Christian tradition, but ultimately it is the perfected vision of freedom as the ability to actualize the Good, what is truly best. In this, it not only agrees with Aristotle, Plato, and Plotinus, but carries then forward into a higher level of perfection with St. Augustine, Boethius, St. Maximus, and St. Aquinas.
>>61483287A stainless steel Jericho 941. We’ve had this thread many times.
jesus had the force so probably an x-wing
>>61483287Which Apostles would be the fire team leaders?
>>61484599Everyone is emphatically nonviolent if you discount all the times they're not.
>>61483287I'm not sure if he would have any particular preference, I doubt he'd even care for firearms at all other than a handgun for self defense. Even then, like >>61483299 he'd probably not even use it. He'd probably just have a Jericho or Beretta because that'd be what's available in the region. The Apostles would probably have been well armed and Peter would have shot the priest's servant's ear off with a suppressed URGI M4 clone or some other rifle. >>61484581All of your preferred warrior/sociopathic societies are extinct and Christian civilizations have a better military track record over history. Morality is not weakness, and it is a choice made by free men while you are nothing more than a slave to passion. >>61484599>>61484675God has no contradictions and you are doing exactly what you are accusing the other anon of.
>>61483287Probably wouldn't have carried a gun. When you're fulfilling prophecy you don't have much to worry about. Simon Peter would've had a staccato though.>>61484599Isn't it embarrassing to be unable to successfully larp as a Christian? For a divine being there's no such thing as 'behaving out of character', unless you're trying to constrain God to match your beliefs. Christ is both just and merciful, and in that instance He knew justice was the right choice.
>>61483287>Earlier at the church I've been wondering what gun Jesus would carryEvangelicals were a mistake.
>>61484660You are perfect proof that the plebians in fact should not be allowed to read the Bible as their sub 70 IQ does not allow them to actually understand it and take everything literally.
>>61484599>everything I don't agree with in the bible is cherry pickedBrother, shut the fuck up and learn the gospel before you start speaking on things you don't know about.
>>61483287Highpoint 9mmJesus would pick a humble, reliable weapon affordable on a freelance carpenter's budget and there's no better choice than one of the most well known firearms responsible for helping the 13% achieve 50%
>>61483287If anything at all, a small-bore rifle or shotgun for utility purposes on the road, and that's it.
>>61483287Christianity, as preached by Jesus and not the collected doujin ramblings of some NEET Greeks, is wholly pacifist. Any retributions is done by God, not by Christians.
>>61483287I don't think it's stated that Jesus carried a weapon, but a few of the apostles did, or at least Peter did.We actually do have Peter's sword too, and it's quite unusually shaped for a sword. Pic related, it's in the Archdiocesan Museum in Poland.Now, in 1609, Johannes Longinus wrote that this sword was a "Roman gladius" that had been given to either the local Duke or Bishop as a gift by the Pope in 968. Perhaps the term gladius as we know it was not meant, but simply indicated that the sword was Roman in origin. There are some inconsistencies with his account though, such as the Pope he listed having been dead and succeeded by that time.If we go by Johannes' account, we could start looking at Italy, if we don't we could also look at some more domestic weapons. But again, this is just for Peter and the Apostles. Jesus honestly wouldn't have had a need for a weapon. Like the faithful Centurion told Jesus, he need only give the word and it will be done, he need not be there to see it nor even lift a finger. What he wills shall be done.
>>61488867You have chosen... wisely
>>61488129>God has no contradictionsWell that's fucking convenient.
>>61488867Jesus was a carpenter, not an injection molding machine operator. He would not choose soulless polymer.
>>61489711>We actually do have Peter's swordSure we do. They were sold in boxes of 10 by catholic grifters.
>>61483287Colt Dragoon.God made men. Samuel Colt made them equal.Jesus was nothing if not all about equality.
>>61483287Ok Longinus, get off 4chan
Didn't you faggots look up his early life? He'd have some shitty tavor or galil, and maybe a desert eagle. That's just for him though, not for the goyim.
>>61489711I think back then everyone had at least a stick or club at the countryside and some kind of knife or dagger in the cities.
>at churchImagine being religious and wasting your Sunday mornings lmao
>>61483287a 2011 in 10mman RIA because he's a carpenter
>>61483287He would tell you to sell your Xbox and buy an ar15
>>61489872Don't you have a war to lose?
>>61483287Desert eagle
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>>61490039I'm certain that almost everyone would have had a knife on their person, if only because it's a tool that everyone should and would reasonably have on their person. Similar for sticks, on a long journey a stick would've doubled as an aid for walking as well as a weapon if the need arose. If I recall from scripture, it's stated that two of the Apostles carried swords. One was Peter's, but I'm not sure if the other swordsman is named. They would have been a solid backbone of the group's defense if they were attacked, the others would likely have used their sticks or their knives, or perhaps thrown stones. That's just theoretical though, I don't think there's any known instances of them being attacked during Jesus's lifetime. Afterward is when the persecution really began.
>>61490106As a man who looks like Jesus, you are correct.
>>61487880Peter most likely.
>>61488867>there's no better choice than one of the most well known firearms responsible for helping the 13% achieve 50%lost
>>61484660The Bible does not refer to itself as the pillar of truth, nor Sola Scriptura. What is the pillar of truth in the Bible? The Church. It has the authority given by Christ, and those that reject it reject Christ.
>>61484599I bet you groom children, tranny>>61483287Jesus might approve of guns for target shooting and maybe hunting, but I don't think he'd support warfighting.
>>61483287One in each hand
>>61483287he'd have a hunting rifle, he hangs in the wilderness
>>61483920>only has one example and uses it over and over
>>61491906>word of god isnt truth>the institutional led by man isSeems exploitable
>>61492198Jesus didn't hand you a Bible before He ascended. He established the Catholic Church, which has the authority over interpretation of the divinely inspired Scriptures as well as establishing rules for the moral guidance of Christians.
>>61483299>>61483589>>61484599Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
>>61492670That is to fulfill prophesy, not a command to stockpile. What happened in the following verses?"Yeah, Teacher, we have a couple of swords already. Is that good?""Oh yeah, that'll do."Once again, your brain on protestantism
>>61483920>picks an ahistorical parable for his exampleTry again.
Fake 4chan christians are THE WORST
>>61492198>>61492499Both of you are trusting objects of men: one believes in books and the other believes in organizations.
>>61492711Ruined many boards with it
